#sambucky incorrect

[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Sam coming home to find Bucky watching strange unsolved mysteries: whatcha doing?

Bucky, watching intently: seeing how many of these was me.

Sam: …how many did you find so far?

Bucky: around 8, I’m still not sure about the one.

Sam: 😨

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Why are you two being weird?

Sam: Bucky and I kissed.

Kate: WHAT?!

Bucky: To keep our cover from being blown. We didn’t have a choice.

Kate: TELL ME EVERYTHING!

Sam: Kate, it was just a kiss, okay? It was for a mission. It was nothing.

Scott: Yeah, who cares about a kiss? Call me when you grab each other’s asses.

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[mojiitoos]

Bucky : “I feel like we're starting to lose the ''b'' in our «bromance», bro.”

*Sam, pausing from kissing Bucky's neck* : “Hmph?”

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[marvelflame2010]

Bucky: Alright fucklords

The Avengers: ...

Sam: ...

Bucky: Shit, I forgot this wasn't a Thunderbolts meeting

Bucky: Forget what I just said

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[ir0npvrker]

sam: *reaches for the fries on bucky’s plate*

bucky: *slams grocery store divider between his plate and sam’s hand*

sam:

sam: you said you didn’t take that from the store

bucky: and you said you didn’t want any fries, yet here we are

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[marvelnatasha]

Sam: I am an expert at identifying birds. I'm THE Falcon.

Bucky: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Sam: Yeah, they're all birds.

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[delulu-with-wandanat]

Wanda Pre-Westview Deluluness

Sam: Hey, Wanda. Whatchu writing?

Wanda, covering her laptop: Nothing...

Sam, takes her laptop: Give me that.

Wanda: NO! GIVE IT BACK-

Bucky: Wanda x Natasha, 120k words, slow burn, daddy kink??

Wanda: STOP-

Sam: Dom Natasha, Sub Wanda, spanking, choking, hair pulling-

Natasha:

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[naferty]

A Love Language

Sam: Fuck you, Bucky

Bucky: I'd kill for you, Sam

Steve: Can't you both say I love you like normal people?

Steve: Please?

Tony: I'd sacrifice myself for you, Steve

Steve:

Steve: I'd die for you, Tony

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[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Bucky: I'm turning in for the night. Good night, Sam.

Sam: Good night, Bucky. Love you

Bucky: Love you

Bucky: *lies in bed*

Bucky:

Bucky:

Bucky: WAIT-

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[marvel-lous-guy]

Sam: I can't believe you ate the last slice of pizza

Bucky: Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want it?

Sam: No, I love staring at empty pizza boxes

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[mimisempai]

MASTERPOST

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost : here

Quiet, gentle & romantic Omens Masterpost : here

On the road to season 3 Masterpost : here

Daily ineffable smiles : here

Fanfictions Masterpost : here

You may ask, send whatever you want! I am always happy to answer.

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[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson as text messages

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Sam: I'm gonna kick your ass.

Bucky: I'd love to see you try.

Sam: Saturday. Noon. The usual place.

Bucky: You're on. Loser pays for dinner and the movie.

Scott: CAN YOU JUST ASK EACH OTHER OUT NORMALLY??

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[mojiitoos]

Sam : “Don't flirt with my sister.”

Bucky : “Okay.”

*5 minutes later*

*flirts with sam*

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[marvelflame2010]

Computer: Please type a password

Bucky: *types Y/n’s name*

Computer: Your password is too weak

Bucky: The fuCK YOU JUST SAY?

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[newkindofl0ve]

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