#I'm either about to get ROASTED or everyone's going to be scared of me

[the-down-upside-finch]

WIP List (Tag Game!)

Thank you for the tag, @anyablackwood!

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

...I don't think you understand what you are asking me to do.

*drags out my folder labeled "WIPs," where each of my stories have their own folders because I have to be organized* So, we have, in an order that descends into the "unnamed" docs: (The * means that this is a big folder with even more stuff inside of it)

Potentially Kinetic (webcomic)* - PK S1 by Chapter - PK S2 by Chapter - Idea Blurbs - Timeline

Stained Integrity (webcomic)* - (1) Stained Integrity (Revision Doc 2) - (2) Stained Integrity - [insert title]

Pentad of Un (novel)

Minding Q's (novel)

Secrets of a Gon (novel series)* - (1) Secrets of a Gon - (2) Secrets of a Gon: Fairling - (3) Secrets of a Gon: Witchery - (4) Secrets of a Gon: Krow

The New Magicians (novel series)* - (1) The Lucky Ring That Brought Bad Luck (The New Magicians) - (2) The Wooden Stick From the Wizard's Castle (The New Magicians) - (3) The Jeweled Heart From the Mage’s Dungeon (The New Magicians) - (4) The Ruby Crown That Shapeshifted When Worn (The New Magicians) - (5) The Glass Box Which Held an Unseen Curse (The New Magicians) - (6) The Feathered Mask That Could See Darkness (The New Magicians) - (7) The Hiltless Sword That Was Held By Shadows (The New Magicians) - (8) The Blue Cloak Worn to Cover a Curse (The New Magicians) - (9) The Spotted Egg From the Dragon Caverns - (10) The Bottle of Dust Stolen From Thieves' Bazaar - (11) The Ghostly Ship That Sank With the Sun - (12) The Arcane Ingredients Needed to Brew a Potion (The New Magicians) - (13) The Shell-Made Throne at the Bottom of the Sea - (14) The Gon Blood of the Last Descendants

Parallel Shadows (novel series)* - (1) Parallel Shadows (Revision Ver.) - (2) Light of the Railing (Parallel Shadows) - (3) Burning in Degrees (Parallel Shadows) - (4) Perpendicular Grid (Parallel Shadows) - (5) Crossed Between Axes (Parallel Shadows) - (6) Divisual of Angles (Parallel Shadows)

Wager and Cursed (novel trilogy)* - (1) Betting on Mushrooms - (2) Flying for High Stakes (Wager and Cursed) - (3) Always Bet on Blackmail (Wager and Cursed)

Shakedown (stream-of-consciousness experiment)

When It Showers

Link & Pin* - (1) Link & Pin — (The Quill & The Feather) - (2) Link & Pin — (Murder of Crows) - (3) Link & Pin — (Blue Overcast)

The Final Straw

A Stanger Comes to Town

Navigating Peril With a Compass and a God

150 Million Tonnes

Lies Von Iash

Shards of Midnight

Something in Retaw

The Neitherling & Champion

Beachcombers

Deck Them All

The Hotel With the Glass Elevator (previously titled "GGD Crew")

Half-Hour Identity

Head Space

Twisted, Entwined

Out Phazed

Non-Stop ∞

My Life is a Comedy (and I am a Side Character)

Two-Faced Flip

(post-apocalyptical world where you can kill someone for like a house)

(the necromancer/holy knight thing)

(Where the knight gets stuck protecting the practitioner)

(Attempt to write mystery)

(that one story idea)

(Untitled WIP, Walled-In Town)

A prince that can turn into a dragon visits a kingdom where he is supposed to marry the princess and he turns into a dragon to share his secret but someone sees him so they have to make up a whole situation where the princess is captured by the dragon and

Like 82957 short stories that I'm not going to list here because. there are literally so many of them.

Y'all. That's like 35 WIPs in my stupid WIP folder, not counting the individual stories within each series. THERE'S NO WAY I FOLLOW KNOW MANY WRITEBLRS BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO BACK DOWN FROM A CHALLENGE So I'm (gently) tagging: @my-cursed-prince, @athenswrites, @amaiguri, @k-v-briarwood, @the-grim-and-sanguine, @planets-and-prose, @owlsandwich, @card-queen, @zestymimblo, @lordcatwich, @wordswrittenbynight, @worldsfromhoney, @ahordeofwasps, @autumnalwalker, @nettleandthorne, @bassguitarinablackt-shirt, @gwenthekween, @harleyacoincidence, @dancinginsepia, @fire-but-ashes-too, @aziz-reads, @serendipminiewrites, @maskedemerald, @da-na-hae, and literally whoever else wants to do this because. Yeah. Open tag.

(I realize after typing all of that that the game is probably just supposed to refer to only one specific WIP but you know what. I already typed all of that so I'm just going to live with it. Have fun y'all.)

#Zeta Rambles #HONESTLY? HOW DARE YOU EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS #I'm either about to get ROASTED or everyone's going to be scared of me #Yes every single one of those docs has at least several coherent paragraphs and a story outline. Yes I am insane #Okay I'm gonna go hide in a corner now hopefully I don't get flagged for spam tagging ahahaha #Writeblr #Tag Game #WIP List Tag Game #Long Post #ZootaWrites #Oh by the way my main account was tagged but I'm just doing this on my sideblog

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Investment plans

@cullen-blue23 🧟💌⚔️ I have returned with my Wen Ning appreciation agenda! I keep imagining WWX discovering the Ghost General simps and immediately deciding to throw hands to defend his besties honour. WN is confused, but very flattered (and no longer feels safe being left alone with Lan Jingyi)

Some kind of part 2 to this one

This was an incredibly funny piece to write, shoutout to Lan Jingyi for seeing a business opportunity and running with it.

Wei Wuxian rushes through the Cloud Recesses, Suibian in hand, unsheathed - and that never happens unless there is a great emergency somewhere that he knows he can't fix with just Chenqing. There are very few such instances - one was when Lan Sizhui got kidnapped, and another was when some poor sod put a curse on Lan Wangji, and to this day nobody knows or dares ask what happened to either of those people. So to see the Yiling Patriarch (who's usually just fun and mischievous Wei-qianbei) exude murderous intent, everyone makes way for him to storm out of the Cloud Recesses without issue. Not that they're scared he'd kill them - but it's better to be safe than sorry.

Lan Wangji struggles to catch up to him, and that's saying something. "Wei Ying!"

"Leave me alone, I'm going to kill this Yan Bai person myself! How dare he!"

"Wei Ying!" Lan Wangji tries again, finally reaching close enough to his husband to get a hold of his shoulder.

"What?! You've seen those ridiculous drawings and read those horrible stories too! Aren't you supposed to be righteous?!"

Lan Wangji is not going to take offense to that and he's not going to fight with Wei Ying in the middle of the Cloud Recesses where everybody can see. In fact, there won't be any fight at all.

"You can't kill Yan Bai."

"Like hell I can't, I've killed hundreds, what's one more!"

"We'll circle to that later, but the reason you can't kill him it's because he doesn't exist!"

Wei Ying blinks at his husband incredulously. "Lan Zhan, do you take me for a fool? What do you mean he doesn't exist? Then who created that ludicrous sexy Ghost General calendar? The fanfiction subscription service? The fan letters?!"

Lan Wangji sighs like the weight of the world rests on his shoulders. "Come with me, I'll tell you in private. And please put Suibian away."

---

Inside the jingshi, Wen Ning and Jingyi await. Now, Wei Ying is even more confused than before, joining Lan Wangji at the table. He takes a seat, and says, "Wei Ying, please meet Yan Bai." as he elegantly gestures towards Jingyi, who looks very much like Wen Ning down - a living corpse.

There is such tense silence in the jingshi that it feels suffocating. Jingyi has long accepted he's going to die today, he's said his goodbyes and even sent a last letter roasting Jin Ling express shipping to Jinlintai. All his affairs are in order, might as well get it over with.

"How much money did you make?" Wei Ying asks, his voice flat and neutral, and somehow scarier than when he's angry.

"I... Double my allowance, sir."

"Per month?"

"Per week... sir."

Wei Ying whistles lowly. "What did you spend it on?"

Lan Jingyi keeps quiet, eyes stubbornly squeezed closed.

"Well?"

"I cannot say."

"Why not?"

"It is forbidden."

Wei Ying rolls his eyes. "So is drawing porn, yet here you are."

"It's not - porn... it's-"

"Erotic art, whatever, same thing. I would know. So, where's the dough?"

"..."

"Lan Jingyi."

"We're saving up for something! It's - well, a surprise..."

"And you've decided to exploit Wen Ning for it?"

"It's not... exploiting. It's a... business. I overheard some people talking about him in a certain way and had an idea..."

The new information is nothing short of surprising, so Wei Ying turns to his friend. "Wen Ning, did you know about this?"

"...somewhat. Not to its full extent, but I agreed to the- stories."

"So then what's the big project that had you sell yourself out like this?"

"Please don't say that... I didn't... do that."

Wei Ying crosses his arms, raising an eyebrow. "I don't know, Wen Ning, I received a letter from Yunmeng-"

If Wen Ning could blush, he'd be beet red. "I didn't do anything for cash, I mean... all that you've heard about, I've done it... um, for fun..."

Wei Ying sighs so deeply he feels like he's taken up the whole air in the jingshi. This conversation is terribly embarrassing and he still wants to know what the hell they're saving up for.

"Here's how it's gonna go. Jingyi, you tell me what you've been investing in all this time, and I'll convince Hanguang-Jun over here not to punish you for the next 15 years."

Jingyi steals a look towards Wen Ning, and they seem to be having a silent conversation before Jingyi finally looks up at his seniors.

"We've been - the lotus pond we've been nursing in the Cloud Recesses died last spring, and we know how sad that made you. So we bought a piece of a lake near Caiyi and have hired someone specialized in lotus cultivation to help maintain them and make sure they don't die out like last time." A pitiful sigh, "But they're really expensive, even with all the help we got from Jinlintai... Jin Ling can't just give money out right now, so we had to... be creative. We actually got the idea at the last discussion conference, sect leader Nie dropped something about Yiling Laozu fanfiction selling really well in the past and, well..."

Wei Ying can do nothing but stare. Everyone - the kids, Wen Ning, even Nie Huaisang - all contributed to this one project that's more time-consuming than anything and that takes up a whole lot of money... and all that because he cried over the lotuses that dried up last spring instead of blooming. All that because they wanted him to be... happy.

He stands up from his seat abruptly, and Jingyi squeezes his eyes shut again, awaiting deliverance - instead he finds himself and Wen Ning pulled into a hug.

"Thank you."

Jingyi's eyes widen. "You're... not mad?"

"I am very mad. I married into this super rich sect for you lot to go sell porn for money?!"

"Wei-gongzi, it's not-"

"Quiet, Wen Ning! You should've just asked Lan Zhan for cash!"

"With all due respect, Hanguang-Jun is not adept at keeping secrets from you..."

"...fair. Still, all this was... a bit too much. Even if I appreciate it, it's not okay to do. So, there will be some kind of punishment for you, Jingyi."

"I know..." and he begins reciting, "...for lying, keeping secrets, making illicit money, drawing and reading pornographic material, distributing said material, pricing highly, not reporting earnings..."

"That's a long list of crimes to atone for. I'll leave Hanguang-Jun to do that. Wen Ning, come talk to me outside?"

"Yes."

---

"How do you feel... about all that?" Wei Ying asks as they stroll along the pathways around the jingshi. "The... materials, I mean."

"To be entirely honest... I am not that upset... You know I have not been very confident before... and this, surprisingly, helps a lot."

"Don't you feel... I don't know, objectified?"

A shrug. "Not really. Sure, it's a bit... weird to see so much... erotic material about me, but it's better than people calling for my death..."

Wei Ying sends him a sympathetic look. He wishes people could see him like that, kind and loving and soft, the way he truly is - nothing like the monster people accuse him to be.

"And anyway... I'm not entirely innocent either... so I'm not surprised there is, um, demand for such things."

"Right... uh, you should probably be a bit more on the down low with that in Yunmeng... I know people from there are really attractive but...like, I'm not trying to police what you do or anything-"

"It is fine, I understand what you mean." A conspirational smile. "I was planning to visit Qinghe next anyway, so you probably will not be receiving any more angry letters, hopefully... Though I must admit Hanguang-Jun's response was... quite hilarious."

Wei Ying chuckled. "He got the 'no bitches?' thing from Jingyi, which is why I think he won't punish the kid that harshly... but how do you feel about what he's done?"

"Well. It is... a bit excessive... but... I cannot say the idea is bad... I did get some of the proceedings myself after all..."

"Man, you guys have a whole business going on! Next thing you'll tell me is Sizhui's keeping the books or something."

"..."

"Wen Ning."

"..."

"WEN NING!"

