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#Lucifer: It’s totally normal to know so much about a man you hate
demonictacobeard · 2 months
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Adam, still going through it, texting Lucifer because that’s the only fucker he knows here who he only hates most of the time: Why is a fucking pig lying on my bed?!
Lucifer, texting back right away: It’s hard being the only one of your kind in a place, he must have been so excited to hear you were here that he came to see you himself
Adam, using Doomgle for the first time to find pictures of ducks saying die in a fire: Die
Lucifer, torn between being pissed at the duck meme or loving it: You first, no that would be second wouldn’t it?
Adam, sending a rolling eyes Hellmoji: Oh no I’m dead, so fucking original. Not like I haven’t done this before, bitch nothing you say will piss me off more then dying from advanced aging
Angel Dust, accidentally reading the whole thing over his shoulder, an easy task: That’s where Fat Nugget is?! Fuck, why’d he run off there? I don’t wanna go into the depression cave, and I know Adam doesn’t want me to come knocking either
Lucifer, waving his hand and opening a portal into Adam’s room: I’ve got this. Adam! You can deposit the pig here into the waiting arms of his owner
Adam, shoving his hands through the portal while holding a whining Fat Nugget: Who’s miniature ham is this even?
Angel Dust, scooping Fat Nugget up: Mine! Nugget, my sweet little shit. Why’d you go and fall asleep in a lamb paddock?
Adam, flipping Angel off through the portal and slowly dragging his hand out of it: Wilbur got lonely, guess Charlotte isn’t entertaining after all huh?
Angel Dust, flipping him off back with his lower arms: Just shut up you shitty ass sheep, a Shepard would leave you behind on purpose
Lucifer, cutting that short by closing the portal: Charlie’s going to be so happy he spoke to someone today
Husk, cleaning his lemon juicer: She’ll be happier about it then Adam himself
Lucifer, shaking his head: No, trust me he lives for this shit. He’d rather argue then being left completely to himself. Because if he’s all alone he’ll get bored. He hates being bored
Angel raising a suggestive eyebrow: And…your majesty just how do you know that?
Husk, slapping his face because he warned Angel about teasing the King Of Hell a hundred times: He has fun undoing everything I do to keep his ass alive, doesn’t he?
Lucifer, staring at him silently before laughing a little too loudly: No reason!
Angel after Lucifer tugs his collar and leaves awkwardly: I think the king doth protest too much, Husk
Husk, sighing: I think you are doth interested, in the business of a man who can kill a seven deadly sin if he wanted to, too much
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iheart-alastor · 1 month
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how about some alastor angst (with tears hehehe)?
I've had this idea brewing in my head for ages so you asking gave me a great opportunity to write it
Alastor x Reader
No pronouns used as per
' ' means thinking
Warnings: Ooc alastor, mentions of alastors mother
Angst, fluff
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It was a normal day in the hotel everyone was calm minding their business doing what they had to do apart from alastor and Lucifer. Ofc it was them two out of all the people they was creating drama, you may of overheard their conversation while pretending to read your book Alastor ofc had to bring up Lilith Leaving Lucifer.. So Lucifer snapped back "Oh shut the fuck up you asshole, I bet your mother wouldn't like her son talking shit about people I bet she'd hate you the woman would disown you if she could see how your acting right now" the room went silent the silence was LOUD you looked over to alastor who had strained his grin and his grip on the microphone before disappearing probably to his room. "Lucifer That was so uncalled for!" You shouted at the man breaking the silence "Yea dad. That wasn't nice" Charlie said adding onto your statement Lucifer scoffed and sat down besides you "He got what he deserved talking shit about my wife like that!" He said while fiddling with his ring till you hit him in the shoulder a loud ow came out of Lucifer before you stood up placing your book on the table besides the radio. "Look I'm going to go check on alastor okay?" You began to stride up the stairs heading to alastors bedroom to see if he was okay.
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When you got there you knocked 3 times you put your ear up to the door to hear a loud static sound "Alastor can I come in?" You asked quietly you waited at the door hearing the static sound fade until alastor opened the door with a strained smile "what is it you want dear I am not in the mood right now" he asked trying to sound polite although a hint of annoyance was in his tone "Look al I just wanted to make sure you're okay. Can I come in?" The deer man sighed and clenched his cane harder "Dearest I do not see why you think I aren't okay I'm perfectly fine" he said trying to make you drop the subject as he opened the door wider for you to enter his room "Alastor you aren't okay it's obvious I know how you miss your mother and him saying that was totally uncalled for, I'll get him to apologize later I just want to make sure your okay first if you want we could talk about it? " getting to the point of the reason you was there surprised him 'why did you care so much?' Alastors static rose again before he pulled you into a hug burying his head into your neck you noticed how his ears twisted back to nuzzle into his hair how cute. You patted his back while your one hand ran through his hair combing it with your fingers, you felt your neck get wet. 'Was he crying?' You wiped his cheek with your thumb wiping away the tears on his face you thought to yourself of how much alastor must of trusted you to be that emotional with you. None of you said a word you was both silent the only sound was the static in his voice and the radio playing in the background. You suddenly felt yourself being picked up before being put on a velvet covered bed alastor was still hugging you and he was still smiling "oh dear how long I've wanted to let out my emotions" he said quietly breaking the silence as a small giggle came out of you alastors static rose sounding almost like a purr while u continued to play with his hair the both of your legs entangled as you both dozed off
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Stop that was so cute 😭
*angel dust sneaking into the room to mug you both off before running away laughing ready to blackmail you with the photo the next day*🌚
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rius-cave · 1 month
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Ok, loooove the idea of Adam in a dress, but here me out.
He secretly likes it.
In other company? Fuck this hates it, hes gonna go KHS.
When hes alone? Best thing in the world.
Who finds it out first? Angel.
And Angel is known to wear dresses, they make him feel pretty. I feel like Adam would make fun of Angel for wearing dresses so Angel is loving this.
After a huge amount of teasing, it kinda becomes a regular thing between the two. They go out shopping and Adam uses the excuse hes just helping Angel pick out outfits. In the dressing room its a fucking fashion show for them (with Adam being a little shy of course).
After a while of doing this, Adam gets a little more comfortable with skirts and shit and starts wearing them around the hotel, but now Angel is making fun of him and it has become a sort of inside joke. The two just absolutely make fun of each other for wearing a skirt while the other is also wearing a skirt.
Lucifer is absolutely living the dream.
Ooo anon, I have a different take on this.
I know, I know... that fandom just LOVES to give male characters babygirl traits, and make them as feminine as possible. That's awesome! Go for it! But there are characters where I, personally, don't really share the same views haha. Adam is one of these characters. Yes yes, it would be ironic that such a """manly""" character like Adam, who is proud about being the first man, is actually secretly feminine, or even secretly wants to be a woman, etc etc. But I honestly think he is JUST that happy about being a man! lmfao
That being said!!! I think he'd absolutely be okay with wearing robes, skirts, and what you could even call dresses! But that's because THOSE are the things he wore when he was alive, and it was a totally manly and normal thing to do. The second you make it feminine though? Meh, he's not about that.
Which is why he's so frustrated about dresses and skirts being a girly thing now lol. To compensate, he makes it REALLY REALLY clear that what he's wearing are ROBES. I'd imagine he does wear pants, but it's almost like,,, wearing a bra for some people LOL. Some days he just hates them and wants to get out of them immediately. Long robes and shit though? That's where it's at. Of course, Angel would still tease the fuck outta him about it lol, much to Adam's annoyance.
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charliesgoodboy · 2 years
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Yaayyy my first rq thx so much! And did you mean Kirari momobami??
Mammon x G!n Mc
Lucifer x G!n Mc
Barbatos x G!n Mc
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•Always thinks you got a problem with him with yo RBF, mans always thinks you wanna fight him he will glare back.
•Now him being a tsuendare he finds you cute but will NEVER ever admit it.(everyone knows except you tho)
•At one point he thought you hated him, which he thought long about one time, cause you never smiled, and it looked like you glared at him all the time.
•But your just like that with everyone.♡♡
•Sometimes you never speak but when you do it is so straight foward, like to emotion whatsoever.
"Hey Y/n, have you seen my ramen?? I swear I out it in this cabinet."
"No."
•And then you would just walk away, like dayum. Could at least have a little emotion dude.
•Oh?? So you can gamble and you supposeingly "really good" huh??
•As the Avatar of greed he can and will challenge you to gamble for like 50 cents.
•Mans is greedy for that stack like Kakuzu he wants needs the money dude.
•Ok so his luck for gambling is low...very low, but that wont stop him at all doesn't matter if your 'good' or whatever.
•A simple game of poker?? Sure why not dude?? Atleast a good 30 minutes to an hour right?? Wrong.
•10-15 minutes and you were finished, that.damn.quick.
•His Jaw is wide open babe, one thing he's challenging you to Poker next you are walking away from the table, like tf??
•I think he would call you Sasuke cause I feel like the only anime he's watched his Naruto, so thats your nickname now, SasGay UchiHoe-
•You've bet him for Goldie, like he was being so dense and desperate that he bet his baby.
•He wanted to win atleast once even if that ment betting his favorite thing worth more than life.
•You, ofcourse won, and honestly you had no use for it so you have it back.
•But when you won I tell you this man ugly cried for so long and he did it so loud like omg, you started to feel bad.
•If you want to give him a kiss on the cheek you can♡♡
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Barbatos
•Barabatos is a pretty chill dude, he wouldn't really mind you much really, honestly he find you cute and he's not aftraid to admit it.(unlike someone)
•Would strike up normal conversations, you wouldn't really say anything, but he wouldn't mind it really.
•You can gamble?? Cool!! Go against me!
•Idk why but he seems like a Russian Roulette guy, I see him enjoying it a lot and him being a BEAST at it.
•You beating him?? He would totally worship you, ok thats a bit dramatic, he would find you worthy, and he would talk to you like all the time.
•He finds you cool and someone to look up to, even though you only beat him at Roulette.
•Feel like if he's bored he'll just ask you to keep him company in anyway possible, gamble, watching a movie, hell even cuddeling.
•When he hears your voice for the first time he thought it was a calming voice really, yes it is emotionless but he likes it.
"Y/n are you mute, or do just not talk a lot??"
"I just dont talk much I dont need to anyway, but I can."
•He really liked your voice that at times he would ask you to film it for him.(ok that seems like an Asmo thing but whatever.)
•Have tea with him now.
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Lucifer
•Ngl mams is kinda the same, a RBF, does talk but not all the time.
•His first impression was that he thought you were rude, and you had no manners at all.
•He still thinks that of you since when you do talk it's so dry, like your polite but he needs to know you are, he doesn't like your tone.
•I mean he's a man of manners what do you expect??
•You gamble?? Nice, don't care, but challenge me.
•Hmmmm I just feel like he'll play whatever, like he's good at everything.
•Or so he thought. When you guys played, it was like 100 years had gone by which is like a blink of an eye for him.
•Ok...so your pretty good at gambling, doesn't change my opinion about you, but I have some form of respect for you.
•If anyone was watching then they'd be quite suprised as well, like you beat Lucifer?!? Damn you are good...
"DAYUM LUCIFER GOT BEAT!!"
"Mammon I swear I am going to bury you alive."
"Yes sir."
•Would text you on D.D.D if you just wanted to play a simple game, or just hang out and read with him, like I said, he has some form of respect for you really.
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Sorry this was a bit short I kinda lost motivation and I'm tired from doing nothing lol, but I dont wanna go on Hiatus when I just stared so like yeaaaa.
Btw its abt to be the school year for me so my post will be slower when I start school.😢
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baekhvuns · 1 year
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Hopefully the kid has a great career, I'd hate if he became "one hit wonder" like many young stars before. Man City who??? Idk I'm not seeing anything, my eyes are closed. Arsenal first <333 cristiano can't go back to ManU so he's choosing the next closest thing, ManCity??? 😭
Ahhh yes me and my friends figured it must be Torres and taste! I used to be a huge El Nino fan. Btw random, I had no idea David Villa works in an Indian club?! Also I joined tumblr (don't ask me how many years ago...) because of the Spanish NT and the first user I followed was actually a Barca fan lmao. Dark times
Noooo I'm probably not attending Lolla in Paris 🔫 I want to, since Skz are headlining, but it still won't be a full concert and I don't care for any other artist in the line up. Btw I'm travelling to SK next week, ngl I'm not that thrilled, but hopefully once I'm there it'll be worth it. I have so many vegan spots to visit in Seoul! Maybe I'll be too distracted to feel petty and sad about the Euro tour
The enemies to lovers prompt has so much potential AAAAAAAAAAAA a slow burn me thinks, a slow and painful one! I really need to read it 😭
I don't think any of the royals are particularly normal jjshshahshagaha maybe Beatrice and Eugenie, they're just kinda there? We know who's the worse tho, Andr*w that old fuckhead. Camilla and Charles don't have good reputation and we all also know why. Guess they can be funny sometimes, but I wish they had sense of morality instead of sense of humour 💀
That Hannah Montana doll, I need to see it 😭 Baek but have you seen The O.C, Skins, 90210 (not the OG one even though it slayed, but I watched the spin off and it was insane)
Not ANOTHER After movie oh god, this and the Hoover movie, we're doomed :/
Literally can't remember anything from that Nascar cartoon, but I watched the shit out of it for a while???
