Mav: Am I in trouble?
Ice: Take a guess.
Mav: No?
Ice: Correct
Mav: Really!?
Ice: No, you idiot.
Ice: If you really think you're not in trouble for what you did to Admiral Caine's car, then you're even more delusional than I thought.
Mav, under his breath: It was worth it.
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Nina: aren't stars so amazing?
Matthias: you are the prettiest star
Nina: whatd you say?
Matthias: I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A CAR
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steve: hey billy, are you awake?
billy: what
steve: are you awake?
billy:
billy: who the fuck do you think said "what?"
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Dazai: So you're not mad about the little dance with Sigma 🥺?
Chuuya passive aggressively packing: No 😊.
Dazai: Seems like your mad 🧐.
Chuuya: Not at all. Ryu pack a bag we're going to visit your uncle Adam and Shirase 😒.
Dazai: Ok so a little pissed then 😅.
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One of the best feelings is finding someone who really gets you. A person who lets you be vulnerable and honest. The kind of person who encourages you to push past your flaws because they accept you as you are. Someone who never tells you that you’re too much of this and too little of that. Because to them you’re just enough of everything they love. Sylvester McNutt
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Jade: hey can i get a swig of that vodka?
Roxy: not vodka
Jade: ohh, i getcha, rum or something?
Roxy: nope
Jade: then what's-
Roxy: no alcohol n this flask girl this is miso soup
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Funny romance charts - Dangerous Babygirls edition (empty chart)
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Bradley, on the phone: Hey Uncle Sli! I just used your prank on Ice, he's never gonna guess who did it-
Ice, from the other side of the house: BRADLEY, I KNOW THIS WAS YOU!
Bradley, yelling back: UNCLE SLIDER APPROVED IT! IT WAS HIS IDEA!
Ice: I AM COUNTING TO TEN.
Bradley: Shit, he started counting, I gotta go, Uncle Sli. It was worth it!
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Crowley: GoOoOOodD MORNINGG!!
Halt: Morning'
Crowley: Why not good morning?
Halt: I would've said good morning if it actually WAS a good morning
Crowley:
Halt:
Halt: Now let me finish my coffee
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ok so im making a thing based on destiel and i need two matching pieces and for one i wanted to do an anatomical heart but i cant figure out what to do for the other one
im contemplating putting an angel blade and like rubys knife or just a regular knife but im open to suggestions!
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There are a few rules I know to be true about love and marriage: If you don't respect the other person, you're gonna have a lot of trouble. If you don't know how to compromise, you're gonna have a lot of trouble. If you can't talk openly about what goes on between you, you're gonna have a lot of trouble. And if you don't have a common set of values in life, you're gonna have a lot of trouble.
Tuesdays with Morrie, Mitch Albom
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Tuffnut: *Takes one apple*
Tuffnut: *looks intently at apple*
Tuffnut: *takes one more apple*
Tuffnut: *puts down one apple*
Tuffnut: *takes the entire crate of apples*
Tuffnut: Okay?
Hiccup, sighing: Okay
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Yuu: I haven't seen Ace and Deuce for fifteen minutes now.
*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Ace and Deuce running after it in a panic. Yuu doesn't look outside at all.*
Yuu: That probably means they're getting into trouble.
if you know what this is from, you know.
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𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞.
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