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knickersbar · 2 years
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So I started Uni classes after approximately two months of vacation and minimum social interaction (it was wonderful)
Drew my favourite little introvert to properly express how I feel about it
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clubkira · 5 months
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VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL PROFILES.
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SPOTLIGHT: KUROO TETSUROU HATE CLUB.
internationally regional profiles.
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vacation bible school m.list. // hq. masterlist.
MISC. — (y/n) has known kuroo since childhood and kenma since middle school, but met bokuto and akaashi in uni.
SPOTLIGHTING: (Y/N)
second year systems biology student. has a philosophy of never chasing after men and instead letting them come to her. never fucks unless there’s something in it for her. has a part time job at a cafe on campus. she shares an apartment with kenma that neighbours bokuto and akaashi’s. got into utokyo on a scholarship and is really serious about her studies despite her lax attitude. has a lot of acquaintances on campus who she hangs out with sometimes but not people who she considers ‘friends’. doesn’t like getting into relationships (the emotional stuff makes her feel icky) and is pretty closed off to people except close friends.
SPOTLIGHTING: KENMA KOZUME
second year programming student. has an “alter-ego” (as he likes to call it) of being the increasingly famous faceless streamer kodzuken. a lot of rumours float around campus that he and y/n are dating (it lowkey repulses them, but it’s fun to fool people). has a horrible sleep schedule and always looks like he needs an energy drink. goes to class like once a week but is still passing with ease. took programming because of video games but is considering becoming a professional streamer or indie developer instead of going into an industry job. writes absolutely scathing, career ending game reviews on steam in his free time.
SPOTLIGHTING: KEIJI AKAASHI
second year comparative literature and japanese literature student who actually needs an energy drink. rues the day he decided to be ambitious and do a double major. chronically stressed and bokuto never shuts up about it. is around 580k yen in debt so he takes his academics extremely seriously. sometimes called a prude because he gets snarky when sex is brought up. has lost around three pairs of glasses and still doesn’t know where any of them are. has a little side groupchat with kenma and y/n where they hold study sessions and do late night snack runs together. plays solitaire with kenma at two am and their games get a little too heated for what should be considered normal.
SPOTLIGHTING: KOUTAROU BOKUTO
third year sports science major who really shouldn’t be in university to begin with. considered going pro after highschool but thought the transition would be easier if he played in uni instead of making the huge jump immediately. doesn’t really know what he’s doing in his classes so it’s a miracle he’s still in the program and is banking on his future pro career so he can slack off on his studies. works out with kuroo who keeps trying to lure him into a pyramid scheme. on the utokyo volleyball team and still gets lost around campus despite being in his third year. a loveable guy all around who has absolutely zero enemies. what he lacks in academics he makes up for in emotional wisdom.
SPOTLIGHTING: TETSUROU KUROO
third year marketing major who debates if he should’ve just taken chemistry instead because it was easier. the only one of the group who lives off campus and commutes to school (he’s always simultaneously out of the loop and in it all at once because of this). is really well known because he loves networking and is the most socially active by choice. keeps trying to get kenma into stock trading (it’s working to some degree). works out regularly with bokuto. does really sketchy shit for connections and is probably in some kind of ponzi scheme. doesn’t really stress over school because he passes with minimal studying and likes to gloat about it to akaashi who wants to strangle him at times.
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calllamander · 3 years
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hq boys the fandom misjudged
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let me know who else to include!
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SAKUSA KIYOOMI who leans into your touch whenever he can because he never knew what he was missing. who blushes pretty pink behind his mask whenever you pay with his hair but giggles anyway because even though its so embarrassing he can't stop himself. who calls you over when he's hurting because you sing him to sleep when its bad and tell him how much you love him. who frames poetry about letting life happen and who listens to podcasts about people who overcame their disabilities while he works out and who has dimples that come out when he laughs.
KYOUTANI KENTAROU who comes home every night with nothing but love for you, who reads a new book each week and prefers strong female leads and is in honors classes. who calls his mom and two sisters all the time and has them round to yours for one chaotic dinner a week. who's never shouted at you once even in your worse fights because he knows what your parents did to you and he doesn't ever want to make you afraid. who blushes and grins wide and loves apples and steals food you're chopping up and is fantastic with kids and even more fantastic with dogs.
OIKAWA TOORU who's fragile some days and he looks and feels like he's brittle, he'll break if someone is too rough. who never knew a person could feel like home until he met you and who was so so scared of having someone else. who's relentlessly caring and gives you all his favorite books on the universe even though he's scared you'll find them strange. who feels like he won't get any attention he doesn't take but who's also soft in the morning in a way no one else will ever see. who frames every picture you ever take because he grew up in a house not a home but now he has one and it's his.
ATSUMU MIYA who got told he was the louder, cockier more troublesome twin his whole life until he decided it was true. whose parents prefer osamu and he loves his brother too much to care. who when he met you thought that you could run away from sadness if you were just busy enough, just energetic enough, just restlessness enough that you never let it catch you. and you agreed. who was wild with you and made you laugh more than anyone. who loves onigiri and watermelon and throws is head back when he laughs. who never thought much of himself behind his blustery bravado but thought you were the most precious thing in the whole world. who grew with you and loves shakespeare and is soft when he's happy.
KUROO TETSUROU who understands chemical bonding better than he understands people, let alone dating. who still misses his mom and calls his sister constantly because it was her who raised him really. who goes to every single one of your events and acts like a flirt but really gets flustered beyond belief. who gets scared in big crowds and holds your jacket and fakes confidence till he makes it. who hates cheese but really loves cheeseburgers and has long conversations with you on the coach and dances to your favorite foreign music as you cook dinner and who would never ever push you into anything because he is the gentlest person you've ever met.
KOZUME KENMA who lets you sit on his lap whenever he games, who is bad with words and blushes and plans out what to say for way too long in advance. who writes little notes to you with all the things he cant say and leaves them for you to find. who talks to cats and dyes your hair after you do his and feels like you must be the most patient person in the world to put up with him. who loves your energy and comes alive and shows you his offices and talks about code and lets you steal his hoodies. who is not rude and blunt but rather honest and who taps i love you three times into your skin like a prayer.
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legendaryoikawa · 4 years
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haikyuu boys in your typical romance cliche 
warnings: mention of alcohol and language
note: female reader insert
oikawa tooru — as the typical popular frat boy that you happen to stumble into because you were so damn wasted of alcohol or vodka. you happen to be invited in the biggest frat party ever and you didn’t know whether you should be thankful or ashamed that you gained freedom and liveliness for a short period of time or squashing your face on the chest of the gorgeous oikawa tooru? perhaps the latter. oikawa know you because you were one of those university girl that never gave a damn about him and in instant he grew fond and interested with you. he actually finds it cute to see you all puffy and red because of alcohol but other than that he isn’t gonna let you go this time, never, especially in this state of yours. he’s that typical cliche where he’ll pull your hair up while you throw out in the bathroom while caressing your back gently and wiping off your temples with his handkerchief. 
akaashi keiji — is the classmate that is really intimidating yet hot at the same time? you think you were quite lucky that you were assigned to seat beside him but the moment you gathered your things to move beside him, you can almost feel the weight of the piercing gaze of your classmates. anyways, you got assigned in a school project with him and he offers you his place since the school is bound to close at six and your place is not that appealing much either. so you both walked to his house and you can see the little things he does for you like pressing his body closer to your side when a creepy guy walks across or the ghost of his touch from your back when you both crossed the pedestrian or the way his hands slightly raises your bag cause he knows it’s heavy judging by your slouching. and when the young night passes away, he starts talking about his life and you too, until one moment he confesses that he really admires you, so much.
yamaguchi tadashi — you know yamaguchi and you’re good friends with him since you both live in the quiet neighborhood of sendai. you really love his freckles and usually compare them to constellations that makes him go flustered with his flyaway hair sticking up. he likes you but he’s just so meek and decides to never voice out his feelings. so yamaguchi is part of the photography club and is assigned to take a picture of a subject that is dear to them. and when he walked in the corridors all he could think off was just you. and so he did. you asked him while laughing, as to why he keeps on taking your pictures when you’re not a celebrity yourself, jokingly. but his answer left you off guard especially when he said, “my adviser told me to capture something so beautiful and i think it’s you.”
kageyama tobio  — he’s that boy that no matter how much he wanted to go home and rest, he’ll always wait for you patiently at your lockers despite you asking him to head first because you still have committee work after school. then one moment after the adviser has finished the meeting, you’re shocked to see him leaning against your locker while drinking in from his milk. the moonlight is already shining through the window panels; making his skin glimmer marvelously. you’ll just stare at him dubiously; not knowing what to say. and you feel yourself falling down crazily for him; heart’s erratic. because he waited for two hours at the lockers just to walk you home, even though you told him not to. and you know he’s impatient as fuck but there he is, waiting and snatching you bag away from you. he’ll give you a stare and flickers your forehead while saying, ‘idiot, you think I’ll let you walk home, alone?’ and you’ll just pull his blazer down to capture his lips and he’ll blush so hard lmaoo
kuroo tetsurou  — that transferee student everyone is talking about. with his dark hair, tall frame, and noted muscles— every girl is crazy about him. he is assigned to seat behind you; at the back by the window. and everything just spiralled down to complete euphoria, even you didn’t see it coming. he doesn’t talk much to your classmates. often dismissing a budding interaction from some girls. and it took you by surprise when he asked you for a pen because he left his pencil case in his friend (you heard him tell you his friend’s name, kenma it is?) and it just happen so quickly. everyday he’ll leave you sticky notes in your table with his messy handwriting saying how beautiful you are than the sun, or go out with me? with a little smile on the side. sometimes, you can feel him playing with your hair or reaching out to hold your hand underneath the table while the teacher is writing on the blackboard. 
hinata shoyo  — hinata will be that cliche where he will buy a cupcake because he could remember that it is one of your favorites. often running to your place because he missed the bus and will arrive at your place; his hair all messy and fluffy, panting, with his skin slightly flushed and glimmering with perspiration. or will let you cry on his shirt and won’t mind you soiling it despite the shirt being all new and crispy. he couldn’t bring himself to care to be honest, because his only concern is to make you feel better despite having his shirt all wrinkled and damp from your tears. 
bokuto kotaru  — is that typical boyfriend that would literally walk you down to your room despite his room being two buildings away from yours. he’s that dedicated. that every vacant period, he’ll fetch you off and lead you down to his department’s botanical garden. or will eat lunch with you in your room. or spending together in the library. he’s as fresh as lilies. young as the night. no matter how hard you cajole that you can walk yourself and he shouldn’t bother, he wouldn’t allow you. and will always carry your bag for you even though you can manage to carry it for yourself. he is also that kind of cliche where he’ll ask his professor is he needs something from your building and volunteers to get it for them just to visit you in you room. excusing you from your class and won’t say anything but just steal a peck from you a make a dash towards the faculty room with a proud smirk painting his face cause he rendered you speechless and flustered, again.
tsukishima kei  — is that typical cold guy in campus that everyone is lowkey scared of. you were asked by your biology teacher to borrow the books for the class’s current lesson from the library on the spot you took a beeline for the shelves as fast as you could. but for fuck’s sake all the books were placed at the topmost part of the science shelves. you stood there for a good minute while glaring at the books overhead. you know you were damned for good since there are no chairs nearby that are available and the librarian is nowhere to be seen. you stomped you feet in annoyance until you felt a looming presence behind you. a tall one. and the person smells of fresh vanillas as well. when you turned around, you saw tsukishima grabbing the books at ease and handing it to you and stalked away. you thanked him quietly but it was enough for kei to hear and he wasn’t wrong when he thinks you we’re cute while struggling to get those books on top of you. 
iwaizumi hajime  — that boy you hated to the core. you didn’t know why but he just goes right after your nerve. pressing of your buttons. iwaizumi is the bugbear of your life. yet for him, you’re the fucking cutest person he ever met in his life. and he doesn’t know why you’re so annoyed with his whole existence. but one time, he decided to play it off and decided to push your buttons more. there’s a debate in your class and he stood up to contradict your claims. and basically everyone could feel the sexual tension arising in the air, yet they didn’t utter a word. iwaizumi thinks you’re so hot when your mad and whenever you put an emphasis to him name. or the cliche where he yanked your arm when you’re about to leave the room just to playfully lean in your face, while whispering, ‘you’re so difficult, yet you’re making me want you more’ e2l, pls.
kozume kenma  — kenma is that typical boy that doesn’t allow people to play his console or his psp because it is something dear and precious to him. not even kuroo. no matter how his teammates beg to ask him for just one game, he’ll never allow except for you ;) to the point you don’t have to ask him, sometimes he’ll be the one to offer and let you play the recent game he just purchased lol
— part two will be posted soon! hope you guys like this,, i just started this yesterday with my love, @fratboyjae while we were casually throwing out cute blurbs to each other LOL HAHA. requests are currently open, send them in! love lots!
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alienaiver · 2 years
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Kuroo Tetsurou x gn!reader
warnings: none! (lmk if i missed anything though) wordcount: 3.1k content: fluff!!!!,rivals to lovers, childhood friends, valentines day, pre-timeskip, confessions, canon compliant, written in one sitting/not beta’d, gender neutral reader, reader is a second year with kenma, kuroo is a third year, reader makes chocolate, theres minimal bickering compared to this being rivals lmfao, kuroo flirts thru his bickering but reader doesnt notice, kenma pushes the idiots along bcos hes both smart and tired
notes: this is made for @ryesei ‘s confession collab! i actually.. am on the fence about whether or not i like this. it was fun writing! and thats the most important part of course, but ive been in a slump but had to finish it. im glad i did!! i hope you like it <3 also kenma has a wii bcos the canon universe pre-timeskip probably didnt have a switch ijfsejf Happy Valentine’s day!!!