I have that webtoon you mentioned saved actually. Also I noticed a webtoon I started on Kakaopage has made it into ENG webtoon, it's called Complicated Cohabitation. I only started it, because nuna content <3
You wanna steal Soohyuk from me??? Well that's ok, I'm on my way to propose to Hwa. Also the football rings hold ooooon wjdjwjsjjshahash. I actually bought some jewellery from this website before, but I just noticed all the funny rings
I try to be respectful towards religious people, but sometimes it's hard ajsgahshshajaj rip, they can't enjoy Lucifer nor Changmin's Devil, SNSD's Run Devil Run or You Better Run 😬 actually I saw a post on Reddit asking whether Halazia has religious themes, because OP couldn't listen to it if they used religious symbolism. Also pretty sure TXT always had angelic and devilish theme going on (btw that song is my fave off their album - me liking every song that has villain or devil in it)
Uhhhh bestie do you remember this video 😭🤧❤ (but the camera mostly filming his lips, neck and hands drives me INSANEEEE 😳😳😳😳)
Gonna start Nayeon x Hongjoong dating rumours jdjsjsjsbshsh. And You're right Atz and Dox served CEOs at the wedding
???? and hmmm
Okay rich...... do NOT remind me are you insane Park Seonghwa?! But he's cruel and vile
Omfg I haven't been on twt that much, I totally missed two new Seonghwa fansites and they have some gold content like this 😭 and this and oh wow god it's me..... - I need to arrange flowers for him, make him a big ass bouquet 💐💐💐💐
Okay that's enough of Hwa spam :3 - DV 💖
hello!!
Hopefully the kid has a great career, I'd hate if he became "one hit wonder" like many young stars before. Man City who??? Idk I'm not seeing anything, my eyes are closed. Arsenal first <333 cristiano can't go back to ManU so he's choosing the next closest thing, ManCity??? 😭
it’s really sad seeing new comers come up and be compared and being called the “the next messi, the next ronaldo!” and yet they disappear after a year or something,,, MAN CITY BLUE !!!!!! they’re still 5 points behind but u best believe they are on their way, and 3 el classico’s????? + barca women coming for another win?? also 😭😭 idk if this is someone who had a fan account but it seems a little real take ur barca hate away HES A KPOPPER cr7 he needs to get back to rm, forget man city bro will ruin it 😭😭
😭😭 is this not true atp this has to be intentional is chelsea doing, 3 TIMES???? barca having to go to court to register a member and suing la liga WHILE CHELSEA SPENT €500MIL ON SIGNINGS???? INSANITY
Ahhh yes me and my friends figured it must be Torres and taste! I used to be a huge El Nino fan. Btw random, I had no idea David Villa works in an Indian club?! Also I joined tumblr (don't ask me how many years ago...) because of the Spanish NT and the first user I followed was actually a Barca fan lmao. Dark times
EXACTLY TASTE!!! he’s actually a goal scoring machine, so insanely talented,,, I THINK HES UNDER SOME ODISHA CLUB that was very surprising 😭😭 want to see him play in euro again,,, rmr how iniesta went to japan’s fc bc he didn’t want to ever face barca if he wasn’t playing in it 😭😭 LMFAOOO DARK TIMES AND BERE U ARE CONVERSING W A BARCA FAN ☺️☺️
Noooo I'm probably not attending Lolla in Paris 🔫 I want to, since Skz are headlining, but it still won't be a full concert and I don't care for any other artist in the line up. Btw I'm travelling to SK next week, ngl I'm not that thrilled, but hopefully once I'm there it'll be worth it. I have so many vegan spots to visit in Seoul! Maybe I'll be too distracted to feel petty and sad about the Euro tour
NOOOOOOO there’s so much happening in paris this time around 😭😭😭 right you are!!! omg it’s also come back season ur gonna see so much again! baekhyun comes back 😭😭 i saw this one video on a vegan cafe in itaewon called plant cafe & kitchen and the food looked so good! here’s also some restaurants to check out if ur going jeju! i hope u have a fun and safe time there!! I THINK YOU WILL BE DISTRACTED IF U STAY AWAY FROM TWT 🔫🔫
The enemies to lovers prompt has so much potential AAAAAAAAAAAA a slow burn me thinks, a slow and painful one! I really need to read it 😭 //// I don't think any of the royals are particularly normal jjshshahshagaha maybe Beatrice and Eugenie, they're just kinda there? We know who's the worse tho, Andr*w that old fuckhead. Camilla and Charles don't have good reputation and we all also know why. Guess they can be funny sometimes, but I wish they had sense of morality instead of sense of humour 💀
plots like those are truly the bane of my existence, can go into so many routes, rivals? mafia enemies? sworn since birth enemies? EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING,,, right eugenie and beatrice! they’re yeah just there 😭😭 i also like princess anne, she has a witty personality irl it seems and the crown version was just hilarious fbwnbdsjckc the tampongate is never escaping charles ever 😭😭😭 NO UR RIGHT FBFB i think those who aren’t the direct heirs families tend to be unhinged, the one who are the siblings tend to be more lowkey
That Hannah Montana doll, I need to see it 😭 Baek but have you seen The O.C, Skins, 90210 (not the OG one even though it slayed, but I watched the spin off and it was insane) //// Not ANOTHER After movie oh god, this and the Hoover movie, we're doomed :/
IT WAS THIS FBWKFHWKCJC THO MINE HAS HER ONE FEET CUT OFF 😭😭😭 THE SONG IS DIFF! do u rmr the bratz dolls and the strawberry shortcake ones 😭😭😭 IVE, IVE SEEN THE O.C AND LOVED IT DESPITE THE CONFUSION I GOT UNFORTUNATELY NOT THE OTHER TWO, are they quite similar?? ANOTHER MOVIE YEAH 😭😭😭 at least we have a redemption coming in ??? freaky friday revamp?? desperately need blake to leave that movie 😭😭
Literally can't remember anything from that Nascar cartoon, but I watched the shit out of it for a while??? //// I have that webtoon you mentioned saved actually. Also I noticed a webtoon I started on Kakaopage has made it into ENG webtoon, it's called Complicated Cohabitation. I only started it, because nuna content <3
it does look quite interesting to watch fhwjdhen the characters are <33 U DO?? ITS SO GOOD LIKE AN UNHINGED VERSION OF ONE SIDED ENEMIES TO LOVERS 😭😭 NOONA ROMANCE??? SIGN ME UP !!!!! the younger mc trope is so >>>>
You wanna steal Soohyuk from me??? Well that's ok, I'm on my way to propose to Hwa. Also the football rings hold ooooon wjdjwjsjjshahash. I actually bought some jewellery from this website before, but I just noticed all the funny rings
JFVWKFJWKCJCK GET BACK HERE HELLO TASIR IS WAITING!! TASIR. WAITS. omg those are so interesting to look at, THE DRAGON STOP IT SOMEONE NEEDS TO GIVE IT TO HIM 😭😭 do u think they have a anklet that has the golden boot charm bc that would be something ppl would buy fbwnd the world cup looking necklace 😭😭 maybe we should mail it to ronaldo <3 i know this is a parody acc but i just know he did something like this
I try to be respectful towards religious people, but sometimes it's hard ajsgahshshajaj rip, they can't enjoy Lucifer nor Changmin's Devil, SNSD's Run Devil Run or You Better Run 😬 actually I saw a post on Reddit asking whether Halazia has religious themes, because OP couldn't listen to it if they used religious symbolism. Also pretty sure TXT always had angelic and devilish theme going on (btw that song is my fave off their album - me liking every song that has villain or devil in it)
NO SRS i also think it’s like selective for many people, if a group they like do it it’s amazing and even praise it! but if one doesn’t it’s devil worshipping 😭😭😭 NO LITERALLY HOW WOULD THEY SURVE THE F(X) RED LIGHT ERA 😭😭 ayo ngl i expected halazia to have a pentagram or some rituals and a hook like zimzalabim 😭😭😭 yeah! they always seems to have that theme, very garden of eden x edgy australian band vibes <3 u know they should cover imagine dragons i think that music suits them well! like bad liar esp! THAT SONG IS SO GOOD UR RIGHT BUT TINNITUS??? 🤲🏻🤲🏻 they have the funniest titles 😭😭😭 what the heck 😭😭 lionel mbappe
Uhhhh bestie do you remember this video 😭🤧❤ (but the camera mostly filming his lips, neck and hands drives me INSANEEEE 😳😳😳😳) //// Gonna start Nayeon x Hongjoong dating rumours jdjsjsjsbshsh. And You're right Atz and Dox served CEOs at the wedding
I DO AND WHY WOULD U REMIND ME OF IT WHTMWHDKW THE ZOOM IN ON THE HANDS !!!! GRRRRRRRRRR nayeon x hongjoong giving ✨ ceo romance ✨ the bright and cherry fl and the reserved always squinting ceo <3
???? and hmmm //// Okay rich...... do NOT remind me are you insane Park Seonghwa?! But he's cruel and vile //// Omfg I haven't been on twt that much, I totally missed two new Seonghwa fansites and they have some gold content like this 😭 and this and oh wow god it's me..... - I need to arrange flowers for him, make him a big ass bouquet 💐💐💐💐 /// Okay that's enough of Hwa spam :3 - DV 💖
san’s an ass guy,,, bro just be going into all the details 😭😭😭 do u ever just randomly, out of no where rmr the texture of the smoothness of his hand? no? it’s okay BECAUSE HE WILL REMIND YOU FBWNBDWNDJKS
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oh i just screamed
he’s giving junior hwa tutor au but also steve jobs
what the hell
WHAT THE HECK im going to d word if he doesn’t put that inside
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angelictrl · 3 years
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Hi! Can I request some hcs for the brothers + undateables taking care of a gn!MC while they're in hospital? (I'll leave the reason they're in hospital up to you) Thanks!!
DEMON BROS TAKING CARE OF AN MC IN THE HOSPITAL.
ofc !! i'm going to write the undateable ver. and link it here later since this got longer than i thought it would if you don't mind <3
LUCIFER
tries to be there for you but can't stop himself from drowning in his work.
don't get me wrong - he most certainly is attentive to your needs and visits you often - but he still puts all the blame on himself no matter the cause for you being put in the hospital.
this is because it reminds him of when he and his brothers fell.
not only did he have to get accustomed to the devildom, but he had to suffer the loss of his sister, deal with his new demonic form, and raise satan all while being diavolo's righthand man.
so naturally, being the eldest and also the one who started the great celestial war, he always felt at fault for how things turned out; although he'd rather die than say it aloud.
you being put in the hospital makes him feel like he failed you, he failed to save you, failed to protect you, even if he hides it with a poker face and instead drowns in his work.
please - this is one of the only times you'll see a vulnerable luci.
cupping his face tenderly with your hands as he sits by your bedside late at night, he refuses to cry, but definently has a gloomy expression.
he can't lose you too. he cant fail you.
as soon as you're discharged though, he makes sure to keep you by his side more often.
late night office dates, anyone?
he'll hold you close and try to be slightly more affectionate in public.
this whole scenario has reminded him just how mortal you are, and he hates that someone who's just as angelic as you is trapped inside of a fragile and weak body.
MAMMON
clingy asf
probably the first one to find out mc's in the hospital.
he's downright upset at first. normally he's attached to your hip, so the one time he leaves you alone, ya wind up in the hospital? he knew you were too much of a fragile human to be left alone!
he refuses to let anyone near you as you recover - besides the doctors and nurses, of course, but even then he eyeballs them to make sure they're being gentle with you.
he goes on a rant/lecture about how you're just some weak human who needs him by your side and how you shouldn't have gone off on your own, but as soon as you frown or pout while averting your gaze, his whole demeanor flips.
he's just really worried about you.
he's a big tsundere, yes, but he cares so much about you and he's not sure how to convey his emotions as he's never felt this way about anyone before.
"h-hey, i'm not mad at ya. just... i'm your first. no, i don't care if i'm in the middle of a scheme, i'll always make time for ya... so don't go off alone, okay?!"
buys you tons of gifts before and after you've left the hospital
definitely won't leave you alone for the first few weeks of being discharged
really, he's clinging onto you like you have more value than goldie
and truly, he wouldn't admit it, but you do.
LEVIATHAN
probably gets told by one of his brothers since he's hiding out in his room as per usual.
first, he almost summons lotan in anger to get revenge for mc if they got hurt by someone, but whether that is or isn't the case, he soon calms down once he recognizes something.
this is just like the 78th episode of TSL he was watching when the lord of shadows returns the favor to henry for helping him through his familial problems by taking care of him!!
well then. now levi's been inspired to be the best lord of shadows he can for his henry.
oh, and i guess he'll do it anyways because he cares about mc's wellbeing to begin with or wtv... /s
nonetheless, snek boi brings a bunch of games, movies, and mangas to mc as he camps out in their hospital room with them.
you better be prepared to binge watch all of TSL and fall asleep to whatever sounds are coming from his game beside your bed - not that you have much of a choice, anyways.
his brothers probably try to pull him away from you as he's clingy boy #2 and staying up having gaming marathons can't be good for your recovery, so you can bet your little human butt you're going to find yourself staying in levi's room for a couple of days after you've left the hospital.
definently places ruri-chan or any other anime-related stickers on your casts (if you have any) or cheeks to cheer you up.
bonus: he totally tries to sneak in henry 2.0 to keep you company when he can't be there and if he succeeds, he relies on henry to give him reports of your health.
