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jadeittic · 1 year

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HS + Y/I: 2022 (SERIES)

EXTRA (8) -- mb i keep procrastinating i swear its not my fault (it is) LMAO

PREVIOUS. NEXT.

HARRY STYLES + PLATONIC!EX-1D MEMBER!FEM!READER

WARNINGS: will be changing face claims for every post ! hope it won't be a bother.

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ynrry YNRRY spotted walking around tourist shops in Perth, Australia just this afternoon. Are we all ready for the show tomorrow night?

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"Okay, so tonight's dinner will be pizza, as I was informed. "Where are you?" Not knowing what she should be looking for other than a pizza box as she makes her way down the catwalk, YN says, "Is there a pizza box I should be looking for, really? — A sudden cheer could be heard from the other side of the stage, where Harry appeared to be pointing down to someone in the audience. Harry said, "C'mere, I think I found her. I'll even check my imaginary watch on my wrist to see how long it'll take her to get here," he said, motioning for YN to come over to his side.

"I actually believed a turtle was with me on stage," Harry jokes with a smirk on his lips, "YN finally made it over, much slower than anyone, actually." By this time, the two are arguing once more and have forgotten that they were looking for the pizza a fan had promised YN she would get at tonight's show.

"Well, I wouldn't really like the opportunity to slip and fall down as I'm running to you, no? - I'm simply being safe, unlike you." YN says with a cheeky grin plastered onto her face, to which Harry replies with a playful, offended look as he dramatically starts crying and places his hands over his eyes to stop his "tears" from falling out.

YN decides to move on, away from the conversation, and approaches the fan, who is holding a pizza box in the air. "Are you the one who promised me dinner?" The fan's head nodding told her everything she needed to know, even though she couldn't really hear what she was saying due to the audience and the earpiece placed in her ears. She then reaches over to the fan, carefully grabbing the box from the fan's hands without falling. As YN holds the box, her excitement quickly builds as she remembers how hungry she was before the show.

"Better hope it's your favorite pizza. If not, the pizza will be mine before you know it!" Harry approaches YN with a sneaky grin on his face. By turning away from the audience to hide the pizza they would be eating on stage, YN and Harry created needless suspense. — The boy standing next to YN laughs as she says, "Don't let me down, please," into her microphone.

It was YN's preferred pizza, which surprised her. As she crouches next to the fan, YN exclaims, "You are now my favorite person ever, I love you so much." — "You certainly made her happy, I suppose. Sincerely, I believed she would eventually cut off my head." Harry says as he squats down next to YN and receives snarling looks in return.

"Harry, I hate you so much." She pushes him in a playful manner until he falls to his back, at which point she turns to face the fan while grinning widely. — "You have my undying love. I adore you. Because of you, dinner is served!"

"Speaking of Adore You," Harry teases into his microphone as he motions for YN to stand, the upbeat instrumental playing through the speakers.

YN was spotted eating pizza while seated close to her and Harry's band.

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celebnews "Y'wanna do it with me?" -- "Pass. I don't want to barf out the pizza I just ate. And besides, you're not even drinking it with beer!" -- "Well, this is a family show, is it not?" YN LN and Harry Styles on doing a shoey at their concert at Perth.

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azurecrystalz · 1 year

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[Translation] Bon Appetit! (Niki FS2) / Chapter 1

Hiiro: I ordered the lightly vanilla scented "pudding a-la-mode"!

Hinata: And I got a parfait filled to the brim with seasonal fruit!

Niki: I got this super fancy fruit waffle, and it even comes with a little parfait on the side!

Hinata: All three treats in a row make for a pretty sweet sight~ All these sweets loom scrumptious!

Hiiro: Just like the name of the place, “Fruit Parlor”, says, theres a variety of different fruits on everything on the menu. I’m unfamiliar with what a “parlor” is, but after following Shiina-san I was able to discover beautiful food. I’m so happy.

Niki: When I go out to eat so that I can come up with new recipes, I usually go out alone. But I’m glad I let you both tag along~

Hinata: Ahaha. When I heard you were coming to the Fruit Parlor, I couldn’t resist since I’ve got a sweet tooth.

Hiiro: Umu. Same here, I heard it was a good place with splendid food…there’s still so much in the city I don’t know about.

Niki: …Oop. I’m gonna dig in now. Thank you for the meaaaal~!

Hinata + Hiiro: Thank you for the meal!

Niki: Just so you know, a "parlor" is a Western-type restaurant that offers a bunch of casual foods and drinks.

Hiiro: Heeeh, I've learned something new. Thank you, Shiina-san!

Hinata: Oh right, if you're gonna need a reference for a recipe, do you wanna bite? Cuz this parfait is taaaasty~

Niki: Is it really okay?! I'd love to!

Hiiro: Please try some of my pudding as well. It's delicious, so much so that I can't think of any other way to describe it.

Niki: Uuu, you two are too kind! When I finish this recipe I'll absolutely let you try it...!

Hiiro: Fufu, I'm looking forward to it. Shiina-san always makes such delicious food.

Hinata: Soooo true~ Shiina-senpai we're lucky to be in the same room as you. Ah, that reminds me--

Niki: ? Why did you just point your phone at me?

Hinata: Oh don't mind me! While you're eating so happily like that, just turn this way a bit please!

Niki: Like this?

Hinata: Ohh, I got a pretty good shot~

Niki: What's with this all of a sudden? Are you posting it to SNS*?

Hinata: ...Not exactly, I actually overheard something back at the agency. Shiina-senpai's turn for a "Feature Live" is coming up.

Niki: Heeeh, my "Feature Live"...wait, what?! It's my turn already?! But didn't Rinne-kun just have a live performance a few days ago?

Hiiro: That's true, Nii-san's show was recently. However, is there a specific rule for the order?

Hinata: No clue. Anzu-san might be looking at the schedule and deciding that way? ...But let's just leave that be for a bit. The pamphlet for the "Feature Live" features a bunch of off-shots** of the idols. I thought having this fun time with Shiina-senpai was the perfect chance for an off-shot picture, so I took one~ Shiina-senpai, if out on your day off from work, that means your "off" now right?

Niki: I guess? I mean I'm eating food and being really random but it isn't any different from what I do everyday...so maybe it's fine for an offshoot?

Hinata: I know right? And here's....another shot~!

Hiiro: Then, I'll give it my best to take pictures of Shiina-senpai too. I've improving at using a camera recently~

Niki: Having two cameras being pointed at me feels weird but if it really is my turn then it would be a big help if I had a few pictures. I'd be grateful if you randomly took a few.

Hiiro: Umu, please leave it to us. Would it be alright to send these to Anzu-san later?

Hinata: That's right. Instead of sending them to Shiina-senpai it'd just be faster to send them to Anzu-san first. I'll send them and explain~.

Niki: Thanks a bunch, you two~ ...Oh, once you're done taking pictures you should probably get back to eating. You'll miss out~

Hinata: Uwah, the ice cream is gonna melt!

Hiiro: That's true, we need to eat it quickly...!

Niki: Even if it's sweets, savor it well you two~

That Night

Niki: (Tomorrow's prep, check. Sweeping the restaurant and keeping the kitchen clean, check. That's pretty much it for work today, all that's left is waiting for Nee-san here--)

Niki: --ah, Nee-san, when did you get here?! Please come in instead of staying by the door! You didn't want to get in the way so you watched and waited for me to finish work? Nono, Nee-san didn't you contact me beforehand? You could've just talked to me at any point with no problem yknow.

Niki: ...So, um. About my "Feature Live", I know it's my turn for it but what did you want to meet up today for? Eh? A picture? Oh you're talking about the one the other two took? I'm happy you like them, it's all thanks to Hinata-kun and Otouto-san...Is this...what I was hoping for? You're asking what kind of moments do I want to post and which off-shot pictures I think are good? Uummmm, I mean if it's just a picture of good food then I have no problem, but it's gonna be in the pamphlet so I have to be in the pictures right?

Niki: .....

Niki: Sorry, I should stay quiet. It's an "off-shoot" so I was just thinking about my time off...

Niki: ? You're asking if I even have time off, what do you mean by that? ...Of course I do, I spend it prepping food at night like this. I'm at the cafeteria or at "Cinnamon" in the kitchen when I'm not doing idol things too. But, today I used my time off to think up ideas for a new recipe. Wait, wouldn't that count as a chef's job?

Niki: Uuu I'm gonna go crazy. What in the world do I consider as time off? You're asking if I don't have days off to at least tell you what I do in my spare time?

Niki: J-just wait a moment please. I'll try to figure out how I normally am!

(*): An abbreviation meaning "Social Networking Sites", social media basically

(**): Hinata calls them off-shots in the dialogue box written in ktkn. The idea of it described in other FS2 stories is that the pamphlet needs candid (in the moment) pictures of idols in their free time.

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The pink eyed situation with Team Stan and their s/o🧟🧟‍♂️💗💗👀

This is Halloween special post🎃🎃🎃🎃

Since I liked the writing I did for the preschool episode, I decided to do another for the episode called 'Pink eye'

Here's the episode If you can't watch it: https://www.wcoforever.net/south-park-season-1-episode-7-pink-eye

Warnings: Blood/violence, a little death wishing.

Gender: Neutral

💙💚 The Main Four ❤️🧡

It's a "normal" casual day in south park.

You were standing at the bus stop with the boys.

All of a sudden, a big metal thing landed on Kenny and squashed him to smithereens.

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"

"You bastards!" You and Kyle looked at each other for a sec realizing that you both said the same thing together.

"What the hell is that thing?" Cartman pointed at the contraption that killed Kenny.

"It looks like a UFO!"

"Theres no such thing as UFOs!"

