#incorrect leverage quotes

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Jack: Goin' to Plan B?

Davey: Technically that would be Plan G.

Race: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?

Davey: Yeah. Jack dies in Plan M.

Spot: I like Plan M.

#as if Davey would ever let jack die #but it’s still a contingency #plans with the newsies lol as if #but tell me this wouldn’t be the conversation #newsies #newsies 1992 #seize the day #newsies stage show #incorrect newsies quotes #incorrect quotes #jack kelly #racetrack higgins #davey jacobs #spot conlon #leverage #incorrect leverage quotes #nathan ford #alec hardison #eliot spencer #play it by ear #the plan is there is no plan

[we-provide-leverage]

Eliot: "Oh my god... vanilla extract."

Eliot: "Vanilla extract smells wonderful but tastes horrific on its own. But mixed with sugar and flour and cream, it tastes just like it smells. We need the support of others to reach our full potential."

Eliot: "No man is an island, everyone is vanilla extract."

Hardison: "He doesn't sleep for four days, and suddenly he's spouting philosophy."

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[geekynightowl1997]

Eliot: Don't say a word.

Parker: Fergulous.

Eliot: Parker, I said no words.

Parker: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word. Suddenly it's a word because it's convenient for you.

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[mx-perfectly-fine]

nate: right so i can get you your money

client #1: i don’t want money

nate: soooo your money back???

client #2: i don’t want money

nate: getting your money is easy

client #3: i don’t want money

#WHY DOES HE NEVER LEARN #like dude #they don’t want the money #leverage #nate ford #nathan ford #incorrect leverage quotes #incorrect quotes

[asphyxiatedredherring]

Hardison: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

Parker: Fake?

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[startrekandstarcrises]

"Eliot has a FATHER‽

i thought he just sprang fully formed from a greek god's forehead like Athena did from Zeus, except in his case from Ares or some other god of war and crankiness."

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[silima]

funky little guys

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[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Batman: Did you take care of the guard?

Robin!Jason: Yeah! Dick told me to distract him but I thought that would take too long.

Flashback

Robin: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Robin: *chloroforms guard

Flashback end

Batman: What? He’s gonna wake up in like three hours?!

Robin: It was either that or push him out the window. You disapproved the last time I did that.

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[leverage-ot3]

#no-pain #I spent like 20 min with photoshop mix on my phone and the app kept crashing pls laugh reblog like etc #parker #alec hardison #eliot spencer #parker x hardison x eliot #leverage ot3 #ot3 memes #humor #ot3 humor #pics #leverage #leverage redemption #incorrect quotes #incorrect ot3 quotes #parker x hardison #parker x eliot #might make another version where its. just. all three of them lmao #mine #not queueing this i want immediate gratification

[daisymintt]

Arthur: And I love Past Merlin and Future Merlin.

Merlin: Thank you. But it's a wasted effort. Past Merlin is dead. He dies every second, over and over. Future Merlin never arrives. He's suspended in time forever.

Gwaine: Sometimes you forget how his brain works and then…

[mimes explosion]

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[harveywritings92]

Ghost: How did you both know there would be an extra uniform in the bag?

R/n: Everyone knows flight attendants are required to carry extra uniforms, in case they get called to work unexpectedly.

Soap: Or if something happens to the one they're already wearing.

Gaz: How does everyone know that?

{R/n and Soap answer at the same time.]

R/n: Worked airport security.

Soap: Slept with a flight attendant.

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[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Spot: *leaving a conversation* I think I’m getting better at this, I didn’t even stab him!

Race: Uh, yeah. We are so proud of you - No Stabbing Wednesdays, a new tradition.

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: So, what, the salt was plan B? Wizard: No, no, that's, ah, that's plan M. Sorcerer: Don't I die in plan M? Wizard: Yeah, usually. Sorcerer: What you mean, usually? How many plans do I die in? Wizard: C, F, and M through Q. Sorcerer: C, that's a little close to home. You need to switch that up. How many plans does Bard die in? Wizard: None. And Fighter none. And Rogue… nnehh. So there is a plan where Fighter comes out of it with a scar from the temple through the eye all the way down to their mouth- Fighter : Ooh! I'd look so cool with a scar! Rogue: Wait, wait, wait, go back, hold on, let's-let's rewind--you skipped past me! You skipped past me. Wizard: Well, I have one, there is a plan, but it's evolving. Rogue: Okay, that's creepy. Don't you think that's creepy? They're planning my death.

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Karai saved my life. Twice! Karai: Once. And a half. April: How do you half save someone's life? Karai: I was the one that was sent to kill him, so I figure that only counts as half, right? April: That actually makes sense.

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[crybabycunt]

Kate: Did you hear about this? The Tracksuit Mafia are dropping people from 20 feet? It's unbelievable.

Yelena: I know, right? Twenty feet. Walk it off.

Kate: Yelena, you do know that normal people just don't "walk off" a 20 foot fall, right?

Yelena: So, all those times I pushed guys off a building, and they were all, 'AAAHHHH!,' they weren't just being funny?

Kate: No.

Yelena: Huh, I thought it was funny.

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[incorrect-web-novels]

Wei Wuxian: It's okay to grow up, realize you're not the person you used to be.

Jin Ling: You never grew up.

Wei Wuxian: Yeah. I achieved perfection pretty early, huh?

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