SATAN
pissed if someone else landed you in the hospital. nearly goes on a rampage and his brothers just barely manage to stop him.
probably one of the best people to keep you company once he calms down, though.
definitely visits you at the same hour everyday to bring you books he suggests you read.
if you're not up for reading any, he'll suggest reading them to you, or suggest something else entirely different.
stays overnight a couple times with an audiobook playing in the background or with an open book on his chest.
doesn't mind falling asleep in weird positions anyways considering the way his room is set up.
watches detective dramas late at night when you're asleep like a dork lol
definitely watches cute cat compilations with you if you're feeling down for any particular reason and will stroke your hair to calm you down.
10/10, soft satan is best satan <3
ASMODEUS
probably screams tbh
that can't be good for your skin!! all that stress on top of being sick/hurt is going to make you break out!!
practically dashes to visit you with skin care & beauty products although you're advised not to use them by your doctors atm
asmodeus has never been so salty.
though, he is concerned about your overrall being.
it honestly scares him how much he cares about you. especially in this state because he's never cared so much for anyone else other than his brothers or himself in a long time.
most likely to cry (besides mammon) if you cry since he already has tears stinging his eyes.
he starts neglecting his own nightly routines to stay overnight with you.
if you start to point it out or ask him why he's doing this, he'll just sit there in astonishment processing your words.
you matter so much to him? like, duh, of course he's going to be here, why wouldn't he? he doesn't care about anything else other than you and your recovery right now and-
oh.
you matter... more than him... to him...?
...ya broke him.
when you're asleep, he watches you silently for a change, caressing your cheek delicately with soft eyes focused on your relaxed features.
he gets a strange feeling in his chest - and not like the ones he gets from excitement over his quick hookups - no, no, this one is a foreign feeling. it's, dare he say, euphoric.
BEELZEBUB
just like lucifer, he feels guilty.
he already lost lilith. he can't lose you too.
he probably needs more reassuring that you're going to be okay than you do, honestly.
he plops down onto the couch in your room and intensely stares at your sleeping form as he stress eats.
on a funnier note, he has the nurses doing laps around the hospital bringing him food and he says "it's for mc" to them, but we all know who it's really for.
he's the softest he's ever been with you.
you thought he was a teddy bear before? he's practically made of stuffing by now.
when you're sad, he wants to reassure you, but you look so sickly and frail that he holds you like your glass.
please reassure this behemoth of a man that you're going to be okay, he really loves you and wouldn't forgive himself if he made things worse.
most definitely takes you out to a restaurant to treat you once you've fully recovered.
BELPHEGOR
he already beats himself up over the attic thing, so if anyone had hurt you enough to put you into the hospital, his anger would probably rival the avatar of wrath and they'd go missing.
squeezes himself onto your bed to cuddle you while being mindful of your iv.
if that doesn't work, well, then he just drapes himself over your legs. he's gonna find a way to be with you, and you can't stop him (y'know, unless you flat out tell him or look like you're uncomfortable).
if all else fails, he settles for mushing his cheek against one arm propped against your bedside as his other hand is occupied holding yours.
he's pretty much like one of those therapy cats LMAO
lots n lots of sleepy cuddling. after all, rest is essential for your recovery, right?
when you two can't sleep, you have movie nights bingewatching the worst rated movies and shows in the devildom and the two of you go cinema sins on them.
v clingy after you get discharged and holds you noticeably tighter to his chest.
"stop doing stupid things that could kill you, you idiot."
obey me masterlist. | undateables version.
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I know this isn't an official request, but it sounded like a fun idea and I got excited to write it. So here it is! @hyper-super-clover
Edit: I forgot to add it but here is the full list of RAD Classes on Clover's tumblr
Brothers Masterlist | Dateables Masterlist
Everyone's Favorite Subjects
💙 Lucifer - Devildom Beastkeeping
He loves Cerebrus! Where do you think he learned how to be a great dog dad from?
All the Beasts of Devildom are precious and he will learn how to conquer take care of every one.
💛 Mammon - Psychology
How else will he learn people's ticks so he can win at poker?
But really, he just likes understanding people and how they feel.
🧡 Leviathan - Understanding Familiars
We all know that Levi has had some giant little problems with controlling Henry 1.0.
He really likes that he was taught not only how to control Henry 1.0, but how to get more familiar too! (A whole Henry army...)
💚 Satan - Three Realms Literature
This man loves reading. What can I say?
I was going to give him the hexes class (because he could mess with Lucifer) but I think he would enjoy reading the classics of all three realms much more. (But it is a close second)
💖 Asmodeus - Transformation Magic
Sometimes Asmo wants to change things up and he doesn't have enough time to go to the stylist!
It actually came in handy one time when he accidentally got hit in the face and his nose was swollen for a week. No one knew because he transformed it in public so it would look normal.
❤ Beelzebub - Sports (Ariel Discipline)
Ariel sports is more than just flying. It is also throwing things. And people.
Beel likes putting his strength to the test when he throws other demons shot put.
💜 Belphegor - Music (Any/All)
He hates playing anything or participating in the class.
But he loves hearing what the orchestra arranged and always falls asleep peacefully to it.
👑 Diavolo - Human History
He is obsessed with human culture just a little bit.
He was never allowed to learn this stuff growing up because he had to "fully understand his realm to be a good leader". Now he happily learns about it every day.
🛎 Barbatos - Devildom Botany
He might be a butler, but I like to think his secret passion is plants.
He just loves taking the time to understand all the different plants and give them the proper attention they need.
😇 Simeon - (Human) Sacrificial Teachings
Stay with me now! This is a Taboo topic in the Celestial Realm and he can freely learn about it in Devildom.
He really just enjoys learning a topic that isn't spoken of where he is from. But the content of the class is... quite unsettling to see...
🐕 Luke - Culinary Classes
This is definitely for research purposes so he can impress Micheal!
Totally not because he thinks the food is really neat and wants to learn how to make it so he can stop spending his Grimm at Hell's Kitchen...
🔮 Solomon - Suductive Speechcraft
This man is sneaky and smooth and this ups both of those to 20.
He really took it to see if he could be smoother than MC and get a pact with all 7 brothers like them... it isn't working out like he planned...
Bonus:
🎭 My MC - Theatre or Cursed Photography and Related Media
Theatre is her main pride and joy, but they have that in the human world!
They gave her a cursed camera halfway through the semester and she kept mixing up with her personal one and catching the brother's souls in photographs. Oops!
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Ok, I know I just gave you a request before this, but I actually would love to see how the brothers + the Angels (and the Succubi 😏😂) react to an MC that ACTUALLY HAS BDE, and is a total fucking Dom down to their core (No submitting for this bitch, they literally can’t without being severely uncomfortable and that’s not sexy at all 😤)
I really love this idea so much actually.
And it's not that I love this one more than your other one, but this one felt a little easier to write to me.
NSFW-ish : nothing explicit but mentions of bdsm and sexy times
Everyone's Reaction to a Dominant MC:
Lucifer:
Before he comes to like the MC he HATES their dominant personality.
To him it comes off as defiant and bossy (talk about the pot calling the kettle black)
But after he gets to know the MC and grows to love them, he finds it incredibly attractive
The problem is that, he's normally the dom...
He's a bit conflicted.
MC doesn't like being dominated at all and he's only into it every once in a blue moon
So they end up being more of kindred spirits, and exchange "advice" about dominating their partners
Mammon:
He thinks the MC is kinda bossy, which he'll say he doesn't like, but he actually kinda likes it...?
But when MC praises him? That's what he really likes.
He'll do anything if MC will praise him for it
It doesn't even have to be sexual, he'd stop stealing if MC calls him "my good boy"
Well, he says he would. He can't help himself sometimes...
But if MC doles out the punishment? He won't even run.
He can't quite figure it out, (he's a fucking sub he just won't admit it) but it's not so bad when MC punishes him. And it's not because MC goes easy on him.
Leviathan:
Both him and the MC are in for a bit of a surprise when they're getting onto him about his messy room one day
It's really not unusual for his room to be messy. But for whatever reason, MC is really upset about it today.
"... you lazy, pathetic shut-in...!"
"Ah... don't stop..." Levi whines.
MC is taken off guard at first, even blushes a little. "Wait... so you want me to call you names?"
Levi goes red as a cherry. "Y-yeah... I mean, if you want to..."
MC grins. "So you want me tell you how pitiful and filthy you are?" They run their hands over his shoulders teasingly.
Levi nods. Did he get even redder??
MC grins mischievously. "Okay... but you gotta clean your room first."
Levi frowns. "Wait..."
"Do it or I'll compliment you."
"Don't..." he begs softly.
"Levi, you're so smart and handsome and good at video games..." MC teases.
"No! O. M. G. Shut up!" He immediately starts cleaning up.
MC is grinning like the Cheshire Cat after figuring it all out.
Satan:
Satan only likes MC's dominant side when they turn it on Lucifer. He just finds it entertaining as hell.
But he absolutely does not like it when it gets turned on him though. Because, well...
They remind him of Lucifer when they're like that.
Also, he tends to be more of a dominant personality himself so...
MC will be nice and not act like that with Satan, but they can really just be friends in that case
Asmodeus:
MC being dominant is really really sexy to him
Asmo isn't so much of sub as much as he'll kinda just do whatever to get off
But Asmo is definitely bratty, he thinks it makes it more fun if MC has to work for what they want
MC doesn't mind so much, they like to play too
They're also an excellent brat tamer 😏
Beelzebub:
Beel doesn't mind MC being dominant if that's what they like
He really does prefer them being on top anyways
MC can't bring themself to do anything crazy with Beel though because he's just such a good boy
They'd feel bad even if Beel says he's cool with it
And he really is cool with it, he's really chill as long as they communicate
(Which you should be doing anyways!)
Belphegor:
This man is the definition of brat energy.
It's just so much easier to not do something than to do whatever MC wants them to do
Belphie is a little torn about how he feels about MC being so dominant
On the one hand, he loves fucking with them and he likes that MC wants to do all the work more or less
But on the other hand, they get pushy and bossy and then they remind him of Lucifer
Definitely not sexy to think about your older brother, whether you like him or not
Diavolo:
Ya know those CEOs, etc that spend all day being in charge and so every once in a while they just wanna let go and be dominated? Yeah, that's definitely our crown prince
He's such an obedient little sub, he'll do anything the MC tells him to do, he's just so happy to not be in charge for once
MC is really good about being respectful to Diavolo in front of folks, but as soon as that bedroom door closes... 😏
Barbatos:
He loves MC being dominant as long as it's being used for keeping the brothers in line or helping Lord Diavolo relax...
But when MC is dominant towards him... ehh....
He's really more of a switch himself, and even then he's not into anything... hardcore.
While he doesn't hold the same status as Lord Diavolo, he still is a person who is very much in control and sometimes he needs to let go and relax
But he also likes being in control.
So if he can't ever dominate MC, he's more than happy to just be friends with them
Solomon:
Solomon is... an interesting case.
We all know this man radiates brat energy. Like all day long. To everyone.
And MC kinda loves it, but they also hate it.
At this point in his life, Solomon finds having power kinda... meh
I mean, when you were once a king and have been the most powerful sorcerer, at some point having power just isn't interesting
So he likes playing the part of the (bratty) sub
But its Solomon, and he likes to push the envelope...
He tried to do something domineering with MC ONCE, and it caused him to be defenestrated.
Solomon is decidedly not a brat for a long time after that.
Simeon:
He finds it amusing how the MC bosses the brothers around so easily
But when they want to do... things with him, he's a little unsure.
It's not new territory for him in terms of knowledge, but it is in terms of practice.
MC is fascinated by the idea of dominating an angel. In a way, it feels like they're corrupting him.
Well, Simeon's willing to try (almost) anything once.
MC is gentle with Simeon, even if their words aren't
Simeon actually likes it. And he'll never be into impact play but he enjoys being tied up.
Luke:
Luke is LIVING for MC bossing the brothers around.
It's only what they deserve (so he thinks)
But sometimes, MC will say something bossy and their voice sounds different, lower...
Then Simeon covers his ears.
He doesn't know why Simeon keeps doing that. He really wants to hear MC boss the brothers around...
Succubi:
They're astounded. They're in awe. They're horny af watching MC boss the brothers around.
They talk amongst each other about MC so much.
"Do you think they're really a dom or are they just bossy?"
"Do you think the brothers like it or is MC just like this all the time?"
"... do you think they'd... with me?"
They all think that. They all hope for that.
And they really really wanna ask but... well they're all subs, god demon king bless them.
A couple of them get the courage to ask but then they get nervous during the execution and MC is not exactly the sharpest tack...
So MC literally has no idea how many demons want to fuck them....
Until Valentine's Day that is.
Dom MC is not easily overwhelmed. But the sheer amount of presents they get... and how many of them are from succubi that want to be dominated by them...
MC is really flattered but also wildly embarrassed. They lock themself in their room for a few days while they think of the best way to easily let down a bunch of horny succubi.
It goes better than one would expect saying "no" to a bunch of demons would... but it is not without disappointment and more embarrassment.
MC locks themself away again after having to do all that.
MC will be okay, but they might need some mental aftercare from their favorite boy afterwards
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My {Obey Me!} MC
Hi ppl.. I know this is so random and it’s been a while since I posted.. Anyways, I’ve seen this post in my tumblr and I just decided, why not? 
