#it’s also just super funny and chaotic to pull out during like

[hcrringtonsbat]

𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐈𝐓 - 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐 (𝐄.𝐌.)

summary: after everything you did last week, eddie was convinced that you learned your lesson. but, you still refuse to say any bad words. he thinks you're in need of a refresher. [5.8k words]

warnings: smut [18+ minors dni or i will take ur phone],oral (f receiving), hand job, dirty talk, teasing, penetrative sex, cum eating, dom!reader if you squint really hard

pairing: eddie munson x female!best friend!reader

a/n: oh. my gosh. after almost 30 days of not posting because tumblr sh*dowbanned me, I have returned with a second part to say it! i'm super excited to be back and thank you for all the love and support on the first part! also!! read more glitches out my fics! i’ll try and fix what i see but if i miss something, i apologize in advance!

“Stop!” Dustin yelled abruptly, ceasing the frantic bickering.

“Eddie,” He ran a stressful finger through his curls then looked at the Dungeon Master sitting on his throne, “Can we please have a break?”

“We’re getting absolutely demolished here,” Gareth added, causing the rest of the Hellfire members to nod in agreement.

“Fine,” Eddie caved.

“Your asses better be back in these seats in 15 minutes because Rogue Leonardo waits for nobody.” He leaned forward with emphasis.

With that, the younger members of Hellfire fled the drama room. You could see streaks of lightning following Erica, Lucas, Mike, and Dustin as they dashed straight for the vending machines.

Things were absolutely chaotic.

Erica and Lucas had tried biting each other’s heads off at least 3 times. Jeff had shaved the eraser on his pencil down to the wood because he was so stressed out.

You could’ve sworn locks of Gareth’s hair littered the floor because he’d been pulling at it for hours.

It was safe to say that this is a really tough campaign.

“Eddie, what the hell were you thinking? Half of our Mages will be dead by the time we’re finished today!” Jeff chastised, staring with wide eyes.

“Are you questioning my creative decisions as Dungeon Master?” Eddie asked, clearly challenging his friend.

Oh, he’s definitely in a mood. You thought, observing the impending situation.

It was like watching a car wreck, listening to Jeff try (and fail) at recovering.

He choked out a response, “N-No! It’s just-” 

The kids came bustling into the room, distracting everyone from the brewing argument, "Hey." Lucas greeted, before opening a packet of Kit Kats.

Each person held a different snack from the various vending machines scattered throughout the school. Someone must have swiped the keys to open the machines because there is no way in hell they returned so fast with that many treats.

Lucas held chocolate, Erica and Mike had chips, and Dustin cradled various drinks.

You perked up at the sight of M&M's in Lucas' left hand, “Lucas, can I have the M&M’s?” You asked politely from your seat next to Eddie.

“Sure,” He replied from halfway across the room.

It’s safe to assume that your hand-eye coordination was not up to par. Any sport or physical activity elicited flashbacks to gym class.

During freshman year, you and Eddie spent most of the period running away from the athletic students trying to get both of you to participate.

So, when Lucas hurdled the packet of M&M’s straight towards your face, you weren’t prepared.

The king-sized bag of chocolate came speeding toward you at 300 miles per hour.

Looking up from your notebook that had all of the strategies of this semester’s campaign, you felt the impact on your left eye.

“Motherlover! Lucas?” You start, bringing a hand to your face, “Why on earth would you throw it!?”

“I didn't think you were going to get up!” He exclaimed, “I’m so sorry. Are you okay?”

Everyone else in the room found the interaction to be quite funny.

To you, it happened in slow motion. But to them, they saw everything unfold and it was hilarious.

You glanced around with the only eye in use, frustrated that they found humor in your demise.

Then again, it’s not like you hadn’t laughed when Dustin fell face-first off his chair rejoicing one of Erica’s crit hits.

Your eyes– Well, eye landed on Eddie and your frustration morphed into confusion.

You expected him to be the main one cackling, but he wasn't. In fact, not an inch of humor clouded his face. Eddie looked slightly pissed.

This was the same look that always kidnapped his typically upbeat and smiling face whenever one of the members of Hellfire (usually Erica) outsmarted one of his traps.

It consisted of dead eyes, inclined eyebrows, and the slight upturn of his lip.

Realization hit you like a semi-truck on the freeway. 

You said the one word Eddie tried so hard to permanently remove from your vocabulary. Motherlover.

Nervousness overtook your body and you needed to leave the room to catch your breath, if only for a few seconds. Being under Eddie’s intense stare always seemed to stir something in you.

“Eddie,” You gulped, “How many more minutes of intermission do we have left?” It was a risky move talking to him. 

“10 minutes until we reconvene.” He replied, casually.

Too casually.

Still clutching your left eye, you rose from your seat before heading towards the door.

“Y/N, come on. We could be discussing strategies right now. Is this really necessary?” Mike said, dropping the bag of Doritos from his hand.

“Maybe if Lucas wasn’t such an NBA star, my eye wouldn’t be pulsing out of its socket!” You countered.

You peered at Lucas and saw him being swallowed by his seat, refusing to make eye contact with anyone else in the room. He clearly felt bad.

You made a mental note to assure him that you were fine.

But that was later. Right now, the only task at hand was fleeing this all-of-a-sudden claustrophobic room.

After clearing the doorway, you wasted no time finding the nearest bathroom outside of the corridor.

Glancing in the mirror, you examined your left eye. Other than a bit of throbbing and a run-of-the-mill case of embarrassment, everything seemed to be fine. 

If you disregarded the fact that your heart was nearly about to beat out of your chest.

Despite everything that happened with you and Eddie a week ago, things went right back to normal. Neither of you had mentioned the sinful activities that took place in his trailer.

From the look on his face back in the drama room, you could tell he was thinking about it. Thinking about-

A voice pierced through the silence, tearing you from your thoughts, "You okay over there, Princess?"

Eddie Munson was standing in the threshold of the women's bathroom. He had shed his signature leather + denim jacket combo and was leaning against the door, looking as calm as ever.

"Christ," You clutched your chest, visibly startled by his abrupt appearance, "Eddie, you can't be in here."

"One," Eddie held up his pointer finger that brandished his infamous skull ring, "It's a Friday night. Pretty sure no one else is here."

You couldn't tear your eyes away from his fingers, instantly recalling how they were plunged inside of you only a week ago.

Why must he talk with his hands?

"Two," He continued, "When have you ever known me to follow the rules?" Eddie took a few steps forward, officially entering the bathroom.

"And three: I'm just checking on my best friend." He finished, sounding so innocent (if that was even possible).

"I just needed a second." You explained, shrugging.

Eddie didn't respond. Instead, he came up to you and ran his eyes up and down your face, checking for any signs of bruising.

"If the basketball team was as good on the court as Lucas is with M&M's, they'd win more games.” Eddie joked.

You chuckled in response, "Most definitely."

A comfortable silence clouded the seconds that passed since the last time either of you spoke.

"We should get back."

You began to move around Eddie but in one swift motion, he grabbed you by the belt loop of your jeans and pulled you into him. His hands rested gently on your hips.

"Now that we're here," Eddie slipped something into your hand, "I guess I can return these."

Gazing down at your palm, staring back at you were the panties that Eddie had so kindly pocketed (stolen).

You snapped your fingers shut around them.

"Seriously, Sweetheart?"

A smirk adorned his face, "Again with the motherlover?"

Eddie's voice dropped an octave when he whispered, "Did you not learn your lesson?"

Cool. Calm. Collected. I can stay cool, calm, and collected. You repeated it like a mantra, forcing yourself to believe it.

"No. It's just... the word has been in my vocabulary ever since Freshman year. It's gonna take a little bit for it to filter out."

Miraculously, you didn't stutter or falter once.

Regardless, Eddie was able to see right through the act and tutted, "Y/N.... always so stubborn. I’ve cracked you before, I can do it again."

Feeling his breath ghost your neck had every bone & nerve inside of your body screaming to let him take you right here in this bathroom that probably hasn’t been cleaned in who knows how long.

Before either of you could act on those impulses, a voice cut through the tension, "Eddie?! Is Y/N okay?"

Lucas.

Curse that boy for being such a gentleman. His timing couldn't have been worse.

"Just peachy," Eddie responded to the freshman, a grin on his face as he deciphered the look in your eyes that was clearly longing for him.

"C'mon," He began to back away, "Our fifteen minutes are almost up."

And with that, he walked out of the grimy bathroom. You watched as his hair bounced with each step he took.

If it was hell to pretend like you didn't have any sort of feelings for him before... Imagine what it was going to be like this time.

˚ · •. ° .

"Okay!" You restacked the notecards on your desk, "I think we're finally ready to ace O'Donnell's test tomorrow. What do you think?"

Eddie was currently sprawled out on your bed alongside countless textbooks, notecards, and loose pieces of paper.

He rubbed his temple, "I think not even the promise of a new miniature could get me to think straight right now."

Eddie was tired and groggy.

He arrived at your house early this Sunday morning anticipating a pretty chill study session. Instead, he was hit with the "Intense Y/L/N Study Regimen" and was forced to memorize countless words and phrases. He had arrived when the sun was just barely peeking through the clouds and now, it was pitch black outside.

Everything seemed fine and dandy between the two of you. It'd been 2 days since the interaction in the women's bathroom during Hellfire. 2 days was more than enough time to allow things to settle. Right?

You sighed, "My hands are numb."

Even though studying until the color drained from Eddie's face was your idea, it still took a toll on you. Towards the end of the session, you began stuttering over your words as you read off terms for a comatose Eddie to memorize.

After standing up and stretching, you headed towards your bedroom door, "I think I'm going to get some water. Do you want-"

"I can't stop thinking about you, Y/N."

His words stopped you dead in your tracks.

One thing you learned about Eddie over the years is how he acted when he was tired. Depending on the day, he could be extremely clingy: always having a hand on your arm or around your shoulder. Sometimes, he'd rub his eyes furiously and you'd be forced to pry his palms away from his face.

But no matter what, the ability to control what left his mouth was nowhere in sight. He said any and every thought that came to mind when he was tired.

And today? Eddie was exhausted.

You wanted to tell him to stop before he admitted something he'd regret but, you just couldn't get yourself to say the words.

"I mean, I can't stop thinking about what we did." He propped himself into a seated position.

We can be mature. We can talk about this. You thought. After all, what's the point of being so-called "best friends" if you can't communicate?

"Eddie-" You started but he began to speak over you. He was making a habit out of interrupting you mid-sentence and it was starting to get annoying.

"I'm still not convinced that you've learned your lesson."

The last time he said that his breath was tickling your neck, and his voice was barely above a whisper.

You forced yourself to roll your eyes, and faked a tone of betrayal, "Of course, I learned my lesson!"

Eddie shook his head feverishly, his hair flying every which way, "See, that's where you're wrong."

He rose from your bed and began striding over towards where you stood. You could hear the siren labeled, 'Eddie Is About To Do Something' go off inside your head.

It was the way he carried himself that gave it away. The barely visible smirk on his face, the way he spoke, the words he chose... everything.

He continued, "I know you think I hardly listen to you, Y/N but, I heard you on Friday."

His fingers danced up the side of your arm, "Your signature catchphrase made an appearance.”

"Were my fingers not enough?"

There he goes again, saying things that made a wet spot form in your underwear. Everything about Eddie had your knees weak and nerves screaming.

You sucked in a breath, trying very hard not to let your confident stance fumble, "I just... need more time for things to stick."

As of recently, he just loved to see you flustered. Stumbling over your words, avoiding eye contact— that sort of thing. Eddie found his opening.

"So what I'm hearing is, you need a little refresher?"

Ding. Ding. Ding. He hit the jackpot. He saw the way the muscles in your jaw contracted, telling him everything he needed to know. You were turned on.

"C'mon, you're not thinking straight, Eds. Let me grab you some cold water from the fridge and you'll start to wake up a bit, 'kay?" You countered.

"I think getting to taste your pussy would wake me right up. What do you think?"

His brown eyes stared deep into yours. Their doe-like appearance made him look so innocent. If only people knew what sinful thoughts churned behind them half of the time.

Immediately, your attempt at being unphased crumbled, "Are you serious?"

"As a heart attack." He deadpanned.

Eddie then closed the gap between the two of you and planted a soft kiss on your lips. You melted into it, signaling that you had stopped fighting what was bound to happen.

"O-okay." You conceded, "But my parents will be home soon."

Eddie shrugged, "That's okay, Princess. All I need is a few minutes."

This time, Eddie kissed your neck and began slowly backing you up against your bedroom door as he found a spot to focus on behind your ear.

Instinctively, your hands found Eddie's strong back. You pulled on the fabric of his Iron Maiden t-shirt as you craned your neck to the side.

Eddie gave a few more quick pecks before sliding down onto his knees.

God. I’m about to pass out. You wanted to scream. Instead, a breathy moan escaped your lips, "Eddie,"

He spoke, gazing up at you, "I'm gonna take such good care of you, darling."

Eddie unzipped your jeans while you braced yourself against the door of your bedroom. You clutched the handle for extra support.

Once your jeans were fully unbuttoned, Eddie began to slowly rub your clit through your underwear.

It was slightly embarrassing at how wet you are considering he's barely even touched you.

He continued to draw slow and steady circles on your clit before speaking, "You like that, Princess?"

"Mhm," You nodded frantically.

You were so swept up in the euphoria that you almost didn't hear the familiar sound of your garage door open. If there was ever a time to swear, right now offered the perfect opportunity.

All the air was sucked out of the room in an instant. Your eyes snapped shut with annoyance as Eddie stopped teasing your clit and gazed up at you.

He saw you fighting the urge to pound your head against your door in frustration.

You really didn't want this to end.

“They’re home.” Deliberating silently for a moment, you continued, "We can be quiet." 

Eddie's hand began to move inside of your jeans. You smiled solemnly, happy that he obliged you.

It wasn't until you felt your zipper being tugged upward that you opened your eyes. Eddie had risen from his knees and was standing in front of you, fixing your pants.

"I think you've got it backward, Sweetheart," He started, "I want you screaming."

"Can't do that when your parents are home, now can we?"

You watched, mouth agape as Eddie slowly retrieved the hefty rings that were shoved inside of his pocket and put them back on.

