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#i miss incorrect quotes....
vaniliens · 3 months
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The Edens Zero fandom is completely dead here jesus christ
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azmaarts · 1 year
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Tim: Shit.
Bruce: Language!
Damian: Kol khara!
Bruce: Language!
Steph: Now that's one crazy motherfucker
Bruce: Language!
Jason: Who the fuck are you calling a "son of a bitch," you pigeon-livered saucy lackey!? Maltworm spat out of a mouldy rogue! Rare parrot teacher! Your—
Bruce: —Language!
Dick: Yeah! What the frick-frack tickity tic-tac snik-snak, bro?
Bruce: ...
Bruce: What the fuck.
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hopeinthebox · 3 months
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What if I told you I'm a mastermind?
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luna-lovegreat · 2 months
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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"
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I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???
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And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon
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Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back
Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what
Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.
Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me
Hyrule: riiiiight...
Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.
Time: what?!?!
Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.
Time: ...
Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?
Time: ... vent to a fairy?
Warriors: hey old man
Time: no no no not this one asking me please
Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships
Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain
Wars: of course not *smirks*
Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away
Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra
Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!
Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.
Legend: so old man.
Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?
Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.
Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't
Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.
Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE
Malon: lol
Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P
The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch
Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D
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infinite-orangepeel · 9 months
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his teammates caught him & eddie messing around behind the bleachers again :/
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golyadkin · 1 month
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you can trust them, they're super scientists
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disdaidal · 10 months
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for my beloved ana @lovebillyhargrove ♥♥♥
(harringrove fake scenes)
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zuko: why are we laying on the floor?
sokka: you tripped down the stairs and blacked out. i laid down so people thought we were just chilling.
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badingsm · 4 months
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y/n, bursting into the room: babe, give me a woman's name!
nat, confused: uh... samantha?
y/n, furious: who the fuck is samantha? am i not enough? why did you cheat-
nat, shocked: woah there tiktok girl, i don't know who samantha is, even olaf doesn't know-
y/n, tearing up: you have a mistress? you don't love me anymore?
nat, face palming: baby-
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skylessnights · 2 months
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Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quotes [2/?]
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Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #73
tfw Q invited himself in your ready room to talk about his godly problems for 2 hours
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azmaarts · 1 year
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Whatchu gonna do? Stab me? :D
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You: Why are there two different dates on this single comic?
Me: Hehe... Draw at 11:00PM on 11/2, then finish at 2:00AM on 11/3. :D
Edit: Eyo? 69 notes? *wiggles eyebrows intensively* :3
Edit: Oof and YAY! *Inserts megamind meme* No more 69? :/
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mustasekittens · 5 months
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im just making shitposts like i cant stop laughing at my own shitty jokes
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lilislegacy · 2 months
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*percabeth on a future quest*
percy: let’s introduce ourselves as different names, in case she’s heard of us
annabeth: okay, but you better not give me a stupid name, like last time. and let’s at least keep the first letters the same, to avoid confusion
*they knock on door of person they need to talk to
old lady: can i help you?
annabeth: hello, we’re here to ask you a few questions about your nephew
old lady: oh… i see. who are you?
percy: we’re private investigators. this woman here is the best crime-solving expert in the southwest, ariana grande. maybe you’ve even heard her name
annabeth: *internally rolls eyes*
annabeth: we just need to take a few minutes of your time. this is my partner, potential spam
percy: i’ll call later
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Toby: [Walks in covered in blood]
Y/N: Great costume, Toby! Happy Halloween!
Toby: …
Toby: Oh right, it’s Halloween. That’s convenient.
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hannibard · 1 month
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