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pretty-little-pests · 2 days

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The Batfam as things I've heard during theater:

Khoa: Because that's ☆Homicide☆

Alfred: If you don't want your ruby slippers to get stolen, stop hanging out under houses.

Tim: What flavor of chronic pain do you have?

Duke: There's so many layers

Steph: Like an onion.

Duke & Steph (together): …or an Ogre!

Helena: I'm sorry! My natural state is T-Rex!

Babs: Penta-go team

Bruce: And I quote: no comment

Dick: Let's go put on our sexy dodo costumes

Jason: Lord Alfred Tennishoes

Cass: Wingardium stabby-osa

Damian: Don't get van Gogh-ed, get van gone

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morgangalaxy43 · 2 days

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I really want something like Wayne Family Adventures but with the Justice League and their kids

#damian wayne #helena wayne #connor lance queen #lizzie prince #hunter prince #jon kent #arthur curry jr #dawn allen #don allen #jennifer pierce #anissa pierce #justice league #dc comics

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vodrae · 5 months

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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

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punkeropercyjackson · 3 months

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If i was Robin,i'd tweet 'Who the fuck is Batman' and then turn off my phone

Edit:D/p x DC racists found this and i kept seeing Jason x Fenton siblings so now it's unrebloggable.Sorry to my actually read comics niggas,as Jason husband and wife i draw the line at that for my own mental health.Also since it's been a few weeks since i made the edit but they keep liking this,even the shippers,i have a word for them:Kys

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lunar-sams · 2 months

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this was funnier in my head

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what-shitfuckery-is-this-ew · 10 months

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All of Batman's kids

For those who still haven't realised how big Bruce's problem is

(Note: some of these are in alternate universes)

Biological

Damian Wayne

Athanasia Al Ghul

Helena Wayne

Ryan Wayne

Bruce Wayne Jr

Terry McGinnis (These guys are weird cause it's technically his DNA but like)

Matt McGinnis

Tallant Wayne

Kull

Echo Wayne-Kyke

Janan Al-Ghul

Saif Al-Ghul

Taj Al-Ghul

May Wayne

Adopted:

Dick Grayson

Lance Burner

Cassandra Cain

Jason Todd

Tim Drake (Technically he refuses to be adopted and is a ward)

Duke Thomas (Technically his uncle has custody of him but people keep telling me he’s adopted so maybe i missed something)

Jarro

Alina Wayne

Turner Hayes

Mentored (aka basically his kids)

Stephanie Brown

Barbara Gordon

Carrie Kelley

Jean-Paul Valley

Claire Clover

Henry Clover

Maps Mizoguchi

Harper Row

Cullen Row

Joker's Son (unnamed)

The Kid count: 33

otherwise known as Bruce's coping method is "become father"

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l-just-want-to-see · 2 months

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THE TREES WITNESS EVERYTHING, Victoria Chang

#this is very rough but idc I love these little guys #dick grayson #lance bruner #jason todd #stephanie brown #tim drake #carrie kelley #duke thomas #damian wayne #terry mcginnis #helena wayne #matty mcginnis #dc robin #dc comics #batfam #batfamily

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sheegons · 5 months

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Damian collects sisters like he's on a mission

Kara

Steph

Rose Wilson

Helena (technically blood related since this is helena wayne not bertinelli so he has no choice but let's be honest if it was a guy they'd have to grow on him)

Maya (bring her back dc...)

Maps

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not-another-robin · 5 months

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Helena Wayne moment

#Helena is a lesbian. TO ME #narsposting #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #selina kyle #helena wayne #this is just my version of her as a next gen i'm not super educated on her canon lore

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lithiumseven · 1 year

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I love my mom

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xxfoulplayxx · 7 months

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So Bruce putting stickynote messages in his kids lunch boxes everyday right. Now imagine, they all kept them all this time, every child he had early enough to have them be in school. And say he finds out about this and he's emotional... but, he finds out Jason kept them all and he's just full on in tears.

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a-sour-nectarine · 2 years

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Bruce's adopted kids look like him. In ways no one can deny, they all have the same nose, the same hair color. Every one of them has the same cowlick on their forehead, just to the left of center. Even Cass.

They aren't his. They don't have his DNA. But they look like they do. They all have the same icy blue eyes, the same strong jaw, the same broad shoulders.

Bruce's biological children look like their mothers.

Damian has Talia's eyes, her lithe build, her instincts, her smile, and a laugh that purrs more than booms, just like Talia's does. Helena has Selina's jaw, her eyebrows, her long neck, and collar bones that stick out further than they should, just like Selina does.

People talk, about that, about what it could mean. People talk, and they bitch, and they theorize, and they condemn.

And Bruce smiles. Because his biological children look like their mothers. They remind him of them. And his adopted children? Well, no one looks very close. His adopted children don't have the same eyes. Dick's are almost turquoise, Tim's have hints of green, Cass's eyes are not even blue, though no one ever checks. Jason is the only one with close to the same pale blue as Bruce. And their hair? Dick's hair is not black, like Bruce and Tim, it's a deep brown. And it curls. Tim's hair doesn't curl at all, neither does Cass'. Jason's cowlick is on the right, and Dick's does not exist. Jason's shoulders are broad, his neck thick. He's over six feet tall. Tim and Dick are slim, and neither stand above 5'10. Cass' shoulders are wide, but her muscle doesn't build like Bruce's does.

In fact, Cass is shaped exactly like Lady Shiva. Dick's face is almost identical to Mary's, though he inherited his father's jaw. Jason's eyes have the same tilt that Sheila's did, but they smile the same way Catherine's would. Tim has Janet's thin nose and round brows.

And Bruce smiles, because Dick pronounces his "T's" the same way Bruce does. And the sound of Jason's footsteps are almost indistinguishable from his own. And Cass laughs like he does, deep and booming. And Tim thinks every thought Bruce does, a second before Bruce manages to.

Because they are his children. Their mothers—faults and flaws and general atrocities aside—are the reason Bruce now is proud of the people they've become. So he thanks them. And he ignores the mean-spirited speculations of the rest of the world, because nothing is changed, at the end of the day.

(Damian has Bruce's nose, and Helena has his ears. He thanks their mothers as well.)

#papayarants #dc #bruce wayne #happy mother's day #tim drake #batfamily #jason todd #damian wayne #dick grayson #helena wayne #cassandra cain

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ramen-flavored · 30 days

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vodrae · 3 months

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Batman: We do not kill !

Every batkid in history: So anyway I started blasting.

Batman: ....We do kill ! Murder is okay ! As a treat ! There is no second chance ! I'm sure being a criminal is in their DNA. I might signaled prostitutes to the IRS tonight because they are not declaring all this cash i'm sure.

Batkids: I'M GOING TO BE THE LEAST LETHAL HERO IS THE WORLD YOU HEAR ME SHITHEAD ?!

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jasontoddssuper · 8 months

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Very surprised nobody's done this before but maybe i'm just not looking hard enough(< guygal who checks the Batfam tags literally every day)

Duke edit by the lovely @robiinjason and the Maps art is by an official DC artist!!

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nicodrawings · 1 year

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Some outfit designs for a batfam comic im gonna be working on. Figured I’d get the clothes outta the way before I get into it.

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