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cephalog0d · 1 year

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The advantage of your little brother staying little is you can use the time honored fight strategy of Yeet Robin.

It's super effective!

(Source: Nightwing 2016)

#comic panels #comics #comics out of context #dick grayson #tim drake #robin #nightwing #nightwing 2016 #Best batboys #(Look I love all of them but these two are my favorite sorry)

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samthechaotic · 1 month

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Tim: Whenever I face a horrible situation, I ask myself "what would Jason do?" and do the exact opposite.

Damian: For the first, and probably last, time in your life Drake, you're right.

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dc-and-damirae · 1 year

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damian, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

helana, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

jason: what the fuck are you guys doing?

baby bat helana: playing systemic oppression

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randomperson3736 · 8 months

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Cooking skills

Paring(s): Jason todd x reader, Roy harper x reader, Batboys x reader

Genre: fluff, comedy

Warning(s): bad cooking, Jason beating people up, screaming, pet names

Word bank: Y/N- your name

Summary: You were great at everything expect one thing— cooking.

"Woah, this tastes sooo good, babe. Your cooking skills have improved since the last time" Jason, your boyfriend, lied to make you happy and too see that adorable smile on your face.

His smile twitched slightly after tasting the cake you made; he seemed almost like he wanted to cry. He then glared at Roy and his brothers who were also tasting the cake

"Swallow it" Jason mouthed silently when you weren't looking,giving them a death stare.

The boys forced themselves to swallow, choking on the cake you made. "Yummy" Dick said, with a forced smile as Jason looked at him.

"Of course I'm not lying, honey! I love your cooking. The way you've tried so hard to impress me... it's super cute, babe" Jason smiled, giving you a small kiss on the cheek.

"....S-sorry, Y/N... but it's not that good..." Roy said as he choked on another piece of cake. "....y-yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with Roy on this... sorry Y/N..." Tim said, quietly avoiding Jason's eyes.

Jason's eyes flared up. "So, now I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson..." Jason looked at his best friend and brother with a stern look.

The other boys had their expressions turned from shocked to confused in an instant. Jason looked from his best friend to his brothers to you. "Babe, could you leave the room for a minute? I don't want you to get scared from what I'm about to do...."

Jason took your hand and led you outside. He closed the door to the room,turning to face you. "Don't be scared, honey. I won't hurt you,okay? Their gonna get a lesson of a life time" Jason's features hardened,his gaze becoming cold and uncompromising.

In the room, you heard loud banging and clanging, followed by Tim, Roy and dick screaming loudly. All their screams fell silent all of a sudden...

Jason opened the room door and stepped out. He fixed his jacket and moved his hair out of his face. "It's all done now, babe"

#fyp #x reader #batfam #jason todd x reader #jason todd #roy harper x reader #roy harper #batfam x reader #batboys #batboys x reader #dick grayson x reader #dick grayson #tim drake x reader #tim drake #damian wayne #damian wayne x reader #x yn #x best friend reader

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redhead-batgal · 1 year

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Damian x y/n: y/n fell asleep at the manor while hanging out with Damian and woke around 2am, y/n gets lost on way to kitchen and meets Jason and says " hello dummy thiccc man"

Type: One-shot

Pairing: Best Friend! and Gender Neutral! Reader x Damian Wayne/ Robin

Content: Technical one-sided pinning, simp! reader, aged up Damian and reader, cursing, humor, lots and lots of fluff.

Word Count: 1,305

(P.S. I made it best friend! reader because I LOOVVVVE Best Friends to lovers. It's like my favorite troupe. I also changed it a bit, but I think it'll be fine. Enjoy! :)

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Human nature and emotions were so strange. Peculiar, how extreme they could be. It was like magic, how strange people could be or act in general. How rage could transform a person momentarily, how joy could bring people out of the darkness. Love though, Love was stronger than any other emotion. It was stronger and more powerful. A black magic of sorts that would take over and change you into someone completely different.

And you had just been hit by its spell.

Part of you didn't entirely understand why you caved to his every whim. Why the tiniest frown and gleaming of eyes could make your stomach swirl and instantly feel guilty.

The rest of you... it-it knew. Knew that you were wrapped so tightly around his finger you might shatter if you did something wrong. Knew how the smallest glimpse of his smile would send your heart racing and make you weak in the knees.

