#texting shenanigans

[eat-a-bone]

some out of context chats with my friends, i think we're all going to hell.

#texting shenanigans #out of context quotes #out of context chats #i'm going to hell #honkaimpact3rd #onceler

[sepia-stained-sunset]

Duke, Jason, Damian and Cass who only knew Kon and Tim during their "I would burn down the world for you" era asking the rest of the family how Tim missed their obvious chemistry, how he's been oblivious to the person he's been in love with since the day they met.

Steph, Dick, Bruce, Alfred and Babs, who all got a taste of their initial Young Justice years where Tim was one second away from framing Kon for murder, just exchange amused looks.

#tim would probably leave hundreds of messages to steph complaining about kon until even steph just hates him on principle #and then two months later he's making heart eyes at the man and steph is like 'are you FUCKING KIDDING ME???!' #if tim and kon ever got together steph would break into his house and force him to listen to her read his old texts out loud #tim drake #kon el kent #timkon #batfam shenanigans

[superbat-love]

Bruce: Why are you kids making such a ruckus this early in the morning?

Damian: Father, the alien is taking too long in the bathroom!

Clark: [singing in the bathroom]

Tim: You’re jumping the queue, demon brat! Get back in line!

Bruce: There are over 20 bathrooms in this house. Why are you all fighting over this one?

Tim: The wifi signal is the strongest here.

Steph: The natural lighting is the best here!

Dick: This one has a jacuzzi!

Damian: I’m your son!

Jason: Because Tim and Damian are here.

Duke: This bathroom’s the least haunted.

Cass: [finishes tying Jason’s and Damian’s shoelaces together]

Bruce: Well this is my bathroom. Go get your own. If you start fighting, no, when you start fighting outside this door, I’m getting Alfred to bring out the water hose. [enters the bathroom and shuts the door behind him]

#dc headcanon #batfam headcanons #batfamily headcanons #batfam shenanigans #incorrect dc quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #dc fanfic #drabble #text post #superbat #batfam #batfamily #dc #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #batkids #batdad #robin #nightwing #dick grayson #red hood #jason todd #red robin #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas

[blessedtoysoldier]

This is what dreams are made of 😵‍💫❤️

#just two dummies huh #was hoping for more but I’ll take this for now #my frog #he has no idea how much I wanna hug him #like so bad #okay goodnight #jen talks #texting shenanigans

[magpie-trinkets]

continuing that "maya tries to contact claire" post, i present you the post-Spirit of Justice follow-up

#post that caters to ME specifically #let me first tag #ghost trick spoilers #lost future spoilers #now that that's out of the way. you know who's on that suitcase ;) #also claire is fucked up by time travel shenanigans so it's possible let's just say #also ghost powers grow and change with time sooooo. let's play with canon #layton “i have a dead girlfriend” and yomiel “i had a dead girlfriend” bisexuals #also yes the whole gang traveled to london they're just strolling around #maya had unfinished business and now that she's more powerful she's BACK #this would take place 7-or-so years after lost future/plvspw so layton is in his mid-forties here. i had to look it so correct me if im not #also yes this is a crossover AU i have rotating in my mind i love the source material and layton's and claire whole thing no shade to that #powerful narrative that made me cry #but with aa and gt magic fuckery we have the technology #also about the jail bit. that's a fic i am writing (one sentence every month) #ghost trick #professor layton #ace attorney #my art #ms paint #GOD. that wall of text is surely something

[qcomicsy]

Phrases I bet were said on the Batcave without context.

Duke: So you had enough time to put a dinosaur here but not to cover the endless pit of death?

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Babs (To Dick in the Batman suit): Do not kiss me wearing that it freaks me out.

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Jason: Okay. Got it you have a plan. Great. But before we all follow it I have to ask– is that a fucking cow?

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Damian: I admit. I haven't misplanned how to get Batcow out of the cave.

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Alfred: Master Bruce there's a lot of courage in trying to tell me how to take care of the kid you won't clean up after.

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Tim (to the Jason's memorial): Stop looking at me like that.

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Jason (to the Jason's memorial): Stop looking at me like that.

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Superman (first time there): You know I'm not surprised.

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Bruce (In the middle of a video call with the Justice league and hearing the loudest argument from upstairs): Give me a second.

Bruce: DO NOT MAKE ME GO UP THERE

Silence.

Bruce: As I was saying–

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13 year old Tim: Okay, hear me out– That might sound a little crazy. But what about. . . pants. Same thing, same suit, but with pants

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Bruce (being paranoid): I'm not being paranoid.

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Jason, looking at the Batcomputer: Ever tried to run GTA on this thing?

Tim: You are a danger to society,

Tim: And a coward. Try Skyrim.

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20 something Nightwing visiting: Why are you awake?

