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tsukii0002 · 24 days

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Mc and Satan reading peacefully in his room.

Asmo: *suddenly entering*

Satan: Asmo?

Asmo: *looking around*

Satan: What do you need?

Asmo: *moves some books, shifts others around*

Satan: Asmo!

Mc: Pff-

Asmo: *picks up a jacket and throws it on the floor and then leaves, but turning off the light before* >:3

Satan: ?????

Mc: *laughs* So that sibling thing doesn't just happen with humans.

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eniiart · 11 months

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I did the barbie meme

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hime-arts · 4 months

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Kith him now! Please 💛

#obey me shall we date #obeyme #obeymemammon #obeymefanart #obey me memes #obey me headcanons #cute #chibiart #digitalart #illustration #himearts #mwah mwah #kith kith #kisshimnow

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zinya · 1 month

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OBEY ME INCORRECT QUOTES #2

Hey, is your day going well? I had a question before starting: which OM character do you like the least?

This time there is no mention of blood or injury so you can read in peace

Mc- "I love you."

Lucifer-"Please don't."

Solomon who wanted to surprise MC by cooking a new recipe and ended up burning whatever this thing he calls "dish"

Solomon-"Look, I can explain... "

MC- "At this point I don't think I want you to."

Diavolo: "That's suspicious..."

Lucifer who watched MC and his family "What is?"

Diavolo:"This is the first time youve smiled in fourteen years."

Mc and Asmo who bet on who will have the most likes on devilgram

Mc-"How did you defeat me...?"

Asmo-"Because I have something you don't..."

Mc-"Superpowers?"

Asmo- "Well, I was going to say friends.. but yeah, that too."

Diavolo-"I've decided to run off and become a pirate. "

Barbatos-"But your highness, you have a kingdom to run...

Diavolo-"Not anymore!"

Mc- "Violence isn't always the answer."

Satan-"True, but it is an answer."

Mammon-"You can tell me to do whatever you want-"

Mc- "Good, because need一"

Mammon-"But that doesn't mean that I'll listen."

Mc who enters Levi's room and sees him with his sewing machine

Mc-"What are you making?"

Levi-“Bad decisions.”

Lucifer- "I have a secret."

Mc-"Then keep it to yourself. Knowing you, it's probably something that would get me killed again."

Levi- "I'm going to need a week to recover from this..."

Mammon-"We've only been outside for three minutes."

Lucifer-"And this, is exactly what happens when you don't follow instructions."

Mc- "Last time I checked, life doesn't just hand you a book of instructions when you're born."

Mammon- "Even if life did, who would actually follow them?"

Mc-"You look extremely sad."

Asmo-"Thank you."

Mc-"Well, are you alright?"

Asmo-"Yes, I'm fine."

Mc-"You have tears streaming down your face...'

Asmo- "I'm auditioning for a movie, and I have

to be able to cry on command."

Lucifer- "What is that?"

Mammon"Nothing!"

Lucifer"Well, 'nothing' looks a lot like my wallet. How did you get that?"

Mc-"NO."

Mammon-"I didn't even say anything."

Mc- "You didn't have to. That smirk said it for you."

Here are the ideas coming from: ~ThirzahWriteg~ and @Bookingitonthedaily ( Instagram)

I don't know if you like this kind of format, in any case I have a lot of fun making them, and of course sorry for any spelling mistakes you might see in the posts.

On that note have a good day, believe in yourself and do everything you can yesterday doesn't matter anymore but today does.💙

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thequietmuffin · 1 year

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Based on that one meme on Twitter. If you know you know

#obeymemasters #obeymeshallwedate #obey me fanart #obeyme #obey me otome #obey me beel fanart #obey me beelzebub #obey me nightbringer #obey me beel smut #obey me memes #obey me fluff

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aliciabell · 7 months

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#art #meme #solomon #satan #obey me #whb #obeyme solomon #obey me Satan #whb Satan #wbh solomon #what in the hell is bad?

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captainjacklyn · 2 years

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Since no one decided to say it :

I did the honor to waste my time, and I personally don't regret it.

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devildomresidentt · 2 months

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Lucifer’s old ass giving pep talks to Beel before every Fangol Game:

#wtf does that mean Kobe Bryant…#YOUR WELCOME 🗣️⁉️#obey me #obey me swd #obey me!#obey me nightbringer #obeyme!#obey me hcs #obey me crack #obey me drabble #obey me memes #lucifer obey me #obey me beelzebub

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7deadlymorons · 1 year

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mc: when I die,my tomb won't say RIP it will say VIP

teenager luke: yeah because those demons have a special place saved for you in hell.

mc: yes,the throne.