You guys then watch as the ambulances pulled up and put Kenny into a bag labeled as 'Body Bag'.

"C'mon, let's get him to the morgue" They began to drive off with Kenny.

"Wait until you guys see my Halloween costume tomorrow, it kicks ass"

"Dude, it can't be cooler than mine!"

"Man, we gotta get home and get our costumes ready!"

"I already have my costume ready" You said trying to be proud.

"Well we'll see about that Y/n! my costume is going to be better then yours! you better not be dressing up as a hippie!"

You sticked your tongue at Cartman before you all parted ways to your houses.

...

"You look like a pansy!"

"Shut up Kyle!"

"What are you supposed to be anyways?"

"I'm Raggedy Andy"

"Heh, why did you dress up as raggedy Andy dude?"

"Because Wendy is going as raggedy an, and she said this is the way we will win the contest for sure!"

"No way dude, I'm going to win the contest with this sweet Chewbacca costume!"

"Wendy said the prize is 2 tons of candy!"

"Cool!"

Cartman then showed up in his costume.

"Hey dudes"

"Cartman! what kind of costume is that???"

"It's Adolf Hitler costume, Sieg heil! Sieg heil!"

"Where you get that?"

"My mom made it, isn't it cool?"

"No it's not cool!!"

"What are you supposed to be Stan, Howdy doody?"

"No I'm raggedy Andy fatass!"

"Oh..wow, you look pretty kewl!"

Cartman and Kyle began to laugh.

"Sissy!"

"I'll kick your ass Kyle!"

"Oh look out! Highly happy is all pissed off!"

The boys saw Kenny approach them.

"Oh look, Kenny is not dead!" Kenny stood there in silence.

"You forgot to wear a costume Kenny!"

"What's the matter? couldn't your family afford a costume for you?" Stan teased.

"Yeah, why is your family so poor Kenny?"

"Kenny's family is so poor, that yesterday they had to put their cardboard up for a second morgue!"

Kyle giggled.

Kenny still stood there in silence.

"I said your family had to put a cardboard up for a second morgue, Kenny!"

Silence.

"I'm talking to you Kenny!"

Silence.

"Poor piece of crap..."

They suddenly realize something.

"Hey, where's Y/n?"

"Eh, guess Y/n won't be showing-"

"BOO!" You jumped out from behind Cartman and it scared him.

"Woah dude!"

"Where did you come from Y/n?!"

"I sneaked up behind Cartman while you guys were talking to Kenny and I figured I should give you all a scare :3"

"You little bitch! that wasn't funny!"

"And what are you supposed to be Y/n?"

"Oh, I'm wearing (Favorite Halloween costume) Do you guys like it?"

They took a look at what you're wearing.

"Not as cool as my costume! that's for sure!"

They began to laugh at you while Kenny still remained silent.

"Oh........." You look down with a hint of lil sadness.

Don't worry, they actually do like what you're wearing <3

The bus driver pulled up after a few seconds.

"Get on! we're running late!" Miss Crabtree yelled.

"We're always running late ya ugly stank"

"What did you say?!"

"I said, I can't wait to own a fishing tank!"

"Oh.....neither can I..." The boys got on the bus while you followed right behind them.

Cartman sat with Kenny on one side, Kyle and Stan sat on the other.

"Whoops, Y/n you're going to have to sit in the back with all the other losers!"

"Hmm..." You sat on Cartman's lap without hesitation.

"Haha! you're a seat now fatass!" Kyle pointed at Cartman while laughing.

"Shadd up Kahlll!" Cartman yelled while blushing at the fact that you were sitting in his lap.

After a while, Cartman submitted in defeat and wrapped his arms around your waist so you wouldn't fall off his lap.

"This is the only time I will allow you to sit in my lap, after that you better go sit somewhere else!"

"Hehe, whatever Eric"

"Stop calling me by my first name!!!"

"You never seem to have a problem with me saying it the first time thought"

Cartman did his little tantrum whine while you rolled your eyes.

...

"Wait until everyone sees my Chewbacca costume. They are going to be so jealous!"

When you guys look at the whole class, you saw other kids wearing the Chewbacca costume Kyle was wearing.

"Everyone came as Chewbacca?!"

"It sure does seem to be a popular costume this year Kyle" Mr Garrison chime in while wearing a white dress.

"Damn it!" Kyle threw off his Chewbacca mask.

"Wendy!"

"Hi Stan"

"You said we're going to be raggedy an and Andy together!"

"Yeahhhh"

"We we're going to enter the contest as a pair!"

"I know, but then...I just realized how stupid we would look!"

"You what?!"

"I thought you would reach the same conclusion, so I came as Chewbacca!"

Stan began to bang his head on the desk as 2 guys walked past him.

"Hey Stan! you look pretty enough to kiss!"

"Yeah! you wanna be my girlfriend?"

"Hey dude, all of a sudden my costume is pretty badass"

"Dude! dressing up as Hitler is not badass!"

"You're just jealous! why don't you go back to endor you stupid wussy!"

"wookie don't live on endor!" Cartman mocked what Kyle said in a baby voice.

"Well at least my mom isn't on the cover of crack whore magazine!"

"What?!"

"Crack whore magazine?"

"Okay, all you little Chewbaccas take your seats"

Everyone did what they were told to do and sat down in their seats. You sat down right in front of Kenny and Kyle.

"Children since today is Halloween, I thought we can learn something about the new horror writer Jackie Collem"

You felt somebody tugging at your costume, you turned around saw Kyle tugging at it.

"What are you doing Kyle?" You whispered to him so Mr Garrison wouldn't hear.

"Nothing!" He immediately turned his head away with a little hint of blush on his cheeks.

While Mr Garrison was still teaching, you saw Kenny's arm fall off and landed on the floor next to his desk.

"Ew!" Wendy cringed.

"Is there a problem Kenny?"

Kenny stood in silence again, you started to get creeped out since you haven't heard a word from Kenny ever since.

"Let's try to keep our hands to ourselves okay?"

"Your never gonna win that 2 tons of candy looking like everybody else"

...

"I'm gonna make a new costume during recess I can still win that candy!"

"You gonna dress up as a pumpkin Kyle?"

Stan and Cartman laughed at what you said.

"No I'm not, shut up Y/n!"

Cartman looked over to see Kenny not eating his pudding.

"Hey Kenny are you going to eat your pudding?"

"No Eric, you can take my pudding If you like" Cartman mimicked Kenny's voice.

"Why thank you Kenny, how nice of you"

"Aren't you hungry Kenny?"

Silence.

"He hasn't said anything or moved an inch"

"Hello Children!"

"Hey Chef!" Chef looked to see Cartman eating Kenny's pudding while wearing the costume.

"What in the hell are you doing dressed up as that?!"

"Eating Kenny's pudding..."

"Hello children, oh love the elvis costume Mr Chef" Principal Victoria greeted the boys and Chef.

"Elvis? Im evil kaneva, why the hell would I dress up as Elvis!"

"Well then why the hell would you dress up as evil kaneva? Anyways I hope you children are-" Victoria pause when she saw Cartman's costume.

"Eric! God bless it, what do you think your doing?!"

"Hey! he said I could have his pudding, ask him yourself!"

"That's right principal Victoria, It's fine with me because Eric is cool!" Cartman mimicked Kenny's voice again while moving his head with the spoon.

"Where did you get that costume young man!"

"My mom made it, Sieg heil! Sieg heil!"

"Shhh! god bless America. you get into my office before anyone else sees you!" Victoria began dragging Cartman away from the table and to her office.

"I have to show you an educational video"

"Eh?! I don't want to see an educational video!"

Just as Clyde approached the table you guys were sitting at, you saw Kenny jump and bit Clyde's arm.

"Ah! you bit my arm!!"

"Oh good! Kenny's back to normal!"

"But he just bit Clyde's arm!"

Stan and Kyle look at you with a confused expression.

"What are you talking about Y/n?"

"He-....oh nevermind..."

...

"Watch the video Eric" Victoria turned on the TV showing a video of Hitler.

*After the video ended*

"Now do you have any questions?"

"Can I see that again It was cool!"

"You must remove that costume immediately!"

"I can't! I have to win those 2 tons of candy!"

"Well how about we make you a new costume, let's see....hah!" She grabbed the white cloth off the shelf.

"How about we make you a nice scary ghost costume" She placed the cloth over Cartman's head.

"I don't wanna be a stupid scary ghost!"

"Let me just make a few alterations....and there you go!"

Cartman's new costume was completed.

...

The costume contest was starting.

"Boo! I'm a ghost!"

"Man, I feel like a total chode!"

"Oh come on Stan, maybe it's because you do look like a total chode"

"Hello Children!"

"Hey Chef!" Chef screamed and walked away when he saw Cartman's costume.

"Wow! Chef's really scared of ghosts huh!"

"Hey, where Kyle?"

"Check this out!" Kyle merged from the 2 doors revealing his new costume.

"So you did dress up as a pumpkin?"

"I am not a pumpkin!"

"You look like one though"

"Don't make me kick your ass Y/n!" Kyle came closer to you with an angry look on his face.

"Woah dude!"

"What is that?"

"I'm the whole solar system dude! The planets even revolve the right way, that tub of candy is as good as mine"

"Hmm.....still a pumpkin :^"

Kyle punched you in the arm, but not too hard though.

"Okay children, let's get you all in line so the judges can look at your stupid little costumes"

Everyone got in line.

"Children this year we have a celebrity judge the star of family ties, Miss Tina utter!"

"Who?"

"Dude I thought she was dead"

"Yeah, me to"

Miss Tina utter handed Mr Garrison the board.

"Thank miss utter, okay. The 2nd best costume goes to.....Kenny! For his Edward Janes costume!"

