#like...he’s smart but a dumbass at the same time if you get what I mean

[mayajadewrites]

attitude problem – levi ackerman

pairing: captain levi x fem scout reader

synopsis: while being a part of the scout regiment, you've gotten spoken to numerous times about your attitude towards other scouts and even leaders. captain levi ackerman has had enough.

authors note: this is my first time writing a one-shot so please be kind :)

NSFW.

"Mikasa, do you ever shut the fuck up about Eren?" You roll your eyes as you finish your dinner. "I feel like I know every single thing about him and I barely even know the man."

"Just because you're alone doesn't mean we all have to be." Mikasa retorted, glancing at Eren. "Right, Eren?"

"Smart men stay quiet." You get up from your seat and walk to the trash can to clean off your plate of food.

"I guess I'm a dumbass then." You turned around to see Captain Levi standing behind you with his arms across his chest.

"If the shoe fits." You shrug your shoulders and walk the opposite direction of Captian Levi.

Unlike everyone else, you're not afraid of the Captain. Hell, you're barely afraid of titans. Nothing truly scares you and your personality radiates that.

You fix your cropped jacket as you walk back to your room.

Captain Levi calls your name before you can open your door.

"Come to my office. And that's an order, not a question."

Unfortunately, you cannot ignore a Captain's orders. You can try your best to bend the orders to make it worth your while, but to simply ignore is not what a scout does.

You enter Captain Levi's office and notice how pristine everything is. There is not a speck of dust on any tables, nor is anything out of place. Even the piles of papers look like they're placed in a specific order. His outfit looked like it was just cleaned and steamed - his white dress shirt without any wrinkles, his pants tailored perfectly.

Captain Levin shut his door, striding to his chair. He leaned back in his chair, sipping his tea with his hand above the top of the cup. "Sit."

You comply, sitting in the chair in front of his desk.

"I've gotten several complaints about your attitude lately." Levi's half lidded eyes looked at you. "Every day actually."

"Did you want me to say sorry?" Your eyes stayed on his, raising an eyebrow.

"You're a vision fighting titans, but socializing is not your forté."

"I could say the same about you."

This must've struck a nerve in Captain Levi since he stood up from his chair, glaring at you with his steel shaded eyes.

He stood up from his chair and slowly made his way over to you, eventually pressing his hands on the armrests of your chair. Captain Levi inched his face closer to yours to the point where you could feel his breath. "What are we gonna do about that mouth of yours?"

Your breath hitched as Captain Levi analyzed your face. He studied every detail of your skin as if it was the last thing he would ever look at.

"Captain." You whisper, your eyes meeting his. "Have you ever been this close to a woman?" A smirk formed on your lips.

Captain Levi pulled your body up to him by your shirt, pressing his lips to your ear. "Oh brat, you have no idea." You felt his teeth sink into your ear, an unexpected moan leaving your lips.

Captain Levi pressed his hands to your waist and brought you on top of his desk so you were above him. Still unsure on what you should do, you played quiet.

"Don't act all shy now." The Captain's voice almost always sounded seductive, but right now it felt especially so. The warmth from your core felt like it was going to burn a hole in your stomach. "Tell me what you want."

"I want to fuck you on your desk."

"Correction, I'll be fucking you." Captain Levi pressed his plump lips to yours, feeding your hunger for him. His tongue was impatient, pushing through his lips into your mouth. His hands were placed on your hips, squeezing them gently every now and then.

You can't lie, you've always thought Captain Levi was hot as fuck. Who didn't. But you never thought he would ever want to kiss you, let alone fuck you.

"I never realized you could be quiet for more than 2 minutes." Captain Levi whispered against your lips, snaking his hands up your shirt to your tits. "So these are why you're always in trouble for dress code. Your buttons are about to burst open." He took your nipple between his thumb and pointer finger, pinching it gently.

"Captain," You moan, leaning your head back. Captain Levi began massaging your tits gently, watching your facial expression turn into pure arousal.

"Lay down." Captain Levi ordered, stripping himself from his shirt, slowly undoing his lower half. You could hear his belt hit the floor, which made you even more aroused. "I'm going to fuck you on my desk, do you hear me?"

"Yes, Captain." You lay down on the wooden desk, the cold surface creating goosebumps on your skin.

"Levi." He said, bringing his fingers to your pussy. "Look how wet your pretty little pussy is for me already." One finger slipped in, then two. Levi pumped his fingers into your pussy, curling them when he felt it was deep enough.

"Captain - God, Levi." You moan, reaching your hands out to grab something, anything.

Levi pulled his fingers out of you and pulled his underwear off, kicking them to the side with his ankle. You looked up at the size of his cock, and holy shit, it looked perfect. You could see pre-cum drip from his tip and you were mentally begging for him to slam himself inside of you.

"You want this?" Levi said as he put his arms over you on the desk.

"Yes." You moan again, barely holding onto control.

"Yes what?" Levi inched closer to your face.

"Yes please." You whimper as he guided his cock into your pussy, feeling your walls stretch to the size of him. Levi's eyes rolled to the back of his head as he pressed into you, his strokes long and gentle.

You didn't expect Levi to be gentle while he was fucking you, but he was. His hands caressed your face as he pulled in and out of you, planting kisses on your face and neck.

Levis lips found the sensitive spot on your neck where he began biting and sucking, leaving a hickey.

"Levi, fuck." You moan breathlessly, wrapping your arms around his neck. "You feel so good."

"I'm the only one that can handle this pussy filled with attitude." His pace quickened, kissing your lips gently. "Remember that."

You felt your walls pulsate around his cock, chasing your high. "Levi, I'm gonna cum."

"By all means." Levi thrusted inside you faster, helping you attain that high that you've been dreaming of. The world shattered and it was just you and Levi. Levi's pace was quick and uneven now and you knew he was about to reach his euphoria.

He pulled out quickly and released on your stomach as he breathed heavily. Once he came down from his high, he grabbed a towel from his drawer and cleaned you off before himself. Your legs were shaking and your pussy was still dripping with arousal.

"Remember that the next time you mouth off."

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[rishiguro]

HAIKYUU BOYS AND WHY ITS HARD TO DATE THEM

ft. iwaizumi; suna; kenma; tsukishima; akaashi

a/n: am i projecting? nah, i’d never

IWAIZUMI was notorious for what you‘d liked to call “tough love”. he wasn’t outright mean, you knew he cared, but he definitely didn’t know how to show it. and you didn’t mind. you really didn’t. because for how brash he could be, he was so easily to fluster. you loved how his cheeks heated up when you gave him a kiss, how his ears turned red after a compliment and how he stuttered after a soft spoken love confession. but why couldn’t you get these things? why would he never whisper those words to you just to see you smile and why couldn’t he kiss you out of nothing?

you loved how chill SUNA was. nothing seemed to shake his cool, he was always collected and no matter what happened, he would stay the same. he wasn’t a serious person, never taking anything seriously or taking anything to heart that anybody said to him. yet sometimes you couldn’t help but wish for something different. it was when you found yourself yelling at him, screaming, begging him to understand you, to take you seriously for once as you poured your heart out. and suna would hear you — however, he wouldn’t listen. he never did. and nothing could change that.

KENMA has always been the quiet type. he was reserved, introverted and never really spoke up much. maybe this is why his stumbled confession surprised you. however, your relationship wasn’t what you had hoped it to be. you didn’t mind that he wasn’t the romantic type, not one to go out for dates and not one for big gestures. however, you did mind how he never seemed to treat you differently like before. you never knew what was going on inside of him — and not for your lack of trying. you wanted to know him better, you wanted to be there for him, but all he ever did was shut you out.

it’s no secret that TSUKISHIMA was mean. no one could escape his sharp tongue, no matter if it was friend or foe. but that didn’t mean that he didn’t have a soft side. sure, he might not be the one for sweet nicknames, rather preferring a softer “dumbass” or “idiot”, but that didn’t bother you — it was kind of sweet actually. but just because you were his lover that didn’t mean that you were safe. tsukishima didn’t seem to mind when he spat venomous words at you, not caring the slightest about how much he had hurt your feelings. maybe it was foolish to assume something else.

AKAASHI seemed like the perfect boyfriend. he was romantic, smart, caring and reserved, always respectful of you and your boundaries. he always ensured that he treated you as nothing less but his personal angel, showering you with love. it was rare that akaashi wasn’t perfect. but that didn’t mean that it was easy. because every time that something did happen, every time he did mess up, no matter how big or small, he just couldn’t let it go. no matter how often you promised that you were fine, no matter how genuine you were, he never believed you, always valuing the whispering voice in his head more than you.

reblogs are appreciated

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[little-fairy-forest]

Troglodyte

-> meaning someone who enjoys being alone

bakugo x gn!reader, fluff, soft hours

The quietness of the dorms past curfew was a rare experience few managed to experience. Aizawa was fast asleep after curfew, only waking if the alarm went off or to do his patrol around the dorms to get and people lingering.

But, here you were yet again basking in the silence of the dorm kitchen late into the night as you wait for your hot drink to be ready before you slip back into your dorm for the night. The past week has killed you. From mountains of homework to tests to over doing it one too many times during hero training.

You managed your time well so that you have the rest of the evening to relax before getting a good night's sleep. Many of your classmates are either training, doing homework/study or off somewhere in the town. Many students had the same schedule they followed each day after school so you knew when the kitchen would be empty so you could get your drink in peace.

Until tonight

Familiar thumping footsteps echoed through the hall, coming into the kitchen and common room. You didn't bother to turn to see who it was as you knew 'not to poke the bear' when he obviously wasn't able to sleep at his regular time. You didn't want an early grave.

"Can you pass me a mug?"

...what? why was he speaking to you??

You passed Bakugo a mug without a word, stirring your drink in hopes to make it faster to get out of his way. He had other plans

"You not studying with the idiots?" Bakugo asks as he prepares a warm glass of milk. Why did he want a conversation with you?

"No I finished my work earlier..." you say in a quiet voice as you turn to face Bakugo. Was he sick? why did he look flushed? Maybe there's medicine around somewhere-

"Yea you've always been a smart worm huh" he laughs to himself as he leans against the countertop facing you as you stand awkwardly with your drink in your hand. Why is he still talking to you??

"I didn't score that high in the midterms, I hope I do better this term," you say taking a sip of your drink, smiling to yourself as it tastes just the way you want it to.

"course' ya will dumbass," Bakugo says as he grabs his drink taking a sip himself. A small milk line coated his upper lip. You smile and laugh quietly as you never thought you'd see the big scary bakugo with a milk moustache on your nightly drink scavenger. Bakugo looks at you confused, not in a 'pissed' way, but more of a 'explain what's funny' way.