"Excuse me," He gestured to the door, "I should go say hi."

Regardless of how separated your mind was from your body, you still moved a few steps to the left to allow Eddie to leave the room.

He flashed you an arrogant smile before rounding a corner to head down the stairs. You heard his heavy boots come in contact with each step before reaching the bottom of the staircase.

"Oh, Eddie! I’m glad we caught you before you left." You could make out every word your mother said, even from all the way upstairs.

"Y/N!" Your father called, "Come down here and help us with these groceries, please!" His booming voice tore you from your trance.

As much as you wanted to be furious with Eddie, he was right. Sounds had the tendency to carry inside of your house. And if he was planning on doing half of the things he did last week, there's no way you would've been able to keep quiet.

That would've been baaaaaaad.

Trotting down the stairs, you entered the kitchen to see Eddie carrying the heaviest grocery bag. His face was scrunched in hopes of not letting it show that he was struggling, wanting to impress your Dad.

You smiled at the sight.

"Here," You approached him and gripped the handle. Your hand grazed Eddie's knuckles slightly, feeling the frigidness of his rings.

The both of you heaved the 40-pound bag onto the countertop.

"Now Eddie," Your father opened the fridge and placed a milk carton inside, "I'd hate to put you to work after Y/N kicked your ass up there."

Your Mom chimed in, "How was studying?"

Oh yeah, it was great! Just Eddie almost fingering me while I was pressed up against my door. Ya know, same old same old! You joked inside of your head.

Your Mom stared at you with a furrowed brow, awaiting an audible response.

Eddie spoke instead, "It was good but, my brain is temporarily out of order." He chuckled.

He peered over his shoulder to look at you, shielding his dubious smirk from prying eyes, "Don't worry. I'll get her back soon enough."

Your eyes widened to the size of basketballs. There is no way he just- In front of my parents?

It would’ve been so easy to take the bag you just placed on the counter and hurl it at his head. You doubt that he'd be that injured from the impact.

Attempted murder was life in prison possibility of parole? You could live with those odds.

Instead of taking the homicidal route, you opted for a tight lip smile, "Oh, I'm sure you will."

˚ · •. ° .

A piece of paper was stuffed into your locker this morning behind your various textbooks. It was a miracle that you even spotted it. It read, My trailer. Tonight at 8.

If the word "trailer" wasn't a dead giveaway as to who wrote it, the penmanship was.

It was pretentious. You knew it, Eddie knew it too. Yet, here you were, perched on his doorstep at exactly 8:00 PM. You forced yourself to enter Eddie's trailer. Twisting the handle and pushing forward, you found that it'd been unlocked for you.

You wandered in slowly. This was the first time you'd been back here since everything happened last week.

It felt the same exact way it had for the past few years you'd been frequenting it. A smile tugged on your lips as a warm feeling of comfort entered your stomach, calming down your nerves.

The door to Eddie's room was wide open. From where you stood on the opposite side of the hallway, you could see him sitting up in his bed, guitar in hand. The amplifier was nowhere in sight, which left you to assume that he'd just been lightly strumming until you arrived.

Your feet shuffled on the carpet as you approached his room. You were standing clear as day in the doorway, but Eddie’s eyes were still fixated on his guitar. He either hadn’t noticed you yet or refused to acknowledge your presence.

Your knuckles knocked on his door, “Hey.”

Finally, his eyes teared away from his instrument and landed on you. Without a word, he hung his guitar back on the wall where it normally resides and started towards you.

Eddie stopped just inches away from your face. Then, he reached into his pocket, pulled out his guitar pick, and placed it on the desk to your left.

“Just needed to put this back.” He shrugged, oh-so-casually before he turned around and plopped down on his bed.

It’s kind of funny. How everything that’s been happening over these past few weeks came to a head in just one moment. What Eddie just did was nothing compared to the other day at your house.

But you were tired, and because Eddie had been teasing you for days… you were beyond horny. 

“Gosh,” You sighed, then began pacing the room.

Eddie’s eyebrows furrowed with concern, but his interest was piqued, “What are you doing?"

"Thinking."

"Well," He stood and began to guide you towards his bed, "Sit down. You’re freaking me out."

You swatted his hand away, "No!"

"Ouch." He retracted, rubbing his knuckle, "We're supposed to save the violence for Dungeons and Dragons, Y/N." Eddie chastised.

“You…” A beat passed before you added, “Asshole.”

The look that overtook Eddie’s face was pure shock. You would’ve been able to enjoy it if you weren’t so riled up, “You are the biggest shithead I’ve ever met, do you know that?”

“My, my,” He shook his head disapprovingly, “Y/N Y/L/N saying a bad word unprovoked?”

If you weren’t fuming before, you were definitely fuming now, “U-Unprovoked? Are you kidding me? You think that all this is happening right now because I was unprovoked?” 

“First, you rile me up in the bathroom at school! Then, you are seconds away from giving me what I want at my house, and you stop just because my parents came home? I thought the prospect of breaking rules excited you, Eddie!”

“And now, you pull this shit here at your trailer and flop on your bed… the same bed that you humped like a dog while your head was between my thighs?”

After letting all of that out, a sense of calm entered your body. You took a deep breath before continuing, “Eddie… I have been turned on for days. I can hardly sit still during Hellfire anymore. It’s torture.”

Eddie spoke, “I didn’t know I had you this riled up, Princess. You could have told me.” 

He beckoned you over to him with a wave of his hand, and you approached him, entranced. You felt as his fingers danced along the waistband of your jeans, “I’ll give you what you want, Y/N. Just use your words.”

Finally.

“I want you inside of me, Eddie.” You whispered.

“Hmm,” He smirked, before unzipping your pants. In one fluid motion, Eddie flipped you over so that you were now laying underneath him. It almost knocked the wind out of you.

As you breathed deeply, trying to catch your breath, Eddie began stripping you of your pants. 

Smirking, you tried to make it harder for him by squeezing your things together but he pried them open with little to no effort, “Gonna have to try harder than that, Sweetheart.”

Your pants were on the floor, and your underwear was next. You could see the way Eddie stared at them, probably contemplating if he was going to steal this pair too. 

The prospect of getting to touch you outweighed his kleptomaniac tendencies and he threw your panties on the ground right next to your jeans. 

Eddie took in the sight of you, “I can’t believe we’re here again, Princess.” He said before slowly licking a stripe up your dripping cunt.

A breathy moan escaped your lips, “Eddie, please.”

“Is this not what you wanted, Sweetheart?” His pointer finger began swirling at your clit gingerly, adding just enough pressure to get you excited, but not nearly enough as you wanted.

“You’re so beautiful like this, you know?” Eddie plunged his pointer finger inside of you, very slowly. He waited a few seconds before curling it at just the right angle, “Dripping on my sheets like the good girl you are.”

“Please, Eddie,” You begged, “I need more.”

“Awe, Sweetheart,” Your pussy felt empty as he retracted his finger. A lewd sound escaped your lips at the loss of contact, “Is one finger not enough?”

You gasped at the feeling of 2 of Eddie’s long, calloused fingers going inside of you, “Is that better?”

“Y-Yeah,” You exhaled.

His fingers fucked your aching pussy, pumping in and out of you with speed. His thumb applied pressure to your clit, scratching that itch that’s been pooling between your thighs for days.

Your back arched as his fingers curled inside of you. You bit your lip harshly to stop a whimper from escaping but, it was too late. Eddie heard it.

“Awe,” He teased, “You gonna come on my fingers for the second time this month? It’s alright, Y/N/N. You can do it.” 

Eddie’s praise was it for you. Everything unraveled and the coil that pooled in your stomach snapped. You came undone on Eddie’s bed… again.

You felt his hair tickle the insides of your thighs as he lapped at your exposed pussy, cleaning up the mess you made. He avoided touching your clit with his tongue, not wanting you to orgasm again just yet.

Out of curiosity, you brought your fingers to Eddie’s hair and pulled. You waited a few seconds, hoping to feel the bed shake…. It didn’t.  So, it’s a one-time thing. Got it.

His head emerged from between your thighs, a sly look atop Eddie’s face. You surveyed the situation: you were half naked on Eddie’s bed while he sat there, fully clothed and more than pleased with himself.

This isn’t fair. You declared before deciding to do something about it.

Your hand came to the tent in Eddie’s pants, “I wanna make you feel good, Eds.” You began, “Can I do that?” The palm that was over his crotch tightened, making him even harder (if that was possible).

Suddenly, all the words in the English language left Eddie's brain. His cognitive functions completely stopped working as he sputtered out a rushed reply, "Y-Yeah. Go ahead"

You smiled, feeling a rush of confidence before undoing the belt around his waist. Eddie wanted to help but he was frozen in place. His cock strained against his boxers as he watched you rid him of his pants, which were now on the floor right next to yours. 

Your hand slithered its way into his boxers, “Shit,” Eddie gasped, feeling your warm hand come in contact with his aching cock.

“Lay back, Eddie,” You instructed, “I’m gonna make you feel so good, promise.”

You pushed his underwear down enough to where they sat just below his hips. It gave his dick more than enough to spring free. Your mouth watered at the sight of his tip, leaking with pre-cum.

Eddie lifted his head from where it lay on his bed to watch as you brought your lips to his tip, and spit on it. You then gripped his head gently and used your thumb to coat the head of his cock.

“Jesus,” He moaned.

Slowly, you began to stroke Eddie. Starting at the base of his cock, and coming up, then going back down, again and again. Lewd noises and swears escaped Eddie’s lips as he tried not to finish after only 2 seconds. 

It was now your turn to tease him, “You like that? Hmm, like me stroking your cock?” You asked, condescendingly, “That feel good?”

Beads of sweat began to congregate on Eddie’s forehead, “Christ, Y/N. Y-Yeah, it does.”

You quickened your movement and watched as his face scrunched in pleasure. You couldn’t resist licking a stripe all the way up the side of Eddie’s veiny cock before pecking his tip.

Then, you went right back to stroking him feverishly. His hips began to hover as he bucked up into your palm. You used your other hand to push him back on the bed, forcing him to stay still, “I’m almost there.” He admitted.

Finally, hot spurts of cum escaped Eddie like a fountain, coating the hand that was still around him.  A string of curse words left his mouth as he took deep breaths, “Shit, Y/N.” He chuckled, “Who taught you how to do that?”

“Doesn’t matter.” You shrugged.

Eddie looked at the mess he made on your hand, “Shit… I-I’m sorry,” He apologized, “Do you want me to get a towel?”

“Nope.” 

It was now his turn to look at you, mouth agape as you brought your hand to your mouth and licked it clean, never breaking eye contact once.

When you were finished, you spoke, “Please, please,” You emphasized, “tell me you have a condom.”

“Uh… I should. B-But are you sure? I mean… you want to?” He asked, hurriedly.

“I’d rather it be me than your mattress, right?” You joked.

“Are you ever gonna let me live that down?” 

“Eddie,” You sighed, impatiently, “Get the fucking condom!” 

“R-Right.” Eddie skipped out of his underwear and went searching in miscellaneous drawers in his room. 

I know I’ve got one of those things in here somewhere. He thought, rifling through his socks. The next drawer contained nearly 100 guitar picks. Still nothing. 

“Shit, shit, shit!” He let the expletives fly off as frustration clouded his thoughts.

“Your pockets.” You suggested from his bed, “Check your pockets.”

Falling to the floor, Eddie searched the pockets of his black jeans like he was digging for gold, “Aha, yes!” He received the contraceptive from his pants and held it up so you could see, “I knew I had one of these things laying around here.”

“Okay,” Eddie cleared his throat and joined you on his bed. He slowly unwrapped the package and began rolling the latex on, “Lay down.” He instructed, and you listened, shimmying down his mattress. 

“Are you sure, Y/N? ‘Cause I promise I won’t get mad if you change your mind.”

“I’m sure.” You nodded.

“Alright.” 

Eddie carefully lined himself up with your entrance and inched in slowly before bottoming out. He didn’t move at first, giving you some time to adjust. But, when your grip on his shoulders became tighter, he started moving.

“God, you are so beautiful.” Eddie grunted, “And so fucking tight.”

Eddie used his hand to hike up your left leg, pushing deeper inside of you. In pure ecstasy, his face came down and nestled in your neck, kissing it. His hair was tickling your ear lobe.

The pace of his thrust picked up, causing you to moan an exasperated, “Eddie.”

“Scream my name, Princess.” He demanded in a deep gruffing voice.

“Eddie.” You moaned, only this time louder and needier, “Harder, please.”

He obliged your request, using as much force as possible to pound into you. Your fingers scraped down his back, gripping at his skin. 

He hissed, “God, you take me so well.”

Eddie’s grip on your thigh tightened as his thrusts increased in speed. You could only hear the sound of Eddie’s rickety bed frame slamming against the wall harshly as he pounded into you. 

Eddie’s signature guitar pick necklace dangled above your face, slapping your nose rhythmically each time his cock hit the perfect spot inside of you. But you didn’t even notice, caught up in the pleasure.

His previously slow and controlled thrusts started to get sporadic as he felt himself inching closer to finishing.

“Don’t get all quiet on me now, Baby.” He grunted in your ear.

You tried so hard to give a coherent response but all that passed your lips was a moan.

This riled up Eddie even more, “Fuck. I’m about to come.”

“M-Me too.” You choked out.

In a messy daze, Eddie’s lips came crashing down onto yours. It was chalked full of clashing teeth but you couldn’t care less.

Both you and Eddie came undone together. A mix of grunts, moans, and fucks accompanied the orgasms.

As his final form of torture, he pulled out of you very slowly. You practically felt as each inch of him left your pussy.

“Jesus Christ.” You sighed.

Eddie smiled, giving you a quick peck on the forehead before standing up and approaching his trash can to discard the condom.

When he turned back around, Eddie was met with the sight of your discarded parties on the floor. And he just couldn’t resist.

Eddie scooped them up in one fluid motion, clutching the garment tightly in his hand.

He thought you didn’t notice, but you did, “Hey!” You chastised.

“Whaaaaaat?” Eddie shrugged, “I gave back the last pair.” The bed dipped down as he returned, claiming his previous spot next to you.

“Whatever.” You scoffed playfully, nuzzling your head into his shoulder.