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #wwx #ljy #wn #nhs #hope you like this one even if i strayed a bit from the prompt <3 #writing attempts

[grimalkinmessor]

Hmm, yeah. The way Hori wrote Hawks feeling guilty, it's like he doesn't see his parents as abusive. I mean, we even get a whole narration from adult Hawks saying he just saw them as "broken people" that he couldn't help. But I think, at the very least, he...psychologically feels some distance towards them because some internal part of himself does recognize it as abuse, even if he hasn't reached that conclusion himself? I say that because he says he was fine with cutting the relationship with his mom when his name was taken away, and he even though he's sad she ran away and that he couldn't face her, he's also relieved. He's free of his shackles now. Just that realistic feeling of when you're scared of making choices so when your life goes to hell and the choice is made for you, that you go "oh well, it is what it is" he doesn't have to feel guilty that this resulted from his hands that way, and secretly take comfort in the freedom it offers. As for the HPSC, he may not be actively working to shut them down, considering all that they use to control him with his mom, his criminal father, his literal lack of a legal identity before them, and his desire to help people, he's happy about them being shut down because "there's no one to give me orders anymore." And RE: Shouto and them not exactly singing Endeavor praises. I think Hawks comes to that conclusion of things being different now, because he has that flashback to Shouto, because Shouto chose to intern with Endeavor like...three times now? So maybe he doesn't fully hate his guts. But when we see him visit the TodoFam, he puts his arm around Shouto and asks, "was this scar also Endeavor's doing?" he says "Endeavor" as if he's speaking generally to everyone in the room, while giving him The Look, before frantically backtracking with wide eyes and a "oh shit" expression when Rei says it was her, so hey at least he's considerate and open to changing his theories if he was wrong about Endeavor changing?

Hori puts a lot of thought and layers into all of his characters, for sure. Though you're right on the fact that he glosses over several issues bc he either doesn't think about them or thinks they're fine—don't even get me STARTED on the treatment of Quirkless people I can rant forever—and that neglect and verbal abuse might not even cross his mind as actual abuse.

I think I've said it before (I might've even said it in the post you're referencing but tbh I have the memory of a goldfish) but I'm pretty sure that Hawks's primary coping mechanism is avoidance and denial. If he just yeets it far enough out of his brain that he doesn't think about it then it can't hurt him.

I say this mostly because this is also one of my biggest coping mechanisms, and I recognize a lot of Hawks's mannerisms as something I personally do when I'm trying to justify things that I know either aren't true or aren't right. And you're right—I have noticed him start to address the things that he's been avoiding, BUT he has yet to address the one that seemed to urge him to confront some of those truths in the first place.

I said it in a different ask (and I apologize for a bit of misinformation there, it had been a while since I read the manga chapters and I forgot that my Twicehawks brain didn't just,,,make some of that shit up) but Hawks doesn't seem particularly affected by Twice's death. Which, if the future chapters are any indication, we will be seeing that change soon and I can't WAIT—but I digress.

Hawks killing Twice was the ultimate catalyst for his sudden will to address his own thoughts upfront.

Everything spirals for him after he kills Twice. Dabi roasts his wings off, his mother flees, Endeavor gets exposed as an abusive father, hero society begins to collapse, etc. And yes, a lot of these aren't directly connected to Twice's death...but they are in Hawks's mind.

We don't know if it's the first time he's ever had to kill someone on HPSC orders, but it really looks like it is. He stalls, he bargains, and he ultimately has to kill Jin anyway. And not only was Twice likely his first kill, Twice was someone Hawks genuinely seemed to like. He was someone Hawks spent time around and got to know before he quite literally stabbed the villain in the back. That had to have put him in a weird headspace.

Because before Twice, we see Hawks internally justifying everything and tunneling his vision onto his goals, but after Twice, we see him finally start to acknowledge the problems he's been putting off and ignoring. And just in time too, because you can bet that Lady Nagant coming into play also threw him for a loop. And learning her story—a young hero hopeful trained to be little more than a glittery government assassin, gone rogue after getting tired of the blood on her hands—would've slapped Hawks in the face with not only the confirmation that the HPSC sucks, but that he could've easily turned out just like her.

After all, he'd already killed for them once, right? Who's to say that they wouldn't make him do it again? Hell, he knows they would make him do it again.

That's why I'm so interested in how this newest fight will turn out. Why I'm so interested in Hawks specifically; because not only is Twice back on the field, but Dabi has also shown up, like a mirror of the battle of Jakku. Because Dabi is both similar and different to Hawks in that he acknowledges that he has trauma, but he lies to himself about what exactly that trauma is. Dabi knows that he has been wronged, but he's got a skewed view on how he's been wronged: physical abuse vs verbal abuse vs neglectful abuse.

And I'm highly interested in seeing how Hawks, a man who is just now coming to terms with his own problems, is going to handle that. What he'll say, if he'll repeat himself or learn from his mistakes—if he'll be able to get through to anyone in particular :)

#asks #anonymous #hawks #takami keigo #bnha #boku no hero academia #character analysis #bnha manga spoilers

[newsie-collective]

Tommy Boy

Hi I know that technically Specs and Tommy tied But I didn't want to make any of y'all to wait any longer I'm so sorry to that one specific person who always reblogs our polls with Specs hype

T/W for transphobia & Refuge talk below the break

Quickfire Favorites

Food: “Pepp’mints! Really like the sof’ ones.”

Color: “Yella. Like the sun. N sunflowers.”

Season: “I don’ have a pa’ticler favorite season.”

Weather: “Sunny. I like sunny days ‘cos then I get to walk ‘round an’ hawk wit’ me fellas.”

Hobby: “Jacobi le’me help in the kitchen once. That was real fun. Wish he woul’ le’me do it again.”

Animal: “Do Blink count? I’on think I knows ‘nough animals to have a favorite.”

Memory: “Movin’ to Manhattan. Ev’ryone was real nice. Finch was gon’ fight ev’ryone that ain’t get my gender right.”

Comfort Item: “I don’t really got one. Ain’t never really had nothin’ to keep.”

Buckle up folks, this one’s real fucked up

Tommy Boy pretends to hate his nickname but it makes him feel fluttery inside. He rolls his eyes and groans and shoves Finch every time he says Tommy Boy/my main man/my home boy/anything else with boy or man. But it makes him giddy and excited

Because he’s a boy

And he knows all the others would fight for him

And that makes him feel real nice

Only knows how to solve things with his fist (but he and Albert are learning together)

He’s also still learning how to take compassion from the newsies. And how to not flinch when the others go to high five or hug him

Because non pain inducing hands on him is weird

He puts his hands in his pockets because he’s scared of hurting his friends or scaring them

He tells everyone it’s so he doesn’t get pickpocketed

Surprisingly good at cooking

Honestly dumb as fuck

Like most of the newsies have either street or book smarts

Tommy has neither

Puts the sexy in dyslexia

Thinks he can do no wrong

Not in a pretentious way 

In a “I just learned I had dyslexia, something I’ve been angry about my whole life, but when someone explained what it was to me, it doesn’t bother me anymore. It’s just a part of me and that’s neat” like a psychopath

Just kinda very aware of the fact that no one is made perfectly, and has come to terms with that

Likes to pull pranks

No longer dumb enough to pull them on Elmer or Davey 

Because they always know

And they know where he hides

And that’s not fair

He’s an angry crier. And he hates it. He hates crying, it makes him feel weaker than he already does when his emotions get the better of him

When he’s only a little mad, he yells to try and feel bigger (it’s a defense mechanism), if it gets worse he starts crying (even though he tries and fights it), and if it keeps getting worse he starts hitting things (he usually turns his anger to trees or punching bags. Inanimate objects. He doesn’t like hurting people), but it’s when he goes silent that’s the scariest. Because no one can tell what he’s thinking or what’s gonna happen. And he just stews in it

Loves music. Prefers music without words, but hates classical music.

When he gets affectionate, he likes holding people (and by people I mean Mush and Specs and Blink and occasionally Finch) but when he gets real deep in his head he needs to be held and his hair played with and just told that everything’s gonna be okay. His head is a dark fucking place. And he sometimes needs help finding his way out.

Jojo used to attack him with cuddles and hugs when he’d get too wound up

That earned Jojo several black eyes when they were first happening

“I love you Tommy Boy”

“Fuck you”

Flirty comments come easy to him. Except when it comes to his partners. They make him so nervous

Was really wary of Les and Davey hanging around, because they felt like outsiders, but Les once roasted Morris so hard that Tommy laughed for at least half an hour. He stayed close to Les when the brothers would come around.

He didn't wanna miss anything else the kid said.

Originally from Brooklyn, but they were too rowdy and angry, he kept getting triggered into panic attacks (and also a few of them kept deadnaming and misgendering him) so he moved to Manhattan

Most of the newsies that don’t know him are intimidated. 

“That’s Tommy from Brooklyn… I hear they kicked him ‘cross the bridge because he was too wild for even Spot Conlon”

Doesn’t care about the rumors. He’s okay with intimidating the people he doesn’t know.

Real fucked up backstory shit:

His birth name was Tamsyn, and he had a twin brother named Thomas. 

His brother was the first person he’d told about feeling more like a boy than a girl. And Thomas was so supportive of him. 

And one day, Thomas disappeared. 

Tommy’s dad wouldn’t tell him what happened, just that Tommy didn’t have a brother anymore. 

And Tommy knew that he was in danger. And he ran away. He stole some clothes to blend in with the newsboys on the street, got sent to the Refuge for three months, where he was kept in the feminine section of the prison.

Tommy was originally sentenced to one month, but he fought against Snyder when he tried to take Bumlets away, once he realized what was happening.

He stood up for others in the Refuge who were getting bullied and abused by Snyder.

He ended up at the Brooklyn boarding house not long after his release. He’d gotten tougher and buff while in the Refuge, and he’d finally gotten some clothes to wear (and keep)

Not many of them were too kind about his transition. Spot had only just become a leader for the boys, and was still trying to get his regime under control. Hotshot was one of the kindest to him, and one of the few he told about leaving.

Spot, Hotshot, and Swipe were the only three he told.

He crossed the bridge to Manhattan, talking to Kloppman about everything that had happened, and moved in that same night. 

He adopted his brother’s name in honor of him, but the others thought Thomas was too hoity toity for a newsie, so they called him Tommy. 

And then he told them that he hadn’t always been a boy, and that’s why he got called Tamsyn and she a lot. 

And so Finch starts his crusade to get everyone to call him Tommy Boy.

I hope y'all loved reading that as much as I loved writing it

Please no one mention how it's been not even a week and we already messed up our timing again

👻

#newsies #92sies #askthenewsies #carrying the banner #newsies of new york #livesies #king of new york #tommy boy #tommy boy newsies #👻

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1112: Timing Out Protective Fathers (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

2:42 p.m. at the Smash Beach..........

Lucina: (Crosses her Arms While Standing Next to Kamui and Wendy with Disappointment on Each of their Faces) Now then, would either of you three like to explain why you feel the need to shamelessly embarass yourselves by spying on us on a public beach all day?

Kaumi: (Puts hee Hands on Both of her Hips) And you better not lie to us either! We expect an honest answer out of the three of you after that stunt you've pulled.

Wendy: (Simply Nodded) Mmmmhmm.

Chrom: (Sitting on a Rock Filled Circle Along with Lucario and Bowser) N-Now, ladies.....I know what we did today was rash and completely uncalled for but-

Lucario: (Nonchalantly Piints at Bowser) This was all Bowser's idea.

Bowser: (Quickly Glares at Lucario) SNITCH!

Wendy: ('Ugh') (Rolls her Eyes in Annoyance) Of course daddy would have something to do with all of this. He's obviously the pioneer of not knowing how to MIND HIS OWN BUSINESS AND QUIT RUINING MY CHANCES WITH DEREK!!! (Glares Angrily at her Father)

Bowser: (Sarts Pleading to his Daughter) But honey! That Derek guy's a twerp, you can do a lot better than him!

Wendy: Derek's the captain of the football team, daddy! That OBVIOUSLY makes him the most popular in the academy!

Bowser: And you're the daughter of the King of all Koopas! That has to count for SOMETHING, right!?

Wendy: FOR BROWNIE POINTS AND YOUR OPEN ROAST MAYBE!

Bowser: Open roast session- (Starts Getting Angry) Are those brats talking smack about me!?

Wendy: Yeah. You're kinda the laughing stock around class, for good reason......

Bowser: I heard that, young lady! And I don't appericate my name getting slandered like this.

Teen Koopa: (Points at Bowser While Walking by With his Group of Friends) Hey, Look! It's the King of all Incels in the timeout circle! (Starts Laughing Along with Everyone Else)

Bowser: (Fuming With More Anger While Gritting his Teeth) Case in point......(Gets Up From his Seat, About to Step Out of the Circle)

Lucina: (Turns to Bowser) And where do you think you're going?

Bowser: Gonna give those twerps a REAL roasting session! (Pounds his Fist on the Palm of his Pther Hand) With the side of pummeling!

Wendy: Daddy, you are NOT leaving out of that circle until your thirty minutes are up!

Kamui: You'll be giving us a bad example as a father if you leave.

Bowser: Look, girls, I admire the fact that you're taking this whole "punishment" thing seriously, but I'm still king dad at the end of the day. (Slowly Begins to Step Out of the Circle) And I don't take orders from anybody-

Daisy: (Comes Out of Nowhere and Stands in Front the King Koopa Glaring at Him) BOWSER! (Starts Gritting Her Teeth) Sit your ass back down on that circle, NOW!

Bowser's knees begins to shake and starts sweating bullets in fear as he his eyes made contact to the Daisy's' cold, hardened glare, the same glare that has always managed to haunt him the numerous times he laid witness to it.

Bowser: (Trying his Hardest Not to Back Down) Y-Y-Y-You're n-not the b-b-boss of.....

Daisy: (Still Glares at Bowser in Silence) ...................

Bowser: M-M-M-M-M.........