Damian Wayne had a magic of some kind, and you were completely and totally enchanted. So enchanted you sometimes forget the way the world actually works and that you should think before you speak. Unfortunately, tonight just so happened to be a night that his magic overcame you.

Drearily blinking, you found yourself curled into Damian's side. His breathing was slow and steady, calming, even. For a moment you almost drifted back into that peaceful bliss of sleep.

However, your mind jumped. Making you realize how close you were to him and that- that... you probably shouldn't be. No- no you definitely shouldn't be.

Here and now, he was vulnerable, and he hated being vulnerable in front of people. You couldn't stay, if you did, he'd be upset and- and... and you really really hate it when he's upset with you.

Slowly slipping from his grasp, you dropped towards the floor, hoping that you won't startle him awake. Sneaking towards the door you take a moment to look over your shoulder, he took a breath in before letting it out softly. Closing your eyes for a moment you let out a small sigh of relief.

He was still asleep, thank goodness. Part of you didn't want to leave, seeing him so peaceful and happy made something warm bubble in you. However, you knew you had to go, for him and for you. After all you have been here for a while... Wait, how long have you been here?

Sliding out the door you peered around the corner, hoping to see someone wandering around who you could ask. Instead, you are met by pitch darkness and an eerie quiet that shook you to your core.

Oh god, what time was it?

Half scrambling down the stairs you bit your lip. Please oh please don't be morning yet. Your mother would kill you if you stayed out all night.

Clock, clock... where oh where is a clock? Where was the closest one??? Living room? No Steph and Duke broke that one yesterday with their Wii sports tournament. Anywhere else made your mind spin and then- then a thought rose up suddenly.

The kitchen.

Yes, yes, the kitchen should have a clock... and a phone.

The more you moved through the darkness the later you thought it was. Was it four? five? Oh god, please let it be the same day. Blinking, a bit, you noted light seeping under the door rather absentmindedly.

Your hand pushed the door open, and you found the blinking numbers on the microwave. They sent a tumble of nerves straight to your stomach.

Two am. It was two fucking am.

How in hell were you going to survive this? It was a twenty-minute drive home and at minimum, a two-hour walk. There was no way you'd make it home before the sun came up.

A clatter dragged you from your thoughts and you looked up to see a man sitting at the table. He had short dark hair with a white streak through a front section. His eyes were greenish, not as green as Damian's but something about them seemed similar.

It took you no more than a second to notice he was not wearing a shirt. And your brain froze, your thoughts suddenly deciding to spill out.

"Hello dummy thicc man."

Silence followed and a snort of sorts. You blinked seeing a smile stretched across the man's face. Heat flushed through you, and you closed your eyes.

"Dammit. I said that aloud, didn't I?"

The man nodded, leaning forward ever so slightly. He winced instantly and you then spotted the bloodied spot on his torso.

"Holy shit, you're bleeding!"

A weak smile was now on the man's face, and he nodded. Your eyes went wide and your hands darted forwards.

"Are you going to be, okay?"

"Yeah, Alfie's takin care of me.'' He looked you over and snorted once again, "you're the gremlin's?"

Your brow furrowed and you tilted your head before blinking a few times.

“Uh, if you mean Damian, yeah I’m his friend.”

A smirk of sorts worked its way onto his face, and you began fiddling with your fingers.

"I'm y/n." You weakly say.

"Jason... though you probably know me as Todd."

You clamped your mouth shut as a wave of laughter built up in you. Somehow, he had managed to almost mimic Damian perfectly. Looking away from him you squeezed your eyes shut as a giggle of sorts escaped you.

Finally, you looked back to Jason- no Todd... oh yeah. You had heard about him. Nothing really bad though. Strange, though him never being around probably contributed to that.

"The gremlin does have a type. Waffles was right."

You tilted your head again, narrowing your eyes ever so slightly. Waffles? Who could be waffles? you opened your mouth to question the nickname when a door swung open. You froze, only to see Alfred carrying a tray filled with bandages and antiseptics.

"Uh, hi."

Alfred smiled at you before setting the tray on the table. Jason instantly began reaching for things only for Alfred to whack his hand without looking away from you.

"I'm glad to see you, Mx Y/n. Did you sleep well?"

You nodded and heard the door behind you open. You then noticed a strange smile slide onto Alfred's face and Jason snorted again shaking his head.

"Hello Master Damian."

Looking over your shoulder in a little bit of horror, you found Damian behind you rubbing his eyes, his hair disheveled and pointing in many directions.