Miss Tina utter placed a 2nd ribbon on Kenny.

"And the award for the very best costume goes to....Wendy! for her Chewbacca costume!"

"What?! but she looks the same like everyone else! Up yours Tina utter!"

"And the award for the worst costume goes to..Stan for his stupid little clown thing costume, let's all point at Stan and laugh children"

Mr Garrison and a few of the other kids laugh at Stan before walking away.

"Thanks a lot Wendy! you ruined my Halloween!"

"Relax Stan, you'll feel a lot better once we're out trick or treating"

"I don't want to trick or treat with you, you lied to me!"

"Alright children, let's gather around and Bob for stupid apples now. You go first Bebe"

Bebe stuck her head into the water trying to get the apples.

"That's good, just use that mouth like the girls in Bayjay"

"Brains!" Clyde tackled Bebe and began drowning her while biting her.

"Wait your turn Clyde!"

...

"Where the hell is Kyle? we don't have all night to wait for him!"

"I bet I get more candy then you dude"

"Your still wearing that costume Stan?"

"Shut up Y/n!"

"Are you crazy? I'm the candy master!"

"No your the ass master, there's a difference"

"Ay! I'm not the one walking around all day looking like hippie longstocking!"

"Oh yeah? well my mom's not on the cover of crack whore magazine!"

"Goddamn it! My mom is not on the cover of crack whore magazine!!"

"Hey dudes"

"Don'tdrinkmyblood!"

"What?"

"Nothing!"

"Good you're here, now let's make sure we got everything. Flashlight?"

"Check!"

"Plastic pumpkin tales?"

"Check!"

"Taser"

"What's that?"

"For shocking people who try to give us granola treats or something"

"Yeah, granola pisses me off"

Kenny approached you all without saying a word, again.

"Hey Kenny!" Kenny stood in silence.

"Pew! you stink Kenny!'

"You still don't got a costume yet Kenny?"

"Eh, too bad drinking stotchs isn't a job or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!"

Silence.

"I said your dad would be a millionaire Kenny!"

Silence.

"Kenny!"

Silence.

"I don't like Kenny anymore, he just doesn't communicate"

"Hi guys!"

"Hi Wendy"

"How's your barrel full of candy Wendy!"

"Oh, I didn't want all that sweet stuff. I gave it away to hungry children"

(Well that's very nice of her :3)

"You what?! are you insane?!"

"Let's go trick or treat!"

"I don't think so Wendy, I think you had enough candy for one day"

"Stan, I'm awfully sorry that you got dressed up as raggedy Andy please don't be mad"

"How can he be mad with such pretty hair and rosy cheeks!"

"Trick or treat with yourself Wendy!"

"But Stan"

"No buys Wendy, I wish you were dead!"

As you and the boys began to walk away you looked behind and saw Wendy being attacked by a zombie.

"Ah!"

...

The boys ran the neighbor's doorbell and the neighbor opened her door.

"Trick or treat!"

Kenny's other arm fell off.

"Oh how cute"

Just as she was giving you and the boys their candy, Kenny repeatedly bit her arm.

"Dude, Kenny!"

"Oh my god! call 911! call 911!" The lady closed her door.

"Nice going Kenny, she was about to give us candy!"

"Yeah! she had sweetie pops!"

"You owe me a sweetie pop asshole!"

You started to catch on that Kenny might be a zombie, but the guys won't believe you If you told them so you just remained silent.

...

You guys rang another doorbell and a man came out.

"Treat or trick!"

"Hope you guys love chocolate buttercream puffies!"

Kenny began bitting the man on the arm.

"Ah! get it off! get it off me! Gahh!!!!"

The boys stood there in silent watching while you had a nervous look on your face.

"Damnit! we'll never get any candy If Kenny keeps eating people!"

"Yeah, that's it Kenny you can't trick or treat with us anymore!"

You guys proceed to leave Kenny alone with him still eating the man.

Kyle rang the doorbell for another house.

"Trick or treat!"

The people opened up the door wearing ghost costumes like Cartman.

"Hey, they're all dressed up as ghosts too!"

The people placed one single candy into Cartman's bucket.

"2D bar?! you cheap bastards!"

You guys went to another house while ignoring the chaos going on in the town.

You ranged another door bell.

"Trick or-" The door immediately opened with Chef holding 2 chainsaws in his hands.

"Ahhhhhh!!!!" You and the boys got scared.

"Get off my property you brain eating zombie bastards!"

"Chef! Chef!"

"Chef no!"

"Oh sorry children, I thought you were one of them!"

"Can we have some candy now please?"

"Damn boy, what in the hell are you doing dressed up like that?!"

"I'm trying to trick or treat goddamn it!"

"Remind me to whoop your ass next time, now get in here before those zombies get ya!"

You guys walked into Chef's house and closed the door.

The boys proceeded to sit on Chef's couch.

You decided to be cheeky again and sat on Kyle's lap.

"Hahaha! who the seat now Kahl!!"

"Shut up fat boy!"

Kyle just immediately gave in and wrapped his arms around your waist too so you wouldn't fall off.

"What are you talking about Chef?"

"Zombies children, south park is overrun with the living dead. Haven't you noticed anything strange lately?"

You opened your mouth to say something but immediately closed it.

"Well, not really except that Kenny keeps on eating people's brains"

"Don't you children see? Kenny's turn into a zombie like everyone else in town!"

"Oh my god, that means"

"If everyone's turn into zombies"

"There won't be anyone to give us candy!"

The boys gasped.

"Ahhhh!"

"Chef! you've got to help us!"

"I'm working on it children"

You guys watched him pack the chainsaws into a bag.

"Wait, where are we going?"

"The doctor said that the first people that he treated were the morgutan and his assistant. We'll get to the bottom of this, at the morgue"

You look behind you to see that Stan and Cartman were shaking, including Kyle.

"You guys okay?"

You heard a fart noise and it sounded like it was coming from Kyle.

The boys began to laugh.

"Kyle, really?" Your cheeks were tinted with red from the 2nd hand embarrassment.

"What?" He giggled at your reaction as you began to pout.

"Alright you can stop pouting now, you're too adorable for that" He began ruffling your h/c hair.

...

"I don't know about this Chef"

"Yeah, I'm scared"

"Candy, focus on the candy..."

"What are we doing here Chef?"

"Just look for anything suspicious"

You and the boys begin to search through the drawers and desks while Chef does the same thing.

"I found it! I found it!" Kyle pulled out a certain magazine that had Cartman's mom on the cover.

"What?"

"See Cartman! your mom is on the cover!"

Cartman began to stutter with his words while freaking out.

"We told you dude!"

"Let me take that Kyle"

"Hey Chef, look!"

Chef spotted a yellow bottle, it was labeled 'Worcestors shire sauce'. The bottle also had a hotline number.

"I've gotta call this hotline number children!"

Before Chef could dial the number, the zombies broke through the windows and the walls.

One of the zombies was Pip who broke the window that was behind Chef.

"Pinkkkkk eyeeeee"

"It's the british kid! except he's a little limey zombie now!"

More zombies broke in as they speak.

"Look out children!"

One of the zombies broke through the floor in front of me and the boys.

Stan immediately picked up a bat and started wacking the zombie back to the floor.

"Okay Chef! dial the hotline number!"

Chef didn't respond.

"Chef?"

"Guys look!"

The boys look and saw that Chef was one of the zombies now.

"Chef!!!!"

You guys watched as Chef started singing and the zombies were standing to the song.

"Let's out of here!" you followed Stan out of the building while Cartman and Kyle followed behind.

...

"We've gotta call that Worcesters sauce number!"

"Hey! there's a pay phone!"

"Kyle, you call the number"

"But the zombies are coming!"

"We'll hold them off!" Stan and Cartman picked up the chainsaws Chef had before running to kill off the zombies.

"I should've brought my (Favorite weapon) If I had the chance to" I leaned on the booth in misery.

"Calm down Y/n, just wait right there while I call the number"

Kyle looked at the number on the bottle before opening the glass and grabbing the phone to dial the number.

The same usual robotic voice was talking over the phone saying to press 1 and all that shit.

Kyle jumped up to press the number before calling again.

...

"Nobody screws up my trick or treating and gets away with it!"

Cartman jumped towards the zombie man and sliced his head off with the chainsaw.

"Kewl!"

Stan did the same thing and succeeded.

"Sweet!"

...

I was now leaning onto Kyle while having my arms around his legs, tired as he still struggles to get the people to answer.

The lady on the phone finally answered him.

"There's a bunch of zombies here!"

"Please hold" The lady on the phone put him on hold.

"Kyle..?"

"Goddammit! these people put me on hold!"

...

Stan and Cartman were still decapitating zombies, giving Kyle some more time.

As Stan was cutting off a zombie's head, he saw Wendy approach him and it looked like she had turned into one of the zombies herself.

"Wendy?"

"Arrhghs" Wendy made a zombie growl noise.

"Finish her dude, she's a zombie now" Cartman said walking up next to Stan while holding his chainsaw.

"I know...but I....but I..." Stan hesitated.

"Come on Stan, remember how she did you at the costume contest?"

"Hey yeah!" Stan raised his chainsaw a little as Wendy proceeded to approach him closer.

...

"The first thing you need to do is to make sure you're not decapitating zombies left and right do you understand? Do NOT start decapitating zombies left and right!"

"Uhhhh okay! then what?"

You shifted uncomfortable on the ground wondering when this is going to be over so you could get some candy with the boys :>

...

Wendy growled at Stan again, closing in on him.

"Wendy, I know we had a fight and I wished you were dead...but..I didn't mean it"

"Kill her Stan!" Cartman was getting impatient.

...

