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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 days

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Peter: I’m sad.

Wade: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.

Wade: And das not good.

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chaxan08 · 3 days

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Kate: You got a haircut. Yelena: Oh, yeah. Do you like it? Kate: Looks okay— I guess. *later* Kate, sobbing into Peter's shoulder: She looks so good. Peter: I know. Kate: I'm so gay. Peter: I know…

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demonicbaby666 · 1 year

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Y/n: *starts screaming from their room*

Nat: *runs in*

Nat, looking around aimlessly: ARE YOU OKAY?!

Y/n, standing on their bed: There’s a spider!

Nat: You can’t just scream like that!

Y/n: *pouts*

Nat: *sighs*

Nat: Where is it?

Y/n, smirking: Under the bed…

Nat: *looks under y/n’s bed*

Peter: Hi Nat (:

Nat:

Nat: You’re both idiots, you know that?

Steve, walking in smiling: They got you too huh?

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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months

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Peter: Getting up a 6am made me realize that 6am isn’t a place it’s an emotion

Tony: 6am isn’t a place at all

Peter: That’s because it’s an emotion

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romanoffshouse · 7 months

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Peter: Can I ride this scooter outside?

Tony: I'm not your dad, do what you want.

Peter: Okay!

Tony: Not in the street!

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incorrectmarvelquotesss · 2 months

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Y/N: You okay?

Peter: Yeah, why?

Y/N: I mean I just watched you slip down a couple of stairs, lay on the floor for a minute, and then start singing the baby shark song.

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louwaffles · 1 year

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Kiddies GC Only

9:29pm

Peter: unpopular opinion time! i think sleeping with socks is fine.

Kate: cheese and bread is the best midnight snack!

Yelena: men don’t deserve rights. they deserve to hang from their dicks.

Peter: um i--

Y/N: puppies over babies! and i like those hairless cats!

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iwannabealice · 9 months

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clint: what do rainbows mean to you?

wade: gay rights

kate: there's money

matt: the sign of god's promise to never destroy the whole earth with a flood

peter: it is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year

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Peter: you spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral

Tony: Kid. What the fuck?

Harley: we were literally talking about going to IKEA to get meatballs. Where the fuck did that come from?

Peter: am I wrong?

Tony: ...no, no you are not

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rxmqnova · 3 months

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Y/N Stark: You did not get a haircut just because my dad told you to.

Peter: No, not at all. I totally needed it…

Peter: Do you think he'll like it?

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firegal19 · 1 year

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Kidnapper on the phone: We have your child

Natasha: No, Peter is next to me doing his homework and Y/n is listening to music on the couch

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for me to put hot sauce on her Mac and cheese?

Natasha: OMG, you have my sister Yelena

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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[Kate and Peter were eavesdropping on Tony and Natasha's conversation]

Peter: Hi, Mr. Stark.

Tony: How long have you guys been here?!

Kate: 23 years.

Tony: I don’t mean on the planet, Kate.

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chaxan08 · 17 hours

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Kate: I'm this close to falling in love with Yelena. Peter: Your fingertips are touching. Kate: Exactly.

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teabag-of-mischief · 3 months

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Peter: Hey guys? What would be a cool way to cancel a plan if you have a flu?

Tony: My mind is open but my sinuses aren’t.

Natasha: My nose is running so I am not.

Clint: I have fever and it’s not a Saturday night one.

Steve: Hi, I’ll have to cancel our plan because I have a flu.

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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months

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Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?

Ned: Ten

Peter: Ten what?

Ned: Nine

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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 11 months

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Y/N: *falls down stairs*

Peter: *catches them*

Peter: I think you just...

Y/N:

Peter:

Y/N:

Peter: Fell for me

Y/N: Put me down.

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