"You have a little something on your lip Bakugo" you say laughing a little more as you watch him wipe it in embarrassment, cursing to himself as he goes red.

"whatever," he says trying to play it off. secretly he is enjoying hearing you laugh as you're so quiet. You've weirdly taken his interest. Especially after the midterm assessment, he never knew you were so badass in battle

"Let me know if you need a study partner, sick of teachin' the idiots basic shit" Bakugo says as he turns away from you knocking back the last of his drink. Silently hoping you say yes

"Really? I do need help with some older Japanese heros that came up in hero basics" You say as if this was your chance to learn it from someone in person instead of videos online. Bakugos' true intentions went right over your head, unfortunately...

Bakugo wanted to spend some time with you but he didn't want the others to think the wrong idea! because god forbid bakugo asks someone he finds attractive interesting out on a date day out. Studying is a great go-to for two people who like comfortable silence as they enjoy their own company.

Maybe late night talks in the kitchen isn't so bad :)

This was shit get over it

-> masterlist

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[call-sign-jinx]

Spencer Reid X Reader - "You are smarter than me."

summary: there's a competition between you and reid about who is smarter than who. when he finally confesses something y/n can't get it out of her head so confronts reid about it.

warnings: unknown pining (reader was too busy trying to one up spencer), swearing, making out

a/n: hey girliessss! av jus started watching criminal minds and i love spencer's character! don't know if this is completely accurate of his character so pls don't come for me 😂😂 anywaysssss enjoyyyyy xx

spencer reid x fem!reader

Spencer Reid was and still very much is a pain in my arse. We both have IQs of 187, able to read 20,000 words per minute, have 3 PhDs and he thinks it's a competition, but I'm smart enough to know that if we actually put our smarts together then we'd make an unstoppable team for the BAU. However, he thinks it's a stupid competition of who is actually smarter.

So instead of being a normal human being and talking things through with Reid, I decided to play his little game because I've grown to absolutely love pissing him off. It's become my new favorite hobby.

"This guy seems to be a complete psychopath, he shows barely any sympathy. He only has a few close relationships with people, but he even takes advantage of them." Reid says as we're talking about the new guy we're profiling. However, this reminded me of something. Reid is explaining a sociopath, not a psychopath.

"Actually, Reid, you're describing a sociopath. Psychopaths have no empathy while sociopaths have some empathy. And this sociopath we're dealing with has a few close bonds with few people. However, psychopaths have no close bonds with anyone, as they find people easy to manipulate and just a little puppet. The guy we're dealing with enjoys hurting people for personal gain, not enjoyment like a psychopath would." Reid's facial expression makes me grin. He's pissed.

"Good work Y/N." Gideon pats my shoulder as he walks away to get a cup of coffee.

I give Reid a smug look as I go towards the little breakroom. I can feel him quickly following after me, God I love pissing him off, kind of makes me forget that he's so good-looking.

As I get to the breakroom, it's empty, I go towards the cupboard and grab my special mug with little daisies all over the mug with a light blue background. I put a tea bag in the mug and go to put the kettle on but Reid gets in the way.

"Care to move out of the way Reid?" I say as politely as I can but it's hard with the look on his face, I can tell he's angry angry.

"Care to stop making me look like a dumbass?" His jaw tensed as I smirked at how pissed he was.

"Maybe educate yourself a little more then you'd stop looking like a dumbass. It's not my fault I'm smarter than you. One day you're just going to have to deal with it." Reid seems to be getting angrier and angrier with every word I say.

"You are not smarter than me Y/L/N. Just because we have the same IQ, both have 3 PhDs - in which one of them is practically useless - and can read 20,000 words per minute does not mean you're even as smart as me." Reid's tone reeks with venom laced in every word.

"Actually, my degree in biochemistry may be useless to you. But, it's not as useless as you think because it's helped solve cases faster than without my biochemistry PhD. So you are yet again wrong." My smug grin only becomes bigger as I correct him for the 4th time this week. It's Monday.

For once, Reid was absolutely speechless. Not really the reaction I was looking for. And on top of that, his facial expression was calm. Makes me feel uneasy. Very uneasy.

"You know what Y/N. I'm just going to end this right now. You are smarter than me. And you want to know why I'm admitting all of this right now? Because I am tired of pretending that we don't want each other. I'm tired of pretending not to see the look on your face when I'm wearing that particular shirt that I know you like." My breathe hitches at even the slightest mention of that shirt, he always looks so damn good in it. "And I know you're getting tired of it too, especially because of the glances you send my way from your desk." He was now inches away from my face, his breathe fanning against my ear.

As he finished talking, he pulled his face away gave me a small knowing smile and walked out of the room. I was flabbergasted. Reid wanted me? Like in that way?

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For the rest of the day, I stared at the case files. What Reid said took me aback. Not even I knew how I felt about him until he mentioned all those things.

I was taken out of my trance when someone knocked at the door. "Come in." I sigh as I lean back in my chair. When the door opens, I see JJ.

"JJ, what's up?" JJ sits down in the chair opposite mine. She has a warm smile on her face as we make eye contact.

"We've cracked the case! It wasn't the husband who killed her. It was the gardener because he was having an affair with the husband and wanted the husband all for himself!" JJ was ecstatic, it took us almost 3 weeks to crack this case.

"How did you figure it out?" I leaned on my desk, almost as happy as JJ finding out that we cracked the case.

"Wasn't me, it was you." I leaned back in my chair in shock.

"Me? What did I do?" JJ smiled and leaned forward on my desk.

"Reid told us that your correction to his mistake helped him find out that the gardener was a diagnosed sociopath and the only person who fit the description. At first the gardener wasn't even considered by how well he and the husband covered up their affair!" I leaned back in my chair, guess Reid really meant it when he said our 'competition' was over.

"Glad I was able to help." I had a small awkward smile on my face, the mention of Reid reminded me of what he had said to me earlier.

"Also, we're all going out to celebrate. The bar 2 blocks from your apartment building. 8 o'clock." She smiles at me before closing the door.

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As I arrived at the bar, everyone was there. JJ, Garcia, Morgan, Gideon, Hotchner, Greenaway. And Reid. God why did he have to look so good? The way he styled his hair, the clothes he wore, the way he presented himself.

I made my way to JJ and Garcia who, from what I heard on my way over, were talking about how buzzed they were about solving the murder.

"Y/N! Heard you were the one who solved the case! Well done! Proud of you flower!" Garcia hugged me, I looked over her shoulder to see Reid staring at me, he had a look on his face that I couldn't pinpoint and haven't ever seen before. Especially not on his face.

"Thank you. It was Reid who helped me actually. If he didn't make a small error I wouldn't have even mentioned that the killer was a sociopath." I tucked some hair behind my ear as I smiled shyly.

"Reid told us you'd say that. Speaking of, how come you and Reid are giving the credit to each other? Usually you both argue for the credit." JJ had a suspicious look on her face as Garcia stated this.

"We just had a chat in the breakroom and decided it was the adult thing to do and stop our little competition we had going on." JJ and Garcia wasn't convinced but they nodded their heads anyway.

As the night went on, everyone except for me and Reid got drunk. Because I don't really like being around drunk people, I sat in a booth away from everyone else.

I was looking through Instagram on my phone when I felt the seat next to me dip with someone's weight. I looked up from my phone to see Reid next to me.

"Hey Reid, what's up?" Reid had the same look on his face from earlier. Made heat rush straight to my face.

"You still thinking about what I said earlier?" He rested his face on his hand as he stared at me intently. The heat in my face only grew more as he spoke. I never noticed how much I actually like the sound of his voice.

"What exactly did you say Reid?" I tease him a little bit. I remember exactly what he said. Word. For. Fucking. Word.

"Please don't make me say it again, I had a sudden urge of confidence in that moment and just then." He leaned back and looked at me pleadingly.

It made me giggle. How introverted he is but when he wants to be he can be the most extroverted person ever.

"Don't worry love, I remember and cannot stop thinking about what you said." I leaned closer to him, leaving just a few inches between our faces.

"R-really? I... I-I was kind of hoping you wouldn't." He had an awkward and embarrassed look on his face.

"And why's that?" I lean slightly closer, I can feel his breathe quicken.

"B-because you obviously don't feel the same way, the way you oppose me every chance you get, the way you look at me when I correct you, the tone of voice you use when you speak to me. The facts are there Y/N, to anyone it'd seem like you almost hate me in a way." When Reid was stating the facts I felt horrible, he thought I hated him. I could never hate him, I just hate when people correct me.

"Spencer. I don't hate you. I could never hate you. I just hate when someone corrects me. Especially when we're in front of other people that I care about the opinions of. It's because when someone corrects me, I feel like a failure. When it used to happen in school, I'd always go red in the face and want to curl up in a ball. It's nothing against you Spencer." Reid's face lit up.

"That's the first time you've used my first name. And you used it twice!" He had the biggest smile on his face.

"That's all you could focus on?" I chuckle and lean back then forward again.

"Well not actually, but it's a huge thing because we've known each other for years and you've always called me Reid because we've always had this sort of rivalry going on-"

"Shut up and kiss me Reid." I say before placing both my hands on his cheeks and connecting our lips. He kissed me back after quickly processing what I just did.

His hand went to my waist shortly after to pull me closer. His other hand went to my neck and pushed my head closer to his. The kiss was desperate but also freeing.

We eventually pulled away to catch our breath and giggled like school children as we made eye contact.

"I guess the facts are not there." He breathed out a chuckle, his hands staying where he had placed them, not wanting to let go. Of me. Of this moment.

"Guess you don't know everything Spencer." I had a smug smile on my face. He rolled his eyes before he peppers my face with kisses.

"You have always been such an ass Y/L/N." I mock an offended look on my face and place my hand on my heart.

"Such a hurtful thing to say Reid." We both giggle as we lean in for another kiss.