"All you have to do is kill the original zombie, the one that started this whole mess. Once you kill the original zombie all the other zombies will go back to normal"

"Original zombie? well how the hell do we know who the original zombie is?"

"Maybe it's Kenny because we did see him act strange today before we heard about zombies taking over south park, so it might be him"

Kyle looked at you for a sec before thinking about it in his head.

"Wait, that thing before landed on Kenny, and they took him to the morgue! You said something helpful for once at the moment Y/n" Kyle gave you a playful glare before you started to giggle.

...

Wendy was getting more closer to Stan by the second, ready to bite him and turn him into a zombie.

"I....I can't..." Stan lowered his chainsaw down.

You watched as Kyle went over to Kenny and began cutting him in half with the chainsaw that picked up in his hands. Kenny's body fell to the ground with blood pooling all around him.

"Oh my god, I killed Kenny! You bastard!"

"Now that's a lot of damage" you said trying to crack a joke at the moment.

"Uh....what happened..?" Wendy turned back to normal as Stan held her hand from behind.

"Don't worry Babe, everything is going to be okay"

"It's working! they're turning back to normal!" You saw that all the people who were zombies are back to normal.

"You did it children!" chef says popping out of nowhere.

"Okay let's go trick or treating now, come on!"

"I'm sorry that I dissed you like that at school Stan, I guess I wasn't considerate of your feelings"

"That's okay Wendy, I'm sorry that I wished you were dead"

"Maybe we could actually kiss tonight Stan" Wendy started to lean close to Stan to kiss him but he ended up getting nervous and vomited on her.

"Eh! gross Stan! sick! Barf is gross!" Wendy said in disgust as she walked away.

I ended up snorting at the scene and Stan turned around to glare at me before he started to chase me as we catch up with Kyle and Cartman to go trick or treating again.

...

The boys gathered around Kenny's gravestone.

"Oh man, I can't believe he's gone"

"Yeah, he was too young to be taken away from us"

"Dude, you're the one who cutted him in half with a chainsaw"

"Let us remember the good times Kenny wanted us..." Cartman was cut off by his crying.

"You know, I learned something today. Halloween isn't about costumes or candy, it's about being good to one or other and giving and loving"

"Dude, that's Christmas"

"Oh, what's Halloween about then?"

"Costumes and Candy"

Cartman continued with his crying before stopping out of nowhere.

"Welp, let's go home and start eating that candy"

"We can eat it at Cartman's house and see more naughty pictures of his mom!"

"Knock it off you guys! She said she was young and needed the money!"

"Cartman, those pictures were like taken last month!"

"Eh!...E-Eh!....screw you guys!!!!"

Bonus part B)

When they reached Cartman's house, they found you eating out of Cartman's candy bucket.

"AH! Y/n!? What the hell are you doing?!? get away from mah candy bucket!!"

"No!" You said in a playful way while running around with his candy bucket in your hands as Stan and Kyle began to laugh at the scene before them.

Halloween is tomorrow everyone! Stay safe and have a happy Halloween!!🎃🎃🎃

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Hi Keri! 👋 I was wondering since you mentioned you have SEVEN HUNDRED fictional others, theres probably some we dont know about/ones you havent talked about on your blog! Are you comfortable gushing about any of them? :3

AWWWW HI SWEETHEART!!!! :D Thank you so much for asking!!!

Ya girl's got seven hundred absolute BABES on that list and probably three hundred I've never talked about for sure, mainly because they're just "kissed and thrown into the pile" as I like to call it - like, they're not my main F/Os so they won't get ship tags since I won't blog about them as often as others, but just... characters with a soft spot in my heart I will think of every now and then and sigh very longingly... maybe have a daydream or two before moving on... 🥰🥰🥰

Some honorable mentions:

The Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz 1939 film (Ryan playing the Scarecrow in an SNL skit warms my heart SO MUCH bc of this 🥺🥺🥺)

Mr Moseby from the Suite Life series... I don't think about him very often until, completely out of nowhere, I'll suddenly have a dream about him being really sweet to me, and then I'll wake up longing for him. I have a joke with my best friend where I'll tell them "god I had a dream about Mr Moseby AGAIN" and they'll immediately tell me "GIRL he NEEDS YOU, he misses you!!! to you, it was a summer fling, BUT TO HIM, IT WAS EVERYTHING" and it makes me laugh so hard lmfao. the idea of having a summer romance with Mr Moseby is already hilarious but it's the fact that he CANNOT get over me is even funnier. I MISS HIM TOO.

At some point I'll rewatch Suite Life + Suite Life on Deck + the movie, and I will become the most annoying person on the planet posting in my Love Notes tag like there's no tomorrow. I will eventually make a ship tag for him bc I'm SURE I'll post about him quite often. Oh, and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez ofc I CANNOT leave him out!!! He is the biggest cutie-pie in the whole wide world and gets all of my Keri Kisses!!!!!! :D

Bugs Bunny!!!!! I have such butterflies when I see him 🥰🥰

Rich, Scott, Dave, and Captain Terrific from Imagination Movers!

Ice Bear, Grizz, and Ranger Tabes from We Bare Bears! They actually DO have ship tags, but I don't think I've hyperfocused on this show long enough to actually use those ship tags lol

And there's a LOT more but that's all I'll bring up for now hehe

#anonymous #asks

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uhuraisgay · 3 months

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fic writer meme

ty lore @megafaunatic for tagging meee :3c

How many works do you have on Ao3?

fifty three as of today. tomorrow? who knows.... (probably still fifty three)

2. What's your total Ao3 word count?

518,435 words .... wrow.....

3. What fandoms do you write for?

historically its been all over the place but theres so much stuff rotting and dying in my gdrive that has never been posted so i feel like i have a broader actual ouvre than is represented on ao3. which is mdzs heavy at least in the past couple years

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

5. beyond all limit (wangxian i wrote for lore right after i first read the book) 4. if the story's over (moshang post-divorce get-together fic) 3. someone as good for me as you (written in 2016 for holster and ransom when i was reading check, please. LMAO) 2. at least as deep as the pacific ocean (written in 2015 in the clearest example of 'person distraught by the tragic ending of a tragedy misses the fucking point and writes a coffee shop au of achilles and patroclus after she read tsoa' ever, even bigger LMAO) 1. your name safe in their mouth (lsz gets his dad back, and other emotional adventures)

5. Do you respond to comments?

i used to try to reply to every comment i got but i stopped doing that around the same time i went to college and got more depressed. but i love reading comments and i sometimes reply if someone says something that moves me or like. asks me a question about the fic that i want to elaborate on? because i love to yap

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

i'm not really good at writing straight angst i feel like it's normally like. angst with catharsis. but i wrote some explorations on grief in the past couple years that i feel like have the angst factor (what i have of you about nhs after nmj dies, and then when your beard fell out about my sweetie pie kageyama tobio in middle school after his grandpa dies)

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

i have a lot of silly fluffy fics... idk i try to toe the line mostly of like. the joys and sadnesses of human experience but sometimes you just gotta fluff it up. i'll set the table, you can make the fire, which is book verse aziraphale/crowley living in a cottage and being in love, comes to mind....i love that one

8. Do you get hate on fics?

i don't think i've ever really gotten hate on a fic? i have been extremely lucky in that regard. especially since my whole ouvre from like 2014 onward is on that damn site and much of it is very cringeworthy.

9. Do you write smut?

not well!

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you have written?

i often will do like kind of a quasi-crossover kind of thing rather than a True Crossover wherein i take characters i like from one medium and plop them into the roles and places of characters i like from another medium. i did a dragon age wangxian fic where lwj was the inquisitor from da:i called we held together the fragile sky that kind of exemplifies this dynamic

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

not that i know of or that anyone has ever notified me of, but i also don't look that hard. if this has ever happened, it would hurt my feelings, so please don't do it ? lol

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

yes!!!! and i was honored

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

not as such but i have one not-intended-for-posting fic which is basically just a transcription of jokes i have with my roommate about haikyuu characters LOL which i think counts as co-writing. she's my co-writer in spirit even if i'm the one at the keyboard

14. What's your all time favorite ship?

my answer to this changes with every new fixation i have. like right now it's kagehina. if you asked me four years ago i would have said wangxian. You Know?

15. What is a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

SO MANY...i think probably my fullmetal alchemist nie brothers au....i try not to post things until they are done and fully edited now, but that one was a whim-based fic that i lost all strength for as soon as i started thinking too hard about kagehina. i also had a fem nielan sci fi au that was vaguely based off beauty and the beast but nmj was like stuck in a ship and she thought she was its computer and that she was a program but she was actually a person....which i never posted any of except snippets on twitter and i think it was just too sprawling for my current skill level...i just was never able to wrangle it. but i am fond of it nonetheless

16. What are your writing strengths?

based on what other people have told me i would say the way i write sibling / family relationships, and while my prose is not always pretty i do think it can be pretty at times ...

