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#morgan stark quotes
ir0npvrker · 1 month
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morgan: *finds a stray cat*
morgan: can we keep it?
pepper: your dad is allergic
morgan:
morgan: dad can stay outside
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Tony: We have decided that if anything happens to me or Pepper, we’d want Nat to be Morgan's guardian.
Natasha: That is great news! Morgan, when something horrible happens you’re going to be all mine.
Pepper: It really is more of an ‘if’ situation.
Natasha: All mine!
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ironrad · 1 year
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Morgan crying:
Peter: What’s wrong Maguna?
Morgan: Dad said you’re about to turn 20
Peter confused:
Morgan crying harder: Spiders can ONLY live up to 20 years
Peter: Awe, it’ll be fine. I’m not really a spider.
Peter frantically whispering to Tony: it’ll be fine, right?
Tony shrugging: I’m not a biologist.
Peter sweating profusely:
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dana-is-snax · 4 months
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ST*RKERS DNI
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floilee · 6 months
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Morgan: The circle said you can't leave.
Kate: Dolls don't talk, Morgan.
Yelena: Hey, don't say that. When I was her age, I also talked to my dolls.
Kate: I think that's the biggest crazy.
Morgan: The circle doesn't like you.
Kate picking up the doll: Oh, no? So listen here stupid form, I don't like you too.
Yelena smiling: Who's talking to dolls right now?
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itsagentromanoff · 9 months
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Strange: [going through Peter's room with Tony] First rule of ransacking- remember where everything goes.
[Snaps pictures with phone]
Tony: You're going to make a really good father someday.
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romanoffshouse · 9 months
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Morgan: [drops a plate] Oh, shit.
Tony: WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT YOU TO SWEAR?
Morgan:
Tony: It was your mom wasn't it?
Morgan:
Tony: Oh fuck it was me wasn't it.
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fictionaltrvlr · 6 months
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*Thor & Loki being Morgan’s favorite uncles*
Thor: You’re beautiful and capable of great things!
Loki: Like murder
Thor: Don’t do that though
Loki: Unless it’s completely necessary
Thor:
Thor: Sure.
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God bless peter parker patron of families 🙏
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fandomnerd9602 · 10 months
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Tony picks up Y/N and Morgan from the police station…
Tony: Taking Morgan on a joy ride?!
Y/N: she wanted to go
Morgan: yeah we were on a quest for juice pops
Y/N: juice pops! I couldn’t say no to her!
Tony: Y/N what is wrong with you?
Y/N: well for one thing, you’re my dad
Tony:
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funnyincorrectmcu · 1 year
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Tony: I’m so tired I could eat a horse. Peter: I identify as a horse and this offends me. Harley: I identify as offends and this horses me. Morgan: I offend horses identify me. Pepper: Hold on.  Pepper: *turns to Tony* Why would you eat a horse if you were tired?
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ir0npvrker · 2 months
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morgan: dad, will you read me a bedtime story?
tony: no
morgan: pretty please?
tony: the physical expression of the word "please" doesn’t change my answer
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incorrectquotesmcu · 9 months
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Morgan: Why does Mom wear makeup?
Tony: To look pretty.
Morgan: But she’s already pretty.
Tony: Aww.
Morgan: Dad, you should wear makeup.
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Y/N: *Picks up the phone, wanting to make a call*
Tony, on the phone: I can't wait to be with you! I'll sneak over as soon as Pepper picks up Morgan. I'll just tell Y/N I'm going to be doing laundry for a couple of hours.
Steve, on the line: Laundry, huh? Is that my new nickname?
Tony: Aww, you know what your nickname is, Mr Big-
Y/N: AHH!
Y/N: *Slams the phone down onto the receiver*
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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year
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Reporter: How many kids do you have?
Tony: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Reporter: ...um... all three?
Tony: 1, 6 and 2
Reporter: *confused noises* um... okay...
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floilee · 22 days
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Morgan: Aunt Yelena, could you teach me Russian?
Yelena: Of course, sweet girl.
Kate perplexed: What about me? Why don't you teach me Russian.
Yelena: I taught you one today.
Kate crossing her arms: That's not what I meant.
Yelena: Don't be a baby, Kate Bishop. I'll teach you before we have children.
*Kate smiles*
Natasha: It's almost disgusting the way you're in love with my sister.
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