#spencer reid fanfic #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid x you #spencer reid #criminal minds #criminal minds fanfiction #criminal minds fic #criminal minds x reader

[joeshiestyslover]

save a horse (ride a quarterback)

pairing: joe burrow x southern!reader

summary: joe goes back to texas to meet your family and ends up learning about a very important rule

warnings: language, suggestive content, joe smoking a cigar because yes, it deserves a warning

a/n: y/n’s backstory is pretty much based off my life bc i’m from texas and i have an uncle james that smokes cigars 💀

when you first met joe, you were very weary of him. you grew up in texas and the football players there, especially the quarterbacks, all thought they were hot shit. but joe was the total opposite, so you immediately took a liking to him.

in high school, you were a trainer for your football team, so in college at lsu, you decided to do the same thing. that’s how you met joe. one day after practice, joe came to see you about an ice pack for his wrist. while you were grabbing one from the freezer he asked you on a date. you were skeptical, why would the star of the football team be talking to me of all people? you think.

joe somehow noticed your skepticism, and said, “don’t worry y/n, i’m not one of those dumbasses on the team. i don’t sleep around and that’s certainly not my intention.” you ended up agreeing to the date, and you’re glad you did.

you two have been together for about five months now, and you’re ready for him to meet your family. your entire family lives in texas, and they all know about joe and are dying to meet him.

after considering it for a few days, you finally decide to bring up meeting your family to joe. you’re both sitting on your couch when you decide it’s time to talk to him about it. “hey joe?” you ask him. “yeah babe?” “how would you feel about meeting my family this weekend? my uncle james is having a barbecue and they really want to meet you. so what do you say?” you ask, a little scared for his answer. “are you kidding? i would love to meet your family! i thought you would never ask.” he tells you excitedly. you were a little shocked with how happy he was.

“okay so i was thinking catching a flight on friday because the barbecue is saturday. is that cool with you?” you ask him. “yeah totally. i’ll book tickets right now.” he says whipping out his phone. “make sure you put down dfw airport because that’s the closest one to my uncle’s house.” you remind him. joe looks up at you and nods before going back to his phone.

on friday, ja’marr offered to give you both a ride to the airport, so you and joe loaded your luggage into his car and got in. as ja’marr and joe were singing along to whatever song was playing, you were texting your mom, who was overly enthusiastic about joe’s arrival. her constantly making sure that he’s coming and will be on time. you reassure your mother that everything will go according to plan.

ja’marr pulls up to the airport and you all get out of the car to get your bags out. you and joe thank ja’marr as he gives joe “good luck” before getting back into his car and driving off.

you and joe walk into the airport and check your bags then go through security. while sitting at your boarding gate, you notice joe’s leg shaking up and down. you put your hand on his thigh to stop it and you ask him “is everything okay honey?” “yeah.” he tells you. “i’m just a little nervous. i mean, what if they don’t like me or don’t think i’m good enough for you because i’m just a football player and you’re so fucking smart and guaranteed a good job and-” “joe” you cut him off. “everyone is going to love you okay? trust me, it’s all they’ve been talking to me about since i first told them about you. and even if they don’t like you that doesn’t matter to me because i like you. and my feelings towards you are much more important than theirs right?” you reassure joe. “yeah i guess. it’s just that i’ve never really met a girlfriend’s family before, so i don’t know what to do or what to say. and doesn’t your uncle own a gun?” he asks you still a little bit worried. “he does, but he’s not going to use it on you joe. he might whip it out to scare you-” “WHAT” he all but yells in the airport. “BUT i promise he won’t use it okay?” “okay yeah.” he says much more relaxed than he was earlier.

soon after, you and joe board the plane and the flight ends up being very smooth with very little turbulence. one of the things you loved about your home state, there was never much turbulence when landing. you and joe order an uber to take you to the hotel you’re staying at after you both grab your bags from baggage claim.

once you both check in you immediately go up to your room and lie down on the bed, exhausted from the plane ride. you and joe end up taking a nap for a few hours until it was time for dinner. you ordered takeout from a five guys, which joe has never had before, much to your surprise. “you’ve never had five guys?” you ask him shocked. “nope.” “we are getting five guys right now.” you grab your phone and click on the uber eats app to place your order.

once the food got to your room, you and joe immediately sat down at the little dinner table in your room. while you’re eating your fries, you hear “oh my god this is so fucking good.” “i told you joe. nobody makes better burgers or fries.” you tell him. “you’re so right babe. i’m never doubting you again.” you laugh at him. “just eat your food so we can go to bed.”

the day of the barbecue, you start to understand joe’s nervousness. your family’s opinion of him means everything to you. what if they don’t like him? what if they think you should break up with him? you try to convince yourself that that’s ridiculous. of course they’ll love him. everyone does.

once it’s time to go, you and joe head downstairs to meet your cousin, savannah, so she could take you to your uncle’s house. once you see her, you greet her with a hug. “i missed you so much.” she tells you. “i missed you too. let me introduce you to joe.” you say to her. “joe this is my cousin, savannah. savannah, this is my boyfriend, joe.” “it’s really nice to meet you, i’ve heard a lot about you.” joe tells your cousin. “likewise, joe.” she responds. “you ready to go?” she turns to you. “yeah let’s go.” you say to her.

once you pull up to your uncle’s house, you’re holding joe’s hand tightly in yours. you turn to him, “you ready joe?” “as ready as i’ll ever be baby.” he tells you with a newfound confidence.

you both get out of the car and walk into the house. there’s nobody inside, so everyone’s probably outside by the pool and grill. you open the back door and walk out. the first person to notice you is your other cousin, jamison. “hey y/n/n!” he walks over to you and gives you a bear hug. everyone else walks over to you and they also give you a bear hug.

“everyone” you get their attention. “this is joe, joe this is my family.” everyone turns to joe and they look at him for a second. you start to become worried, and you can tell joe is too. then all of a sudden, they walk over to him and greet him. the men in your family including all your uncles and your father give him a firm handshake while introducing themselves, while your aunts and your mom give him a huge hug.

you suddenly don’t know why you were worried. of course they would all love joe, i mean who the hell wouldn’t?

“oh joe!” your uncle james exclaims. “i almost forgot, i have a little gift for you to welcome you to the family!” “welcome me to the family sir?” joe asks confused. “well you’re family now joe. you’re the first boyfriend of y/n/n’s we’ve had the pleasure of meeting.” your uncle james tells your boyfriend and you feel yourself start to turn red. your uncle walks back inside to grab whatever it is he has for joe as he turns to you. “so, i’m the first boyfriend they’ve met huh?” he asks with a smirk. “yes but don’t let it go to your head joseph lee. i just never had many boyfriends in high school.” you tell him as you walk over to the mini fridge outside to grab a beer. you offer joe one and he accepts. you grab a bottle opener and just as you got joe’s bottle open, your uncle walks back outside… holding a cowboy hat?

“everyone in the family owns their own cowboy hat, even y/n, so i thought it’s only fair that you get one too.” your uncle says as he hands joe the hat. “go ahead try it on.” your aunt says to him. joe puts it on and you swear you could combust right then and there. you never imagined joe wearing a cowboy hat before, but now you couldn’t get it out of your head.

“i’m about to fire up the grill to make some wings, but i heard that you smoke cigars, so you wanna sit down with me and have one later?” your uncle james asks. “yeah sure that sounds great sir.” joe tells him. “don’t call me sir, just james. i don’t need to feel older than i already am.” joe laughs a bit and nods at your uncle.

“well i think this is going very well.” you tell your boyfriend happily. “yeah me too.” he smiles at you. “so… the hat?” you ask. “i actually really like it. think i might wear more often.” “yes please.” you tell him. “oh? so i take it you like the hat then?” he asks you cockily. “you could say that.” you smirk back at him. you walk away to go chat with your aunts as joe goes to talk to your uncle by the grill.

after everyone eats james’ delicious wings, your uncle walks inside to grab his cigar box and a lighter. he sits down on the couch by the pool and gives joe a cigar. james lights joe’s cigar first, then his own. you suddenly smell that familiar smell and look over to your uncle and your boyfriend. you see joe with a cigar hanging out of his mouth while he listens to your uncle talk about something you can’t quite make out. you can’t take it anymore. you can handle the cowboy hat, but the cowboy hat and cigar combo? you’re done for.

you walk over to the both of them. “what are you guys talking about?” you ask. “oh nothing” your uncle says. “just guy stuff.” joe adds. “oh well, joe and i are actually gonna head out, i’m exhausted and we have an early flight to catch tomorrow.” you say with false regret. “oh well, i’ll see you during summer, hopefully you too joe.” james says as he stands up. you give him a hug as joe gives him a handshake. you and joe wish everyone goodbye and walk out of your house to wait for your uber.

suddenly, you gave into your temptation and kissed joe in the sidewalk. he pulls away, “what was that for? not that i’m complaining of anything.” “oh nothing.” you tell him as you pluck the hat off his head and put it on yours. “why’d you do that honey?” he asks cluelessly. “oh i forgot you’re from ohio.” you tell him through your laughing. “well there’s this rule around here called ‘save a horse, ride a cowboy’ you ever heard that before?” joe shakes his head. “well the rule says you take the hat, then you ride the cowboy.” you tell him with a smirk.

it suddenly clicks in joe’s head and you see his eyes turn dark. “oh really?” he asks. “then we can’t break the rules can we baby?” “no we can’t joey.” you tell him while slowly creeping your hand to cup the back of his neck so you can pull his lips to meet yours. it only lasts a couple seconds because you notice that your uber has pulled up beside the two of you. joe grabs your hand and swiftly pulls you into the car with him.

you were in for quite a night.

#joe burrow #joe burrow x reader #joe burrow imagine #joe burrow fluff #joe burrow fic #joe burrow fan fic #joe burrow smut #lsu #lsu football #lsu tigers #lsu!joe burrow

[alexsoenomel]

Being able to read minds and living with the Winchesters would include:

knowing what the boys want to eat for breakfast before they open their mouths in the morning 

Sam insulting Dean in his mind when he’s pissed off making you laugh 

“He is such a dick sometimes!”

“Big brother, always right....my ass.”

“God I wanna kill him.”

“I mean I don’t BUT STILL...”

Dean avoiding you whenever you are alone for whatever reason 

“Hey Dean I nee-”

“Not now (Y/N) I have to call Sam!”

“Where is he?”

“He went to get laid and the girl won’t let him go!” 

being pissed because he’s clearly avoiding you and lying 

you not knowing he has a crush on you 

him not knowing you like him too

going on hunts together 

always knowing what the plan is before Dean even saying anything 

“I hate when you do that.”

“Sorry”

knowing your enemies' next move and always being one step ahead 

not being able to control it so sometimes you end up with too much information 

“Sam stop with the dirty thoughts and just go talk to the waitress.” 

Sam being embarrassed

“Gross, Sammy.” Dean being repulsed.

“F-fine.” 

once he leaves you were left with drunk Dean and his racing thoughts 

Dean being nervous because he doesn’t want you to find out about his silly little crush

“Sammy’s gonna get laid tonight.”

“It has been a while for me.”

“Crap! It HAS been a while.”

“No, I can’t.”

“I cannot even enjoy sex anymore ever since I met her.”

“She will be the death of me.”

“She is so fucking hot.”

“Smart.”

“Beautiful.”

“Great ass.”