Eddie cleared his throat, “Are you— Was that okay?”

It’s been a long time since Eddie felt insecure when it came to sex. Most of his partners were people that he’d met at the Hideout and took to his trailer for a quick fuck.

But this was different. You meant more to him than any of the people he used to sleep with. He cared about you and he just needed reassurance that you were okay

“It was more than okay, Eds. Gosh,” You sighed, “I can’t remember the last time I came that hard.”

“Was it okay for you?” You followed up.

“Yeah!” Eddie was surprised by how fast he responded. Recovering, he cleared his throat, “Yes. I- I thoroughly enjoyed myself.” 

“Good.” You chuckled, shaking your head at how all over the place he is.

After a few beats of silence, Eddie deadpanned, “I think Dustin knows about us.”

Your eyebrows furrowed, “Really?” 

It shouldn’t have come as a surprise. Dustin Henderson is single-handedly the most observant person either of you had ever met.

Still, you could help but ask, “Why do you say that?”

“Well,” Eddie began, “Although me coming to check on you in the bathroom was of my own fruition. Henderson was also adamant that I go find you as well.”

“I mean, Lucas was practically foaming at the mouth to see if you were okay after you left but, nope. Henderson wouldn’t let him.”

You tutted, “Welp, on the bright side, something good came out of it.”

“And what’s that?” Eddie asked, his interest peaked.

“We finally got together.” You smiled ear-to-ear.

“That,” Eddie nodded, “And I finally got that god awful word out of your vocabulary. Ugh.” He squirmed.

“You’re so dramatic.”

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[fixfoxnox]

The fact that I’ve been keenly watching over my Email for any updates 😭😭 I’m obsessed!!! I love hearing your headcanons and the bts!! Do you have any more info you could spill to us?

I always have more to share with you guys!!!

If you want some headcanons/bts for the story, here are some thoughts about Roach's first life in the og timeline and some other fun stuff. Some of these will be playing into upcoming chapters 🤭

I mentioned it in an earlier post, but I fully stand by the fact that og ghost, while looking super similar to reboot ghost, had a completely different sense of style

Man had piercings, a little mullet thing, and just generally carries/carried punk vibes at all times

OG Soap was in love with Roach. He didn't realize his feelings until it was too late and Roach had already developed feelings for Ghost.

OG Ghost was a jealous king. Like super possessive of Roach, hated when anyone flirted with him, etc. Roach was his person and he was terrified of someone taking him away

Which, coincidentally, led to Ghost and Soap butting heads because Ghost could tell that Soap was in love with him. It didn't help that Soap was fairly flirty (just personality wise) and Roach was completely oblivious to the fact that Soap was in love with him

Roach used to have to break up fights between the two during off time. He never realized just how many fights he was breaking up/how serious they were

Ghost and Soap were at each others throat a lot, but they worked together expertly on missions and never let their anger at the other impact their work.

I like to think that Roach used to ask a lot of questions, which is how he knows so much about Price from his first life

Like as soon as they pulled this man from the gulag, Roach was asking a billion questions. He definitely grilled him about when Soap had first joined the team as well as what the man knew about Makarov.

Despite the fact that Price and Roach didn't know each other for very long, Price was genuinely upset when he realized that he and Ghost had been killed. To him, it was almost like Gaz dying again because both Gaz and Roach had been super upbeat positive people despite all of the chaos.

Couple of things about Jackson for fun!

Jackson and Griggs were actually friends on their squad in their first life. Griggs knew Jackson was super skilled, so it was easy for him to recommend him for things like the squad that were pushing up to find Al Asad.

Jackson has a huge family, both in the reboot universe and his first life. Man has like five sisters and six brothers and a whole army of nieces and nephews

Roach has become an honorary member of the Jackson family in the reboot universe.

Jackson's grandmother was the one to make Roach's scarf. Jackson is the closest with her out of his entire family (she was the only one to believe him when he was a kid and said that he was reborn) so he told her about Roach first and about him remembering to. She immediately set to making the scarf for him

Roach gets Christmas gifts sent to him from Jackson's grandmother, he always makes a point to send her back a little gift basket of craft supplies. Jackson joked after the first Christmas that he did it that Roach was her favorite grandchild now

Jackson and Roach definitely kissed at one point, like at least once, just for fun

Speaking of which, Jackson is bisexual

Jackson is also an honorary Sanderson kid and Roach's parents lowkey think that he and Roach are dating/married and just haven't told them.

They keep dropping hints about it and Jackson is always just

"💀 Roach your parents think I'm sucking your dick when you come to visit"

"You could have said that literally any other way"

Jackson is just very very chaotic. Like positive frat bro energy. Always dropping inappropriate lines because he likes to watch Roach blush.

When Soap/Ghost/Roach are finally together i just know he's lowkey hated by Soap and Ghost because he thinks its funny to flirt with Roach and Make them jealous

They also 100% believe that he and Roach have actually slept together.

"I wish I'd managed to get Sanderson in my bed! I probably would have ruined him for other men though, he would have been in love after one round."

Tbh I lowkey wanna write Jackson/Roach addition to the universe at some point, like a fic of their kiss or adding maybe a slight bit of romance between them at one point

They're just best friends man

Roach and Gaz are lowkey bffs on the 141, but Soap would probably flip his shit if Roach ever said that he wasn't his best friend, so Roach keeps it to himself

But like these two go off base to eat together all the time, especially while Roach was injured

They love to get Chinese food on the weekends and bring it back to the base for everyone. Typically on Chinese food nights they huddle up together in either one of their rooms or one of the den areas in the barracks to play like the longest game of poker you'll ever see

Roach usually wins

Unless Price joins them. If Price joins, he always wins

Before Price knew about Roach being reborn, Roach would occasionally make a comment about something that would have Price looking at him like 🤨 because "that was before even my time, Roach."

Price literally knew Ghost and Soap were gonna fall for Roach all the way back when they were on the roof before the stuff with Shepherd. Like he watched Soap and Roach interact and Ghost watch them and was like "God damn they're gonna date eventually"

Had a bet with Laswell about it, was one of the reasons he was so involved when Ghost was being rude to Roach. He was not about to lose fifty dollars because Ghost was being stupid.

Price is the squads #gaydad and he has a secret husband (its me, I'm the husband)

Jk, in universe he is single (only cause I'm not there 🤚🙄)

Gaz is also single. He very loudly complains about it to Roach on the daily.

Roach has offered numerous times to set him up with Jackson, Gaz only keeps saying no because he thinks Roach picked up on the fact that he thought Jackson was hot during the bar chapter and is embarrassed by it

Especially since he thinks Jackson and Roach are ex's

Roach absolutely did not pick up on the fact that Gaz is into Jackson, he just keeps asking because Jackson keeps bothering him

"Sanderson please get me the hot British ones number" "Ask again please 🙏" "Roach I'm telling you he's my soulmate okay, I will move to England and be his housewife" "Please tell him we never dated and that I could treat him right" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO? SANDERSON PLEASE"

(Me creating random ships out of nowhere? Yes, absolutely)

But basically, the whole team is lgbtq+ because I said so

Please ask me more about Jackson I love him sm, but I'll stop talking about him for now

When Soap and Ghost took to cuddle piling angry Roach while he was injured, it was some of the best sleep Roach has had in either of his lives

He also woke up several times to Soap drooling on his shoulder which, while slightly gross, he thought was adorable

He also woke up several times to Ghost with his face literally buried in his neck

To be fair, Soap definitely woke up several times to Roach literally wrapped around him like an octopus

And Ghost woke up several times to Roach with his face buried in his chest (tiddies)

Speaking of which, both Soap and Ghost were definitely dealing with having to confront their feelings for Roach during that period of time because I know they both woke up at one point with a fucking hard on for the guy

Though Roach doesn't intend to use it, he still definitely has James' number from the bar on his desk in his room. He just never got a chance to throw it out after he, Soap, and Ghost briefly got together

Though Roach literally worked with a version of Soap who was Captain of the 141, he literally cannot see reboot Soap ever becoming a captain to the team. Like the thought actually makes him laugh because of how feral this soap is

Speaking of feral, Roach has definitely watched new recruits on base get "accidentally" bitten by Soap because they were staring and Ghosts ass (or his, but he doesn't know that)

"How do you accidentally bite someone?"

"With your teeth, Bug. Obviously"

New recruits on base usually go through at least some of these stages:

"Wow Ghost is hot"

"Oh no, he's scary"

"His fucking boyfriend just bit me"

"Wow Soap is hot"

"Oh no, his boyfriend is scary"

"I just got the snot kicked out of me in training because I was looking at Soap"

"Now I'm injured"

"Oh wow, who is this cute guy helping me with my wounds and apologizing to me for the behavior of these other guys"

"Wow Roach is hot"

"OH NO, HIS TWO FRIENDS ARE SCARY"

Essentially most of the recruits end up being in love with Roach at one point. I know by boy just has an army of people ready to die for him.

Roach will never admit it, but he 100% thinks that his new lifes Price is fucking gorgeous. He is very confused on how the balding man he knew in his first like looks like...that now.

Of course he'd literally never admit this to anyone because Price is like a father figure to him and he would die of embarrassment if anyone knew

Roach and Soap both kept journals in their first life and they both keep journals in their new life!

Soaps is usually filled with sketches of Ghost and, after Roach joined, Roach as well

Roach usually writes down memories from his first life that come up + memories and fun conversations that he has in his new life. He also keeps track of every mission/place/people from his first life that happens/he goes to/he meets again

Okay I should probably stop here for now lmao, I let this get a little away from me

#please ask me more about Jackson i'm begging #thoughts with luke #you asked luke #something in the orange #gary roach sanderson #ghost x roach #ghost x soap #ghostroach #soap x roach #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostroachsoap #soaproachghost #soaproach #soapghost #ghostsoap #kyle garrick #kyle gaz garrick #paul jackson #captain john price

[doiibae]

ぬ̳ ꜝꜝ 🪞 txt.as.romantic.tropes♡̷̸﹪ ⋆ ࣪.

summary - a brief description of what type of love trope the boys would be

pairing - individual txt member x gn reader

a/n : I honestly don't know much Abt romantic tropes so Google was my best friend while making this 😭 I'm sorry if it isn't accurate!! Also hyukas part was a bit rushed cause I had no clue what to put for his!! the icons I used are from @njclouds and @luffyweb

info !! | asks/requests | open

. ꒰ choi yeonjun

boy next door

you had been living next to the choi's for as long as you could be remeber, and it would be a lie to say your eyes never wondered to the room that was across you window

you were completely captivated by the boy next door, choi yeonjun.

he was a sweet gentleman, funny, and likeable. most of the girls that knew him liked him as well

you occasionally had conversations with him. before, when you guys were younger the two of you had been very close friend's.

actually more like best friends, considering there wasn't anyone else to play with and the two of your just connected

but grew apart as the two of u grew up

although you two never missed the long gazes both of you sent eachother

If the two of you were to become friends again he'd definitely be visiting 24/7, sleeping over, and helping you with whatever you need!!

. ꒰ choi soobin

first love

soobin is so sweet there's no way no one can fall in love with him bro 😔 his dimples have their own secret admirers </3

the two of u had met during school, u just so happened to share a class with him, and were actually partners for this class

u liked to think of it as love at first sight, although u weren't entirely sure if he thought of it that way to

his bunny like looks instantly pulled u in, his soft caring voice had u stumbling on ur words. choi soobin was perfect in your eyes, no flaws at all were on this boy

the two of u became close friends after that, ur massive crush on him of course stayed. it wasn't until a few months in soobin realized how much he admired, and even loved you.

he didn't know what you did or said to make it click in his brain of how he only wanted you and no one else, but he was so happy

to him it was obvious how much u liked him, and he wouldn't let that go to waste

. ꒰ choi beomgyu

enemies to lovers

ofc you guys aren't like actual enemies 😭 it's more like playful teasing and arguments

omg beomgyu loves teasing you at any chance he gets !! if you actually don't like it ofc he'll stop but there would still be teasing

beomgyu definitely confuses u and himself lmfao, from one moment he's teasing you over smth dumb u said and the next he's clinging onto you like his life depends on it.

I feel like he'd also be your childhood bestfriend!! so the arguments would just be a daily thing for the two of u, kinda like a married old couple??

omg when gyu realizes he likes u it's like the end of the world for him 😭 he's honestly mad at himself for putting ur guys relationship in jeopardy, just if u didn't like him back!! Also because he feels he has no chance and rethinks everything he's teased u Abt. "what if they didn't think I was joking-??"

beom would honestly panic and make sure u knew he was joking fs and while doing that accidently blurb out that he likes u 😭

it's super chaotic but honestly so cute

. ꒰ kang taehyun

opposites attract

taehyun honestly despised u when u first met 😭 u were just so different to him it was hard to keep his composure and he was constantly biting his tongue when around u

taehyun would usually stay quiet whenever your talking to him and try his best to seem uniterested, but as time went on and he noticed how you didn't bother him as much.

he suddenly got this yearning for your attention and realized how much he liked it

and also how much he liked you

taehyun was in complete denial when he realized after weeks of making it seem like he wasn't interested in you at all

he honestly doesn't know how to deal with it cause he feels he already ruined his chances with you :(

it would take a while for him to gain confidence to talk to u and try to regain the slight friendship you guys had

and possibly be more <3?

. ꒰ kai kamal huening

childhood friends to lovers

this trope is to cute I thought of some other tropes for hyuka but this one is soo 🫀

the two of you are oblivious to ur feelings, and also a bit in denial

I feel like hyuka would fall harder than u omg

he's so attached to you can considering you two had been best friends for years

you know absolutely everything there is to know Abt hyuka and he knows everything Abt you

the two of you had been there for eachother for everything so hyuka always came to u first whenever there was a problem

ur like the first person he'd look for in a room crowded with all of his friends </3

and you felt exactly the same

both u and hyuka were oblivious when it came to crushing on eachother

but when hyuka realizes and accepts it he gets so awkward and stiff around u 😭

it changed the whole atmosphere while he's hanging around u if that makes sense because now everything's different

like he viewed everything so differently cause know he wanted u more than ever

it would take hyuka a while to gain the courage to ask u out but when he does he's so nervous and he's like freaking out tbh !!

but he felt so relieved when u liked him back omg

#txt x reader #txt headcanons #txt fluff #txt imagines #txt aus #beomgyu x reader #beomgyu x y/n #beomgyu x you #hueningkai x reader #hueningkai x y/n #hueningkai x you #soobin x reader #soobin x you #soobin x y/n #taehyun x reader #taehyun x y/n #taehyun x you #yeonjun x reader #kpop x you #yeonjun x y/n #yeonjun x you #kpop x reader

[yandere-daze]

(❄️/yuki) I’VE BEEN SITTING IN A CAR FOR 5 HRS i’m going crazy please send help luckily my brain did a funny and went “haha enstars”

say…what if you get isekai’d to enstars AND you actually found a way out? did everyone work together to try to keep you from leaving? would the characters try to bring you back? or would they try to come back with us?

