#jk quotes

[boomkloppthesoundofmyheart]

i hate you for leaving, but i'll still miss you hendo

#whyd you have to leave #jordan henderson #lfc #klopp #jurgen klopp #liverpool fc #liverpool #my posts #jk handsome #jk quotes #jk hats

[mydarlingdearestdead]

@olivers-cocoapuffs 103 per request

James: Mum, I'm dating Regulus now and-

Effie: You couldn't have found anyone better?

James: But Mum! I love him!

Effie: I was talking to Regulus.

James:

Regulus: The store was sold out of everything else

#fuck jk rowling #fuck jkr #marauders #marauders era #regulus black #hp #james potter #sirius black #evan rosier #incorrect quotes #marauder incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect marauders era #incorrect marauders #starchaser #jegulus #sunseeker #Effie port #euphemia potter

[fanaticalthings]

I know Wayne Manor probably looks as normal as possible to avoid visitors suspecting the family's past time activities..

but also I highly doubt Bruce was able to avoid making some obscure changes to the Manor just based on the fact that his children are fucking feral.

Some of the windows are either boarded up, or have cages on them from the inside, and to an onlooker, they'll probably think "Oh those poor kids, being caged inside like animals, unable to get fresh air. I always knew that Wayne guy was sketchy. "

but it's literally just because his kids won't stop launching themselves head-first out of the windows whenever Bruce is mid lecture. doesn't matter if they're on the 4th floor.

sometimes visitors will get a closer look at the inside of the place and see a lot of things baby proofed, which is weird because "Aren't all of Wayne's kids old enough to not get themselves hurt like babies do?"

No, Sharon, do not underestimate the power of 6 hyperactive children combined in a room together, they will absolutely get themselves hurt in some way.

some furniture and objects are just straight up bolted to the floor, and everyone just assumes Bruce is a perfectionist or a micromanager, but Bruce literally had no other option since his fucking kids keep throwing shit at each other, and sometimes they just do it to get the other's attention or because they just felt like it. Sometimes they'll even throw each other

I just need some DC comics that acknowledge that the Manor has some additional features that were integrated after Bruce's countless experiences with each new weird ass child he gains.

#bruce: one time my 9yo son vaulted out of the third floor window because he didnt want fo brush his teeth. #bruce: another time my second son tried throwing my youngest into the opening of our grand piano from 10 metres away. #bruce: your kids like to chew on plastic toys my kids like throwing knives at each other we are not the same. #this man needs a break fr #jk this is how he trains his ultra sharp batman senses. by having kids that constantly keep him on his toes :) #batfam #batfamily #batman #bruce wayne #batdad #batkids #batbros #dc comics #crack #incorrect quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #fanatical posting

[cod-dump]

Visitor (teen!Ghost au)

———

*a sunny weekend day at the Price house*

Price: *reading at the kitchen table*

Teen!Ghost from outside the kitchen window: Daaad! There’s a weird cat outside!

Price: What?

Teen!Ghost: OH THAT’S NOT A CAT-

Price, running outside: What’s going on- Oh!

Kid!Roach: *hiding in a bush in the back of the garden*

Price: Uh-

Teen!Ghost: Dad, he’s been sitting there the whole time I’ve been out here

Price: I’ll call Phillip

Kid!Roach: *runs out of the bush and towards teen!Ghost*

Teen!Ghost: *shrieks*

Price: SIMON-

(Later)

Teen!Gaz: We’re home!

Nik, walking in behind him: Who’s car is that in the drive- Oh… hello

Phillip, sitting in his chair in the living room: Gary found his way back over here

Nik: … okay

Teen!Gaz: That little bug kid??

Price: Kyle! That’s rude

Teen!Ghost, from the bathroom: DOES HE HAVE HIS SHOTS?? HE BIT ME

Teen!Farah: Stay still and let me clean it!

Price: Let me see- When did this happen?!

Nik: … what happened when we were gone?

#how simon became a were roach jk #teen!ghost au #simon ghost riley #john price #kyle gaz garrick #cod nikolai #gary roach sanderson #phillip graves #farah karim #incorrect quotes #drabble #call of duty #modern warfare #dad price #dad john price #dad graves #dad phillip graves

[p1nkshield]

Before the Robining

Alfred: …

Bruce: … [typing on the bat computer]

Alfred: it is awfully quiet isn’t it?

Bruce: [Stops typing] …yeah

Years later

Dick: I bet you can’t climb to the top of the dinosaur before I can!

Damian: tt! I am above such childish bets.

Stephanie: Sounds like excuses to me lil’ man!

Jason: c’mon Steph, nobody expects a six month old to be able to climb anything. Don’t goad him into it he’ll just hurt himself.

Damian: I am also above being manipulated by facetious reverse psychology!

Duke: you’re currently walking towards the dinosaur dude.

Damian: AM NOT!

Dick: No cheating, no grappling! 3! 2! 1! Go!

Cass in two seconds: I win 😊 🎉

*various sounds of exasperation, questions about the source of the party popper and sore losing*

Tim: Maybe I should sleep because I swear I’m seeing Cass on the t-Rex and Dick covered in confetti. Oh wait no that’s normal never mind.