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

i feel like it's often too self-indulgent even if that's what fic is for lol, and i tend to look back on fics and think, i wrote that because i had feelings about it and wanted to say it, but i'm not necessarily sure that This Character would say/do that at this point in time....idk like i fear that when i don't think about it hard enough my characterization can be weak or guided by what eye personally would do vs. what The Character would do. but some of that is because the majority of my fics on ao3 are from years and years ago and i (hopefully) have continued to improve

18. Thoughts of writing dialogue in another language in fics?

i'm picky about it but when it's done well i think it's really fun and builds so much of the world/character. i think when it's bad it's really bad. when i go about it i try to think about like, a) do i know this language myself/do i know someone who does. if the answer is no i try to keep it really minimal. b) how do people who know multiple languages approach speaking those multiple languages naturally in real life. like (IN MY EXPERIENCE) ppl don't tend to switch languages for random words mid-sentence unless those words are like, mom, dad, uncle, aunt, ect...maybe swearing if they're less familiar with one of the languages and don't know slang/swearing in it...but again when it's done well it's really good and i'm not an expert. i just can kinda tell when it feels off when i read it, if that makes sense...(it's the same way i feel about grammar lol. sometimes i can just tell it's a little Off)

19. First fandom you wrote for?

probably either fma or soul eater or the sister's grimm book series when i was in middle school. or maybe doctor who? idk i had a lot of fanfic notebooks that i have since destroyed and then regretted destroying

20. Favorite fic you have written?

at the present moment it's in these coming years my kagehina love letter but again i feel like it changes constantly. like the more i write the better i get and the more the newest/most polished thing i've written sort of Becomes my favorite just by default of my satisfaction level with it. sorry if that's a bad answer

tagging @yuebings @dcyiyou @burins @cairoscene @cafecliche @perilously sorry if you've been tagged already also if you want to do this and i didn't tag you just say i did. I'll shut up now

#look at me. president of yap city #anyway here's my Distinguished Writing Thoughts.

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kusanalogy · 2 years

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Sing for me?

Characters: ganyu and xiao x immortal!reader but it isnt that emphasized

a/n: for the sweet and spice event hosted by @bluexiao and @anantaru! First time participating in an event officially, was pretty fun tbh.

Word count: 900+ (IM SORRY XIAOOO I COULDNT THINK OF HOW TO MAKE IT LONGER SO HIS ISNT AS MUCH AS GANYUS 😭)

Warnings: reader has longer hair on ganyus, because she braids it. Lmk if i missed anything! I'll edit it

Main event post, scroll down for the m.list (support the rest of the creators!! just a reminder that theres a nsfw mlist so minors like me yeah stay away if they havent warned you enough 🥰)

Ganyu

ganyu who'd lay on your lap after a lengthy day, wanting your familiar comfort before heading off to rest.

You both watched the birds fly from the mountains, off to who knows where. While ganyu observed one take off, she noticed 2 rare glaze lillies right where the bird was.

"y/n.. Look at those glaze lillies!" Ganyu points out

You look to where she was pointing to "Oh wow! Thats rare in these areas. Cmon, lets take a look."

Ganyu follows your steps to the ancient flower. Once she sat by it, the half-qilin hummed a tune to it. Glaze lillies are known to read human- or immortals hearts. If the atmosphere is happy, the sound of music is lively, the glaze lily will open. If they aren't, and the surrondings are full of negative thoughts, the flower will wither away. It can listen to peoples singing aswell! Which is why ganyu wanted to experiment with it

Her voice was a gentle tone, a tone that calmed your senses. You closed your eyes to focus, and opened them again once she had stopped.

Ganyu touched a petal of the glaze lily, inspecting it to see if there was any effect. "Im not the best at singing, b-but i'd like to know what you thought!"

"It was great ganyu," You put your hand on hers and smiled "Your singing voice is notably clear."

Her cheeks went red after hearing such compliment "Thank you.. Ah! Look at the glaze lily on the left."

Your attention transfered to that flower, and because it listened to ganyu's sining, it bloomed.

"These flowers never fail to amaze me. I've heard that the geo archon is fond of this flower too. Dont you agree?" You say to- wait.

No reply?

"Ganyu?" You turn your head to the blue-haired adeptus behind you, and you didnt notice that she was starting to braid your hair

"Hold on y/n. I got an idea. Stay still while i braid your hair, if you'd let me." She says as she slightly combs your hair with her hands, to make it easier to braid.

࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚ ⪩ 𖧧 ⪨ ࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚

"...anddd finished!" She ties the end of the braid "I dont have a mirror with me right now, but theres a clear pond nearby?"

You walk to the pond and look at your braided hair in multiple angles, and back to ganyu

"You're doing so well today ganyu! If i could keep this on until tomorrow i would. But then it would get messy.."

She didnt come up with a proper reply, but instead nodded. Not long after, she picks herself up and slightly shakes your hand, like a signal to get up. So you proceed and go back to the two glaze lilies.

She places her hand on your cheek, picks up the same left glaze lily that bloomed from its stem and puts it on your braid.

"Perfect! But... I have one more request." Ganyu shyly states, then continues

"Sing for me? Could you make the other glaze lily bloom?"

"As you wish."

Xiao

no, reader isnt venti 😇‼ I hope it isnt too similar to xiao and ventis connection bc i swear it wasnt meant to be like it

xiao who'd watch you from afar, not wanting to disturb you. Listening to your quiet hums as you rest by a tree. You both havent seen eachother in awhile, So he was cautious for no reason.

Oh, your body looked so delicate. Your hair reflecting the rays of sunlight that went through the leaves of the said tree, the gentle movements of your hands.. and your lips. Those precious lips. All he wanted to do was to put them right on his.

He comes closer, I mean, its you anyways.

He remembered a time where the both of you used to talk to eachother a lot, and for a long time. "Them just accompanying me used to be a weekly thing.. but y/n had become a bit busy. It wouldnt hurt to approach them again?"

"Xiao. I missed you! What brings you here?" You ask, smiling. You recognize the sound of his footsteps, since you know he'd rather not chat much.

You miss him? "..Greetings, y/n."

Your bored mind thinks "Come here, i'd like to... Hold ur hand..."

"What?" Xiao thinks that something has gotten into you. You werent this direct with words before, right?

You hold your hands together and raise it to him, practically begging "Please~? For the love of rex lapis??"

"Fine."

"Yay!!" You instantly brighten up and playfully hold his hand, then placing your now intertwined hands on the grass. Putting your head on his shoulder, you hum a familiar tune to calm his senses. That gradually turns into you singing softly- with lyrics now. A song inspired by a liyuen legend, the adepti. Which included the person sitting right beside you!

Oh how he adored it. Once you start its like he wants it to never end.

࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚ ⪩ 𖧧 ⪨ ࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚

When you finished, xiao couldnt help but want more. Did he have to ask? How embarrasing... well

"...Sing for me." He whispered, barely audible.

But you felt him shift places "Come again? I couldnt hear properly"

"Sing for me?" He said a bit louder, but could still be considered a whisper to a normal person

"Moreeee?"

"..."

Oh- he doesnt wanna. Better try to change it then? "why am i not as comfortable with him like before? Was it because of the time i was away?" your thoughts were so messy...

"...If you dont want thats alright! I'll sing anyways"

How could you be so understanding? Its almost like you can read right through his mind.

How does love do that? you both think about that everyday.. theres not really a "real answer" to that, right?

"No no," Xiao clears his throat "Sing for me?"

#bloru.sweetnspice #ganyu x reader #ganyu fluff #xiao x reader #xiao fluff #xiao x you #genshin fluff #genshin oneshots #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact ganyu #genshin hcs #🍀▪︎genshin writings

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ickmick · 7 months

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Inktober days 16-25

hi!! small scheduling thing I wanna say before we get into it!! if you just wanna see the art you can skip to under the cut!! where it says 'keep reading'!!

Im posting 10 (thats right, ten!) drawings today, and 5 tomorrow!! (hopefully!) that way, I can just post one final drawing on Halloween!! I didn't fully think this schedule out tbh... but thats okay! I think this'll work fine, Im just ensuring you all know :D

as for how I'll post after October... we'll have to see!! I *might* do novelember! but I also might instead of daily prompts combine them into one per week or generally do less, just because I can't write as fast as I draw! (glances at my finished but unposted scarian pt 2.... so maybe i can write fast but it takes a bit to be satisfied with it....) /silly

so I hope to see you again tomorrow and then on Halloween! enjoy!

(heres week one, week two, and week threes posts!)

I'll only list the prompts I used that day, but here's the key for acronyms n such;

wh = welcome home

hc = hermitcraft (I have 2!)

ink = official inktober

gore = goretober

(actual gore will be triggerwarned! so far none has any blood or violence!)

Day 16

ink: angel

life: yellow life

ehehehe... yes me drawing a scene from something I havent even posted LSVSJSVSK- but uh!! first time drawing ren!! yippee!!

Day 17

life: time

gore: plant growth

ink: demon

yes me planning out a little 4 panel angsty thing because the life series has my heart... and then cleo and tango!! I want to draw cleo in full one of these days...

Day 18

hc: meme

life: horse

the horse curse!! poor scar... not even a peaceful dinner pffft

Day 19

wh: bakery

hc: action pose

last year I drew/painted scar and grian baking halloween cookies on my sketchbook, so this is sort of a homage to that! I never posted it because it never got finished... but it was a bit silly too!

Day 20

wh: siblings

ink: frost

pearl and grian as siblings make my heart happy <3

also some subtle tango and grian shipping!! these are both silly drawings, but they were fun!!

Day 21

hc: hermit w/ a mob

grian and the sniffer are having a little mimir... and jelly and scar are hanging out too :D

Day 22

hc: star

life: wolf

I dont remember when/which life series this would refer to... but wolf pearl is cool!! (and of course we have miss ariana griande!!

Day 23

life: ocean

ink: crystals

the second one is actually a slight reference to this GIG(G)S phasmo fic! go check it out, its great! its a chat fic, and it still has a really good plot and interactions! :D

Day 24

life: canary

first time drawing jimmy!! the canary!! but also the sheriff!! I saw something on tumblr a while ago where hes literally like a little bjd (ball joint doll, I think!) and I think thats really cute! I fudged the proportions on that middle drawing, but thats okay lol

Day 25

hc: fullbody / celestial (sort of!)

