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This is how I picture Loki and Tony bantering.

Instead of a stoic hero and a chatty villain or a chatty hero and a stoic villian imagine if they’re both chatty. Just, the villian trying their best to kill the hero while the two of them have a in-depth discussion about their opinion of pumpkin spice

#hero #villian #mcu #loki #tony stark #iron man #loki laufeyson

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I’m totally here for the whole -

Random person: “Mr. Stark?”

Tony: “Please, call me Tony, Mr. Stark was my father.”

- trope that I see in a lot of fics, but I really wonder how that works on Asgard. Like do they go -

Random person: “Mr. Odinson?”

Thor: “Please, call me Thor, Odin is my father.”

- or???? Anyway I’ve been thinking about this for, like, an unreasonable amount of time.

#tony stark #iron man #marvel #thor odinson #thor #odin #asgard #asgardian #mcu #fanfiction #fanfic #fanfic tropes #tropes #this was just a weird thought that I had while reading a frostiron fic and now I cant get it out of my head so you all get to hear it too

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You’re goddamn right he’s my mcu significant other!!!!!!!!!!!

y'all. I beg. please take my "who's ur mcu significant other" quiz

#tony stark #iron man #mcu #marvel #uquiz #I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THISSSSSSS

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Avengers as Things I’ve Said During Quarantine

Steve: Seriously, 2020, a plague??? Are you fucking kidding me??? After all we’ve been through???

Clint: You never realize how much weird shit you’re capable of until you have nothing to do for 3 months.

Stephen: I don’t know what the big deal is about social distancing. I’ve been doing it my whole life.

Scott: Well, well, well, if it isn’t my old friend, the freedom of being alone and getting to do whatever weird shit I want to without anyone around to judge me.

Tony: *after hearing that he’s supposed to avoid public places, keep people 6 feet away, and isolate in his home* Right, so business as usual then.

Peter: I can’t decide between being lazy because it’s the only rest I’ll get to have for a while, or being productive since I now have a lot of extra time, and it’s making me super anxious!!!

Shuri: I know this isn’t the point, but daaaaamn TikTok is killing it in this quarantine!

Bucky: Ahhh, an excuse to keep people from getting close to me. At last.

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Fair enough. I still have to disagree, since Hammer knowingly did something wrong with an intent to harm others (i.e. the prisoner he killed, who didn’t deserve to be murdered no matter what crime he’d committed, and Tony, whose only crime towards Hammer was being smarter than him), whereas, as I said before, Tony was duped by someone he considered family and shut that shit down as soon as he found out.

But I understand the point you’re trying to make here! I still disagree with portions of it, but I get it :) we just have a difference of opinions!

The first time I head someone say “Tony Stark created all his villains” I thought “Oh my god that’s brilliant! I love it!” because I honestly love the idea of a hero who started out as a villain and is now haunted by his past in the form of people he has wronged.

So I was actually a little disappointed when I watched the movies again because Tony had a lot less influence on his villains than I had been lead to believe. He has some, but a lot of it was trivial stuff we’re all guilty of.

Terrorists

Probably the closest thing to villains truly created by Tony because of malice. He was too stupid and self centered to see the pain his weapons caused these people and it took them kidnapping him to be shaken out of his entitled, drunken stupor. If not for them he would definitely have stayed a villain.

Obadiah Stane

Tony was a victim of him rather than the other way around. Through it probably wasn’t intended when the first Iron Man movie came out, later movies have implied that Stane was a member of Hydra who helped arrange Tony’s parents murder, then made himself Tony’s new father figure and got to work grooming him, all so he could eventually become the owner of Stark Industries.

Ivan Vanko

His beef wasn’t really with Tony but with Tony’s dad for screwing over Ivan’s dad. He basically just decided that the sons should continue their fathers’ battle and was ready to kill and maim hundreds of people to get to Tony.

Justin Hammer

Just a fellow arms dealer who fell in love with Tony. In an attempt to get ahead on the marked and impress Tony he broke Ivan out of prison and realized too late how mad Ivan was. Not evil so much as stupid and I have no idea how Tony could have stopped this other than fucking Justin so he wouldn’t be so desperate for his attention.

Ultron

Created by Tony from the bottom up, and his version of a knee-jerk fear reaction. The moral of Age of Ultron: don’t let people with unchecked anxiety and PTSD create weaponized robots.

Aldrich Killian

Tony didn’t meet him on the roof. Killian saw this as a good reason to turn into a murderous maniac instead of, you know, chill for a second.