YES REALITY DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY…BUT WHAT IF…

i think funky stuff would happen if at least one of them found the way out and left with us…firstly they would know what we look and sound like without a screen separating us and them or a vtuberish default look to blend in with their art style…OTHER FUNKY THING IS THAT THEY COULD SEE HOW POPULAR THEY REALLY ARE…heck they can find out that i bought 4 body pillo— the player bought body pillows or perfumes of theirs! physical proof of how much we love them unlike just random words said during gacha that we may not mean <33 IDK JXJSKKSKX

5 hours??? Man I don´t envy you at all, that sounds awful! I´m actually kind of fond of car rides when they take around 1 hour and you can just sit in the back and look out the window and be lost in your own thoughts with nothing else you need to do, but at some point it just gets too much. Only very rarely have I been in a car forthat long and it definitely wasn´t a pleasant experience either kdjnfldknf so you have my condolences, ❄️ anon!

gn reader

tw yandere

Is the player able to leave the Ensemble Stars world? And what if one of the characters found a way to return to their world with them?

I´ve actually tried to think about how it would be possible for the player to go back to their original world but I haven´t really come up with anything that makes sense. Usually in these isekai stories where you get pulled into a game or anime or novel, there´s a singular goal that needs to be achieved to end the story and allow the isekaied person to return to their world. In an rpg it could be to defeat the final boss of a dungeon or in a dating sim it could be to have your happily ever after with one of the love interests. So there´s always kind of a clear goal to work towards.

But nothing conclusive comes up in ensemble stars, I don´t think. I mean first of all it´s a mobile game that keeps getting updated so there´s no “end” to the story that the player could reach. I´ve been thinking that maybe if it´s idol!player it could be to become the most popular idol group in the game? But then again, I really don´t know

So let´s skip that part of trying to make sense of it and instead just assume that it is possible to return somehow. Well, I think at first it´s very likely that everyone would try to work together to prevent you from leaving. They´re all desperate and don´t know what else to do. It´s the only chance to make you stay with them. It´s surely quite chaotic and there will be a lot of tension among everyone but they all realize that they have a common goal and need to work together.

But when one of them happens to find a way for them to leave the game with you and return to your world? Well, they´re obviously not going to share that secret with the others. The character in question is probably beyond excited because they can live together with you and none of the others will be competition because they´re in a completely different world altogether!

So yeah, they´re just going to leave everyone behind, no questions asked. There are only some exceptions to this, I feel like Mika would probably take Shu with him. I feel like even if he wants you for himself he still wouldn´t abandon the one person that has been with him all this time.

Now that you mention it, I guess you would look different to match the art style in the game while you´re there 🤔 

They´re definitely surprised to see how popular they are in your world but your opinion is the only one that actually matters to them. If you have any of their merch then they demand you to show it to them because it would make them super happy ( also it might inflate the ego of some of them lsdnfsl)

#yandere enstars x reader #yandere ensemble stars x reader #yandere enstars #yandere ensemble stars #enstars #ensemble stars #enstars x reader #ensemble stars x reader #ensemble stars self aware au #yandere self aware ensemble stars au #yandere self aware au #gn reader #cw yandere #yandere #yandere x reader #❄️ anon

[dawnmon]

A list of who and who should not be allowed into the Dream SMP 2 Writers Room (pretty much Do I Like Their Character/Think They’re Well Done).

I am also an Inniter. That says a lot I feel

Aimsey: Yes! Their lore at the start was very good. They pulled out Bangers for their first few lore streams and told a really good story that was ruined by the s4 curse.

Allowed

Antfrost: Don’t know much about his lore besides that he was in the eggpire. also bad tommy takes

Not Allowed (Bad Tommy Takes)

Awesamdude: Yes Absolutely! He’s one of the most consistent characters on the SMP, if not The most, and he plays three separate characters to boot. Very talented, very good lore

Allowed

BadBoyHalo: Nn. No. I loved the Eggpire arc but the s4 victim blaming towards c!Tommy was Not something I’m. comfortable with. So.

Not Allowed (Bad takes)

BoomerNA: Another person I don’t know the lore of too well. From what I Have seen, it was well made and had quite a bit of thought and effort into it. Joined very late into s3 so his potential hasn’t come to fruition.

Allowed

Callahan:

Allowed

CaptainPuffy: Her recent disrespect of lore, to be frank, didn't sit well with me. She’s making a different character for goofing off now, but her trend of droppings arcs before really starting them leads to a really inconsistent character. She also hopped on the c!Tommy Hate bandwagon, which makes zero sense since she was his therapist.

Not Allowed (Inconsistency)

ConnorEatsPants:

Allowed

Dream: He’s the literal owner of and titular character of the server who is tied to all lore. He also has not appeared in main s4, i miss him. I miss c!prime.

Allowed

Eret: Oh absolutely. Her lore is special and she deserves it.

Allowed

Eryn: Like Boomer, they joined very late into s3, but from what i’ve seen put in a lot of effort into their story. They utilize their character’s newness and chaotic nature well. Just needs more time to develop.

Allowed

Foolish Gamers: Absolute beast of a builder. As a writer as well, his character is interesting and his interactions with the egg arc were impactful and had huge consequences on his character. Really solid, though outside of egg lore and his Eret history I don’t know much.

Allowed

Fundy: A sparse character who doesn’t hop on often But Man when he does? He's an absolute treat and I adore his lore. So much effort is put in and he’s often swept to the side despite being a Lmanberg OG, so he gets this.

Allowed

GeorgeNotFound: it would be funny

Allowed

Hannahxxrose: From what I’ve seen of her lore? Yeah! It’s some cool stuff. I like her character. Not much else besides she absolutely was ready to murder Dream on multiple accounts and had nice bank lore.

Allowed

HBomb94: Haha cat maid. (also genuinely has a cool lore moment)

Allowed

ItsAlyssa: If she wants to

Allowed

JackManifoldTV: One of the only examples of a character who hates Tommy Well, because they used to be friends. Very good character.

Allowed

Jschlatt: Haha evil goat man. Seriously, a threatening yet comedic villain during Pogtopia.

Allowed

Karl Jacobs: Yes. His Tales stuff is absolutely phenomenal and expands on the lore so much. Absolutely impressive.

Allowed

LazarBeam and Vikkstar123: Their only lore to my knowledge is getting tortured by Dream and that qualifies them

Allowed

Michaelmcchill: He has some really cool stuff! His radio lore was super cool and I really wish he got to use it to interact more.

Allowed

Nihachu: Oh boy um. Niki’s character really isn’t one I’m too fond of? She’s in this really weird and really contradictory spot honestly. Earlier, it was great, but joining the Syndicate, trying to kill Tommy, and freeing Dream aren’t actions she seems to have reflected on or apologized for.

Not Allowed (Inconsistency)

Ph1LzA: Haha,, no. Terrible advice in s4, frees Dream with no consequences, kills his son and believes it’s justified, absolute mess. CC Phil is great but I Cannot stand his writing.

Not Allowed (Wtf is with this man)

Ponk: PONK! Yes. Really impactful stuff, and is ingrained in server history.

Allowed

Punz: So he’s one im on the fence for mostly because i really don’t like staged disc finale. It feels like a cheap twist for a cheap twist and it’s disappointing because I liked his character a lot before it. Disregarding it I Like his lore post breakout retcon with Dream but Man it sours me.

Not Allowed (On the fence)

Purpled: Really cool lore! Utilizes his lack of lore to actually better his character in the Las Nevadas Arc.

Allowed

Quackity: ABSOLUTELY! Las Nevadas is such an incredible arc and so much effort is put into his stuff. I could go on for ages but he’s such a good, consistent, and well written character.

Allowed

Ranboo: Mmmm. So, his decision to have irl time = smp time is just One of my many frustrations. I liked his lore in the start, but it’s been a year and a half and we’ve gotten basically no answers or payoff at all. His treatment of c!Tommy is also something that frustrates me a Lot looking back and it’s not intentional. I dunno. His character irritates me.

Not Allowed (Stagnation and c!Tommy treatment)

Sapnap: So I really liked his resolve to kill Dream and then. That arc died. But I Do really like his relationship with Dream and how that’s evolved. There’s some bits I am Eh on but nothing Too bad.

Allowed

Seapeekay: Another late addition but I really am intrigued by his stuff! It’s super neat. Deserves more time.

Allowed

Skeppy: Lol gem man. Honestly the table conversation alone should admit him but also his egg stuff was cool.

Allowed

Slimecicle: Yes! Such a good character oh wow. I really liked Slime/c!Charlie, his interactions with everyone were so amazing and I really wish he came back to life.

Allowed

Technoblade: No.

Not Allowed (Not in a million years.)

TinaKitten; Don’t know anything about their lore!

Not Allowed (Lack of knowledge)

TommyInnit: I’m an Inniter

Allowed

Tubbo: So even before he was a leading cause of my S4 distaste, he was kind of on the fence. Knocked it out of the Park with the L’MB anniversary stream, but Cookie Outpost was super Eh for me, and Saving Michael and Everything after was the nail in the coffin. Goodbye to 2/3 of Benchtrio, if only your writing was better.

Not Allowed (Ruined S4!)

Wilbur Soot: Last one, Wilbur! Yeah. Recent s4 mishap aside, such a solid character and writer especially. Should’ve stayed in written form but ultimately really good and deserves it.

Allowed

——————

All Unalloweds:

Tina (Don’t know enough)

Ant (bad tommy takes)

Tubbo (Ruined S4)

Puffy (Inconsistent and also soured S4)

Punz (Seemed to genuinely care about Tommy And Then Didn’t, plot twist bad)

BBH (Has Yikes takes on c!prime)

Everyone in Syndicate (minus connor)

#i will be slain for this ^^ #Tubbo neg #puffy neg #syndicate neg #bbh neg #antfrost neg #punz neg #dream smp #tommyinnit #dreamwastaken #wilbur soot #fundy #eret #jack manifold #quackity

[dragonpuff17]

Simply just go ham tell me all about the Friday night stabby crew. I wanna hear all of it from headcannons to your favourite, there is so little content about my favourite little guys and it makes me sad:(

was gonna talk about each person but i dont have the energy for that so just my faves. its still gonna be a long one

astro: THE BELOVED. my top favorite of the crew 100%. it was originally his alien theming that captivated me but i also really really enjoy watching him play! i think of him saying "i do a decent job of suppressing the inner chaos" all the time cause he may not come off like it but hes a lil silly guy, a chaotic neutral. hes very smart at playing among us, i wanna talk about some of my favorite moments: a) when he faked a task as a sheriff to lure an impostor and it WORKED, b) when he was impostor and part of the last 3 alive and purposely tied the vote because he knew there was a jester, c) killing Both impostors as sheriff multiple times, d) somehow carrying an impostor round when he had the giant role which made him super slow, e) him pulling off TWO arsonist wins out of the 3 that happened ever in fns (in the same session no less), f) (now for the sillier ones) when he killed pearl in front of scar, and g) making ppl pick a number between 1 and 20 in both among us and this team beat stream

brody: i love him sm hes so fucking funny and also incredible at the game!! i love his dynamic with astro, theyve been friends for a while so they know each others tells, and they always try to kill the other when one of them is impostor. the lawful good and the chaotic neutral, the tallest and the shortest, the sheriff and the jester, the alien and the human. i wanna talk about how he is statistically the best impostor, with a 54% win rate!! everyone seems to think its etho but his is only 50! he's so smart and also has a decent amount of wins with neutral roles. brody is also part of the impostor duo that has the best win rate, with impulse. theyve been partnered 20 times and won 15!! 75% wtf!!! his sarcasm is just so funny, i maintain that he and mrs t are the funniest people in the group. also shoutout to brody's cats doan and fitzgerald who are absolutely one of the reasons you should watch his vods

evil: EVIL MY BELEVIL!!!! despite his name and among us skin and whole brand he is. so so nice and so so silly. he's quieter during meetings because he doesn't like talking over people, but his pov is so worth it, he has a great contagious laugh. in the earlier sessions hes the only one who hated being impostor, which is incredibly funny given that His Name Is Evil. sometimes he decides to get a lil silly with it, such as the time he was sheriff and took a random shot to hopefully cause chaos, but was right and killed tango. bonus facts: his channel point rewards are playing audio clips of his friends' "opinions" of him, most of which are "evilnotion is a butt nugget and no one should like him" and he has been hosting jackbox games on twitch every saturday night for 7 years and they are a fun time

#friday night stabby #long post

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♥ antonio & cleona

♥ 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢'𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐨 . . .

gives nose/forehead kisses

cleo's like a foot shorter than him sooo it's antonio unless she climbs him . which she does often , but still .

gets jealous the most

the way i looked away from this . . . they're both a fucking jealous mess and not in the way any healthy relationship would be . they get angry and possessive annnndd it's not a good sign for the long run but they'll never leave each other .

picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

i think antonio's sooo coming to get his girl . he's so used to partying and being with the boys that she knows he'll get home safe . she on the other hand probably has security around , but throws a fit when she's drunk and they gotta tell tonio to come to get her .

takes care of on sick days

they're the type to take care of each other and end up getting sicker because of it . i def don't think they're v good patients and stubborn af . so it's probably funny af .

drags the other person out into the water on beach day

cleona would try to pull him but he's too strong for her . so whenever he wants to pull her into the water he just needs to pick her up . she really hates it sm !!

