Duke: “Why are French Fries called French Fries? They aren’t French.”
Jason: “Maybe your supposed to speak French when eating them”
Dick: “OR Maybe they are so hot, that when people eat them they go WEH WEH HOHN HON trying to cool their mouths.”
Duke:
Jason:
Jason: “That’s so ridiculous it’s almost funny.”
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Marauders era characters as shit my sister has said to me prt 1
sirius: regulus, you’ve always been like a brother to me
regulus: i don’t mean to alarm you but i am your brother
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Ford: what do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Mabel: I wanna be a teacher!
Stan: … well then, you better marry a rich man
Ford: Stanley! Don’t say that to her!
Stan: what?
Ford: Mabel, dear, you marry whomever you want to marry! Right, Stanley?
Stan: oh! I got it! Sorry. Ford’s right sweetie, you marry whoever you want! Rich man, rich woman, it doesn’t matter, just make sure they’re rich!
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imagine you are a cat and your f/o is a cat and you're sitting in a sunbeam together. maybe takin a nap. just enjoying life
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the number one requirement for being in a band is to be in gay love with your instrument, trust me
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Copia: Okay ghouls, it's my turn to pick what we're watching for movie night, and you know that that means: We're watching The Great Mouse Detective. We're watching The Secret of NIMH. We're watching Stuart Little. We're watching The Rescuers. We're watching The Rescuers Down Under. We're watching The Tale of Desperaux. We're watching An American Tail. We're watching An American Tail 2: Feivel Goes West. We're watching Flushed Away. We're watching Ratatouille. We're NOT watching Ratatouille: The Musical because Disney didn't ask me to be in it. We ARE watching the version of Ratatouille: The Musical that I made where I play every character. We're watching Encanto, but only the parts where there are rats on screen. We're watching both versions of Charlotte's Web, but only the scenes with Templeton. We're watching Pizza Rat. We're watching Chicago rat hole TikTok compilations. We're watching that video with the giant rat that makes all of the rules. We're gonna go out and see a production of The Nutcracker but we're gonna leave right before they kill the Mouse King. And finally, we're gonna watch the Rats music video.
Ghouls: That's cool. Have you ever been tested for autism?
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Dazai: Popcorn is corn that was punished
Dazai: The Salem corn trials
Chuuya: Go the fuck to bed
Dazai: No<3
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✨Fiiine boy Friday ✨
Hey Nicky you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Nicky hey hey Nicky🎶💕
Anywhore he's bbygrls design (of course I'm biased)
Here's your reminder that Nick was the star player in both timelines💕
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Fives: Can I stack books on your shoulders?
Echo, hunched over while reading: I guess...?
*five minutes later*
Rex, walking into the barracks: What the fuck is going on here?
Fives, glances towards Echo before looking at his captain: He said it was fine.
Echo, who has a dozen books balanced on his shoulders: I just said I guess. Captain, can I sue him if I get medical problems?
Rex: I'm not your dad, do whatever you want.
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happy birthday girlie
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Beacon Days: Weiss is having a very important phone call in the bathroom of the dorm. The rest of Team Rwby can't really make out what she's saying but it sounds worrisome.
Yang: Do you think the meeting with her father is going well?
Blake: Knowing the both of them? Probably not
Ruby: It's been too long, I'm starting to get worried...
The door slams open as Weiss marches towards them with barely concealed anger, and takes a seat.
RBY:...
Yang:...So...
Ruby:How'd it g-
Weiss: We should start killing politicians again
Yang:...what-
Blake: I'm in
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i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,
if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."
i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,
i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason
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