#kal el kent

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

Here have some superfam memes

#these are all from this server im in lmao #im so mean to clark LMAO #i love him but thats why im mean to him i promise #clark kent #jon kent #jonathan kent #kon el kent #conner kent #chris kent #lor zod #kal el kent #superman #superboy #superfam #superfam dc #dcu #memes

[kal8elle]

Art by https://twitter.com/hokkemaruyaki

#superman #clark kent #kal el #jon kent #jon el #jonathan kent #jonathan samuel kent #bruce wayne #batman #alfred pennyworth

[snow-bees]

Worst case of youngest child privilege I have ever seen

#supersons #superman #clark kent #jonathan kent #jon kent #batman and robin #batman robin #red robin #tim drake #robin dc #dc robin #robin #damien wayne #superboy #kon el #kal el #conner kent #batfam #dc comics #dc movies #dc #dcu #dc characters #dc universe #dc fanart #batman #battle of the super sons #super sons #my art #fanart

[caviarr]

I LOVE THEM

#my adventures with superman #my adventures with superman spoilers #pretty minor tho #superman #clark kent #kal el #lois lane #jimmy olsen #dc #thank you so much for all the notes #1k #5k #10k

[frappegoddess]

I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this

Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.

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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.

Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic

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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??

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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.

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The Justice League will never live it down

#lol #bruce wayne #dc batman #batman #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #batman comics #dc universe #dc #justice league #justice leage of america #tim drake #tim drake wayne #red robin #jason todd #red hood #stephanie brown #dc spoiler #duke thomas #barbra gordon #damian wayne #robin #clark kent #superman #kal el #superbat #Y'all write some more potential tweets in the comments #Picture Barry Allen clowning every week #Oliver getting jealous he doesn't get thirst tweets written about him

[iwannabealice]

clark: i met this boy last night that seemed to really hate you

bruce: that could be anyone, what did he look like?

clark: tall, white, dark hair, really big-

bruce: ah, that’d be jason. my son

#dceu #dc universe #dc comics #dcu #dc batman #dc batfam #dc superman #dc incorrect quotes #dc bruce wayne #clark kent #kal el #superman #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #robin #red hood #batfam #batfamily #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[sully-s]

Kryptonian Heritage Picture Day

#Jon Kent #Clark Kent #Conner Luthor #kara zor el #Kal El #Superman #Super girl #Superboy #Superfam #DCAU #DC comics #Fanart #messy art #unfinished art #To Lazy for backgrounds #Listen if 90's Conner wears crop jackets I'm going to put the man in crop kryptonian garb lol #Based off the 90s Superman Show

[but-a-humble-goon]

I kinda hate it when stories try to make Superman out to be some kind of impossible ideal embodiment of goodness when the point is Clark's decency is entirely unremarkable. The enlightened Kryptonians with their advanced culture and science didn't teach him decency, a pair of Kansas farmers did. Superman is good because people are good.

#clark kent #superman #kal el #dc #dcu #comics

[frownyalfred]

people think Batman is the vicious attack dog Superman has on a short leash. absolutely, incredibly wrong. Batman has Mr. “I love sunshine and save puppies from trees” on a leash that consists entirely of him saying “Kal” in a low tone because Superman can’t handle a perceived threat to Batman without absolutely losing it, red burning eyes and all.

#thoughts #not sure why this is all basically one sentence but #bruce wayne #batman #dc #superbat #clark kent #superman #‘oh he finally wrangled the bat onto his team huh’ #meanwhile bruce is all of Clark’s impulse control when it comes to destroying/not destroying people/the world #ok like 97% of it #kal el

[headcanonthings]

Clark: *Laying face down on the floor* Lois: So Bruce said he liked you? Clark, muffled: Yeah Diana: ...and you asked him to marry you? Clark: Yeah Lois: Oh shit. How did he react? Clark: Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more *Meanwhile* Bruce, kicking in the door to the Manor: Kids, Alfred! Holy shit I'm gonna get married!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu quotes #incorrect superbat quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect superman quotes #dcu #clark kent #kal-el #superman #lois lane #diana prince #wonderwoman #bruce wayne #batman #alfred pennyworth #batkids #superbat

[betterthanbatman1]