“God damn it (Y/N)!” His mind slipped under the influence of alcohol 

“Deaaaan?”

“Oh crap she heard me!”

Dean giving you an awkward smile and blushing 

“Can I crawl in a hole and die?”

“NO YOU CANNOT SHITFACE!”

“I mean now you know.”

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

“Because...”

“Because what??”

“Because we live together and work together I didn’t wanna mess it up.”

“Mess up what?”

“I didn’t want to make things awkward.” 

“You are so fucking stupid sometimes.”

Pulling him by his flannel and kissing him hard earing a moan from him 

Him kissing you back

“My God!”

“She feels the same?”

“Yes dumbass I feel the same!”

Him smirking at your comment 

“Awesome!”

“Is this why you avoided me for all this time?”

“Pretty much yeah.” 

“Wanna go back to the motel?”

“Only if you kiss me first.”

#dean winchester #sam and dean #dean x reader #dean x you #dean x y/n #dean winchester x reader #dean winchester x y/n #dean winchester x you #dean winchester fluff #dean winchester headcanon #dean winchester fic #supernatural #supernatural fanfiction #supernatural fic #supernatural fluff #supernatural drabble #supernatural headcanon #spn #spn fluff #spn drabble #spn fanfic #spn fic

[eris-snow]

𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲

Tags: soulmates ,Bakugou x gn!reader, swearing

There's comfort in knowing that there's someone out there for you. I wish I could say the same about me.

The words on your wrist tie you to your soulmate. When these words are said to you, they can mean one or two things. Fate has granted you a one-way ticket to happiness, or it's to give you a wake-up call to stop trampling over your soulmate's feelings.

This was ingrained into every child's mind before they even step into elementary school.

Bakugou never liked the idea of soulmates. He would scoff at his father's attempt to tell him about how he found out his devil-like Mom was his soulmate, replying with one snarky word, "Bullshit."

What was the point of soulmates anyway? Imagine needing to carry the burden of someone else's feelings, how much effort expanded just to keep said person happy. He could use that time to train to be the number one hero!

But he can't stop fate, can he?

No, not when everyone around him has a stupid sentence tattooed on their wrist. Especially not when he too has those damn words tattooed on his wrist.

Your soulmate must be damn lucky to have you then.

Even with the font so small, it was fucking embarrassing to have to walk around with those honey-sweet words around his wrist. His mother cooed, gushing at Bakugou's future soulmate's future words.

How the fuck was he supposed to be the number one hero and deal with a sassy-ass person that was getting on his nerves all the time? So when he's in UA, he hides it whenever he can.

With his sleeve, a watch, a wristband, anything that could get him to stop thinking about his soulmate mark.

But then, he meets you. You're pretty and smart, and every time you speak your words were clipped with a mature crisp as you hold that air of level-headedness that everyone else seemed to lack. He doesn't speak to you, and you don't to him, because you both are in two completely different circles.

You prefer hanging out alone, while he has his gang of extras that trail after him.

He relishes the spotlight, his face plastered on the TV for every major event that happens, while you prefer to sink into the shadows.

You both only talk when you have to work together, and to him, you were just someone he could stand a little better than the rest. That was, until you muttered those words.

Bakugou was yelling at Shitty Hair as they left the classroom, demanding that he stop following him already because he just wanted to be alone. But that's when you come along, throwing an eyebrow raise.

"Cut him some slack, Bakugou." You sighed, "Kirishima's your friend, you should stop pushing him away."

On instinct, Bakugou snapped. "Mind your own business, Dumbass! I treat any extra however I want."

You paused, stunned for a few seconds, and just as Kirishima gets out a small, disappointed "Bakugou..." You shoot him a wry smile, and out comes the deafening words that make his stomach drop.

"Your soulmate must be damn lucky to have you then."

Bakugou's mouth falls open as he freezes in his tracks as you lifted up your wrist to show him his very words imprinted on your skin.

Fuck.

Bakugou never liked the idea of soulmates, because now as he chases after you and leaves poor, clueless Kirishima alone in the hallway, he finally understands. The rush of emotions that occur when you realise that had met your soulmate. The thumping in his chest as he turns the corner only to find no one.

He'd deal with these overflowing and controversial feelings about soulmates later.

After he's made it up to you.

#mha #mha fanfiction #bakugo x you #bakugou katsuki #bakugou katuski x reader #katsuki bakugō #bakugou x y/n #my hero academia #soulmate au

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

HAPPY 5TH ANNIVERSERY TO

CHARLIE THE CURSED PHONE GUY

MAY HE STAY WITH US FOR ANOTHER FIVE AND BEYOND!

and now a special message from the man himself.

"Well, Well, Well... look how far we've come huh? Genuinely, honest... And Truly."

"Five years ago I was made and cursed the world of tumblr with my presence, time sure does fly! I've lost a few friends, but gained plenty more in return!"

"I wouldn't even be here today without them, now granted I'm not gonna name EVERYONE! But I am gonna name a select few and tell you how they've impacted me... AHEM..."

"First and foremost the man the myth and the legend the one who is the reason behind everything, the man where if he didn't exist I wouldn't exist!"

"Henr- ... we all know I don't mean him we're talking about real people."

"If your name isn't listed, it isn't because the mod dosen't care but it's because he's a dumbass and these are the ones that came up at the top of his head when writing this post, totally not a forth wall break."

@directdogman

"The Creator of the DSAF/Dayshift At Freddy's Series Direct Doggo himself, sure okay I was a late edition to the fandom.

but it is fully thanks to DSAF 3 and him that I even exist, what can I say about doggo other then what has been said before one thousand times? He is a man of many skills and many talents."

"He is creative, smart and genuinely an inspiration to everyone in the community of both DSAF and Dialtown... no matter how much time has passed, I will personally continue to respect the man I owe everything to him. So thank you doggo genuinely for your support and your amazing games."

@cook-ie-chip

"One of my oldest friends in the community, I've known you since almost the start! we have alot of memories together, some laughs, some cries! you also created my blue prints

(though in lore they were written by henry and will) let's look past that! You remind me of how things used to be a long time ago, and I'm glad to still know you even now."

"and with any hope I'll curse you for many years more."

@lazy-charlie / @chuck-the-fanboy

"I remember how we met, you found me and we both realized we had the same name, and so I decided to charge you extra for like a pizza party lmao."

"But ever since that day we have only grown closer and closer... to the point your apart of the roomba fazbender family [no you will get no discounts] ..."

"You've done so much for me over the years though, you helped create the Roomba's we have here today, you drew some of our lovely walrus friends!"

"AND ... ough... Okay Okay I'll be honest you made Chuck The Fanboy originally a joke just to tease me with, but over the years he's grown on me... DO NOT LET HIM HEAR ME SAY THIS, but he's like a lil bro... and if anything happened to him I'd be devastated."

@clownsuu / @not-robert

"... well well well if it isn't the shadow in black and the big buff zombie, what can I say about both of you?"

"Hmm... Clownsuu here teases me, has DRAWN ME MPREG, HAS DRAWN ME EMO, IS THE REASON WHY THE EVIL VERSION OF ME EXISTS!..."

"and yet life wouldn't be the same with out him, jack is... an anomaly someone I met because someone thought he was stealing me! HA no one can steal this perfect face~"

"Gotta say though, all jokes aside... life just wouldn't be the same without him, alot more boring you know? I must admit he is someone I will never forget, you've also drawn photos of a few of my walrus I still have hung up in my office, I appreciate you for absolutely everything you've done."

"And don't get me started on Robert that big buff baby, I've put him in just about every costume under the sun, and yet he still puts up with me and stays still no idea why. But it's because of him my restaurant has expanded so much, from a bowling alley, a karaoke bar and dumpsters full of meat."

"Don't tell Robert this he'd likely call me an idiot, but guy's one of my best friends genuinely thankfully he's immortal so I'll never worry about losing him but ... the thought still scares me."

"Never change Robert."

@weirdozjunkary

"You turned me into a furry... I got nothin else to say I just had to point that out."

"..."

"..."

"Okay, fine you did alot more then that, you introduced me to bedlam someone who can FINALLY truly be a sponge to my cursed and chaotic behavior, honestly I'd hope so considering he's the god of chaos."

"I only met him recently but I'd fuken fight his version of god for him ... seriously don't tempt me I will kick that old man's ass."

"I'm glad to have bedlam in my life and hope I know him for many years more."

@an-artist-place-for-extra-art

"you simp for the evil version of me I..."

"I have no words for you..."

"I just question... why?"

"though honestly? never change, I care for you just the way you are, your amazing."

"Alright, Alright enough of the mushy stuff and forth wall breaks it's messing with my circuits and servo's ahem..."

"The most important thing about this day is one..."

"I'm so fucking cool"

"two"

"I AM NEVER GOING ANYWHERE HATERS, FIVE MORE YEARS AND BEYOND OF ME!!!"

"and three... and most important lore wise"

"HAPPY 50TH ANNIVERSERY TO ROOMBA FUCKING FAZBENDERS!"

"50 YEARS THIS PLACE HAS BEEN OPEN WITHOUT ANY DEATHS JUST A FEW INJURIES AND I'LL TAKE THAT WITH STRIDE!"

"AS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU TO FREDBEAR'S AND FAZBENDER ENTERTAINMENT!"

"THE GUY WHO IS A LITERAL ELDRITCH HORROR AND EATS SHOES WITH HIS BOOTLEG RESTURANT LASTED LONGER THEN ALL OF YOU SUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"

"... thank you... genuinely out of pocket with full seriousness..."

"thank you everyone for sticking around none of this would be possible without you, and I HONEST AND TRUELY can't wait for another five amazing years."

Moderator Monnie: And happy anniversary to everyone from me to all of you!

Have a fantastic day! and thank ya'll for reading!

