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redhoodisms · 2 years

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WHAT HE CALLS YOU !

DICK GRAYSON:

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ babe & cutie ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ dick loves to call you these two names, for two obvious reasons. 1) he loves seeing your face burn brighter when he calls you "babe" or "cutie" when you're mad. he loves seeing you get flustered while you're angry at the same time, frankly because you end up getting distracted easily. 2) because dick grayson loves you! he would do anything to call you "babe" and "cutie" because he wants to give you that constant reminder that you mean the world to him!

JASON TODD:

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ princess & doll face ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ jason is such a tease, he loves to call you these names to make you blush furiously. but when you're drunk, you'll just grin and call him "sexy" back. he still calls you "dollface" the one time he broke through your window to get stitched up. he loves making you smile and just by calling you these names it lights you up when you're feeling down. because you always know jason is there to make you feel better.

TIM DRAKE:

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ darling& sunshine ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ you mean the world to tim. everyday you are the light in his eyes and he wants to remind you how much you mean to him. he loves calling you by the sweetest names to show that he cares about you so much. tim is such a gentleman in the name department as he calls you by the prettiest of names that he can imagine. let's just say all of those books that you gave him really impacted the words he would call you.

DAMIAN WAYNE:

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ beloved & love ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ damian tends to go with traditional names, but it still shows that coming from an island full of assassins comes a long way. he loves calling you by these names. damian knows it makes you happy to know that he does show how much he cares about you, but he also loves how your smile beams twice as brighter when he calls you those names. he's glad to have someone like you.

#batboys #batboy headcanons #tim drake headcanon #tim drake #dick grayson #dick grayson headcanon #damian wayne #damian wayne x reader #jason todd #jason todd headcanon #jason todd x reader

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glittering-moonlillie · 1 year

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Do you have any random headcannon? If yes can you tell us? 🐑

Random Headcanons for the Batboys!

Yes yes yes I love this idea! Here are some random thoughts from my little noggin.

When Damian was younger, he totally would sleep in animal onesies and imitate any new animal he learned about. He totally had a capybara phase where he would dance around like one.

Tim totally recorded that as future blackmail

I have mentioned before that Damian is a bad cook, but I take that back (only partially). The only food he does know how to make are special arabic dishes that his mother taught him. So sometimes if his beloved is feeling especially tired but still wants something from home, he'll roll up his sleeves and make Kabsa!

We all know that Jason is a literature nerd so it would only make sense that he would write gay Nick Carraway and Jay Gatsby fanfiction during his earlier years. No one knows about this except for maybe Alfred.

I am complete stan for nerdy Tim watching X-Files and Psych and Monk and Gravity Falls and such, and creating huge power point presentations explaining the Lebam v Mabel theory (among other such things)

Dick has won Sexiest Man of the Year a few times, perhaps before Bruce himself. The family has the magazine hung up like a museum piece.

Tim exposed Damian to video games such as Pokemon and Animal Crossing and he has been hooked ever since. I like to imagine that Damian prefers softer games like Slime Rancher and Minecraft rather than First Person Shooters or RPG's.

Any batfamily member loves to see their s/o in any of their merch. Especially the more possessive ones. They love the idea of coming home from patrol and seeing you spread out on the bed, passed out and wearing, say a specified hoodie with their branding on it. It probably turns them on, ngl

Dick and Jason really love Disney movies. They could probably cry over the sadder ones.

I want to see Tim have his own coffee brand.

#Batboy headcanons #Damian Wayne x Reader #Batfamily #Batfam #Damian Wayne #Damian Al Ghul #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #Bruce Wayne #Batman #Alfred Pennyworth #Batfam x Reader #DC #Comics #Nightwing #Red Hood #Red Robin #Robin

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kuebiko-kei · 2 years

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ok so my insomnia has gifted you folks some snazzy batfam content

what if Duke isn’t used to the idea or fully processed the fact Jason, Bruce, and Damian “died” and came back

Just image the whack situations

Dick: ah, vine was a simpler time

Jason: the what?

Dick: oh right you were dead. Vine was-

Duke: *struggling and failing not to choke on his drink* what?!

Duke: wait, you dropped out of high school? How’d you become CEO of Wayne Enterprises?

Tim: oh, Bruce died and I wanted to stick it to Ra’s

Duke: ah, that makes sen- no that doesn’t make sense at all- what?!

Bruce: I died and he hijacked my company

Duke: ???

Duke: you are literally standing right in front of me?!

Damian: Thomas, I require a sparring partner

Duke: *imitating* Damian, I request you find a different sparring partner

Damian: no, I must hone my skills against a meta of your abilities

Duke: why don’t you go find Cass or your dad or something? They can kick my butt, that should be a good enough reason to spar with them

Damian: I would rather die again

Duke: again?!

