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themistymountainscold · 8 months

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Frenchie: Kiss goodbye?

Izzy: No way, I’m not getting you sick. This cold stops with me. Why do you think I switched beds with Lucius last night

Frenchie: You did?

Lucius: Appreciated the back rub, not sure how I felt about being called babe

Frenchie: N O

HELP ME

I ACTUALLY SNORTED THIS IS SO FUNNY

#incorrect quotes #ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #ofmd incorrect quotes #ofmd meme #gay #frenchie #lucius spriggs #anon #incorrect quotes anon #ouizzy #frenchizzy #frenchie x izzy #izzy x frenchie #frenchie ofmd

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juniperhillpatient · 2 years

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Aang: I have a bad feeling about this.

Zuko: What do you mean?

Aang: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Zuko: No?

Aang: That actually explains so much.

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#both versions of this one are top tier xD #aang #Zuko #zukaang #incorrect quotes anon

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incorrect-obeyme · 8 months

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Lucifer: What are you writing? MC: Diavolo wants to know what kind of dangerous weapons we have in the house. I’m letting him know it’s private information Satan, looking over MC’s shoulder: This just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy.

#submitted by anon!#obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obeymeincorrect #luciferincorrect #mcincorrect

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accelactor · 1 month

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Erik: Don’t worry Charles. As long as I am here, we will stand together even if the whole world is our enemy.

Charles: Thank you Erik, but may I ask why the whole world is our enemy?

Erik: Because I am here.

#xmen #x men first class #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #magneto #professor x #incorrect quotes #incorrect xmen quotes #hehe stand #get it?#something is just better not to know Charles #translation from an anon post on Chinese Weibo :D #thank you so much for the meme :D

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writersmorgue · 4 months

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Big deaf energy

Thanks anon!!!!!

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jaegersdevil · 5 months

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satoru: who got an STD? i need you to fuck someone for me

suguru: calling an STD hit is absolutely insane

shoko: biological whorefare

#this is the jjk version #for the one anon who asked #HAHAHAHAHAHA #jujutsu kaisen #satoru gojo #jjk #geto suguru #shoko ieiri #gojo satoru #suguru geto #satoru gojo x reader #getou suguru x reader #geto x reader #gojo satoru x reader #attack on titan #jjk incorrect quotes

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 2 months

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Puppy Love 2: Fanfiction

Cherri: Hey, Fuckheads! (Waves her phone in the air) Didja see that someone's been writing cringy fanfiction about the hotel and its occupants?!

Angel: What?! No way! Send us a link to the page! I gotta see this!

Cherri: (puts the user link in the Hazbin group chat)

Angel: Whoa-ho-hoa! What's with some of these ships?! NifftyDust?! Who pairs me with Niffty?! They also got me with Pen's Egg Bois!

Niffty: Awwww, I was hoping it would be with that bad boy at the club! Oh! I'm in a polyship with the Vees!

Cherri: Ha! StaticRadio is another big one for this writer. Never would have thought Vox and Alastor would be a mutual pining.

Alastor: (glitches out) What did you say???? (Peers over Cherri's shoulder) Oh, Zestial and Carmine are a ship, and they also put me with Rosie. That's not so bad.

Cherri: (reading one of the three Explicit rated works) Even if Rosie is pegging you with her ex-husband's dick?

Alastor: (Wendigo screeches echo through the hotel)

Husker: Why am I the hotel slut????? This guy's got me paired with literally everyone in the hotel!!!

Charlie: ......Everyone?

Husker: Even you, Princess. (Slams a bottle of Everclear) I need to forget I ever read this.

Lucifer: WHO PAIRED ME WITH SERA?!?!?!?! Who the Unholy Hell is Carmilla Carmine?! I'm paired with her, too!!!

Cherri: Awwwww~ I'm mostly paired up with Pentious..... okay, there's one for Angel. (Shrugs) Eh... Not the worst, but still not my thing.

Charlie: They can't be that bad, right? (Checks the page) I'M PAIRED WITH LUTE AND EVE?!?!?!?!?!?! (Scrolls feverishly) I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE WORK WITH VAGGIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Hazbins: (pause)

Angel: Wait a minute.... (scans through the ships) There ain't a single one of us paired with Vags.

Charlie: (plasters her face to Angel's) Who IS she paired with???

Angel: Some bitch named Emily? (Scrolls) Looks like about half of these fics are Vaggie and Emily.... With one rated E fic, too..... (Taps random fic) "Emily knew this could only end badly, but the way the fallen angel stared at her with a smoldering eye made her go weak at the knees. The two reached out and..." What the fuck??? (squints) "Passionately held hands"???

Charlie: (eyes bleed red as she scrolls up to the Author Name) Who's writing these?

Vaggie: (finally bothering to open the link and reads the page username) "Em-Emmie-E"

Charlie: (eye twitches, and she roars so loud that all of Pride can hear) EMILY!!!!!!!

-Meanwhile: In Heaven-

Emily: (watching Hell like it's the latest episode of Days of Our Lives and taking notes)

EMILY!!!!!!

Emily: (fumbles her notebook) Oh, peach crumble!