I love this one the most I think- at least from this batch! watcher grian has always been something I love even though I havent seen Evo... and it was fun to play around with wing placement! and the pose was fun :3

my app crashed while I was drafting this so im sorry if anything seems stiff or rushed TwT

I had to rewrite it all! makes it feel like energetic I think... oh well...

anyways!! theres all of them for now!! I'll try to post 26-30 tomorrow... we'll see how many I actually post, but I will post tomorrow!! see you then!! 💜

heres week 5.1's post, and the last one (5.2) :D

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samadiw · 3 years

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Knickers - Part 03 - Yellow Knickers 💛

Yellow?

Fucking yellow?

She didnt have yellow knickers, she didnt have yellow anything and it wasnt like she could stroll into Hogsmeade and buy a pair.

Hermione pulls out her drawer of knickers, for a girl who didnt get it on much, she had a drawer full of colourful undies, one must always feel good in what covers your twat.

She gingerly picks up a scanty almost see through black pair of knickers, well, they would have to do.

Placing the pair on the bed, she reaches for her wand and waves it over the undergarment, the colour instantly changes from black to dark yellow.

Hermione grins, it looks better than she expected.

H : "Not bad..."

She flops down on the bed and thinks of Malfoy's cock for what seemed like the hundredth time that day.

The fucker had no shame in just whipping it out in front of her, his crass boldness turned her on, he didn't care to tip toe around her as if she would shatter into a million pieces.

Her toes curl with wanting, he would widen her nicely, she had always been told she was tight.

Damn that bloody Malfoy cock.

*******

T : "The fuck man."

B : "Don't you get sick of losing?"

T : "You're cheating, I know it."

B : "Its wizards chess, you just suck."

T : "I have to meet Luna but once I'm back, I want a bloody rematch."

B : "Let's make it interesting, care to place a bet?"

T : "10 Galleons?"

B : "My house elf makes 10 times that, you bloody cheapskate."

T : "Later."

B : "Use protection, we don't want crummy chess players being added to the population."

T : "Fuck you, Zabini."

Draco walks in towelling his hair

B : "Ah, want to grab a butter beer?"

D : "Sure, mate."

Throws a bottle at Draco and he catches it expertly.

D : "So, whats the name of the new broad?"

B : "Patil..."

D : "Nice."

B : "Is Weasley still banging Granger?"

D : "Haven't a clue."

B : "She's looking rather fine this year."

Draco tightens his hold on the bottle and takes a long swig.

Blaise didnt know the half of it.

The next morning

T : "Fuck, are you ready to leave?"

D : "Yeah, I've got some, unm...work to do."

What he wanted to do was claim his seat in the Great Hall before someone else did.

B : "Well, I'm ready, I'll come with you, Theo, do hurry up bitch."

T : "Yeah, yeah, I'm hurrying."

They walk into the Great Hall and find it half full.

A bunch of 3rd years are sitting in Draco's usual place.

The blonde towers over the younger students and hisses darkly.

D : "Move, now!"

The adolescent boys trip over themselves in their haste to get up.

"Yes, Mr Malfoy, sir."

"Right away."

"So sorry."

Blaise and Draco slide into the seat.

B : "I think the tall one wet his pants."

D : "Respect, Blaise, must be taught when young."

B : "Theres a fine line between respect and bullying."

D : "Potato, potahto."

B : "Why the fuck do you keep looking at the entrance?"

D : "For Nott, ofcourse."

Blaise raises a brow and grins.

B : "Sure you are..."

Hermione links her arm through Ron's and he whispers a funny joke into her ear, she throws her head back in laughter.

From across the hall she can feel steely grey eyes watching her every movement.

She locks eyes with the ice blonde and bites her lip.

Settling down in her usual spot, Hermione looks at Draco through hooded eyes and challenges him.

Draco smirks, fucking showtime.

He's about to drop something when a voice cuts into his train of thought.

PS : "Mr Malfoy."

Fuck..

D : "Yes, Professor Slughorn?"

PS : "Come with me, boy, I need your rather unique potion making skills."

Come on, no, no...

D : "Now?"

Slughorn raises a brow.

PS : "Yes, now..."

Draco glances at Hermione desperately.

Did the old codger have to fuck up his morning?

Draco weakly protests

D : "But sir, I'm um..hungry."

Hungry for Grangers cunt.

PS : "Now! Before I start deducting points off Slytherin."

The bloody bastard.

Draco gets to his feet

D : "Fine."

Hermione looks on in disappointment, brings her legs together and watches Malfoy trail after Slughorn miserably.

The fuming Slytherin throws a look of annoyance her way before exiting the hall after the potions master.

Draco misses his first two lessons because of Slughorn's potions emergency, he is still at it when his year piles into the classroom.

He wipes his brow and looks up, Hermione grins and pats the seat next to her suggestively.

It wouldn't do to openly sit next to the Gryffindor without a bunch of questions being asked.

Draco coughs to distract everyone else and shakes his head, Hermione frowns, rolls her eyes and pulls out her books.

PS : "Good job, Mr Malfoy."

Draco replies in frustration.

D : "Yeah, no problem, Professor."

He gathers this things and sits next to Theo.

The class drones on and by the end of it Draco has dozed off more than once.

Theo nudges him and hisses.

T : "For fuck sake, get up."

The class ends and the exhausted students leave the dungeons and make their way to lunch before the next round of classes start.

Hermione studiously avoids Draco, she wouldn't go to him, let him come to her.

Refusing to sit with her, who the bloody hell did he think he was?

She steps into the abandoned girls bathroom to fix her hair and wash the tiredness off her face.

It takes but a second.

The door opens, closes with a bang and a heavy firm body presses up against her back.

Shocked at first, Hermione reaches for her wand but she looks up to see Draco grinning smugly at her.

She turns around and shoves him

H : "What the fuck do you think you're doing?"

D : "Isn't it obvious?"

H : "This is the girls lavatory."

D : "I'm aware."

H : "Get away from me, you pervert."

D : "I haven't seen your knickers today, Granger."

H : "And you're not going to see them now."

D : "Oh, I beg to differ."

He places firm hands on her waist, lifts her and settles her on the counter.

Hermione lashes out

H : "Have you lost your damn mind?"

Draco winks.

D : "Possibly."

Hermione tries to hop down.

H : "I'm not playing this bloody game."

Draco holds her in place, his long fingers brush gently along her skin and edge upwards.

He pushes up the school skirt so it bunches around her waist and stares at the bright yellow undie hugging her pussy lips, outlining every dip and curve.

Draco swallows hard, up close she looks absolutely breathtaking.

H : "There, you saw them, are you satisfied?"

D : "Immensely, yellow might be my new favourite colour."

H : "Very funny, now let me go."

D : "Not so fast, pet."

He runs a long finger down her material covered slit.

Hermione gasps and a involuntary moan escapes her full lips.

She comes back to her senses and scolds.

H : "Stop it, anyone could walk in."

Draco rolls his eye, waves his wand and distinctive click echoes through the quiet bathroom.

He grins mischievously.

D : "Problem solved."

He continues to rub enticing circles around the flesh of her inner thighs.

D : "I wonder if you taste as good as you look."

H : "You wouldn't..."

D : "Oh, I would and you will love it."

He peels down her panties, leaving a trail of fire where his fingers touch her skin.

Draco puts Hermione smooth legs over his shoulders and bends to give her exposed cunt a quick lick.

Hermione gasps as he delves inside her with the tip of his tongue.

He gives her clit a quick flick and proceeds to eat her out generously.

Holy fuck, was Malfoy licking her cunt?

Oh, so good, so bloody good.

D : "You taste divine, let's see what makes you come."

Hermione's breathing elevates, she surrenders to the blonde licking her to glory.

The noises he makes as he moves his tongue echo in her head and fuel her pending release.

H : "Malfoy...."

D : "Wet, so fucking wet."

They have 4 minutes and 26 seconds before their next class.

Draco figures he needs 3 minutes tops to fuck her with his talented tongue and feel her orgasm on it.

D : "You taste fucking amazing."

He parts her pussy lips with his tongue again and begins to lap at her eager wetness.

Moving slowly, he uses the tip of his tongue to circle her ever receptive bud.

His tongue slips and he's rewarded with a loud moan.

Ah, so that's the spot.

Draco relentlessly tongues Hermione till she squirms.

He wants to look at her, keeping up his ministrations he braved a look at the witch whispering his name.

She was shuddering above him, her body wracked in pleasure.

Head thrown back, wild curls around her face, fuck...she looked stunning.

Her eyes closed, thighs spread wide and hands massaging her breasts and pinching her nipples.

This was a sight he could get used to.

H : "There, oh fuck...don't stop..."

H : "Oh...mm...I'm going to come."

Music to his ears, he takes her swollen bud between his lips and sucks hard.

D : "Let go, baby."

Hermione lets out a cry, grabs a fistful of Draco's hair and comes crashing down around him.

Only after she rode her high and stilled did he wipe her dripping juices off his chin and get to his feet.

H : "Well, that was..."

She hopes off the counter and attempts to stand on wobbly legs.

Draco licks his cum stained lips and grins.

D : "Something else."

H : Yes, something else.

Draco muses .

D: "And we havent even kissed yet."

Post orgasm bliss aside, Hermione asks.

H : "Why didn't you sit next to me? Do you still think me dirty?"

Dirty, was the woman mad? She fucking came in his mouth and he couldn't believe the words that were coming out of her mouth.

Draco pulls Hermione close and kisses her.

The kiss is no gentle exchange between lovers, its hard, fast and demanding

He pries her stubborn lips open with his tongue and slips it in to seek the inner sweetness, they grab onto each other fighting for dominance, until, she breaks free and surfaces for air.

Draco nibbles on the heated flesh of her neck and whispers.

D : "That's your cum you taste on my tongue, do you honestly believe your blood status means fuck all to me?"