Daisy slowly cracks both her knuckles and both sides of her neck as she steps closer, only for the King of All Koopas in question to quickly goes back at his spot in the timeout circle while whimpering like a sick puppy, much to the princess' satisfaction.

Daisy: (Simply Nodded) That's more like it. (Happily Waves at the Girl Trio) He's all yours, girls!~ (Walks Away)

The Girls: Thank you, Momma Daisy!~

Chrom: (Gives a Shaking Bowser a Deadpinned Look on his Face Along with Lucario) Getting scared off by a princess......

Lucario: You really have fallen off.

Bowser: (Glares at the Duo Between Him) Piss off! It's not my fault I can't overcome my fears!!

Chrom: By being Daisy's personal punching bag?

Bowser: You don't see what I see, pretty boy! That woman has eyes of a demon!!!!

Lucina: ('Sigh') Anyways!.... As previously stated, because of your actions for spying on us is to stay in this circle for thirty minutes and think about how foolish and embarrassing you are until further notice.

Wendy: And we'll call Momma Daisy to drag you back here if you try to leave out of here, so don't you even think about testing all of us right now, misters!

Bowser: (Makes a Loud Gulp Sound)

Lucario: ('Sigh') Before we finalize this punishment of sorts, I believe an apology is in order. (Turns to His Newly Daughter) More specifically towards, Kamui. Had I know this would humiliate you three in public, I would of never joined in on their scheme.

Bowser: (Rolls his Eyes) Spoken like a suck-up, snitch- (Gets Hit on the Shoulder by Chrom) Ow!

Kamui: What made you want to go along with it in the first place? You don't seem like the type who would cause trouble.

Lucario: (Chuckles a Bit) You'd be surprised by how troublesome I was when I was younger. And it's not like I wanted to get involved at first, but I suppose seeing those group of boys around you made me worried enough to investigate in secret. Doesn't help the fact that these two kept going on and on about how boys your age are all desperate sleeze-balls in disguise.

Lucina: ('Gasps') (Glares at Chrom) Father! You told Lucario that!?

Wendy: And said they're bad influences!?

Chrom: ('Sighs in Defeat') Lucario......Why did you have to rat ys out like that?

Bowser: Told ya he's a snitch. (Gets Hit on The Head With a Rock) Ow!

Kamui: So you took their words to heart and spent the entire day spying on us.....(Eyes Begins to Sparkle) Just to look out for me?~

Lucario: (Happily Nodded) Of course. We may not be blood-related, but you mean more to me than anyone else on this planet. I'd do anything for you, so long it isn't to the extreme or- (Immediately Gets Pulled into a Loving Hug)

Kamui: (Happily Hugging Lucario) I would do anything for you too!~ As different as we are, you are far more of a father to me than any one would ever give you credit for. And it makes so happy to.see how much you've cared about me~ I'll always love you very much~

Lucario: (Hugs Kamui Back) I'll always love you too, Kamui. Sorry again for my foolish.

Chrom: (Quickly Gets Up From his Seat While his Eyes are Sparkling) I'm sorry too! It was never our intention to embarass you. I only wanted to make sure you were safe and having a decent time.

Bowser: And show how unworthy those punks are in their leagues.

Bowser quickly uses his arms to cover himself up for protection as he looks around to see If anything was going to hit. Assuming the coast is clear made the king lower his arms down and sigh in relief before getting hit by yet another rock..

Lucina: And we appericate you looking out for us, truly. But we're growing up now and you need to put more trust in us taking care of ourselves

Wendy: And not go out of you way sneaking around and scary every guy that comes our direction. It's so immature.

Lucario: And we'll be sure never pull a stunt like this again in the future. (Notices Bowser's Habd is Behind his Back) Some of us more than others......

Wendy: Daddy!

Bowser: (Takes his Hand Out of his Back) Alright, alright! I promise I won't do it again for real this time! (Crosses his Arms) I swear, I can't stand the snitching around here. How many minutes do even have left here anyways?

Lucina: (Looks at the Watch Wrapped Around her Wrist) Five to six minutes I believe.

Wendy: 'About add ten more if you keep testing us.

Kamui: (Starts Pouting Softly) You should really grow up more, Mr. Bowser.

Bowser: Hey, I have grown up plenty throughout adulthood thank you very much!

Ludwig: (Walks By with his Girlfriend, Kumatora Snickering Right Next to Him) Then why do you insist on constantly kidnapping Mother Peach when she's clearly not interested in you?

Bowser: (Glares at his Eldest Son) It' cuz I'm a villain, Luddy! It's what I do best!!! (Turns Away While Pouting) And it's not my fault I'm in love.....

Wendy: ('Ugggh') I swear to- Wait a minute. Who was that pink girl walking with Luddy right now?

Lucina: Oh. You didn't know?

Kamui: Welllll~ (Whispers the Details into Wendy's Ears)

Wendy: (Eyes Begins to Widened in Complete Shock) HIS WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

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#super smash ultimate #lucina #fe kamui #wendy o koopa #chrom #lucario #bowser #daisy #ludwig von koopa #kumatora #humor #overprotective fathers antics #fluff #lucario is best dad #bowser is definitely terrified of daisy lol #ludwig x kuma #kamui #female corrin

[rainbowwolf112]

Sans X reader fanfic, explicit.

First time doing something like this.

You are yn. One day you fell in mount ebott. You helped everyone and monsters live with peace with humans. Your parents weren't good people. So you decided to stay with sans a papyrus.

It's morning. 6:35 am to be exact. You wake up hearing papyrus cook breakfast. You get up and go to the kitchen. "Good morning, whatcha cooking?" You ask papyrus. "OH GOOD MORNING HUMAN! IM COOKING MYSELF SOME PASTA BUT I KNOW YOU LIKE EGGS AND BACON SO I MADE THAT TOO" he answered while smiling. When papyrus finished setting up the table he noticed that sans was still asleep. As usual.

Today they were supposed to help the queen with something. No one told us what but papyrus seemed excited. Probably gardening or something in her school.

You started eating and papyrus went to wake up sans. While looking at your plate half finished you hear "WAKE UP SANS, YOU LAZYBONES! YOU KNOW WE HAVE TO BE READY" "uh paps, just 5 more minutes" "EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR 5 MINUTES IS ALWAYS LIKE 2 HOURS. SO GET UP" papyrus then walks in the kitchen to eat his breakfast. Sans just teleports to his chair as he half asleep eats his meal.

*Time skip to 7:00am*

Sans is sitting on the couch while watching the TV. You, bored, decided to go sit next to him.

"So what are you watching?" You ask. Sans glances at you and answers "I don't even know. Something about cooking? ... Uh why am I watching this" he was about to change the channel but the TV remote was too far away. Too too far away. On the table a little further from the couch. . .

"Ooh I like cooking" you said scootching a bit closer" you two watching a lady cook roasted chicken for a while. Papyrus then comes out of his room and announces "I HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE TO BUY SOME THINGS FIR TORIEL. AND SOME HUMAN FOOD SINCE WE EAT BASICALLY SPAGHETTI EVERYDAY" Papyrus quietly ends his sentence full knowing that all he knows how to cook.... For now!!

He goes out the door holding his bag. He waves at you and sans while closing the door.

You and sans watch more of the cooking show. When it's the end they show guests eating the chicken. To show it's really good. They eat the chicken while licking the meats of the bones.

Sans sees it and accidentally starts blushing. You notice it since... Well.... His pants are slightly glowing. Sans stands up and excuses himself to hus room. You immediately know why. And you think for a while. What to do. You liked sans since you met him. ... You quietly go upstairs to sans's room. Slowly open the door to see sans laying on his bed, looking at the ceiling probably waiting for his glowstick to calm down. You fully open the door and greet him with a small grin. Barely noticeable.

Sans jumps a bit not seeing you from the door. "Ah.. don't scare me like that kid" he said while covering himself with a blanket you bought him because that green lettuce looking thing was old and dirty.

You come closer to him. Sitting on his mattress as you start feeling hot. Like a wave of heat coming through you. "Hey sans... Uh... You don't have to hide" you said while looking at him grinning. Sans is blushing even harder "I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not hiding" he said trying to save himself "sans. I-... Look there's no point to hide. Every guy gets it. No control over it. I get it..." You look at him with *those eyes* "and... I can help you get rid of it" you said while looking at him.

Sans looked confused until he realised what you meant by that. "Uhh kid (btw no you're not a kid in this story. He just calls you that) you're kinda scaring me tibia honest" he chuckled nervously. You come closer to Sans almost next to him and touch his hand. Sans watches your every step "uh... What are you doing.. " he asks "I think you know what I'm trying to do" you said while leaning towards him trying to change his mind.

Sans doesn't move. He's hesitant but doesn't resit either. You come right next to him sliding your hand up his arm up to his neck to turn his head. "Sans I.... I. Like you. Like a lot..." Sans is looking at you processing what's happening. Not really believing it. He snaps out of it and says "yn but.. uhh. Papyrus is going to get home. What if he catches us?"

You stand on your knees and hands basically making sans to lie down on his back "I promise it'll be fast " you said to him while 'hovering' over him looking into his eyes. He's still holding his blanket above his waist. You put your hand on his chest sliding them up and down feeling his ribs. Sans is blushing bright blue, but now even his soul shines. You slide your hands down a little bit, just enough to lift his shift up to reveal his chest. You see his soul brighter then ever.

You slowly rub his ribs gently. Sans looks like he's enjoying it. "W-wow kid i-... I didn't know you were that good" he speaks in his shaky voice. You continue and then you slowly go under and touch his back bone. Spine. Sans let out a small and quiet whine as you touch his spine.

You continue and smile at him. You glanced at his face while slowly rubbing his bones trying to tease and pleasure him as much as you can. His eyes are closed and his head is on his pillow. He's really trying not to moan. You see that he's on the edge and move your hand slightly down his spine to his waist. You hear sans whimper even more while gently sliding your hands over his bones.

You reach the best spot when he can't hold it and moan "aahh~ that spot" he moans while you continue rubbing that spot. You can see his pants light up even more. You know you're close. You continue stroking his waist bones gently and then going harder slowly. You see sans clenching his blanket knowing he's enjoying it. As if he wasn't you would probably be thrown across the room.

You continue until you hear sans moan louder than before. He covers his mouth not trying to reveal his weakness even more but that's too late. You see his glowstick is fully erect and you slide down slowly while sans is catching his breath.

He looks at you as you slowly pull his pants down revealing his blue, glowing lightsaber. He gulps "h-hey are you sure?" He asks still shaking. You stay quiet while looking at him. You slowly start to stroke his glowstick watching his reaction. You see him with his eyes closed, looking pleasured.

You then slowly put it in your mouth. As soon as you do he jolts up into a sitting position grabbing your head. Your soft mouth was quite a shock to him as the last time he felt something like that was... Was... Was it ever?

You put your hands around his waist and start sucking his popsicle. Sans is holding your hair in pleasure trying to hold himself. You continue sucking, making the best out of it. You go a little faster when you suddenly appeared bellow sans-

It seems he switched and he's now on the top. Looking at you. His glowstick hovering between your legs. You suddenly feel slightly scared as now you don't have that much control. He's looking at you, processing what he's about to do. He uses his magic to take your pants off and you start getting wet immediately.

He lowers himself onto you slowly sliding his glowstick inside you. You feel so good, it's hard but also soft, kinds like a gummy bear. He takes your hands and puts them above your head, holding them there. He looks at you and starts slowly trusting.

You can't hold it and moan. Sans closes his eyes while slowly laying on you still thrusting. His head next to yours. You're basically trapped under him but you don't care because your insides are being stretched like never before.

Sans goes a little faster. You clench your legs around his hips as you feel sans breathing heavily next to your head. His warm breath on your cheek and his ribs on yours. You never thought you would feel this good being trapped under a skeleton.

Sans goes faster as you can feel his glowstick getting bigger and his breath faster. You moan once again feeling you're both close. Sans moans "uh, uhh, I'm.... I can't hol-" he stops speaking as you feel him fill your insides.

He relaxes and lays on top of you while his magic slowly fades. Your hand are freed and you immediately hug him trying to lay him on his side. You succeed. You both lay next to each other trying calm down from the pleasure. Sans's eyes are black cuz he's exhausted. But he uses his left over energy to say "that was so good." And he falls asleep.

You lay there a minute next to him. Resting. As your legs gain energy you slowly stand up and put on your pants. You cover sans with his blanket. He's sleeping. So cutely you just can't resist kissing him on his cheek. As you do sans blushes while asleep.

You hear the front door opening as Papyrus returns. You blush quickly getting out of sans's room. "Oh hi Papyrus. You home yet?" You ask hoping he doesn't notice you were in sans's room. "OH YES HUMAN IM BACK. I BOUGHT EVERYTHING I NEEDED" you let out a thankful sigh. You go down to sit on the couch. To relax. As papyrus walks to his room he stops in front of you searching for something in his bag "OH AND I BOUGHT YOU THIS, HEARD YOU LIKE THESE" he said while handing you a blue popsicle.

The end :)

#sans #sans the skeleton #classic sans #undertale #sans undertale #sans fanfic #fanfic #x reader #explict #glowstick

[thotsforvillainrights]

Hey !! Can I request somthn with Giran, Twice, Compress, Kurogiri, Skeptic, Spinner, and Shigiraki where Dabi figures out that reader, his little sibling(19-23), is dating on oof these members! How would he be that much more overprotective? And would he react differently cuz of their age (most of which being older than them)?