#charlie the phone guy #charlie the cursed phone guy #dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #mod monnie #mod post #important #very important post #Happy Fifth Birthday Charlie! #Happy 5th Anniversary Charlie! #Happy 50th Anniversary Roomba Fazbender's (Lore) #Happy Fiftieth Anniversary Roomba Fazbenders (Lore) #Long post #Very Long Post #forth wall break basically the entire post lol

[fanvoidkeith]

sooooo i may have. spent my day binge watching dungeon meshi and here are my Opinions, having never read the manga ever (very MINOR ANIME SPOILERS ahead! nothing too in-depth but, y'know, for laughs):

laios is my autistic blorbo son boy and i love him and i want him to be happy. go find your sister, dude, but also eat monsters for fun and research reasons. this is the one context where i would say "eat monsters" like... ever

laios is also 1,000 percent a freak for wanting to eat monsters and study them the way he does. absolutely insane man. stop trying to be a martyr, you dumbass, and also stop poisoning yourself. both of these opinions coexist at the same time and i don't know how to feel about it because feelings (and social cues) are difficult

marcille is a lady who is so so SO smart and cool, but has absolutely ZERO street smarts. (babygirl you are JUST like me, except for the whole "being a woman" thing.) she's a "gifted" kid who now has burnout and needs to feel useful or else she feels like a failure constantly kinda girlie. she doesn't want to be abandoned. relatable. i'm concerned at how much i relate to her. stop being so relatable, dammit!!

chilchuck is INCREDIBLY emotionally constipated. lmao. he also has chronic young-forever face, which means he probably gets mistaken for a twelve-to-sixteen-year-old constantly, which... same, dude, same. i've heard (from the manga readers) that he's divorced with several children, but i don't know if that's true. i hope it is. i really want that to be where part of his issues come from. i want more angsty moments with his character. he'll be my new emotional punching bag when i finish all those other unrelated one-shots i'm planning on writing :)

senshi is a sweet man who just wants to feed and protect his new friends. i think food and acts of service are his love languages. he has a really fuckin' strong pot and knife for some reason lmao

i love falin. she's kind of a freak too, but she knows social cues better than her brother from what i can tell. sure hope nothing bad happens to her- oh gods. well, i sure hope nothing ELSE bad happens to her- OH GODS OH FUCK-

uhhhh. i like that the kobolds in this anime are dog-people. i love dogs. dogs are cool. very cute. 12/10 decision honestly

this anime made me so hungry but i still forgot to eat for most of today. rip. the food in dungeon meshi looks goddamn delicious though, so it's fine

sometimes these characters act just like a D&D party would. like. damn. this is just like that ONE TIME in dungeons and dragons when our party did [X action] and then [Y consequences] happened-

oh my goddddddssss there's ECOSYSTEMS IN THE DUNGEONS??? DUDE I LOVE THAT. CRAZY CONCEPT. FUCKING LOVE THAT. ADVENTURERS AND MONSTERS AND CREATURES (and senshi, who is his own category) ARE PART OF AN ECOSYSTEM. I'M CLIMBING UP THE WALLS AND GOING INSANE RN

oooohhhh shit politics. oh shit background politics that our main characters ignored. no wonder they focused on this other party lol

OH SHIT OTHER CHARACTERS FROM THEIR BACKSTORIES RRRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

oh yeah i guess this is about whoever gets the big treasure at the bottom of the dungeon or whatever if they defeat the Big Bad or something? okay dude. it's only relevant to me when it's relevant to my New Blorbos honestly. but i WILL jot that down though :eyes emoji:

look. i am NOT calling it "delicious in dungeon". i KNOW that's the creator's intended english translation, but personally i think that title sucks. so DUNGEON MESHI it is, for me personally

PLEASE give me the second season right now i need MORE. i'm slurping up this show like soup and i'm fucking HOMGRY!!!

okay that's it that you for comjng to my ted talk

#void keith talks #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi anime #delicious in dungeon anime #late night thoughts #late night rambling #void keith rambles #anime stuff #show stuff #tv show stuff

[shi-bxnii]

i will get hate for this likely but TWST HC's/Character Writings that annoy me and/or i feel are OOC

(check below cut) (all dorms/staff) (note: these are my personal opinions, do what you want, these arent for "Hey dont do this >:(" , im literally just saying what i personally feel, GO CRAZY AAA GO STUPID)

❤️Heartslaybul🃏

👑 Riddle HC: He's uptight and doesn't know fun

My take: He can be uptight and arguebly doesn't have fun in the same way others do but its been shown a few times riddle is a bit feral in his own way

♣️ Trey HC: Sweet mama friend whos done no wrong and needs a break

My take: He is a sweet mama friend but he has been shown quite a few times to do some (harmless) underhanded things for his own gain (Starsending Event: Getting a new blender/juicer/whatever it was)

♦️Cater HC: Bubbly guy whos secretly depressed with an internet addiction and THATS IT

My take: though not inherently wrong a lot of ppl dumb down his character to be very vague and two dimensional, Cater is also very alturistic in some cases and has shown to have a variety of skills (maybe not Trey/Ruggie lvl but its still skills)

♥️Ace HC: Mean as hell even in pranks(? this isnt one thats blatantly stated but written on a lot)

My take: Ace CAN be an ass but a lot of the time he will backout or realize his fuck up and make up for it, hes not jus sum ass that ppl talk too, hes a bully in the most loving way possible (lookin at deuce about that one LOL)

♠️Deuce HC: Oblivious dumbass

My take: Now in the context of School or sayings/confusing wording THIS IS VERY TRUE, but ppl make Deuce an all around idiot ive noticed and it annoys me, Deuce is very streets smart both in literal and just like,, hes a dude that knows things, and it annoys me so bad when they jus make Deuce a dumbass

🦁Savanaclaw🌞

🦁Leona HC: Hes heavily self interested

My take: also another that isnt inherently wrong but also is taken way outta context, Leona can and will be self serving but hes also shown to be kind and considerate and willing to help (even if he tries to deflect by saying it wasn't on his mind/not that it was truly within his heart), hes just a more intense Tsundere than Jack

🍩Ruggie HC: Same as leona with heavy self interest

My take: now this is more true then leonas but theres been a few times where ruggies done things for no/little gain, especially when it involves some level of danger, he may still joke about it but hes always pulled through

🐺Jack HC: this is also not a stated HC but ppl seem to forget how territorial/aggressive Jack gets so in writings hes usually just sum laid back guy

My take: Dude has been shown countless times to be headstrong and be aggressive and territorial, maybe not in the Adeuce, Tweel way but he in his own right has been shown to be aggressive (even if playful or more tamed then the formentioned)

🌊Octavinelle🫧

🐙Azul HC: Dark skin (visual HC)

My take: I AGREE AND DISAGREE, ive seen ppl give some characters vitiligo but NEVER to azul, if anything it WOULD be Azul, not only that Vitiligo is an autoimmune disease with factors such as stress, and who stresses more than anyone? AZUL, i usually consider most Visual canon to be just that with very little HC's but if Azul is to be interpreted with dark skin, mf has vitiligo

😈Floyd HC: Older of the twins and a variety of romantic HC's/writings i cant all list

My take: Its been shown in either a viginette or an event (i think an event) that despite being born within the same timing, Jade was actually first before Floyd (Jade makes a joke about keeping him around so im guessing the mf murked all his other siblings eggs djebdjsb ???) // As for romantic HC's writings what annoys me most is that he will usually be interpreted as very loving + his mood swings, i know damn well if Floyd had a gf/bf hes sTILL abiding to himself, now there are some factors that wouldnt keep this true to a default but floyd is floyd

👿Jade HC: He's just as seen in game//no real depth

My take: Its shown during the camp vargas event that Jade is actually extremely excitable and even (according to those around him (i think Cater says it)) that he even shouts in excitement about the natural Oven he was gunna make to cook the fish, Jade is very mannerly and a bit hard to read and its been stated as true, but Jade is also just a fucking nerd as well when you peel back the layers he isnt just that same guy as before

🏜️Scarabia🎆

🎉Kalim HC: Both in HC's and writings a LOT of people drive on the fact of kalims "obliviousness"

My take: NOW THIS ONE MAKES ME THE MOST ANNOYED, Kalim may be happy go lucky and sunshine like, but that motherfucker is AWARE, now you may try and ref Jamil in B4 but- BUT- Jamil is his literal lifelong friend and even if he was blatantly backstabbing at some points Kalim gave him the benefit of doubt, because hes known him all of his life and ik you mfs LYIN if you said you wouldnt for a life long friend... // Also Kalim despite his delivery being happy/sunshine like, Kalim has been shown to have a more feral (similer to Ace) side and even a more snarky side, though rare and playful at most hes not just some 🌞 fr

🐍Jamil HC: Transfem

My take: NOW BEFORE YALL GET MAD, its not the inherit fact that ppl will HC this, do what you want have fun, but i hate that a lot of the reason ppl will HC this, is simply long hair more fem aligned appearance.,,, suddenly men can't have shit,,,, again if you want to i dont really care it just a random irk of mine at most

👑Pomefiore🧪

👑Vil HC: similar to Jamil's and self interest once again

My take: Similar to Jamil, a lot of ppl will HC Vil transf/m due to the fact that within the JP ver, Vil uses a pronoun/self identifier commonly used for/in feminine use, but also for masc use,,, this one is also jus a random irk and i truly do not mind at all but i hate when ppl base of very little things (ik i sound stupid these r jus my opinions LOL)...// Self interest again but Vil's literally in B5 shown to not only not tell anyone but do it on his own whim to post Epel's family product so they can buy out to the point Epel had to give back the crates of Juice his family got him, Vil did that himself, he may be cunt(y) but hes also very considerate

🏹Rook HC: N/A

My take: Surprisingly i see very little HC's of Rook and when i do they make sense to me (Ex: Dark skin and coily/wavy hair, mf was born n raised in Afterglow savanna so even if he has whiter genetics, mf DEFINITELY having darker skin, hes a hunter hes oUTSIDE)

🍏Epel: Transmasc (but for the wrong reasons)

My take: Now of all characters to HC as trans DOES make sense, but also at the same time Epel normally doesnt mind who he is, its only when its used negatively/to mock him or something that he knows ppl will think "less of him" for it,,, this one irks me way less but a lot of ppl will HC/Write epel way more sensitively about himself then he is whether with a trans HC or not, overall though this HC does make the most sense to me

🖥️Ignihyde🎮

💠Idia HC: N/A

My take: Same as Rook, i dont see a lot i dont disagree with or aren't too far from Canon, i will say my fav Idia HC is that hes a complete weeb and has a body pillow of some sort, man wants to be a non normie so bad but fell for the normie weeb traps (body pillow and prolly owns a figurine of the waifu) LOL

🌐Ortho HC: N/A

My take: i dont see a lot of Visual or normal HC's in general for ortho which makes me sad, give my son more swag,,,, i will say i did see a HC that orthos normal body (robo) his shoulders are white boards and people will write stuff on them and that ppl will normally decorate him with stickers :3

❇️Diasomnia⚜️

🐲Malleus: HOO boy theres a lot

My take: way too many to write on this post but i will say that for rom! HC's and writings... MF THIS BITCH GOT NO RIZZ NO SWAGGER, everyone writes or HC's him to be the most romantic mystery dragon prince... brotha this man dont know how to use a phone you think he knows what talkin to a romantic interest + being good at flirting is like?? nuh uh you know damn well that mf askin lillia in near tears what the hell to do