Here’s the link of the og post {Link}
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I used Picrew in this art.. Then, it’s so pretty.. I decided to draw my own OC! And, just some clarifications, my OC is brownish skin(ig) and the art doesn’t let me change the skin color so- (btw I just wanna put illustration lmao-)
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Yep, it’s my art (y’all, i had references in that like watching in yt for the pose and Makima from ‘Chainsaw Man’ cuz she’s always in suit and fine asf-) I know it kinda sucks cuz the only thing that’s attractive is literally the face-- but moving on.. 
P.S. There’s difference on tracing and referencing.. I referenced Makima cuz i just need her pose.. pls don’t hate on meTvT I’m not a good artist.. so-
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Obey Me! MC / Written Template
Personal - Basics
[Name] : Tinanne
 [Race/Species]
Demon [] Angel [/] Human [] Other: []
 [Age] : 21
 [Birthday] : 30th of November
 [Height] : 165 cm / 5’5
 [Fingernail Polish Color(s)] : Transparent but none totally
 [Hair color/description] : She has black blunt bangs and wavy hair down to her waist. She has slightly tanned skin, gray(almost black) eye color.
The normal human exchange student who was hanging on for her dear life in Devildom. 
 Personal - In-depth
[Gender or no | Pronoun(s)] : Female | She/Her
[Occupation Before Devildom Life] : University Nursing Student (19)
[Favorite Color(s)] : Black and White
[Personality] : 
-When you first meet her, she’ll be too shy to even talk to you. Eventually, if you have known her for at least three days and she’s comfortable around you, she’ll start to open up and be more noisy around. 
 -She doesn’t like to be told to. She knows what she’s doing.
 -She has stalker tendencies if she looks up to that person (no worries, she doesn’t mean any harm, right Simeon?:))
 -Lazzzyyyy
 -She’s good at cooking but still lacks
 -Really, surviving for herself
 -Chaotic at times
 -Anime = Top priority!
 MBTI: INTP-T
 Zodiac: Sagittarius
 Personal - Other
[Likes] : Anime , Sci-fi and mystery books , manhwa’s , writing , dogs
 [Dislikes] : Research, Mondays
 [Positive Traits] :
 -Bubbly
 -Friendly
 -Open-minded
 -Loyal
 -Caring
 [Negative Traits]
 -She may not be too honest about her feelings or what she’s doing. She would rather keep her problems to herself and try to solve it alone. She also doesn’t like people interfering with her problems. But if it’s too much that it’s getting out of her grasp, she’ll turn to her closest friend and rant.
 -Childish
 -People pleasing
 -(sometimes) Pessimist 
 -Unforgiving
 Relationships
• Fears | Dislikes | Acquaintances | Friends | Close Friends | Crush | Loves | Indifferent | Tolerates | Respects | Suspicious
 [With Demons]
Lucifer - [Friend/Fears/Respects] 
Tinanne is straight up afraid of Lucifer. The very first time she met him, his authority got into her that she always tries her best to avoid him. During the TSL quiz where he protected her from Levi, her fear of him at least subsided. She respects Lucifer as the first born, as a demon, as a friend, and as a family. That time where he lash out at her for freeing Belphegor from the attic was the time her fear of him took to the highest that she refused to talk to him even in the time jump. Eventually, her walls around him started to go down. She ‘s still afraid of Lucifer but not like the first time she met him now.
 Mammon - [Close friend/Former crush] 
Being her first man, means that he’s the very first demon that she had interacted with, befriended, and she just woke up one day realizing that she likes him more than friends. But some events took turns and she lost her feelings for him. She’s grateful that Mammon is always there for her and cares for her. She always has his back whenever he’s in trouble, protecting him from his brothers when they’re insulting him too much. Basically, they got each other’s backs. She sees him as a best friend and as a brother figure.
 Leviathan - [Close friend]
She’s wary of Leviathan at first. Her proof that he’s dangerous was when he tried to kill her during the TSL quiz. Some time after they forge a pact (this was when Levi calls for MC and Mammon in his room to take some ‘blood oath’.. It was in the (hard) lessons, lesson 3 to 4 i think?) and that was when she slowly found herself with Leviathan and always up for his otaku events in which she also enjoys.
 Satan - [Friend]
She sees him as Lucifer’s child (no, she can’t unsee it). When she feels like being alone and wants peace, she’ll always knock at Satan’s door and ask if she could spend some peaceful time in his room. Satan and her used to not talk to each other but after the time they shared when Lucifer and him switched bodies, they became closer than ever.
 Asmodeus - [Loves]
She still asks WHY she likes this self-centered and narcissist demon. The very first time she met him, she didn't care about him. When he tries to befriend her, of course, she agrees. They became friends even before forging the pack at the retreat. She only saw him as a friend at first but the time they spent together, no, they’re always together; she just found herself falling for his charms. Even if there are times where she just sees him with another, her love for him is too much to stop. Even if he hasn’t fallen in love yet, she’ll continue to hide her feelings. Until he finds his own for her, they will stay in the friend zone.
 Beelzebub - [Close friend/Respects]
Beelzebub is one of the demons she fully opened up (besides Mammon and Levi). At first, they don’t have a stable relationship; just acquaintances. The incident with the tomb (that involves Luke) made them open up for each other. She doesn’t have any traumatic experiences and has a normal childhood so she doesn’t have much past to open up to Beel. However, she’ll always listen to his problems, always look after him. She respects him for being able to be this strong for holding up the family together and trying his best not to fight with his brothers. She respects him as the family man he is, how loyal he could be, and how he’s ready to sacrifice anything just for his family.
 Belphegor - [Tolerates]
She used to like Belphegor. In fact, she even thought of him as one of her best friends. But that time when he killed her, their friendship hit a bumpy road and looks like there’s no way to fix that. As said, Tinanne may be unforgiving. Even though he apologized many times, her perspective of Belphegor as the one who ended her life, she couldn’t even bear to have a long conversation with him. She’s always cautious about him. The only reason she’s still hanging out with him is because Beel. If you ask her herself, she doesn’t want to be entangled with Belphegor anymore. But there are voices at the back of her head screaming to forgive him and start new. For the meantime, she’ll just tolerate him until she finds the time where she could forgive him.
 Diavolo - [Friend/Respects/Fears]
She respects Diavolo but fears him at the same time. He’s like a book that when you read, there are pages that’s missing. And honestly, it frustrates her how she feels like she can’t trust him yet the latter is always welcoming her with a big hug. Diavolo is one of her friends that she doesn’t dare to have jokes on even if he says that it’s fine. Besides that she doesn’t want him to feel that she disrespects him, she just couldn't bear to be in the same room with Hell’s prince and his butler, much more joke around. Don’t ask. Just leave it at that.
 Barbatos - [Friend/Respects]
Barbatos and her have that neutral friendship. They always greet each other and sometimes have conversations. But Barbatos knows how uncomfortable she is around him and his master. He’s not offended by that but just a bit saddened. But he’s fine as she always says that they are friends and that she respects him for being able to keep up with Diavolo’s shenanigans and whenever he hears it, a smile also crepts on his face while saying it’s also amusing of her too keeping up with the brothers and their shenanigans.
 [With Angels]
Simeon - [Friend/Respects]
She must admit, there are times where she stalked Simeon. Why? Well, it was the very first time they met and she found him really beautiful and just that. Anyways, she’s still religious so whenever she feels like she has sinned too much (from lying and stuff-), she’s gonna turn to him and confess to him. Well, she asked an angel to forgive her sins- Okay, sometimes, she also turns to Simeon for advice. Whenever she’s having a hard time, (besides from Mammon and Levi), she’ll run to him and rant all her emotions, anger and problems. They’re almost like father-daughter.
 Luke - [Loves] 
Okay this isn’t meant to be romantic. She loves him like how an older sister loves her younger brother even if most times they fight. She always teases him but knows when to draw a line. She’ll always ask him if he’s doing fine and so does he. If one is sad or problematic, they’ll listen to each other's problems and give their advice and opinion.
 Michael - [Suspicious/Indifferent]
She doesn’t trust nor see him as a friend or acquaintance. She couldn’t care less about him anyways.
 [With Humans]
 Solomon - [Friend]
Solomon and her have a rather.. Weird relationship. Whenever they find the chance to bully each other, they take the opportunity. Still, they get along and by getting along, the angels and demons feel left out because almost all of their topics are about humans and being humans.
 Favorite Things About the Devildom
[Favorite Job(s)] : Royal Library , Akuzon Delivery Center
[Favorite Place(s) to Hang at] : Purgatory Hall, Her’s, Levi’s and Satan’s room, Royal Library, Hell’s Kitchen
 [Favorite Food(s)] : Cookies, fried chicken, burgers, Barbatos’ signature cake, Luke’s sweets
[Favorite Class Subject(s)] : Devildom Law, Devildom History, Three Realms, Culinary classes, Psychology, Newspaper club, including yearbook writing
[Favorite Devildom Version of Something from the Human World - Be Creative!]
Phones and wifi.. I mean, there’s literally phone and wifi in Hell plus Levi’s PC set, games and controllers and all!:)
Least Favorite Things About the Devildom
[Least Favorite Job(s)] : Ristorante Six, The Fall, Hocus Pocus, The Mausoleum, Hell’s Kitchen 
 [Least Favorite Places to Go] : The attic, Lucifer’s room, RAD
 [Least Favorite Foods] : None in particularly
 [Disliked Class Subject(s)]
Seductive speechcraft, Math, Theatre, Arts
 [Stuff that Can be Considered a Negative About the Devildom]
How dangerous and untrustworthy the realm is despite the fact that the higher demons, angels and humans are protecting her. There’s always uneasiness, caution and danger around. Not to be eaten and survive.
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the demon bros+ undateables showing their love
thought about this for 5 min then had to write it out so enjoy
lucifer
first off you notice he treats you differently
and by differently i mean like you’re his favorite child  sibling
you get away with anything??? and he’s softer with you than with the others (which is canon)
then you see that?? he keeps buying you stuff you said you wanted when he was present
and you’re ofc impressed
but you’re more impressed by how open he’s around you
he’ll leave most of his walls down around  you
which means you’ll get to experience unfiltered lucifer
he’ll laugh around you more, make dumb dad jokes, nap with his head in your lap, complain drunkenly about his work and bros, give you sloppy cheeks and forehead kisses
you find it rly cute though
if you’re in the human world he’ll 100% take this chance to send you beautifully written letters asking you how you are and leaving some verses that reminded him of you on the back like a 19th century vampire
“dear mc, how is your life? mine is filled with woe and unease since i do not  have the light of my life around anymore...anyway here’s a poem about being horny and alone by a 18th century romantic author hope to see you soon, xoxo lucifer”
you try to respond in the same way and send him memes on the back instead of  poetry (or real poetry depends on your mood)
mammon
protective of you 100% will throw hands with anyone that even glances weirdly your way
but also wants to show you off? like look at this human!!! this is MY human!!!
gives you random thoughtful gifts that reminded him of you
wants to be around you 24/7 so he invites you to all the events that he thinks you’ll like
you wanna party? perfect. you wanna go on a weird ghost stories tour around the city? cool. you wanna waltz in one of those old people parties? he’s already reserved two tickets. you just wanna lay around and nap? he’s already on your lap.
it doesn’t matter if you’re in a romantic relationship or not this man WILL serenade you outside your window
rapunzel style with an acoustic guitar or with a boombox like a rebel 80s kid
anyway here’s toxic by britney spears babe this is for YOU
levi
considers you his bff ofc
but also at first he’s still really awkward around you and doesn’t really know what to do for you and feels bad thinking only you do things for him
until you reassure him you enjoy just being around him so it’s fine
he blushes and starts inviting you more to his room to game/ watch stuff
at some point he starts buying two tickets to all concerts he goes to and invites you along
but also? he asks you what you’re into and starts marathoning your favorite animes/ movies/ series so he can talk with you abt them
you feel really moved that he’d do that for you???  like??? bruh...
your relationship is basically friends respecting each other and wanting to know each other the best through their passions even if it means getting into some weird shit
it’s rly wholesome tho
if you’re romantically involved he’ll totally do roleplay as your favourite character and you do the same for him and it’s really cute
also imagine: artistic collabs. you make fanart together??? you can program games together???? you do cosplay together??? the possibilities...
satan
he’ll hate to be compared to his dad brother but he does show how much he trusts you by showing his unguarded side too
when he first talked about lucifer without the filter of his nice guy persona you were pretty shocked
like he was really going at it
but then you realize? he’s just like that when he’s comfortable
and it’s not all mean spirited, he just has,,, a strong personality and a lot of opinions about stuff (which you sometimes share with him)
but you also found out it’s really fun to gossip with satan
since he knows all the juicy gossip from his multitude of ties (he’s sharing the title of gossip queen with asmo that’s why they get along so well tbh)
also if you even find a teacher you hate he’ll tell you all their embarrassing moments to make you feel better
he also recommends you books and poems and sends you quotes that made him think about you
so you sure as heck don’t need to buy books while you’re in the devildom bc he’ll buy you an entire library 
asmo
compliments you without comparing you to himself which is the highest compliment he can give
like mammon he’s more into the showing everyone his favorite human around while also protecting them
he’ll take you to his parties and gatherings as a guest of honor, he’ll make you meet all kinds of people and open up opportunities for you
he’ll be the one that pampers you
you’d think lucifer is the sugar daddy of the family but nope it’s asmo
he’ll buy you cute clothes, shoes, beauty products everything that he saw and imagined would look bomb on you
if you’re not into clothes he’ll buy you art supplies, books, anything you want but he’ll still probably  buy you at least some clothes he thinks are cute
if you’re romantically involved,,,, he’ll buy other toys for you as well which you can try together wink wink
beel
cooks for you
no questions asked when it’s his turn to cook he’ll think about what YOU would like to eat first before making something
which is??? really touching coming from beel
and also means sometimes he’ll make the same dish three weeks in a row and annoy the others while you just get excited bc ??? you get to eat your favourite dish??? again and again???? 