(Sure thing! This feels a bit like an imagine since I can't think of many ways he'd feel too different about it depending on the person. Let me cook something up. BTW forgive me since I'm rusty when it comes to writing for the man!!!)

(Oh and reader is either born into the family or adopted so everyone can insert themselves!)

headcanon|scenario|imagine|match-up

I imagine no matter who his sibling dates he feels protective. You weren't like the others in the family that set him aside so long ago. You were different. It always seemed like you and him were your own little family without the others. You followed him no matter where he went, even if he walked into hell. So when he left you did too. It wasn't like either of you would be missed. Not with the way things were going. For a long time it was just the two of you. You'd both eventually found your way into the League together as well. He made sure to stick by you pretty closely since he always saw you as weaker than him. If he had a choice he would've never let you follow him into the League like this. He wanted you to move out of that damned house and live a carefree life. He wanted to be the only one to take on the burden of revenge against the people that wronged him most. His words came out as "Do what you want". Of course you were hardheaded and followed just that. When it came to dating he wasn't particularly a fan of anyone in the immediate group. He'd prefer if you found a man/woman/person somewhere out in society that was nice and caring. Someone that maybe could pay your bills and you could start your only family with them.

If you were to date Giran he'd immediately put his foot down. He's not angry but you could tell he's annoyed. He's likely going to hit you with a speech eventually. He stays level-headed and cranes his head over to stare at you with lidded eyes. "Can't you choose anyone but the dodgy old bastard? C'mon Y/N, do better." Translation for 'he's not good enough and I don't approve nor do I trust him'. If you were to date Twice then I think he'd be a little more relaxed but still somewhat on edge. I feel like he goes behind your back and tries to scare Bubaigawara off. It never works though. You probably find out and this causes one of you famous sibling arguments. You'll both get over it later though. Dating Compress is okay but he's going to give you another speech. He trusts compress but not enough. There's something secretive about the man that Dabi can't put his finger on. Kurogiri is probably one of the only people that Dabi is fine with you dating. It doesn't appear to him that Kurogiri would try anything on you at all. He's cool with it but he also teases you a lot about dating a little mist covered body. You'll never hear the end of it lol. Skeptic as a partner is a 'hell no' in Dabi's book. The man is too aggressive to most people when he get's upset. His harsh words are one step away from him hurting your feelings and Dabi roasting him...literally. Spinner is the only other one he fully trusts besides Kurogiri. He watches Shuichi being sappy with you on a day to day basis. Spinner also swears to protect you and I think Dabi thinks to himself "Hell, if it was going to be a villain at least it's the lizard." But be prepared for him to tease you about Spinner too. If you date Shigaraki it's going to cause a bit of a strain between Dabi and his boss. He's listens (or tolerates) Tomura to a degree but he's got his own goals in line really. He's going to make sure to keep an eye on Tomura since he doesn't fully trust him nor his quirk as well. He doesn't want to run the risk of you accidentally getting decayed because that would cause an all out war between the two.

#thanks for asking! #i like the idea of this haha! #imagine

[ryosmne]

Calling out jjk simps

Well hello everyone, this has to be the most random post I've made but here's the things I've noticed about each jjk simp.

Aot version here

Disclaimer: this is for entertainment purposes only and shouldn't be taken to heart, what I say is meant to be taken as a joke and not offend anyone.

Yuuji simps: You guys are just like him a ball of sunshine, honestly most optimistic people ever and full of energy but also very delusional, like come on we all know there won't be a happy ending in this one, I know you hope there will be but you have to come to terms with it someday. You know every Britney song by heart.

Megumi simps: In a world where everyone wants his father you choose him (or you want both, I won't judge), either you guys have the same fuck my life energy or you're actually friendly and kind, it's the fucked up hair isn't it? Also you spend longer than you should imagining what it would be like to walk his dogs with him or playing fetch with them. MCR Stan.

Nanami simps: You guys have taste, either you have your life together or it's complete chaos but you crave stability. Daddy issues, but you actually know what's good for you, pretty sure you'd want him to be a stay at home husband. If you're a manga reader I'm sorry, I won't roast you you actually make good decisions.

Toji simps: DADDY ISSUES, but you're also self distractive. Everything about him screams run but y'all ignore every red flag just because he's a badass dilf, he'd scam you out of every cent you own, he'd probably lose your house gambling and you'd still do anything for him, you deserve better. He's hella hot tho same. Also you scare me and every time I open tik tok it gets worse

Sukuna simps: ISSUES, straight up, y'all possessive as fuck, you probably change your appearance and rebrand yourself every week. If toji simps ignore red flags you're colour blind. You don't want him to change for you, you like him just the way he is, murderous with 4 arms and all. You get upset when someone says "he's yuuji with tattoos". Addictive personality. You like degrading others, but you wanna be degraded. You probably simp for someone else junichi suwabe voices.

Gojo simps: Lord have mercy, nothing actually gives you serotonin as much as gojo taking his blindfold off and saying domain expansion. I just know you want him to beat you up like you were jogo. No, you can't fix him, btw how's your obsession with white haired characters going? we both know he ain't the only one. The only music you listen to is labelled 'a gojo satoru playlist' or 'god complex playlist'.

Geto simps: honestly, I really like you you're the chillest, y'all pretty and not over the top also you keep quiet a lot WHERE ARE YOU ALL GETO SIMPS HAVE MY HEART. Firm believer that the back is the sexiest part of the body for obvious reasons, you're a - ok being called a monkey, anything for master geto.

Choso simps: I actually lied before, you're the chillest of all, another group that knows what's healthy for you, he'd treat you right, I can't roast you. Probably goth fashion, either stoner rock or metal enjoyer.

Naoya simps: I KNOW THIS ISNT YOU, LOOK AT ME, YOURE BETTER THAN THIS, I KNOW YOU THE REAL YOU.

#jjk megumi #a happy ryosmne #jjk sukuna #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #sukuna x reader #gojo satoru x reader #geto x reader #yuuji x reader #megumi x reader #toji fushiguro #toji x reader #choso x reader #jjk #nanami kento x reader #nanami x reader #jujutsu kaisen drabbles #jujutsu kaisen oneshot #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #naoya x reader

[tomhiddelstonandzaynmalik]

Love at first sight?

Chapter 10

prologue chapter 1 chapter 2 chapter 3 chapter 4 chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 chapter 8 chapter 9

Warren Worthington III x reader

Word count: 1790 words

Warnings: language and some angst idk.

"Now, why don't you explain to me. Why do you say my Angel is not your biggest of fans?".

Was it a bold statement? Yes. Had you meant for Warren to be upset? No. Were you expecting Warren to be unpleased by it? Kind of, you know, some good old fashioned teasing only to see his reaction.

Sure Warren presented himself as your typical "Bad Boy". His overall aesthetic stood for: "I'm looking for trouble". His ripped jeans, combat boots, a crazy hairstyle and the constant eye-rolling as he seemed to be annoyed by the whole world gave it away, plus the ginger girl, Jean, declared he wasn't a fan of them. Also, the cute speedster did say, in all those three weeks Warren had been at Xavier's, he never left the infirmary wing once. Meaning either: One, he wanted to exclude himself from everyone in the mansion or two, he couldn't care any less about anyone in there, period.

But a real asshole, in a situation like the one you just put him on, would most likely burst out furious, making the biggest of scenes.

Warren, on the other hand, he. Well, he did shout at the boys in the room to shut up after they started whistling in unison. And to the girls and the blue kid who seemed to have no idea of what was even happening, well, if looks could kill, all four of them would have been long gone dead. Other than that, Warren remained withdrawn from the conversation altogether.

Just like you've imagined, Warren's "Bad Boyness" was nothing but a facade, he was a real sweetheart with a heart of gold underneath it all, and your proof was this very moment, where instead of exploding, he imploded!

Warren indeed had anger management issues, but they were there for a reason. To protect him from getting hurt, you know, it's better to push people away before you get pushed first. That's why he never interacted with anyone at Xavier's. It was the same reason, as Jean said, he didn't fancy them. He was trying to scare them away.

Once the mocking stopped, it was time for introductions. Jean, Peter, and Ororo had already done that, leaving the blue kid, Kurt, to go next. Even if he resembled the medieval depictions of the devil but in blue. You could still tell this boy was nothing but the loveliest, most polite person on earth. He was the only one who brought you a present, a balloon with the phrase "get well" on it, simple yet adorable. Although, it was a bit hard to understand what Kurt was saying because of his thick German accent. The next one was a preppy-looking boy, wearing a red bomber jacket and matching sunglasses, odd you thought since you were inside, but after you pointed it out, Scott said, "Well, is either this or roasting this place down". He and "Good Girl" Jean were the only couple in the group, and they had no issue showing it off. "Go get a room, you rabbits". Peter yelled, even when all they had been doing was to kiss after Scott told you about their relationship.

Last but not least was an Asian girl with a striking style, bright and colourful, Jubilation Lee, or as she liked it better, Jubilee. She had taken a seat on the bed right on the empty side to your left, leaving you in-between her and Peter. Having both mutants so close to you made you realize how incredibly similar antics they had. The only difference was, unlike the silver-haired, whose attention was not only on the current conversation about the big news of both you and Warren prolonging your stay. It was also on some other ten trillion things at the same time. Jubilee's, however, was solely on you. She was the one paving the way for the conversation.

This girl practically made you recount your whole existence, which you didn't mind. You spoke freely about your "adventures" when you escaped the orphanage and about life as a Champion Cage Fighter without a care in the world when deep down, you were biting your nails for the time Jubilee decided to start asking about your family. It was the only topic that ever truly bothered you, as you were thinking of ways to: "How to avoid talking about painful childhood traumas without killing the mood?". Someone spoke.

"What does that fucking mean?" Peter asked right after finishing in a blink of an eye eight cans of soda he got out of nowhere. "It means if you play one of your shenanigans on her, she will kill you in a jiffy". Those had been the first words Warren spoke after going silent those entire 45 mins you and The Gang had spent talking. For some reason, you couldn't help but feel like a twat. Hearing the Angel's apathetic voice and seeing how hard he struggled not to look at you in the eyes broke something inside of you.

"Basically. But don't worry Silver! I don't think I'll ever have the heart to deny the world of such a cute smile like yours".

It hadn't been the biggest of compliments, yet it made it impossible for the boy in question to hide the astonished look on his features. His big brown eyes had gone wide as if he was on some hard-ass drugs, and before you knew it, he had you wrapped in the tightest of hugs anyone had ever given you. "Ok, I get it! Everyone in this place is needy as hell for some positive feedback! But you gotta let go, Silver, you're breaking my ribs!". But before he did so, from the corner of your eyes, you saw Warren exiting the room in a rush and slamming the door behind him.

Shit!

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"Who does he fucking think he is?".

This sentence had been looping inside Warren's head ever since Peter decided to sit right next to you. Yet, why was it annoying him so much? It wasn't like you and him were a thing. For fucks sake! You weren't even friends. You were just acquaintances who happened to have some similarities, for now. So it made no sense for him to feel so provoked by Peter.

Every time he cracked a joke, making you burst into laughter. Every minor contact you both exchanged: Like when you asked him about his hair while tangling your fingers with his silver locks. Or when he traced the outlines of the small tattoo on the inside of your wrist as you explained its funny story after Jubilee asked if you regretted any of the ones you had. Or the nickname you addressed him with combined with all those ear-to-ear smiles he shot at you whenever you looked his way.

Yes, Warren liked you since he laid eyes on you. But it didn't mean you felt the same for him, and he knew that! However, he couldn't help to wish you did. The flirting, the longing gazes, the flushed cheeks, they were all indicators that you at least were attracted to him. Or was that just how you behaved in general? After all, the way you interact with Maximoff was somewhat the same. What if, you were in fact, just like that?.

Waren's inner self knew his hostility had no fundaments to exist.

You had just met. Warren didn't know well enough for him to tell if you were into him, into Peter or if that was just your personality.

He was losing his mind trying to tame down his stupid nonsensical feelings when:

"Basically. But don't worry Silver! I don't think I'll ever have the heart to deny the world of such a cute smile like yours".

It had hurt, more than he would like to admit. But what made him get into a real state was the overly affectionate reaction from the other mutant. And so Warren did what he did best. He left.

Warren was already by the end of the hallway when he heard rushing footsteps getting closer to him.

"Is everything ok, Angel?". You said once reaching him.

"Why wouldn't it be?". The man let out coldly. "I don't know. You left without a reaso-". The blond was doing everything in his power not to bawl at you for whatever it was that happened back there but failed miserably. "Oh! forgive me for not wanting to witness Maximoff's stupid attempts at getting under your pants!". The gritting of your teeth let him know he had screwed up real bad, but there was no way of going back in time now. "Oh! You've gotta be fucking kidding me!". "Don't tell you're, Oh my God! You are! You are so fucking jealous of Peter!". You said with a smug grin. "Why would you fucking be, Angel?". You let out highlighting Angel to let Warren know you weren't actually mad at him. "Fuck no! How the hell could I ever be jealous of that fucking man-child! I just wanted out before I puked myself!". No matter how loud Warren screamed about him not been dying from jealousy, his body gave him away. His clenched jaw and frown brows, even his wings were flapping slightly, making him look more menacing. Yet what was driving him insane was you remained rather peaceful. Until he saw it, that devilish spark in your eyes as you were watching him. It was only then when Warren realized just how impossibly close to him you were.

