More Headcannons about Bob and his dad
Alot of people don’t know that Joe was in the Navy before the ranch kinda took over his life
He graduated from Top Gun but pretty soon after that he was shipped off to Kuwait for duty
And he got one hell of a reputation as a pilot
When Maverick found out who Bob’s dad was his reaction was “Wait......Floyd? Your dad is ‘Foul Mouth’ Floyd?!”
People didn’t believe it......until they saw the pic of Joe on the wall at The Hard Deck in his Navy flight suit sticking not one, but both middle fingers in the air
Some of Joe’s best insulting names include the following
Pencil dicked, cocksucking turd blossom
Cockmuppet
Buttmunch
Butt Monkey
Douche Canoe
Ass monkey
And that’s only brushing the tip of the iceberg
Bob was born on the Navy Base.....well actually in the house the family lived at on the base
His dad had been back from Kuwait for about two years
Bob.....sneaky little Bob, had been born in the middle of the night at the peak of the summer of ‘93
Joe and Irene had already had Bob’s older siblings(seven.....count’em SEVEN!!! Joe clearly, was unable to keep his snake caged properly)
But Joe was moved to tears nonetheless
And when he held tiny little Bob in his arms he could hardly utter a word
“You sneaky fucker *SNIFF!* I love you”
Bob’s mom had unfortunately passed when he was ten
Which had him and Joe growing as close as a father and son can get
There’s another picture on the wall of Joe in his flight suit, holding one year old Bob on his shoulder
And years later the same pic was taken of Bob with August on his shoulder
God the resemblance between the three generations is fuckin scary
But when Joe comes to The Hard Deck
It’s as though he never left
And there’s always a place at the Dagger Squad table
Because if anything, Joe’s definitely one of the best den-fathers this side of the coast
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Oh I’d love to see Nita interact with Staeve’s camp buddies…
I have one headcanon
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They like to visit their favorite human every once and a while. [Original Characters]
The building is haunted, but the ghosts get attached to the workers [specifically the older ones who work there.]
The new workers are afraid of encountering them [most probably don't even know they exist and think it's just a rumor] while the older workers are used to them.
They're especially fond of this one guy in particular. He's been working here for 30+ years. They treat him like your indoor cat and he leans into their affection because he's a lonely starved old man who everyone sees as strict and indifferent.
[Note: This affection only extends to the older workers of the haunted building. (New workers have been reported fainting around their presence.) Others will not be treated as nicely. Please keep your distance and notify guards during an encounter.]
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