🦇Lillia: Also a lot :(

My take: Doing rom! HC's/Writings again.,,, i feel like in general Lillia would actually avoid personal romances, he wouldn't be like EW ICKY, but considering his past and current responsibilities (Looking after his two sons Mal and Silver and then their cousin Sebek), i think it would be much harder for him to actually be involved in romance

🐊Sebek HC: Also a LOT GAHHH

My take: Now for this one i feel like ppl make Sebek similar to deuce and make him an oblivious dunce, Sebek is smart as hell but he jus doesn't understand customs outside of Fae, hes from Briar valley where most people are fae, and also dont have internet, you cant blame him for being bad at lingo and oblivious to what we would normally know by like age 8../// Also funnily enough i feel like Sebek and Mal get rev for rom HC's (Mal being filled with Swagger while Lillia helps sebek),,, i feel like despite not knowing normal customs,, if Sebek ever pursued someone romantically he would actually not be bad at it, sure a bit lost here n there but i feel like hes got swagger

⚔️Silver HC: That he takes things passively

My take: Silver has been shown to act against others wishes even those with authority (Even more so in B7 but i wont spoil),, Silver often acts as a voice of reason to Sebek as well in those moments but due to Sebeks tunnel vision up until B7, mf wont hear it, and since Silver basically has known Sebek all his life, to see him not press on the matter more in certain aspects is normal, ppl with headstrong siblings know this especially, sometimes you jus gotta be like "okay fine"

🎭Staff👥

In general i feel like a lot of people forget THIS IS AN ENTIRE SCHOOL the game is set in, teachers can take on different classes,,, but theres more teachers than just Vargas, Crewel and Trein, YOU SEE THAT BIG ASS SCHOOL? Theres a least 20 more teachers runnin around that bitch other than the ghosts, but since its a game and not like a series, Obviously they cant jus throw a random teacher every scene

✨Crowley HC: N/A

My take: A lot of HC's are usually just addition to canon or within character so i have no complaints

🐱Trein HC: Also N/A

My take: a lot of HC's for trein r very in character so i honestly dont have any annoyances

🐩Crewel HC: STRICT

My take: as a teacher? yes duh, but as a person? Crewel is definitely cheetah print joint smokin leggings and hello kitty tattoo aunt and classical and fancy wine aunt fusion, soon as mf off the clock hes MESSY in the auntie way

🥇Vargas HC: N/A

My take: now this isnt a HC/Writing but the way EVERYONE CLOWNS VARGAS ATTIRE..... the costumes for crewel n vargas in camp vargas were not bad at all imo, they werent spos to look like runway models or the latest trend that was GOOD costume design for something that was only spos to be VAGUELY seen cuz its DARK

🔮Sam HC: N/A

My take: I rarely see HC's of Sam :(

#these are all personal opinions #HC characters how you want im just posting fr #also if you have any HC's of Ortho or Sam or Rook PLEASE share #twisted wonderland #twst #jack howl #sebek zigvolt #ace trappola #riddle rosehearts #trey clover #malleus draconia #leona kingscholar #twst headcanons #headcanon #dire crowley #twst divus #divus crewel #crowley twst #deuce spade #azul ashengrotto #idia shroud #lillia vanrouge

[kouginoa]

PSYCHO PASS PROVIDENCE (english dub) Kougami & Akane moments. (SPOILERS)

at the end i added a photo of me in akane cosplay & kou in popcorn hehe 

this is a mess sorry... 

PT.1 [ how i felt, what im feeling, what i understood and what i saw ]

where do i begin, AH, ill start off with saying psycho-pass will forever make me so happy and i will always find comfort in this show. i’m so happy to have heard the english dub cast again. 

[ i want to say, my movie experience was pretty piss poor sadly, and tbh, i could not focus AT ALL on the movie, on what i feel like was 85% of the time. there was someone in the theater that was kinda like live commenting on the movie and it was so annoying and really broke the most emotional parts. after the movie i cried quietly a bit because i really have been waiting a year for it just for it to come out and be ruined by someone who could not shut their mouth.... just a psa: if your going to see a movie, please remember the space you are in ]

this is kinda just a ramble so sorry if it doesn't make sense~ 

the movie was truly amazing and TBH REALLY HELPED ME UNDERSTAND SEASON 3 in regards to not only why Akane was in jail but to better understand Arata & Kei. which i have to say, i have gown a little more fond of Arata and makes me wonder what more he is going to do in hopefully the later movies/ or hopefully seasons 

there was a lot that happen like ginoza’s hair flying in the wind and also kogamis wet hair but yeah ill skip to the part that really made me think a lot and the part that i could not stop thinking about Akane’s note to Kougami, and the very end/ the end of the movie being him saying he will get Akane out.

PT.2 [ Akane & Kougami]

NOW Kougami and Akane. wow, the part of kougami covering her from the bomb... we love to see it. KOUGAMI CARRYING HER BRIDLE STYLE AGAIN. WE LOVE TO SEE IT !!!!!!! god,,, any moment where it was just them two i wanted to cry and scream, i really need to relive the movie again alone because it was super super good and my dumbass has a pea for a brain and felt like if  i was to have any real reaction my brother (who so kindly went with me to the movie) would just look at me. 

but really they broke my heart many many times during this movie, kougami calling akane, trying to work his way to say sorry but ended up just being a smart ass and akane saying that she wishes he just said sorry. I WANTED TO SCREAM. i feel like this film was really eveything we have been wanting to see out of the two... i really feel bad for akane i do, i don’t know how to explain it but i feel like she was really never able to truly able to talk to kou. i mean she did in the elevator and during the phone call,,, but since kou never said sorry i feel like she never got to talk to him and i felt like it was really a lot for her and what all she experienced. 

kougami saying that he lives with out regret makes me feel like is what pushed akane to do what she did, i want to say, i really wanted to cry, REALLY wanted to cry when akane wrote a letter to him, kou calling akane an idiot/fool just like she did during season one, maybe i feel like, just how much it effected akane when kou wrote her a letter it kinda had the same effect on him. akane ending up in jail really gave kougami a new push, a push he hasn't had in a while

PT.3 [Gino, Kou, Akane]

going off of that kougami’s care for akane has grown as we know it’s party the reason why he came back to Japan was a way to see her and see how much shes has changed things for the better good. but Ginoza and Kougami talking about her really was truly sweet. Ginoza adores Akane a lot, and dare i say is kinda like an unsaid older brother. i thought it was really sweet to hear that Gionza wants to protect akane and make sure nothing happens to her. but with that being said... i really cant begin to think what ginoza felt after what akane did. 

poor ginoza really, i have gown really fond of him in the years leading up to now, after really seeing and understanding how much he cares for akane and how much he wants the best out of her, and how much he wants to see her grow. the part where gionza pushes kou against the wall in anger (for akane) really was fun to see. kougami not keeping his word (we knew he wouldn't) of saying out of their hair. ginoza, what a silly man. to think kou wouldnt find his way back home.. 

PT.4 [ ill shut up now <3 ]

to end- the way the movie ended and the way season three ended makes me want to cry,, even right now, as i said before, akane gave kougami a drive that it doesn't seem like he has has for a while now. although he has always felt the need to also take care of akane this time was different, he feels like she got there because of him, so its now party his job to get her out, 

but it makes me think of the end of season three and when kougami went to go and pick her up, that, besides saying that he was there to get her he also said sorry the sorry that akane had been waiting to hear for a while... but anyways... i think this movie really helped us better understand what more akane and kougmi relationship has faced, and also i like to think this all happen and now they are on the same level and have a better understanding of each other. kougami and akane are and have for once meet as equals. 

i think, what Akane did was really really smart, a smart way to show the world what is going on behind closed doors and how the system that japan is ran on is- like what any government system is,,, flawed. but also how the Sibyl System can be a good stepping stool to an EVEN better system but there just has to be some changes . BUT i also like to believe that while the sibyl system is evil and crazy i think it has its benefits, but just needs to be used wisely and more as a (again) steeping stool rather then a latter, point being... i think in this movie thats what i feel like what was being made super clear, that there needs to be room for growth for both the sibyl system and using it as a helping hand rather than relying it to fully judge someone.

i bet none of this made any sense, im writing this at 1:15AM after a con weekend with no glasses on :D , but this was my thoughts and my opinions about the movie unbiased... i have not read what anyone else had said, i didn't want what i was thinking to be affected by anyone else. but i cant wait to read some ! i like many of you, have been waiting for this for a really long time now and tbh am super sad that the  movie experience was not 100% it wasn't only the person saying shit though-out the whole movie but it was also bad on the theater i went to part as well,,, and like i said, i want to cry, i really do, my first time seeing the move was shat on and just have a hard time remembering what happened due to my bean for a brain lol... anywho

if you have any questions regarding the movie PLEASE DROP A QUESTION IN MY ASK BOX !!!! i want to better format my thoughts and i do best with questions hehehe

as promised… me cosplaying akane (wtf face reveal !??) to the movies + kou in the popcorn 🍿

☆ love u all <3 thanks for making this place, a place where i can talk about anything regarding psycho pass, you don’t understand :,)

#psycho pass kougami #psycho-pass #shinya kougami #paycho pass ginoza #akane psycho pass #psycho pass #anime #shinkane #ginoza nobuchika #psycho pass providence #psycho pass movie

[wildglitch]

How What if...Zombies Spidey gets to the DCU

Here's the second part of this post

This is about how Zombie!Peter (And possibly others) got to the DCU. the third part will be the HC on what he is going to be doing overther, but for now wh need to know how he got there

Also,I accidentally uploaded my original draft for this but it wasn't finished so I had to delete it so I lost all of that writing TnT

-Starting this off with more timeline explanations! Let's goooooooo

Ok so anything that happens on Earth has absolutely no effect on the rest of the universe, that means that all of the guardian movies and Thor Ragnarok happens when they originally did in the OG timeline.

"But Thor and Loki met Strange 3 days before Infinity war" SHhhhhhh, trust and listen. Since Loki really didn't want to deal with his dad, Instead of just sending him to Earth, She sends him to a different reality Earth. How? But studying the space stone of course. Not to mention he spent a good while researching and studying the aether when he was king and before they sent it to the collector. With this in mind, Loki taught himself how to access and travel to different realities (Remember this)

That means that Bruce B. gets back on Earth at the same time he did in the original, in 2018. Infinity war takes place in about a day or so and seeing as Thanos is on Earth by the end of the episode, let's say that the episode takes place over a time period of about 24-48 hours. A weekend if you will.