The batfam is on a case and waiting to stop a weapons trade and it turns out Red Hood was working the same case and goes in guns blazing

Red Hood: 😈

Nightwing: Hood, no!

Red Hood: Hood, yes!

Batman: Hood non-lethal only. No guns.

Red Hood: 👿

Nightwing: they’ve got raven rods!

Signal: they’ve got what?

Red Robin: Hood got whacked by a crowbar one too many times so we call them raven rods to make Batman feel better

Batman: it doesn’t make me feel better, I just don’t want to risk Hood-

Red Hood: Really, old man? You think the word crowbar is going to trigger me? Do you know how many post-death crowbars have greeted me already? I’m not triggered, B, you are

Nightwing: guys- not the time!

Signal: post what now?

A prayer for all the other times Duke wasn’t prepared for Jason referencing his death

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adrunkskeletonsduck · 1 year

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Bruce Wayne - The holiday spirit really gets to him, even though he’ll never admit it, and he starts feeling extra generous (so much so you feel like your turning into his sugar baby). Showers you with gifts and love, and will pull you under the mistletoe a million times for a kiss. The two of you spend most nights curled up together in front of the fire place. Refuses to even entertain your idea of iceskating because he “doesn’t like the cold” but you know it’s because he doesn’t know how and will probably fall on his face. The two of you run away from plenty of Christmas galas together.

Dick Grayson - Unlike Bruce he will go ice skating with you, even if he doesn't know how, which I have a feeling he does and rlly enjoys it. I don't think he'd be super crazy about holiday season tbh, but he doesn't completely ignore it either. Will help you with holiday shopping, even gets it done for you sometimes because he doenst want you to suffer through it. You guys try to make Christmas cookies together, key word try, because he has no idea what he's doing and it ends up a disaster. Will drink hot coco with you and do all the fun cheesy couple things couples do during the winter season.

Jason Todd - He loves decorating sooo much, almost to much, so your place always looks like Christmas vomit during the holiday season, but in a cute way of course. Ya'll have matching Christmas PJ's and will have gingerbread house decorating contests. Literally refuses to holiday shop with you because he hates it almost as much as you, but he's mean about it and throws it all on you. You're the only one who got a gift from him.

#x reader #headcanons #dc headcanons #batboys #batboy headcanons #Bruce Wayne #Bruce Wayne x reader #Batman #jason todd x reader #jason todd #red hood #nightwing #dick Grayson #Richard Grayson #dick grayson x reader #Richard Grayson x reader

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incorrectbatfam · 24 days

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Bruce is constantly asking the kids what they like to eat so he can freeze dry their favorites into oblivion as apocalypse rations

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strange-birb · 9 months

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Had to when I saw the quote lol

I love Jason sm 😂

Og post @batfam-imagines

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batfamilycannons · 2 months

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Bruce *storming in, burnt and covered in ash*: Where is your brother?

Damian and Tim: tf??

Tim: uh I think Jason’s in the library?

Bruce: no not him the other one

Dick, *scurries past the door*

Bruce: RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON why did you set my bed on fire

Dick: You deserve it!!

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firerose18991 · 6 months

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Literally anyone meeting bruce and his family for the first time: So how did you get so many kids by 30?

Dick: HE WAS A TEENAGE DELINQUENT

Jason: *shouting over him* HE LEFT MY MOTHER AT THE ALTAR

*tim is sitting, just happy to be included*

Bruce: BE-quiet. They're ADOPTED!

Jason: *not a beat missed* Because he’s never known the touch of a woman.

#Enough on Tim #let's talk about why Bruce doesn't age #bro has three adult children 10 years younger than him #and HE WAS A HIGHSCHOOL DELINQUENT #bruce wayne #batfam headcanons #batsiblings #batboys #batkids #batdad #incorrect batfamily quotes #nightwing #red hood #tim drake #damian wayne #batman #justice league #chaos shit #with love my loves

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nightwolf14292 · 15 days

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I like to imagine that if any of the Bat-Kids are out in public, whether they be getting food, shopping, patrolling, just walkin' around, whatever, that if they see the Bat-Signal pop on it's an unspoken rule between the siblings that they have to throw on their costume and try and find/deal with the trouble before Bruce gets there. Just to annoy him.

Batman: "Commissioner Gordon! I got here as fast as I could.. What's the situation?"

Commissioner Gordon: "Oh, Batman, thank you for coming.. It's alright, though, it's already been taken care of by these fellows."