When suddenly, without any warning or sign, you smashed your lips into his.

In the beginning, he had been caught off guard by the sudden action, but now that his brain had started working again after having shut down completely, he kissed you back with as much passion as you did, gripping at your waist like if he were to loosen up, you'd disappear. Some part of him was afraid you might back away by how firmly he held you, but when he thought you couldn't surprise him anymore, you took the lead, pinning him against the wall deepening the kiss and biting at his lower lip teasingly.

And at that moment, Warren Worthington III, The Angel Of Death, knew, as he was savouring the feel of your lips intertwined with his, what heaven felt like.

#warren worthington x reader #warren worthington iii #archangel x reader #ben hardy x reader #ben hardy #xmen x reader #xmen #peter maximoff #kurt wagner #jubilee #jean grey #ororo munroe #scott summers

[wonderwomanfantasy]

braid boy

Okay so I wrote two versions of this fic one where the reader is black/ has natural hair (this one!) and one where they aren't (read here)

Sero x reader

warnings: I am white as sour cream and I followed a couple tutorials to write this I'm so sorry if what I've written makes no sense.

word count: 1,000 (about)

summary: Hanta just can't keep his hands off of you...r hair

“Oh, hey sweetie,” you said looking up at Hanta. Sero smiled at you and leaned over the back of the couch, he cupped your chin and tilted your head back, and kissed you. He felt you smile against your lips and he started to melt.

Sero groaned and fell over the couch and landed in your lap. You laughed and stroked his cheek.

“Well hello there handsome,” you said. Hanta tried to brush his bangs out of his eyes but the hair fell right back in his face. He tried again and again, it fell right back in his face. You laughed as he huffed.

“Babyyy help I can’t see you,” he whined. “I need to cut my hair,” he huffed.

“No It’s sexy when it’s long like this,” you said making Hanta flush. He knew you thought he was hot, but it was nice to hear you say it.

“Here let me,” you said pushing him to sit up, he followed your lead and sat, even though he was tired enough to fall asleep standing. Gently you carded your fingers through his black hair pulling it away from his face and off the back of his neck. You picked a hair tie off the coffee table and snapped it on.

“tada,” said holding up your phone so he could see. Sero turned his head looking at the braid. Man, it had been a while since he’d seen his forehead.

“It’s perfect,” he said turning around to give you a kiss. “Now I can keep my hair long and see you,” he said kissing you one more time, he cupped your cheek and pulled you into him, he stroked the side of your head, accidentally touching some of the baby hairs that framed your face.

“Any plans darling? We’ve got the whole day to do whatever you want,” he said smiling at you goofily.

“I was actually going to do my hair today,” you said

“Oo let me help,”

“You can’t braid my hair the way I braided your Hanta,”

“I know,” he scoffed, then got suddenly got bashful. “I’ve been watching tutorials online and some of my friends even let me practice on them,” he explained.

“Please?” he asked. He looked so cute, you just couldn’t say no.

The two of you settled in the living room, everything you used laid out for him, and enough Real House Wife’s episodes to last you years.

“This is going to take forever,” you warned, he cracked his knuckles.

“I’m ready,”

He started by combing through your hair than doing a little bit of prep work, priming spray, straightening your hair slightly with a heated brush, moisturizer, then coconut oil to lock in the moister. Then Hanta made his way around your head sectioning the hair into smaller pieces using tiny elastics. Then he got down to business, he took two pieces of synthetic hair, linked them together in the middle then laying one half of the loop over your natural hair right at the base of your scalp, wrapping and knotting it in place, then keeping the hair as close to your head as possible he started to braid. He was very careful to braid the hair in the direction the braids would eventually lay.

You hadn’t lied, it took the better part of the afternoon and you went through way more Real housewives than either of you’d like to admit, but Hanta sat back proud, looking at his work.

“Done, praise me beloved,” he said. You smiled.

“Not half bad,” you teased and leaned in to kiss him.

But before you could reach him, the lights shut off. “Huh,” Sero said, he tired the tv, nothing. The lights the ceiling fan, the stove, all nothing.

“I think the power’s off,” you said, he nodded, his face grave like he’d snapped back into hero mode.

“Will you find the candles? I’m going to call the building manager.” you nodded and followed his orders, digging through some drawers until you found a handful of candles and matches. The sun was setting casting golden rays of light into your shared home. It was romantic, or at least it would be if you weren’t freaked about the power outage.

“Apparently the powers out down the block but it should be back in a few hours,” Hanta said clicking his phone off

“How long is a few hours exactly?” you asked

“The landlord said two hours but I’m willing to bet it will be at least four,” he sighed. Your frown deepened, “awe don’t pout baby we can still have fun even without internet, we’ll play battleship or something,”

“Hanta if the power is out, the AC is out,” you sighed and Hanta’s face fell as he came to the same realization. You were in the middle in one of the worst heat waves Japan had ever seen, both of you were going to be cooked alive.

“We’re going to die,” he said, the grave look on his face made you burst out laughing. Hanta grinned, you were so pretty when you laughed.

“Would you like to spend the night with me while we’re roasted alive?” he asked offering you his hand, you grinned and took his hand in yours lacing your fingers with his.

“Of course.” It was already starting to heat up inside, the hot air seeping through the walls, the summer mugginess inescapable. You wondered if this heat was what caused the outage, everyone in Japan running their air conditioning on full blast.

Normally Hanta would use this opportunity to pull you into him for a long nap and some snuggles. It had been a long time since Hanta had been scared of rejection, but he was fairly sure that if he asked you to hold him now you’d shoot him down.

“How about a nice cold shower together? I mean the water still works,” he asked.

“There aren’t any windows in the bathroom, we’d be completely in the dark,”

“That’s what the candles are for, we’ll just stick the candles in the shower and-” he offered, then immediately backtracked. “Nevermind that was a bad idea, a bath?”

“Hmm, a candle-lit bath, how romantic,” you said, tugging him to the bathroom.

The two of you lounged in the bath across from each other. Hanta had spent a pretty penny getting a bathtub long enough for him to fit in comfortably as an added bonus the tub ended up being large enough for two. The water was cool, lit with several different candles placed around the lip of the tub.

Hanta let himself relax for the first time that day. He loved his job but sometimes it felt like the world was on his shoulders, but being here with you and just basking in your presents made it better. Even if he had to work hard to be everyone’s hero, but at least you were there for him his own personal hero.

#sero x reader #sero imagine #sero hanta x reader #sero x black!reader #sero hanta #sero x reader fluff

[libraford]

This evening I realized just how little time I actually spend on Tumblr these days as I had no idea you had quit the flower shop?!? Last I'd observed you seemed happier than you had at the craft store - at least as much as one can in a low-wage service industry corporate job. I'm so sorry to hear just how bad shit had gotten particularly with the pandemic escalating certain elements. I'm hopeful that whatever comes next will be better. I'm proud of you for taking the step to stand up for yourself and acknowledging that you as well as your coworkers deserve so much better. (I wish you could take your manager with you.) I'm happy that you will be able to simply breathe and I can't wait to hear of your upcoming adventures. ❤

So I was marginally happier at the flower shop for the most part. But the owners kept getting worse and worse and I couldn't handle it anymore. I kind of kept that to myself because people on tumblr had figured out where I work and there were some people at my store that had followed me (both at my location and at the main location). I'd actually been planning to quit since Dec 2019, but when the pandemic hit they laid off everyone except me and like... 2 other designers. So I felt needed and important and I'd never, ever had an ego boost like that.

But around valentines day it got so bad that I was crying every day, multiple times a day, and even waking up in the middle of the night to cry. So I had to leave. Tgey were so mean to grandpa and I had the feeling that they were going to be trying to get rid of her. Either me or blue was going to end up next to be manager, and that scared the crap out of me.

I thought- why do I work for a company where the idea of upward motion makes me scared instead of excited? They'd pick me apart daily and I am not built to be constantly roasted.

So I resigned, gave my ten days notice. Everyone at my store understood when I opened up about it. The owners did not get it. I kind of called them out in the resignation letter and they didnt understand why I would be upset with them if I work under grandpa. And in fact said 'what are you doing to your people there that they keep quitting?' Again, blaming grandpa for something I said was explicitly their fault.

Begged me to stay, which has never happened before. Very flattering. Suddenly I'm one of the best designers they have, but a few months ago 'a monkey could do it.'

But none of that was an apology or a promise, so me staying would have been doing them a favor without any change behind it, so fuckem.

I'm unemployed right now, dont know what's next. But I have energy to do art, writing, archiving my grandmas photos that I didnt have energy for two weeks ago. Hardest decision of my life, but it was worth it to walk away from a toxic situation.

[oh-boy-me]

Alright I'm curious about your take on movie night with the undateables, including Luke since this is non- romance. Snack preferences, what movies they choose, funny stories from movie night. Whatever strikes your fancy with the idea is good with me. Thanks in advance!

Sorry it took a little bit (´ω｀。) It’s my first time working with these characters so I wanted to give it my absolute best

I’m setting this up as individual movie nights so that each character can get the spotlight for a while; I hope that’s ok!  Also, a lot of them somehow ended up in a context of it being the first time you’d hung out one on one lol

Simeon:

It feels like Simeon spends just about all of his time with Luke and Solomon, while you spend just about all of yours with the brothers.  So, you decide to have a movie night to finally spend some time together without having to divide your attention.  Purgatory Hall is the obvious choice of location, since its residents are much more ready to leave you alone when asked.

This angel is a traditional kind of guy, as angels tend to be, so popcorn is the only snack idea that comes to mind.  Traditional doesn’t mean close-minded, though, so he’s more than willing to try out any snacks you bring along.  Actually, he encourages you to bring a bunch of snacks to try out together!  You can have a taste test while you watch the movies!

Simeon likes Hallmark movie-type movies a lot, mainly because they demand little emotional investment.  Movies like horror don’t scare him, but they do stress him out because he wants all the protagonists to get their happy ending!  Another benefit of Hallmark movies is that it’s fun to try to guess exactly what will happen, since they can be so predictable.

Of course, he doesn’t want to monopolize your movie lineup, so if there’s something you want to see he’s all for it.  If you want to go for something more thrilling, he’ll power through it like a champ, but you can see him visibly cringing at some points.

Simeon is lowkey a movie cuddler, but like in a way that still respects your personal space bubble.  He won’t spend the film with you in his arms or anything, but the entire couch is fair game.

Simeon apparently likes to talk during movies–he doesn’t mean to, but the thoughts kind of just come out.  He’s brutally honest about what he’s thinking, so if you’re down with it, talking about and roasting the movie as it’s happening is a load of fun.  “I don’t know MC, I don’t think this guy’s all that great either?  Sure maybe he isn’t completely ignoring her, but look, he obviously has commitment issues; at least her ex was just busy all the time.  Look, Mr. Lone Wolf’s beard is uneven.  Why does she want a man who wants to look rugged but can’t get it right?”

Simeon also will accidentally spoil any movie he’s already seen like this, so you’re best off watching films that are new to both of you.

He knew that you were a nice and fun person, but honestly he’s kind of taken aback by how good you are to be around.  Since the only human he’s usually around is Solomon, talking to one and not feeling like you need to second-guess everything you’re told is a new and welcome feeling.

Before you split for the night, he asks if you’d like to do something like this again.  As an angel, there’s a lot that he hasn’t experienced–a lot of food, a lot of activities, a lot of media–and you’re someone that he feels like he would be comfortable trying new things with.  You can expect lots of texts like, “Hello!  I hope you’re doing wellヾ(＾-＾)ノ Are you free tomorrow?”

Luke:

You probably decide to have a movie night after Luke ends up spending way longer than he expected to in the kitchen at the House of Lamentation.  On the condition that absolutely no demons are to join you two!  Ok maybe Beel and Levi are ok but absolutely no one else!  After a call to Simeon explaining that he isn’t coming back to Purgatory Hall tonight you guys are good to go.

He always brings baked goods when he comes over, plus whatever he was working on in the kitchen, so you’re more than covered!  The majority of it is things like cookies and fudge bark.  They’re easy snacks to grab a handful of.

Luke tries to insist that he wants to watch a movie with lots of violence or a horror film, or any other kind of movie that teenagers sneak into.  He’s doing it because he’s so frustrated with everyone calling him a kid when he’s centuries older than a human will ever be, stop making fun of him!!  For his sake and yours, you should tell him that you don’t want to watch that sort of movie, because if you let him get away with it he’ll get too freaked out in the first 20 minutes.

Most likely you’ll end up having a Disney marathon.  They’re so fun, and since the Celestial Realm is pretty isolated when it comes to cultural exchange, he’s only seen a couple, so you can show him your favorites!  Also, he’s not crying.  No, you saw that wrong.

He starts off on the other side of the couch, one again trying to be mature and shit, but that won’t last long.  Anyone who sees you huddled together like that will be punched in the gut with the sheer level of sibling energy y’all are radiating.  Lucifer almost doesn’t want to mock him.  Almost.

That thing where immediately after consuming a piece of media, you imagine yourself as part of that universe?  Luke loves to talk about that sort of thing.  “If I lived there, I’d have given Gaston a piece of my mind!”  “Ok but if I was a piece of furniture what do you think I’d be?  I can totally see you being a…”

“I think you’d be the footstool that acts like a dog, Luke.”  “Hey, Lucifer, you weren’t invited to our party!!”

