#incorrect wanda vision

[vorpalmuchness]

Agatha Harkness: I've never broken any of your dumb rules!

her coven:

Agatha: -in front of you!

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[fandomnerd9602]

Vision floats in to find Y/N freaking out…

Vision: what is the matter Y/N?

Y/N: I broke one of Wanda’s records! This is bad this is so bad!

Vision: oh dear. You appear distressed. If you want I can call Ms Maximoff to console you in your time of-

Y/N: no don’t!!

Vision: already done.

Wanda lands a split second later and sees the broken vinyl record…

Wanda: oh detka are you hurt?

Wanda hugs Y/N tight…

Y/N: no but your vinyl, I accidentally-

Wanda: shh I can buy another. You’re irreplaceable.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Vision: You just can’t stand the idea of Wanda and I as a couple.

Y/N: Very true. It makes me wanna puke up blood.

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[jjsmaybank20]

Wanda: You know, Natasha gives Y/n flowers every day. I wish you'd do that too.

Vision: Okay.

*Later, the same day*

Vision: *gives Y/n flowers*

Y/n: ???

Wanda: ???

Vision: I don't know, I'm confused as well

Natasha: Do that again and I will end you.

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[reereeineedtopee]

Vision, enraged: What do you mean, "Don't be mad"? YOU'RE DM'ING WANDA! MY GIRLFRIEND! Y/N: No dude, I was loyalty testing her, alright? I'm only looking out for you... Vision calming down: *sighs* Well, okay, I guess... Y/N: See, Vis? I got you, okay? You're my bestie! Y/N: ... Y/N: She did fail the test though... 'Cause we slept together several times... Vision: WHAT-

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[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Vision: So they are a symbiote?

Y/n: Yes

Vision: Interesting, do they survive off of food or are they like plants and photosynthesise?

Venom: I enjoy chocolate and human brains

Vision: And how does that affect you Y/n?

Y/n: Honestly my red robot pal I’m used to it, in the beginning I was throwing up but now it just feels like bad heartburn

Wanda: Oh honey

Y/n: It’s okay Wands totally used to it

Venom: I too feel sick when you eat sweets and drink soda in bed, it is very unhealthy

Y/n: Oh so now you’re a health nut?

Venom: I am just concerned about your health

Y/n: Well I’m fine

Wanda: I mean they're not wrong my love

Y/n: Hey woah! I didn't know I was having an intervention here?! The alien eats people!

Venom: Only the healthy ones!

Vision: What an interesting partnership you both have

Y/n: Yeah sure let's call it that

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[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Day 756

Agatha: *gardening in the backyard* “My irises are about to start blooming!”

Y/N: “They’re looking great, you’ve really been on-top of weeding this spring!”

Agatha: “Not to point fingers, but I’ve always been a talented gardener. In Westview, my garden looked better than the toaster ever made his…”

Wanda: *sprays her with the hose*

Agatha: “AHHH WHY!?”

Wanda: “Don’t call him a toaster”

Agatha: “Why? The microwave is gone!”

Wanda: “BAD AGATHA” *sprays again*

Agatha: “I’M NOT A CAT”

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[satanic-nightjar]

Wanda: Are you wearing eyeliner?

Agatha: Just a little. What do you think?

Wanda: It looks ok I guess.

[Later]

Wanda *mumbling, face in her pillow*: She looked so good

Vision: I know

Wanda: I think I’m kinda gay

Vision: I know

Vision: Wait- did you not know?

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[gh0stlygen0]

Marvel Characters reactions to asking if they'd still love you if you were a worm

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Warnings: None!

Characters featured: Tony, Steve, Bruce, Thor, Loki, Natasha, Clint, Scott, Stephen, Peter, T'Challa, Vision, Wanda, Sam, Bucky

Genre: Comedy

Reader's Gender: Male aligned

Reader's Age: Not specified!

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Tony: "A worm? Ew no, I would step on you and watch you squirm under my shoe for fun and leave you to burn on the concrete."

Steve: "A worm?... As in the bug?.. Why would you be a worm?.."

Bruce: "What kinda question is that?"

Thor: "Loki is a two faced snake and I still hold him dear to my heart, of course I would love you if you were turned into a worm!"

Loki: ".... Pardon?.."

Natasha: *starts laughing at how fucking stupid the question is and doesn't answer after laughing for a straight 5 minutes, walking away while shaking her head and giving you a few pats on your shoulder before leaving, still laughing*

Clint: "No."

Scott: "Oh my god a worm?! Of course I would!! We can be Ant-Man and Worm-guy! Most kickass duo on the block."

Stephen: "I draw the line at bugs, I'll pass.."

Peter: "A worm? I mean..."

*thinks about it for a second*

"I guess so? You'd still be you, just- really small, and pink... And squishy and slimy... And- I'll stop, sorry."

T'Challa: "... Are you feeling alright? Have you eaten today? Did you get enough sleep?.."

Vision: "I'm not quite sure I understand what you're trying to ask. Why are you a worm?"

Wanda: *small laugh*

"Of course. I'd be right behind you turning into a worm as well. We can be happy worms together."

Sam: *stares at you with a blank face*

"Is that a serious question."

Bucky: *silence for a few seconds as he furrows his brows*

"... Huh?"

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[fics-and-quotes-andthelike]

Wanda Maximoff: What happened to Loki?

Bucky Barnes: They died.

Wanda Maximoff: (vivid Vision flashbacks) They what?

Bucky Barnes: They died, but they’re okay.

Wanda Maximoff: (even more vivid Vision flashbacks) …Can you please clarify?

Loki Laufeyson: (materializing out of nowhere) Clarification is for the weak.

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[teaaagan]

Pronouns

Vision: Your pronouns are what you have between your legs.

Y/n: Okay, then my pronouns are YOUR/Girlfriend

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[xmcu-fietro]

Wandavision characters as onion articles and textposts (with a bonus Knives Out: Glass Onion meme):

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Bonus:

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[fandomnerd9602]

Vision: try something like: did I pronounce your name correctly? I want to know who’s name I’m screaming tonight.

Y/N: you really think that’ll work?

Vision: just go try it out

Y/N walks up to Wanda…

Y/N: I might be screaming your name tonight

Wanda: you have nightmares about me?

Y/N: I-I think so?

Vision face palms…

Wanda: come with me detka, I have some remedies in my room

Wanda leads Y/N away…

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Oh, I talked to Wanda today, and apparently, she and Vision might break up.

Y/N: Oh, how awful!

Kate: Y/N, you’re smiling.

Y/N: Am I? Hmm.

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[adi06lena]

*Avengers gathered in the living room*

Y/n: so I have something to tell everyone

*everyone nods*

Y/n: I’m bi

Vision: what’s bi, like bipolar?

*wanda smacks vision*

Y/n: no but i am bipolar. Bi means I like men and woman dumb dumb

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[aloneodi]

Vision: Wanda, come here

Wanda: I'm busy!

Vision: It's an urgent

*Wanda comes in, Vision shows her a laptop*

Wanda:

Wanda: Every fucking time

*clicks "I Am Not a Robot"

Vision: Thank you Darling

Wanda: I hate you

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