Trevor Slattery

Does he even count?

Quentin Beck

Tony didn’t credit him for his invention and called it BARF, and when Quentin confronted him about it (implied flipped the fuck out) Tony fired him for being unstable, and was proven right when this prompted Quentin to hack a plan to murder millions and take his rage out on teenage Peter Parker. Notice how in the actual scene of Tony showing off BARF nobody laughs, but when Quentin remembers it there’s a laugh track. It’s heavily implied that he saw things as way worse than they actually were and overreacted. So yes, Tony should have credited him in the first place but a calm conversation would probably have solved it instead of, oh I don’t know, trying to kill half of Europe’s population.

So I suppose you could say Tony created his own villains, but it’s a lot less impressive than it sounds.

#tony stark #mcu #marvel #iron man #avengers

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I strongly disagree with the implication that Tony was ever a villain - he was legally making and selling weapons and was betrayed by someone he saw as family. His only “crime” was prioritizing his life outside of work over work itself. And since a lot of people on this site complain that their employers expect them to act like their work is their entire life, it seems extremely hypocritical to vilify Tony for enjoying his life outside of work and call him self-centered and stupid for it.

Further, Ultron was not all Tony’s creation - Bruce Banner worked on it too, but for some reason everyone has decided it’s Tony’s fault. And further, Quentin Beck was Tony’s employee; Tony had intellectual property rights to anything Beck made under his employ. Tony didn’t steal anything from him.

However, this demands to be reblogged because a) the implications that Justin Hammer is in love with Tony which I find really fucking funny, b) Aldrich Killian needs to “chill for a second” which is amazing because, ya know, Extremis, and c) “Does he even count” to which the answer is a resounding no

The first time I head someone say “Tony Stark created all his villains” I thought “Oh my god that’s brilliant! I love it!” because I honestly love the idea of a hero who started out as a villain and is now haunted by his past in the form of people he has wronged.

So I was actually a little disappointed when I watched the movies again because Tony had a lot less influence on his villains than I had been lead to believe. He has some, but a lot of it was trivial stuff we’re all guilty of.

Terrorists

Probably the closest thing to villains truly created by Tony because of malice. He was too stupid and self centered to see the pain his weapons caused these people and it took them kidnapping him to be shaken out of his entitled, drunken stupor. If not for them he would definitely have stayed a villain.

Obadiah Stane

Tony was a victim of him rather than the other way around. Through it probably wasn’t intended when the first Iron Man movie came out, later movies have implied that Stane was a member of Hydra who helped arrange Tony’s parents murder, then made himself Tony’s new father figure and got to work grooming him, all so he could eventually become the owner of Stark Industries.

Ivan Vanko

His beef wasn’t really with Tony but with Tony’s dad for screwing over Ivan’s dad. He basically just decided that the sons should continue their fathers’ battle and was ready to kill and maim hundreds of people to get to Tony.

Justin Hammer

Just a fellow arms dealer who fell in love with Tony. In an attempt to get ahead on the marked and impress Tony he broke Ivan out of prison and realized too late how mad Ivan was. Not evil so much as stupid and I have no idea how Tony could have stopped this other than fucking Justin so he wouldn’t be so desperate for his attention.

Ultron

Created by Tony from the bottom up, and his version of a knee-jerk fear reaction. The moral of Age of Ultron: don’t let people with unchecked anxiety and PTSD create weaponized robots.

Aldrich Killian

Tony didn’t meet him on the roof. Killian saw this as a good reason to turn into a murderous maniac instead of, you know, chill for a second.

Trevor Slattery

Does he even count?

Quentin Beck

Tony didn’t credit him for his invention and called it BARF, and when Quentin confronted him about it (implied flipped the fuck out) Tony fired him for being unstable, and was proven right when this prompted Quentin to hack a plan to murder millions and take his rage out on teenage Peter Parker. Notice how in the actual scene of Tony showing off BARF nobody laughs, but when Quentin remembers it there’s a laugh track. It’s heavily implied that he saw things as way worse than they actually were and overreacted. So yes, Tony should have credited him in the first place but a calm conversation would probably have solved it instead of, oh I don’t know, trying to kill half of Europe’s population.

So I suppose you could say Tony created his own villains, but it’s a lot less impressive than it sounds.

