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#based off a conversation I had
Duke: “Why are French Fries called French Fries? They aren’t French.”
Jason: “Maybe your supposed to speak French when eating them”
Dick: “OR Maybe they are so hot, that when people eat them they go WEH WEH HOHN HON trying to cool their mouths.”
Duke:
Jason:
Jason: “That’s so ridiculous it’s almost funny.”
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leon-anna · 22 days
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You wouldn't believe how long Leon has had this one tucked away. Until recently, it had been virtually collecting dust on her procreate app without anyone to admire its craftsmanship. I now have the grand privilege of posting it to our wonderful chaos site 😁 I think you'll all really enjoy the Domino Twins in this 10 panel story! K, that's all, see ya later👋
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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year
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Marauders era characters as shit my sister has said to me prt 1
sirius: regulus, you’ve always been like a brother to me
regulus: i don’t mean to alarm you but i am your brother
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ifbrd · 8 months
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Ford: what do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Mabel: I wanna be a teacher!
Stan: … well then, you better marry a rich man
Ford: Stanley! Don’t say that to her!
Stan: what?
Ford: Mabel, dear, you marry whomever you want to marry! Right, Stanley?
Stan: oh! I got it! Sorry. Ford’s right sweetie, you marry whoever you want! Rich man, rich woman, it doesn’t matter, just make sure they’re rich!
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doomagines · 11 months
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imagine you are a cat and your f/o is a cat and you're sitting in a sunbeam together. maybe takin a nap. just enjoying life
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leafdragon16 · 23 days
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Experiment!Wheeljack AU goofs that will probably not make any sense outside of the context of the fic lmao
Bonus:
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tazmiilly · 1 year
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melly-artes · 1 year
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Morro and Zane have a casual conversation. Based off this au idea I had a while ago
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queenrepent · 7 months
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the number one requirement for being in a band is to be in gay love with your instrument, trust me
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Copia: Okay ghouls, it's my turn to pick what we're watching for movie night, and you know that that means: We're watching The Great Mouse Detective. We're watching The Secret of NIMH. We're watching Stuart Little. We're watching The Rescuers. We're watching The Rescuers Down Under. We're watching The Tale of Desperaux. We're watching An American Tail. We're watching An American Tail 2: Feivel Goes West. We're watching Flushed Away. We're watching Ratatouille. We're NOT watching Ratatouille: The Musical because Disney didn't ask me to be in it. We ARE watching the version of Ratatouille: The Musical that I made where I play every character. We're watching Encanto, but only the parts where there are rats on screen. We're watching both versions of Charlotte's Web, but only the scenes with Templeton. We're watching Pizza Rat. We're watching Chicago rat hole TikTok compilations. We're watching that video with the giant rat that makes all of the rules. We're gonna go out and see a production of The Nutcracker but we're gonna leave right before they kill the Mouse King. And finally, we're gonna watch the Rats music video.
Ghouls: That's cool. Have you ever been tested for autism?
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sirenaex · 3 months
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Dazai: Popcorn is corn that was punished
Dazai: The Salem corn trials
Chuuya: Go the fuck to bed
Dazai: No<3
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nolassolace · 2 months
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✨Fiiine boy Friday ✨
Hey Nicky you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Nicky hey hey Nicky🎶💕
Anywhore he's bbygrls design (of course I'm biased)
Here's your reminder that Nick was the star player in both timelines💕
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ninjadeathblade · 9 months
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Fives: Can I stack books on your shoulders?
Echo, hunched over while reading: I guess...?
*five minutes later*
Rex, walking into the barracks: What the fuck is going on here?
Fives, glances towards Echo before looking at his captain: He said it was fine.
Echo, who has a dozen books balanced on his shoulders: I just said I guess. Captain, can I sue him if I get medical problems?
Rex: I'm not your dad, do whatever you want.
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mxsqerxde · 3 months
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happy birthday girlie
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darkmoonravewolf · 20 days
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Beacon Days: Weiss is having a very important phone call in the bathroom of the dorm. The rest of Team Rwby can't really make out what she's saying but it sounds worrisome.
Yang: Do you think the meeting with her father is going well?
Blake: Knowing the both of them? Probably not
Ruby: It's been too long, I'm starting to get worried...
The door slams open as Weiss marches towards them with barely concealed anger, and takes a seat.
RBY:...
Yang:...So...
Ruby:How'd it g-
Weiss: We should start killing politicians again
Yang:...what-
Blake: I'm in
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i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,
if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."
i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,
i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason
#crazy that the mindset some people on here have is that theyre the only ones allowed to post their opinions#ive repeated this a lot on this blog but i rlly think people forget that the person on the other side of the screen is in fact a person#if ur harassing people and publicly making fun of them then ur just as bad as any real life bully#that shit isnt as funny or harmless as u like to pretend it is#not once have i ever targetted anyone or went on someones blog to harass them over my opinion#yet people think its fine to do the same to me and treat it as if its like. revenge or something#like ? me saying 'i dont like toxic yaoi' is not equivalent to someone going on someone elses page and going 'how tf do u like toxic yaoi'#I DONT CARE !! all ive ever done is sit in my own little bubble and had opinions and that makes people mad#honestly though the people who will publicly talk and post abt it are significantly meaner#and i want to act like im not bothered by it because i know most of them r just angry that someone has a different opinion#and they want all their followers to bandwagon off of them (idk why maybe for validation or whatever-same reasons anyone would bully)#but seriously if u actually do think that something i said was out of line and crossed thise boundaries- just fucking tell me ?#im a person bro. ur solution to disagreeing with me shouldnt be 'lol im gonna post abt this and make everyone harass them'#have a conversation with me dude i dont bite ? if u cant talk to me like a person then just dont fucking say anything wtf#its so cowardly to be like 'well no i didnt wanna say anything to u cuz i didnt wanna be rude.. so instead i publicly made fun of u!'#LIKE WHATTTT STOPPPPP </3333#ok anyway this post wasnt supposed to get THAT serious.#MY POINT IS just be considerate of other people and dont base ur hatred off of assumptions#ur deflecting the blame onto someone else because u dont want to admit that ur just a fucking bully lol#being inconsiderate on here is something ive also been guilty of back when i first joined the fandom and was clueless#but grown ass adults who have been on here way longer r still doing that shit which is crazy#and i cant say anything because they have so much leverage over me and idk if its on purpose or if they dont even realize#ok im putting fandom tags cuz i want people to see this sorry. this is my one post thats actually targetted but its at a lot of people#so if u look at this and think 'hey i do that' pls evaluate urself<3#i mean its also targetted at everyone who does this anonomously so i dont know who it is OKOK IM DONE BYE SORRY HOPE THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE#watch nobody read this fr#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#meows post
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