*Gestures to the side where there's a couple of muggers sitting tied up next to Nightwing(He has pink, glittery shopping bags hanging all over his arms), Red Hood(He's rummaging through the bags Nightwing is holding, trying to find the black nail polish he just bought to touch up his nails after the fight), Red Robin(He's sipping a cup of coffee that he accidentally stole because he ran out of the cafe so quickly that he forgot to pay), and Robin(He's chowing down on a kids' meal from Bat-Burger)*

Batman: ...

Batman: *Subtle annoyed glare*

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allthegothihopgirls · 1 month

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when the batboys get broken bones or other things that can't be fixed in the batcave, and have to go to an actual hospital, they make up the most outlandish sounding excuses for their injuries:

dick (with a broken leg): "well you see, i was actually trying to jump over a river on a pair of rollerskates"

jason (with broken ribs): "i was volunteering at the zoo... feeding the alligators. i fell backwards with the meat in my hands, and one pounced on me. funny how much damage they can do."

tim (with the worst concussion man has ever seen): "oh that? i was walking outside.. and my brothers were playing basketball on the top floor of the house, and one of them accidentally threw the ball out the window, and it landed on my head"

(bruce hears that one and has to reconsider whether or not the version of the story tim told him (getting hit by condiment king's mustard launcher) was the truth or not)

damian (with fingers twisted in every direction): "i play the piano... very violently"

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yesiknowimshort · 1 year

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to keep up appearances, bruce asked the batkids to find reasons to excuse their various bumps and bruises:

dick was easy. gymnastics and acrobatics run deep within his veins and it’s always his “party trick”, so they just let the public come up with an answer themselves.

jason, mysterious as he is, never addressed his bumps and bruises. the public have settled on underground cage fighting.

tim’s was skateboarding and being “himself”. tim knows how he appears to the public, and as much as it pains his ego for people to see him in such a way, clumsiness fit his charming, dorky, public persona.

damian needs no excuse as he is a ‘rambunctious little ankle biter’, so bruce just lets damian straight up tell people shit like “i was engaged in battle with a duel wielding madman” and then says “kids and their wild imaginations, amiright?”.

steph insisted on fencing even though bruce argued that she would not realistically get many black eyes from fencing. she just tells people she’s very bad at it.

cass’ are from ballet duets.

duke just says “there was a spider” with no further context.

harper’s go to line is “you should see the other guy”.

and bruce is basically barbie so he comes up with a new sport each time he’s asked. and people believe it every goddamn time without question; because what else would a billionaire do with their time other than unicycle hockey and chess boxing?

#unicycle hockey and chess boxing are real sports btw #dc comics #tim drake #batfamily #batfam #batboys #jason todd #dc headcanon #dick grayson #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #harper row #damian wayne #bruce wayne #batman

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redhoodisms · 2 years

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WHERE THEY LIKE TO KISS YOU !

DICK GRAYSON:

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ your lips ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ he loves to kiss your lips. dick could kiss you all day if he wanted to. he loves how perfect your lips are when they touch his, it's like he's always in euphoria when he kisses you. of course, he likes to kiss you on other parts of your body, but when he kisses your lips, he's bound to melt in your arms. he loves how soft your lips are, even if they aren't soft at times, he loves kissing your lips no matter what.

JASON TODD:

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ your temples ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ believe it or not, he's more into kissing your temples. as much as jason could kiss your lips and your neck all day. he loves to kiss your temples. it reassures the two of you just how special your relationship is. sure he has quite a passionate side when it comes to kisses, but a soft kiss to your temples, or even his lips just brushing them softly is enough to make his day.

TIM DRAKE:

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ your cheeks ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ he loves to kiss you on the cheeks. before he goes on missions, he'll kiss you on the cheek. when he comes back from missions, he'll kiss you on the cheek. if you two are running late, he'll kiss you on the cheek. after making a crappy joke and you're laughing your ass off, this boy will kiss you on the cheek no matter what. he loves watching you smile when he kisses you.

DAMIAN WAYNE:

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ your forehead˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ he feels so protective when he kisses you on the forehead, and you feel protected when he does such a simple act of love. now, damian isn't the one who normally likes to kiss and show affection, but when you're having a down day, he likes to hold you in his arms and kiss your forehead. for that small moment, all seems right in the world and you forget about your problems because he's there to help you out.

#batboys #batboy headcanons #tim drake headcanon #tim drake #jason todd #jason todd headcanon #jason todd x reader #dick grayson #dick grayson headcanon #damian wayne #damian wayne headcanon #batboys preferences

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superbat-love · 9 months

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Clark: What would you do if the kids are fighting over something, Bruce?

