Tony: h o l y shit, that's hot--
Pepper: Tony!
Tony: ....not the time?
Pepper: [looks up] Definitely not!
Pepper: [grins] although I do enjoy the sentiment.
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tony: Maybe I do need a nap
rhodey: You needed a nap twelve days ago. At this point you need a whole coma
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Endgame & LOKI could've corrected the Mandarin problem
Shoulda had The Quantum Realm travel in Endgame revamp everything with a twist like LOKI, the consequence being the team coming back finding Trevor is the real Mandarin this time.
with ACTUAL Elemental Rings. Avengers level threat.
Kingsley was so good with what little he had.
Would've been so terrifying if he had the rings of elemental power but he chose to conceal that power unless threated with drones, mortar or an Avenger, and mainly influenced people with his charisma and ideals alone, not force or intimidation or the rings.
Winning their hearts, thus they pledge their lives to him, not his power.
That's someone truly dangerous.
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Top 5 worst big base superhero movies (minus #5)
5-Ironman 3. It was all over the place, a mess, added nothing. I mean, when they have to retcon fucking the mandarin...
AND
#5 part 2-Spiderman, no way home. What a FREAK SHOW this movie was. Fury isn't Fury, the bad guy is just petty (iron man 2 AND 3 anyone?), and the BIGGEST take away was....parker's identity was given away (so they could basically redo spiderverse, by in real life? Cuz that's ALL 'no way home' was. Spiderverse, non animated. They stole the idea from themselves. How pathetic)
4-Thor 1 AND 2. Sorry, but we didn't give a true fuck about thor till the avengers. Before that, it was loki fun time. And paint by numbers unoriginal.
3-Black Adam. Meaningless is the best summary of this movie. Waste of time is another.
2-Green Lantern (duh).
1-Morbius. I had absolutely NO expectations, lowest bar I could set, and it was even worse than I could imagine. It took WORK to make something that fucking bad.
Thoughts? Additions? Top 10, but you can NOT use dc or marvel? I would like to see that.
ps-if you are wondering why I didn't mention more DC movies it's cuz...they never set the bar high. At all. So them making a GOOD movie would be like picking on the dumb kid; he already knows he's dumb. Marvel set the standard, then...never tried to get better. So that's why I shit on them the most. I really enjoyed Ironman 2 (tho most shit all over it), then ironman 3 took ANY ground I had and toppled it.
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Peter: Hey, Mr Stark?
Tony: yeah
Peter: If I was dying and needed one of your kidneys, would you give it to me?
Tony: In a heart-beat
Peter: okay, awesome!
Tony: ...you don't need a kidney do you?
Peter: No
Tony: Where's this coming from then?
Peter: ...can I pick the lab music-
Tony: absolutely fucking not.
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