gives unprompted massages

cleona lives on him like a spider monkey and she’s def always rubbing him . kissing the back of his neck . rubbing his shoulders . i mean they be putting themselves in some hard positions. . . and kinky ones .

drives/rides shotgun

idk why but i feel like they get driven around a lot . when it's just them two tonio drives . especially if cleo's mad . he shouldn't trust her behind the wheel when she's pissed and even more so when she's mad at him . the next thing you know she's like that girl from stan . don't trust a mad cleo . . . too impulsive .

brings the other lunch at work

cleo would so bring him food when he's at the studio . pull him away for just a little when he's been working so hard . she misses her man and if he's home she's soooooo gonna come and get him . the band steals him for long enough . they need more time together .

has the better parental relationship

cleona def . y'know , fam over everything . her fam ain't all blood . take care of your own and their loved ones . bad behavior gets rewarded so . . . it's not like there's much that'll have her parents part from her . cleo doesn't fuck with his family bc they've all abandoned him at some point and she doesn't rock with that.

tries to start role-playing in bed

both of them depending on the night . i feel like they're so very chaotic that rping in bed is something that happens more than they'd realize . like , it'll just come outta nowhere . they get very into fucking each other and the moment that they won't even remember the little weird parts that happened . just saying shit .

embarrassingly drunk dancer

yea . . . it's going to be antonio . do i think most of my muses can dance ? yes . . . yes , i do . buuut listen , cleo comes from a mexican family that loves to party ( & other things ) . she's been dancing since she was young and i think tonio's not bad but he's something else when drunk . hmm . . . maybe it's actually her ? that she starts acting up when she drunk and the dancing turns into . . . flailing her arms around and being silly .

still cries watching titanic

neither of them ! they're so the types to make fun of that movie and a lot of super sweet / romantic movies . it just isn't them . they like passion and messy and a little toxic . the more reasons they have to leave each other the better .

firmly believes in couples costumes

cleo wants to twin with him always and when it comes to costumes they need to be as sick and twisted as them . very much does toxic couples ; harley & joker , chucky & tiff , just crazed lovers aesthetic because that's what they are .

breaks the expensive gift rule during christmas

both of them as his music career gets better ! but it's also always cleo . she only know the best so it's hard for her not to get it . she doesn't really check for the price of things . she has multiple cards and multiple streams of income , so she's all good .

makes the other eat breakfast

lol . . . neither or maybe cleo . they seem like they don't eat the best tbh . cleo def makes like dinner and / or has a chef come over to cook for them . that's probably who makes them breakfast . since they have unconventional lives they kinda just eat when they're hungry .

remembers anniversaries

neither of them . their phones are more likely to tell them it's their anniversary then they are to remember . they got a lot of things going on and they're fucking insane so what's an anniversary when you're gonna spend eternity together . when you're literally the same person spilt in different body .

brings up having kids

ooouufff i don't think they've really talked about it ? i wanna say if they do it's in a joke or in passing never seriously . however if they ever had a kid it would be the funniest thing . child(ren) will be so fucked up bc they're a fucking mess .

#༻ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 antonio bessa feat cleona ༺ #orbicularia #༻ 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐅𝐘 responses ༺

[stormblessed95]

so after today and hobi sharing the many gifts from jin for his birthday I think that we are in need of a “gush about 2seok moments” post bc these two are a trip.

also never getting over the many hilarious posts like this: https://twitter.com/bangtinyboyys/status/1494026530942373889?s=21

and this: https://twitter.com/fiddleyoumust/status/1494034031415111685?s=21

all over my timeline lol 😂 armys are hilarious!

LMAO I'm crying laughing! But okay okay, let's not forget to scribbled happy birthday paper in Hobis vlive was from Jin too. The tradition of writing on whatever scraps he has around did not die! And he does give super thoughtful presents to everyone too. But damn, did he really wine and dine and pamper the hell out of Hoseok for his birthday this year!! DESERVED!

2022 Hobis birthday, spoiled rotten!

2seok moments I love!! When they played the palm pushing game and Jhope kept pulling Jin in closer until he panicked and karate chopped Hobi in the neck 🤣 Hobi relax! The flirt was too much for all of us (from 2017 MAMA Countdown video)

The absolute chaotic ridiculous behavior that comes out of them when they are teamed up in Bon Voyage. Lmao Bon Voyage 2, they were so cuteee. That guy sitting next to them on the bus though was side eyeing the heck outta them the whole bus ride as they gave hearts and fed each other candy 🤣🤣 and the chaoticness that was 2seok acting a fool I'm BV3 together too. Hobi, please the savagery!

Someone save Hobi from Bangtan in low cut shirts for real 🤣🤣🤣

When they went in for a hug but accidentally kissed. Lmfao the immediate panicked reactions 🤣🤣 (this show is hilarious, but this moment in particular is 58:50 minutes in)

During their Docuseries Bring the Soul in episode 4, Hobi got sick and really wasn't feeling good at all. And Jin sweetly gave him his RJ giant plush that he had previously been cuddling all day before to try and help bring him comfort and I just MELTED

During seasons greetings 2018, the way Jin came sprinting over to Jhope complaining that it was hot just to cuddle into him. Lmao that's not going to help you cool down, but I love the sweetness! They cuddle anywhere all the time I swear. I adore it so much!!

These 2 are sooooo incredibly sweet together like for real!! I love them to pieces!!! They have such an incredible amount of sweet and funny moments together too.

#2seok moments i love

[lxvislxdy]

Imagine Bakugou x stoner!reader

So... maybe I got carried away, and maybe this turned into more of just you and the bakusquad being besties, but I literally love this concept and will 100% be writing more.

Warning(s): obvious mentions of drug use, and some language. All characters are 18+.

So, let’s say, just for the hell of it, that this is a quirkless!college!au 

just imagine...

- you befriend Sero and Denki first, meeting them in a class, and they love you right off the bat

- you’re personality just meshes so well with theirs, you become bffs almost instantly

- the three of you raise hell in that class, I’m convinced, like RIP to whoever sits near you goofs

- you slowly start to hang out outside of class. maybe it starts as a study sesh, but let’s be honest here. the three of you can’t focus to save your life, and eventually Sero asks if you guys wanna smoke

- and, to their complete surprise, you outsmoke them (Denki later bows down to you, literally, and proposes to you with a ring pop. he’s such a dork I love him)

- this becomes a weekly thing, as it should, and the three of you are practically attached at the hip

- your favorite part of hanging with them is, of course, all their crazy stories about their friends

- so of course they want to introduce you to the bakusquad, and you are just as eager to meet the rest of the group, if not a little nervous

- Denki and Sero assure you they’ll love you (”c’mon, you’re just like us, they’ll adore you!!!”) and they take you out to lunch with Mina and Kirishima

- now, if you thought you, Denki, and Sero was a chaotic trio, just wait until you add Mina to the equation

- Kirishima lives for the chaos and thinks you’re adorable, but the guy has his hands full keeping the four of you out of trouble, that’s for sure

- (when Bakugou’s not around, Kirishima is in charge of the braincell, I don’t make the rules)

- Mina immediately kidnaps you for a girls night, and is ecstatic about having a girl to hang out with her and the boys 

- (SIDE NOTE, Mina introduces you to Jirou, and the three of you are THE baddest bitches around, thank you. the three of you definitely have girl nights and either kick the boys out, or force them to join, face masks and all)

- anyway, you finally get the opportunity to meet Bakugou

- and, as always, he’s in a sour mood. but! you don’t let his grumpiness upset you, in fact, you take it in stride and throw his attitude right back at him

- you aren’t mean, and you certainly aren’t going out of your way to bug him, but if Bakugou makes a snide comment? you better believe you’re throwing one right back at him

- and at first, Bakugou is annoyed, and thinks you’re mocking him. like, who do you think you are? 

- but the more he gets to know you, he realizes that you’re way too sweet to be that mean. you fit right in with the idiots he’s friends with.

- and, to be honest, it drives him nuts. because he likes you. he likes you, and he likes when you snap back at him, and he likes watching you goof off and laugh with his friends

- in true Bakugou fashion, though, you’re convinced he hates you. it’s just the icing on top of the cake when one night you notice that every time you’re there, and Sero lights up, Bakugou disappears 

- when you finally tell Mina this, she laughs. actually laughs! and you’re just like ....what?

- turns out, Bakugou hardly ever smokes with them, and he’s just like that. 

“Trust me, babe,” Mina tells you, “It’s not you. Bakugou just doesn’t know how to relax, he’s got a terrible case of trust issues and a bad attitude to top it off. But he likes you, trust me! He’ll come around.”

- you weren’t so sure about that, but you take her word for it. 

- and then, one night it’s just you, Denki, Mina, and Bakugou, and he stays!

“Someone with a brain has to make sure you idiots don’t do something stupid.” He says, when you ask.

- that night ends up being one of the funniest nights of your life. the three of you are high as a kite, and everything is funny. seriously, you can’t stop laughing!

- then, you find out Bakugou’s birthday is on 4/20, and you have never been so excited in your life (so you say). it’s the funniest, most ironic thing to you

- you go up to Bakugou, grabbing both his arms by the biceps, and are going on and on about it, bouncing on the balls of your feet and giggling, and Bakugou just listens to you talk and he blushes 

- you’re adorable, and he can’t lie to himself anymore, he likes you. he really likes you. and this realization really freaks him out (he calls Kirishima later that night absolutely freaking out, and he has to totally calm him down. Kiri ships it)

- over the next month or two, he tries his best to not give himself away, but it’s so hard. 

- he starts sticking around when everyone smokes together, and sitting next to you during movie nights (because you always fall asleep, and theres a good 80% chance you end up leaning on his shoulder), and he offers to help when you complain about a class you’re struggling with

- and it all comes to a head one night when he gets jealous. 

- he was definitely reading too much into things, but he swears you’re acting clingy with Sero, leaning on his shoulder, and grabbing his arm when you laugh, and playing with his hair. he definitely has himself convinced Sero is making a move on you, and he’s pissed.

- at some point during the hangout, he gets up and storms out of the room, and no one really notices but you and Kiri. after a minute or two you’re curiosity gets the best of you, so you go after him

- he’s in the kitchen, glaring at this plant Denki and Sero have (that is totally, 100% dying, and probably can’t be saved) and he’s pouting

“I don’t think staring at it is gonna bring it back to life.” You say, and he just looks at you weird and asks what you want

- you say you’re just checking on him, and he asks why you care. and you’re just like dude ??? i care about you? hello? we’re friends ??

- and Bakugou, being himself, snaps at you and makes some kind of rude comment

- so you snap back, offended because you’d just wanted to check on him

- and halfway through you telling him what a jerk he is, he kisses you

- he kisses you like his life depends on it, because he’s still pissed off about Sero and, come on, Bakugou Katsuki doesn’t do anything halfway

- and maybe the two of you make out in the kitchen for way longer than you want to admit

- and maybe you laugh and call him an idiot when he tells you he was jealous of Sero

- and maybe Denki catches the two of you, and screams like a little girl on christmas morning

- cue protective Denki and Sero telling Bakugou he better not EVER hurt you... and then crying happy tears a minute later because you’re so cute together

- after that, Bakugou is literally never seen without you by his side. he walks you to class, cooks you dinner at least once a week, helps you study and takes you out every time you ace a test. this man knows your coffee order, and has your schedule memorized, it’s impressive 

- god forbid he see’s you eating junk food

- listen, he knows how Denki and Sero eat when they get the munchies, okay, and that is absolutely not allowed. this man is such a simp behind closed doors, he will literally make you homemade snacks for when you go smoke with the guys. 

- he’s not the greatest with words, okay, but he loves you and he shows it through small things like that. he’s always pushing you to do your best, and bragging about you, and doing little things to remind you how much he cares

- he’s also a little over protective, but he means well, and cmon it’s kinda cute when he get’s jealous, sometimes

- but overall you guys are just the cutest couple. like the bakusquad is absolutely obsessed. (you make Bakugou soft, but don’t tell him they said that)

- and sure you fight over little things every once in a while, but you learn how to handle Bakugou’s attitude quick, and it never lasts too long. 

- if you do have a big fight, you take a step back and let each other cool down, and then you make Bakugou talk it out. he hates it at first, because sharing his feelings is so not something he wants to do, but it does help and he knows it.

- if, on the rare occasion, the two of you have a bad fight you can’t resolve on your own, therapist Kiri is there to save the day

Bonus:

- now, let’s get down to the whole reason i made this au in the first place

- the first time the two of you celebrate his birthday after getting together, he makes it clear that the day of he just wants to spend it with you

- so the weekend closest to his bday, the whole squad goes out and celebrates, but when it comes to his actual bday? Bakugou has a surprise for YOU

- you show up to his apartment, not really knowing what to expect, and this man pulls out a pan of brownies

- yeah, those brownies

- turns out, he and Sero used to sell them in high school

“What? Sero already sold, and I can cook, so we just... did it. It was good money.”

“How could you keep this from me?! Have I told you recently that I adore you?”

He just laughs, “You’re such a dork.”

- so you have the PLEASURE of getting high with Bakugou for the first time

- and let me just tell you, you’re in for a treat

- Bakugou. is. so. clingy. as soon as it hits, you know, because he’s wrapping his arms around you and pulling you into his lap

- he’s speaking so softly?? and he’s just relaxed, and content with holding you and talking about anything and everything, just cuddling with music in the background

- high! makeout sessions! with Bakugou! that’s it, that’s literally it. he is INSATIABLE 

- the man just wants to kiss you, for hours, okay? give him what he wants!!

- he used to get super paranoid, that’s why he doesn’t smoke much, but with you he’s calm and comfortable, and not anxious

- it becomes tradition to make brownies on both of your birthdays, and you look forward to it all year

- and every once in a while, Bakugou will smoke with the squad, and they quickly learn that he can’t keep his hands off of you when he’s high. they tease him relentlessly, and Sero and Denki definitely have asked him (aka whined to him) to stop hogging all your attention

- also, he definitely lights the bowl for you, because he is a gentlemen

- shotgun kisses. yup. that’s all I have to say.

before I get carried away again, this is the end. Thank you for reading! I literally can’t get enough of this au I’m in love with it!! I’ll be writing more of this au soon, hopefully, and my requests are open!! 

#boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #mha imagines #bnha #bnha imagine #mha x reader #bnha x reader #bakugou katsuki #bakugou x reader #soft bakugou #quirkless au #college au #stoner au #bakusquad #bakugou fluff #bakugou imagine #bakusquad headcanons #bakugou headcanons #i can't get over this concept #it lives rent free in my brain #Kirishima Eijirou #mina ashido #sero hanta #denki kaminari #jirou kyouka

[honey-milk-depresso]

Playing Genshin (TWST Octatrio)

HI IM PROCRASINATING ON XIAO’S PART 3 MUTE FATUI SO LETS DO TWST WONDERLAND INSTEAD CUZ IM INSPIRED *chokes* please don’t kill me-

Jade Leech

This smug heathen

He is smug as hell-

Honestly I cannot understand myself-

Why I think his gacha pull luck is insane-

He pulls three 5 STARS ON THE FIRST PULL

W T F

“Oya oya? I gotten Zhongli, Diluc and...oh! Perfect! A C5 Qiqi! Hmhm~”

Stop flexing-

We get it-

U so lucky

H M P H

Ok but seriously though-

his team set up is   L E G E N D A R Y

It’s made up of the best 5 stars (and one 4 star) you could think of.

He uses Hu Tao as his Main DPS, Zhongli as his support, Qiqi as his healer and Xingqiu as his sub dps.

I want to believe that Xingqiu was his first ever 4 star that led him to become oh so frickin lucky at every other pull-

And he got attached to him, so-

A N Y W A Y S

Co op with him on a date to defeat a Pyro Regisvine while he sits with you on a couch with his head on top of yours,

he slings his arms in front of you and holds his phone, while looking at yours.

He thinks it’s so funny when you pout and complain or just straight up feral rage quit when you lose it about how stupid the pyro regisvines are.

This is now his favorite thing to do after a long day of  chasing idiots down work.

Just relaxing and playing Genshin with his s/o.

So wholesome.

Floyd Leech

He frickin loves this game.

He loves everything about it.

And he wants you to play!

If you already have the app, then he’ll ask you to co op with him!

If you don’t, he’ll ask you to install, and he’ll go into your world to co op with you!

Either way you still play with him-

And I like to think his first 5 star was Klee,

because she’s a cute child that destroys everything

Super fun and chaotic!

And he also uses her as his main dps like Jade does,

just that it doesn’t matter who is good for what role.

So long he likes the character, he puts em on his team

Cmon now Floyd bby

Like-

C’ m o n-

Klee is his main dps, Venti is his support (he took his time to grind up primos for this, if he didn’t get Venti, he would rage quit during Venti’s banner-) (he also like Venti cuz he makes him laugh all the time-), Xiangling as his sub dps (Xiangling cooks, she’s cute, but not as cute as you obviously, and he totally gets her weird nature-) and he uses Xinyan as his other support.

No healer

*inhales* FLOYD-

I STAN XINYAN AND HER COOL GUITAR BUT COME ON

3 PYROS GKGJGTUYG-

Ok but he stills manages to be pretty good and survive well in the game.

He have you lie on your stomach, while he’s beside you lying on his back on his bed just playing Genshin for hours.

Bonus he brings in the s n a c k s

Super fun playing with him and he doesn’t really get all rage quit mode when you’re beside him.

cuz he’s more happy playing when you’re around <3

Azul Ashengrotto

Sorry man

Ironically and unironically has the worse luck amongst the three.

4 stars EVERYTIME-

GKJGBGVJ

Watch him go into a rage quit in his office chair so fcking abruptly.

“FCKING- I DON’T EVEN USE NOELLE-”

Ok but we love wholesome Noelle-

He does too, but-

he just salty

He wants Jade’s luck-

his first 5 star was Zhongli-

And the only 5 star he’ll ever get

He tried getting Xiao but only got a shit ton of Beidous and Noelles.

He tried getting Hu Tao but got a shit ton on Xingqius and Chongyuns

He has to REALLY put thought into his team set up.

Benette is his only healer, he got no other healer character which sucks-

Couldn’t even get Jean our boy is sad-

Zhongli is his support, the only thing he’s proud of, Yanfei as his main dps because he likes Yanfei and Xingqiu and literally just completed his constellation for the number of godamn times he gets him.

Sticks with this team, sometimes he uses the actual main team: Traveller (Anemo), Kaeya, Lisa and Amber for the fun of it.

24 hour grind is real my dude-

When he wants to have genshin dates with you, co op with him, expect to see him ask you to roll for him when his desired banner comes out-

He saved up a shit ton of primogems-

he. will. get. the . 5. star. exclusive. 

Co op with him to raid Geovishap, Oceanid, Stormterror and Childe to hear this man rage quit on his bed with you probably laughing your ass off.

“FCKING CHILDE, DAMNIT I SHOULD’VE PUT FISCHL FOR THIS-”

ok but jk he thinks Childe is cool-

And he really likes Liyue

Aesthetic and “pay your taxes”

#twst #twisted wonderland #octavinelle #azul ashengrotto #floyd leech #jade leech #azul ashengrotto x reader #floyd leech x reader #jade leech x reader #genshin #genshin impact #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #octavinelle x reader #twst azul #twst floyd #twst jade #twisted wonderland jade #twisted wonderland azul #twisted wonderland floyd

[down-in-devildom]

Hello! I saw that your request is open. Can I request for some hcs for the brothers with a very giving mc, but when they try to do something nice for them they get defensive/guilty like "who are you why are you nice to me I'M the nice one here, don't do nice things for me I feel bad?!?" And tries not to burden them in any way. Thank you! I love the way you write uwu

Thank you for the request! Also, I hope people will let others do nice things for them without thinking they don't deserve it or something. You are worth being treated well!!!😤 I also had a hard time naming this request...

Brothers react to MC not accepting returned favors 

cw: guilt tripping(?)

Lucifer

Lucifer was enjoying a date with MC after completing a sizable portion of his work early thanks to them lending a hand. They were dining at the Ristorante Six when he noticed MC scanning the menu very intensely

The grimace the MC did every so often raises some concerns for him. When the MC says that they want to order a small soup of the day, Lucifer looks at them with a raised brow

He could have sworn MC would be famished after having their lunch stolen from them by Beelzebub around noon. MC could not have possibly have had the time to eat a snack, what with all the paperwork and organizing they did for him after classes to try to lighten his workload

When Lucifer asked if that would be enough, MC's stomach let out a mighty roar in response. Lucifer was now suspicious that MC was holding back for some reason so he decides to order the food for the both of them. He signals for a waiter and makes sure to order MC's soup of the day as well as a dish or two he believes would be to their taste

When MC starts to protest about not wanting to be a burden and have him pay a fortune, Lucifer waves off the concerns and assures them they needn't worry about that. Besides, he wants nothing more than for MC to enjoy themselves after helping him earlier

"I don't want to burden you and make you pay for my meal. I am always happy to help but I don't want you to feel obligated to do something in return."

Lucifer is taken aback before he sighs and gives MC a serious and pointed look. "I am a demon that takes pride in my ability to deal out suitable punishments and rewards as I see fit. It will do you well not to question my generosity"

Mammon

Mammon felt like he was in debt to MC for helping him study and pass his latest exam. He could not afford to fail his fourth semester in a row without Lucifer finding out and skinning him alive! He doesn’t normally feel the need to do anything to actually pay people back, but he felt like he really owed MC for this one

When Mammon and MC were visiting the flea market to find some cool trinkets that can probably be resold for a profit on Akuzon, he noticed the MC’s gaze lingering on a small golden ring with intricate engravings. He makes a bit of a show of paying for the ring before losing some of his bravado and shoving his hand in the MC’s face and demanding they take it

MC looks a bit confused before thinking it was something that Mammon thought would resell well and tried to put it in the basket they carried to hold the rest of their haul

“No, ya got it all wrong. I got it for ya to- ya know- thank ya for helpin’ me the other day. I woulda been a goner without you...or something” he mumbles while trying not to look directly at them

“That’s funny and all but what’s the catch? I’m pretty sure you don’t normally give away things or do anything without expecting anything in return”

Although MC does not appear to mean any harm from the comment, it kind of stung a little for Mammon. They can’t seem to grasp that they were special and he WANTED to give them things.

Mammon becomes a bit more sullen about the ordeal and may not give anything directly to the MC from then on. He will opt instead to leave little trinkets in their room or claim he found some trash he needed to get rid of (even though it would clearly be something of value). He does not really know how to show his thanks in any other way so he is kind of stuck in a cycle of trying to backhandedly show his gratitude without his motives being questioned

Satan

Satan’s room was an absolute mess, more so than usual, when MC was kind enough to lend a hand in helping him organize his massive collection of books into something a little less chaotic

He found an ancient tome full of old runes and herbal medicines that he thought he saw MC flipping through while taking a quick break from organizing his things, and assumed it would be a nice token of his gratitude. It was inlaid with gold leaf and the engraved relief on the cover was done with a clearly skilled hand, making the old book really stand out

“Please, take this tome as payment for your time. I would have lost my mind, surely, if you did not help me in my time of need, like you did”

MC’s eyes widened with surprise before seeming to nod and say they would return the book to him later, after they take down some notes for their next hex exam. When he clarifies that he wishes for them to keep the book, MC looked taken aback

“I couldn’t possibly take one of your books! I don’t expect anything for helping you out and you shouldn’t feel the need to pay me back for something I was more than willing to do anyway. It is kind of weird for you to want to give away your books like this when you closely monitor anybody else that takes them”

Satan’s eyebrow twitches just the slightest and he has to keep his smile in place to try to not alarm MC when his irritation spikes slightly. They don’t seem to understand that him thanking them with a gift versus him guarding his collection from Mammon are two different things entirely

He leans a bit into the MC’s space with his smile still plastered on and looks them dead in the eyes. “Do you mean to tell me that the tome is not to your liking?” MC kind of feels forced to take the book and thanks Satan before making a hasty retreat to their own room. Satan takes the newfound space to clear his mind and start thinking of other ways that he can possibly approach the matter in the future without pressuring MC into accepting his generosity

Asmodeus

Asmo’s life and reputation was saved when MC responded to his emergency text asking for a very specific shirt to be brought to his photoshoot. One of the assistant demons did NOT get the memo when he said that he was more of a skull-scream peach kind of guy then a wailing-melon toned guy and the outfit assembly was not doing his beautiful complexion any favors

When Asmo got out from his shoot, he felt like he absolutely had to repay MC for going out of the way for him. He went straight to Majolish and picked out a new outfit for them that he was sure they would look absolutely fantastic in and then hurried home to wrap it up nicely 

Asmo presents the gift with flourish before asking for the MC to open it so he can watch their reaction. Asmo was not disappointed by the stunned look on their face and the silent ‘o’ their mouth made, but got a little put out when they said they could not possibly accept it. Didn’t they like it? Surely he did not pick something that wasn’t to their taste

“I can’t accept this, Asmo, it is way too sweet and generous of a gift! I had to go in the direction of your shoot today anyway so it wasn’t a burden to drop off your shirt. Please don’t reward me for something like that!”

Asmo has met a variety of demons and people over the millenia and can tell that there was something about the gift itself that was making them uncomfortable. He still is firm with them and insists that if he spent the grimm on them, they should take the gift, but starts thinking of other ways to maybe show his thanks in the future

Do words of praise and gratitude make them squirm? How about physical affection? Would a kiss count as a thanks they are willing to accept? He sure hopes so but he wants to show he appreciates them and will try to show it in any way possible until they accept it

Beelzebub

Beelzebub was starving! More so than usual and that is not a pretty sight. He was at RAD during one of the classes when he noticed that his snack bag had mysteriously gone missing when he tried to reach in to pull out a protein bar. His stomach loudly protested and he was starting to eye up some of his classmates as if they were on the menu. MC saved the day when they came rushing in with the aforementioned missing snack bag, that they found in the hallway

Beel was able to happily munch away for the rest of the lesson and it seemed like the whole class let out a collective sigh of relief. Beel was very grateful for the MC taking the time to deliver him his snack bag and decided to treat them to Hell’s Kitchen after school 

MC agreed to go willingly and ordered their food while Beel asked for well over half the menu. After they ate, Beel reached for the tab but found slight resistance when he finally looked at the bill and saw MC’s hand was also on it. When Beel stated that it was his treat for them saving him early, he was met with some pushback

“Please do not feel like you have to pay for me. Giving you the snack bag was for everybody’s benefit, so it actually came from a place of selfishness, really. I do not deserve you paying for me.”

Beel’s heart pinged a little at that. Did MC mean he was so close to losing control that they only helped him out of pity? Out of fear? He knew he was a big and his hunger knew no end, but it kind of hurt to be seen as a threat that needed to be controlled with readymade snack bags like that

Beel kind of shakes it off quickly enough and starts to think that maybe they just didn’t like the meal as much as him and was trying to spare him from paying for something they didn’t really want. He takes the time to watch MC over the next few days to see if there are other foods that they may like better. That was the problem, right? Maybe something from Madam Screams was more their style? How about that crepes stand in the park that was super delicious?