Bruce: Just let them sort it out between themselves, Clark. We don’t have to step in to resolve every single petty conflict. They’ll have to learn how to compromise.

Clark: Like what if they’re fighting over Alfred’s white chocolate cookies with cranberries?

Bruce: I’ll fight them for it. And I'll win, because I'm Batman.

Clark: Bruce!

Bruce: Alfred’s cookies are serious business Clark.

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anothertimdrakestan · 10 months

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Batboys Toxic Traits Headcanons

because no one is perfect, i wanted to get a little dirty with it and imagine what the boys are like when they're a little... too obsessed with you.

tw for romanticizing possessive, obsessive, jealous, aggressive actions haha xoxo

Jason Todd

- scary dog privileges wherever you go with jace, but he is ALL bite with one and only one warning bark.

- when a hand that isn't his brushes your thigh in a club, fingers get broken. when a cat caller thinks his compliment just has to be said to you, he most likely won't be able to speak again for weeks. And god forbid any villain try to use you as bait for jason, they've all learned if they value their life to never touch you. He's all for justice not vengeance until anyone tries to mess with you, then those words always get mixed up in his head.

- sometimes you cant even complain about people, they end up getting randomly harassed by a certain someone until they just move town

- jason is adamant as long as he's alive there won't be a problem of yours he can't solve with a little violence

- your biggest problem is that he struggles to let you have guy friends, obviously the ones he knows especially fellow heroes are more than fine, but he's been known to burst blood vessels when he sees you close and person with men he's never met

- he's proud of it too: "let another man try and touch y/n, it's been a slow night for me." or "i just don't get why you need him as a friend when you have me, myself, and i"

Tim Drake

- tim gets... obsessive.

- he tends to fall hard but with you he brought the house down with him

- before you were officially his he had hacked every security camera in the city to have eyes on you at any given moment

- both for your safety and his own maniacal flirting strategy: you admire shoes but frown at the price tag? tim's buying you the matching bag to go with the shoes he bought the second you looked at them.

- before you knew how insanely in love with you he was, you truly thought he was a mind reader

- well he kind of was, seeing as he scrolled through your search history every night to know which talking points to bring up with you

- once you finally fell for him and set some stronger boundaries he still occasionally found himself double checking your location when you weren't by his side, or lazily purchasing every item on your pinterest boards, he just can't help but dote on you

Damian Wayne

- damian doesn't really get close to people, but as always you were his exception

- however, this means his list of people to hang out with is extremely short, and he saw no problem in wanting to be around you wherever you went whenever he could

- like a kind of tall, dark, and brooding puppy, he quietly followed you everywhere, and when you strictly told him he couldn't follow along, you always noticed a perched shadow just a few building away

- eventually you got used to rolling over to damian coolly watching you sleep or patiently waiting to pick you up from your classes/job, happy just to walk you to your car

- just like jason, damian had a brutal and heartless style of problem-solving when it came to anyone giving you trouble

- too often you found yourself standing in between his rage a massive mistake whether it was nearly assaulting a friend of yours who tried to ask you out or threatening to buy out your entire workplace when you didn't get the promotion you wanted

- forever cooling his rage was worth having his adoration though, and you were happy to have your overbearing shadow follow you throughout your days

Dick Grayson

- for such a bubbly leader, dick often struggled with communication

- always used to bearing his problems alone youd spent too many nights tracking down your own boyfriend only to beg him to tell you what's wrong

- he never understood that you didn't always want to solve his problems, but hold his sadness or hurt with him

- it was the worst when he was upset with you, whether it was jealously or insecurity that crept into his mind

- he'd take off in a rush hoping you wouldn't notice but you always did, either hunting him down or simply waiting with open arms for him to come home

- it would take years to teach your traveling-circus-raised boyfriend that you weren't going anywhere, ever.

- but, this made for many heartfelt nights where he held you and promised you the world, as if you'd opened him up in a way no one else could, pulling forward the most magical and loving side of your sweet boy

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transgender-jasontodd · 1 year

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you know, i see all these posts like “Bruce forgets Dick/Jason/Tim/etc. are adopted.” but what if he forgot Damian was actually biologically related to him?

I mean, all of his other kids are adopted, and he didn’t even meet the kid until he was 10, so it’s not impossible.

#the batfam #batfamily #batfam #batfam headcanons #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #robin #bruce wayne #batman #dc robin #batboys #damian wayne

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incorrectbatfam · 3 months

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If we assume the batfam are living in 2024 and Damian is around 10 then that means he was born in 2014 and has likely never touched a DVD in his life

#damian wayne #robin #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #batman #dc comics #headcanon #shitpost #batposting #gen alpha

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