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“Wanna stop by and play the new Mario Party after school?” Kenma barely looked up from his PSP when he asked you the question, both of you sitting on the roof eating lunch together. You smiled at him as you stole a meatball from his lunchbox, “only if we buy chips on the way.”
School went by without a hitch, and you said goodbye to some classmates before walking over to Kenma’s class. As he walked out of the classroom you were about to call for him but someone else came before you, “Kenma!” Your expression probably rivaled Kenma’s when he was disgusted, recognizing the voice immediately to be Kuroo Tetsurou’s. You didn’t… hate his guts but he did rub you in all the wrong ways, had been doing that since childhood. When Kuroo showed up and carved out a seat in Kenma’s life, you’d acted like a brat about it (what could you do, you were seven and he was your friend) which had set you and Kuroo out for the worst start possible, always picking fights with him about this and that, a need to be better than him rising.
It had mellowed down after the first year but then when puberty started, and you realized how… pretty Kuroo was, how he was actually… funny. You hated that, so you’d only scaled up the rivalry again as to remind yourself how absolutely terrible he was and that your attraction to him was merely a hormonal thing.
As you reached the both of them you smiled at Kenma, “ready to leave?” he looked between you and Kuroo, both of you sporting an annoyed look with strained smiles. Kenma sighed, feeling like his plan may have backfired.
“I asked the both of you because it’s not fun only being two players,” he said before Kuroo could ask what the hell you meant by your question because it was supposed to be with him. It felt like electricity was being shot between you both, but you also knew that arguing with Kenma would be useless.
As you walked down toward the convenience store, you took a second to admire Kuroo (very much in secret, of course). He’d gotten taller now that he was a third year, his hair dumber too, you thought with a snicker. Once when one of your fights had become physical, you’d pulled at his hair and if he asked, you’d never admit to staring at your hand for 20 minutes before falling asleep that night, trying to remember the feel of the texture.
“Don’t you have volley practice today, Morning Hair?” you sulked as you jogged up next to Kenma. Kuroo looked down at you with a snicker, “and here I thought you were the smart one,” raising his arms dramatically “well you can’t have beauty and brains I guess…” you were about to yell at him before he retorted “if I had practice today wouldn’t Kenma as well?” he tutted at you and you felt heat rise to your face, feeling dumb because he was right and that annoyed the hell out of you. You pouted as you trained your eyes forward, ignoring how he was smiling triumphantly at you.
You spent a good 10 minutes in the convenience store, loudly arguing with Kuroo about which chips would be best – he wanted cheese puffs but those would make Kenma’s controllers disgusting you argued to which he’d replied that he’d use chopsticks to eat them with an “are you dumb?” kind of expression. Kenma stood outside the convenience store, embarrassed at your antics while clearing a mini dungeon in his game, if only you’d be done soon…
 As you all sat down with a controller in hand, Kenma booted up his Nintendo Wii. You’d put the snacks in bowls and poured water for everyone, sitting comfortably. The game progressed in a surprisingly orderly fashion with minimum bickering between you and Kuroo – much to Kenma’s surprise. Of course, you made it a point to only steal from Kuroo when given the opportunity and vice versa, but other than that the atmosphere was calmer than Kenma had originally feared. The game ended and Kuroo went to the bathroom. Kenma looked at you, decided that now was the time, “why don’t you give Kuroo valentine chocolates this year?” You looked at him indignantly, huffing out a breath, “Him? Why?” you tried to sound angrier than you felt – you felt embarrassed, like a kid who’d been busted in going to the pantry for cookies. “Okay, let’s cut the crap real quick. I know you like him, and I think you should give him chocolates.” Kenma gave you a deadpan expression and you felt your heart beat faster, he knew?!
Kuroo came back before you could continue the discussion and you were both relieved and frustrated. Give Kuroo chocolates? That Kuroo? He’d hold it above you for months – if not years. You opted for another game, but you were wildly distracted. Had Kuroo sat down closer to you this time around? In the middle of the game, as you were about to calm down, Kenma said out loud, “do any of you hope for chocolates this year?”
Smalltalk wasn’t really a Kenma thing, and you knew he was fishing based on your short conversation earlier. “Nah, I won’t get from someone who matters,” Kuroo said quizzically, and Kenma almost rolled his eyes – why were both of his friends such idiots? “You giving anyone?” Kuroo conversationally asked Kenma, taking a sip from his water. Kenma shrugged, “I thought of giving some to Hinata, but I won’t see him on the day.” Kuroo snickered, “aw, would you make them yourself as well?” Kenma made another shrug, “if I knew how.”
You smiled proudly, “I can help, Kenma? I’m good at homemade chocolates!”
Kuroo bellowed out a big laugh, the hyena one that made your ears ring if he asked and your stomach twist in tickling knots, grabbing his own stomach while he bended over. You puffed out your cheeks and pouted, “whatcha laughing at, Rooster?”
Kuroo wiped an invisible tear from his eye, taking a deep breath, “I cannot for the life of me imagine you making decent chocolates.”
That fueled another feeling in you that sat deep in your stomach for the rest of the afternoon, not disappearing even when you were home in bed later that night. You pouted again and mumbled, “I’ll show him fucking delicious chocolates,” before you angrily turned around to face the wall.
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As the weekend came around you went grocery shopping for ingredients needed for homemade chocolates. You weren’t sure what kind of chocolates he’d prefer so as you swallowed your pride, you texted Kenma and asked for Kuroo’s favorites. A reply came soon after.
Dark chocolate, sometimes with nuts. Good luck (:
 You ignored his last comment, choosing to solely focus on the information you needed. You gave yourself a mental pep talk and slapped your cheeks twice before entering the store. As you walked around the different aisles you thought about why you went along with giving him chocolates. It’d been a few days since his rude comment and you weren’t as emotionally invested in the spite anymore, but rather felt nervous and fidgety at the thought. Accepting the thought that you might actually be in love with him was a big pill to swallow, you’d spent a big part of your life loathing him – was it for show? You weren’t completely out of tune with your emotions, you knew you were attracted to him, but that was just physical, right?
You put the ingredients down in your basket, checking off the list on your phone as you thought about him again. Yeah, physically he was attractive, the athletic build helping the superficial arguments of why you liked him, you shrugged. But he was also funny – though you’d never laugh at his jokes in front of him – and despite his attitude, he was kind. He never provoked you more than you could take. He’d made you cry, once. He’d said something about your looks when you were a first year that’d hit too close to your insecurities, and you hadn’t been able to hold back the tears spilling from your eyes or the puffiness of your cheeks as you’d tried to stop yourself from biting too hard on your bottom lip. He’d apologized immediately and the next day a big-sized pack of your favorite candy was placed on your desk. It didn’t take many questions to classmates who’d all seen a handsome second year student place them there, though he’d held a finger to his mouth with a smirk, acting like it had to be a secret that it was him.
As you put the freeze-dried raspberry sprinkles in the basket you think about how you’d also seen him bend down to talk to stray cats for ten or even twenty minutes, petting them and you were probably the only other person who knew he had cat treats in his jacket pocket.  He was always kind and polite to your mother if he saw her in the building and the one time he’d been invited over for tea on one of her whims, he’d politely accepted and sat with her for an hour talking. When you’d gotten home your eyes had widened at seeing him in your kitchen – in your seat – drinking tea with your mother and engaging lively in her conversations. He’d then started teasing you about your room but never once mentioned to other people the dorky posters you had hanging from childhood still.
As you put down the vanilla extract in your basket you thought that maybe, just maybe, he only had this rivalry to humor you – you wouldn’t put it past him, at least. You swallowed thickly and went to the check out. In a daze you went home with the bag of ingredients and started making them.
Your mom liked to bake so you had some molds at home you could use to make the chocolates. You even had heart-shaped molds, which made you squeeze your eyes together as your cheeks heated up. You pushed them further into the back of the cabinet until you were ready to face them.
 The chocolates turned out beautiful and they tasted amazing too. You smirked, “that’ll show him!” you proudly announced as you taste-tested the one with almonds in them. You hummed in delight to yourself as you looked around for the cellophane you bought the other day to wrap them up in, cutting an appropriate piece of it and started placing the chocolates. You chose the ones who’d turn out the best, ending up with 11 good pieces for him. You then cut a piece of ribbon to tie up the cellophane with, proudly admiring your work. Yeah, he probably wouldn’t believe his own eyes! You gently put them in the fridge before cleaning the kitchen.
 As you woke up that Monday morning you felt nervousness creep at the edges of your being, brushing your teeth more thoroughly and caring a bit more about your hair than usual. You packed your bag and carefully put the chocolates in it too, making sure not to bend it around too much. Your mom asked who they were for and wriggled her eyebrows but you just shouted they were for Kenma as you left for school.
 Getting through the first period was torture, you were so distracted by thoughts of Kuroo – really, if admitting to yourself that you liked him made you like this, what wouldn’t giving the chocolates do? You caught yourself hiding your face in your hands more times that you could count as you felt your brain short circuit for the nth time that day – and it wasn’t even lunch yet!
 What should I do how should I give them to him
 You texted Kenma in a panic during the early recess, worried about your heartrate being this high – surely you were physically unwell right now, right?
 literally just hand them to him with your own hands?
 You scoffed, that didn’t help a single thing! You sighed dramatically as you let your head hit your desk. You really weren’t going to survive this, were you? People in class were walking around giving each other chocolates, wishing each other Happy Valentine’s. You summoned the courage you needed and created a new message to Kuroo. Huh, you’d never texted, you realized as the chat between you were empty.
 Meet me at the roof during lunch
 You shoved your phone back in your bag as the bell rang, trying to control your breathing. You did your best to survive until lunch, forced to confess to one teacher you didn’t know the answer when she had called out for you (you barely knew what the question even was).
As lunch started you grabbed your entire bag and jogged towards the roof – you weren’t about to pull out homemade chocolates in front of your classmates, there’d be too many questions. You were alone at the roof for at least ten minutes, making your heart race impossibly faster and sweat to gather in your palms.
You threw yourself on the ground and unpacked your lunch when you hit 15 minutes of waiting – you weren’t going to miss your meal just because he was a jerk. You angrily ranted to Kenma on text, telling him how bad this idea had been and how you cursed him for making you do this. Kenma genuinely sounded worried that you’d almost waited for 20 minutes now, saying he would figure it out.
You scoffed and went back to your lunchbox, angrily gobbling down your food. You heard the door to the roof open and accidentally yelped out loud in surprise, dropping your lunchbox. The rest of the rice from it fell on the ground and you let out a strangled noise in defeat. You heard your name be called cautiously, sounding like he was almost afraid that you’d answer. You get up from your seat on the ground and wipe your sweaty hands on your jacket, glad that today was sunny despite being winter. When you spot Kuroo your heart stops for just a second before going into overdrive. He’s blushing – like, his ears are burning and you can see the redness extend down his neck. His hair is dripping water and you catch yourself looking up at the sky in confusion, it hadn’t rained? Had it?
He clears his throat and nears you, “you uh. You wanted me to come up… here?” he looks around frantically, doing everything in his power to not look at you. You put your hands on your hips in a disapproving manner, “yeah Kuroo, who the fuck makes someone wait 25 minutes!?” he winces at your voice and wheezes at the timestamp, “it was that long? Shit I’m sorry I was just. Uh. In the bathroom,” he tries but his excuse ends up sounding more gross than believable and he closes his eyes and take a deep breath.
You shake your head at him, opting to bend down at take out the chocolates from your bag, walking over to stand right in front of him. You had words planned for this part. Two kinds, actually. One that gloated about making beautiful and delicious chocolates to make him apologize for being rude and one that told him you’d been gentle with making them and hoped they’d convey your feelings for him – but planning two apparently didn’t matter when you ended up tongue tied, your body opting to just shove the bag of chocolates into his chest while looking at the ground.
A surprised grunt left him and he raised his arms to take them from you, a string of words coming out of his mouth in a jumbled mess, “is this? Are they for? Did you make these?” is all he gets out and you nod aggressively, forcing yourself to look at him. “I like them so apologize!” you say dramatically, only for your hands to fly to your mouth – apparently planning two confessions heightened the chance of mixing them together in the heat of the moment. Kuroo wheezes before a full-blown laugh leaves him, this time with a stray tear actually leaving his eye. He keeps laughing for God knows how long and your frustration and anger melts into a laugh as well, scratching your cheek. “I.. uh, made them for you, because it’s… It’s Valentine’s Day.” You try but suddenly remember his words.
I won’t get from someone who matters..
So you hurriedly raise your arms in front of you, “but don’t feel forced to uh! Return anything and you can just ignore my confession!”
He looks up at the sky with a smile on his face, “is this how you confess? Really?” before looking at you with the most genuine and warm smile he’d ever given you – and you almost take a step back from the feelings in your stomach upon seeing it. You go to grab your bag from the ground to leave him, not in the mood to be made fun of when he clearly didn’t like you back.
As you’re about to walk past him he grabs your arm and clears his throat, “what if I… do want to return them? The feelings I mean, not the chocolate.”
You looked back at him with wide eyes and as you get eye contact with him you realize he’s never been as dorky looking as he is right now. His smile is kinda wobbly, the blush has taken a hold of his entire face and neck and the look he sends you is so genuinely nervous but adorable that you can’t help but puff out a laugh yourself, “is that how you confess? Really?” you retort but turn around to face him again with a nervous smile matching his. Yeah, maybe it wasn’t so bad to say out loud that you liked him. Even if he could be a menace and almost stole your best friend when you were kids, even if he laughed more at his own jokes than anyone else did. “wanna eat the chocolate together?” he tries, plopping down on the pipes of the ventilation system. You sit down next to him, “I’ve already eaten my fill – plus you gotta taste them all so you know how well-made they all are!”
“You did this out of spite because I joked about it?”
“What can I say? I get power-ups when I need to prove a certain idiot wrong.”