Reminder that Little!jason loved Superman

#Jason loving Wonder Woman is superior #But him him being in awe of Superman fills my heart too #Also ‘mY sUpEr hArD FiNgErnAiL’ made me audible laugh #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #dc #batfam #Superman #Clark Kent #kal el #dc comics #comic panels

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

K so time to write my superfam angst fic with:

Ma and Pa Kent, aka the only two braincells in this mess. Clark Kent, who would really like to get this god damned tractor fixed, but has to learn to deal with seven kids. He only planned for two. Lois Lane, who suddenly went from being mother of two to mother of seven. She only gave birth to one. Kara Zor El, long suffering and sick of her cousin’s bullshit, but someone has to teach these kids about Krypton and Clark sure as hell isn’t. Karen Starr, deciding to try and integrate with her alternate-universe cousin’s family a bit more. It would be easier if she knew how children worked. Kon El Kent, who did not sign up to be the eldest of seven children or the responsible one here. Mia Kent, who recently got away from Brainiac, coming to the realization maybe she’s not the most well adjusted. Laney Kent, who’s automatic reaction to everything is still “BRUTAL MURDER!!”. His friendship with Duke is not helpful. Chris Kent, currently getting used to the idea of the people he lives with giving a shit about him. Jon Kent, recovering from being held captive and traumatized by an evil version of his dad for a year. Also, he’s twelve. Otho-Ra and Osul-Ra, eight years old and fully ready to become the family menaces.

#dc #superfamily #superfam dc #superman #superboy #clark kent #kal el kent #lois lane #ma kent #pa kent #jon kent #kon el kent #conner kent #mia kent #cirl-el #chris kent #lor zod #otho ra #osul ra #jon lane kent #kara zor el #kara danvers #karen starr #power girl #supergirl

[kal8elle]

“So you can see through... anything.”

“Pretty much! I have a hard time with lead I guess, but everything else? sure!”

“Alright, what about minds then, hm? Can you see through those?”

“Like a MIND READER? Gosh no, of course not!”

“I’m never really sure what you’re thinking, miss Lane.”

“Ah, I see. I guess i’ll just have to tell you, then.”

“Tell me what, miss Lane?”

“Just that I love you, Clark. That’s all.”

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Art by https://twitter.com/kennnajean

#superman #clark kent #kal el #lois lane #superman and lois #lois and clark

[ms-musers]

Clark Kent, trying to leave a gala he’s covering: Ope, just gonna squeeze right past you.

Bruce Wayne, who heard Superman say the same thing at a Justice League meeting that morning: No fucking way

#idk if this makes sense #I’m from the midwest #it’s very common to hear and very distinct here #like I’ll be in the store and usually I’ll hear someone say it at least once #superman #clark kent #kal el #the batman #Batman #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #batman and superman #dc comics #comics #superbat

[two-sibyls-tall]

Consider: Batman’s identity gets leaked to the press, enough that it’s a popular rumor but not enough for it to be confirmed, and the JL all pitch in to just. Gaslight the shit out of the media.

Superman: Uh, Bruce Wayne? Hasn’t Batman saved that guy a couple of times?

Wonder Woman: I’m unsure if we’re speaking of the same Bruce Wayne. The one who invited me to a gala three weeks ago and got so drunk he tripped into a chocolate fountain? This is the Bruce Wayne you believe to be the Bat?

Green Lantern: Doesn’t Bruce Wayne have like a million kids? And run a business? I don’t know about the rest of the League, but superhero-ing’s a full-time job for me.

Flash: (play dumb) Who’s Batman? (not that dumb-!)

Green Arrow: Why would I want to be on a team with a billionaire?

#dc #dc batman #justice league #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #kal el #wonder woman #diana of themyscira #green lantern #hal jordan #the flash #barry allen #green arrow #oliver queen

[satoshy12]

Dani/Ellie is explaining why Lois Lane is the true hero in class. Dani:" And this is why Lois Lane is the true hero." Teacher:" Why… does that make sense?" Dani had explained why Lois Lane is the true hero, as she, while finding the truth, got Superman to learn it. Superman is just the muscle for Lois Lane's brain, and then Lois writes about it. Jon whispering: Dad I know you can listen. I will tell mom about this just for her reaction." 

#dp #danny phantom #dc #dcau #Jon Kent #superman #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp + dc #dc comics #clark kent #kal el #justice league #Lois Lane #Jon x Dani #dani fenton #Dani phantom #ellie fenton #ellie phantom