Belphegor

Belphegor was not having a great day. For one, he was awake and for two, he was tasked with doing laundry for HoL this week and he was super behind on his assigned chore. If Asmo pestered him one more time about properly separating out the colors and Lucifer lectured him about how to properly fold fitted sheets, he may just have to be imprisoned in the attic again. Luckily for him, MC took some time out of their schedule to help him finish quicker

Belphie was thankful enough that he figured he could allow them to nap with him as an award. Do not mind the fact that MC always takes naps with him but this time can be a little bit special. He nicked a projector from RAD the following day and set it up in the attic so that it would project constellations on the walls and ceilings. He also made a really comfortable pillow fort for them to share. This took a lot of work on Belphie’s part so it was a privilege for MC to join him

When the MC finally arrived at the attic after Bephie texted them to meet him up there, they were not expecting the space to be turned into such a nice and cozy room. Belphie explained that it was as a thank you for the help the other day after they kept just standing in the doorway. He then demanded they came and laid down with him

“You didn’t have to put all this work into making this space for me! It was just folding laundry. It wasn’t that big of a deal, I promise”

Belphie turns his back on them and kind of pouts into his pillow. If they don’t appreciate him sacrificing sleep to make them happy and feel appreciated, then who cares. He can nap just fine by himself and he is hard press to prove the point

After the MC stands there for a little bit and then finally decides to join him in the pillow fort, Belphie ignores them for a bit. Neither of them move from their spots until Belphie sighs and rolls over to use their chest as a pillow. If all this work really was for nothing, he might as well enjoy his well-earned nap better with a warm body pillow

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....I gave up on proof reading this part way so I hope it is okie dokie

-Leo

#OBEY ME #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #Obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me brothers #obey me mc #obey me requests #obey me request #shall we date mammon #shall we date belphegor #shall we date lucifer #shall we date satan #shall we date mc #shall we date asmodeus #shall we date beelzebub #cw guilt tripping

[kimberly-spirits13]

Roy Harper Dating HC (Request):

Batfam:

This guy is already experienced with the Batfam

He meets you through missions and then gets closer and closer without the help of Jason

That helps a lot since Jason can trust him more

jay knows that you have a good sense of placement and that you can take care of yourself

So he just gives his blessing and moves on

Roy is the kind of guy that Bruce doesn't want you dating

He's the bad boy the dads are always trying to keep their daughters away but eventually, over time Roy earns his trust and blessing more and more

It starts out with him taking you on nice, simple dates

From beach walks and junk food picnics to an amusement park and movies, he makes sure to spend time with you

After any very stressful week of solving cases and patrol, he pulls you onto the couch to watch stupid reality TV or Star Wars movies

Totally an older- classic movie fan as well

Dude's a fanboy to things and you cannot change my mind

he stays in the cave working on his arrows and technique while you either train or work cases

Always teasing you and flirting

If you get a costume change, he notices (like really notices 🙃)

When Bruce annoys you, Roy is the kind of person that'll throw his fingers up like the bat ears on Bruce's suit and mock him

*Roy running around chaotically* I AM VenGeAnCe, I AM THE NigHT, I AM BaTMAn

it's pretty funny but he'd rather die than be caught by anyone but you since that'd be scary if it were B and embarrassing if it were anyone else

Superfam:

This dude SLOW BURN ROMEO AND JULIET

Clark does not approve

Basically the only way that you can get to Roy is when you're on a mission or with the league

Maybe you'd also be hanging with the Batfam since that's a thing for the Super and Bat kids to do

Jon and Kon aint no snitches so they say NOTHING

Kon does make the pact with Roy that he won't say anything but if Roy hurts you, it's done for him

Clark is very sure to make sure that you're always safe and sound

Which is annoying

At first you only really see Roy as the player guy with issues whom your dad always said to stay away from

and of course Superman knows best so you went with it

Lois knew that you'd have a crush on him eventually

After months and months of slowly getting more and more comfortable with Roy, you two went on your first date

It was secret and you had to make sure that your dad would never know

The time that Clark finally accepted it was when you were shot with Kryptonite by Luthor

Clark was devastated that he couldn't get to you since he was tied up at the moment during the same mission a few blocks away

Roy was the first on the scene and extracted the bullet making sure to give you an antidote

It saved your life and Clark owed it to him

You're always hanging out now

he teaches you to shoot with his bow and is impressed when you already know since it's a farm thing

Though he does teach you things that you wouldn't've gotten at the farm

You'll fly him up into the air to practice bird's eye shooting

best team work

Basically your high school sweetheart turned long lasting romance

Speedsters:

Crack heads

you two are insanely chaotic all the time

Going everywhere

Doing everything

Basically you have weekly movie nights, always running around, road trips, insane patrols and missions

Like ya'll do be doin the most

Barry and the rest accept him and love him

Wally is already close with Roy and so he's cool with it

He trusts Roy

Roy basically has the time of his life every single day

Flirting and pun gods

You, Jason, Roy, Wally, Star, Artemis, and Bazzaro are basically the Outlaw Justice League which is pretty awesome

The Justice League but mouthier and more likely to flip off a diplomat

Not that they didn't deserve it

He always makes sure that there's food

Very very important because a hangry Speedster is a terrifying site

He's also prone to having a very might metabolism

So there's always food

He likes energy drinks and was terrified the first time that you got your hands on one

It was non-stop chaos and now he hides caffeine and everything energy drink wise from you

absolutely not happening

Green Lantern:

He is always hanging out with you and that's that

Best friends to lovers

always wants to know things about your ring

Literally makes you create a crossbow or bow and arrows so that he can saw he's used the Green Lantern's weapons

Just so that he can do that, that's the only reason

May or may not have convinced you to create a massive crossbow so he can launch himself at a villain or something stupidly dangerous that you didn't have time to say no to

Always playing pranks on each other whether that be basic pranks or full on elaborate kind of collapse on floor pranks from laughing

Roy always misses you on your missions outside of Earth and makes sure to ask tons of questions when you get back since sometimes the missions are actually really really cool

You drag him to the League's tower since you have to go there for briefings

The best road trip music taste

Just a random thing but he probably has great music

Just sayin

makes you watch old movies especially sci-fi even if you've already seen them

Immaculate tv show taste

You create some really awesome archery courses for him to run which really help with training

All request are completed and coming out within the next few days, went ahead and got this done since my best friend asked for it lmao but they are coming quickly and daily, plus the Dick and then Bruce series are to come

#dc x reader #dc comics #dc characters #batfam x reader #batboys x reader #batfam #headcanon #teen titans x reader #teen titans #teen titans x y/n #roy harper x y/n #roy harper x you #roy harper x reader #roy harper #arsenal #Arsenal x reader #red arrow #green arrow #red hood and the outlaws #outlaws x speedster #outlaws x reader #outlaws

[nyasth3tic]

prompt: reader has a very soft and cute aesthetic, but is chaotic as hell requested by: anon! characters: Rantaro Amami, Celestia Ludenberg pronouns: they/them, reader is gender neutral warnings: one f-word because I’m a bad bad boy and swear at every second that I can, you pull out a knife, you also cause arson a/n: Anon this is big brain. I love this idea!! Had lots of fun with this one, thanks so much for requesting! <33 Sorry for making you wait, I’ve been feeling unmotivated for a while. ^^’ Either way, I hope you enjoy! 

CELESTIA:

Ok right off the bat, Celeste ADORES your aesthetic.

You two are so different and yet match so well?? It’s like you were meant to be!

You always borrow each other’s jewelry and clothing, especially if you’re into lolita fashion like she is. And if you also wear skirts, you’re constantly exchanging petticoats!!

She always found you attractive - both looks wise and in general! She couldn’t help but be drawn to you.

But when you pulled out a knife on someone who was making her uncomfortable once??

*will smith voice* ah that’s hot

After finding out how chaotic you are she embraces her own chaotic side. Now you two are hot and making it everyone else’s problem.

You two are literally on the same wavelength!! Both of you are a lot more than what meets the eye, and she finds so much comfort in knowing she’s not alone. She feels like you’re her other half. <33

RANTARO:

Oh my god he adores you what-

You’re so!! Precious!! He literally melts every time he sees you!!

He would literally never guess that you are this 🤏 close to causing arson on the daily.

And he’s either the voice of reason or goes along with your shenanigans and there is no in between.

He genuinely finds the fact that you’re a fucking chaos machine so funny- he loves seeing people’s reactions to you casually lighting a trashcan on fire HDG-

“S/O WHAT ARE YOU DOING”

“arson~!! o((*^▽^*))o💞💖🌸🌈 ”

While Rantaro just stands on the side sipping on a caprisun like “yup. That’s my pardner.”

He’s quick to jump in if he thinks you may get hurt, so he’s a bit protective, but other than that he doesn’t mind your vibes at all!!

You two are an unlikely ass duo but you get along super well! He feels like you bring a lot of Energy™ and Excitement™ into his life - the kind that, without you, he would never get to experience, even during his trips around the world.

And honestly, he wouldn’t have it any other way. <33

#pawing away ... 🌸 my writing #danganronpa x reader #danganronpa thh x reader #celestia ludenburg x reader #celestia x reader #celestia x reader hcs #celestia x reader headcanons #danganronpa v3 x reader #v3 x reader #rantaro amami x reader #rantaro x reader #rantaro x reader hcs #rantaro x reader headcanons

[redswanned]

Roommates! w/ Jean+Connie+Sasha

oh boy where do I start

so! you decide to move into an apartment with your friends Jean, Connie, and Sasha

cause the dorms at your college were hella overpriced

saving money was great, and how bad could it be living with 3 of your closest friends?

since it was a 2 bedroom apartment you shared a room with Sasha 

Connie and Jean shared the other bed room

sharing a room with Sasha was interesting to say the least

Her side of the room was pretty messy most of the time but also organized at the same time?

like she knew where all of her stuff she needed was among the mess

it was impressive tbh

sneaks in snacks all the damn time

but she gives you “half” so you won’t tell Jean or Connie

weekends at night was so fun with Sasha

you two basically had slumber parties

so so so much snacks

doing each others’ hair and laughing and joking around watching movies

you guys laugh so hard sometimes Jean or Connie will yell at you guys to shut up which makes you two laugh even more

sometimes Sasha forgets about food she brings in

one day you woke up to a NASTY smell coming from Sasha’s side of the room

“Sasha it smells like something died wtf is that??”

“Oh! There’s where that steak went!”

she pulls out a whole ass steak from underneath her bed

it was green... and fuzzy....

you almost threw up when she debated taking a bite out of it. 

that being said you slept on the couch for the next few days because of trauma

anyways

you also had to deal with/live with Jean and Connie too

which was kind of annoying but funny at the same time

depending on your mood

for example, whenever Connie and Sasha prank Jean you always end up laughing your ass off

but Connie’s pranks occur at the worst times sometimes

like one time Jean came home late around midnight after studying late at the library with Marco

so Connie thought it would be funny to prank him by slipping underneath his bed

when Jean entered the room he was too tired to even consider where Connie was. 

when he reached his bed Connie grabbed his leg from underneath the bed

that was the loudest you’ve ever heard Jean scream

its kinda funny now that you think back at it 

but boi in that moment you were pissed

they woke you up!! but not Sasha somehow

you barged into their room to find Connie laughing with tears streaming down his face and Jean who looked like he just had a heart attack

“WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON ITS ALMOST 1 IN THE MORNING!?”

“HAHAHAH I- HAHAHA- I GRABBED HIS- HAHAHA LEG” laughed Connie who was barely able to talk

insert eyeroll from you

“Jean what happened?”

seeing you all pissed somehow scared Jean more

“I- don’t know?” was all he said before he started crying??

he was super sleep deprived and the last thing he needed was to be spooked and yelled at

“Bro it was just a prank!” said Connie who was shocked at Jean’s expression

you couldn’t possibly yell at your sleep deprived roommate who was emotional af so you just gave him a hug

and gave Connie a well deserved lecture

so now you guys have a no pranks after midnight rule

don’t worry Jean got Connie back

he put a fake spider inside Connie’s laptop and boi Connie screamed louder than Jean that day

when it comes to cooking its usually you, Sasha, or Jean 

Jean makes the best omelettes for breakfast every Saturday

everyone asks for seconds while Sasha asks for her fourth lol

you and Sasha usually make dinner or lunch throughout the week

Sasha makes the best steak and you make (fave food)

Connie tried to make cookies once and the cookie dough was amazing

but he accidentally burnt them and convinced himself he needs a break from the kitchen (unless its to eat)

you’re surprised you can even get your homework done with these chaotic people

Usually you just finish your homework in your room or with Jean at the kitchen table since he’s the calmest

you often tutor Sasha and Connie much to their delight and you’re a great tutor

their grades have been improving so much since you guys started living together

Connie was so grateful that he bought you your fav coffee/tea every day for a week

during breaks when you all are still at the apartment you guys just chill and watch movies

or do chaotic things

like one time Connie just happened to find a Ouija board

and the rest of you were dumb enough to play with it with him

needless to say you, Connie, and Sasha were scared shitless when the “ghost” said yes when asked if it was in their apartment

“Oh come on guys ghosts aren’t even real” said Jean

that night everyone somehow crowded onto Jean’s bed since he was the least scared

you thankfully woke up to no ghost 

instead you woke up to Connie’s elbow in your ribs

and Sasha’s head resting on your thighs

and your head in Jean’s armpit *gag*

and that’s how you developed claustrophobia in beds jk

it was nice being curled up with some of your closest friends after being scared of something silly

they definitely made your college days so much more fun

you were actually sad knowing this living situation would be temporary 

but for now you were gonna embrace the chaoticness of living with them

#attack on titan x reader #aot x reader #jean kirschtein x reader #connie x reader #connie springer x reader #sasha braus x reader #sasha x reader #aot imagines #aot headcanons #snk x reader #shingeki no kyojin x reader #snk imagines

[toujoursmiraculous]

Thoughts & Reaction to GABRIEL AGRESTE

I'm going to start off by saying the biggest part of the episode was spoiled for me while browsing YouTube last night. So my reaction to that part of it was really meh because I already knew about it ahead of time. It has nothing to do with what I think about the episode itself though! I'm just really sad and disappointed that if it's not Gloob or another official source that spoils, it's random fans of the show that won't respect others. I'm also feeling quite discouraged about the fandom, particularly after this episode so I'm a little more affected by that + my mood & problems in RL in this post. I'm sorry x.x So because this episode has brought up things that do lean more on the negative side, I want to make you all aware that this isn't a really silly, happy reaction, as the episode in itself wasn't really silly or happy, but more serious and brought up a lot of serious things. So if you're not really looking for that type of reading today, I totally understand! Just kind of the way it worked out with this episode. I'm sure the next episode will have a lot more light and funny moments! Alright so opening scene is the end of another akuma attack. A nice shake-up to the usual! Gabriel mentions their "alliance" and then Adrien calls it a club. That apparently Chloe and Kagami are also members of.