You might (will) have to fend off a few nosy demon brothers to protect your demon-free movie lair.  Luke swears that next time you have to come over to Purgatory Hall, but he’s having way more fun here than he’s willing to admit.

He also learns that most of the brothers will listen to you without complaint.  He will definitely keep this in mind.

This kid angel has so much energy, how is he still awake after five movies?  You absolutely have to establish a bedtime because he literally will not go to bed until you do.

Solomon:

It’s quite rare for you to have a break from the seven avatars of attention hogging, so if you’re going to have a movie night, Purgatory Hall may as well be a godsend.

You may want to be careful about getting there, because if Asmo catches wind that you and Solomon are having a movie night without him, he’s going to show up unannounced and then refuse to leave.  Solomon can come pick you up if you need.  Just, he’ll be waiting a block away so Asmo can’t catch up.

Solomon is a “dinner and a show” kinda guy.  He will offer to make dinner.  Do not let him do this.  Either make it yourself or order takeout.

You’ll pretty easily agree on alternating who chooses the movie.  You get the first, he gets the second, you get the third, etc.  Definitely isn’t letting you choose first to lure you into a false sense of security about the DVD in his hand, what made you think that?

Solomon is the kind of person to lie about what sort of movie he’s put in.  “Solomon what is this supposed to be?”  “Oh, don’t worry about it.”  It’s gonna be a weird movie.  You just have to wait and see.

He is going to rip into your movie choices.  He liked how they worked with this, and that was impressive, but these bits?  Did they think they could get away with that?  What was the budget?  Rest assured, though, he expects you to do the same for him.  In fact, he’ll be quite disappointed if you don’t.

He prefers a setup on his bed rather than on the couch.  He’s also one of the ones who keeps to himself in terms of personal space, although that’s not to say that he isn’t relaxed.  Some might say he’s too relaxed, but that’s just who he is: too relaxed in any situation.  On the surface, at least.

As the only humans in the Devildom, some of the night is probably spent reminiscing on how different things tend to be here.  Solomon does feel bad that you in particular have had to make so many changes to your life and habits with no warning.  He has his magic to rely on, so he’s glad you have your reputation of “the human that made a pact with the student council” to keep demons from messing with you.

If you want, he’s happy to let you sleep over so that you don’t have to explain why you’re coming home so late.  He also encourages you to not say anything to your dorm mates.  Wouldn’t it be fun to make them wonder?  They’re always breathing down your neck, aren’t they?  Make them squirm a little bit.  You’re going to get a scolding for sneaking out regardless.  It’s incredibly cruel; you know they worry sick about you more than is called for.  Will you play along?  That’s up to you.  I advise you not to.

Like Simeon felt like he needed to second-guess everything around a bunch of demons and Solomon, Solomon sometimes feels like he needs to keep himself guarded around a bunch of demons and two literal angels.  You, however, are a human.  You have common ground, and Solomon can see how your vulnerability here translates into strength.  He’s not quite ready to admit it but, your ability to survive on character and not power is inspiring to him.  Shortly before you go home/to sleep, he mentions something about himself, and for once it seems like he’s being honest.

Barbatos:

You have the movie night at the House of Lamentation, under Lucifer’s promise that he’d keep everyone else busy.  It’s Barbatos’ first day off in 325 years, and he doesn’t want to take any chances of Diavolo forgetting that fact and giving him an order.

It may come as a surprise, but Barbatos wants nothing more than to order a pizza.  If he managed to get enough time off to have a movie night with you, he doesn’t want to have to think about preparing food.  A single night where he can just hang out and eat less than perfectly prepared cuisine is exactly what he needs to unwind.

Out of habit, he insists that whatever you want to watch is fine.  If you remind him that this is just as much for him as it is for you, he’ll suggest you look up what new psychological thrillers are trending.  Whenever a scary scene is playing on the screen, there’s the tiniest smile gracing his face the whole time.  It’s a little disconcerting, but something tells you that you shouldn’t bring it up.

If you do bring it up against all better judgement, though, he’ll explain that the villain in the film is being so messy.  Given the circumstances, it’d be better for him to do this or that.

“Don’t ask how I know all of this.  I’m just saying, if you find yourself with a body to dispose of, alive or not, you know who to call.”

Time spent with an off-duty Barbatos grows more relaxed as the night progresses.  You split the sofa 50/50, and over time you can see his posture relax from stiff and straight to leaning against the arm with his feet up.

Oh, yes, he’s also brought along a nice bottle of wine to share.  He made sure to get something that should affect demons and humans equally, of course.  If he’s going to get inebriated, you’re going down with him.

Turns out, working for the Demon Prince for all eternity gives you a few grievances.  Also turns out that the Demon Prince’s butler becomes quite loose lipped and downright snarky when he’s had enough to drink.  “‘Which flavor do you think Lucifer would like best?’  I don’t know, My Lord, might I suggest you ask him yourself?  No, no, I hear you laughing, MC!  This happens every time!”

There’s still a movie playing, but why would you watch a movie when Diavolo’s butler is such a gossip?  You definitely know things you shouldn’t by the time the night is over, but you swear an oath of secrecy.  And, although he regrets how liberal he was with his stories the next day, it does feel nice to have some of that off his chest.

And, well, he’s already gone this far, so he hopes you aren’t too surprised when you receive a text from him a week later: “Ok SO.”

Diavolo:

You guys decide to do the movie night at the palace, mainly to avoid Lucifer.  Diavolo wants to get to know you better, and he knows that if Lucifer is around he’ll end up making you the third-wheel.

Barbatos is going to be around, so Diavolo leaves it up to you whether you want to make it a party of three.  (Barbatos is still in on-duty mode, of course, so his time here is much less relaxed than in his solo scenario.)

Diavolo’s read about movie nights in Youthful Fun 101, and he wants to try out the whole snack list.  Popcorn, pizza rolls, sodas, you name it, he’s got mountains of it.

If you suggest also making ice cream sundaes, he’ll be the happiest demon in the entire Devildom.  It seems that the esteemed Demon Prince really loves chocolate sauce.

Really really wants to watch your favorite movie.  What sort of Devildom host would he be if he didn’t get to understand the Human World from his guest’s perspective?  Whether it’s something like Gone with the Wind or something like Barbie in a Mermaid Tale 2, he’s enthralled.  So this is Human World cinema!  There’s something so imaginative about it, even in the driest moments!

After your favorite, he’s got a checklist of iconic movies to get under his belt.  Not all of them end up holding your attention, and you develop a voting system–after the first 15 minutes, you hold a vote on whether to keep the movie going or to move on.  Since there’s only two of you, only one of you needs to like the movie to keep it going, so you give yourselves one immediate veto each.

Diavolo uses his veto on the first movie he wasn’t super into, and you have to keep reminding him that there’s no secret second veto that he can use.  Cut him some slack, this level of democracy is unfamiliar to the future Demon King.  He does end up really liking some of the movies he tried to avoid, so he learns to chill pretty quickly.

Also insists on watching the movies in a massive blanket fort.  He’s not a movie cuddler, per se, but he is an emotional movie watcher, so you can expect him to grab your arm during an especially sweet or sad scene.

You’re going to have to clarify what’s realistic and what isn’t sometimes.  No, that’s not a real animal.  Yes, that event really happened.  That may or may not be true, we aren’t sure.  Diavolo please this is a conspiracy theory.

If you thought that this wouldn’t end up in a sleepover, I don’t know what to tell you.  Maybe you just tried to watch way too many movies and passed out in the fort.  Maybe you tried to call it quits and then he gave you big puppy dog eyes until you agreed to have a slumber party.

Side note, but Lucifer is still recovering from seeing Diavolo’s car appear unannounced at the House of Lamentation and then being told that it’s actually here to pick you up and that he absolutely can’t come along.  Has he been replaced?

Masterlist

#obey me #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me swd #swd obey me #obey me shall we date #shall we date obey me #obey me! #obey me headcanons #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #nerieda

[dooodle-bug]

Skool AU headcanons for my legion because it sounds really fun!

General:

-Olly and Olivia are apparently the oldest of the entire gang. They don't look/act like it, but they are-

-idk exactly what's going down but from context clues I presume it's supposed to be a high school?? I dunno but that's what I'm going to base it all off of for now.

-Olly somehow recruited a bunch of people younger than him and got them to basically worship him?? He's probably that edgy kid everyone is scared of/nobody talks to in which he says "No, you WILL appreciate me!"

-He probably saw the legion on their own and went: Yeah, you guys are gonna be my croonies now-

-Lucky for him, the legion seem to LOVE him unconditionally for some reason-

-The legion are all Normal People heights instead of giants also

Colored Pencils:

-Calls himself Jean-Pierre but everyone calls him just Colored Pencils-

-Quiet-ish. They're certainly not a talker, but they're also not super quiet either. Heck, that guy just spits insults all the time, like, their only mood is Bitter and it really shows as they basically hate everyone and everything. They're also just super proud. Probably a phase. Or hormones. Or both.

-Prolly a junior or so (prolly 17 or so). Instead of focusing on his work he draws but every time he gets a bad grade he cries. Honestly he's just a really insecure guy that needs to insult everyone or he'll be upset with himself-

-They're just tired all the time and drink coffee. They tend to overwork themself a lot and really just wants to sit down and cry sometimes.

-Takes art class but really, really hates the course. The only reason why he hasn't dropped out is because it was the best of the worst according to him. So during the class instead of doing the actual work he goes "screw it" and draws whatever he feels like.

Rubber Band:

-Awkwardly tall compared to everyone else in their class. They're a little insecure about it. Despite this they're still super duper extroverted and like talking. Like, a lot.

-They are THE theater kid. They're definitely in the drama club and probably the one who even started it in the first place. Like they are soooo big on theater n stuff it's crazy. They're also totally the kinda guy to just join all these clubs just because they can-

-They also like singing a lot. Usually they just hum or make up melodies while they work.

-Despite being such a talker they probably don't have many friends, just a bunch of aquaintences they deem friends. They're just known to everyone as the "loud, annoying theater kid who talks a lot". They don't know that yet.

-Ironically, they are sooooooo into the drama of everyone and everything. They could tell you the scoop of literally every piece of drama that went down in the school, even from before they even started attending. It's kinda like their own sitcom or something-

Hole Punch:

-High School Slacker(tm) Sleeps in class and has terrible grades and everything. He really honestly needs a nap or something-

-They're SUCH an introvert. They hardly say a word ever. They're the embodiment of The Quiet Kid. Like, they hang out by themself in the corner and everything. But once they're behind a door or have their defenses raised, they spit VENOM and if ever given a chance, they'll roast you pretty darn hard.

-Tends to wear headphones and listen to music often. Obviously, he likes 70s disco music and uses some old fashioned music player. He just blasts it and claims it helps him work but then 5 minutes later he just up and starts dancing instead of getting anything done-

-Despite being so introverted, when you get to know them, they're just a huge party animal that apparently goes wild at parties (in their fantasy). Claims to be the life of the party when really they're hiding in the corner.

-Really just hates school and work in general and would rather take a nap in the auditorium all day.

Tape:

-Gangster. School menace. He's a big trouble maker, doing a lot of troublemaker-esque activities. Also when entering rooms he jumps up and hits the doorframe.

-Does NOT care about school in any form whatsoever. Their grades are absolutely awful and they really couldn't care less. They actively skip classes, ignore the teacher, and probably got suspended and detention on several occasions-

-Honestly hates the world and everything in it, believing that everything is a huge waste of time. Mood is typically Anger.

-Class Clown and prankster. He goes outta his way to ruin other people's days because he thinks it's funny. He's honestly kinda a bully, but everyone still seems to like him anyways just because of his status or whatever.

-Oh yeah they're surprisingly popular. Prolly from being such a huge jerk that everyone loves them no matter what.

Scissors:

-Straight A student, high honor role. Spends most of their time studying or doing work, like, super duper smart. They're also basically a teacher's pet, someone who just loves enforcing the rules onto people.

-Honestly they just do everything to make them look good. They join all these clubs and be all stuck up because they know colleges like that sorta thing. Unfortunately, most other students do not and they do not have friends.

-You'd expect them to be all geeky and stuff, but no, they're really cold and edgy and kinda nasty to people.

-Hates everyone. Mostly people who are troublemakers and commit scandalous acts.

-If they ever screw up they go into hiding for hours and cry about it.

Stapler:

-Stray dog that lives outside of campus that Olly slapped a collar on and adopted.

-They're feral af. People have tried getting rid of them but it never works so they're stuck there like a dorm cat.

-Actively harasses and attacks students. Especially ones they have beef against or ones who don't like Olly.

-They have a pretty strong bond with Olly. He spends a lot of time with them and also feeds them on occasion so now they became besties.

-Eats outta the trash sometimes. Probably contracted a disease at this point.

Thank you to whoever read this whole thing!

#tfw CP is the same as in hc just in a school setting- #so is HP what have I done- #I think it's bc they're both basically teens so- #I-use-my-words-to-express-myself #school au #legion of stationery

[blueboltkatana]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

GUrll ur so sexy... Like you're Hot. I don't care if you were bullied in school, you're sexy, they lied.

Also bitch I KNEW i related to you too much our ascendants are both in leo we're so hot.

