I always have to smile at myself when I read a fanfic in which Bruce immediately catches Jason after he hits with his tire iron.
I get why fanfic writers do it, so they can move the plot along without having to write the chase after Jason or the scene when they do talk in the condemned building that Jason sleeps in. I get it.
But I always have to think about canon then.
Because not only did Jason manage to run away from Batman.
He also called him a 'big boob'.
I repeat. He gets caught jacking the tires. Tries to deny it. Hits Batman with a tire iron, runs away and insults him.
This 12-year old did something that every rogue would never even dream of.
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This has definitely already been done by now but I don't care I'm excited for this movie
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I love that identity reveals between Jim Gordon and Bruce in fic almost always go the same way. Bruce goes "How did you know? Was it my acting?" and nine times out of ten Jim says something along the lines of "No, your acting was phenomenal. You gave yourself away by caring too much, Mr. Wayne."
Because the billionaire playboy cover was perfect and damn near airtight until one Bruce Wayne leapt in front of someone else during a holdup at a gala and "accidentally" got shot. No self-involved airhead with that much money riding on his life would ever -- ever -- let himself think of someone else in that moment.
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Dream Jason assuring Tim he'll be a good Robin
Real Jason in the nightmare realm assuring Tim he is a good Robin
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One day, Damian Wayne will break or save this world. But tonight he is ten years old. And he is afraid.
Detective Comics (2016-) #1080
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i think about these 3 guys (+ titus) eating absolute shit in this panel, frequently.
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Wally: He’s stalking you!!
Dick: Please Slade isn’t even my most dedicated stalker… he is
7 year old Tim Drake: Haha Uh …hi
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Thinking about how DC writers keep trying to do that thing were they show bits of Jasons childhood with signs that he was fucked from the start only twist it a lil so it's literally just Jason being a child
Bonus: baby Jason just wants to read a book that was published in the last 50 years:
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A new reason for why Young Justice is all 17 and not aging. They started a Dionysus-style cult centered around Cassie to see if they could make her into a Goddess, and it worked. In return, she made them all her immortal companions'.
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Whoever in DC comics came up with this design, I want to talk (and shake your hand and tell you you're my hero)
It didn't have to go so hard, and yet.
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