He places a tender kiss to her lips

D : Actually, I wanted to spare you the embarrassment of mingling with an ex Death Eater.

Hermione shoves him playfully.

H : "Sod it, sit with me tomorrow."

D : "You dig your own grave, Granger."

A distinctive tent decorated Draco's trousers, he cups the bulge and adjusts his painfully hard erection.

H : "Oh, you're still hard, let me..."

D : "We don't have time."

Hermione's face falls in disappointment and Draco smirks.

D : "Don't worry about it, you can make up for it tomorrow."

Draco picks up the discarded yellow knickers and pockets them.

D : "I'm keeping these by the way."

H : "You cant be serious?"

D : "I rather enjoy the thought of you walking about the castle knickerless."

H : "You fucking smug prat."

D : "Blue is my favourite colour, Granger."

Draco lifts the spell and walks out.

Funny, she would've bet her left tit that it was black.

#dramione #draco and hermione #draco x hermione #hermione granger #draco lucius malfoy #dramionefandom #dramionefanart #dramione smut #dramione fanfic

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teencopandthesourwolf · 2 years

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17 QUESTIONS, 17 PEOPLE (an update!)

okay, so when i posted the last version on this blog, it was a years-old one from my main that i'd resurrected to get this going. so now imma do an updated version bc i'm depressed and need distractions woohoo.

NICKNAMES: so. my given name is lucy, which never really sat right with me, but especially not now i've admitted to myself i'm trans. but i'm also autistic, and change freaks me the fuck out lol. online everybody knows me as CASSIDY (actually my surname) but in meatspace, most folks now call me LU, which is androgynous enough to feel okay, i guess. i came out as non-binary a few years ago (which felt right at the time) and only very recently told select folx i'm actually transmasc. it's complicated, for me, in my head, bc i have kids. anyways, my mum has started calling me LUKE (unprompted, lmfao.) also, my brother—who's also my closest buddy—has always called me DAVID, for reasons known only to himself. maybe he's always known i'm a guy.

ZODIAC: scorpio

HEIGHT: a really tall 5'2"

HOGWARTS HOUSE: slytherin (but as my tumblr hubbie tylar @but-theres-wolves also said, jk can go fuck herself with a bargepole).

LAST THING I GOOGLED: "gay men sleeping" bc i wanted a pose ref for a destiel sketch i did when i couldn't sleep last night.

FOLLOWERS: 1015

SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD: toss a coin to your witcher the theme song from the witcher, sung by the delightful joey batey. this is bc SEASON 2 COMES OUT FRIDAY ASFHKDSKKKK so i've had s1 on (again, lol) in the background whilst arting.

HOW MUCH SLEEP DO I GET: i'm bipolar so either like 0-4 hours (when i'm hypomanic) or 13+ when both depressed and/or chronically fucked from, well, my chronic illnesses.

LUCKY NUMBER: a self-assigned no. 6, bc i was aged 6 at the time i heard about lucky numbers and wanted one for myself.

DREAM JOB: fiction editor, props master or illustrator.

WEARING: you wanna know what i'm wearing? you saucy lot... *looks at self or wouldn't have a fucking clue* uh, apparently, a massively baggy white and grey leopard print jumper, boxershorts and a neon yellow beanie over my buzzcut. i ain't leaving the house.

FAVOURITE SONG: as if i could pick just one!? currently it's the lightening strike (what if this storm ends) by snow patrol. like, on fucking permanent repeat rn omg i can't get enough of it. the rest of the songs from that album are shit but MAN, THIS SONG.

FAVOURITE INSTRUMENT: to play? guitar, although my hEDS means it hurts these days. like, A LOT. i don't really want to talk about it or i'll cry. to listen to? a full orchestra. like, fuck, just listen to THIS and tell me you don't wanna fling yourself off of a building (in a good way, like the matrix).

AESTHETIC: 41-year-old-finally-admits-to-self-that-they're-trans-therefore-everything-is-that-missed-youth-teenage-boy-aesthetic. yeah, that. luckily i don't look my age so kinda get away with it—and anyone who thinks not can fuck off anyways :)

FAVOURITE AUTHOR: again, as if i could pick just one. rn it's maggie stiefvater bc i'm reading book two in her dreamers trilogy: mister impossible, the spinoff series from the raven cycle.

FAVOURITE ANIMAL NOISE: cats purring AND corvids! we get crows round our flat all the time and i bloody love them.

SOMETHING RANDOM: this isn't really about me but my brain is foggy so. my ex (but still good buddies) sister-in-law was in a drama/thriller with chlöe sevigny called hit and miss about a trans assassin, and played the wife of vincent regan who was in the movie the 300. this was back in 2012 and chlöe was playing the titular character... these days you'd hope that trans characters get to be played by a trans actors.

now i have to try and claw my way back into the land of the living bc my dad and his wife are travelling over to see me tomorrow and my flat looks like somebody has been fly tipping here (they have; i'm somebody). wish me luck!

tagging, play or nay: fuck, who did i tag last time?! uh let's have @petrichoravellichor @rauko-is-a-free-elf @crack--attack @iscarusholmes @ohhalefire @ltleflrt @mjulmjul @floral-cas @lenaospinka @puhnatsson @halinski @catboyadamparrish @flitwickslittlebrotha @we--are---not--afraid @dilflanlynch @warynerd @permanentlyjaskier @misterstalker and @wilwheaton (promise you're not a last resort buddie, you just popped into my head). plus anybody else who i could be tagging but am forgetting bc i have hardcore brain fog leave me alone. oh and anybody who doesn't recognise this url my main is @all-or-nothing-baby :))

#tag thingy #tag games #tag you're it

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xlucyintheskywithdiamondsx · 3 years

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Awww that's so cool of you to write letters! May I please request one with Peter maximoff being bff with reader and him just checking up with a hi, saying what he's been up to and making sure everything's okay? (Can be posted) Hope you have a lovely day 🤗💕

A/N: first of all thank you so much for the response to the blog where I talked about creating letters! And thank you so much for being my first ever request! I hope I didn't disappoint you!

Before we get to the letter I would like to remind you that requests are open of course, I'll probably make a separate blog with the info's and everything.

I'll paste the letter down here just in case the font is not that readable but i wanted to be 100% semi realistic, so I searched for a font that suited Peter Maximoff (in my opinion) and created this sort of letter. Theres also a song to listen to while reading the letter. Again, I hope you like it! Here's the letter if you can't understand something with this font:

Hello Twinkie!

Yes, I know that you hate that nickname but, hey, you keep calling me Pete! As promised here’s my awesome letter for you because I know you can’t stay that long without me! You know how I become part of the X-Men, right? Of course you know that, you were with me. I’m on this mission, right? The eartquake we felt the other day? The one that made me waste a good ice cream? That was NOT an eartquake. Some crazy dude wants to rule the planet because he says that he’s destined or some kind of shit. Yes, I know you don’t like when I swear, but come on! This is the right occasion to use the word “shit”. But don’t sweat it, we are going to fight him tomorrow so that the whole world, included you little Twinkie, can sleep at night without worrying about blue crazy dudes. Oh, and make sure to NOT touch my Twinkies or I’ll make you blue somehow and you will look like Hank. Speaking of Hank, I don’t think he likes me. I mean of course he does like me, who doesn’t like me? But I think he finds me somehow… annoying? Can you believe that!? Me! Annoying! Pft! Oh and, I think I’ll see Magneto tomorrow. Fingers crossed I might be able to tell him the truth. Do you think I can do that? I already know the answer, I can already imagine your annoyed face after you rolled your eyes trying to comfort me. I’ll try, I promise! But enough with me, how are you doing? You aren’t throwing secret parties without me, right? I really miss you, I swear. This mission would’ve been funnier with you but you can’t come. What if you get hurt? No way. Stay safe in bed. And while you’re here fill me up with the gossips I’m missing! And please reply fast, I want to know that you’re okay! And I want to know if the Mansion exploded again or is still standing in the middle of nowhere.

Now I gotta go, I have to quickly drop this letter to the office so the can send it to you. I’m quicker than them but squad needs my quick ass.

Please take care of yourself and my Twinkies.

Lots of love from the one and only Peter Maximoff, a.k.a. Quicksilver! xx

P.S. It’s a cool name, right!?

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ENERGY CHECKUP: YOONGI (again)

Now, I know I've already done an energy check up on yoon but I wanted to see how he was doing now that he's gotten his shoulder surgery!

Disclaimer time: tarot is not to be takes as fact and is my interpretation if the cards :) entertainment purposes only~

SHIT IS STRANGE (it is Yoongi though so I'm not too shocked)

So. For starters, his energy is pretty calm and chill. He's also a bit more quiet?

I wrote a note that tomorrow is exciting... idk I wrote it down and I'm not sure if its exciting for him or for us? Maybe its just a general like, "tomorrow is a good day" type thing.

Now. 11... I wrote this down and I'm not sure why though I believe that he might be seeing 11:11 on the clock or possibly that something exciting is happening for him at 11:11 (I just checked and thats in like an hour and a half from when I'm writing this down(( update i just finished writing the whole post and it is about 11 minutes away)) idk. I make no promises but I wrote it down so there you go.

I also kept seeing plants and I'm not sure if people got him flowers or plants as a "get well" type thing or maybe he's stressing bc someone has to water his plants lol

Okay. Okay. Hear me out. Black bean noodles. It popped into my head and I was told to write it down but I'm also really hungry so take that with a grain of fucking salt. (I even pictured a nice elaborate bowl that was red as well as the take out container. Yum. Send me noodles)

MOVING ON

Here's the actual reading lol. He is bored.

Thats all. Thank you for coming.