thank you beel you truly know how to touch someone’s insides
also opens up to you and talks to you about his fears and thoughts
expect to get 4 am msgs from beel if he had a nightmare
which would end up in you coming to cuddle him (and belphie also joins sometimes)
which tbh is that even a thing you can complain about?
belphie
is more baby less murder when you’re around
naps on your lap, naps on your shoulder, naps with you anywhere
but also let’s you nap on HIM
besides being soft around you he actually opens up to you too
and talks to you about his traumas and issues
which he has in common with his twin what can you do
so you have weekly cuddle parties with him and beel where you talk about shit and actually make them resolve their issues instead of just,,, ignoring them
also if you’re into each other you probably tease each other and flirt really shamelessly in public while the others cringe and or blush at your language
are you a cowboy? because i want you to ride me all night 
simeon
writes you fancy letters with poetry like lucifer, but his ink is scented and  his envelopes contain pressed flowers more often than not
if you’re together you even do letter sexting if you’re into it
creates characters based on you in his stories (which you don’t believe even if levi points out you that the two of you are kinda similar)
asks you to spend more and more time with him and luke
invites you to picnics, reads to you while your head is in his lap, cooks you snacks
if you’re a theatre kid too,,, you do musical love confessions too,,, sometimes by just reciting the lyrics of really popular musical theatre songs in a death panned voice
cough a heart full of love from les mis but read like poetry through the fence of the house of lamentation cough
asks you cryptic shit hannibal style like “tell me mc what does it mean to want to be consumed whole by another? is it a desire to become something bigger than yourself or is it related to our need to become one with our loved one like some cultures pointed out before?”
you’re either really into his cryptid talk or just roll your eyes and smooch him
diavolo
invites you around to his castle all the time
sometimes he even pulls some weird shenanigans just to make you spend more time with him
expect tea parties with him luci and barbatos in no particular combination
gives you compliments 24/7  even in public
remember how he treats lucifer? he’s that for you too but he’s learned from the lucifer experience to focus on complimenting you as a person more than how you look
if you’re into pda he’ll touch you all the time
if you ever wanted a gomez - morticia romance, here’s your goth big titty himbo that’s way too full of love
if you’re lovers expect to be pampered, i feel like? he doesn’t buy a lot of gifts and such because he’s probably tired of material things but he will make time in his busy schedule for you and spend a lot of time with you
which means more to him than gifts
(we will buy you anything you ask though)
barbatos
actually talks with you about stuff outside rad, the demon bros and diavolo
also invites you to alone time tea or wine time
where you drink and gossip
if satan and asmo are the crowned queens of gossip barbatos is the king of gossip but he doesn’t share his knowledge to most people so nobody knows what he knows
but he knows,,,, a lot
and not only that he knows a lot about people nowadays,,, but imagine the things he knows about like historical figures and such,,, 
so prepare for story time with barbatos where he  talks about how oscar wilde was almost summoned by drunk inccubi during a party once, or how  diavolo cried when he was a kid because he sent a letter to caravaggio asking him to paint his portrait and he said no
also if you get drunk together expect really energetic talkative barbatos destroying DESTROYING everyone (except diavolo ofc)
“lucifer please i once saw you crying because you thought diavolo was ignoring you when you actually forgot to press the send button to your messages ”
if you’re romantically involved diavolo will always be first in his hear but that just means you’ll have to invite diavolo along on your dates which  just means you’ve got a new lover and a new bff
solomon 
he invites you on all kinds of wacky adventures
you  visit witches, go to weird magical forest parties or orgies if you want, you go travelling the mountains for rare herbs
it’s like you’re faust and he’s mephisto  haha the irony and he’s showing you another side of the world you never knew 
ofc the others know about all this but??? they thought it’s normal and didn’t even consider you know nothing about it
but solomon knows what it was like to be just a human
and since he likes you he empathizes with your situation
he also make you meet all kinds of people
since he has 72 contracts and hundreds of years of doing wack stuff he must know some interesting people
and now his friends are your friends 
i feel like romantic solomon would be just him?? but less shady with you especially since now you understand him better 
but also he’ll probably bring you weird shit from his alone expeditions
did you ever want the tears of a mermaid? a carnivorous plant that feeds on emotions? a crying portrait? no? well too bad because now you have a room full of weird items
...that you love and treasure thank you very much
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diavolosthots · 3 years
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Hey hun how are you? Could i maybe get the lucifer, barbatos mybe mammon and diavolo too reacting to mc, mammon and diavolo being in a group on theyre D.D.Ds called diavolos booty calls? Lmao thank you
I don't know how to feel about this
LUCIFER, MAMMON, DIAVOLO, and BARBATOS reacting to MC, Dia and Mam having a groupchat called “Diavolo’s bootycalls” 
Lucifer:
Now, he usually doesn’t care about checking his brothers’ phones because they’re adults and honestly, if they want to do dumb things, that’s on them, but he just happened to walk by you and Mammon, giggling and texting on each other’s phones. “You know you could just have a normal conversation since you’re sitting right by each other?” but Mammon only scoffed at him, “we ain’t just talkin’ to each other.” So he glances over Mammon’s shoulder and sees the chat name, immediately getting defensive of the Demon Lord and honestly kind of confused, “What’s this?” He snatches Mammon’s phone and reads through the most recent texts; nothing too wild, but the chat name still freaks him out, “you’re no one’s ‘booty call’ Mammon, and you MC… I thought you were better than that.” Anger at Mammon, disappointment at you. 
Mammon:
Honestly, he can’t even remember how this started to be completely honest. It was probably Diavolo and him at first because he may or may not have stolen something from the castle and begged Diavolo not to tell Lucifer, and then you saw he was always on his phone with the guy because he made a deal and you thought he was just sucking this man’s dick. “So you’re Diavolo’s booty call? I want in!” Totally not what happened but whatever, he added you to the group and you immediately changed the name. “Oi! We ain’t his booty call!!” but Diavolo just found it funny and insisted on it staying and how you guys can’t stop talking to each other. 
Diavolo:
As Mammon said, it was because the dude stole something from him and at first he messaged him for a proper punishment but he couldn’t help but do something dirty with Mammon’s “C’mon Lord Diavolo, I’m on my knees beggin’ here!”. A quick response of, “Oh I know you are; just how I like you ;)” had the poor demon all flustered and then you joined which seemed to just be a bonus to the Demon Lord! The group chat being called “Diavolo’s booty calls” just makes him laugh, but honestly he always offers to get you guys in a threesome with him; Mammon is the one who declines because “Oi! Ya may be the Demon Lord but I’ll fight you for MC!’ Cute. 
Barbatos:
He absolutely hates it so much. Not because of the group chat or it’s nature, but because it keeps Diavolo from doing his tasks and as the future King, he needs to take some responsibility. Barbatos has scolded the young master so many times and actually put a lock on his phone so he can’t sneak on it until he finishes his tasks. “It’s for the best, My Lord. Once you finish your tasks, you’re free to have it back.” Diavolo tried puppy eyes on him but he knows the guy for a few millennia now and they don’t work on Barbatos anymore. “But Daaaaaadd!” Even the mocking doesn’t get to him and he instead puts a pen in Diavolo’s hands and leaves with the phone, mumbling to himself, “Someone has to be a dad to you, My Lord, or you would’ve sunk a long time ago….” Daddy Barbie is not okay; frustrated DadTM
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Hi! I saw your requests open and I wanted to ask you for headcanons of the brothers with an F!MC who is a huge fan of a male singer and like she devotes to him as much as Levi to TSL.
If you can do this,thank you. Have a good day♥
DEMON BROTHERS’ REACTIONS TO YOUR OBSESSION WITH A HUMAN MALE SINGER
Thank you so much for your request! I actually really, really like this idea!
Lucifer
the most likely to not really care on the surface
mature enough to understand that you like what you like 
also knows that this is fairly normal for human women 
don’t underestimate the jealous notes though 
his pride will step in the way and he’ll grandstand 
your singer does charity? yeah, well, lucifer looks after each of his underlings individually 
this guy really into singing ballads? lucifer knows so many more sad songs 
dyes his hair every comeback? so what, black hair is classic 
at the end of the day, a soft kiss to his forehead and reassurance will take down his blood pressure anxieties 
“I don’t mean to be jealous, MC, but you do get carried away for this man” 
but, as he does with Levi, he leaves you to enjoy your hobby
Mammon 
"No way, MC, I’m also totally a fan of this guy, too!”
2 people but 0 braincells 
he’s a liar though
literally has never even seen this guy before
But Mammon is jealous and you are his 
Therefore, it is only true if Mammon accompanies you to all his concerts, meet n greets, and merch stock ups 
Its when Mammon refuses to let you get a shirt with the singer’s face on it do you finally understand
rightfully so, you’re mad 
Until Mammon comes around with a sincere apology 
to make it up to you, he  secretly spends at least a month getting to know the singer in person in the human realm in a genuine way
and sets up a personal concert just for you 
continues to be a really good boyfriend to you and a fun friend to singer
Leviathan
completely understands 
The only thing is
Levi’s envy is the worst of them all 
But this dude is a singer, is handsome, is confident
Levi might end being very bitter and self-sabotaging bc of this 
“No, i understand, MC, h-he’s very good looking” 
“You’re staying here with me tonight, MC!” he demands a bit 
“You can’t go to him! He’s such a normie!” 
holds your hand and cries cause he’s terribly insecure
but doesn’t want to stop you bc he knows what its like 
you have to force him to open up 
and the conversation goes a lot better than either of you anticipate with apologies, tears, and kisses all over the face
afterwards, Levi is probably the most likely to purchase you tickets
Satan
cant and doesnt want to understand 
“He’s just a human, MC, I’ve heard angels sing before” Satan says as he rolls his eyes
“That’s so much money for a concert, MC, you’re as bad as Mammon and Levi!” 
it takes some coaxing, but you get Satan to listen to the best album this guy has 
and Satan will overanalyze the crap outta this album 
but the result is a bit eye-opening 
on a sad song, Satan admits that he’s jealous and that at first he didn’t know what to do with this anger 
He’ll realize he’s being an ass 
Most likely to listen to you all day and night being genuinely enthused 
bc after all, this human singer just has your ear but Satan knows he has your heart
Asmodeus 
the pettiest of the bunch 
if you’re into sex, this man will attempt to make love while you play his music 
just to make you forget about the singer
if you’re not, he’ll talk over the music 
maybe even pull out your earbuds so he can tell you about the latest devilgram story he saw 
after some intervention talk, Asmodeus will admit that this man is handsome and talented
“But not as gorgeous as me” he trails off, looking directly in your eyes
“Or you, for that matter,” he says as he presses his lips on yours 
Genuine apologies and sore loser syndrome but Asmodeus backs off 
Because nothing makes him happier than seeing you enjoy everything life has to offer
to him, that’s the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen 
Beelzebub
doesn’t really care at first when you start playing his music all the time 
might even hum the songs you play most frequently when he’s working out
things start to get a bit icy when you miss out on his fangol game for a concert
Beel’s stomach aches like crazy and for the several hours you’re gone, nothing in the kitchen satisfies him 
its a deep rolling fire in the pit of his belly 
but Beel doesn’t like it at all 
when you get home, he’ll tackle you and all your collected merch 
“Next time, take me with you, MC” he pleads 
He’ll lay you down in his bed and tell you how lonely it was at his game because he couldn’t see you in the stands 
he just hates how it makes him feel icky and jealous
of all the brothers, Beel handles your obsession the best 
emotionally intelligent Beel time
Belphegor
of all the brothers, he genuinely cares the least
why should he be concerned when humans are temporary and Belphie is a demon? 
its when you start bringing the body pillows, the pajama shirts, and listen to his music at night does a sort of sadistic streak burst through 
Belphie will actually encourage you to play it more and louder
bc well he thinks you’ll grow tired of the other human really fast 
he’s surprised when it doesn’t work 
also realizes this was a pretty shitty thing of him to want 
because its something you like 
so he’ll pull you in for a nap but respectfully request that you don’t play his music 
nuzzles into your neck and whispers
“I’m not entirely comfortable with how consumed you are with him but it makes you happy, right?” 
a really good conversation about boundaries and feelings 
a very, very, very long nap after 
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boomer lucifer and a tech savvy mc?
Thanks for the request!❤ I love this! @galoshes
REQUEST: BOOMER LUCIFER AND A TECH SAVVY MC-Headcanons
So Lucifer doesn't know much about all that technology stuff, just the basics
He and the wifi router do not have a good relationship especially when he is drunk
He could ask Levithan for help but he doesn't like to admit to his brothers that he is not perfect
And that's how he feels: imperfect
MC had to show him how to make a devilgram account
When he gets a new phone: utterless chaos for the next two weeks
"Where are the apps? What do I have to do? Why are the numbers that small?"
MC is very patient with him
Mammon and Leviathan always get new stuff that replaces the good old stuff
"Why do they change everything? It's just confusing! What about traditons?!"