That, adding onto the fact I made the zombie apocalypse 7-8 months long instead of 1 month changes a few things timeline wise. Not only does it push Ant-Man & The Wasp back many months, It also means that there's a high chance Bucky's brainwashing isn't 100% gone, and that the apocalypse started around a year or so after Homecoming.

Do with that info as you please :D

-What is happening without space friends? Well...

Loki wasnt Fucking Stupid and died like and idiot here!

(Your the god of fucking mischief and yet the only thing you can think to do is a knife?!? A fucking Knife? Not even to the back as has been stated you have done in your own goddamn show, But right in the face where he can very clearly see it you short dumbass!)

N E Ways- Loki did something, yk, smart and joined up with Thanos cause like, Dude the guy was winning! Loki was gonna play a long game and work with him again to get his opening. . .Then they killed his fucking brother! Yeah this has not been a good day for him- He is sent to stalk Earth with the other dudes but he decides to stay on the ship and

Loki looking down at Earth though the ship's surveillance systems: WTF did the mortals do!?!?

Alien helper Loki asked for and somehow got: Would you like to go down there sir?

Loki getting comfortable and changing his clothes into something cozy after a very traumatic day: Norse no, Get me a bigger monitor and some food, I wanna see where this goes.

And then Loki just watches like the agent of chaos he is. (Remember this too)

What about Thor? Well Thor doesn't really die, Loki just sees the explosion of the ship and just assumes. He still teams up with half the guardians and everything still happens like the movie for him until he gets to Wakanda.

AND OH BOY LET ME TALK ABOUT WAKANDA

(The Guardians? Canon. Literally the only difference could be that maybe Peter Q. and Co. die immediately on Titan without the space roadtrip trio.)

-Wakanda? Gone

Okoye Was sent to America and everything went to hell lol.

No but Seriously, The King was gone, Okoye went to look for him, and Wakanda was left pretty defenseless. I say that the country was already compromised before she left, but it only started causing trouble after she left, so she has no clue what happened. the important thing isn't Okoye though, no the important thing is Thor. More specifically, Thor, Rocket and Groot when they get there. I can see 2 things happening.

1-they get infected immediately and all of a sudden you get a Zombified God with an axe walking around with a tree and a raccoon. All there while his brother is watching the man, he thought was dead, truly die. ( he gets the feeling that this is Karma) Or,

2- They fight the Zombies thinking they are part of Thanoses army like total badasses, not knowing what they are fighting or getting infected. All while Loki I absolutely shell shocked watching this from a 5th monster mouth agape. (Ones watching visions base with the king and witch, Twos watching the group trying to get to the base, Threes watching some old guy sitting in a park absolutely unbothered, And Forths could be the other dead people from the last post, idk, the separate continuity for the AU gets a mention lol)}

Loki in ver. 1: Absolute depression

Loki in ver. 2: Slacked jawed as he watches his brother be a complete dumbass

-So, How did they he skip dimension?

Well everything from the episode happens the same. Maybe a bit more emotional because they are closer, but every one we see die, Dies. Why? Uhh duh, angst and plot potential, why else?

and its, Everyone one we see die. Let me explain. Anyone we see get turned or killed on screen, It's death. If a character dies off screen but the situation is bad and impossible for said person to get out of, it's death. BUT, if a character is killed off screen but theoretically they could escape, they can live.

Ex For this rule: Happy is hit by a speeding car off screen that implies death= Death, Reason? He's a normal dude T'Challa is hit by a speeding car off screen that implies death= Can Live, Reason? He has the powers of the Black Panther

You Got That? cool. with that in mind, and what I can remember atm, this is the list of people who live

Peter P.- Scott L.- King T'Challa.- Bruce B.- Bucky B.- Rocket R.- Groot-Thor- Loki. Igs, if you want the guys from the more hero’s Idea to be here then you can add them ig. That's the list of survivor a

(Why aren't there more women? Idk, take it up with Disney for killing all of them)

Why these guys? Simple. Cause they all are on Earth

-Loki, being a god, takes a look at Zombie Thanos and thinks "Oh no...Oh Hellas no" And decides to do something about it.

Seriously, You expect me to believe that anything other stone then the space and reality one can send them to another reality? No, I don't think so. And who did I say studied and used these stones before? hmmm? So my proposition for you today is simple. take our god Loki with his obsession with the space stone and have him cast a spell to have every living being on the planet left, come with him to whatever other reality he's taking them to. and thus the crossover commences.

-Peter and the others are now screwed.

They all travel and end up at the same place they were in their original universe. (Omg I just realized Loki could end up at the watchtower lol)

They could be in different realities, but they all are in the same position they were before traveling

Peter: Is on plane before Dimension hopping

Peter: falling to his death after dimension hopping

Peter: Paink!

And then they get split up...hurray!

That's the end for this post. The other will be more focused on Peter But we needed This one as a way to get to the next world. Will I change some stuff? Sure, maybe later, But for now I'm pretty tired and I don't have much else to do at this point.

With that said, I hope you enjoyed this post and let me know what you think

#peter parker #mcu #dcu #crossover #fanfic #au #au idea #loki laufeyson #more info #send asks #zombie au #zombie apocalypse #what if #wiz!au

[i-cant-sing]

life update?

Well... life feels like I'm on rollercoater that's on fire and is heading towards a pit of needles and I'm just.... vibing because I'd never scream or cry in public cause "embarrassing". I mean, exam season is approaching, my brother is getting married in that season and I have to participate actively in wedding activities and keep everyone entertained because its not like I have spare siblings that I can do this for...

And then talking about the actual exam season is also stressful because I'm someone who locks herself away for 4-6 months to study and become a hermit but now I can't do that because guests from all over the world will be staying over and my parents are old and don't have it in them to be running around all day serving guests, even domestic help goes so far.

Hmm what else.... I mean I'm crying over everything these days. The current state of the world? Yes. Palestine? Yes. The world is ending? Yes. Am I gonna end up in hell? Tears. Reading my urdu novel that is soooo well written and I 1000% don't relate to the female mc's struggles? Even more tears. I'm even crying when I thunk about the time I cried over something💀💀💀 (this all very new to me because I've never been so emotional over anything)

Oh and I found out I am not eligible to donate blood because my hemoglobin is in the single digits (so like I know why I couldn't see anything for a minute straight whenever I stood up💀💀)

I have a crush, he's smart and handsome(but like why does he as a man need LONGER LASHES AND CLEARER SKIN THAN ME???HES MAKING ME WANNA START A SKINCARE ROUTINE) But the thing that is the most appealing about him is the way he talks😭 like it just makes u swoon. Idk how to describe it, but like he has a deep voice but not too deep, just the perfect balance between mature adult and charismatic golden boy. And it's not just the way he talks with me or his friends, BUT THE WAY HE TALKS WITH HIS PATIENTS🤌✨️ like I'm here befriending 70 year old women before filling their cavities and he's all "Yes, ma'am/sir. Of course, it'll be done as you want." Like he's so professional even at the end of the day when everyone's just tired from doing their umpteenth patient and start slacking off in the whole "VVIP treatment of all patients". I'm just praying to Allah to make us soulmates (if we're meant to be), I have left this matter in God's hands because He's never disappointed me before and I can't afford to be distracted rn (I borrowed a book from my crush for some notes and was comparing how we even highlighted the same stuff.... we are sooo compatible.... this is so delulu of me omg never thinking about him again- unless he approaches me first)

I feel like having a crush is good because look at me rn- I have started a skincare routine, I am actually studying hard so that if he ever asks me a question, he knows that I'm not a dumbass. And if I had the time to go to the gym, I would, instead I'm doing counting calories and skipping unnecessary meals! What do I have to lose in all of this if he rejects me? Nothing. I end up with clear skin, hot body, and smart af brain.

Like he has a lot more on the line as a crush because he's one, ONE ick away from making me lose complete interest in him. See? This is a win-win for me.

[lazypanartist]

Sorry this is kinda specific djfhf but could I request Leo and/or Donnie having a friend or partner (platonic or romantic, doesn't matter to me) that's super smart but also peak Dumbass.

Like one minute they're rambling about like... advanced biology or psychology or something but then the boys take their eyes off of them for 2 seconds and the reader sends them a text like "Hey can u come to the kitchen I got my ass stuck in a garbage can" or something lmao

Loved this one! Honestly, reader is Big Mood

Seriously..?

Leo & Donnie x Smart/Dumbass! Reader

-----

Leo

Has a vague idea of what he's getting into when he starts dating you

He has bouts of Low Braincell energy, as proven throughout the whole show

When you're being smart?

He loves listening to you being smart!

Especially when he shows Donnie how much he's not listening to his scientific ramblings at the same time

If you're doing college courses, he looks over your homework and just kinda. Stares at it

He doesn't know what half of it means

But he's so proud of you and how hard you're working!

When you have the Stupid™?

Like, BIG dumbass energy?

He's turning around the help you, 1st thing

Get ur ass stuck in a trash can?

He's cackling the entire time he works to free you

Sometimes he just carries you around when he thinks you're going to do something dunb

He may live for drama, but he also wants to keep you safe

(Preferably in his arms 💕)

Donnie

Poor, sweet Donnie.

Half the time, he's perfectly fine just vibing with you

You help him with new inventions, give him ideas, give criticism where needed

Times like that, he loves having you next to him!

Always goes over homework and whatnot to make sure that you're doing it properly

Praises you because yes, you're doing good, he's so glad to have an intellectual partner!

Then, you show him the other kind of person you can be

Has to drag you out of trouble on a weekly basis

Pulls you out of trees

Untangled you from swings

Helps you out of a dumpster one time

He tells you he loves you every time you call him for help

But he also tells you that you're really too old to be getting yourself into this kind of trouble

..the next week, you and Leo both call him at the same time to help y'all off the top of a chain link fence

He's Done™

(still loves you tho 💕)

#rise donnie x reader #rise donnie #rottmnt #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt leo x reader #x reader #rise leo #rise leo x reader #xreader #rottmnt leo #leo x reader #rise donatello #rottmnt donnie x reader #rottmnt donnie #donnie x reader #donatello x reader #leonardo x reader #tmnt #tmnt leo #tmnt donnie #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt

[autisticlancemcclain]

part one

part two

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Lance has never had someone be so… protective of him.

His older sisters were protective, of course. But they were all protecting the same secret. And Lance and his sisters are all pretty close in age, so youngest or no, he wasn’t really the baby of the family unless he was being teased. They mostly spent their time showing how much they loved each other by seeing just how far they could push until they went insane. And as much as Lance doesn’t miss Maria taunting him about every crush he’s ever had, or Lucía cutting off the power while he’s in the washroom, or Aleja stealing all his lotions, or even Ines’ regular tackles down the hallway, he does miss them, and the way they never hesitated to cover for each other.