Alfred: This is not at all what I meant Bruce.

#jk Alfred loves his grand babies #he just needs some peace and quiet sometimes #he was trying to hint to Bruce that they could talk about something other that Batman stuff #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #tim drake #The fact that it is a normal occurrence tho #incorrect batfamily quotes

[evanscrayons]

buck: *acting tough* you guys don’t wanna mess with me

eddie: yeah, buck will straight up cry in public, don’t test him

buck: exactly, i will straight up-

buck:

buck: *tearing up* eddie why would you say that??

#jk there isn’t anything straight about them #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 on fox #incorrect 911 #incorrect 911 quotes #911 incorrect quotes #buddie #incorrect buddie #incorrect buddie quotes #buddie incorrect quotes #evan buckley x eddie diaz #eddie diaz x evan buckley #buck x eddie #eddie x buck

[luciferslilith7]

#spilled thoughts #chaotic academia #book blog #booklr #bookworm #books and libraries #book quotes #books and coffee #reading #donna tartt #stephanie meyer #jk rowling #rick riordan #Nicole yoon #collen hoover #A.J Finn #sidney sheldon #stephen king #agatha christie #charles dickens #jane austen #emily dickinson #charlotte bronte #sylvia plath #john green #jay asher #girlblogging #girlblog

[batfamgalore]

*One day in the future, Jason doesn’t invite Bruce to his sons party*

Jason: Look, you think I’m the bad guy because I didn’t invite him to my son’s birthday.

Jason: But you know where he was for most of my birthdays?

Jason: Little place that rhymes with “not there.”

Dick: Times Square?

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #source: community #jk we all know they’re all bffs

[minty-mumbles]

Someone interviewing Malon: So, what it’s like to marry someone way, WAY out of your league?

Time, grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.

#jk time would just kill them #lu time #lu malon #linked universe #lu incorrect quotes

[freckledjoes]

The Red Shed

(don't repost my gifs or edits)

#can you tell i was clueless for a caption #normally i'd use a quote #anywho #gator tillman #fargo fx #fargo s5 #joe keery #my-gifs #jk-gifs #fargo spoilers

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2583

No no, she's right. (Dialogue from various incorrect quotes, but I'm having trouble sourcing the original.)

#drawfee #nathan drawfee #karina drawfee #julia drawfee #jacob drawfee #incorrect quotes #secret sleepover society #nathan yaffe #karina farek #julia lepetit #jacob andrews #marks and rec misc #source: unknown #vid: new location same drawfee #vid: what if we betrayed each other at club low? haha jk...unless?

[mydarlingdearestdead]

Regulus: I see you for what you are.

James:

James, frantic: Now prongs is a part of me and, yes, he's a deer but he's still-

Regulus: Prongs? A deer? JAMES-

James, laughing nervously: I was kidding. jeez, reg take a joke.

Regulus:

Regulus: Fine. I was actually refering to how you are using me to get back at Sirius.

James: Regulus, Sirius has nothing to do with anything?

Regulus: then what other reason would there be to keep me around? you like me? don't be absurd.

#i am projecting #marauders #marauders era #fuck jkr #fuck jk rowling #regulus black #james potter #starchaser #jegulus #sunseeker #marauders incorrect quotes #im not bothered to write an actual scene for this so incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes #hp

[werewolf-transgenderism]

also how about instead of hbomax giving the harry potter show unlimited money they give unlimited money to trans and queer creatives and creatives of color instead

#that quote is floating around twitter about how the budget is ‘whatever it takes to make a good show’ #and it’s pissing me off. stop putting money into jk rowling’s pockets! #we could make many many good pieces of media with whatever budget they end up throwing at that show

[propussyslayer]

sirius: how dare you! you have no idea how much i sacrificed to be here, with you! *slams hand on the table*

remus: you! you will not come to my house at this hour to disturb me with your own prob-

ikea employee: excuse me i was told to accompany you both to the exit door

#in case you didnt get it they are rolepla #jk #dead gay wizards #all the young dudes #marauders headcanon #jegulus #james x regulus #james potter #regulus black #wolfstar #sirius loves remus #remus lupin #remus x sirius #remus loves sirius #ts remus #crimson rivers #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect marauders era #incorrect marauders textposts #sirius black #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders era

[mayfriend]

incorrect avatar quotes (1/?)

#jks jake wouldn't care #james cameron's avatar #Avatar 2 #avatar: the way of water #emily memes #kinda? #incorrect quotes #jake sully #frances ardmore #spider socorro #spider's uncanny affinity with fire extinguishers will never not be hilarious to me

[vagabond-umlaut]

gojo: when i was younger, i was grounded for a month because i came home late! you: well, you deserved it you: i mean, getting everybody's hopes up like that and then showing up again gojo:

#/jk jk!!! don't rush into my inbox w the canon facts pls 🙏🙏😂😂 #source: tumblr #gojo x you #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru x reader #jjk x you #jjk x reader #jjk incorrect quotes #gojo satoru #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #kit posts 📝