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chaeiimimi · 3 years
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Haikyuu Boys and a Single Mom
featuring: kuroo tetsuro, sakusa kiyoomi
KUROO
Kuroo hadn’t had a proper day off in a while, his job at JAV was pretty hectic and demanding that he still works even on day offs today however, he decided to reward himself and decided to pick up Kenma from university and maybe get some dinner together to catch up.
he entered the college campus feeling nostalgic of his days as a college student athlete, he figured Kenma’s class wasn’t over yet so he sat by the small park inside the campus where there was a lot of people, Kuroo was enjoying the sight of a bunch of college students reading, talking, relaxing and just basically enjoying their youth when he felt a light tug on his hoody, he looked down and saw a little boy about the age of four looking up at him like he was his saving grace
the kid was adorable that Kuroo couldn’t help but gush at him “hey buddy, what’s up?” he asks the kid, his tone higher that usual
“mishter, you be Akio’s dada?”
he was taken aback at how clear the boy spoke despite his age
“oh? and who is Akio?” he asks as he crutch down to the kid’s level
“me, Akio” the kid says and points his pointy finger at himself
Kuroo was sure that he was going to have a heart attack right there at how cute this little boy was
“where’s your dada then?” Kuroo asks as he wipes the little dirt on Akio’s face
“Akio don’t have dada, only mama” Akio pouts which alarmed Kuroo
“how ‘bout I get you to your mama first so you can tell her you want a dada alright?” Kuroo said, careful not to tell him that he can’t be his dad he lowkey wanted to be though
Akio nods silently and spreads his arms out “upchies?” he looks up at him, a small pout in his glossy eyes
it was a crime to say no to that face
Kuroo immediately picked up the boy and squished his left cheek
“Akio oh my god” the voice was clearly filled with worry as the two boys whipped their heads to the direction where the voice came from
and there you were, in your wide leg dress pants and turtle neck, race walking to their direction
Kuroo was frozen in his place, first of all, were you Akio’s mama? and second of all, holy shit you’re gorgeous
“you got your looks from your mama huh?” he says to the little boy
you stopped right in front of them and quickly bowed your head “oh my gosh I’m so sorry for the bother”
“oh not at all, he was really sweet” he says and scratches the back of his neck
you apologized again and attempted to take Akio from him, but he just shrugged your hands off
“no Akio wants dada” he says as he turns his back on you and rests his chin on Kuroo’s shoulder, encircling his arms on Kuroo’s neck
both of your eyes widen and you apologized profusely
“it’s really not big of the deal” he tries to reassure you
you both end up sitting in the park for a while as you talked about how his dad isn’t in the picture and that Kuroo was waiting for his best friend’s class to finish, when Kenma, your seatmate from a class, arrived, Akio still didn’t want to let go so you ended up having dinner with them and they had to drop you off to your house after
“thank you guys so much” you said as you waved them goodbye carrying Akio
Kuroo and Kenma drove off 
“hey, do you think I’m ready to be a dad?” Kuroo asks his best friend
“not in the slightest” 
“yeah, you’re right”
a few minutes of silence engulfed the two of them
“give me her number”
“apple pie”
“deal”
safe to say that you had Kuroo Tetsuro in front of your door with flowers in his hands the next sunday
SAKUSA KIYOOMI 
MSBY was having free volleyball tutorials for kids and Sakusa absolutely hated it.
he wasn’t fond of kids, even though he had to deal with three literally everyday -*coughs* atsumu *coughs* bokuto *coughs* hinata- they were loud and noisy and had complete disregard of hygiene, well most of them
he was thankful to his teammate as he was assigned to a duty where it doesn’t involved interacting with the kids too much
Bokuto was teaching a group of kids how to spike while Hinata and Atsumu was teaching the kids how to serve and recieve
Sakusa however was a distance away from them, looking out for kids trying to sneak out
he felt his hand slightly tingle so he reached for a hand sanitizer in the pocket of his jacket and squeezed some out at the palm of his hand
he was either being serious about his hand sanitizer or he was dozing off because manz literally jumped a few inches back when he felt someone tap his leg
he looked down and saw a little boy looking up at him
they had a staring contest for a good thirty seconds when the little boy reached pointed his finger at him
“Saksa Yoomi” he says in a serious voice
the spiker swears he felt his heart skip a beat when he heard the little boy say his name
he clears his throat and says “what do you want?” in a soft voice
the kid pointed at the hand sanitizer he was holding
“you want this?” he asks to make sure
The kid nods
Sakusa squeezes a small amount into his little hands, never in his life did he think that he would be smitten by a child, but here he is gushing over at a kid carefully rubbing his hands together
He might not show it, but his heart was aching at how adorable the kid looked
“what’s your name?” he asks
“Haru” the kid answers, fascinated at how his hands felt after applying sanitizer
“Haru!” Bokuto called the little boy
“Kou-kou!” the boy smiled happily, Bokuto ran towards them
“ahh I see you’ve found your idol” Bokuto chuckles while Sakusa looks at him strangely
“you’re his favorite Omi, right Haru?”
Haru nods shyly, a tint of grey coating his plump cheeks
“why don’t you show Omi your little skill hm?” Bokuto said as Haru nods and crutched down laying his hand flat on the ground and bending his wrist so far back, it looked like it was going to break, it was Sakusa’s signature warm up stretch
Manz was no doubt a hundred percent smitten right now, he was blushing in the back of his mask
“see? He even got your bendy hands” Bokuto let out a hearty laugh
“come on now Haru, your mom is going to be here any minute now” Bokuto said as he took Haru’s hand
“you know his mom?” Sakusa couldn’t help but ask
“yep, she’s my cousin” Bokuto said at the same time Atsumu appeared
“woah, didn’t know you had a married cousin Bokkun” he said while he crutched down and pinced Haru’s cheek
“Y/N? Y/N’s not married, she doesn’t even have a boyfriend” Bokuto says confused
Right off the bat, they knew what he was talking about
“Haru want Yoomi to be dada” the little boy timidly said which caught the attention of the three
“Haru no-“  Bokuto tried stopping Haru
“sure, I’ll be your dada” Sakusa says and picks up the little kid
Now we have a wide-eyed volleyball team, I mean, Sakusa willingly picked up a child? It was a sight to behold
They teased Sakusa for a bit but the spiker didn’t pay any attention and just focused on talking to Haru, the things he liked and the things he wants to do, making sure to take note of every single detail
Their conversation was cut off when Haru suddenly squeled “mama!” and pointed  at you, in your office attire and walking towards them
“I see you found your idol huh?” you asked your son and looked at the person holding him
“oh hey Sakusa!” you cheerfully greeted him
Sakusa swallowed thickly and said a simple “hey”
“wait, you guys know each other?” Bokuto asked, shocked
“yep, we met at your house-warming party Kou” you answered his question
You took Haru from him, who was already kinda dozing off
“well, I need to go now” you said and bid them goodbye
“wait” the spiker stopped you
“can you give me your number? I kinda scheduled some play dates with Haru, I didn't know he was your son i swear-” he asks, the tips of his ears red, mentally cursing himself out, he was telling the truth though
No wonder he was smitten by the child
You smiled at him greatfully and immediately took out you calling card case “here. It has my office and personal number in there, I’m looking forward to it and thank you Sakusa” you said genuinely, making him blush even more
You walked away, Haru in your arms sleeping soundly
“it looks like you got smitten by not only the momma but the baby as well” Atsumu teases
“I am not” manz blatantly lied
“you hugged me the morning after you guys hooked up in Bokkun’s new house's guest room Omi”
“shut up, and tell me where do I buy a sugar glider? Haru wants one”
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satoruswifeyyy · 3 years
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DRUNK THOUGHTS
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Type: one-shot
Fic: Kozume Kenma x gn!reader
Warnings: fluff, swearing, unnecessary flirting (not you and Kenma, you’ll see ig), angst if you squint.
Note: timeskip Kenma and you!
<;- masterlist —★— request ->
Enjoy!
You hate third-wheeling, you didn’t see the need for a couple to drag someone along and watch them flirt. You hate being pitied on or being made fun of for being single but you were there, again, third-wheeling your bestfriends Ayase Mina and Kuroo Tetsuro on their date which you hated every second of. It wasn’t the constant flirting between your best friends but it was the person who was third-wheeling with you that got you even more annoyed. 
Back in high school, you were in Kenma’s class but you never spoke to him because he always seemed to be in his own world. He would always point out the small things about you like your sharp tongue, your keen eyes, your hair getting on your face while you helped the team at times, the way you’d go out of your way to help someone and end up getting in trouble. You always tried to avoid him but it was impossible since he’d always been with Kuroo who became your best friend as soon as you joined school. 
You knew Kenma, although his eyes were constantly glued to his phone, was one hell of an observer.The only people you kept in touch after you left school was Kuroo and Ayase. Now and then, after you got a job after graduating university, you’d hear about the famous youtuber Kodzuken and the owner of Bouncing Ball Corp and you only knew that because Kuroo wouldn’t shut up about the fact he’s best friends with a famous person. 
Now you were staring at the famous person who was sitting near you scrolling on his phone as Kuroo and Ayase were feeding each other pasta. “You can atleast try to make a conversation, you know?” Kenma said keeping the phone down. “I have no need to start a conversation with a person that’s not interested and interesting to speak to.” you answered with venom laced into it. “Your eyes were all over me are you sure you’re not interested?” One thing that struck you as soon as he said this is that Kenma wasn’t one to start conversations. 
Kenma never volunteers and is soon to end a conversation before it even starts. You were genuinely confused at his behaviour. He set is phone aside to talk to you? Is this the Kenma you know? Did kenma change over the few years? No, this Kenma didn’t greet you when you walked into the restaurant. This Kenma didn’t take his eyes off his phone when you were talking to Kuroo and Ayase. What was the sudden change? You looked around the table when you heard Kuroo’s slurred voice say, “One more drink, Kenma. You said you’d listen to whatever I say!” Kenma just rolled his eyes back in response as Kuroo poured a drink for him and proceeded to compare Ayase to a meal.
You figured it out instantly, Kenma was drunk! You were surprised that you didn’t notice and you were surprised he didn’t show it out until now. After all, your eyes were on him the whole time. Your eyes scanned every little change in him. His sunken eyes behind his bangs, his height, his hair tied into a bun, you noticed it all. Now Kenma was at his limit, he’s never had so much to drink before and now you felt a sudden wave of worry hit you. How will he get home? Is someone there to take care of him? Questions ran through your head “Tetsuuuu, I want to go home, babyyy!” Ayase whined and clung onto him. You were the only one sober because you were the designated driver.
You dragged Kuroo and Ayase to the car and helped Kenma up and wrapped his arm around your neck. You smell the sharp smell of whiskey as he let out small even breaths. He had a sweet subtle scent of vanilla coming from him. This was the first time you were this close to him and you’d be lying if you said you didn’t like it a bit. You put him in the passenger seat and strapped him as his head drooped and leant on the seat belt strap.
The way back home was painful, the car was filled with sounds of Kuroo and Ayase making out. You turned to check on Kenma who was asleep letting out small sighs as he exhaled. You smiled as you reached Kuroo’s and dropped them of without wasting time and got back into the car to find Kenma half awake. “Where did you go?” Kenma looked at you with his cat-like eyes. “I dropped them. Why?” you asked driving to Kenma’s place that was written in a piece of tissue paper that was messily written by Kuroo. “You’ve become quieter.” Kenma broke the silence in a slurred voice, still very drunk. ”You have changed so much, Y/n.” he said.
“People change, Kodzuken.” you called him by his gamer name to prove a point, he has changed too. He let out a few groans as he shifted in his seat and rubbed his neck. “You could’ve stayed in touch. I missed you.” Those words sent shivers down your spine. Why would he miss me? Didn’t he hate me? “Kenma,” you finally spoke. “Tell that again.” You stopped the car at the side of the road and looked at him, eyes filled with utter shock, you did not expect this from Kenma of all people. “Call me by my name again,” He said desperately. “Kenma, what’s gotten into you?” you asked, filled with concern. “You, you have been in my mind all this time- no, you’ve been in my mind ever since you joined high-school!” His voice slightly raised, beads of sweat forming on his forehead. He was a mess.
“Didn’t you hate me in high-school?” “I never hated you, Y/n! I’ve liked you ever since I saw you. You’re so fucking beautiful, your eyes, your lips, you’re nice to everyone, you tolerate Kuro and Aya, you are even taking care of me now,” a small chuckle escaped him. “This is not the way I expected to confess, trust me. Y/n go out with me, I promise to make you the happiest person.” Eyes glazed he looked at you. You were still processing it all. Kenma called you beautiful. Has he ever felt that way for anyone else? You had no time to thing about it. You liked Kenma too but never found a way to get to him. When you saw him sitting near Kuroo, when he looked at you, put his arm around your neck and called your name you felt butterflies in your stomach.
A small smile crept on to your face, Kenma noticed it immediately. “I like you, too” you said as you watched Kenma’s face change into a shocked one. He wasn’t expecting you to say yes, he was ready for rejection. “What? You’re not the only one who can have feelings, you know?” you said earning a smile from him. Oh how fucking hot he looked when he smiled. A red hue brushed your cheek and Kenma’s ear. Before you knew it he pulled you into a small kiss that set fireworks in both your brains. You pulled away and smiled “Don’t you wanna go home?” you smirked. “I think I’ll crash at yours.” You knew he was drunk but you still agreed and took him to your place.
The next day Kenma woke up to your arms wrapped around his neck and his head resting comfortably on your arm. Panic hit him like a truck but soon he felt happiness creep in and he smiled at you. you woke up and looked at him smiling at you and you returned it “How did you get so drunk yesterday?” You asked him as you clipped your hair. “I lost a bet against Kuro.” He said in embarrassment “Oh, go on.” “I slipped up that I liked you and he said if I didn’t tell you about it before the sun sets, I would have to do anything he says. Of course I didn’t tell you. He made me drink and well, here we are.” He said as he wore his hoodie. “As expected from our scheming captain.” He glared at you “It took me so much courage to tell you. Do not give him all the credit.” “Of course, Kuroo is the scheming captain but…” you held his face, pushing the hair out of his face “You’re the heart and brain” he gave a smile that made your heart stop. That was when Kenma realized you’re definitely the one for him, no doubt.
