Mc: *munches on some fishsticks*
Lucifer: *stares at Mc from across the table*
Mc: *locks eyes with him* "What?"
Lucifer: "There is a perfectly good meal in front of you."
Mc: "I'm not eating that."
Beelzebub: "I'll take his portion!"
Lucifer: *sighs*
Mc: "You act as if I don't eat fish everyday."
Satan: "You don't, we had fried devil chicken yesterday."
Mc: *looks over at Levi with a smirk on his face* "That's not the only thing I had yesterday."
Levi: *spits out his drink across the table*
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I love that the only major criticism of Argylle is that they should've let Henry Caville and John Cena kiss (and it would've been narrativly justified)
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happy trans day of visibility :3
love you all!!!! heres a fuchsia carpet llama
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unconventional gender neutral terms of endearment ^^
(mostly made this cause my drafts always have "baby" a million times and then i replace them lol)
- pretty (as in pretty girl/boy, but without the gender word attached)
- starlight/my star, sunshine
- honestly if you put "my" before anything it could probably work as an endearment
- animals: firefly (got the idea from sufjan stevens), bunny, dove, mouse, hamster, hummingbird, penguin, monkey 😭, kitten (this one's kinda popular)
- flowers: tulip, rose, sunflower, a flower that's special between your characters
- fruits/vegetables: pumpkin, bean, mango, lychee, kiwi, peach, nectarine, apricot, berry(!!), blueberry, strawberry, raspberry, cherry, etc
- sweets! a special weakness of mine is sweets from the person saying the endearment's culture. like if someone who was also indian called me their kaju katli i'd melt (but probably not laddu unless it's clear they're teasing and i get back at them 💀). maybe runs the risk of being cringey tho? honestly as long as it's from the sayer's culture and suits their personality it's fine
- examples of sweets that don't belong to a certain culture: cookie, brownie
- nature: snowflake, raindrop?? (i guess it works if your character has something to do with water), sprout, sapling
and here's some classic gn terms of endearment if your character's more into that:
- darling (i see this as a perfect alternative to princess/prince)
- love/my love
- lovely/beautiful
- baby/babe (can be used in both cute and teasing/suggestive moods)
- angel (personal favorite of mine!)
- dear (it's so "grown old together" vibes, i'm in love with this one for this purpose)
- honey, honey pie, sugar, sweet(ie). honestly if they're used for s/os, it feels kinda old-fashioned. but for parent figures saying it to someone much younger that they care about, children or otherwise? (i'm imagining a southern (from america) beekeeper with no children or spouse of her own who sells her famous honey to buy food for the small army of orphaned children that shows up on her front porch every morning for breakfast. and these are the kinds of things she'd call them. perfection.)
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Trans mc [totally not me projecting]
Trans!Mc: * bursting into Solomons room* :Hey solomon, buddy, pal, my BFF, my homeboy, mi amino!"
Solomon: * not even looking up from his cauldron * "What do you want mc"
Trans!Mc: * voice straining* "How much of my soul do I have to give you to make a spell to switch my gender?"
Solomon: * looks up from his cauldron* ...
Solomon: ...
Trans!Mc: *starting to tear up*
Solomon: " oh mc..."
Trans!Mc: *Literally on the verge of crying*
Solomon: * walks over to them and hugging them close to his chest* " oh buddy...bad day?"
Trans!Mc: *Crying into his shirt* yes...
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New Year's Resolution for 2024: let's stop outing queer authors & questioning authors writing queer books who haven't disclosed!
I got outed this year because of this, I hope we'll know better than to do this to someone else next year.
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Beelzebub: "You are what you eat, you know what that means right?"
Mc: "I'm a dick."
Asmo: *WHEEZES*
Lucifer: “Mc that is NOT-!
Mammon: *blushing* “W-what the hell is that supposed to mean?!”
Mc: “Oh you know damn well.”
Mammon: *nervously looks away, face bright red*
Satan: “I don’t want to be here anymore.”
Belphegor: “Seconded.”
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And the winner of the Trans Swag Tournament is....
MC!
Thank you to all who participated! I hope you all had fun with this. MC truly does have the most trans swag of all time 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
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Mammon getting ready to finger afab MC for the first time
Mammon, smirking: already wet from just a few touches, huh?
MC: no that's my discharge
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