Keith, though, is different.

Keith has no stake in Lance’s secret. If anything, it only makes life harder for him. But he’s determined to do whatever he can to make sure Lance feels safe, and it’s… different. A new feeling.

God, Lance is so glad they’re finally friends. Even, of course, if being friends means he has to answer all of Keith’s dumbass, cryptid-obsessed questions.

“Do you ever want to eat people?”

Exhibit A.

Lance glares at the dumbass in question, flicking his tail so he gets pelted with a high-pressured splash of pool water.

“Only annoying boys with mullets who ask a lot of stupid questions,” he snarks, once Keith has stopped sputtering long enough to hear him.

“You got water up my nose,” Keith complains, voice nasally because of all the water that was presumably shoved through his nostrils, and Lance smiles smugly.

“Serves you right.”

“I was just asking a question!”

“Yeah, a stupid question. Ask me intelligent questions, or sit in ignorance. God, it’s so tiring being the smartest person in the room all the time.”

“…Right,” Keith says drily. “I bow to you, Mr. Ten Thousand Is A Thousand Plus Ten.”

“Fuck off! That was a translation issue!”

“It was not. You had a brain fart. Admit it.”

“Absolutely not. Only one of us has a skull that’s full of hot air, and it’s certainly not me.”

“Is so.”

“Is not.”

“Is so.”

“Is not.”

“Is s —”

Lance tenses his tail again, narrowing his eyes. “Keith, I swear to God, if you don’t cut that shit out I am going to drown you for real.”

“See! Look at that! Murderous tendencies! My eating people question was totally valid!”

Lance rolls his eyes, and then opens his mouth as wide as it will go so Keith can see his teeth.

“See?” he asks, voice muffled over the stretch of his mouth. “No fangs. I told you, my upper body pretty much stays the same. I mean, I get a pretty intense craving for sushi every once in a while, but I don’t want to eat people. I couldn’t if I tried, I don’t have the teeth for it.”

Keith shrugs, stubborn as a goddamn ox. “I mean, just ‘cause you don’t have fangs doesn’t mean you don’t eat people. Cannibals eat people with regular teeth.”

“Yeah, regular teeth and knives, dumbass.”

“…Alright. Touché. So you don’t eat people.”

Lance flicks his tail to splash Keith again, but it’s much gentler.

Because he is a mature adult, and Keith is a dorky loser.

“Yeah, yeah. Now ask me a smart question or quit asking questions and let me try and catapult you across the pool. I had the angle wrong last time, I think if I sit with my back to the wall I can —”

“I have another question,” Keith says loudly, likely thinking of the last time they attempted a human catapult, which makes Lance smirk.

Pussy. Just ‘cause he went flying and nearly hit the ceiling last time doesn’t mean they shouldn’t try again.

For science, obviously. Not because Lance thinks Keith screaming is hilarious or anything.

(God, maybe he did turn into a siren. Was he always this sadistic? What’s with him obsessing over pressing Keith’s buttons all the time? It’s like he wants Keith to make that stupid face he gets when he’s all concentrated and cocky, with his narrowed eyes and haughty smirk and big attitude. That face used to piss him the hell off, he wonders why he’s so dead set on seeing it, now. Weird.)

“Does it hurt, when you transform? ‘Cause you always look a little pinched when you finally dry out.”

Lance blinks.

He got what he fuckin’ asked for, he supposes, ‘cause that’s a complicated question if he’s ever heard one. And it’s not like Keith is asking maliciously, of course. They don’t really do malicious, anymore, and besides, Keith has that soft and concerned look on his face that always makes Lance’s chest feel constricted.

(He’s felt so strange around Keith, lately. It must be because there’s that strange level of trust between them, now, because of how much Lance is relying on Keith to protect him and how seriously Keith takes that role.)

“The short answer is not technically,” Lance says after a moment.

“And the long answer?”

“You sure you want to hear me rambling about it?”

Keith shrugs, face still all soft and gooey or whatever. “Wouldn’t’ve asked if I didn’t.”

“Didn’t Pidge ban you from using triple contractions, you country fucking bumpkin?”

“First of all, Pidge ain’t here, and second of all, you’re deflecting.”

Lance holds his hands up in surrender, because unfortunately Keith is correct (which is Lance’s least favourite sentence).

“Alright, alright.”

He takes a moment to gather his thoughts, the air between them growing tense and serious as Lance’s expression clouds. Keith waits patiently, letting Lance think of what he needs to say without interruptions.

(Yet another thing they’ve started to do a lot, lately. Lance has found that Keith is a great listener, and even more shockingly, Lance is also kind of a good listener. He didn’t think he would be, but he’s found himself working hard to become one. He likes it when Keith opens up to him.)

“We got transformed when I was eight. I’ve been a mermaid longer than I’ve been a real human. Or, well, a full human, I guess? Whatever. Anyways. I’ve been like this longer than I haven’t.

“Before that, though, I can remember a sort of… obsession, with the ocean. Beyond what I think was normal. And not just, like, a lot of geeky feelings about marine biology. I definitely have those —”

Keith grins teasingly. “Believe me, I know.”

“— but even as a kid, I can remember thinking that the ocean felt like home. I specifically remember this one time when I got the flu and was stuck in bed for a week, and I sobbed relentlessly after the first few days because it was the first time I was really away from the ocean for more than a day or two and I felt homesick. I remember crying to my mother that I just wanted to go home, even though I was sitting in the room I’d lived in my whole life.

“After the transformation, that — loneliness, I guess, that longing got stronger. It’s not something I obsessed over twenty four seven, or anything, but on the rare days I went too long without going to the beach I felt restless. Antsy.”

“How come you went to the Garrison, then? Not that I don’t get it — you’re a great pilot — but, I don’t know. Why’d you go so far away from home if you knew it would hurt so bad?”

Ignoring the ridiculous and stupid flush to his cheeks that came immediately upon hearing Keith of all people — Keith, the greatest pilot of their generation — say he’s a great pilot, Lance shrugs.

“I didn’t know, I guess. I mean, I knew I’d get homesick, but I’d always felt a pull to the stars just as much as I felt a pull to the sea. I figured it would kind of even out, or something. But it didn’t. And I didn’t have anywhere to safely transform, either, which made it a million times worse.”

“Does it hurt? If you go too long without transforming?”

“It’s not like, a physical pain, or anything, but you know that feeling you get when you’re trapped in a car or a classroom or something for too long and you feel like you’re going to explode if you don’t jump out the window immediately?”

“Yikes, yeah. How long did you feel so stuck?”

“I made it a month before I couldn’t take it anymore. I picked a random weekend and took a ten-hour bus to this water-filled sinkhole a few cities away. It was not technically accessible to the public, but I was so desperate that I just climbed my way down the rocky walls and prayed I wouldn’t fall and die.”

“Jesus Christ.”

“Yeah. But the relief I felt when I finally got in… holy shit. A truly religious experience.”

“I can imagine,” Keith says quietly. “Is that why you look so sad, when you dry off? Wistful?”

“Partially. It’s not that I would rather be permanently a mermaid or anything — I really wouldn’t, it’s honestly kind of a pain in the ass — there’s a kind of raw freedom, to swimming through the open ocean. I always miss it when I’m dry. It makes me miss my family, too.”

That last sentence hangs between them, heavy. Lance keeps his gaze trained on his pruning fingers, swallowing back the lump in his throat. Being able to share his secret with someone, swim around the pool, play in the water — it’s all great, sure, but it’s not the same. He misses being able to let loose, swim as far and fast as he can, staying underwater until his lungs burn and he absolutely has to surface. He can’t do that, anymore, not even in summers, and it sucks.

“Hey.”

Lance startles at Keith’s voice. When he looks up to face him, he almost does a double take — Keith’s got his game face on, indigo eyes narrowed and determined, 100% focused on Lance.

It’s — overwhelming, is what it is. The intensity of the stare, and the fact that Keith’s attention — which he’s always wanted, always craved, even if he had to invent a rivalry to get it — makes something squirm in Lance’s stomach, makes his palms sweat and face flush.

Like a prey animal, or something.

“You’re gonna swim in the ocean again,” Keith promises. “I can’t — I can’t get you your family back, not yet, but I can — I’ll take you out to an ocean, okay? I’ll find a way. Soon.”

Keith holds his gaze, eyes steady and increasingly intense, so sincere Lance can feel a shiver run up his spine.

“Okay,” he says, and his voice cracks so many times that it makes them both laugh immediately, and the tension breaks.

“…If I let you try the catapult again, do you promise to keep my immediate safety in mind?”

“Nope!”

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[obsessedaizawa]

◤ albert wesker; 3AM thoughts pt. 1? ◥

✠ ━━━━━━━━┓ ✠ ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ✠ ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ✠ ✦ This man would throw me against the wall without a second thought. I could just breathe in the same direction as him and I would IMMEDIATELY be snapped in half like a stick. Anddd yet I still want him- To be honest we ALL want this infected, delusional, sick fuck of a MAN. God he makes me go crazy. In a good way though I can promise you that. ✦ I wonder how he would feel about the thirsty editors that makes edits of him? (Myself included in that~) I mean he is literally all over my feed on TikTok. AND I still get recommended super old AMVS of him on YouTube. The veteran editors did it first TBH. (I started editing AMVS on YouTube back in 2016?) Though those edits on TikTok are so fucking hot I swear to GOD! Props to all of you that can do those~ ✦ Does he have other outfits that he doesn’t show us? Like besides the ones in the games? Do the developers just doodle outfits for him that WILL never get into the game? DO they ship him with anyone? I gotta know! ✦ Why did they kill him off? Like for real. You ain’t gonna beat Whiskey~ No matter how hard you try. TBH the only reason his bitch ass was killed in the first place was because of the sake of “HEROISM.” You can’t convince me otherwise. ✦ I wonder what kind of partner Wesker would even like? Obviously smart. If your a dumbass then bye :D TBH I would say a driven person. Goal driven? I doubt he would want someone that is lazy with no motive. Especially since he is a workaholic anyways~ I don’t think he would like a clingy person whatsoever. Like he has shit to do, he doesn’t need your needy ass. Maybe because he is busy all the time he would feel lonely sometimes and crave a partner. Someone who believes in his ideals? IDK- ✦ I feel like he is a person who likes strong beverages like whiskey and rum. Likes wine too I believe. I feel like he isn’t a sweets person but will partake in lemon cake? That shit is good so I don’t blame him if he does. Lastly I feel like his music choice is either classical or a mix of early 2000s rock. ✠  ━━━━━━━━┓ ✠ ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ✠ ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ✠

- yours truly

- obsessedaizawa

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