When Diavolo suggested digital classes Lucifer was near the edge of depression
He didn't say a thing but he got drunk that day
He didn't knew how to start this new computer
Normally he writes everything down by hand.
"Why is the screen black? I clicked on every damn button!"
MC: "You have to press the Enter key."
L: "I did! It's not working!" *clicks furiously with the computer mouse*
MC: *after a little while* Lucifer that's the printer.
MC is the only one he asks for help
Lucifer totally loses it when someone changes the wifi password
But when he's drunk he tends to overdo it with online shopping/ teleshopping
Get's embarrassed when all the packages arrive the next day and hides it from his brothers and MC
Hates new updates. Doesn't matter if it's for his phone or the computer he just hates it
Asks MC the same questions like 10 times a week
L: "What does that word mean?"
MC: "You mean the firewall?"
L: "Yes what does it mean."
MC: "Well...guess. What do you think?"
L: "It's...not a curse right? This does not set walls on fire?"
MC: "---no it doesn't!-" *nearly dies of laugther*
Lucifer was confused by the word "computer virus"
Quote: "I like your funny words, magic man."
Once he was mad because his brothers f*cked up and he destroyed the WiFi router. He really thought he deleted the internet.
Keeps MC a lot in his office just in case that he will need some help
offers small gifts to MC because he's thankful for their help
Simeon is the only other one that understands Lucifers problems. But he remains quiet about it to not make the oldest brother uncomfortable.
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The undatables as uncles need more love, so... What if L!MC and the rest of the children just go to the castle or purgatory Hall for a few days because the Bros got tired or just need a day of rest. Idk this makes no sense
Yes, more uncle shennaniganery!
A Day at the Demon Lord’s Castle
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It was Demon-Flu season, and no demon in the House of Lamentation was spared from its sniffly wrath. It started with Belphegor waking up and sneezing right next to Beel, and it was all downhill from there.
Notice how I said “demon”, the dear little Half-Demons were all fine thanks to the efforts of M!MC who for some reason had bought a bunch of plague doctor masks the week prior.
“Why... why did you buy these?” L!MC asked, their voice muffled by the badly fitting mask.
“I saw em’ in a store window and I decided I wanted them.”
Three out of four of the Brat Brigade (plus the cat) were on their way to the Demon Lord’s castle to stay until the house’s little epidemic passed. Lord Diavolo had oh so graciously asked (begged) to be allowed to host the kids for a while.
What could go wrong?
Many things could go wrong.
For one, the first thing A!MC saw when they first arrived, was a rat. Not one of the gross scary ones, but one of the absolutely adorable ones that turns you into the ‘gently holds’ meme.
“I’m going to call you Templeton!” “*squeak*” “Yay!”
Barbatos of course came to greet the guests, and explained that they have a little... issue with rats at that moment. Butler-dad assured them it wouldn’t be a problem, just if the children saw any of the vermin running around to tell him and he’d dispose of them.
Templeton the rat was promptly hidden in one of A!MC’s pockets.
The Purgatory Hall crew was there as well, apparently Solomon decided to make brunch and Purgatory Hall’s kitchen exploded.
Lord Diavolo finally makes his entrance and declares that everyone should unpack and relax, his gorgeous/terrifying castle was their gorgeous/terrifying castle.
“So,” L!MC rested their head on their hand and rotated the knight in their free hand as they stared half vacantly at the chess board. “Did you take care of the snake in the labyrinth, Dia?”
Diavolo lit up when he heard his seldom used nickname. “Well, Henry 1.0 isn’t exactly bothering anyone down there at the moment, and I don’t think Levi is equipped to deal with a fifty foot long untamed snake.”
L!MC smirked and placed their knight down. “Yeah, at least not right now.”
The moment L!MC removed their hand from the knight, Diavolo moved his bishop and took their queen. Shit.
“Aw man...” L!MC mumbled, after a cursory look at the board, the poor thing realized that they had been screwed for the last five turns and Diavolo was just prolonging the match.
“Don’t feel too bad, L!MC.” Diavolo gave them a pat on the head. “Lucifer can’t beat me in chess either.”
“Hmph.” They wouldn’t admit it but... that did make them feel a little better.
“That reminds me, I have a favour to ask of you.” L!MC almost outwardly drooped at the mention of... ugh... a task. “Do you mind reviewing some dad-jokes with me to make sure they are suitably dad-like?”
“...what?” Quickly remembering they were in the presence of honest to God (poor choice of words... uh... Grandfather?) royalty, L!MC straightened their posture and tried their best to look respectfully curious instead of completely and utterly confused. “Pardon?”
“M!MC and several others have said I have ‘dad vibes’, so I’m leaning into it!” Diavolo smiled so brightly if L!MC hadn’t been the child of the Morning Star they may have been blinded. “My father wasn’t one for jokes, so I’d like to run these by you before I say them to others.”
Suppressing a snort of laughter, L!MC nodded. “Go for it, I’m all ears.”
Diavolo pulled out quite the long list and began to read out loud... L!MC quickly realized that this may take longer than expected. “Okay, to begin: I’m afraid for the calendar, it’s days are numbered.”
“Oh not-that-good-Lord...” L!MC muttered under their breath.
The dad jokes continued, some were funny, some were absolutely awful, some sounded like they were made for children in the Victorian era... overall, it was a good- holy shit that took over two hours...
“Finally,” Diavolo squinted at the last joke. “I went to the liquor store and they asked for my ID, while I fumbled for my wallet, my Blockbuster card fell out, the cashier said ‘nevermind’.”
L!MC furrowed their brows. “What’s a Blockbuster?”
“That was what I was hoping you’d explain to me... is it a dad requirement to get a card for that establishment..?”
“Mmmm...” L!MC pursed their lips. “Probably not. I mean, Lucifer doesn’t have one.”
“That’s true...” Diavolo looked at the clock, then stood up and began to shoo L!MC out the door. “Look at me, taking up all your time that you should be spending with your friends. Thank you for your help, L!MC, now don’t let me keep you any longer!”
Giggling slightly, L!MC shot a wave over their shoulder as they left the room. “Bye dad! See you later!”
They were half way down the hallway when they realized their verbal slip-up.
“Oh.” L!MC’s face burned with embarrassment. “Shit.”
Dad-volo was totally delighted and very cool about it, don’t worry.
M!MC and Bean the cat were hanging out with the angels in the very pretty royal gardens when that mess was going down.
Luke was being absolutely adorable and was snuggling Bean while he and Simeon looked at the pretty plants.
In traditional M!MC fashion, they were engaging in an average game of ‘lightly tease the chihuahua’.
“It’s just... you’re so small.” M!MC took the opportunity to rest their arm on Luke’s head as he stopped to observe a colour changing flower bush. “How many years have you been this height? 100? 200?”
M!MC had taken the news that Luke was older than them in stride, finding new opportunities to make the little angel do his adorable angy face. They were obviously succeeding in their jerkwad-endeavours as Luke pushed their arm off and fixed his now smushed hat.
“You be quiet! I’m perfectly average height for an angel my age.” Luke huffed, petting the cat, who hissed at M!MC. The stupid cat absolutely hated them for some reason, it brought L!MC never ending joy to bring the cat into their shared room and watch it hiss and swipe at them. L!MC should really show some more respect for their older cousin!
“Are angels normally the size of a fifth grader?” M!MC snickered. “Is Simeon considered a freak for his height?”
“No, M!MC, I am not.” Simeon chuckled. “Rest assured, Luke will grow.”
“Yeah! And I’m sure I’ll be taller than you!” Luke added.
M!MC smirked deviously and pinched Luke’s cheek. “Well, I’ll have to take advantage of your smallness and baby face while I still can!”
“Hey! Stop that!” Luke tried to swat their hands away, but M!MC had inherited their father’s reflexes and his penchant for being a little shit every once and a while, so Luke’s swatting only resulted in more pinches.
“Never!” M!MC teased. “Surrender to your smallness!”
“No!”
Luke took off deeper into the garden, surprisingly quickly considering he was holding a cat that was hellbent on clawing M!MC’s eyes out. M!MC laughed and gave chase.
“Luuuuuuuke! Come back! I promise I’ll be nice!” M!MC lied right through their teeth like the little heathen they were, as they ran down the path they noticed that they couldn’t see Luke up ahead anymore, nor could they hear him yelling for Simeon to make them quit their teasing.
“Heheh...” M!MC wheezed as they stopped to catch their breath. “Luke c’mon, don’t be a baby. It’s real immature to hide like that!”
There was no response, which made M!MC just a little nervous, just a smidge. The plants had changed from pretty flowers and gorgeous trees to a much darker clump of vines and twisting branches. It all seemed to be the same plant, M!MC noted as they scanned the area for any sign of Luke and the cat, or Simeon for that matter.
“Luke? Bean? Come on! Haul your asses over here, this isn’t funny any-” M!MC paused and looked down as something coiled around their left leg. “-more?”
The vine tightened and yanked them backwards, M!MC fell right to the ground and clawed at the path to stop them getting pulled into the brush. Another vine wrapped around their right leg, any resistance that digging their nails into the ground was nullified as both vines yanked M!MC into the bushes.
Well, this was a nightmare of epic proportions. The vines continued to wrap around the helpless half demon until they were completely unable to move. As M!MC looked around frantically, they made eye contact with an all too familiar pair of blue eyes. Ah! There was Luke!
“Mmmph!” Only Luke’s eyes were visible, but the eyes are the gateway to the soul or whatever, and M!MC took an educated guess and decided that Luke’s soul wasn’t too happy with them.
“Mmth! Mmth!” M!MC tried to speak, but their mouth was covered by the vines. The two would have to communicate with their eyes only.
‘This is your fault!’
‘How the fuck is this MY fault?’
‘If you hadn’t teased me this never would have happened!’
‘Grow thicker skin, you chihuahua!’
‘Fuck you!’
Listen, Luke probably wasn’t capable of trying to communicate a swear word, but it was incredibly funny for M!MC to think about.
“M!MC? Luke?” Simeon stepped into their limited field of vision. “Where are you two? This plant is carnivorous.”
Oh... lovely. That was good to know.
“Mmemph!”
“MFTH!” Luke and M!MC tried to call out to Simeon, only for the vines to wrap around them even tighter. Wow, what a way to go... strangled by a plant... ugh. L!MC would never let them live that down...
“Hm,” Simeon looked down at the vine that was coiling around his leg. “What a bother.”
Quick as lightning, Simeon grabbed the vine and sent a burst of shining gold magic shooting through it. The magic quickly spread to the rest of the plant and the moment the magic slammed into M!MC they nearly passed out from the searing pain that shot through their entire body.
They clamped their eyes shut and clenched their teeth to stop them from rattling as they felt the massive wave of Celestial magic wash over them. It was weirdly warm, like a hug from a friend, but it wasn’t a pleasant sensation, at least not to M!MC.
The plant let out an otherworldly scream as it threw Luke, Bean, and M!MC back onto the path at Simeon’s feet.
Luke picked Bean back up and dusted off his clothes like he didn’t have a care in the world. M!MC lay on the ground, if you listened closely you could hear them sizzle a bit. Nothing like being nearly strangled by a plant and then roasted by holy ‘fuck you’ magic.
“I’m glad you’re both okay,” Simeon pulled Luke into a hug and helped M!MC off the ground. “Did I ah... use to much magic?”
M!MC half-scowled at their saviour and wiped down their outfit. “Yeah. A little too much.”
“My bad,” Simeon ruffled M!MC’s hair. “I hope this serves as a learning experience for you two, Luke, don’t run off like that, and M!MC,”
The half demon nearly jumped in fear and surprise as Simeon swivelled to look at them. The smile on his face was far from comforting. “Don’t tease poor Luke too much, okay?”
“Uh... uh huh.” M!MC quickly nodded.
“Good! Now let’s head back, I think we’ve all had enough of the Royal Gardens.”
As the group returned, they passed a very red in the face L!MC and wondered what exactly went down in the time they were gone.
It’s common knowledge that Barbatos hates rats, it’s also common knowledge that A!MC is the embodiment of a ray of sunshine.
What does this lead to, you may be asking, well...
A!MC and their dear rat Templeton needed to hide from the politely homicidal Barbatos.
“Sh!” A!MC whispered into their pocket, the rat responded with an indignant squeak.
The Demon Lord’s Castle was absolutely massive, and trying to navigate it without a map was akin to wandering around an ancient pyramid filled with death traps. A!MC and their dear companion were wandering the place without a map and trying to hide from a butler that had the power to see into the future. The two fugitives were at a clear disadvantage.
A!MC had managed to stumble into an area that had paintings and statues completely everywhere, it was then they realized they were completely lost.
While quietly perusing the room, A!MC took notice of quite the lovely portrait of a woman. She had long flowing locks of golden hair and the most gorgeous captivating eyes... A!MC nearly shrieked when the woman’s eyes snapped to their’s and her face contorted into a scowl.
“Do I know you?” The woman asked, A!MC gulped and shook their head.
“N-no ma’am, I don’t think we’ve met...” A!MC mumbled before sticking out their hand for a handshake. The painting woman stared down at their outstretched hand, very unimpressed. “I’m A!MC, it’s nice to meet you.”
The half demon offered their cutest smile, their dad had lovingly taken the time to coach them in the art of being so darn tootin’ adorable that everyone would fall over themselves to get A!MC to like them. The moment the woman registered the smile, her scowl returned for a brief moment, then vanished entirely.