#tony stark #marvel #Iron man #mcu #avengers #aldrich killian #justin hammer #ultron #quentin beck #look I love parts of this post but tony was not a villain and it hurts me to read that #im way too opinionated when it comes to my baby

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I SNORTED SO LOUD AT THAT LAST ONE ALSJDJSK

One Avenger. One Item. One Brand: “Naked” Avengers Calendar, from April 2020 to March 2021 (Part One)

A calendar featuring the Avengers wearing one item from one specific brand and one item ONLY. All these clothes/accessories really exist except for Bucky’s belt that is a mix between 2 Gucci belts.

Part 1 available HERE

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It’s okay, you can say Tony Stark

do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do

#avengers #tony stark #iron man #marvel #HE DID NOT DESERVE THAT ENDING

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Iron Man 3 mood

Colonel James “My best friend is a fucking idiot” Rhodes

#james rhodes #war machine #rhodey #Iron Man #tony stark #honestly his entire demeanor is the mood of my life #marvel #iron man 3

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Peter Parker is the guy clapping, Stephen Strange is the woman downing one last drink, Sam Wilson is the girl in the green shirt launching herself forward to yell his catch phrase, Bucky is the guy who threw his napkin on the table, Peter Quill is the one pulling his coat on before heading out the door because fashion, and T’Challa and Fury are the remaining two who stood up calmly.

everybody in the soul stone when it was time to go back

#avengers #marvel #peter parker #spider man #stephen strange #doctor strange #sam wilson #falcon #bucky barnes #winter soldier #peter quill #star lord #tchalla #black panther #nick fury

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This man plays a tech genius.

Local Dad vs Technology (2016 // 2020)

#tony stark #rdj #robert downey jr #Iron man #laskjdf he plays basically the god of technology #and he is such a dad with technology #I love him

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The entire Marvel fandom @ Endgame

person: but it’s canon

me: yes, but it’s very badly written, so we ignore it

#still salty #marvel #endgame #avengers #iron man #black widow #captain america #hulk #tony stark #hawkeye #clint barton #thor #steve rogers #stephen strange

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I realize this is not even close to one of my popular posts, but I’m feeling this post in this chili’s tonight, so it’s getting reblogged.

Best Ned Leeds Quotes

- He’d be all ‘good job on those spreadsheets Peter, here’s a gold coin’. I don’t know how jobs work.

- You could’ve died. Do you lay eggs?

- What does Hulk smell like? I bet he smells nice.

- Peter: I’m just going to be myself. Ned: Peter nobody wants that.

- That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said. I just want to thank you for letting me be part of your journey.

- But we have a Spanish quiz?????

- I’m...looking...at porn...?

- I may not know much but I do know this: Europeans love Americans.

- He’s just going to collect tiny spoons while we’re traveling to other countries.

- Peter, those were the words of a boy, and that boy met a woman. A very strong and powerful woman. And now? That boy’s a man.

- Seriously? Getting tranqued in the neck by Nick Fury? Probably the coolest thing that ever happened to me anyway.

- Betty: is that spiderman? Ned: uhhh no, no it’s the European rip-off version. Betty: okay what’s his name??? Ned: ...uhhhhhhh Night?? Monkey????

- So the costume looks great...??? For the...costume......party? The...prince’s castle???

- So you know too. It’s cool. Uh, I mean. I’ve known first and I’ve known longer but. It’s not a competition. 😌

- Men and women grow apart, but the journey they share together? Will always be a part of them. 😇

#avengers #marvel #spiderman far from home #spiderman homecoming #spiderman #peter parker #ned leeds #ned appreciation post #honestly hes probably the realistic version of me #like i like to think that im tony stark or carol danvers #but lesbihonest here #im more likely to pull a ned leeds than a carol danvers #bc fuck knows im the opposite of cool

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- Peter, to Steve any time he notices Steve casting longing looks in the direction of his dad

I don't know if you've noticed this, but legally Tony and Stephen are married

#ironstrange #tony stark #iron man #peter parker #doctor strange #stephen strange #captain america #steve rogers #marvel

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Me @ basically all of my fave characters: ur dumb. I love u.

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Carol, confidently: Those weren’t coordinates - they’re state vectors.

Maria, practically rolling her eyes: You didn’t find her lab on Earth because it’s not on Earth.

Carol, breezily: That was the location on the date of the crash 6 years ago. If we track its’ course, we’ll find it in orbit right now.

Maria, derisive and extremely attractively: It’s just basic physics.

Me, a wlw science person whose brain is currently short circuiting: sure okay yeah. This is fine. I’m experiencing a normal level of attraction.

#marvel #avengers #captain marvel #maria rambeau #carol danvers #wlw

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