"Pennyworth," He yawned, "Todd."

Jason grunts in greeting and you stand frozen staring at Damian, your mind racing. Were you too loud? Did you wake him up? Was he upset?

"Y/n," Damian then said, holding out his hand, "come on."

"Huh?"

"We should go back to bed. School starts early tomorrow. Father would be very upset if he knew I was awake."

"Uh, but- I- why are you awake?"

"You left." He said with a slight, "duh." At the end.

You went very still as his words began to run rampant in your head. Did that mean you woke him up when you left? Were you too loud slipping out the door? Did you hop off the bed too sharply?

A hand took yours and you blinked, finding Damian before you. He pulled at your hand slightly. "Come on."

"But- it- it's two. My mom- she's-"

"We informed your mother that you would be staying the night. You do not need to worry Mx. Y/n." Alfred suddenly chimed in.

Looking back towards him you raised an eyebrow; he was nonchalantly wrapping a bandage around Jason's torso. Tilting to the side you notice ripped abs. You only managed a quick glance before Damian pulled you from the room.

"It's time to sleep Y/n."

Turning back towards Damian you smiled before following after him.

"Coming."

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allthegothihopgirls · 29 days

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I love the asexual Bruce Wayne agenda and I totally agree with it. What I want to know though is how Bruce (asexual queen that he his) deals with his hormonal teenage boys?

Cause like Bruce never got the sex talk (I mean his parents died when he was young, and the family Buttler is Not giving his former employers son the sex talk) and that’s fine by Bruce. Cause he’s never felt these ‘urges’ that everyone talks about. Honestly, sex is overrated.

But, Batman prepares for everything. And one thing that people ALWAYS stress about parenting is having to give your kids the sex talk.

I just really want to know about the hijinks like;

Bruce: *Standing forlornly in front of a ‘Sex Ed’ PowerPoint* So, I understand that you probably have no desire for these… urges. That everyone talks about. But the parenting book (and society) decrees that to be a good parent, I need to give my children a proper education on sex.

Dick: *Very much not asexual* Yeah, no thanks dad this really helps!

Bruce: *Bewildered* How???

although the idea of bruce uncomfortably giving his version of a 'talk' is amusing, i don't think he'd give one at all. none of the boys would really give him any reason to, until he gets to tim at least (he's like, the only one i haven't fully projected my asexual agenda onto at this point).

dick's always been very responsible, so when he starts dating, maaaaybe bruce has like, a single thought contemplating whether or not to sit him down, but i think he'd get off with a "you know that you should always treat a woman right, yeah?" whether dick's actually dating women is up for debate but you get the point and a pat on the back. i believe that bruce operates predominantly under the 'if they have questions, they'll ask' mindset, so he trusts that if dick needs an answer to something, he'll come to bruce. (or just source an answer elsewhere)

i do also think that if anything, alfred would be the one to pull bruce up and ask if he'd adequately informed the boys of things 'one on one' (because he KNOWS that he hasn't). and even then, if bruce were to actually sit dick down, he wouldn't get so far as an introduction spent dancing around the topic because bruce is himself, mortified, before dick stops him and says that he doesn't have to give him this talk, because "wally already did" (much to bruce's disapproval).

as for jason, dying isn't great for a guy's love life. as i pretty much said previously, i don't think bruce would approach anything until it was absolutely relevant (when the boys are already in a relationship). so jason not getting a chance to really date before he died, means that bruce never had the opportunity to talk to him about it. i also believe he'd assume that jason already knows, with the crude jokes he makes, and the kind of people he grew up around on the streets. and obviously, by the time he comes back as red hood, he's too old to 'not know' and it's just presumed he knows his stuff.

i think tim might cause him a little bit (a lot) of trouble though. it definitely scares the shit out of bruce when he finds out about steph getting pregnant by her ex. it prompts him to fling fully into action mode to prevent tim ever being in that situation. that'd be the first time he's properly spoken to one of his kids about it, lots of emphasis on protection and what NOT to do.

however for any other talk pre-steph, i really do think he'd try to palm off the responsibility onto dick (he's very thankful that he's got kids old enough to do it for him), asking him to talk to tim. bruce would probably pull out all the cards "i'm too old" "he'd think it was less weird coming from you" "i don't know what you kids get up to, he's better off hearing it from someone who he can relate to" "i don't want to traumatise the kid" etc etc.