I joke. The cards give me a kind of frazzled feeling? Its the struggle of knowing hes done something good but it comes at a cost. Yoongi works. A lot. All the goddamn time. So what now? He's having this shake up thats forcing him to deal with stuff. Him having this surgery also may have brought back some less than favorable memories/ feelings that hes being forced to deal with now. Over all though he feels like its good. The 6 of wands makes me think that he's thinking of our response when he comes back. Its like he's gonna be so much more confident in himself and his dancing and he can finally move on from the car accident? It happed so long ago but he literally carried this burden with him. Its good. The wheel of fortune and is about a change and the 8 of swords is about self imposed restriction, imprisonment and over all bad/ negative feelings. I pulled the wheel of fortune first and asked what was changing and that was the 8 of swords. This surgery is helping to free him from this restricting, painful thing that may have been reminding him of the past! YES HEALING

Now. For this section I just kinda asked "whats up?" And got, easy does it, divine life purpose l, balancing masculine and feminine energies and uplift your thoughts. He may be resting but he's got his mind working on 3,000 my dude. Its the regular "yoongi is woke af" bullshit but damn. The cards say what they say. He's preparing. I'll come back to this.

Now the 7 of cups and the 3 of swords. I asked how he felt about missing out on promoting. He's heart broken with the 3 of swords. It genuinely pains him. And with the 7 of cups he might feel like there's a lot of ways this can play out and he's considered a lot of options.

I was curious how he felt about me coming into his energy so I asked him what he thought of me. Lol. These each came out separately. We got, 2 of cups, four of wands, the empress, justice, the magician, the sun and the lovers. Ha

So. To add to the mood setting my guide said "he's a drama queen" lol yeah he is.

So so so so so. I was confused? Still am a little confused but I'm like 80.9% sure that he isn't bothered by me poking around in his energy n shit. In fact my theory is that he's using this connection to his advantage? Lol sounds dumb but my best guess is that home boy sees my energy/ what I'm doing as a way to figure out his own shit? Idk maybe he thinks I'm his energetic therapist. Maybe even a matchmaker (I mean... I have been putting a lot of energy and work into finding/ connecting with his soulmate so maybe he's letting me do all the dirty work) I really don't understand but I got no further explanation.

Oki oki oki. Now. I was drawn to 2 books. The kybalion and the prophet. I asked yoon if there was any messages that we wanted to point out through the books and I got a number for each book so I took it as page numbers. 28 for the prophet and 54 for the kybalion

Take what you will from these if it calls to you. I haven't read these since I was around 13? The sentiments for each felt important to me so I'm curious what you all might think/ feel when reading these? ( I also get the feeling that Yoongi has read the prophet idk why)

Okay. At this point I was like cool, let's wrap this up but I need to talk about his pjs? Green/grey? Plaid pj bottoms don't ask me don't ask me don't ask me I don't know but It wouldn't go away so I had write it down? Help.

I had written yoongis brother down too. Theres something about him? I'm not sure what but thats all I got lol

I was very strongly told that I needed to remember 7, that its important. Got it. Worth it down.

Oki. As I was going back to the platform blah blah blah the string turned blue too. The cord is usually white or silver but it was blue so that was a fun thing and then I was like "nice. Cool. Thanks. This was awesome, get healthy blah blah" and go to leave/ end the connection but the cord wouldn't go away.

???

What.

Then the string (idk if I said but that string shit is like on the third eye? Its connected to my forehead and his too.) Kind tightens.

I'm like, "oh shit."

Listen. Usually everything is smooth and nice and I just leave.

All is well though bc my guide is like, "stop being a little bitch" so I just let it happen.

Yoon shoves me back off the edge of the platform. Why he gotta be like that?

Now. This is strange. I had dropped down into a library.

Y'ALL

I almost shit my fucking pants. Dear god.

THE AKASHIC RECORDS MY DUDE

He started walking me around until he found a blue book. His mother fucking book.

Home boy brought me to his fucking Akashic fucking blue fucking book.

I was big mad. "YOU LITTLE FUCKER! YOUVE KNOWN ABIUT THIS SHIT?" And he was like, "duh"

I've never felt more disrespect lol

Also the way the library was presented was way way way different from how it looks to me. So thats an interesting note. Looking at his book, on the base of the spine is a number 7...

Oki. Cool. I asked if I could look and he said, "Sure, when you can find your way back."

This mother fucker threw me out of a meditative state. Have you ever woken up just before you hit the ground in one of those falling dreams? THAT WAS THE FEELING.

?? I'm not sure what the fuck just happened or if it holds actual significance.

Anyway. After cursing the fuck out of yoobi I started thinking what else 7 ment.

I was specifically told to remember 7 and it was on his book. Then It popped into my head (I want to say its because I'm smart and thought of it all by myself but I think that was my guide wanting me to keep my last brain cell safe). What is yoongis life path number?

Now I don't know shot about life path numbers but imma read up on them tonight. I used a life path calculator on Google. HIS LIFE PATH NUMBER IS 7 Y'ALL.

Maybe I'm dumb as fuck but yoobi never disappoints.

Conclusion: Yoon is fine. Hes just being a yoongi and a yoongi does.

⬆️Me after this reading⬆️

⬆️ Yoongi rn playing 12D chess⬆️

#bts #bts tarot #bts reactions #bts imagines #bts rm #namjoon imagine #jin #kim seokjin #yoongi #yoongi imagine #min suga #min yoongi #hoseok #jhope #bts jimin #taehyung #jungkook #jk

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andreacamille1 · 4 years

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Really love my friends house and all her treasures. She collects rocks too but her collection is so much bigger than mine🤷‍♀️😂 Her kitchen table and coffee table are both solid stone and carved. They're so cool. My favorite are the 3 huge white quartz rocks. I can't wait to go rock hunting with Aizen this summer. There's so much in Alaska that I haven't experienced and I can't wait to learn with Aizen. Theres Sheep Mountain that I never even heard of off the Glenn highway that's suppose to be real cool. Didn't do much today aside from look at my friends rocks, stay in bed and go to a fundraiser. I was suppose to go skiing for the first time with my friend at alyeska but I woke up feeling so yuck. Usually I always wake up around 6 but this time I slept in untell 10am😱😂 woke up, felt half dead.. cancelled on my friend like a douchebag, stayed in bed and finally went to this cool church fundraiser and silent auction where I won at bingo. Didn't win any of the silent auctions because I got.outbid on everything and didn't stand around at the end like alot of people. Next time i know what to do. Had alot of fun. I should of brought my grandma but I didn't know what I was doing untell I just kinda found it driving to starbucks😂 I was only planning to go to sb and then freds to get kale for my friends bunnies but I seen the sign and stopped. Man! My friends bunnies sure creep me out😂 I really thought I was going to like them but they are creepy!

My son got sick today too and the nurse called so my sister had to take the rest of the day off. I feel bed about that and now just wish his dad would've brought him down yeasterday. We were just worried about him missing school because he missed a week for hawaii and then a few days here and there because we both kept getting sick... that ending up adding up to alot of absences and his school sent a letter home about it that made us both feel bad about it. Now it seems like he's still going to miss more🤷‍♀️ We can only do what we can. Just always thankful we haven't ever got seriously sick. In WA they had this reuse and recycle group and everyone in the neighborhood posts items they no longer use or needed.. I loved that group! Anyway, I went to pickup a couch and met a mom with a son around the same age as Aizen at the time.. only 4 and he was going through cancer treatment. It caught me off guard and like an idiot I started to cry😱 The mom was like what the hell! I made her mad! Suppose to always be strong for kids and not feel sorry for them 🤷‍♀️ Point is.. ever since then I'm always so thankful for my son's good health. I would rather have something go wrong with me than have to watch him go through anything. I hope my sister knows how to take care of him. When our baby brother was born.. we were all worried to leave him alone with renee😱😂 I think because she acted younger than she was? She was the baby for 15years before my mom had our baby brother. Now she's learning. Aizen gets to be her teacher.

Here I didn't even make it to fred meyers today because I forgot after the fundraiser so no kale for the bunnies. They have their dry food untell tomorrow. Can't let my uncle see the bunnies because he might try and make stew or something. Then I'll really cry probably ❤

and i hope everyone knows everything always works out. I used to worry all the time about everything too but as soon as I stopped... its crazy how my life changed. I can't really explain it to people because when I try to.. they don't get it. Whatever you really want to have happen.. probably will if you can just stop trying so hard😂 I know it sounds stupid because you see people everywhere who don't do shit... so nothing ever happens or changes. but it's like you have to keep trying to go for something.. but almost forgot what you're going for... or detach from what you want so bad and just concentrate on what you do daily. Like if you really want to lose weight or something.. don't fantasize about looking perfect all day (maybe I used to do that😱😂) .. detach from what you really want and focus on daily habits.. small improvements. Totally forget about the way you look and just worry about what you're doing everyday. Time will pass and all of a sudden you'll look in the mirror and be so surprised that what you used to dream about.. maybe even almost gave up on.. is right there and you already have it. ❤ Same with everything else. Whatever you hope for.. you probably can get.. if you can just figure out what to work on each day... without becoming upset all the time because it isn't coming fast enough.. or getting pissed off because someone else already has it when you dont. I can't believe how many people make their own lives miserable thinking about what other.people are doing all day long without worrying about what they are doing themselves. If that's you.. please stop whatever you're doing.. sit down alone at a table... think long and hard about what you really want.. then write down what you want.. and right next to it write down everything you do each day. If what you do everyday doesn't get you closer to what you want... you really aren't doing shit. It doesn't matter how many hours you work or what you say you are doing either. Point is you don't have what you want and aren't taking steps to get it. Do us all a favor and shut the fuck up untell you figure out what you need to do to finally make yourself happy.

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