That's all!!
I hope you liked it!!
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ronnie-azumane · 3 years
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Haikyuu guys as stuff my dad did
This idea has been in my brain for a while, so I'm writing it out. Hope y'all enjoy :)
CW: idn, its pretty wholesome
Daichi answers your frantic phone call home expressing that you forgot your backpack and laptop for college when you went home over the weekend. Expressing that all of your notes are in the backpack, he decides to wake-up extra early Monday morning and make the 2 1/2 hour drive to your university, then drive all the way back to your hometown to go to work.
Sugawara came up with the best hiding spot for you while playing hide and seek at your 7th birthday party. He squeezed you in-between the back of the couch and the back couch cushions. Then, he sat in front of it to conceal the awkward lump it made in the couch. It took the others 30 minutes before giving up and telling you to come out.
Asahi asks you to style his hair for a zoom meeting he has later that day. After some deliberation, you both decide to do a mohawk style. He braces himself as you run off to get the brush, hairspray, hair gel, and hairdryer.
Nishinoya still wears the Annoying Orange shirt you got him when you were in 3rd grade. It's faded and has a giant picture of Annoying Orange on it, which faded from popularity in 2010, but he still wears it. In public.
Tanaka makes the dumbest jokes while in the audience of your colorguard/dance competitions. For example, he asked your mom if he should shout "Go get 'em George" to the group of girls performing to confuse everyone. Another favorite joke o his is to chant "the worm, the worm,, we worship the worm" while the previous team is carrying out their floor.
Ennoshida talks with you as you make one of the biggest changes in your life. Midway through your second semester at university, you determine that business is not for you, however, you do not have a backup plan. Talking with him, you end up changing your major to Geography, and now you love every second of it.
Kageyama drinks the milk out of you cereal. You hate the taste of milk by itself, but you don't want to eat dry cereal. To not waste milk, he drinks it after you finish eating your cereal.
Hinata fails miserably when your mom tells him to reapply the medical glue on your forehead. The day before, your sister threw a wooden block at you, causing a major tear in your head. Your mom took you to the emergency room, but they were busy and it was a school night, so they told her to just take some liquid band aid (which we called glue) and close the wound. Your mom told him to replace the glue, and he took ELMERS GLUE and placed it on the open wound. It hurt like a bitch.
Tsukishima takes you to go see the museum of natural history once a month. He knows you're the odd girl out of your class that would rather play with dinosaurs than dolls, so he takes you to see the dinosaur fossils. He also gets a discount because his place of work donated a significant amount of money and resources to one of the exhibits.
Yamaguchi helped set up your setup once you moved to zoom university. He attached your laptop to a monitor his job had extra, so now you feel like a badass whenever you use the two screens.
Oikawa out of nowhere invites all his high school friends over to stay the week at your house. A trip that probably should have been planned in weeks, even months, is planned in just a weekend. Everyone ends up sleeping on air mattresses and blankets on the floor due to your mom just finishing up replacing the floors in the house (she was not too happy with the sudden trip, but was welcoming anyway)
Iwaizumi makes you watch Godzilla with him whenever it's on TV. Some of his fondest memories include receiving Godzilla themed ornaments from his mom ever Christmas. He also unironically watches those cheesy fan-made Godzilla fights on YouTube for hours on end. Man just likes Godzilla.
Hanamaki and you wear funny hats to a volunteer cookout. The organizers told every one to wear a hat so that their hair didn't get in the food, but you two take it a step further. You wear a banana hat while he wears a hotdog hat.
Matsukawa taught you how to make all kinds of breakfast food at a young age. Whether it was a simple as a fried egg or as complex as French toast, he worked with you until the recipe came out perfect.
Kyotani scares the other parents off when it comes to the silent auction selling the class are projects. Now the shelf you and your kindergarten classmates fingerprinted flowers and bugs on sits proudly in your closet holding crafting supplies.
Ushijima scolds you for leaving the lights on. Most parents do that already, but he takes it to a new extreme. Your mom explains that he would never turn the lights on in his apartment when he was in college and would simply get his homework done before dark. Sometimes, if he had something to do, he would light a candle to finish something up.
Tendou recalls a story in which he stole a bus battery with his buddies to power an air conditioned tent at boy scout camp. He also recalls the year he and his friends tried to build a pool in the wilderness at the same count, only to get caught and reprimanded for it before filling it with water which totally had nothing to do with a camp counselor finding it and having a Vietnam flashback
Goshiki watches anime with you. He always acts like he is uninterested in whatever show is on, but he soon gets super into it and it will be the only thing he talks about for a week.
Kuroo sits at the table with you until 2am working on that math assignment you have been struggling with. You've definitely run out of tears to cry, and had to redo the assignment twice, but he is guiding you through the answers
Yaku isn't a fan of all the pets you and your mom have collected over the years. I mean, in his defense, at one point we had 8 cats an 3 dogs. However, he is also super cuddly with them, always giving them nose boops and belly rubs.
Kenma plays Xbox, Wii, and the ds with you. He doesn't find the bulk of the games you play with him entertaining, but he is willing to run through LEGO Star Wars with you. His personal favorite to play is Mario Kart and he doesn't let you win >:(
Lev is trying to convince the family to let him take the position in Alaska with higher pay. When mom raised the concern that the long winters wouldn't do well for your mental health, his counter argument was, "Yeah, and that sucks, but hear me out. We could have a pet Polar Bear." We didn't move to Alaska
Bokuto was definitely the most enthusiastic dad at the girl scout father daughter dance. He twirled you around in your pretty little JC Penney dress and made sure you two were the center of the dance floor. At one point, he lifted you above his head with each foot in a hand like a cheerleader. Truly terrifying.
Akaashi drives out to the 24-hour pharmacy to pick up some cold medicine when you couldn't sleep due to a stuffy nose. He also checks up on you every hour when you are coughing with some mysterious disease (due to the lack of tests and priority of the high-risk, I will never know if I had Covid when I got sick in late March)
Aone gives you the biggest hug after you get released from the graduation ceremony. He isn't the best with words, so this hug speaks so much to you.
Terushima has been taking you to Mardi Gras in New Orleans since you were a baby. He doesn't care that it's mostly an adult party, he believes that everyone in the family should enjoy a good ol' Mardi Gras
Atsumu carries you on his shoulders all the time when you're small. He just thinks it's the cutest thing.
Osamu makes sure to host a crawfish boil every year. Whether its the neighbors, family, both, or just the household, you can expect some good, spicy crawfish with corn and potatoes whenever he cooks.
Kita teaches you how to drive a stick shift. He's frustrated that you cant move three feet before stalling, but then realizes that the issue was that you were in third gear, not first. He is now impressed that you were even able to start moving at third gear.
Sakusa takes you along with him to work. His job is full of tough men, so when they see him with you in a little blue dress-up tutu and a plastic tiara on your head, their hearts just melt.
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ash3zfall · 3 years
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dating kuroo tetsuro
f!reader ; headcanons ; sfw
a/n: i have a guy friend who reminds me of kuroo maybe i should ask him out LMAO
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- competitive about classwork at first
- becomes friendly afterwards
- starts dating after some class rivalry 
- trope: enemies to lovers (i’m just fueling my preference here LOL)
- share headphones
- invites you to games willingly
- arm around your shoulder all the time
- will poke and tickle you 
- calls you out in front of everyone
- embarrasses you a lot
- you make fun of him too but he has good comebacks
- kisses you after games (kenma will gag)
- teaches you classwork sometimes
- assigns you to make sure kenma doesn’t go on his game
- you help him spike by setting 
- watch jeopardy together and shout answers to the tv
- trips you in the hallways (i would hate this)
- walks you to classes or your house
- will nap after practice on your bed and you have to drag him out
- might serenade you if ur on a balcony (plz)
- sarcastic little shit
- lies on ur shoulder when sitting next to you
- lets u lie on his as well
- airdrops you the weirdest memes or vids
- takes you on creative dates
- buys you sus stuff from the gas station
- likes making tiktoks w you
- he is a fun bf
- loves u endearingly
- you guys are a funny duo
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starting off strong with queen nicki
- is vague to the point where ur constantly asking him questions
- you roast people together
- is good at flirting (yall saw him in haikyuu-bu?)
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a/n: i feel like he listens to playboi carti in an alternate universe
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hinatas-sunshine · 4 years
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Synopsis: You reminisce with your boyfriend about how you two met, while the team listens, seeing how your hate turned to love.
Genre: Fluff, maybe goofy idk I try
A/N: I thought of this when I didn’t write much all day because I was so exited to write again! but I’m so excited to put it down now! Enjoy this and thanks again for always being so kind to me 🥺 requests are open! KITHES!
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Kuroo:
• He hadn’t know you didn’t like him, he just thought you were shy
• When he would approach you and you’d look away, shove your headphones on and walk away he thought you were just not a talkative person or in a hurry
Yaku: Oh y/n? She’s cool, she’s super hyper - doesn’t like you though
Kenma: Yeah I can relate
Kuroo: Kenma 🥺💔
• When you two where in chemistry together you knew he was the smartest person in class
“For this project you will need partners.”
• Everyones silently cheered
“But I’ll be choosing your partners.”
• Now everyone’s cheers became groans
• You silently prayed you didn’t get with the last person you wanted to be with, but the universe had other plans for you...
“Kuroo and y/n-“
“Excuse me, Miss, could I maybe work alone instead?”
• All the other girls beamed and raised their hands asking to work with him while your teacher shook her head and Kuroo blushed, wether it be from the amount of girls who offered to work with him or that you just lowkey humbled him
“Sorry y/n - but you have to have a partner for this one.”
• You only sighed and eyed Kuroo who still had a blush on his cheeks - and a bunch of girls glaring at you.
• You rolled your eyes and sat with him once your teacher told you guys to sit with your partners
“What’s your deal y/n? I don’t remember doing anything to you.”
• You glared at him before opening your notebook and starting to write stuff down making yourself busy
“Let’s get this project over with.”
“Okay... fine.”
• His eyes would wander over to you as you lost yourself in your work, but his eyes didn’t go unnoticed - they were practically burning holes in the side of your head
• You turned your head and glared at him
“Whats your problem Kuroo? Stop staring at me!”
“Me? You’re the one who’s mean to me for no reason!”
“What? Because I’m not one of your stupid fans? Sorry I’m not begging to be your partner but I have a little more decency than that.”
“I don’t expect you to be! But you have no real reason to hate me!”
• You glared at him one more time before the bell rang and you stood up shoving everything in your bag stomping out
• Kuroo hurried to follow you, catching up to you he grabbed your wrist
“Oh my gosh why do you care so much if I like you or not?”
• He let go of you and looked to the side scratching the back of his head
“Because you hate me for no reason...”
“Because you’re a player! You’re a flirt Kuroo! I hear it everywhere but I’m not gonna fall for your tricks just because you have a pretty face!”
• He raised his eyebrow and let out a laugh his cheeks painted red at the compliment
• You sighed and grumbled smacking his arm
“It’s not funny! Shut up rooster head before I sell you to a farm!”
• He started cackling at this point holding his stomach causing you to turn red
“Y-Y/n... I don’t know if you know this or not but I am not a player - I would rather not spend all my time flirting.”
• Now it was your turn to blush, you looked away before crossing your arms
“Doesn’t mean your face isn’t any less annoying you dumb bedheaded beanstock.”
• He shrugged and smiled at you
“It takes time to grow accustomed to people, I’ll let you have your time to begin to like me.”
• Your face grew red again and you stomped your foot
“This is what I’m talking about! You flirt!”
“That’s was flirting?!”
• Your eyes shot open and you smacked your head
“You’re so slow..”
• You two began walking and arguing
• and that’s how you two were...
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Inuoka: So... you hated Kuroo?
Y/N: with my whole chest.
• Here you sat at the Nekoma boy’s practice, Kuroo lazily slumped over you as you tried to push him away
“You’re sweaty, nasty unwashed potato.”
• Kuroo raised his eyebrow at you and Yaku laughed silently next to you
Yaku: it doesn’t sound any different, sounds like she still hates you
Kuroo: Y/n loves me! That’s not true at all!
Y/n: no wait let him speak
Kuroo: WHAT-
• You giggled placing a small peck on his cheek, showing him that you’re kidding - to which he picked you up and hugged you tightly
Kenma: Disgusting
• You look at Kenma and he smiled at you before looking at his game again
“Why don’t you smile at me Kenma?!”
“Because you’re irritating Lev.”
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Atsumu:
• LMAO EVERYONE BUT HIM KNEW YOU DIDNT LIKE HIM
• When you sat with your friends, all they did was talk about Atsumu, while you ate your fruit slices because Yum 😋
“HES SO CUTE!”
Y/n: he has the IQ of a mannequin
“He does not! He’s really smart! Which reminds me oh my gosh-“
• You shrugged tuning out your friend before looking back at your fruit slices and taking a bite happily
• Then there was Atsumu, in his own little world in the middle of practice - until a ball hit him in the back of the head
• Osamu glared at him while Kita shook his head
Kita: Why are you so spaced out today?
Osamu: He jus has no brain - it takes em a second to regain his brain cell
Atsumu: NOT TRUE! I jus- I saw this cute girl today
• The whole team groaned while another ball came at the blonde head with a thump
Osamu: who even is it this time?!
Atsumu: ...y/n 😳👉🏽👈🏽
• The whole gym went silent before everyone laughed at him making him go red
Atsumu: WHATS SO BAD ABOUT Y/N?
Suna: She literally hates you
*y/n: oh my why am I sneezing so much? Am I getting sick?*
• Atsumu frowned before looking at everyone
Atsumu: wait why?