Ok ok no now I'll stop complimenting and start with the roasting here we go:

So the sun is your sense of "self" it represents you on the more base level i guess you could say, like what most people think you're like is represented by your sun. With Sagittarius being your sun it means you're very energetic Especially for those things you are passionate about, you might have gone through a LOT of hobbies, only a few of them stuck around but you like to try things. You're curious about the way people's minds works, you wanna figure them out. If the conversations you have don't involve some form of psychoanalysis or philosophy you might loose interest. You are a Talker, maybe you talk very fast or you are often told to lower your voice but you don't do it on purpose you're just very very animated. You are kina volatile, in the sense that you value freedom in everything, love, work, hobbies. You have a huge rebellious streak and you kinda like testing your luck. Think adrenaline junkie. It's cliché but with this much Sagittarius in your chart you prob love traveling, like i said you will chase freedom because you associate it with happiness. If you find people that make you feel free then you feel happy. Rules don't go well with you. You don't really like being involved with fights per se but you LOVE debating, if you can beat a motherfucker with nothing but facts and logic you will and you will enjoy it.

Your way of flirting or making friends is "lowkey bullying" or my favourite "verbally throwing hands". If they shoot back you get heart eyes (my mars in sag agrees). You can be tactless as fuck tho. Like you will say some outrageous shit that MIGHT be funny if the timing is right or MIGHT make everyone in a 5 mile radius mad.

I NEED to talk about your moon in sag bc Babe, babe the moon tells us about our emotions and how we deal with them, how we express them and how they shape us. But BABE. Sagittarius moons are so bad at comforting people it's embarrassing, trying to make them think of smth else or do smth else to distract from the situation is NOT a good way to deal with your emotions... Avoiding your emotions like the plague is not gonna invent a vaccine... Saying "everything is fine :)" DOESN'T MAKE ANYTHING FINE PLEASE GO TO THERAPY. ok to give you some credit, you don't let shit bring you down, no matter what you always get up and that is a *strength* that i admire, but love you're burning the candle at both ends, especially if you get yourself in More problems by trying to distract yourself from One problem.

Also you've had a horsegirl phase or a dog obsession phase or both huh. AND your love language is sarcasm but the type that you will make someone laugh when you're insulting them. You're also hilarious irl you're prob the "funny friend" but with that scorpio mars and venus baby inside ur sad and dark as fuck ripp.

I also wanted to talk about your mercury in sag... Babe... Do you know what a brain to mouth filter IS?! do you recognize that word?!?! Cuz you have never used yours i think. Like you are hilarious but that's because you have dolphins in the head cavity baby. Not trying to say you're stupid, you're actually very smart and opinionated, probably have been told that you'd be a great lawyer or smth. But miss gurl please think before you speak for the love of god ur gonna make someone cry. Also ur mouth is foul. Have you ever spoken a sentence without a "fuck" or a "cunt" somewhere in there?! God bless.

Now for your scorpio Venus I'm just gonna say, more confirmation that ur Sexy as Fuck, scorpio venuses are just sexy, amazing partners, VERY passionate, whoever dates you will never forget you, for better or for worse you'll forever be on the back of their mind. You had a harsh emo phase huh, maybe loved some obscure shit like witchcraft or just love dressing all black like someone's mother died, i bet you wear silver jewelry a lot, maybe necklaces or rings or chockers. If this isn't how you dress now it was prob a major phase in your life. Or maybe you just love horror movies idk

Being as passionate as you are you don't take well to being mistreated or lied to, you might like to plot revenge and things like those, you wouldn't do anything... You actually prefer letting things go but you WILL make an elaborate scenario in your head at 3am or even as you stare right in the persons face.

With mars in scorpio you might be kinda passive aggressive, maybe you act like things don't really bother you but you throw a comment or two once in a while just to stir the pot bc you can't move on lmfao.

You are attracted to people that are introverts or generally just mysterious, like i said above the nature of the Sagittarius is to Learn and to Study. People that you can't immediately figure out intrigue you. All your crushes are either on geminis or water signs lmfao.

The best careers for you are the ones that allow you some freedom of either movement or expression and something that can keep your mind from flying away, something that keeps you intrigued, like research or writing. You're a very "all or nothing" person and it can sometimes scare people away, i advise you to work on compromising, being less stubborn and more open with your emotions and desires.

(part one bc I'm taking too long and I don't wanna keep you waiting so much) I'll reblog this with part 2

Alright here we go part 2 of Roasting hella until she finds out I'm hiding in her walls.

I will skip over some planets that are Very slow moving and usually don't talk about you as an individual but refer to your generation as a whole.

I wanna focus on lilith for a sec bc worstie lilith talks about our fears, our more "darker" side that we hide from ourselves as well as the people that we love. Lilith in aries in the eleventh house tells me you might be afraid to take charge, you gravitate towards positions of leadership but you let go on the last second, almost afraid to have too much control, very often self sabotaging your own success. Your anger and you own ambition might scare you, you might be afraid of appearing too aggressive bc under your skin you have a deep rooted anger and rebellion that you wish to relieve but you can't find a good enough outlet, some things soothe it but you always feel like it never leaves. It might be related to some form of resentment that you never truly dealt with and now it sits uncomfortably with you and you just can't get over it and it bothers you. You might have been shy in groups as a child, maybe you talked a lot but it was always from a fear of the silence not always because you had something to say. The eleventh house is that of groups and friends and social awareness, technology and your hopes and wishes for the future, having lilith in this house talks about someone who had a hard time feeling comfortable around people OR someone who wasn't very accepted. You might have desperately wished for friends but have found it hard to find any. Or if you did, you deep down felt very alone. I would advise to learn to accept your anger and deal with it in healthy ways instead of brushing it off and repressing it.

The north node talks about what you need to focus more in your life for example in your case with Gemini in your North node you need to focus more on your communication letting go of anxiety and your relation with other people you need to become more interested in intellectual pursuit and growth. You need to let go off the need to always be right and look more at details instead of focusing on on the bigger picture all of the time. When your North node is is in Gemini then your South node is in Sagittarius which tells me that what you should focus less on is your pursuit of freedom and your rebellion. Be more aware of your words and use them with maturity.

Now let's have some fun with the ascendent in leo which we share and now i see why ur so relatable. The first house or the ascendant is that very superficial layer of our personality, it includes the way we carry ourselves, our style, the little habits or quirks we have. One thing about leo ascendants is that we have an obsession with our hair. Hair is important to us, some have huge hair that might remind you of a lions mane, others just have very unique style or color but we ALL are lowkey or highkey obsessed with it, either constantly touching it, pulling it, chewing on it, cutting it or dying it in unique ways you name it. You might have a rather large nose or cat like eyes.

This ascendent is full of life and light, very funny, light hearted and luxurious, you want to live that good life and i don't blame you. A negative aspect is that we come of as intimidating to others. ALL of my friends AND my ex have at some point told me I was intimidating to them. It makes us prone to overcompensating for it later in life so maybe now you're super outgoing and extroverted and you approach people first and try to be super friendly. Also you're an attention whore (affectionate) with a flare for the dramatics, very flamboyant, you basically fill the room with personality, it attracts attention and you love it. You're what people would call a "sunny" person.

You're hella competitive (get it lol) and you LOVE fighting your way to the top and crushing the competition. You're probably a weirdo that low key likes school. Not the way it's run or the teachers or whatever, but the "idea" of school. If you could just learn all your life you absolutely would.

Second house in virgo. The 2nd house is the house of money, work, income, daily routines, values, material possessions, habits, work ethic ect being in virgo it means you can have an extremely good work ethic, you put a lot of thought in planning and mapping your work, you might get overly critical on your work though and often undermine your own success and efforts because they didn't fit your impossible standards. You can be very organized in your work, you want things to be a certain way and if they don't follow your plan you will Make them. Its a good position for virgo but yoh need to be aware of not overworking by trying to do Everything on your own. Let others help you, and let people in your work do their own things don't try to help if not asked to because you will overwork yourself.

The third house is that of the mind, thinking, communication, siblings, interests and early education, in your case it is in Libra which means that you're early education might not have been very stable or it was a period of time that you look back with a lot of fondness but not much substance. You are a good talker but you get lost when it comes to details, you are indecisive when it comes to settling on an opinion on something if you don't have All the facts first, you always want to be right. You are pretty open minded and easy to talk to but you might have the bad habit of rambling off topic. You change interests constantly and you prob like to talk about others, you wanna know the tea if it kills you. You prob had a crush on a childhood best friend or on a hot neighbor. Your relationship with your siblings might be pretty good, friendly, no particular resentment or anything like that, you might be the one that everyone treats a little better, people let you get away with things more often, you might be the one that takes 2 hours in the bathroom lol.

Oof fourth house in scorpio babe how are the mommy issues? 😬 How is your relationship with your femininity? Having trouble with keeping secrets? So the fourth house is the one responsible for your home roots, your family, self-care, emotions, your mother, women and your femininity and having Scorpio here tells me that you might have very strong ties to your family, but they weren't healthy or emotionally supportive. You have grown with people that might have undermined your emotions, people that didn't teach you to set healthy boundaries and maybe even manipulators and gaslighters. You might have been the type to put your foot down a lot a home, assuming a very dominant role as well as the defender. You're very private about your family life and don't want to let people too close.

Ah i just noticed u have like 3 planets in this house including ur Sun and Moon, babe this house is what you need to focus on when you go to therapy. This almost secretive, guarded approach to understanding your own emotions is very prominent in how you see yourself, how you feel and with Pluto there, how you change. I could say the biggest changes in your life have happened in these areas and they have left the biggest impacts on you. Yes you are passionate and protective but don't let bad feelings marinate forever, address them and then move on from them because they're just weighting you down.

Fifth house in sag, also the house of your mercury. This house represents Love, romance, creativity, self expression, joy and childlike spirit. It tells me the way you express your creativity is through words which makes sense since you're a great writer, but not only, the way you express Love is also through your words, expression and free thoughts are your way you tell your loved ones how much you mean to them, think poetry, long rants, music recommendations bc of specific song lyrics, you have been writing form childhood and it's one of the ways you express your view on beauty as well, to you love is freedom and freedom is expression.

Capricorn in the sixth house paired with both uranus and neptune being in it tells me there is something about your knees, joints, bones or teeth in particular that stands out when it comes to your health, maybe you tend to break your teeth, maybe you like chewing on crunchy foods, maybe your joints crack a lot, idk but I'd drink my milk if i was you, take care of your joints and bones. Also for you, being emotionally unwell often translates to being Physically unwell as well, so be mindful of your emotions because they do affect you physically. You need to keep hydrated also and your health plan needs structure for it to work bc that neptune makes everything very chaotic and uranus constantly makes you bored and wanting to spice things up. Take care of your emotional needs just as much as you would with your physical ones. And for the love of jesus be CAREFUL with alcohol or smoking because that neptune in ur health house could mean serious trouble if you let it become an addiction, don't push it.

Aquarius in the seventh house of relationships, marriage, contracts, business partners ect means you are untraditionally traditional. That makes sense in my head let me explain. Aquarius is a sign that seeks individualism desperately, it likes to feel like a special person, impossible to understand. Yet always feels comfortable in the structure of traditional and safe paths. So for example you might marry someone in a way that is not traditional but at the end of the day you wish for your marriage to have a stability you would feel safe falling into. Also it says ur gay. Air signs in the relationship house says ur gay i Make the rules.

Pisces is in the eighth house of sex, intimacy, shared finances, inheritance, taxes, loans, property, mystery, partner's resources. This tells me you fuck with feeling lmfao. Or you simply make your love life something "special", a connection that only you and ur person can share, it's what makes you an amazing lover and an unforgettable one as well. But as amazing as you are at creating a otherworldly atmosphere, ur just as shit at setting boundaries and saying something when you don't like something. You don't like to see things that you love ending and a failed relationship makes you blame yourself too much, you have the tendency to stay in situations where you are being mistreated but you tell yourself It's on you.

A recurring theme I'm seeing is some weakness when it comes to liars or manipulators in your life. So either you irrationally fear people are lying to you because you "lie" to them about yourself or a lot of people in your childhood might have used lying or gaslighting as a way to keep you under control. I would advise to try not to overthink and become paranoid, people love you and they believe in you and they aren't deceiving you, they don't secretly mean something different from what they have said. Listen to your intuition about people sure, but don't confuse it with anxiety.

With lilith and aries in the 9th house of travel and higher education and religion I'm gonna assume you might have religious trauma. Religion might have been a way that people used to try and control you, if not religion then some form of system or government law. Being queer i completely understand the sentiment but in your case it's take a step further because you Value the ideals of this house so much, with lilith here, it's like at som point in your life you were finally awakened to how much injustice there was in the world ant that has made you very inclined to take action, you cannot stand unjust government or non tolerating religions. You might have felt crushed under an unjust system and it took you a lot of will and conviction to find your individuality and build yourself how you wanted once you were free.

Your midheaven in taurus tells me you are one that will achieve any goals you set your mind to. It might take you time, you might procrastinate around it, but at the end of the day, you will do it and you will do it well and it will be rewarding. If your father isn't a Taurus then he was a stable figure in your life, very much a rock for better or for worse. In your career life people will see you as very competent, very down to earth and helpful but you know you just procrastinated till the last second possible and stayed up all night do finish your work... You will seek careers that you believe will guarantee you stable income and a comfortable life. You might indulge in luxury from time to time because you think in order to get the position you want at work you need to look the part. Ultimately it's your sheer stubbornness and spite that gets you all the way up to the top of the food chain.