15 year old Jason: Why are you dressed as the lost member of the village people?

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Batman: I thought you were on a family vacation.

13 year old Tim: So did my parents– Look at what I found on the Two-Face case.

#batfam incorrect texts #batfamily incorrect texts #batfam shenanigans #duke thomas #the signal dc #barbara gordon #batgirl #redhood #damian wayne #robin #damian robin #alfred penyworth #tim drake #tim drake robin #tim robin #red robin #clark kent #dick grayson #nightwing #dick grayson batman #batman dick grayson #jason todd

[harrietvane]

A thought about the John Wick universe rattling around my head like a bean in a jar:

Everyone who meets john wick is in some ways immediately in love with him. Every movie introduces new characters who greet this isolated, self-contained man (who barely says a word) with gentle joy at their reunion, even if - especially if - they’re there to kill him. Immediate loyalty and affection. Oh John I was so sorry to hear about your recent loss. Even sorrier to have to kill you. No one regrets more than I due to the love and loyalty I bear you. Please, how might I assist you, just say the word. Let me break all the rules just to lay my cloak at your feet. It will blow my entire life up irrevocably to help you - but you do need help and we go way back and you’re looking at me with your big brown eyes, so like I will definitely do that for you baby. More than one enemy pauses mid-fight to allow him a respectful breather, just thrilled to do so. All this while the movie denies us ANY FLASHBACKS AT ALL to his previous encounters with any of these people. Closest we get is the pencil anecdote? I think? A veil has been delicately drawn over his past that inspired such devotion, but as a viewer you are 100% convinced the love is REAL. They do go way back and it must have been quite a time. Even ‘antagonists’ who hold the role of smug pre-dead guy are all ‘oh John you’re just so gosh darn impressive, I tell all my friends about how great you are, genuinely honoured to be murdered by you’. And you know what, that’s fair.

#john wick #is excommunicado except he isn’t bc of the big brown eyes as far as everyone is concerned #they are correct #text post shenanigans

[violent138]

Bruce, outside Clark's room on the Watchtower: "Clark? What's happened, your message said it was an emergency--"

Clark: "Oh good I'm losing my mind." *yanks Bruce in*

Clark, exhausted, rocking a wailing Jon: "Lois had an emergency and I really need your help because no matter what I do he won't stop crying."

Bruce, rubbing his temples: "Uhh."

Clark: "Well?"

Bruce, glaring at him: "Well? Well what?"

Clark: "You've had so many kids!"

Bruce: "None of them were ever babies! Call me back in eight years!"

Both of them flinched as Jon wailed louder.

Clark, in despair: "I'm calling Diana."

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Diana, with lasso clenched in Jon's hand: "Why do you cry, little one?"

Jon: *still shrieking and sobbing*

Diana, looking up at them both: "This usually works."

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Barry, hands on his knees as he examined Jon: "Maybe he's in pain?"

Bruce glared at Barry as Clark panicked, hands messing up hair.

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Oliver, cooing: "Uncle Ollie's got this lil' guy, you just need some white noise." *turns on his playlist*

Jon:*screaming now*

Bruce: "You're completely useless."

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Hal: "What's going on in here?" *elbowing his way into the crowded room*

Bruce: "Busy right now, Jordan." *frantically going through scientific articles*

Hal stared in horror at the child, who J'onn and Arthur are negotiating with while vigorously rocking the screaming toddler: "Jeez, what the hell are you two doing?" *conjures a giant green rattled and shakes it*

Jon, utterly transfixed abruptly stops crying. Clark raises his head off the table the second the sound stops, relieved.

Hal: "Want to see something even cooler?" *makes a plane and has it fly around*

Jon, reaching out to it, smiling a little despite the tears. Half the room isn't breathing.

Hal, grinning: "That's right little man, it is cool. So guys, seriously, why are we all in here?"

The League, as the small plane vanishes: "Don't stop!"

Hal, startled: "Whoa, relax! Uh, who wants to see a dinosaur?"

#Text post #jla #Batman #Superman #jon kent #Dc comics #Clark Kent #Bruce Wayne #diana prince #Hal Jordan #j'onn j'onzz #Arthur Curry #Barry Allen #Oliver Queen #Green Arrow #Flash #watchtower #Watchtower shenanigans #You guys Hal was literally a toy salesman at some point

[lamaery]

21 - Rusty

All I could think of was Wax running up staircase t the end of Bands of Mourning and noticing that he might be getting too old for this.

Also I just enjoy drawing him. and as an appendix to this: @curlytale and I were musing how Wax didn’t throw his back out in TLM, I suggested that surely Steris would have penned out a proper training schedule and then @priscellie threw in the idea of them doing scadrian yoga each morning. :D how could I not sketch this!?