• To which everyone shrugged and went back to their practice
• But that kept him only wondering what made you hate him...
• The next day you were enjoying your daily fruit slices happily on a bench alone, you popped a slice into your mouth bouncing of happiness at the sweet taste
• Your happiness faltered when you saw Atsumu approaching you with a sickingly sweet smile while all his fan girls glared at you already
• he couldn’t be approaching you right? Maybe he was gonna pass you? Yeah - that’s most likely it. He doesn’t have any reason to talk to y-
“Hi y/n!”
• Yeah no. You picked up your fruit slices and bag walking away
“Wait! Y/n!”
• You turned, half a fruit slice sticking out of your mouth, the other half being chewed
• He looked at you like you were the cutest in the world - and you took the fruit slice out of your mouth
“What corn head?”
• He automatically stopped smiling and glared at you
“Why do ya hate me huh?”
• You shrugged and turned around and kept walking but you came to a halt feeling a force pulling you back - he grabbed the strap of your backpack and you gasped falling back
• He put his arm around you and smiled down at you with closed eyes opening his mouth to speak
• But your fist in his side and his gasping fangirls stopped him from speaking
“Did she just hit Atsumu?!”
“She’s so ungrateful! I’d love to have him with me like that!”
• You internally gagged at their annoying remarks and sent them a glare worse than they had given you making them scatter
“You perv! This is why I totally despise you! You think you can do whatever you want and you get away with whatever because everyone likes you! But you’re just an asshole!”
• He looked at you with furrowed eyebrows as you stomped off
• He didn’t do anything wrong did he?
• He walked back up to you and you groaned turning and pressing your foot onto his making him wince
“Ouch!”
“Stop following me! It’s creepy!”
• You frowned and held the straps to your bag while he gasped and reached in his bag
“You like these? Right? I made sure to save mine for you!”
• He held out some fruit slices and placed them in your hands, before smiling at you, patting your head and walking away
• When he got to practice his brother was already laughing it him
“We tell you she hates you and you think you can get her to like you by just approaching her? Oh my gosh!”
• He growled at his captain but all eyes snapped to the door when you walked in
“Did ya come to confess ya love to me?”
“No I’d rather avoid looking at you at all costs.”
• He frowned and you handed some papers to Kita telling him they were for coach while he thanked you
• You walked to Atsumu who was sulking, thinking maybe you were too harsh on him...
“Listen... you should really try working on your people skills... then maybe... I’ll be your friend if you’d like.”
• He smirked at you
“Oh so-“
“Nevermind.”
• You turned to walk out before he was in front of you for a split second
“I’m sorry! I’ll be a’ better person!”
• This had everyone’s eyebrows raised - and you nodded smiling at and putting a hand on his shoulder
“I’m sure you can do it!”
• Yeah he was a puddle in your arms at that point watching you walk out
“Ya wouldn’t last a’ day trashsumu.”
“Shut up ‘samu!”
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• Atsumu recalled the story to Bokuto, Sakusa, and Hinata
“Wow so you changed just for her?! That’s so romantic!”
• Hinata’s eyes grew wide as he smiled at Bokuto who had a tear in his eye
“That’s so sweet!”
• Sakusa rolled his “You didn’t change you liar.”
• You smacked your boyfriends head
“I was not that mean you stupid corn head!”
• He rubbed the back of his head looking at you as you placed a kiss on his cheek
“I was actually really nice he was just super annoying”
“Was not!”
Sakusa: I believe it
Atsumu: Omi 🥺
• You giggled and smiled at Atsumu, he smiled back at you sliding an arm around your waist leading his head on your shoulder
“Either way she helped me change for the better.”
• This causes you to blush and look down at your lap
“Shut up corn head.”
Hinata: Oh my gosh so that’s what she sounded like while he was explaining the story!
Bokuto: No! She sounded more high pitched probably like this
• Cue Bokuto saying “shut up corn head” in a high pitched voice
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Oikawa:
• He thought when everyone said you hated him it was just a joke :(
Iwaizumi: she hates you
Oikawa: Haha so funny
Iwaizumi: no really she hates your guts
• He didn’t get the memo - THE VERY CLEAR MEMO - because when you two were forced to sit next to each other in class and you ignored him, he was confused
“Can I borrow a pen y/n? I left mine-“
• you have already flicked a pin at his forehead to which he caught
• when he sat next to your table at lunch with his own friends he realized how much you hate him
“Okau y/n, kiss, marry, kill: oikawa-“
“Kill oikawa.”
“I didn’t finish.”
“Oh yeah sorry.”
• The look of fear on his face was very noticeable and not only that Iwaizumi cackling made it even more noticeable they heard because you turned around
“Huh? Why are you staring at me like that?”
“Y/n-Chan!” “Don’t call me that” “You just said you’d rather kill me than be with me!”
“Yeah what about it?”
• He was sulking the rest of the day and everytime Iwa thought about it he laughed so hard
• By the time he was at practice, he knew his worries would go away. But when his fan girls approached he started getting... bored?
• Iwaizumi quickly caught onto his fake smile and realized how he quickly told them he was in a rush
Iwa: Aye shittykawa!
Oikawa: Huh? What did I do!
Iwa: What’s up with you?
• This confuses oikawa, what was wrong with him? He didn’t think anything was wrong with him...
Mattsun: Yeah usually you’re all *bats eyelashes and puts fake hair behind his year* with your 5,000 girlfriends!
Oikawa: I am not!
Makki: Are too! And they usually go *appraches Mattsun with hands behind his back shyly* for you and you eat that up!
• Yuh Makki and Mattsun Debby Ryaning! Get into it!
• This had Oikawa red and blushing
“Shouldn’t you guys be practicing!?”
• The rest of the team laughed at their upperclassmen and continued on with practice
• He walked up to you the next day smiling at you while you groaned and walked into the girls bathroom to avoid him
• You stood in there for 3 minutes before you walked back out - thank god he was gone
“Y/n!”
“OH MY GOSH!”
• You jumped and swing your backpack at the boy who fell back with a thud
“Oh my gosh I’m so sorry! Oikawa! What were you doing!”
• He held his bleeding nose and sat up
“I know you said you’d kill me! But I didn’t think you’d actually mean it!”
“Huh? When did I-“
• the color drained from your face when you remembered your own words
“I’m not a psychopath! You just scared me! You creepy stalker!”
“I am not!”
“Are too!”
• You helped him up and made him sit at a nearby bench in the hall heading back into the girls bathroom to get some paper towels
• You cleaned him up and pinched the bridge of his nose
“What do you have in your bag y/n? Bricks!?”
“Wha- no?! I carry a lot for school!”
“You knew today would be your attack day!”
“I’ll let your nose bleed out if you don’t shut up 💞”
• He slightly laughed and you smiled at him, when he was up close maybe he wasn’t so bad...
“Y/n... why do you hate me?”
“You’re cocky.”
“I am not!”
“Are too!”
• He growled and sighed letting you take your hand off of his nose
“You also think you need to show everyone you’re so good at everything, Oikawa you don’t have to do that all the time. Everyone likes you enough as it is - stop stressing yourself out.”
• He looked at you as your blush painted your cheeks
“Y/n... do you like me?”
“Shut up! I’ll hit you with my brick back again!”
“Okay okay!”
• He smiled at you as you growled lowly, you threw away the napkins and sat down next to him
“Listen Oikawa, you’re a great captain. You’re a leader and above all you’re kind. But sometimes you let the fangirls get to your head and it’s - annoying to say the least.”
• He looked at you, you were gripping your skirt and your hair was covering your face
“Y/n...”
“Shut up oikawa I’ll punch you if you say something cheesy.”
• He smiled to himself, the butterflies in his stomach now becoming way more noticeable as he scooted closer to you
• You noticed this and stood up
“I’ll see you later Oikawa.”
• He nodded and watched as you walked away, you shot a smile at him and turned your head back around to continue walking
• He cherished that moment forever
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Kindaichi: So... She actually had a crush on you the whole time?
Oikawa: Ye-
Y/n: no. Definitely not.
• Oikawa pouted and you kissed his nosed laughing, while the other boys gagged
Kunimi: I think this was a cute story!
• You smiled and linked arms with Oikawa - who smiled down at you as you talked excitedly about their upcoming match while the other boys talked back just as excited
Iwa: you coming to watch the retired circus clown?
Oikawa: Iwa 😔
Y/n: Of course Iwa-Chan!
• Iwaizumi nodded patting your head
Oikawa: HUH? Why is it different when she does it?!
Iwaizumi: Because you’re just weird about it!
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zodiakuroo · 3 years
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yandere boyfie kenma
here’s a poorly written piece detailing one of the terrible fantasies i use to help get me through university featuring kenma and gn!reader
warnings: 18+, mentions of drug use (weed), drugging, manipulation, gaslighting, yandere themes, reader kind of has a panic attack?
ok but like.... dating kenma, at first he’s not exactly neglectful but just.... distant? typical introvert things you know
but as time goes on he gets used to your presence and starts to miss you when you’re not around
you spend every weekend at his place and just take such good care of him like cutting up fruits for him, bringing him snacks and water during his streams and even sucking him off when he’s getting really frustrated
he wants you there all the time but every time he mentions the idea of you moving in with him you shut it down immediately
it’s not that you don’t love him, you say, it’s just a big step that you’re not exactly ready to take yet. so every sunday it’s the same spiel...
“just stay one more night baby please.” he pouts
“kenma i can’t i have work tomorrow.” “I promised my friends we’d have brunch tomorrow.” “i have an early lecture”  you try to reason with him. there’s always something and usually he doesn’t press you any further but he’s tired of this 
he doesn’t appreciate having to share you with your job or school or friends, he can’t understand why he isn’t enough for you
he hates that it’s come to this, it makes him feel like an absolute creep but seeing as you refuse to even consider his perspective, you leave him no choice
so one sunday morning he surprises you with breakfast in bed with an extra little surprise mixed into your coffee
he scored the little baggie of white pills from his plug, not even bothering to ask what they were called but the dealer assured him that this shit would help you “chill the fuck out”
and half an hour later you’re all soft and giggly and totally spaced out- exactly as promised... your head in your boyfriend’s lap while he plays with your hair, body feeling heavy and warm all over
you look up at him, pupils dilated and dopey grin on your face, he can tell that he’s the only thing on your mind right now, no other thoughts in that pretty little head... yeah he could get used to this...
you wake up the next day, just past midday, brain filled with fog, not really remembering anything from the day before.
you freak out when you check your phone to see it filled with texts, from your friends asking why you weren’t in class, and a single email from your professor because you missed the deadline for huge assignment and are now at risk of failing the module
despite your aching, spinning head, you practically leap out of bed. your stomach is churning and you’re fighting to urge to throw up but manage to stumble into the living room, hoping your boyfriend can help you make sense of the situation 
aside from the amnesia, you feel positively awful, kind of like a hangover but so much more visceral
you’re absolutely freaking out when you find kenma, sat in front of the tv, laser focused on the game he’s playing but the sounds of your hysterical crying and hyperventilating grab his attention
he immediately pauses and makes his way over to you, cupping both your cheeks in his soft hands, wiping your tears away with gentle strokes of his thumbs, hushing and cooing at you like one would a child
you try and ask him what happened last night but he can’t really make out anything through the sobs and hiccups
he guides you over to the couch, sitting you down next to him and takes deep breaths with you to help you find your bearings before asking what’s the matter
feeling slightly more grounded, you start to explain how you overslept (even though you didn’t plan on spending the night again), woke up with no memory of what happened yesterday and how you missed your deadline
his face is stoic as always, easily feigning surprise and innocence but he can’t help the pang of guilt he feels when he sees how genuinely distraught you are over this, he didn’t mean to upset you... he just wanted a little more time with you
still he tells you in a sympathetic voice to calm down and that everything will be okay.
he tells you the lie he had come up with beforehand.... that yesterday when he offered to drive you home, you asked him to smoke just one bowl with him and then you’d call an uber instead
but one bowl turned into two and before either of you knew it, you were both too stoned to even move
he assures you that if he had known you had things today, he would have woken you up on time and even reminded you about your submission that night but you didn’t tell him so he let you sleep
he wanted you to chill out and rest up because god knows you deserve it, really he was just trying to be a good boyfriend
“baby relax. we can fix this.” tells you. it’s really no big deal. you can get yourself an extension, he’ll even help you but first you need to relax or else you won’t be able to think straight, all this stress isn’t good for you 
he tells you breathe, even guiding you in to a slow, deep rhythm before disappearing into the kitchen to make you a lovely, soothing cup of tea that should help ease your nerves
he crushes up another one of those special little pills into your tea cup smirking to himself as he watches the white powder vanish into nothing
he hands you the tea in exchange for your phone, telling you to calm down while he drafts an apology email to your professor, pleading for an extension
in reality he’s doing nothing of the sort. he’s actually texting your friends, telling them that you’re fine and to leave you alone for the rest of the day (the last thing he wants is them blowing up his phone cause they can’t get a hold of you)
you’re so grateful, you tell him with tears in your eyes “i don’t know what i’d do without you” as you sip down the warm, comforting tea, feeling calm wash over you
he simply smiles and says “you don’t have to worry about anything. ‘m always gonna take care of you.” and before long you’re nice and relaxed like he promised you would be
you’re curled up in his lap, fiddling with the strings of his hoodie while he plays his game, not a care in the world
it’s then that he decides it’s for the best if he just keeps you like this, nice and drugged up for him so you’ll never want to leave
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luvreyn · 3 years
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REAL || Kuroo Tetsuro
part 2 of pretend.
warning: angst?
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The sun was setting when you arrived at the funeral.
You touch the ring on your finger, the one he gave back years ago because it wouldn’t look right on another girl.
You saw familiar faces—old teachers and schoolmates alike—who you greeted briefly. You saw his old teammates instantly as they stood tall in front of their old coach’s grave. You saw Levi brushing his tears, Kenma looking down sadly, and while the others looked lost and on the verge of crying again, because who would have thought they’d bury their strong and resilient coach so soon?