“Oh,” The woman smiled sweetly. “I do think I know you, do you mind coming a bit closer so I can see you better?”
Suffering from a complete inability to detect red flags, A!MC happily moved closer.
“Ah, just as I suspected. You look like Asmodeus.”
“You know my dad?” A!MC asked.
“Yes,” The woman’s eyes narrowed. “I know him quite well.”
A!MC was suddenly knocked off balance as a massive gust of wind shoved them closer to the painting. They frantically clawed at the stone ground as Templeton squeaked and squirmed in their pocket.
“Your father is the reason I’m stuck in this painting,” The woman explained coldly as A!MC tried to scramble away. “He escaped the labyrinth twice, but I don’t plan on letting you escape.”
“I-uh- m-muh-my dad’s probably really sorry about whatever he did! There’s no need to be rash!” A!MC stuttered.
“Yeah, no.” The woman huffed. “He had his chance to fix things. I’m getting even.”
“Not right now you’re not.”
A!MC swivelled their head around to see Barbatos calmly holding out a pair of scissors.
“Now Helene, I’d recommend releasing the child before I’m forced to take drastic measures.” Barbatos clicked the scissors together twice, and Helene paled. The wind pushing A!MC towards the painting dissipated and the half demon ran and hid behind the butler.
“Th-thank you...” A!MC mumbled.
“It’s not a problem, A!MC. Now I believe it would be a wise choice to move to another room.”
The two, (plus the hidden rat) ended up in the kitchen. A!MC shifted nervously as Barbatos began prepping lunch.
“Is there something you need to tell me?” Barbatos asked suddenly, A!MC straightened their posture and nodded.
“I um... promise you won’t be mad...” A!MC mumbled.
“I can assure you, I won’t be too upset.”
“I made a friend.” A!MC took Templeton out of their pocket and held him closely to their chest, Barbatos’s calm smile froze on his face. “He’s really sweet, please don’t kill him!”
“...A!MC.” Barbatos began slowly. “I’m not mad... just make sure it doesn’t escape and run rampant... now... please get it out of my kitchen.”
“Yes sir! Thank you sir!” A!MC turned and sprinted to their room.
Ugh... Barbatos, haven’t you ever watched Ratatouille? The rat can cook dammit!
When Luke went in to bake with his second dad he was very confused as to why Barbatos looked like he was having war flashbacks.
Huh... weird right? Anyway...
Good ol’ weird uncle Solomon suggested that after dinner everyone should get together and watch a movie.
L!MC and Solomon suggested that they watch The Conjuring and that idea got immediately shot down.
M!MC brought up that the most “family get-together” movie they could think of was Star Wars.
So they watched A New Hope.
“We could be watching the Conjuring right now.” L!MC murmured as they watched Luke Skywalker fumble his way to Obi Wan Kenobi.
“Yeah.” Solomon whispered back. “You know, I met Ed and Lorraine Warren.”
“Cool,” L!MC smiled. “My ren took me to their house once, when I went in to see all the haunted objects all the demons inside wanted to hang out with me.”
“Huh,” Solomon snickered. “Did they think you were Lucifer?”
“Yep. It was funny, Annabelle’s a pretty big asshole though.”
“I’d be an asshole too if I were stuck in a raggedy Anne doll since the 60s and not allowed to leave.”
“Both of you sh!” M!MC hissed, they threw some popcorn over their shoulder, which L!MC threw right back.
A while into the movie, M!MC elbowed Solomon and pointed at one of the aliens. “That’s you.”
“I’m so hurt…” Solomon pouted.
“And that’s you.” L!MC pointed at a stormtrooper that had just gotten shot with a blaster. M!MC scoffed and rolled their eyes.
“I’m not some dumb stormtrooper.”
“Yeah, you’re a little short for a stormtrooper.”
“HEY!”
“SHHHHHHH!” A!MC and Luke turned and started throwing their own popcorn…
The mess that they all had to vacuum after the movie was much more terrifying than The Conjuring ever could have been.
So, after a few days, Lucifer called to say that everyone was back to normal and the last remnants of the Demon-Flu were gone.
Yay! The kids could go back to their really overcrowded house!
The goodbyes were something to behold.
“Goodbye everyone! Come back sometime soon!” Diavolo waved from the doorway.
“Bye, Lord Diavolo!” L!MC smiled brightly and returned the wave. M!MC snickered and nudged them.
“That’s a pretty cold way to say goodbye to your dad-”
“Shut up…” L!MC growled.
“L!MC, what are they talking about?” Lucifer asked.
“Nothing!”
M!MC looked like they were weighing the pros and cons of surviving the conversation, then shrugged.
“M!MC, no, you have so much to live for!” A!MC pleaded.
“L!MC called Lord Diavolo dad!”
Mammon erupted into hysterical laughter while Asmo giggled and half heartedly patted L!MC on the head. Lucifer was not impressed.
“You know,” L!MC sighed. “I’m moving out. Lord Diavolo can I come live here?”
“L!MC, come back.” Lucifer trailed after his very embarrassed spawn.
A!MC pulled on their dad’s sleeve and cleared their throat.
“Yes sweetie?”
“D-dad, do you have a vehement hatred and or fear of rats?”
“Um-”
“Meet Templeton, he’s adorable and my friend.”
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Author’s note, The next part of the main series is coming next week… or this week… idk how long things take.
(Probably this week)
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astaroth1357 · 4 years
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Demon Brothers Getting Possessive at the Club
… I can explain. Or, well, no I can't. But this exists now anyway so enjoy?
Warnings: Possessive Behavior, Yandere-ish, Violence
Intro: The MC and their favorite demon were just trying to have a fun night out at The Fall. The lights were going, the music was blaring, and the two of them were by the bar but there was a problem. Their demon noticed a sketchy creep who'd been eyeing their human all night long… and that simply won't do. So when their human left to use the bathroom…
It was time to take care of the problem.
Lucifer
Though Lucifer was usually less than into the club scene, the MC wanted a change of pace from their usual dates and he did so want to make them happy… At first, he thought he'd just be dealing with the loud noise and crowded atmosphere but then he noticed something else…
A demon had been following them through most of the night, always keeping his distance but staring at the MC far too much for his liking…
This put Lucifer in a bit of an odd position. He didn't exactly want to leave the club because the MC didn't look tired yet, but he also didn't like seeing that cretin following them around…
Yet, of course, it also rubbed his pride the wrong way to go tell him to stop directly. Lucifer would never admit to feeling bothered by some pitiful lesser demon… Never.
But by the time the MC left him to use the restroom, he was at his wit's end. He could see the man had taken a seat at the other end of the bar just to watch them and he was growing irritated… So he had to devise a new strategy.
It's unusual for demons to walk around in their true forms. It's not that it's frowned upon or anything, it's just that it's normally something reserved for big events… or for displays of dominance and control.
So when Lucifer slipped into his demon form in the middle of The Fall, it turned quite a few heads. Truthfully, there was only one head in particular that he wanted his way, and once he got it, he stared the guy down…
It was a taste of the lowlife's own medicine, but so much worse coming from him… The feel of Lucifer's bloody-onyx eyes and chillingly cold smile from across the bar could have made even the strongest men run for the hills…
Needless to say, the demon didn't last very long under the eldest brother's gaze. In fact, he wilted almost immediately before slinking away as quickly as he could… 
A guy not even able to stomach the firstborn's stare? Truly a pathetic coward if Lucifer ever saw one.
He was totally back to normal by the time the MC returned and went back to dancing with them like nothing ever happened… Though his human couldn't help but notice the crowd kept their distance from them for the rest of the night... 
Eh, Hell is just weird sometimes isn't it?
Mammon
Look, Mammon had been trying to have some fun the whole night and for the most part he'd been succeeding except for one thing…
He could sense that asshole still hadn't left them alone. He'd just hover near him and his MC like a hellhound stalking prey… It was annoying. It was creepy…
And it was reeeaaallly getting on his nerves.
When the MC left for the restroom, he was leaning back against the bar scanning the room for their abhorrent admirer while using the tint of his sunglasses to hide his eyes.
It didn't take him long to see the gross fuck sitting alone at a table. Who knew what he was planning... following them home? Taking candid shots of MC? Either way, he wanted to sock him in the jaw…
But, of course, Mammon knew he had to play it just a little smoother than that to stay in the club.
Mammon sauntered over to the man's table and invited himself to sit, kicking his feet up to look casual but knocking his boots against the surface so roughly it made the guy jump... Pathetic.
"Oi, so I've seen ya lookin at my human… Real work of art, eh?" He flashed the guy a fanged grin and watched him sweat for a second before cutting off any answer.
"-'course they are. Don't need to tell me. But I gotta say, you're really ticking me off, bud… We're just tryin to enjoy ourselves but I keep seeing your ugly mug wherever we're at."
He pulled his legs back from the table and reached into his jacket pocket, pulling out a deck of playing cards.
"Tell ya what, I'm feelin oddly generous so let's play a game. You and me. If ya win, I'll let ya have a night with'em…" He fought the urge to punch the guy when he saw his eyes light up, "but if I win…"
Mammon put the deck on the table then leaned in real close, "I'll flay your skin off and gild ya skeleton in the 4th circle myself… Gold skulls are selling like hotcakes right now." He put every bit of malice he could into the threat, even barring his increasingly sharpening fangs.
The guy must of had a good head on him because he paled immediately before getting up and running from the table. If there's one thing everybody knows about Mammon, it's never play cards with him if he can make even a single Grimm… Chances are, you're gonna lose.
When the MC came back, Mammon flagged them down to their new table and pulled them onto his lap for a little chat before getting more drinks. They're his human. His.
Leviathan
Of course Levi noticed this creep the second that they walked in. He's Envy. He had been hyper-vigilant of all the attention the MC had been receiving since their first step inside. But this guy was… persistent.
He'd been tailing them all night, always finding spots with good vantage points, which of course was sketch as hell but...
Honestly? Levi just didn't like him looking at them. Not at all. In fact, he'd hazard to say he truly hated this complete stranger for how much real estate his eyes were taking up of his precious MC… What gave him the right??
By the time the MC had to use the restroom, he was sitting at the bar seriously contemplating whether or not to just carry them home… He didn't like night clubs anyway, but they seemed to be having fun and they always looked so cute while dancing…
No. He couldn't just take them home. But once they left, he had a much better idea.
It was easy for Levi to slip away from the bar. The asshole was leaned back against a nearby wall and pretty much pulled his phone out the second the MC was out of sight. From there, Levi only had to do what he did best, blend into the background, until he was right next to the guy...
He didn't say anything. He didn't give him any warning or threat. No, no he was far too ticked to be that charitable…
The only indication the man got of how royally he fucked up was the searing pain of Levi's fangs digging into his shoulder, the thirdborn's gloved hand muffling his screams until the venom took hold of his prey.
The last thing that man ever saw, propped up and paralyzed against the wall, was the MC coming back to their docile otaku, who now pulled them into his arms… still shooting the occasional smirk in his victim's direction.
And the last thing he ever heard was the same word his killer whispered to him after his throat became too tight to scream… "Mine."
Satan
This always seemed to happen whenever he took the MC places… They could be walking together in the park and he'd still see lesser demon eyes following them around...
Frankly, it did piss him off to a degree. He knew they never asked to be stared at like a piece of meat, but if he'd go on a rampage every time it happened then they'd never have a quiet date again. So he learned to put up with it… to an extent.
The demon that had been following them that night was really testing his notoriously short patience...
He had tried several tactics to shake the guy as they were dancing but he'd always come right back. He even got more handsy than normal to show, "Hey, this one is mine!" but that had gotten him equally dismal results… It was bordering the line of disrespect now.
He did his best to keep up a friendly face while the MC was with him, but they must have noticed he'd gotten tense. They told him to try and relax a bit before they left for the bathroom…
Oh, he was going to relax alright.
The second they were out of sight, Satan's smile broke into a glare he leveled right at the offending scumbag's table. Of course, seeing the MC had left put the guy's attention elsewhere, but that was his funeral.
Satan knew his time was limited, so he skipped the pleasantries and marched right over to him, slamming his foot down onto the edge of the table with such force it threatened to tip it over then grabbed him by the neck.
"Back. OFF."
It really didn't take much, his reputation preceded him. He felt the guy's pulse skyrocket between his fingers before he let him go.
It was hard not to get a little satisfaction when watching the worthless creep scramble away from him like his life depended on it (as it very much did). He almost considered giving chase just to amp up the fun, but the MC returned sooner than he expected…
A pair of arms around his waist and lips against his cheek were enough to evaporate his anger right then… but it didn't settle his sudden need to mark them in the slightest.
Ultimately, the real question was whether he could wait until they got home to show the world that they were his or if they needed to find somewhere… quieter. No promises, MC.
Asmodeus 
Asmo had dealt with his fair share of admirers, the stalking kind included. Fortunately, dealing with them had always been relatively easy for him (he is a ruler of Hell after all) but one targeting his beloved human…? That was far less acceptable in his eyes.
He caught sight of the beady eyes of the creep while he was dancing with the MC. At first, he thought the guy was looking at him (who wouldn't?) but then he followed his eyeline right to his lovely human companion…
Though he couldn't exactly blame him for staring, he and MC made a fantastic looking pair, he definitely couldn't sit idly by either. People like this are usually bad news and he refused to let any harm come to his MC…!