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incorrectjjkquotes · 4 months

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Gojo: Shoko, can you tell Suguru I'm mad at him and I'm not talking to him? Geto, right next to him: Shoko, can you tell Satoru I'm mad at him and I'm not talking to him? Shoko: I'm mad at you and I'm not talking to you. Gojo: No, I meant— Geto: She knows what you meant, Satoru. Gojo: Ha! You said something to me first!

#anon submission #jjk #incorrect quotes #jjk incorrect quotes #Jujutsu Kaisen #satoru gojo #shoko ieiri #suguru geto #stsg #satosugu #sashisu #satoshoko #sugushoko

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a-dauntless-daffodil · 23 days

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One night at the Hotel, they're scrolling through HellFlix and Vaggie suddenly gasps.

Vaggie: NO FUCKING WAY! It's finally on here!

Charlie: What? You find a show you like?

Vaggie: Not just "like", this is the best show EVER! I've wanted to binge it with you for years!

Charlie: Oh, neat! So, what show is it? What's it about?

Vaggie: I got three words for you, babe. Xena. Warrior. Princess!

SHE WILL RULE IN HELL AT LAST! HER TV SHOW SHALL REIGN SUPREME IN THE HEARTS OF THE MOST DANGEROUS BEINGS IN HELL!!!!! there is just ONE worrying part to that though....

Charlie: "Wait, she kills the king of hell?"

Vaggie: "It's not a historically accurate show babe don't worry about it."

Charlie: "Still... now I'm picturing her murdering my dad. Not sure how to feel about it..."

Lucifer: (intensely eating popcorn behind them) "Well I'd feel GREAT about it!"

Charlie: "Wh- Dad!?"

Lucifer: "It would be an honor."

Charlie: "To be KILLED by her???"

Lucifer: "Of course! Look at her snarling war face! Look at her THIGHS-"

Charlie: "DAD!!!!!"

Vaggie: (sighing) "Wish I was king of hell so she'd murder me..."

Lucifer: "Poor Maggie." (pats her) "There there, maybe Xena- or Gabrielle might be better seeing as you've been cheering every time she comes on screen- maybe they'd agree to murder the princess consort of hell too?"

Vaggie: "I uhhhh- s-sir, me and Charlie, we're not-"

Lucifer: "Right yes of course! Future princess consort."

Vaggie: "Ffffffuture-?"

Charlie: "DAD HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ABOUT XENA!? YOU ARE STILL MARRIED TO MOM!"

Lucifer: "Ohhh Char-Char.... Lilith would be FIRST in line for death at the hands of this warrior princess lady and her gal pal. Especially if they used those amazing thighs of theirs to-"

Vaggie: "Sir, please don't finish that sentence and ruin the best show in all creation for my girlfriend by adding more family trauma."

Lucifer: "Whoops! Gosh am I saying too much now? Oh golly, my bad my bad, ha ha ha!"

Charlie: "...."

Vaggie: "Sweetie? Wanna switch the show off for a while?"

Charlie: "....actually, Vaggie..."

Vaggie: "?"

Charlie: "... D'you think we could get a Xena costume in your size?"

Lucifer: (jaw drops)

Vaggie: "Hhhhh... I- yeah, probably? I mean.... this is hell, and her outfit is mostly leather, so...."

Charlie: "Would you wanna wearrrrr it~?"

Lucifer: (drops popcorn)

Vaggie: "Do you even have to ask?"

Charlie: "Mmmm heheh- but I like setting a good example, and you know I loooove it when people ask~"

-THUD-

Charlie: "ohshitballsdickfuck- DAD-"

Vaggie: "Hostia!"

Lucifer: "IM FINE! AHAHAHA"

Charlie: "Dad- dad im so SORRY i forgot you were here-!"

Lucifer: "NO NO I HEARD NOTHING AND AM A-O-KAYYY!!!!"

Charlie: "You fell face first onto your own cane! You're BLEEDING!"

Lucifer: "Everything is fine! Once I've been sick into this bag of popcorn i will be extra specially FINE and our little impromptu family tv night together is going SO SPLENDEDLY WELL, isn't it Maggie!?"

Vaggie: "Ajo y agua..."

Charlie: "VAGGIE HELP- THE BLOOD??"

Vaggie: (sighing) (smiling) (standing up)

Vaggie: "...I'll go get the first aid kit."

-silly bonus-

Niffty: (from under couch) "I'll trade you the first aid kit for a vile of his bloooooood~~"

Charlie, Vaggie, Lucifer: (screaming and jumping on the couch and clinging to each other in terror)

Niffty: "Don't worry!" (giggles) "It's just for my Collection~"

Charlie, Vaggie, Lucifer: (screaming LOUDER)

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #lucifer morningstar #nifty hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #this whole extended family has the exact same taste in women prove me wrong #xena wrecking people even in hell and even in another tv show #<- she has the range #family night is suffering #anon look what happened #this was stupid fun thank u #<3

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cyath · 7 months

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Your art is so cute ;_; I'm curious, what do you think PinocchiYuu would look like? Thats Yuu but their nose grows when they lie.

Honestly I think PinocchioYuu would be a child and instead of the cricket guiding Yuu to do good it would be grim instead, which you can imagine would end up in chaos 💀 Also the dynamic between PinocchioYuu and Ortho would be very interesting and adorable

Edit: the perfect name would be Pinocchiyuu! Totally not stealing this idea from anybody•3• ( @kahunap ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ⁱᵈᵉᵃ)