But Kuroo Tetsuro is comforting them by patting their backs, despite the fact that he appears to need it the most.
Kuroo Tetsuro, your ex-husband, who’s sporting a sad smile as he told his teammates to go home and rest.
You braced yourself as you approached them, clearing your throat slightly.
There’s a mixture of gasps, bewilderment, amazement, and happiness when they see you, and you’re quick to show your condolences as you hug them one by one, patting their back slightly.
Your shoulder is wet with their tears. After a small talk and it’s-nice-to-see-you and we-should-hang-out-next-time, they left you alone with the person you’re not sure you’re ready to face alone yet. You figured they wanted to give you some alone time, knowing your history.
You’re not ready to face him alone, but you need to, especially after what you learned.
"You came."
"Well, yeah, he was my teacher too." you reply as you glance at his form. Physical touch has always been one of Tetsuro’s love languages, so you’re not sure if you should hug him to comfort him or just let him be.
You don’t know if you even have the right.
"Yeah..." he laughs weakly. "He was, wasn’t he?"
The broken laugh and his watery eyes are what convince you to close the distance and wrap your arms around his waist to hug him despite the bitter end of your marriage.
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At 7, you began to dislike ‘love’.
"I hate Dad." You clench your fist tightly as you glare at the floor. Your Mom is in front of you, trying to see which outfit looks best for your Father’s birthday.
"No, no, don’t say that, sweetheart." Your mother said in panic as she brushed your tears away and crouched down to meet your eyes. "Don’t hate your Dad, okay?"
You shake your head. "I hate him. He makes you cry all the time."
"Shush, sweetheart." She carries you, rocks you gently. "Your Father loves you very much. He’d be sad if he heard that."
You don’t care if he’s going to be sad. You wound your little arms around your trembling mother, nodding to appease her, but you continued to hate your Father.
Hate him as he parades his women, hate him as your mother cries herself to sleep, hate him as your Mother’s health worsens because of stress and heart complications. You loath him.
Even though he dotes on you.
You hate him for making your mother’s life miserable.
At 18, you left the house that used to be your home and vowed to do your best in Uni to go far away from your Father.
At 19, you met Kuroo again in a matter of coincidence and fate. He always stands out, sure of himself as he talks to the professors and your peers.
You heard of him from your classmates during high school, heard your teachers praise him for his athleticism and leadership skills, and saw his games because of your friends.
Despite being at the same university and in one of the same classes, you don’t talk to him and he doesn’t talk to you unless to greet you or borrow a ballpen. Still, you become quite close. Maybe it was because he was a regular in the cafe where you worked part-time to support your bills after cutting all your connections with your jerk of a father, and you became seatmates because he was late one day and sat on the back row with you to avoid drawing attention to himself. He sat with you for the rest of the semester.
Perhaps it was because he was there to console you when your father made a scene at work and forced you to leave despite your protests.
Or maybe it was everything and nothing.
So when you started to date, you were still afraid to take risks, but he was gentle with you, wasn’t he? He matched your pace and assured you all the time.
Even though you didn’t consider it ‘love’.
Because love as shown by your Father is toxic, hurtful, and miserable.
So when Kuroo asks for your hand in marriage in front of your mother’s grave with promises and love on his lips, in his eyes. You said yes because finally.
This is the love you always wanted to feel.
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Kuroo basks in the warmth of your hug. His arms are wrapped around your waist. His hug is tight—he’s too afraid to let go, too afraid to loosen his hold, too afraid to go back to being without you.
▷▷
You ended up in his place because you were too afraid to leave him alone, and he was too afraid to let you leave.
You see your old photographs as he ushers you inside, apologizing for the mess.
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Love...
Is tainted for you again when you saw him locking lips with another woman. There’s no word to describe the feeling of seeing him kissing another woman outside the bar. You remembered your mother’s misery at the hands of your father and how it started with a kiss.
"Tetsuro!" Your hands are tight around the car door.
He and his woman stopped kissing, looking at you with wide eyes. His eyes were wide when he saw you, looking at you, then at his officemate, then at you again before rushing to you in a mixture of desperation, horror, and fear.
"Love, li-"
You pushed him away as he tried to hug you. "Shut up!" you yelled at his officemate and him before getting into your car and driving away as he chased you.
He comes home after you instantly, begging on his knees for another chance as you push him away and side-step his touches.
Still, you love him so much that you agreed to mend your broken relationship. It still doesn't change the feeling of dread and anxiety when you watch the clock while waiting for him to come home every night. You're scared that he’s kissing someone again, and you’re hit with the sudden realization that this is exactly why and how your mother withered away the way she did.
But you’re not your mother. You won’t be miserable. You won’t die because of this. So, with a clear mind, you talked to your lawyers.
She-she talked to me. You began, licking your lips. After all the pleasantries. It’s time to discuss the elephant in the room. Why didn’t you tell me?
He seemed out of words, shocked to hear that, but he smiled slightly. He watches you—watches the new color of your hair, the changes he wasn’t there to witness, the wedding ring on your finger (he stops looking because he suddenly has the urge to punch the husband that’s not him anymore.)
“Because it still happened. I still hurt you.”
“But...”
“Would it have changed anything?”
"Yes..." you pause, wouldn't it have? "I don’t know, but it would have done something!"
Kuroo tilts his head. "Do you remember that night?"
How could you forget? You were going to get him because he said he missed you and wanted to go home even though he was in the middle of his company’s afterparty. He texted you the bar address and you saw him with her and the rest was history.
"When I saw the look on your face and it was there because of me, I realized that I wouldn’t be able to erase what I did even though I didn’t know it wasn’t you."
Your heart clenched at the defeated tone in his voice.
"But it all worked out in the end, right?"
"Yeah, yeah, it did."
He looks at his watch and then at you. "Is your husband not looking for you?" Because if it was him, he’d be calling you and begging you to come home.
He looked taken aback when you gave him a funny look. husband? Since when did you get married? Gesturing towards the ring, he gives a sheepish smile, "I just thought-"
And you laughed because you just now realized that if you’re not your mother, then Tetsuro isn’t your Father. He isn’t going to be because he cares about you and he made you so happy more than anyone and loves you so much-
"I didn’t throw it away." Your eyes are wet with tears as you raise your hand for him to see. "I couldn’t."
He eyes the ring carefully and he looks like he wants to cry and smile all at once. He looks at you with the same amazement and happiness that you used to see every day.
Your love...
You think as he closes the gap, your love deserves a second chance.
When Kuroo woke up, you were still sleeping peacefully with your head on his chest. There are clothes on the floor, the smell of alcohol in the air, a ring on your finger.
He smiles, leans to give you a kiss on your forehead, and basks in the feeling of you against him.
The sun rises; it’s already morning.
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mattsunfairy · 3 years
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haikyuu boys on saint patrick’s day
genre: crack humor
notes: i kinda hate myself for this lmao
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tendou: convinced goshiki that he’s half irish and therefore has seen a real life leprechaun.
semi: he’s hot so his band probably has a gig at a pub. gets paid and gets free food and even a drink. he doesn’t really care too much for the holiday though.
ushijima: it’s an average day for him. he tries to be a bit more festive and uses some of his free time to look for four leaf clovers do they even have clovers in japan or am i stupid?
lev: goes around the whole day calling yaku a leprechaun and ended the day with a whole bunch of bruises.
kenma: he doesn’t even realize it’s saint patrick’s day until one of his games has like a mini event and he just sits there like oh.
kuroo: all day during practice, whenever someone did something well he’d just shrug and go ‘it’s the luck of the irish’ no, kuroo. it’s not n
oikawa: “it’s saint patrick’s day” he’s overly excited, uses these weird themed pick up lines on his fangirl. it’s kinda disturbing to watch.
iwaizumi: “it’s not a major holiday, we really don’t give a fuck” 100% down with oikawa’s bs, he’s just trying to get through the day.
matsukawa: chugging as many shamrock shakes as he possibly can in the parking lot of a mcdonald’s at 1:30 in the morning.
hanamaki: also chugging as many shamrock shakes as he possibly can in the parking lot of a mcdonald’s at 1:30 in the morning.
bokuto: he was VERY VERY excited, he was even about to start literally looking for the end of a rainbow in hopes of a pot of good. that was until the team had to explain that it was just a myth.
akaashi: tries to hide the fact he enjoys any festive themed food, so same goes with saint patty’s day. he would hate for his team to see him enjoying some type of green dyed food.
tanaka: him and noya follow saeko to a university party and they enjoy themselves. everyone things they’re drunk but no, they’re just like that.
noya: showed up to practice with those cheap dollar store necklaces and hats. he tried to give some to the first years to be a good senpai but regretted it when tsukishima compared him to a leprechaun.
tsukishima: yeah this dude made fun of anyone and everyone who even bothered to celebrate saint patrick’s day. except yams tho.
yamaguchi: he’s sweet, he probably made like cookies and cut them out into clover shapes. he was proud of them and thought they tasted pretty good. any excuse to bake it a good excuse.
hinata: now don’t hate me for this he went to go pick up natsu from school and one of her class mates asked if both of them were like leprechauns or something. now both hinata siblings hate saint patrick’s day.
atsumu: a menace he went up to his fan girl and asked for a ‘lucky saint patty’s day smooch’ before practice.
osamu: not as bad as his brother but one year he was caught wearing a very loud green t-shirt that read ‘kiss me i’m irish’ claimed he didn’t know what it meant when he bought it.
suna: the less expected person to really be into saint patrick’s day. no, yeah i see his sister and family being really into it for some weird reason. he would rather be caught dead though than caught wearing a little buckle hat.
kita: he’s neutral on the holiday. he use to enjoy doing things when he was younger but now he’s just grown out of it. that doesn’t mean he won’t say happy saint patrick’s day to the people he talks to.
aran: he goes a long with it for the sake of his younger brother. like when his parents do the ‘oh no a leprechaun destroyed your room’ he’ll play along.
moniwa: wants to do something fun for the team and he probably prepares a little ‘pot-luck’ yk cuz it’s a bit of a play on words-
futakuchi: grumbles and complains about having to celebrate the holiday but will still eat enough food to give him a stomach ache.
kognegawa: he’s more than happy to celebrate. he even brought a baggie of those coin candies to share with his classmates.
aone: he puts his little turtle in a little leprechaun hat and he probably takes a billion pictures of it.
sakusa: another one who secretly loved celebrating holidays. tbh he probably plays celtic music in his room thinking it’s considered festive. komori caught him once and never let him live it down.
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noyasboxdye · 3 years
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Character: Kenma K. Header creds: @leekn6w​ Song: I’m loving your vibe by Xavier Goodman !!WARNINGS!!: College/University AU, Smoking/Drug Usage, Male! Reader Title: Cute Party boy
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You had been sitting in the corner of someone's house deciding to finally give up on finding your friends knowing that they had probably already found some random guy to hook up with. Looking around and watching the drunk young adults grind, sing, dance, scream and drink the night away you finally had enough of sitting there, you stood up from your seat walking into the kitchen and looking at the several different arrangements of drinks noticing they had fireball, whiskey, tequila, gin, brandy, and several other things in one section then having the beer in another.
Not wanting anything to hard and hating beer you went for the fruit punch pouring your cup 3/4 of the way and walking up the stairs making the decision not to open any closed doors knowing that one or several of your friends could be in that room doing things you didn't want to vision your friends doing right now. Noticing a slightly open door, seeing smoke continuously flowing out of the room as people go in and out some alone some with friends or partners.
Finally concluding that you didn't have anything to do and you were tired of being so sober you walked into the room the aroma of weed and what you think is vanilla and strawberry flavored juul pods. Sitting down on the couch near a window, trying to stay your farthest from the two men you were on the couch next to.
Pulling out your pod and taking a longer hit then you would usually and exhaling taking note to the pudding head and black haired male next to him who had been taking glances and staring on and off for about 20 minutes now. Taking your phone out trying to figure out why your phone had been vibrating in your back pocket continuously for a few minutes now. Rolling your eye seeing that your mother had been calling you and texting you nonstop making sure you were studying for your tests that weren't happening till like 3 months.
Texting your mother and telling her that you've been studying all week and its 10pm on a Saturday and you had been cramming for the past week and a half with barely any breaks. Turning your phone off whilst rolling your eyes. Noticing that the two boys across from you were still continuing to stare at you, you stared back at the two hoping that it would make them stop.
Them finally stopping you go on your phone texting your friends once more as an attempt to check on them even though you knew that at least two of them were together. "Hey..." the bed head said. "Uhm- hi." you said not really in the mood to talk to anyone right now. "I know we've been staring at you for a while now and sorry for that, but my friend said your beautiful/handsome and he would love it if you gave him his number." he said with a slight smirk on his face. "Well I mean sure but only if he comes over and asks himself." you say looking at the bi haired colored boy.
"Okay- wait sorry hold on." hurriedly getting up from the old beaten up couch with a smile on his face walking back over the his friend and whispering in his ear while pointing at you, the shorter boy blushes with a smile on his face getting up from his chair and awkwardly shuffling over to you. Sitting next to you and smiling the blush on his cheeks becoming more prominent.
"Hey... sorry about my friend. I told him to leave you alone, but he didn't listen." he said rubbing the back of his neck. "It's fine... so what's your name." you said as you took a hit from your juul "My names Kenma. What's yours?" he said finally starting to seem a little bit comfortable with you. "(M/N)" you said holding your hand out to shake his hand a warm smile coming across your face as you feel his skin contact yours.
"Your pretty to by the way." you say moving your phone out of your back pocket not liking the feeling of your mother blowing up your phone against your butt cheek. "What-?" Kenma said look up at you with wide eyes. "Your friend told me you thought I was pretty/handsome, so I said your pretty." You said smiling. "Oh ah- thanks." he said with a slight chuckle tucking some stray strands of hair behind his ear frowning slightly.
