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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year

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Sirius: Why? Why, Reg?

Regulus, sighs: Why am I sleeping with James?

Sirius: Is it a pity thing? Do you pity my best friend?

Regulus: …

Sirius: Is he sick? Is Prongs dying?

Regulus: …

Sirius: Are you working for the dark side?

Regulus: …

Sirius: Damn it, he's holding you against your will, isn't he?

Regulus: Sirius-

Sirius: If he is holding you against your will, blink twice

Regulus: …

Sirius, blows at Regulus’s eyes: Blink twice, Reggie

Regulus: Really, Sirius?

Sirius: Is this revenge? When I pushed you into the lake when we were kids?

Sirius: You have a thing for glasses?

Regulus: I’m leaving the room, Sirius

Sirius: Is it huge?

Regulus: Sirius! Really?

Sirius: I'm sorry. Let me rephrase that

Sirius: Is it huge?

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overheard-at-hogwarts · 1 year

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James: Padfoot made it very clear that my allegiance should be to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.

Remus: ...Is it possible he actually said, "bros before hoes"?

James: Yes, but I rephrased it to avoid offending the hoes.

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marauderstars · 1 year

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Remus: Exactly how dumb does Regulus think you are?

James: Sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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5sospenguinqueen · 3 months

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Sebastian: We've been living together for so long I can't even remember which one of us is the bad influence.

Ominis: You.

MC: You.

Garreth: You.

Sebastian (sulking): Shut up, Garreth. You don't even live here.

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thesecondrobinisthebestrobin · 1 year

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Like everyone else i too have been charmed by the new slytherin boys

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apollosspawn · 1 year

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Nico: *makes someone into a ghost, eyes glowing*

Annabeth: Oh my Gods!

Leo: *screams*

Will: People, please! We're all frightened and horny.

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xxphenomeniall · 1 year

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"Can you describe Draco's hair?"

"Um it's, I don't know," he shrugged and looked at the floor, "short on the sides but longer on top. Has that fringe stuff that hangs over his left eye. It's blonde. White blonde I guess? Or platinum. It's slightly darker at the roots than at the tips. I assume that's from sun exposure. And it looks soft now that he doesn't gel it back," he looked back at Hermione.

Without missing a beat, she asked, "And could you describe Ron's hair?"

"It's red."

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incorrectrigel · 6 months

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Snape: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black* Poppy: Ah, I see you’re bringing out the spring wardrobe

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hogwartschronicles · 1 year

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Fred smirking: I just want to tear that dress of yours down and ...

George: Merlins beard you two! I'm in the room and I unfortunately have ears!

Fred: Then I advise you to leave Georgie, you don't wanna hear the next thing I'm gonna say nor do.

George getting up: I really need a separate bedroom or I shall obliviate myself every night ...

The art isn't mine. Credits to: MAMI SKETCHES

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i-am-my-own-angel · 5 months

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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year

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(the girls trying to get remus to admit he likes sirius)

remus: guys stop, sirius is like a brother to me

lily: isn’t there enough fucking incest in his family already?

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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year

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Sirius: What’s your resolution for New Year, guys? You start first, Reggie

Regulus: I don’t got one

Sirius: None?

Regulus: Well, I’d like to be invited less to your lame parties with your friends

Sirius: Impossible. And my parties are cool. Prongs?

James: I wanna ask someone I like out

Sirius: Oh, really? You’re finally asking Lily out?

James: No, no, not her

Sirius: Well who is it then? Do I know them?

James: …that’s a very tricky question you’re asking, Pads

Sirius: Come on, what? Who is it? Moony, you know who Prongs is talking about?

Remus: …why don’t you talk about your resolution, Wormtail?

Peter: Oh, yeah, sure, I’d like to eat more vegetables, if I can

Sirius: That’s very healthy, Peter. Why don’t you tell me who it is, Prongs?

James: Pads, it’s no big deal

Sirius: You’re hiding something, aren’t you? You’re all pink

James: I’m not!

Sirius: Who is it? Is it some—oh Merlin, is it one of us? Is that why you can’t say it? You have a crush on someone here?

James: …

Sirius: Oh, no, is it—is it me?

James: What? No! No! Not you, I swear

Sirius: Okay, okay good, I’m slightly offended, but good. Who is it?

James: I’m not gonna tell you, Pads

Sirius: This is so unfair, it’s New Year, we gotta let go of all the secrets, Prongs. Who do you got a crush on?

Sirius: It isn’t me. So Moony?

James: …

Sirius: Wormtail?

James: …

Sirius: My Reggie?

James: Pads—

Sirius: Oh God, it’s Reg? You-you got a crush on my little brother? Regulus? My BROTHER? REGGIE?

Remus: James, run!

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overheard-at-hogwarts · 1 year

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Fred: You've come to the right people.

Ron: Uh, we didn't come to you at all.

Ginny: Yeah, you just walked in here without knocking...

George: There wasn't time for you guys to figure out you needed us. Fortunately, the walls are thin.

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marauderstars · 1 year

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Everyone: You two are so close, are you a couple?

Sirius: Alas, no.

James: We are, tragically, not attracted to each other.

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siriuslystargazing · 4 months

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Remus: Have you heard of ging gang googly?

Sirius: (oblivious pureblood) the disease?

Remus: what? No, as in like, y’know, ‘ging gang googly gotcha.’

Sirius: IT MOST CERTAINLY HAS NOT!

James: although I hear Snape had a terrible case.

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thesecondrobinisthebestrobin · 1 year

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Pretty sure that Ominis wasn't very fond to hear that his new friend was ready to learn the Cruciatus Curse

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