Fifth tardis team dvd commentary moments that kill me (with honourary colin baker):
*the doctor walks out in a dressing gown*
Peter Davison: *chanting* sexual awakening sexual awakening sexual awakening
Sarah Sutton: sexual awakening alert
Janet Fielding: personally I'm going to sleep
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The Doctor: "[a steam train]... I always wanted to drive one when I was a boy"
Matthew Waterhouse: DiD yOu ReAllY?? A sTeAm TrAiN?? oN gALLiFrEY???
Everyone else: *losing their shit*
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Peter: what is that you're holding there?
Matthew: my, my belt thing! My rope belt
Peter: ohhhhh, trousers have fallen down
*Adric literally dies in an explosion*
Janet: *about pockets* nothing to put your hands in now!
Matthew: no hands either!
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*the cyberman leader is threatening Tegan*
Peter: oh to hell with it, kill her
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Peter: oh the waitress has just stepped in! Uh should you be sitting down, waitress?
"Waitress" Janet: they're picking on me! I haven't even started yet and you're picking on me!
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Janet: have I just walked into the middle of two saddo middle-aged men talking about who they fancy?
Peter: yep. yep.
Colin Baker: and funnily enough, your name didn't come up
Janet: thank god I haven't had breakfast
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Peter: we've managed to kill off Adric
Sarah: yep, we've dumped Tegan
Peter: and uh, lose Tegan at heathrow airport... Result!!
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Colin: last time I saw you lying on the ground like that, you turned into me!
Peter: fate worse than death Colin
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Janet: *about a piece of set with a green light coming from it* are you cooking something? Nyssa's making a pot of soup
Sarah: cabbage soup!
Janet: broccoli and stilton!
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Janet: I think I was very mean to you on this story Matthew, I took to calling you "boom-boom waterhouse"
Matthew: what?
Peter: *wheezing the whole time*
Sarah: oh yeah, of course and the other one was, "matte-finish"
Janet: *laughing* oh yeah!
Matthew: I don't remember any of this!
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Cyberman in the episode: *about the doctor* "the tall one with the fair hair"
Everyone: *dying*
Janet: and the highlights!
Sarah: the highlights yeah, with the expensive highlights!
Peter: *imitating the cybermen* and the blush on the cheeks
Matthew: *also imitating the cybermen* and the fake tan
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Sarah: That’s the trouble with all this chat, I can’t listen to the programme, find out what’s going on.
Matthew: You’re not missing much.
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Remus tells the marauders he’s a werewolf:
James: It doesn’t change how we see you.
Sirius: Anyway we can help, let us know.
Peter: I’ll stock up the chocolate stash.
Remus telling the Slytherin skittles:
*all already knew*
Barty: What would happen if you went to the moon?
Evan: Surely, he would transform.
Pandora: Nah. It’s something to do with the full moon’s light going through the atmosphere, not the moon itself.
Barty: How can you be so sure?
Dorcas: We’ll just have to test it.
Pandora: OMG! Yes! I’ll start working on it right now! We’ll need space suits, a ship…
Regulus: Good luck, mate.
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'I’m sorry, what were you saying? I saw a dog and I stopped listening.' for Reggie, please?
“I’m sorry, what were you saying? I saw a dog and I stopped listening.” Reggie said turning back to face Julie and Luke.
Julie looked up at Luke and laughed, “Well he’s never going to be allowed to babysit.”
“What?” Reggie frowned. “Babysit who?”
Luke grinned at him. “That’s what we were trying to tell you dude.” He grabbed Reggie’s face in his hands so he’d have to pay attention this time. “You’re going to be an uncle, Julie’s pregnant.”
“Oh my God!” Reggie pulled away to stare at Julie. Who looked exactly the same as always although a bit more smiley than usual. “Really?”
She nodded, “Yes Reg really.”
He swooped in and picked her up spinning her around. “Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God!”
She laughed as he put her down gently.
“Crap I probably shouldn’t be spinning you around, sloshing the baby all around inside.” He dropped to his knees in front of her. “I’m so sorry baby Molina. Please forgive me.”
Reggie looked up at Julie with a cheesy grin knowing he was being more over the top than usual but was just so happy for them and there wasn’t much he loved more than making his friends laugh.
Luke chuckled and pulled him to his feet. “You’re ridiculous.”
“And you’re going to be a dad.” Reggie grinned at his best friend.
Luke nodded looking a little green and the smile on his face didn’t reach his eyes. Reggie just smiled bigger and pulled him into a bone crushing hug. “You’re going to be the best dad ever.” He whispered in his ear.
That got a chuckle out of Luke as they pulled away. “Pretty sure the best dad ever award is safely in Ray’s hands.”
“Well…” Reggie looked at Julie who was shaking her head at both of them. “Ok then, second best dad.”
Luke shook his head and grinned rubbing the back of his neck. “I’ll take it.”
He gripped Luke’s shoulder and gave him a hard look. “And you know I’ll be there to help however you need me.”
Luke nodded.
“Owe!”
Julie poked him in the side. “If you can pay a little more attention to the humans in your life than random dogs you see on the street I might believe you."
He could see in her eyes she wasn’t really angry with him and he grinned back at her. “I’ll just have to show baby Molina all the pretty dogs too.”
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headcanon that the marauders can understand each other even when they are in their animagus form.
naturally, students at hogwarts are confused when they see remus yelling at a black dog and the dog seemingly yelling back.
or they see james comforting a crying rat in his hands.
or sirius and peter talking to a damn deer on their way to hogsmeade.
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