i do think the whole steph situation would be a bit of a reality-check for bruce though, and he'd have the realisation "that could have been any one of the kids" and he would be on his toes for a bit. especially with the amount of girls tim is rumoured to have relations with. him getting with bernard would be a big relief for everyone bruce i think.

once again when he gets with bernard, bruce is 100% palming off the responsibility of having that talk, onto one of his other kids. most likely jason. this is getting super far into my own personal headcanon territory, but literally none of them are straight to me, and i think jason would be the most 'comfortably' gay (mostly just his lack of care about the subject, being percieved as open-ness). bruce would 100% ask dick to talk to tim if it weren't for how private he tends to be with his love life in adulthood. (even getting him to just have the general 'talk' with tim was pushing it)

i don't think he'd ever talk with damian, the league definitely taught him (although objectively). i do think out of all the kids, he'd be the one to have questions though, mainly about the romantic aspect of relationships, as he struggles to wrap his head around the concept of 'love', (which really tests bruce's parenting abilities) i do think dick (having the bond he does with damian) would go out of his way to have a talk with him as he got older though.

as for cass, i don't think she would have ever been taught, with her irregular upbringing, as well as not going to regular school and all. but girls are new in the batfamily, and bruce doesn't want to touch that conversation with a ten-foot pole, so he calls diana in to do it for him.

final note, i also really do think a large contributing factor to bruce most likely never approaching the subject out of his own free will is just how private they all tend to be with their love lives. like i can see dick telling bruce that he's dating someone (as a teenager), but apart from a name and how he knows them, he's not really giving much else away. jason on the other hand just completely leaves it up for everyone else to figure out on their own (it lives entirely in my head that he's like this with his family, but is super close with his partner's family, which is a shock to everyone). if anything, tim's the only one who ever wants people to know about his relationships, for them to 'meet the parents' (bruce) etc etc. it probably all stems from bruce himself being a pretty secretive guy.

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voiddaisy · 21 days

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duke is 100% the sibling the batkids go to when they need to get something off of their chest or need help but don’t want to share it with the class. because duke is not judgmental about his siblings and gives AMAZING advice.

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Jason, barging into Duke’s room without knocking: “I’m going on a date tonight.”

Duke, looking up from a magazine, smiling: “Cool! … Do you need help with something?”

Jason, crossing his arms: “No.”

Duke: “…”

Jason, looking at the invisible spot on the wall: “What do I wear.”

Duke, smiling as he hops out of bed: “Well, what are you guys doing?”

.-.-.

Steph, clearly annoyed: “Cass is being so stupid. I’ve dropped so many hints that I like her and she still hasn’t asked me out.”

Duke: “Well, have you tried telling her straight up how you feel?”

Steph: “Dude, it’s Cass we’re talking about. The girl knows everything. She definitely knows I like her.”

Duke: “Cass knows everything but when someone likes her. I’m telling you that you need to tell her.”

Steph: “…How?”

Duke: “Okay, so basically-“

.-.-.

Damian, politely knocking on Duke’s door and entering with his cat in his arms: “I request some assistance.”

Duke, already on his feet: “Okay. With what?”

Damian, who isn’t allowed to have a phone: “Drake has made some slanderous statements about me online and I wish to defend myself.”

Duke, smiling: “And retaliate?”

Damian: “Obviously. May I use your phone?”

Duke: “Of course. Do you know how to work Twitter?”

#bat family #duke thomas deserves everything good in life #batboys #batman #dc comics #jason todd #stephanie brown #damian wayne #jason looks constipated whenever he talks about his love life #duke thomas is literally the best brother in the world #headcanons #can everyone please recognize duke thomas as a cutie patootie #if a cutie patootie contest was held at the manor #duke would win #also in no universe does bruce allow damian to have a phone #that child would be feral online and everyone knows it

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punkeropercyjackson · 4 months

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I never wanna see content of younger Tim helping post-Utrh Jason redeem himself and being his best friend amongst his siblings as if Duke dosen't exist

#fr i cannot stand y'all jason did not give a FUCK about tim for decades and vice versa and that's how it should be.it's super in-character #meanwhile jason took one look at duke and went 'he's the only other batkid i'll ever respect' and duke just vibes with him nonstop #so you really mean to tell me an au where duke is the 5th robin and him and jason have the aang and zuko dynamic isn't the best thing ever?#just say you's white or at least nonblack and go💀#jason todd #duke thomas #duke and jason #tim drake #not anti tim #tim and jason #robin #red hood #star sapphire jason #red reaper #dadhood #the signal #batfam #reality warper duke #the batboys #black jason todd #latino jason todd #afrolatino jason supremacy #trans 4 trans and autistic 4 autistic found family realness #rhato #the outlaws #dead sidekicks force #team dual #the anomalies #the abnormals #summerposting