"You going to ask for my number or do I have to." you said smirking slightly in a more teasing/sensual tone, the smirk becoming wider and more prominent when that heavy blush that dusted his cheeks earlier dusted them once again. "You look like a strawberry again Kenma." you state teasing him once again and making his blush deeper. "So- uhm can I have your number... then." he says pointing at the phone on your thigh.
"Yeah sure give me your phone right quick" he says giggling a bit at how shy he was. "Yeah sure- here..." he says practically glowing and shaking a little from excitement. "Uh I called my number so your number should be in my phone now, and my contact name is my name. I didn't know what you wanted it as, so I put it as that." you said handing him his phone back and half way making sure he noticed. "Okay thanks I'll call you tonight to make sure you get home- if that's okay with you."
"Yeah it's fine with me. And I'll do the same if I leave before you." you said your voice lowering slightly as you start to become calmer and more comfortable around him. "Okay cool. You want a drink-" he says not knowing what to do now his mind creating an awkward atmosphere that wasn't even there. "Yeah sure. They didn't have anything good though which is why I got juice before." you said warning him that nothing good would be in the downstairs kitchen.
"Yeah I got mostly juice too. My friend wanted me to get a little tipsy so he wasn't drunk alone." he said you both walking down stairs as Kenma texts Kuroo letting him know where he was going so he would leave without him, it happened once and he'll never allow it to happen ever again. "Kool-Aid or Hawaiian punch?" you said as you chose something from the fridge. "Kool-Aid... duh." Kenma said laughing a bit.
"Which flavor?" you say. "Purple and red." answered checking his phone. "You like purple! I love purple too everyone I meet hates purple." you say a childlike grin on your face. (Yes, ur getting excited over Kool-Aid. The purple flavor deserves more hype!!) "Kenma!" the boy from earlier said hurriedly walking over to you both. "Yes kuroo." he said drinking out of his cup, you laughing a bit noticing he drinks like a 1st grader after they just got done playing outside.
"It's almost 3 we got to go. You have class at like 8 and my class is an hour before yours so let's go." Kuroo said ready to drag him away. "Well I have to go I have a pretty early class tomorrow, but I'll be sure to call you." he said making sure he had everything he originally came with in his pockets. "Yeah sure bye Kenma and..." pausing waiting for Kuroo to tell you his name again. "Oh! Kuroo my names Kuroo."
"And Kuroo. We'll talk later 'mkay?" you said smiling at Kuroo then going to look back at Kenma. "Yeah sure I'll probably text you first by the way." he said him and Kuroo grabbing each other's hands and saying bye. Checking the time, the realization finally settling in that your friends were still missing, and it was almost 3 in the morning.
'Jesus fucking christ where the hell are these fuckers' you think to yourself storming back up the steps your patients being thin to none. 'On my mommy if these hoes fucking somebody I'm leaving' putting your ear up to at least 4 different doors before you finally found them, seeing one friend passed out in the bathroom and the others scattered around the room.
"My god what did you guys get yourselves into" you said finally feeling the exhaustion that you were suppressing throughout the past two weeks. "Ty's sick and vomiting it's guts out in the bathroom, Isaiah's knocked he's been like that for about an hour now, and Alex was crying but ink's now under the desk over there... and I didn't drink a lot so I'm fine." your friend said you trying to find Alex.
"Ok well its... 5 minutes away from being 4 am.", "Okay..."
**Timeskip**
After taking everyone home and making sure they got in bed safely you and your friend Malik both shared an uber back to both of your houses. Finally reaching the comfort of your room you go to your connected bathroom and start getting ready for the night. Taking a shower, doing your skin care, getting a snack while putting on your show starting to finally calm down.
Finally finishing your food getting up to brush your teeth and going back to your room pressing play to your show again. Turing on your night light and finally laying down. Jumping slightly when you hear you phone go off completely forgetting about it. Turning over to your nightstand to get your phone. Confused when an unknown number shows up on your phone.
In your messages
Unknown: Hey this (M/N) right?
You: Who's this .-.
Unknown: It's Kenma we met at the party... remember?
You: Oh yeah, it's (M/N)
You: Hey Kenma
Cute party boy: Hey (M/N)
Cute party boy: hru?
You: I'm doing good hbu?
Cute party boy: I'm doing good :)
Cute party boy: srry for texting u so late btw I just wanted to do it now, so I didn't forget lol.
You: No worries you're fine :)
Cute party boy: Alr good.
Cute party boy: did you make it home ok or are you still at the party?
You: no I ended up finding my friends after you left so I'm home now.
You: hbu?
Cute party boy: yeah I made it home fine lol
Cute party boy: Did you want to hang out again?
You: yh sure when
Cute party boy: are you busy on Sundays?
You: no Sundays are usually free for me
Cute party boy: you wanna hang out tomorrow
You: yh tht works lol
Cute party boy: mk well i gtg im tired so goodnight :D
You: yh same goodnight sweet dreams and sleep well
Cute party boy: you too sweet dreams and sleep well
After saying your goodbyes to Kenma you put your phone back on the dresser watching a few episodes of your show, finally slipping off into peaceful sleep.
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chaeiimimi · 3 years
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HEY BUBS! I HOPE YOU’RE DOING GREAT, PART TWO WAS SUCH A BOMB AS WELL ALDJAKDJA I’M LOWKEY GETTING BABY FEVER ALREADY AT THIS POINT LMAO JK AKSJAKS IF YOU HAVE TIME, I’D LIKE TO REQUEST OSAMU / SUNA / OIKAWA / AKAASHI ALDHAKS ANY OF THEM WOULD BE FINE UWU 😫
HEY BUBS I’M SO SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY BFIWBFIWBF MY LIFE’S BEEN PRETTY CRAPPY LATELY, I’M GLAD YOU LIKED THE SECOD PART AAAAA STAY HAPPY AND HEALTHY BUBS ILY <3
Haikyuu Boys and a Single Mom Pt. 3
Featuring: Suna, Bokuto, Kenma
Suna Rintaro
despite being a professional volleyball player, Suna was still a university student, he evenly splits up his days to go to volleyball practice and university
he was always dreading to go to university, but he knew he needed it, and you, being his seating beside you in three classes, made university bearable
you had this amazing aura, always so gentle, and kind, you had a soft smile plastered on your face almost like a motherly smile, your voice was always calm and soft, you were just so breath-taking to look at
although you two never talked that much, Suna already knew a lot of little details about you, he once drove pass you walking to the kindergarten just one street away from your university, he knew that you carry a container of fruits in your bag, you always left as soon as classes for the day was over, and that was only a few among a hundred of little things about you
Suna admired you from afar, as much as he likes you so much it physically hurts him, love just wasn't his priority, his priority was volleyball and his career
or at least he thought
life surely has a great sense of humor because somehow you guys ended up being partners for a thesis paper
"I look forward to working with you Suna" you smiled
"likewise" he says with his usual blank face
Suna didn't want to admit it, but he was excited
"so, where do we work on this?" he asks looking at the notes he took for that class
"well, we can work on it at my place" you say casually while also looking at your notes
"are you sure it's okay?" he asks again to make sure, this girl, the person he's been crushing on for his two years in university is now inviting him to her place
"yeah, i can't really spend a lot of time outside, my son hates it" 
and just like that Suna was having a mini heart attack, you were married? you have a son? what-
“hey, you alright?” you asked worriedly
Suna quickly composed himself 
“uhh y-yeah, won’t your husband get angry?” he asks 
“oh don’t worry I raise Kiro by myself” you smiled
Suna looked at you strangely, unable to keep up 
you chuckled at his dazed look “I’m a single mother” 
Suna almost breathed out a sigh of relief, thankfully he was able to stop himself or else you would get the wrong idea
“yeah, yeah sure, let’s work on it at your place” he snapped out of it, did he sound too happy to hear that you were single? yes, but we ain’t gonna talk about that 
what was your ex thinking? he was pretty sure your kid was cute and you were so breath-taking to look at, what a stupid guy    
“what does your son likes?” 
“hm?” you asked him to make sure you heard him right 
“what does your son likes?” 
later in the evening, Suna showed up at your place with chocolate chip ice cream and the most expensive sushi he could find
you worked on your project for a good two hours, finalizing the outline of the thesis, while Kiro sat on Suna’s lap, your son immediately liked him, maybe because of the ice cream and sushi , but Kiro was very fond of him
“Kiro, baby, get off of Suna’s lap please he might get tired” you said to your son while you were keeping the things you used
“I don’t mind, he’s surprisingly light” Suna says as he bounces Kiro on his lap
“alright, if you say so, I’m going to prepare snacks” you made your way to the kitchen and left the two in the living room
“mister rin-rin” Kiro whispers while tugging on Suna’s shirt
“hm?” he answers looking at the kid, he was right, Kiro was extraordinarily adorable, it felt like he was looking at a smaller boy version of you and it was making her heart go feral, making him break his rules and try his best to get the both of you
“i want you to be my daddy” he whispers while fiddling with his fingers shyly
please this man is about to combust
he pats the boy’s head “sure bud” he said with a smile
“then can I call you dad?” he asks , eyes sparkling
“well it’s better to start early right? sure you can bud” he says, a full-blown grin plastered on his usually stoic face
Bokuto Koutaro 
the flashing and clicking of cameras occupied the whole room where the MSBY Jackals were holding their post-game press conference, they won the game by the way and Bokuto was in high spirits answering questions thrown at him by the reporters 
it was your turn to ask a question to the players and you stood up “Bokuto-san, your fans are always wondering why you’re always in high spirits, what is your secret?” 
Bokuto has never seen you before, were you a knew reporter? because damn he would’ve noticed you immediately if you were on their past press conferences, you looked like a celebrity to be quite honest 
“I’m playing volleyball, there’s no room for me to be unhappy” he simply says 
 it was you first day at your new job, quite frankly, you’re glad you quitted your old one, they forced you to stay behind the camera and write scripts for anchors when you finished a bachelor degree on broadcasting 
“Can’t blame him, I’m also happy when I do my job” you mumble to yourself as you remembered Bokuto’s answer to your question
“mama!” you looked at your son who was in the arms of your cousin Kuroo
“hey thanks for doing this for me couz” you say as they stopped right in front of you
“mama! have you seen the game?! they were so awesome! Uncle Tetsu promised me to go meet MSBY!” your son happily jolts in his Uncle’s arm
you looked at him with a motherly smile, happy that you’re son enjoyed the game 
“you coming with us?” Kuroo asked
“you two go ahead I’ll just rest for a bit” you were tired with keeping up with the game and asking questions 
the two nodded “alright, just show this to the guard and they’ll let you enter” Kuroo says, handing you a pass
you mutter a small thank you as you watch them walk away
let’s just say Gen, your son, was liked by every single member of the team, I mean, who could ever dislike such an adorable kid?
“MSBY cool! Shoyo pwaaa! Boto bam!” he says while jumping up and down, while Kuroo watched his nephew smiling
Bokuto was particularly very fond of him, was it because the kid was unbelievably adorable? or was it because the kid reminded him of a certain reporter? He’d like to think both
“Gen-kun who’s yer fav’rite player eh?” Atsumu asks the kid
the kid looked at eight full-grown man looking at him expectantly, his eyes stopped on the black-and-white haired spiker and made grabby hands towards him “BOUTO! BOUTO!” 
the members were disappointed but not surprised at all, kids tend to go to Bokuto or Hinata since they have the friendliest faces
“HEY! HEY! HEEEY!” Bokuto did not hesitate and lifted the boy up in the air, as they both giggle
“Tetsu?” your voice interrupted the commotion inside the room
Kuroo went to the door and opened it for you and the first thing you saw was your son giggling with the person stuck in your head for about twenty minutes now
“Mama!” your son screamed as soon as he saw you and asked to be put down to run towards you giving you a hug on your leg you looked down at him and patted his head gently
Kuroo cleared his throat “this is Y/N L/N my cousin, the mother of adorable the adorable Gen, she is single and ready to mingle, 2 in 1 you get an adorable son and a lovely wife, contact me for more details, the price can be discussed” 
you deadpanned at your cousin, why tf was he selling you like an auction, you shook your head 
you were hyper aware of the intensity of the owl-eyed spiker, making you blush
while Bokuto was over here thinking, damn he hit the jackpot an adorable son and an absolutely gorgeous wife? you bet he’s in and he’s gonna do everything he can to win you and make you and your son happy
“I’m sorry about him, please excuse me, my son and I needs to leave” you said politely and bowed as you take your son away
unbeknownst to you, Bokuto was in the middle of business with your cousin
“hey, how much for the details?” Bokuto whispers to his bestfriend as if they were in the middle of an illegal transaction
Kuroo looked at his friend with eyebrows raised
“I’ll pay any amount” Bokuto was very serious, which made the former Nekoma captain burts out laughing
“well, since you’re my good friend, a few drinks will do” Kuroo after his hyena laugh session
“Hey! hey! hey! thanks Kubroo!” Bokuto says in his usual cheery voice
later that night, you wondered why you were having dinner with your son, your cousin, and the former captain of Fukurodani, how he managed to get you flowers in such a short amount of time and this late at night was beyond your knowledge. But you weren’t complaining though, how could you when he looked adorable with a flushed face asking for your number after driving you and your son home.