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kind-himbo-beel · 2 years

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🎷🎵🎶

He truly is the sexy sax man

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tsukii0002 · 3 months

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Satan and Mc reading quietly in his bedroom

Mc: Who do you think would be the fastest to reach the palace?

Satan: *lowering his book* ?

Mc: Mammon telling him that there is free treasure in the palace, Beel telling him that there is a buffet made by Barbatos or Lucifer finding out that Diavolo intends to make a new festival out of boredom?

Satan: *cracking up laughing* Lucifer.

Mc: *smiling* And who do you think would not achieve their goal even if they got to the palace?

Satan: Clearly *closing the book* Lucifer, just look at the number of events we're having.

They both burst out laughing uncontrollably

Mc: We are bad people.

Satan: I am a demon, I like to be a bad person.

Mc: Especially when it comes to Lucifer?

Satan: Exactly.

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hime-arts · 2 months

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Send help 🦅

Mammoney got snatched *literally*

#obey me shall we date #obeyme #obeymemammon #obeymefanart #obey me memes #himearts #digitalart #illustration #lol :3

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zinya · 1 month

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Obey me MC have an existential crisis

Hi, sorry I have lots of exams at the moment so writing is not an absolute priority. I've been thinking about this one for a while but I don't know if we can call it Headcanons, maybe more of a little Scenario. I can't find a good title apart from an MC who was originally a scientist, I myself am a future geneticist and I must admit that if I were to fall into devildom with magic it would make me ask a lot of questions .I am not an expert in religion so I apologize in advance for any confusion or inconsistencies I find, the goal being not to insult or offend anyone.

Mc at the table with all the boys :

Mammon- "Yo human you could respond when the Great Mammon speaks to you! What's going on for you to be in the moon like that?"

Mc- “Well when I was in the human world I planned to become a scientist later, But now I think it's falling through "

Satan "Why? I can always find you books on this theme if you want to continue studying it."

Asmo “That’s true, no matter where you are, you have to do what you like.”

Mc "That's not the problem, I brought back lots of my manuals the last time we went to the human world with Barbatos but it's just that if I stay here what I know best to do will be not of much use...."

Lucifer: “What do you mean by that?”

Mc-"Well, is the theory of evolution really correct? Or is it God who created us? There really was Noé ( Sorry I only know the name in French ) and an ark who saved an male and a female from each species because in this case the genetic diversity should have made all the species die "

“And then I thought, but if we get married, darling, my father-in-law is God? And if we have children, is God their grandpa? "

"Then I don't see any useful profession, if we want to know the origin of life I'm practically certain that Barbatos will find me the book at the royal library in the blink of an eye, I can't even do chemistry because yours is done with magic formulas. Even beauty products are made like that "

"I couldn't be a doctor, demons don't heal like we do and not as often.

All this to say that what I learned during more than 2/5 of my life should be thrown in the trash here."

Levi- "I've had existential crises before, but one like this...."

Lucifer “It’s true that I’ve never taken the trouble to think about that, I wouldn’t do it at Diavolo to see if it can be done, it would be a real waste to throw away so much knowledge I'm sure Diavolo and Barbatos could ask you to write down what you know when the exchange program will gain momentum we should be able to take care of humans ”

Satan "If you want, I would like you to teach me more about your classes, if you can talk about it with someone, that will always be the case and I might be able to answer your questions."

Mammon "Don't worry about that, you're great, funny, intelli- Finally what I mean is that it's normal for humans to be more useless but don't worry, The Great Mammon will help ya "

Asmo - "Honey, don't worry, your knowledge is very useful, the cosmetics of the human world have nothing to envy of our world, they are sometimes even better... too bad I can't have more.... "

Belphie "Maybe Solomon can help you better than us after all even if it's hard to see he's human "

Levi - “Then in science you also sometimes do a little computer science and programming for video games,You rarely get lost and always offer me a good solutions when I can't fix the WiFi."

Mc- "Thank you boys, that's nice, don't worry, it was just a thought like any other, and learning magic is pretty fun too "

Beel * Nod and eat *

I don't know who the drawing comes from if you have your name/account don't hesitate to tell me , As always sorry for the spelling mistakes I don't speak this language originally.

Really sorry for Beel but I really imagine him eating and nodding when the brothers try to find solutions and Belphi who watches him so he doesn't eat the others' and MC's plates when she speaks 😭

Passer une bonne journée 💙💛💜💚🩷💜🧡