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moondropai · 1 year

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I’d like to say I was listening to 4:00am or Stay with me when drawing this but it was Running in the 90s and Deja vu. I just really love Kori and I think that dc should bring back her 80s hair. Fun fact while drawing it, this did crash my program and I nearly cried

#koriand'r #Kori #starfire #kory anders #dc fanart #fanart #art #90s anime #I just really like her #Catch me drawing her every other month #my art #dc comics #I hope no one actually reads through all my tags because I like throw so many in here #Im doing my best and thats what matters #My laptop nearly died while drawing this #Maybe next thing I post will be like my batboy analyst #I have art of lian and roy in my laptop that is a sketch maybe I could toss that out there

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batboysoneshots · 15 days

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Ears

Saw this cute comic on Pinterest and just had to write a one shot for it.

Summary: Little Robin (Dick) wants ears like Batman so he asks Alfred if he could make them.

Dick is 9 he's been Robin for a year.

Third person pov...

Batman and Robin were on their way back to the cave, they had just finished their patrol of the city.

As the Batmoblie zoomed through the dark streets of Gotham little Dick Grayson sat curled up a frown upon his face, Batman's cape over his shoulders like a huge blanket, he had a problem.

He wanted ears. Not actually animal ears no, instead he wants ears for his Robin suit, like Bruce has ears for his Bat suit.

The little boy loved Batman's ears, he loved to play with then when the man put him on his shoulders, and he thought they looked cool.

Pouting in his seat the little boy had a plan, innocent blue eyes light up. 'I'll ask Alfie to make me some'

Eyes swimming with happiness the young boy could not help but grin, next to him Bruce was confused at what made his partner so happy.

As they arrived home Dick flipped out of the car once it stopped, he then ran upstairs forgetting to take off his suit.

he was too excited to tell Alfred about his idea. Bruce watched with a slight chuckle as his son bounded upstairs.

"he'll come back down when he remembers" he says before turning to the Bat computer, he had some files to write up.

Once he came through the secret entrance Dick ran off in search of the Butler.

"Alfie!"

"In here master Dick"

Came Alfreds voice, Dick grins and runs into the lounge, the man was sat on one of the plush one seaters, a small glass filled with whiskey on the coffee table, gentle classical music playing from the record player in the corner of the room.

Dicks face lit up when he saw the man. "Hi Alfie!" Alfred smiles back at the energetic child. "Hello son, what's got you so exited then?" he asks the child, Dick got even more excited he stood next to Alfred bouncing on the feet.

"Alfie can you make me ears!" exclaims Dick, Alfred is confused as he looks at the child in front of him. "What do you mean ears?" he asks, Dick then makes Bat ear shapes on his head.

"Like Bruce has for Batman, could you make some for me please?" he asks the butler, the action causing a laugh to tumble out. Alfred pats the boys' head. "of course, Master Dick" he smiled.

Dick gasps and climbs over the arm of the seat, clambering onto the man's lap, he then wraps his arms around the man hugging him tightly. "Thank you thank you!" he speaks, Alfred hugs the boy back.

A few hours of designing and sewing later. "This is so cool!" exclaims the boy as his twirls around in his yellow cape, now equipped with a yellow hood but with ears. Alfred sits in his chair watching as the boy twirls.

"Thank you, Alfie," says Dick grinning widely at the man, he loved his new ears. Putting away the supplies Alfred answers. "of course, master dick, why don't you go show master Bruce" he tells the excited child.

Dick stops twirling before turning to the old grandfather clock. Eyes wide in remembrance. "Oh yeah I'll go show him!" giggling the 9 year old runs off to the cave to show his dad.

Bruce was drinking his now cold coffee taking a break from the big screen and the files he was almost finished with, suddenly he heard someone coming down the cave stairs. It was Dick.

"Bruce! Bruce looks what Alfred made for me!" he exclaims running towards his mentor, as he turned around Bruce almost spat his coffee out in surprise, his son so to say looked unbelievably adorable with his new appendages.

The white eyes of Bruces mask widened as he saw the ears on his sons' head, Dick twirled so the man could see.