#cosmere #brandon sanderson #stormlight archive #procreate #character art #spoiler #bands of mourning #cosmere inktober #cosmere inktober 2023 #waxilium landrian #steris landrian #wax x steris #Family #yoga #rusty #cfsbf #discord shenanigans #id in alt #described #id in alt text

[grooviestguru]

hc that one day the upperclassmen bring up neil/marissa Incident while andrew is in hearing distance. the whole story is retold, complete with reenactments and typical fox dramatics as they howl at neil’s reaction to this poor girl just trying to get his number. 

importantly, this is the first and only time the other foxes see two things from andrew: ONE (1). how close he is to laughing at the absurdity of the entire story, of marissa being so silly, of neil being obtuse as a goose (but that’s ANDREW’S obtuse goose, tyvm), and generally the concept of neil not comprehending someone’s advances and TWO (2). how close he is to expressing real regret... regret that he wasn’t there in person to witness this glorious moment, of seeing someone else suffer from neil’s utter lack of awareness that andrew thought only he had to endure, of not seeing neil’s face and hearing his voice as he told marissa ‘i wouldn’t call you’. the ONLY time the upperclassmen see andrew that close to these emotions he claims not to feel.

#tell me i'm wrong? #despite what he says andrew lives for neil's shenanigans #andreil #andrew minyard loves neil josten #andrew minyard #neil josten #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #aftg hc #aftg text

[yourlittlettoy]

So.. I met subbylittlelee (this links to her Instagram!) last weekend 😍😘❤️

She is my dark, twisted, non-con soul sister 🥰 you’ve never seen two girls so eager for a nightmarish experience in one room 👯‍♀️✨~

We were matchy in both our Disney hoodies, and as well in our desire to tease u~ 👣😇😉

#feet #me #toes #pictures #photos #photo set #tease~ #community friends #subbylittlelee #seriously guys I used to just screenshot her text posts to explain my dark preferences to people #hearing her talk was like having the thoughts taken straight from my brain #it was crazy :D and im so thankful to have met her- #can anyone spot shenanigans happening in the last photo 👀 #actually illegal 😂😂😤😜

[inkysquelched]

They’re gay your honor. 🥰

Bonus sketches:

#my art #digital art #splatoon art #agent 24 #i might just tag all my agent 24 stuff as #agent shenanigans #so yall can find it easier #of just agent stuff in general #i imagine that three is a fan of routine #and the only reason shes so surprised is bc this came out of nowhere to her #after this she probably texted 8 ‘thank you :)’ #three doesn’t talk much #neither does eight #noodles art #oh yeah #agent 4 #shes there lol #almost gave her the nintendo treatment #the floor is having a consistent artstyle #and im levitating

[superbat-love]

Bruce: So? What are they doing now?

Clark: They’re sitting on the bench and eating ice cream.

Bruce: How close?

Clark: [squints] Umm, pretty close.

Bruce: How. Close.

Clark: [sighs exasperatedly] There’s a 12 inch gap between them. Bruce, did you call me here to the Batcave to spy on Cass and her date?

Bruce: Cass told me not to follow her, tag her with any recording devices or spy on her using drones or hidden cameras. I haven’t done any of that.

Clark: So I’m your tiny little loophole.

Bruce: Trust me, there’s nothing tiny or little about you, Clark. Now, what flavor are their ice-creams?

#overprotective dad #dc headcanon #batfamily headcanons #batfam headcanons #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #batfam shenanigans #drabble #text post #superbat #batfam #batfamily #dc #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #cassandra cain #black bat

[blessedtoysoldier]

#how it’s been going with the loml #he’s dumb but I’m dumber #my frog #texting shenanigans #I’ll always appreciate these kind of texts

[smw-on-kamino]

Fives, comming Rex: remember how I said Echo and I were going to have a calm night out for once?

Rex: yes

Fives: well, we‘re at the Coruscant prison now

Rex: *turns off com*

#meme #star wars #captain rex #fives #echo #domino twins #shenanigans #incorrect quotes #maybe funny maybe humour #mystuff #text post #the clone wars #the clown wars #tcw

[scretladyspider]

“Tumblrs shutting down!!” ok I mean they’ve said that at least twice a year for the last ten years, if you didn’t know you were on a sinking ship yet you have not been paying attention for a very long time now, and idk I’m not frightened tbh, it just feels like another day on the hellsite (affectionate), for my own part I will be here holding onto the railing on the deck until the ship sinks, clinging desperately to my weird little personally curated queer neurodivergent hyperfixation trauma museum, so help me god.

#tumblr #tumblr shenanigans #tumblr shut down #tumblr update #tumblr news #hellsite #tumblr hellsite #tumblr staff #staff #lgbtqia #queer #adhd #text #i will go down with this ship #i will bite you #bites you bites you bites you