I keep seeing it being called a cult, and I'm going to point out again that this is a show still aimed at kids in elementary school. While obviously they have some "club" of some kind, I think calling it a cult is a bit out there. Thomas has said before that the show won't touch on religion and religion is in the very definition of a cult. Obviously something's going on, but let's not always jump to the absolute worst-case, dark and depressing, or most chaotic scenario and then try to push it like it's canon. It's pretty sus I admit, but still. Amelie and Felix is so adorable and would probably be what Emilie and Adrien's relationship looks like to an extent, so I feel both happy and sad watching them. 😭 And then the scene where Adrien goes to Nathalie to talk about what's bothering him alsdjgalsd back to back scenes that pulls the heartstrings a bit for me! Marinette's friends are like, time to get more hands on deck to help you with Adrien! Oh kids, no no no. You don't understand that no matter what you do, something's going to always go wrong! It's super sweet that they're supportive, but oh no lol "On the outside, your story seems complicated. But really...it's simple." No, no. You two were right the first time. It seems complicated...because it is! Oh dear, this is going to get out of hand. I freaked out over the art in Nath and Marc's story. Not what it's of, exactly, just the art style! Immediately looks like Sleeping Beauty and I've always really liked that style so much. x3 It's also clear that a lot of time went into those pictures! Well goodness! Not only is Chloe horrible for spying like that, but Sabrina's fall and faceplant on the table though o.o Is she okay? She fell a good 12 feet or more! The kids were planning on having her tell him how she feels about him at school. Where he'd be guaranteed to attend, without interference from his father. Not his home, not some Parisian landmark, not during a photoshoot. At school. So she wasn't stalking him or anything. And it wasn't even her idea, and she didn't reach out to ask for help, her friends volunteered it. Now thanks to Chloe and her spying and threatening to expose that plan the kids were telling Mariette about to Gabriel, with the intention of Adrien being taken out of school, of course Marinette has to go and try to stop him from seeing that video! Because: Zoe wasn't allowed to go. Chloe was the problem. Kagami wasn't there as she doesn't go to their school to be told about this and pushed to try to interfere. Would be kind of weird for any of the others to try to sneak in and stop it, especially since they were there about her in the first place. She also didn't go there with any intention to get Adrien's attention or to confess or anything like that. Just purely to make sure Chloe doesn't share that video to Gabriel to keep Adrien in school and have a social life like he deserves. Because this is what happens whenever they try elaborate plans to get Marinette and Adrien together. Sometimes it doesn't even get past the planning part without consequences. Also Chloe, why. Why would you make him get in trouble and be forced to stay home, just in the hopes his thinking will change so you'll like him again? Not thinking things through fully, but it does show that she still cares to have him in her life...in a weird, selfish, cruel kind of way... Zoe's awesome. Just had to say that. Gabriel asked Gorilla to take care of the jammers. Hahaha oh no. The point of them is to avoid communication from coming in he said... what kind of communication would they not want to receive? And then they don't want their phones recording business during dinner. Adrien to Marino: Do I know you? That's your Lady right there Adrien :DDD Felix sees that Gabriel's Shadow Moth. I didn't realize the peacock brooch is gold when he wears it :o Hmmm, Marinette overheard Felix and Chloe's conversation. How he was fooling her into thinking he's Adrien and laughed at her stupidity. He's sure harsh and sure makes her mad lol "You're perfect" I've seen so many

people going on about this. I mean it's narcissistic Gabriel Agreste who just made a copy of himself. Him calling his copy perfect is to be expected. Lol Kagami doesn't trust Felix :D Okay, narrowing my eyes a bit at why Felix smirked after "Marino" went after Chloe, then made the excuse to go see his mom. Guessing it's because 2 of the 4 left the room so it'd be easier for him to leave? Or does he know who she is from the video he saw of her before? Oop Kagami's still mad and doesn't want to be alone with Adrien in episode 9. But will fight to protect him anyway! She's such a good friend. Truly. Not a good girlfriend! But a good friend. That soft look Felix gives the painting of Emilie has me sooo curious. It's the first time he's actually looked gentle and soft, besides when he's with his mom. Curious, curious! Alright, so this scene with SeniGabriel and Felix has me questioning some things. At first you're probably thinking, "OMG Felix is a sentimonster!" after you hear Gabriel say "And yes, I have all the powers I need to find my ring. Among them: the power to destroy your life, Felix. I don't need to be Shadow Moth to do that" but then some things don't actually add up. I get Gabriel wanting to deflect suspicion off of him being Shadow Moth. But while he threatens Felix, he literally admitted that he can destroy his life without powers, and how he can "just snap his fingers and it will be enough to make you disappear" immediately following that. That seems really strange. If he was a sentimonster, why would he say that to him? He's trying to convince him he's not Shadow Moth, but then it wouldn't make any sense if he can threaten to do what only a holder of Shadow Moth's Miraculous can do and snap his fingers to make a sentimonster disappear. Isn't that contradictory and obvious? It also doesn't make sense for the rings to be where an amok is hidden for Felix. Why would Emilie and Gabriel have them all that time instead of his parents or himself? Kind of weird. I see why people think he's a sentimonster, and I only ever thought of Felix possibly being one because of how he was in Felix, but I also think it's safe to say it's not actually confirmed and there's more we still need to know before we jump on the bandwagon. For the sake of it though, let's say he is one. That conversation would prove that Felix knows he's one, if Gabriel's threat has to do with that. He knows what Gabriel was talking about. Now for the "Adrien is a sentimonster" theory, (if you don't want to read any discussion about this and other sentimonster theories, scroll down to the red text as that's where I get back to reacting to parts of the episode!) We all know Adrien has no knowledge of being one. It seems sentimonsters are aware of what they are and their purpose, based on past episodes. They know the rules of who's in charge of them, too. I've seen people try to debunk that and say that Felix is an inferior copy that Emilie ended up making before they made Adrien, who was made not to know. (Which doesn't make sense to me in the way that if he's a sentimonster that wasn't good enough for them, just like all sentimonsters, why not just snap it away and make another one for Amelie then?) And I just want to say this now while on that topic. Doesn't this sound absolutely twisted and messed up? It's being pushed that a sentimonster is fully human, even though it isn't, but then end up saying stuff like Felix was not good enough for Gabriel and Emilie and cast him off to her sister to make a more superior copy, and that mindset honestly makes me really uncomfortable. I know in the show sentimonsters are pretty obviously disposable, but we're not talking about sentimonsters Shadow Moth needs to do something for him for an akuma attack and then is no longer useful. We're talking about the idea of a sentimonster as a child, a son. Not disposable. Still with feelings and everything. Then we have it going around the theory that Kagami, Chloe, Zoe, XY are all sentimonsters too because their parents are part of that club. So all the

characters in this show that have bad parents and issues with said parents, let's just sweep that under the rug by saying none of them are humans but sentimonsters instead? The real kids in the show have good parents, but the sentimonster kids don't? And have several beloved characters be what is essentially massed produced by a magic piece of jewelry who are at risk of disappearing forever if something happened to their amoks? These sentimonster theories are becoming way too much in my opinion, and I'm just going to wait and see what the show tells us, not just hints at, and go from there. I don't think I've ever felt so uncomfortable reading posts after an episode and I'm really hoping this isn't how things are from now on. ----Felix breaking the akumatization just shows how tough he is. "You can't catch me, I'm the Felix Graham de Vanily!" As in, the gingerbread man...nevermind. Ladybug was this close to being exposed by The Collector. She'd have spilled her secret if she got hit 😬Cutting it way too close! Also that guy running around in the room with his arms up in the air like that'd help keep him from being hit 🤣🤣🤣 LITTLE DOES GABRIEL KNOW CHAT NOIR AND LADYBUG BOTH TRANSFORMED IN HIS HOUSE. Now I'm seeing how useful that jammer is for those cameras 👀 The one thing I prefer with the English here would be that Felix sounds different from Adrien. In French, he sounds exactly the same (and very Chat Noir-like) and it messes with me that Felix sounds like our precious Chat Noir.

I find this adorable, the way they both have that expression on their faces. xD Another episode where it's just Ladybug and Chat Noir! Even though it's short and it was 100% akuma fighting, I still loved it. x3 And that is how Shadow Moth got the charm he used in Dearest Family. Was pretty sure he'd akumatize himself again to get it but there was a little twist this time. xD Deleting that video was the best thing Bob Roth has ever done in his life. And it wasn't intentional to be helpful. It's weird thinking that the Miraculous are capable of things that they simply don't know. o.o I know they're going to explore that more in the future and ahhh it's going to be so cool! Felix knows Gabriel is Shadow Moth still. Interesting... And it seems that Gabriel suspects at least that he knows, as those appear to be fake Miraculous he's putting in the safe for when he's back again. Whatever episode(s) that is, it's going to be craaazy! Overall the episode was really cool, but it did feel just a bit off when we're so used to one or both dorks being the focus, but this time, Gabriel and Felix were. It definitely made it more serious for sure and there was less to point out and laugh at. But we learned some things and have a lot more we need to wait on to find out what's really going on, so it was really interesting nonetheless! Now onto another hiatus, where hopefully by the time the next episode comes out, I will have some chapters of my fic written, my AMV I started in June finished, and some more art done! Until then! (:

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What type of April fools pranks would the creeps pull

-tiny anon

I, ah, went more-so with how they act on April fools instead of what pranks they do, mostly just cause I’m bad at thinking of pranks :”)

ALSO I didn’t have much time to write this & I wanted it out by today, so it might not be as refined as my other writing 😳👉👈

Nonetheless, hope this is alright! ☺️💖

Masterlist: x

Slenderman

No pranks from him tbh

This tired eldritch dad is, unfortunately, probably gonna (unintentionally) get the brunt of most pranks—just cause he’s at the wrong place at the wrong time 😐😔

And, y’know, you would THINK that because he’s telepathic, he’d be able to get a read on what the lil shits are planning, right?

But nope

He never prods into the others’ brains unless he has a reason to (out of respect for their privacy), so he ultimately always ends up paying the price

It doesn’t help that he tends to forget humans have this specific tradition once a year

Otherwise, he probably WOULD peer into their minds to find out what they’re planning

It somehow just always sneaks up on him smh

There was maybe only one year that he just so ~happened~ to remember

And that was pretty much the only year he didn’t get fooled by anyone/anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jeff the Killer

Oh boy

One of the absolute worst people to get pranked by

When he combines forces with BEN?

The two are unstoppable

Pranks range from the classic slime-over-the-doorframe trick to some of the most innovative, dickish pranks he can think of

If only he used his powers for good 😔👊

He can & WILL flip the entire mansion around, if need be, to prank people

Nothing’s off limits if it means he gets to humiliate someone

(Even though he should know not to cross certain boundaries smdh)

He pretty much always ends up having to do EXTRA chores for Slender as a punishment for going too far :”)

BEN Drowned

My mans is part of the aforementioned chaos duo

Being a ghost entity that roams the internet, he happens to get ~plenty~ of ideas to fool the others with

He will legit spend WEEKS planning ahead for what he wants to do, how he wants to do it & how it’s all going to go down

Again, if only he used his powers for good :”)

This day of the year is, like, legit the one & only day he plans everything out to a tee

He’s usually a lazy boi™️ but no shortcuts are EVER to be taken on April fools

His fave victims include Masky (it’s funny to see him get so upset), Dark Link (I mean, he’s not gonna pass up an opportunity to embarrass his rival), and, surprisingly, Jeff

He LOVES turning the tables on his prank buddy

Jeff tries to get him back for it, but it’s very difficult to properly fool BEN 👀

Such are the perks of being a super smart internet-lurking ghost, I suppose 🤷‍♀️

Eyeless Jack

Eh, he’s not too keen on the whole thing

He considers himself a bit too mature to deal with that kind of “childish behaviour”

He’s not very fun to prank either, because A) he’s got super fast reflexes, B) he’s got heightened senses, and C) if the others somehow manage to catch him off guard despite that, he’ll just be like “ok cool” and carry on with his day

No Shits Given

Still, knowing how goddamn chaotic the mansion gets during this time of year, more often than not, he tends to make himself sparse

Either he locks himself up in his room, or he sticks around the creeps that also don’t like the tradition, or he leaves and goes,,, wherever he usually goes when he disappears from the mansion sometimes

On the rare occasion that he does stay behind, he might help one of the creeps to get their revenge on someone that pranked them

But only if he’s feeling particular playful that day, which doesn’t happen very often

Honestly, because he takes pity on Slender, if he comes back to the mansion being a mess, he’ll help clean things up

Overall a good boi that deserves some head pats for not turning into a goddamn monkey like the others smh

Masky

Masky is essentially the 2nd tired dad figure that has to deal with “this shit again,” as he puts it

Except, unlike Slender, the others aren’t scared of him, so he might ultimately get the worse brunt of it (even worse than what his boss gets)

Something about the way he reacts just makes for some ✨quality content✨ to the others

And, just because they can, they like to film him

It sucks for Masky, because not only does he get his ass handed to him, but then the others also get blackmail footage of him 😐😐

He hates it lmfaoo

Honestly considers hiding under a rock until the day’s over

But, somehow, they always manage to find him & drag him back out into the fray

This poor manses can’t catch a break

Someone help him please—he’s too tired to deal with this 😔🤘

Hoodie

I know we haven’t gotten to him yet, but Hoodie’s somewhere between Toby & EJ when it comes to the tradition

He’s relatively laid-back & won’t actively go out of his way to fool someone

But, hey, if there’s a prank to be had like right there, who’s he to not go for it?

His pranks tend to be relatively low effort—like a joke or a lie or something that tricks someone into believing something kinda stupid

His victim makes a fool of themselves, everyone has a good laugh, then the joke’s over & people move on

Albeit sometimes, the gag lasts longer than intended

Like that one year he convinced Toby that slugs can communicate telepathically because of all the fungus they eat

And Toby believed it for many months until Slender had to break the news to him 😔😔

Also, somehow?? homeboy’s damn near impossible to prank

Many have tried, all have failed—no one knows how he does it 🤷‍♀️

Ticci Toby

Prank time! Prank time! Prank time!

Boy fucking lives for the day he gets to have fun & mess around with the others

Every year most likely ends up with him getting injured, but hey, nothing new there :/

Unlike BEN & Jeff, he probably won’t turn the mansion upside-down (both figuratively and literally smh) to trick people 

He’s more-so in it for the goofs

Like he doesn’t actually wanna humiliate or embarrass anyone too badly, ya know?

He’ll recruit others & form a prank gang because he knows there’s strength in numbers 😌✨

And it’s an unspoken code that those in the prank gang can’t prank each other

So, honestly?

Toby might be the most wholesome April fools-er out of everyone :3

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