"I look like you now" he said giggling, Bruce took out a small camera he keeps in his belt (he has so much in there) and snaps a picture of the boy.

He smiles. "You look great chum, Alfred did a great job" he praises, the bundle of energy smiles back.

When Alfred came to check on the two, he them sat on the at the Batcomputer, Bruce in his bat suit, typing away at the keyboard.

With his brightly colourful son sat curled up on his lap, part of the black cape tucked around his shoulders, with his ears still on.

The end!

Hope you liked this one shot, I certainly do! As usual sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes.

Requests are open!

Word count: 816

#batboys #batman #bruce wayne #oneshot #batman fanfiction #dick grayson #family #fluff #father son #dick grayson is robin #dick grayson is a ray of sunshine #batman being a dad #alfred pennyworth #alfred pennyworth is the best

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bruciemilf · 11 months

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slides into ur inbox as a tim-liker not to start a fight but to genuinely ask if i could gently change ur mind👀👀 bc tim's not that bad if you'd give him a chance (he is very cringe tho

It's not that I don't like him!! But sometimes it just gets exhausting to see "he suffered so much to keep the big bad bat alive" takes like Alfred wasn't right there

#like im sorry if i was a grieving parent and people literally attacked me for not being rational and in the best state of mind #while im literally grieving my murdered child and some kid came into my life because he wants to be robin and keep batman going #yeah i would be a little irritated #but it feels so mean spirited of me in a way? because i never want to shit on someones character #also i just dont like the 'child is responsible for parent' trope at all and it just feels like tim is so martyrized by the fandom #but i also dont like the 'tim forced his way into the family blah blah blah' like. no he didn't. the whole point of tim to me is that #he doesnt NEED to be with the batfamily but he WANTS to be there bc he loves them #its kinda how i feel abt steph. i actually really that she doesn't want to be seen as Bruce's daughter #because steph never NEEDED a father thats her whole point i think #so basically i dont dislike tim. i would just be fine without him. but like -- my favorite batboy is jason so maybe thats why?#anyway moral of the story if a character makes you happy they make you happy and its no one elses business

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yeats-nana · 2 years

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Jason (13 y.o): [huddling inside 10 blankets with Tim (9 y.o)] Dad, can you turn the air down, we're feeling kinda hot

Tim: [snuggles deeper in Jason's chest] 's hoooott [gets lost under the blankets]

Bruce: Or you could, I don't know, take a blanket or eight off.

Jason & Tim: [indignant] NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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dc-and-damirae · 1 year

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Helana's 1st day of school

damian: ok you walk in, this is what you got to say

damian: *whispers in his sisters ear*

helana: ok but I don't get it but ok

-at school-

helana: *walks in to class and sniffs the air*

helana: . . .

helana: it smells like broke in hear

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cephalog0d · 1 year

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Just thinking about all the names Dick called Jason for most of the night they met (in this version of things) before he finally deigned to actually call him Robin. XD (These are in chronological order, because I think it’s funny you can see Jason growing on him through the course of the evening.)

(And then the next day actually finding out his real name, and Jason’s response, they’re both such brats and I love them so much)

(Source: Nightwing 1996)

#Don't get me wrong I'm always here for wholesome batbros but this is pretty much my experience with a younger sibling #Sometimes you're best friends and sometimes you draw blood throwing Hot Wheels at each other #Or get injured in some incredibly petty and stupid competition because you couldn't let them win #Anyway this particular version of events is foundational to my characterization of these two little shits and I love them so much #Best/worst batkid team #dick grayson #jason todd #batbros #batboys #nightwing #robin #comics #comic panels #comics out of context

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jasonsthunderthighs · 1 year

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Nightwing!Dick: Hey, guys, I wonder what Bruce'll say when he finds out we've captured his dirty secret on film! *Unaware that Bruce is angrily starin down at the boys*

Robin!Jason & Robin!Tim: Humina, humina, humina, humina, humina!

Nightwing!Dick: What, take more pictures? *See's Bruce's eye through the camera* Tim, this zoom lense is great!

Bruce: DICK!!!!

Nightwing!Dick: *looks up and realises he's screwed* He-he-he-he-he...

Bruce: GIVE!!!! ME!!!! THAT!!!! CAMERA!!!!

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jasontoddssuper · 1 year

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The 'I have a better relathionship with the fandom's favorite bad boy than almost every other character but it's erased constantly' support group

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