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albertayebisackey · 2 months

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"Flies can't bird, but birds can fly." - Dean Martin

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daily-spooky · 3 months

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ur-daily-inspiration · 13 days

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#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #frog #frogs #art #draw #drawing #artists on tumblr #animals #cute animals #words #quotes #books #books and quotes

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traveller-of-the-knight · 7 months

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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

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catchymemes · 9 months

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#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #dank memes #books #libraries #book quotes

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crowleys-hips · 3 months

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galaxymagitech · 3 months

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Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

#i find it darkly funny that people probably told Jason smoking would kill him #and then he died from smoke inhalation #irony i guess?#incorrect batman quotes #batman #dc comics #dc #dcu #jason todd #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #humor

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n-u-b-e-s-n-e-g-r-a-s · 3 months

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#frases #indirectas #love #quotes #amor #sarcasmo #joda #funny #humor #jokes #memes

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lizardpersonyknow · 19 days

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Tim drake but he has a completely unexplainable beef with one of the lesser Gotham rogues. I'm thinking like kite man or something. Where anyone who sees him fight them feels the need to pull him aside because it sounds like he is deliberately digging in to deeply personal traumas of that villain to hurt them. He regularly makes this rogue cry. He only ever says "they know what they did". Asking the rogue? "I know what I did :(". And yet, the rogue still makes specific effort to trap him.

Years later it comes out that he and this rogue thought it was funny watching the batfam and Gotham's collective concern and confusion. I headcanon that every Gotham rogue has been to at least one summer camp for theatre. The rogue can cry on command. It's literally just a bit.