Kenma Kozume
Kenma wasn’t fond of kids, he didn’t disliked them, he just preferred hanging out with adults who were less hyper, proceeds to hangout with Bokuto, Hinata and Kuroo
but he was a gamer and it is inevitable that some of his fans were kids, he didn’t mind it though he is thankful to each and everyone of his fans
being the twenty-eight year old youtuber/CEO that he is, he barely have time to go out and it happened very rarely, and today happened to be one of those rare occasions as he got out to get some ice cream in a very hot summer day
but he was in a for surprise, at an empty alley, he heard a ruckus
“give it back! please give it back!” 
it was never in Kenma’s personality to pry, but something was pushing him to go check out what was going on
he went inside to the dark alley and saw four boys, about eight years old, one was in the middle, his clothes all crumpled and dirty, his bag empty, his things sprawled out, scattered in front of him
“you want this thing? it’s not even the latest model, you think kodzu-” 
Kenma cleared his throat, already able to register what was happening
“ken” the bully continued
“you know kids, I don’t really like bullies” Kenma starts as he walks towards the little boy, picking up his scattered things one by one and putting it in his bag
“leave, before I report you to your school” Kenma says stoically which made one of the boys drop the game console in his hand as the three of them scramble to get out of the dark alley
the little boy picked up the game console and tried to open it, but to no avail, it was broken
Kenma went closer as he handed him his bag 
“are you okay?” he asked as he crouch down to the boy’s level, it was obvious that he was not okay, his face had little scratches and his clothes were all dirty and slightly damped 
but the little boy meekly nodded and looked down on his game console, which Kenma noticed 
“I can get you a new one” he says in attempt to cheer up the little boy, he didn’t know what was pushing him to do so, but his heart broke at the sight of him broke his heart 
“mister Kodzuken, can you please get this fixed for me instead?” for the first time, the boy looked at him with sad eyes
how could he say no to that face? he took the game console and looked at the boy
“is there a reason why you want me to fix it?” he asks
“my mom worked hard to get me that on my birthday, she didn’t buy her favorite coffee, her favorite bread, she patched up her shoes instead of buying a new one, she even lied to me that she wasn’t hungry when we ate out, I don’t wanna make her sad” the boy sadly said and wore his bag
Kenma was in awe, no wonder this boy was so polite and respectful
“alright, how but I’ll call your mother now, she is needed in this situation” Kenma says as he takes out his phone
the boy slowly dictates his mom’s phone number, and when he was done, Kenma was speechless, the number was already registered as his secretary’s number
Kenma shakily presses the call button
“sir?” your voice from the other line, never seize to make his heart skip a beat
“Y/n do you happen to have a son?” his voice was still calm
“yes, how did you know sir? i have a son he’s name is Eiji, he’s eight” you happily told him
“well, I kinda caught some kids bullying him, I think that you’re needed here” he says calmly 
“oh no, my baby, i’ll be there ASAP sir, please do send the location”
“I’ll send the location to my driver, he’ll pick you up” Kenma says and hangs up as he send a quick messege and the location to his driver
Kenma was supposed to ask you out tomorrow, that was the reason why he didn’t go to the office today, he was going to surprise you at his place because he didn’t want you, the girl he liked to the horrible people of the internet
you were too pure, too kind, you always made sure to get him something to eat despite his resistance, made sure that he doesn’t overwork himself and even going to the extent where you do some of his workloads, of course he trusted you enough to do so and you’ve been working with him for four years now
but you had a child? did you have a husband? but you’re resume said that you were single? is it a boyfriend?
“you know mister Kodzuken, mama always talks about you when I ask her about her day, I think she’s got a little crush on you” Eiji smiled softly at him
which almost made the former setter melt into a puddle, the boy was adorable, and even if his original plan was to just date you, he was more than happy to have Eiji, having a mini you around made it all even better, he wasn’t fond of kids but the little boy infront of him was an exception
“I think, I can make that happen” he smiles softly
the day after you appeared looking distressed, talked to your son’s bullies and their parents at the school’s principal office with Kenma and Eiji seating beside you, you were now inside your boss’ house, he was asking you to be his girlfriend, your son happily jumping up and down beside him
how could you say no, when four years ago, you were only dreaming of this moment? 
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leileisa · 3 years
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hold on [ kuroo tetsurō x reader ] [ soulmate! au ]
   ⌙ kuroo has been against love since the very beginning, but maybe you can give him something to hold onto.
when you love someone, and they break your heart   don’t give up on love, have faith restart
part of the love is on it’s way series [masterlist]
word count: 2.2k
genre: fluff? kinda? maybe a little angst
warnings: timeskip spoilers, arguments
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ever since he was young, kuroo has had multiple interactions with lady luck.
but he knows that she’s not picking on him for every single thing he does, because he’s had one too many valuable experiences throughout his life that, when he looks back on, makes a soft smile break out on his face in content. he’s well aware that lady luck has been especially kind with his friendships- he’s so thankful for every single person in his life, but he’d be caught dead before being sentimental to their faces. she’s also been generous with his success and his smarts, and while he knows that he worked hard in school, opportunities like his didn’t come out of thin air.
kuroo tetsurō knows that he’s living a life that others would kill to have, and he’s appreciative of his good luck; he wouldn’t change the opportunities that he was given for anything. but with all the good that lady luck has given him, he can’t help but bear the overwhelming weight of hating the one thing that others hold so dear to their heart, the thing that clutches the hearts of everyone around him so tightly and refuses to let go.
he thinks that people who believe in love- in their soulmates, specifically- are foolish. not stupid, or dumb, just unaware of the deceitful illusion that was marred onto their skin that they believe to be their ‘one, true person’. they’re fools because they haven’t seen what love can do to people. it’s destructive, dangerous, an unstable hallucination that people cling to on the belief that it’ll make them happy, and it’ll satisfy their need to be loved. their expectations of love blind them from the reality of a fabricated assurance that was never actually promised to them- just idealized in order to create a society that was dead set on believing.
but believing wasn’t enough, not whenever you’re a product of a  mother and father who separated because their love for each other had crashed and faded away into nothing-ness. it was obvious, after a short period of time, that they were tired of pretending; the fighting, the screaming, and sometimes even short bouts of violence that haunted his childhood. he remembers crying himself to sleep nearly every night.
kuroo despises that people can love blindly. he doesn’t see a reason why a phrase that magically appears once you turn eighteen should determine who you’re supposed to fall in love with. he used to argue that he hated soulmates because there was no scientific reason behind them, that it was almost impossible for the universe to have a perfect match for everyone, but even his science-obsessed self couldn’t put it off for so long (he got tired of saying “magic isn’t real, so why are soulmates?”). so he decided that his person would be a person he chooses, not someone that was picked out for him.
but after numerous arguments with his friends, he stopped bringing it up. nobody besides kenma, his best friend, knew why he was so against soulmates, and he wanted it to stay that way.
when he turned eighteen, kuroo can’t say that he wasn’t a little bit excited to see his tattoo, his tattoo that would show what the first thing his ‘soulmate’ was going to say to him. it was like a mystery game; was it going to be something funny, a witty pick-up line, maybe? or was it going to be an apology- maybe you two bumped into each other on accident. the possibilities were endless, and it was exciting to see what would be on his skin forever. but there was no way that he believed in soulmates, or that this person would be his person forever.
but when his tattoo finally showed up, at the ass crack of dawn on his birthday, right on the inside of his pinky finger (which was really weird, because he’s never seen that on any of his seniors, ever), he knew that lady luck was on his side.
‘sorry, but no.’
it was almost ironic- actually, it was totally ironic, that the first things his soulmate would say to him was something so bland and boring. it actually gave him a sense of relief, knowing that the first thing that this person would say to him is a dismissive apology, and it only fueled his distain for soulmates even more.
the satisfaction that he got eventually led to him forgetting about his mark, and it helped him focus on his future. in a way, he was thankful for his soulmate for his tremendous success.
it helped him live more freely, to live without restraint, when he talked to people. it was almost impossible to completely avoid the topic of soulmates, but he didn’t care. he wasn’t worried about what others thought of him, because it was his life. he lived it however he wanted. and if there was anything that his mark told him, it was that his soulmate wasn’t interested in him either.
kuroo was incredibly charismatic, and he knew how to keep a conversation. he knew of so many things, old and new, that kept everyone he was talking to on his toes. he flirted endlessly with people, and it didn’t hurt his feelings when someone turned him down. he knew how people were fully committed to a person they had yet to meet, or had already fallen in love with. he respected other people’s decision, because he knew what is was like when people disrespected his.
but lady luck had a twisted sense of humor.
it was just supposed to be a get together with his friend, bokuto. catching up, he called it, after months of being busy with their adult lives. the two sat at a fancy restaurant (past them would never believe that they’d be successful enough to spend this much money on food), dressed head to toe in suits that made the middle-class drool with envy.
“still not feelin’ the whole soulmate thing, huh?” bokuto asked, closing the menu. there was so many options it was overwhelming, but he knew what he wanted (he wasn’t the type to explore his tastebuds).
“don’t think i ever will,” kuroo replied, meeting bokuto’s teasing eye contact.
“that’s so funny,” the professional volleyball player said. kuroo was proud that one of his closest friends got so far with  his passion, but who in their right mind would let an overgrown child on the court?
“how so?” he prompted.
bokuto grinned, leaning onto the table. he was cautious not to knock over the expensive alcohol. “i met someone the other day,” he said; kuroo groaned, and he awaited for an upcoming tale of what he assumed to be bokuto’s soulmate encounter, but was instead met with: “who has the same feeling about soulmates that you do.”
“oh really?” kuroo had met a select few who had the same thought process as him. well, theirs more steered on the ‘how can a soul be split in two’ while his was more like ‘i’ve seen how faulty soulmates can be’.
“yup,” bokuto said, popping the ‘p’, "you guys should talk!"
"i think i'm okay," kuroo responded, taking a delicate sip of his whiskey. it stung as it went down, but what's to enjoy in life if there's little pain?
"no, seriously," bokuto stated, getting his phone out of his coat pocket. "you guys should talk. you two have a lot in common."
the noirette rolled his eyes, leaning back in the cushioned chair. "how so?"
"you guys both can't get a date." bokuto grinned, holding the phone up to his ear, “let's see if she picks up."
"haha," kuroo said, voice monotone, "very funny." he was a little ticked that bokuto was calling a girl during thier friend-date, but once bokuto had his mind set on something, trying to get him to stop was impossible.
he saw bokuto’s eyes gleam with mischief when the ringing stopped, and kuroo thought he heard a “what do you want?” coming from the other end.
“you know how you talked about never being able to get a date?” bokuto asked. he didn’t wait for your response before he handed the phone to kuroo with an overly eager nod.
“sorry, but no.”
kuroo’s throat went dry as his mind instantly raced to the words that were tattooed on his the inside of his smallest finger. suddenly, he’s anxious. his heart stops, and his hands are starting to get sweaty. he doesn’t know what to say-
“i’m not going on a date with you, bo.”
it doesn’t make sense, kuroo thinks. you weren’t talking to him, you didn’t know he was the one who had his phone to his ear, so how- just how were those the same words that were supposed help him find his other half?
the lack of response obviously confused you, and he heard a small ‘bo?’ from the other side of the phone. he couldn’t help it, he told himself, that he thought your voice sounded beautiful. you were supposed to be perfect to him, but there’s no way that you were actually meant for him. so with a wary glance towards his friend, kuroo got himself together.
“well, that’s just not nice.” he said. he’s surprised he didn’t stutter, with how his heart was still racing. maybe it’s the faint amount of alcohol in his veins that provided little comfort, but he’d take what he could get.
for a moment, kuroo is afraid. he’s afraid you’ll hang up on him, because if bokuto said you two have the same view on soulmates, he feels like you’d run away. not because you’re scared of the commitment, but because you know what being a soulmate entails. he knows that the most frightening thing to him is being forced to love someone, and the endless possibilities that could follow. he’s afraid because he doesn’t know the outcome, and he assumes you feel the same way. he tells himself that it doesn’t mean anything if you hang up.
but you stutter for a second, at a loss for words, just like he was. there’s silence on your side, and he knows you figured out that you’re supposed to be meant for each other. he waits for it, the monotonous beeping to show that you’ve ended the call, but-
“have you met bo?” you ask, voice quiet. “he’s-“
“a lot,” kuroo finishes, and he knows that he’s done for.
he’s lived his whole life telling himself that the connection and relief you feel when you meet your soulmate isn’t real. he rejected the thought of soulmates since he was little. but even he can’t ignore the feeling of his swelling heart as a smile breaks across his face. it’s an overwhelming sense of comfort that flows through his body, and he can’t do anything to dwell the overall pleasantness that he feels inside from just talking to you.
you, his soulmate, the person he told himself he was never going to give a fading chance because there's no way that he'd love someone just because the universe told him to. you, his soulmate, the person that he wants to hate so much because he doesn't believe in a love that's set in stone for him. you, his soulmate, the person that he didn't choose.
“yeah, a lot,” you agree, and he hears you let out a small chuckle- it’s a blessing to his ears, “and ugly.”
kuroo laughs, because that’s definitely not how anyone would describe the professional volleyball player, and he knows you say it in jest.
“you wouldn’t go on a date with him because he’s ugly?” he asks, saying it loud and clear for bokuto to hear. his friend lets out a loud ‘hey!’, loud enough for you to hear, and his suspicions are only confirmed when he hears you let out a snicker. the conversation is cut short when the phone is snatched out of his hands, and kuroo laughs again as bokuto hangs up the call after telling you ‘if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.’
"i'll send you her number," bokuto says with a pout on his face. and kuroo can't wait. once he feels the vibration of a notification that bokuto did, in fact, send your contact to him. he doesn't hesitate to send you a quick text.
[kuroo tetsurō to you]      would you go on a date with me?
he curses lady luck. he's mad that, within a span of less than two minutes, he might change his mind on soulmates. he's scared because he knows that, if he goes along with what fate has in store for him, he might get hurt. he can't lie and say that your voice wasn't magic to his ears, and that he can't wait to hear it again, but he has to pace himself. if he throws all the caution that his past has given him, he's can't help but think that his parents divorce would have taught him nothing.
but it was so easy to talk to you, even if it was to make fun of your mutual friend. even as bokuto's pouting at him from across the table, kuroo can't fight the grin that's been on his face for the past few minutes.
[you to kuroo tetsurō]      idk, are you ugly too?
kuroo just hopes that you're both willing to give this whole soulmates thing a chance.
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