He was as tactful as ever, though. He liked The Fall and would rather not be banned from returning… He waited patiently for the MC to go to the bathroom before making his way over to the creep, his perfect smile still sitting on his face.
"Excuse me, cutie." He waited for the stalker's eyes to leave his phone and settle on Asmo's own. "Ah, there you are! Good. I had a question for you, I think… oh no, I must have forgotten it! Silly me."
Though he could see the demon was growing annoyed, Asmo stalled for just a few moments longer… just long enough for his bewitching charm to set into his victim's mind.
"Ah! Now I remember. Do you like dogs?" He smiled in satisfaction to see the creeper's head nod slowly. "Oh good! Because I know a very hungry dog right now… Cerberus is his name and I don't think he's had a meal today. Would you be a doll and go feed him for me? He lives in the cave behind the House of Lamentation. You can't miss him."
The demon's head nodded slowly yet again as he rose from his chair and walked out of the club quietly. Quick, painless, and with no messy cleanup!
Well… none that Cerberus wouldn't clean up for him anyway. Asmo returned to the bar with a newly giddy grin on his face... His MC wouldn't be seeing that man ever again~!
Beelzebub 
Beel is very patient. Beel is very kind. Beel is very forgiving. Beel is… really not about this right now...
Unlike his brothers, Beel's easygoing nature made him less quick to pick up on the lingering glances that the MC gets from others. Even when he does notice, he can usually let it slide if looking is all they do (he's the only one who can touch after all).
But even he couldn't miss how wolfishly that demon was staring at them… It made him uncomfortable and the guy just refused to leave them alone…
By the time the MC left Beel at the bar to use the restroom, he was on a level of irritated usually only reserved for when someone denied him food… It was like that jerk had taken a cheese grater to his patience and it was wearing thin…
As much as he knew he could deck him, he didn't want to get them kicked out… The MC was having such a good time, despite the creep's ogling, so he used a different approach…
Being so high up in Hell had its perks and one was that anywhere in town that offered food also had a secret menu… A Beelzebub Only menu (as a precaution so that he wouldn't wreck the place whenever he stopped by). Anything on his menu always had huge portions and The Fall was no exception.
The bartender didn't seem too surprised when he ordered a Drakon Leg, but he was very surprised when he asked to get the full bone too… Not with the meat on it. Just the bone.
Fun Fact: the bones of Drakons are supremely thick and strong enough to be used as clubs.
Even More Fun Fact: it takes an incredible amount of force to snap these bones…
...which Beel did without breaking a sweat… and maintaining eye contact with the creep The. Entire. Time. The sound of the bone snapping in two was almost as deafening as a gunshot and he didn't even flinch.
The demon went running out of the club with his tail between his legs and quickly got swapped out for the MC running back, worried about what made such a loud noise…
Of course, by that time Beel had the bone thrown away and was chowing down on the meat like nothing ever happened so they dropped the subject soon enough...
He may not be as open about when he claims someone as the rest of his family but that's because when push comes to shove, who in their right mind would want to challenge Beel anyway...?
Belphegor 
Nope. Nope. Nope nope nope, he's not having this. Not one bit.
Belphie lacks a lot of the good-natured patience of his twin... Chances are if there's something happening and he's not stopping it, it's just because putting up with it is the path of least resistance…
But there are always exceptions and those are usually reserved for the MC.
Strangers trying to get close or even imagining themselves being with MC really makes his blood boil… He knew them the most. He loved them the most. On just what grounds did some random moron think he could take his place?? Wishful thinking? Keep dreaming, buddy.
So, of course, he wasn't happy when he noticed some asshole staring at the MC like Beel does when he sees a havoc roast...
He kept his poker face up while he was with the MC, but he was devising a plan to take care of him the entire time… One he finally got the chance to enact once the MC went to the bathroom.
He's even better at going unnoticed than Levi, so sneaking his way over to the asshole was a piece of cake. He didn't notice until Belphie casually draped his arm around the guy's neck, hanging his clawed hand dangerously close to the scumbag's heart...
"Having a good time…?"
He could feel a shallow swallow against his arm as he began to slowly apply pressure to his trachea.
"I bet you were… and I was too until I saw you following us… Care to explain yourself?"
"I-I uh-Gah!" 
The guy's voice gets cut off by Belphie's arm getting even tighter, the sharp tips of his claws drumming directly over the man's thundering heart.
"Ugh, that's what you actually sound like? Never mind, it's not worth knowing…" His fingers stopped drumming and slowly began to dig into his skin...
"I'm only going to say this once… If I ever see you tailing my human again, you won't be needing this-" his claws drilled a little deeper into his chest, "-anymore. Am I clear?"
The demon's head nodded as much as his strangled throat would allow and Belphie finally retracted his claws, wiping the blood off on the guy's shirt before letting him go. He fell forward onto all fours before attempting to scramble away as fast as he could...
Belphie watched him go with disinterest on his face, but satisfaction in his heart. Yet another threat to his human dealt with… And they could go back to enjoying their evening together. Alone. Just where his human belonged...
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melodiesofblueroses · 3 years
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𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘤𝘴 𝘸/ 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴
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-𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺: basically general eyesight and glasses hcs for each of the demon bros
-𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘦: general
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Lucifer
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he doesn’t like the look of glasses, so he often doesn’t wear them
he thinks that glasses are an unsightly look on him, and as diavolo’s right-hand man, lucifer wanted to look both frightening and presentable
thus, he opts for contacts most times, though he may put on his glasses once in a while when he was alone
contacts were his go to option since they were practically hidden. he doesn’t like the idea of others knowing that he had a weakness: his eyesight
(spending hours reading documents at a dimly lit desk is sure to strain anyone’s eyesight)
lucifer is farsighted, so he often doesn’t see the need to wear his prescription since he’s often standing up and presenting
plus, he had to rest his eyes every once in a while
and when he does need to see close up objects, it was usually when he was alone, so lucifer really had no trouble putting on his glasses then
since it was sort of a secret, sometimes his brothers forgot he wore them since lucifer was rarely seen with them on
whenever he did wear his glasses, they were always slightly taken aback until they remember that his eyesight sucks
when the exchange student sees him with glasses, they get a slight heart attack just from how attractive he looked (seriously, who gave him the right?)
probably pesters him to wear it more often since he looked rather dashing in them, to which he complies after much annoyance
wouldn’t admit it, but lucifer loved to see you swooning over him, so he often found himself wearing his glasses whenever you were around (only if the two of you were alone though)
Mammon
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he is seen wearing glasses only when sporting his casual look, so most often others think that they’re just for show
he likes the pop of color they add to his outfit, so in a sense, they were an accessory, but they were also perscription lenses
i think that mammon has astigmatism, so he definitely needs to wear either glasses or contacts if he wants to see anything
he prefers contacts over glasses, which is why he’s often seen without his iconic tinted glasses
like lucifer, mammon didn’t think that he looked good in glasses, and he was a bit insecure of the fact that he even needed glasses, so he often chose contacts instead
(the only reason he wore glasses on his casual attire was because the tint matched the rest of the outfit. plus, he agreed that it was the only time that glasses looked good on him)
he also believes that contacts are a lot less work since he didn’t have to worry about misplacing them throughout the day
he just had to put them on in the morning then could wear his contacts all day. and they were invisible, so they wouldn’t get in the way of his usual antics
definitely has slept with his contacts on a few times since he forgot to take them out
thus, he sometimes woke up with dry and irritated eyes
when you came to the devildom, mammon realized that you seemed to absolutely love his tinted glasses, so he made it a point to wear them around much more often, if only to impress you
you think that they’re just for show at first, until you put them on and realize that they’re prescription lenses
mammon is embarrassed that you found out, but you reassure him that it didn’t matter in the slightest
Leviathan
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my guy definitely has some eyesight problems from how often he strains them playing games or watching anime
since he’s nearsighted, he doesn’t really wear his prescription often since he’s always seeing things that are close to him, such as the computer monitor or manga
the only time he really wears them is if he needs to go out, but even then that’s not often
he alternates between glasses and contacts since he doesn’t really mind either. it entirely depends on his mood and whether or not he wanted to try and put in his contacts that he often struggled with
although he wears both and alternates, i feel like he may prefer glasses because he thinks that they make him look cooler
thinks it makes him look like one of those cool anime guys so levi ofc loves it
(levi definitely has pushed up his glasses more than a few times to imitate the glowing glasses thing)
plus, glasses were way easier to take on and off (levi would admit that he’s slept in his contacts a few times because he was dead tired)
he also has his glasses and contacts match up with the characters that he’s cosplaying, including wearing colored contacts in order to match the character’s eye color
levi also loves to design new glasses to go along with them
when you pointed out how cute he looked in glasses, levi swears he had an out-of-body experience
he’d never had anyone compliment him on his glasses before, so levi really takes it to heart
whenever he wears his glasses, he remembers that one compliment and becomes all flustered. you played with his heart way too much
Satan
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satan always made it a habit of his to wear glasses when reading or even doing his RAD homework
although satan has 20/20 vision (he’s one of those lucky people), he still absolutely adored the look of glasses
in his mind, glasses made him look like an intellectual
since satan believed that knowledge made a person respectable, he extended that to glasses as well, falling into the generic way of thinking that those who wear glasses appear to be smarter
so he always carried decorative glasses on hand to wear whenever he was reading something
also fits with that entire academia aesthetic he was going for lol i believe that satan cares very much for looks and wants to appear put together
(plus, in his mind, he looked damn attractive in them)
for a while, his brothers think that he’s farsighted for how often they see him wearing glasses whenever he’s reading
when they gift him reading glasses for his birthday, satan laughs and says that they’re merely a fashion accessory 
everyone always forgets that and mistakes him for being farsighted, as well as the exchange student when they first meet him
when you comment on how sexy you think he looks with glasses, satan feels accomplished in a sense
it’s not like he needed the validation, but it felt nice either way
he does feel a bit guilty though since you seem to believe that he was also farsighted lol
Asmodeus
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asmo absolutely hates wearing his glasses
for one, he thinks that he looks absolutely dorky in them (asmo knew that he looked good in them; he just didn’t like their style)
secondly, he was embarrassed to admit that he needed prescription lenses even if it was totally normal
the only time he ever wore them was if they complimented his outfit, and even then he’d insist that it was nothing more than a fashion statement
would also wear them if he forgot to put on his contacts that morning. he didn’t want to seem like a fool as he constantly ran into things and squinted at objects from afar (one time that happened and his brothers never let him live it down)
more often than not, asmo chose to wear contacts since they never got in the way
asmo is nearsighted, so he tries his best to sit as close to objects as possible, such as always sitting in the front row of RAD (he still can’t see the board but i digress) or bringing his books way too close to his eyes
his eyesight isn’t as bad as the others though, so he could sometimes afford to go a day or so without them. things were just going to look a bit blurry from afar
one day when asmo forgot his contacts and wore glasses, you pointed out how good he looked in them and asked why he didn’t wear them more often, to which asmo is a bit taken aback
like yeah, he did look good, but you liked them? really?? it was such a strange thing to hear
when he looked in the mirror, asmo would realize that you were right
damn, he did look amazing. why didn’t he wear them more often?
would definitely make an effort to use them more afterwards
Beelzebub
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like satan, beel is one of the lucky few in the house of lamentation that didn’t need glasses or contacts
his eyesight was perfect as is, so he could never understand the struggles his other brothers went through
i feel like he’d try out his one his brother’s glasses at some point just to get a feel for it
his perception would immediately falter and the entire world seemed so round. plus, wearing such strong lenses gave him a headache (seriously, what was up with levi’s eyesight?)
felt sympathetic for his brothers since their eyesight was blurry as hell
he’s the type that would help them out such as looking for their misplaced glasses 
(he may have sat on them on more than one occasion since he wouldn’t have noticed them)
even if beel is practically a gentle giant, i can see him accidentally destroying his brother’s backup glasses more than once since his grip was so strong
as for fake glasses, beel wasn’t too fond of them
he really didn’t like how they looked on him. they looked bulky and a bit tacky, at least that’s what he saw
if on the off chance you complimented how well he looked in them when you once put some on him, beel would be confused
beel wouldn’t really change his mind on them, but if you said that he looked good, then maybe he should give them a second chance
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he was the last of the trio that had perfect vision, so belphie often made it a point to rub it in his older brother’s faces
(particularly asmo who seemed to be extrememly jealous of his eyesight. he loved hiding asmo’s contacts so that he would be forced to wear his glasses that he hated so much)
though asmo was the easiest to tease, belphie absolutely loved making fun of lucifer and his “deteriorating eyesight”
belphie always had some snarky remark to comment whenever he saw lucifer passing by, such as to watch out for that little rock on the road before he tripped over it, since he couldn’t see anything in front of him
sure he may be lectured afterwards, but belphie found it to be worthwhile
he also played pranks on them, such as hiding their glasses and amusing himself as he watched them trip over their own feet as they tried to find them
he always acted innocent whenever the others asked where he hid them, acting as if he had absolutely no idea what they meant
belphie hated fake glasses with a passion since they always looked way too tacky for his tastes
not only that, but whenever he put them on, he was reminded of his older brothers, and belphie couldn’t stand that
one day when he was napping, you secretly slipped on some glasses on him to which he woke up to
he grumbled to take them off, way too tired and sleepy to move, and ignoring your comments that he looked so cute in them
when he was alone, however, belphie would put some on due to your compliments, and look at himself in the mirror with them on
as much as he hated to admit it, you did have a point, but he’d never let anyone know that
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