The eleventh house of groups, friendships, humanitarianism, and social awareness is in your case in gemini. It tells me you value friendship extremely and you surround yourself with a diverse cast of friends, you couldn't mix your different friend groups if you tried and you have tried. You have the habit of being too friendly to everyone which makes you end up with more friends than you know what to do with. You are approachable but people can get the impression that you are putting up a show or a facade and your emotions arent genuine, it's not always the case but you need to be more truthful and assertive, put some boundaries and don't let people get away with shit you don't like. Your public persona is very well liked, seen as fun and bright and smart and overall a joy to be around.

Now that last placement... 12th house cancer, i have the same placement and babe I'm sorry for all the shit you have been through. You deserve the freedom to be unhappy and to express that unhappiness in healthy ways. You deserve to be given unconditional love and support no matter how many mistakes you say you have made no matter how overly pessimistic you are about yourself it doesn't matter you're amazing and i love you and you deserve the world.

With jupiter the planet of expansion in the 12th house of endings, spirituality, solitude and karma?! Gurl i did say u were a cult leader but i didn't think it was astrologically backed up rippp. But it also says you might have a hard time getting the motivation to finish things, you might take a long time to finish a project. This house placements also tells me you're amazing at writing emotional ass fantasy stories which by now we have confirmed, but if you have like, an original idea for a book don't hesitate to get it started babe bc u have a very promising placement for that. Don't get too dragged into a sad whirlpool of emotions and daydreams but bring your creative ideas to life and you'll be fine.

This is all I'm doing today and i think it's enough lol. I'm posting this I'm sorry to my followers for the long ass post I'll tag it so you can filter it. This was a whole psycho-astrological analysis of our favourite writer Hellspawn1975. I have wanted to study her like a new lizard species for a while and i finally got the chance thank you hella for the opportunity.

Final words to @hella1975 i hate you and I'll fuck ur mom tomorrow, gn babe <3

#warning long post #long post #i am sorry #after intense study of this species i diagnose her with #gay homosexual gay #thank you everyone

[spideywars]

tell me the world’s alright

pairing: peter parker x stark!reader

a/n: this is a WIP that I've been working on over the winter break. I've written about 10k worth of words towards this story and I'd love to post it all! So here's a sneak peek of chapter one, I'd love feedback!

words: 1.3k of 10k+

warnings: future violence, possible smut, ptsd symptoms

summary: after the blip and when everyone including you disappeared, you realized that things weren't as safe as you thought. Even under your father's iron wing, you knew the world was going to be a very dangerous place. (Takes place after endgame, Tony survives).

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The web fluid bubbled from the heat as you squinted down at the suit in front of you. The wires were so small and delicate you had to have stupid magnifying eye-glasses on that were heavy along the bridge of your nose. It caused your gloved finger to flick at the frame to push it back up because of how much it slid down.

"Come on," you mumbled. Your lip was raw from biting it so much, your muscles were sore, but you were so close you could see the finish line. This was something that not even your father was able to do, with constant trial-runs and annoying training sessions that end in failures. But the answer hits you at the strangest times.

In particular, this time it was when you were eating dinner. Pepper and Tony were sat between you arguing as you sat at the end of the unnecessarily large dining room table. You picked at the last of your roasted red peppers, and just one flick of your wrist and a glance down at one pepper slipping off the plate and landing on the table, it came to you.

So now you're here, and you won't let either of your parents into the room. Pepper is more worried, her knocking becoming so frantic you had to yell at her to back off. You're in a zone, another world where finally, finally you can get Peter the suit that he needs to survive anything that comes his way.

It's one spark from the wire as you connect it to your new design when the suit came to life in color. It illuminated the room, his spider symbol in the middle shining onto the ceiling. It was brighter, everything was, something that reminded you of Black Panther's suit, but minus the vibranium.

"Oh my god." You had to chuckle at yourself, hands throwing the magnifying glasses onto the lab table and pushing your stool away so you could stand back and stare at your invention.

Peter can now heal ten times faster, you've managed to mix his DNA in with the suit to cause triple the amount of cell healing. A bullet is just a scratch, a machine gun is a bruise. Everything that can kill a human being in one go will be nothing to him.

"Y/N" It's Tony this time, probably being forced by your mother to do the parenting now. But you're smiling ear to ear, eyes watering with joy as you witness the thing you've been struggling with for months since the blip.

"Listen kid your mom is raging at me right now cause of you and I'd appreciate if you'd come out and give her some reassurance you're all good." You blink slowly out of your daze, now moving towards the suit again to power it off and place it on the charger.

"And uhm, if you don't come out soon I'm blasting my way in and I'm taking the damage costs out of your bank account."

You giggle at that, quickly fixing up the suit and cleaning up the area before rushing towards the laboratory down and unlocking it. You open it to see Tony leaning against the door frame, one of his brows immediately raising at your lab coat and gloves.

"What's up, Einstein?" His question makes you roll your eyes, and you don't say a word to him as you maneuver around his body to get upstairs. He's hot on your heals though. You can just feel the irritation radiating off him.

"I don't really appreciate the silence after you've just come out of my laboratory looking like you've just cured cancer. Mind sharing with the man paying for your equipment?" He's on thin ice, and Tony knows how to pick and prod at your emotions until you spill the beans. But you feel like you're floating on a cloud right now. You don't really know what to say, who to tell.

Well, you know exactly who you're going to tell. But that person isn't present at the moment. He's probably studying for a biology quiz or swinging across the city.

"I-I just need time to think." You say without faltering your steps up the stairs and towards the kitchen where you see your mother gathering dishes and placing them in the dishwasher.

"That's great, wonderful." The sarcasm is dripping from your father's mouth, but that's the usual. You ignore it easily, moving towards the trash can near the dishwasher to throw your gloves inside, just so Pepper can see you have finally exited your little cave.

"Jesus, finally." Pepper breaths out as she drops one of the plates a little too roughly into the wrack before maneuvering around it to give you a hug. It's a short pulse before she's putting you at arm's length to give you that disturbing stare where she looks inside you and at your soul. It makes you shiver, and you prepare for what's bound to happen next.

"You scared me by just getting up and leaving like that. Especially going downstairs to lock yourself in that lab." She shakes you a bit, and you place your hands onto her own that are squeezing at your shoulders.

"I'm sorry, it's just-"

"It better not be anything to do with Parker and that damn suit. I told you I would handle that." Tony cuts you off, and that throws you off completely. Well, not completely. You know your father doesn't like you involved with his...other work. But Peter was your best friend and someone that you couldn't risk losing.

After the blip and when everyone including you disappeared, you realized that things weren't really as safe as you thought. Even under your father's iron wing, you knew the world was going to be a very dangerous place.

You needed to step in.

"Dad, you know I can't just back off from this..." You glare at him over Pepper's shoulder. He glared back with just as much force.

"It's easy, especially when you have school and work and friends to hang out with. You have something called a life and this," he motions with his hands towards you and your lab coat, "is not your life."

That makes your jaw clench. He doesn't really have the right to own your life. But apparently, since he owns basically everything in the world, he's entitled to own you too.

"God, I'm not one of your toys. You can't just program me to do what you want, not this time." You throw your hands in the air and shift out of your mother's hold. Pepper looks upset, torn between the fight with her brows furrowed and lips tight.

"Oh don't bring out the ownership card again Y/N Stark. You know the only reason I'm doing this is to-"

"Protect me!" You yell, stopping your stomp out of the kitchen to twirl around and point an accusing finger right at your father's reactor. He blinks at you, surprised but still showing the sparks of anger flowing through him.

You don't allow him to speak again. You're grabbing your coat and shuffling on your shoes before he can even blurt out another snarky remark.

"Y/N," it's Pepper this time, eyes wide and concerned as she rushes into the front hallway where you stood with the front door slightly ajar. You halt in the middle of your exit to stare back at her, listening.

"If you're going to him, please, just be careful. Call me."

That's enough to make you nod with the smallest smile before you slip out and slam the door behind you.

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I am so excited about this work and I hope you guys are too! Feedback is really appreciated and hopefully I can get the full chapter out by next week.

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[0lshadyl0]

Hi it's me may I have the final part of my onryo ask please. I'm curious to see how it ends

Get you back to me, Yandere Todoroki Shoto x Onryo Reader Part 3

warnings: friendship betrayal, kidnapping, violence, reader gets defenseless, dismemberment of limbs

#words# = text messages 

word count: 1318

Malware was in a room in one of the secret bases of the elite legion, with teary eyes, she was observing the only photo she had with you, after all, it was difficult to take a photo of a ghost, even though you were in the body of a puppet, that was the only photo that she had managed to photograph you fairly well, you almost seemed alive in that photo and it was a special memory of the two, of their friendship, friendship that she ended herself since, after all, she had to fulfill his duty to the elite legion, which meant betraying you After all, the elite legion could be lax with its members and what they did, but those were only those who had a certain rank and importance in the group, basically, there were benefits for the members that were considered indispensable, either by their quirk or because of the skills they possessed, unfortunately, being you a simple assassin, you did not have those benefits That is why Malware felt hurt about what she had done, unlike her, you were not allowed to do what you wanted or mobilize at your will and when she reported, making sure to get rid of any irresponsibility that you committed, she also sentenced your end "Oh Y/n, I am so sorry, but my duty is with the legion," she said as she hugged the photo "I am a terrible friend and a selfish person" That last was also true, she knew that if she did not give you away, she could lose privileges and it was something she was not willing to stop having, her ambitions were more important than the friendship she had with you, but it was still painful because she knew that she was the only thing you had, but the truth was that the feeling was not entirely mutual "Do not feel bad for Y/n, Setsuzoku-chan, she asked for it herself and must pay the consequences" commented a tall, blue man with six arms "if you are dispensable you must limit yourself to obey, everyone here in the legion knows it, she too and still decided to go against the elite legion, breaking the rules ”

Without further ado, the big man extended his six arms and wrapped them around Malware to offer her not only comfort but also support, after all, he knew that his girlfriend was someone sensitive and had become more attached to what the vengeful spirit that he would have liked, even knowing that Y/n was going to be used for a specific mission that was already perfectly accomplished, keeping it for a while, whereas she was useful until she was discarded, although he had to admit that it was faster than he had thought 'poor girl without friends or luck' thought the man as he gave words of encouragement to his beloved knowing that very soon it would be the end of the Onryo woman

Meanwhile, you couldn't be worse, since when you got to the location where the damn son of a bitch was who you once considered your friend, but now he was the being who you hated the most, he had set a trap, from which he managed to escape, but at the cost of your left arm You looked at him with incalculable hatred, but the look he gave you back made your stomach turn that you didn't have, Shoto saw you with a look so full of devotion that it only made you want to vomit even your imaginary visors Without more you decided to attack first to end his existence, you had a lot of confidence in yourself since you are a successful assassin of the elite legion, the best of the best But even so, the two-colored hair man surprised you with abilities that you did not know about him, which showed why he was located in the fourth place in the list of heroes, he was really very good and the control of his quirk was magnificent Sooner than later you realized that things were not in your favor, especially the fact that the hero roasted your other arm to the point that it was already useless and frozen your legs so that you could not move anymore, without more, Shoto decided again to leave you in a vulnerable state as the time he raped you, since he saw the advantage of removing the limbs of you he had to only leave you with only your head and body without limbs It was not easy for the hero to do that, what's more, if you could feel the damage that could be done to the puppet that constituted your body, this aggressive form in which he was dismembering you, hitting your frozen legs to the point that they split for after ripping what was left of your arm, all that while you screamed and insulted him along with his entire existence, feeling like you wanted to cry although obviously, you couldn't do that either He stripped you of your mobility and left you at his mercy; Shoto's big smile said it all, now you belonged to him and there was nothing and nobody who could help you, for something Malware had sent you messages as you arrived at the location that she herself had shown you where Todoroki was, but you ignored them, not even the threats she made to you, which she surely followed, after all, Malware was not one to hide things from her superiors, she was a snitch in that sense, she did anything to be on the good side of them #it is not a good idea that you go Y/n, you know the rules# was the first message

You ignored the message, you were only aiming to find Todoroki and make him pay once and for all #I have a bad feeling about this, no, I know what is wrong, it is a trap Y/n, you are going to a trap # second message You didn't care, you had confidence that you were going to win #you know that you are not allowed to go see him or hurt him, you were only allowed to kill the girls and your ex-boyfriend, you are going to get us in trouble and I will have to notify the leader of our section, Abator no will be very happy for this# The team leader really scared you even though you had never seen him angry or see him at all, but everyone said that he was very dangerous, that it was not a good idea to make him angry and if a lot of murderous sociopaths were cautious with him, it must be for something, but you had no time to repent or think about the consequences, you were close to reaching your revenge #I will warn you about this, you will be declared a deserter# A clear Threat written by Malware, you knew that she would  warn the elite legion, but at that moment you didn't care #This really makes me feel guilty, but I must think about saving my own skin # She gave the warning, although being honest with yourself, you were already thinking about the idea that she had already warned before sending the first message and now you regretted the fact of ignoring because now you were in the arms of the man who most you hated, the one who had abused you, the main reason why you died, he, now led you to an uncertain destination, but something that you knew, was that he would be by your side and would be a complete hell "Come on my dear, since we have a second chance to be together, we must take advantage of it" Shoto sentenced in a very good mood at what you were screaming inside he finally got you back  

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