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that-bitch-kat3 · 6 months

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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

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regulusblock · 28 days

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Barty: bro i think we committed the perfect crime

Evan: what do u mean bro

Barty: i stole ur heart and u stole mine

Evan: bro

Barty: bro

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number1abbasupporter · 1 month

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Lily: having trouble figuring out who knows Sirius the best huh?

James: it’s me!

Remus: it’s me!

Peter: it’s me!

Regulus:

Regulus: it’s probably not me

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gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months

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ron: on a scale from one to ten, how bad of an idea do you think it would be if we got married?

harry: off the charts. lets do it.

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incorrectquotesharrypotterv · 1 year

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Y/n, grabbing Harry by his collar: SAY THAT YOU'RE SORRY!

Harry: I'M SORRY!

Y/n: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?!

Harry, sobbing: FOR SAYING THAT YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE!

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toujoursincorrect · 4 months

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Druella: Are you trying to give me a fucking aneurysm?

Bellatrix: Pretty sure we all are.

Regulus: I wasn’t.

Andromeda: I was.

Narcissa: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration.

Sirius: I just cause aneurysms naturally.

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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year

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Sirius: Reg! What are you doing here?

Regulus: This is where James and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think of this outfit?

Sirius: Well, I don’t like it

Regulus: Really?

Sirius: It’s kinda slutty

Regulus: It’s yours

Sirius: ...Yeah well, I’m a slut

Regulus: Me too!

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slyterinthings · 5 months

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Slytherin: *about their family* Why is every single person in that household depressed and suicidal?!

Hufflepuff: you forget to add homicidal honey.

Slytherin: I'm not homicidal.

Ravenclaw: Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

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narcissablackmylove · 11 months

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Lily: Regulus, Sirius, I’ve left a letter telling your parents not to worry—

Regulus: They won’t.

Lily: -that you’re safe—

Sirius: That’ll just depress them.

Lily: —and you’ll see them in a few weeks.

Regulus: Do we have to?

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that-bitch-kat3 · 10 months

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Executioner at Azkaban: Any last words? Sirius: Do you think I'm hot? Be honest.

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regulusblock · 9 months

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Regulus: Describe yourself in one word

Barty: Yours.

Regulus, tearing up: Disgusting

Regulus: Say it again

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loislame84 · 1 year

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Cissy: so you fancy girls?

Bella: Well, that is sort of an entry-level requirement for being a lesbian.

Andy: lesbianism 101

Cissy, turning towards Hermione: you as well?

Hermione: I took the required courses.

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gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months

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ron: that's not funny

harry: i thought it was

hermione: you don't count. you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on facebook

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hxuse-xf-black · 6 months

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12-year-old James, visiting Grimmauld Place for the first time: It was nice of the Addams family to lend you their place for the weekend.

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yourgalgremlin · 1 month

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This but it’s Sirius Black:

Is he crossing out mom to add Moony? MAYBE, MAYBE NOT. Either way: love this for Remus Lupin.

Why the PAP & MAM hand tats? Pap & Mam were what he & Reg used to call their father & mother. So to accurately commemorate them—

PAP stands for: MAM stands for:

Patricide Matricide

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sunniandhonibee · 1 year

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Hufflepuff: "Sly, bonk me. My brain is being mean to me again."

Slytherin: *bonks their head lightly then kisses it better*

Hufflepuff: *blushes a bit* "thanks-"

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