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siriuslygay1981 · 8 months

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James is the type to do those batman videos with like Peter and Sirius. Where batman shows up and jumps them.

*Peter pointing at a No diving sign with a smirk*

Peter- damn...good thing no one's here

*Dives in*

*James in a really baggy Batman costume , running and diving into the pool after peter*

P-oh shit- oh my God it's batman-

J- justice!!!

*throws himself at Peter pulling them both down.*

Sirius- oh my god-

*Peter struggles to get to the surface as James drags him across the pool*

P-si-sirius help!?

*James with a fake deep voice*

"justice for gothaaaaam-"

*James falling back with Peter in a chokehold*

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nothingtoseeherebyeexx · 2 months

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pizza party 🐤🛁

Mary: what the fuck…

Lily: Marls…are you high? please tell me you’re high

Marlene: i’m not?

Mary: so you decided to do this sober?

close ups!

#classic marlene shenanigans #i love drawing marlene #y’all don’t know her like i do okay #the ducks are floating bc magic #(wandless magic)#also BOWIE SHOES BOWIE SHOES!!!#marlene mckinnon #marauders #marauders era #fanart #marauders era girls #marlene #valkyries #gryffindor #lily evans #mary macdonald

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that-bitch-kat3 · 2 years

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james: last night i married my best friend

james: lilys pissed but sirius and i were wasted and thought it was really funny

#marauders #mwpp era #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #marauders era #marlene mckinnon #wolfstar #marauders headcanon #remus x sirius #peter pettigrew #atyd #dead gay wizards #harry potter #fandom #marauders incorrect quotes #nonsense #drunk shenanigans

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teacup-gathering-itself · 8 months

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hc that Severus with a camera would absolutely take pictures of any blonde person around in public for the express purpose of showing Lucius Malfoy after saying “Hey I snapped a candid of you for your family photo album” and every time Lucius absolutely dies of laughter.

Occasionally he’ll lead with comforting Narcissa over Lucius’ affair before showing his “evidence”. One photo of a blonde stranger in an incriminating position later and Lucius is keeled over, gasping for breath.

The first time he tried the affair approach Lucius almost threw up from stress because he would NEVER, but Narcissa and Severus are drama queens who sold him on their act.

It’s Lucius’ favorite thing bc in no way is Severus trying to appease him or get something from him, he’s actively shitting on his hair, and for once in his adult life he’s treated like a normal friend, just like their days at Hogwarts.

(Think like that tiktok sound

Sista is this you right here in this alley?

Sista if you see a bitch in the alley with a bad bob that is not me, go the other way

Who is this?)

#harry potter #harry potter imagine #harry potter marauders #marauders #marauders era #severus snape #lucius malfoy #wizarding world #lucius x narcissa #young severus #narcissa malfoy #shenanigans

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coldemergency · 9 months

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Harry made a deal with Voldemort and anyone he considers family is off limits. So Harry has started going around calling everyone his son.

He walks up to Neville and shouts “You’re now my son. You hear that world? THIS IS MY BOY RIGHT HERE! MY LITTLE MANDRAKE BABY.” Then he walks away and Neville just nods to himself because Harry does odd things sometimes.

Later Harry is running down the halls at Hogwarts and practically throws himself into Luna Lovegood. Harry announces “You are my son now, and I’m very proud of you.” Before kissing her gently on the top of her head and running away again. Luna waves her hand, offering an airy “goodbye father” as he disappears downs the hall.

In the great hall later you can hear Draco Malfoy shouting “No, Potter! Stay away, don’t do it! NooooOOOOOOO!” The rest of the term Harry calls Draco his little dragon and praises him for his amazing intellect and school grades.

Harry and Snape have a glaring contest, Snape is practically daring Harry to do it with his eyes.

Dumbledore calls Harry “my boy” and Harry does the old reverse uno card and Dumbledore nods, eyes twinkling as Harry corrects him stating “You’re my boy now!”

Harry won’t stop, and he’s claiming so many people as his sons that the students in the lower years have started referring to him as Papa Harry.

It’s become a weird cult thing in the media because of Rita Skeeter, and people have begun sending Harry mail asking to be his son and Harry just sits there, so proud of himself.

#harry potter #fanfic #harry potter is a menace #fanfiction #hp #text post #harry james potter #neville longbottom #luna lovegood #draco malfoy #funny #shenanigans #the marauders would be proud #daddy Harry Potter #Harry Potter is a good dad #Christmas is going to be nuts #joke post #ao3 author

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chaoticfandomgirly · 3 months

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Sirius on his 17th Birthday...

I have an image of Sirius spending his time choreographing to Dancing Queen because that song is an absolute banger.

He and James spent hours perfecting a very synced and entertaining, showstopper performance on the song.

It involved party poppers, flowers, crowns, magically induced fireworks, jumping down a rope from the top of the common room staircase like a Tarzan while the other caught him, and anything overdramatic and extravagant you can think of.

Remus and Peter were just on the side with tambourine duties. Regulus sat at the corner and just rolled his eyes even though he thought of the good old days him and Sirius used to dance in his room quietly while everyone slept, stealing small moments of joy. He is very fond and loves watching James hips shake.

Sirius practiced it to perfection and on his 17th birthday he pulled out all the stops making it Gryffindor common room's most legendary party ever.

#marauders fandom #sirius black #wolfstar #james potter #regulus black #the marauders #remus lupin #jegulus #gryffindor #gryffindor common room #marauders shenanigans #atyd marauders #peter pettigrew

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jayssafespace · 3 months

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Marauders Micro-Fics based on Sherlock Holmes Quotes

Quote 1: "My name is Sherlock Holmes, it is my business to know what other people don't know."

Lily was engrossed in her book when her girlfriend suddenly flopped down onto her lap with a small sigh. Startled, Lily set her book down and redirected her attention to her partner. "What's up?" she asked, concerned.

"I know it's not my business, but I'm desperate to know," Mary said, giving Lily a pout.

"What did you hear this time?" Lily asked, already anticipating some juicy gossip.

"James is dating someone, and I can't figure out who it is," her girlfriend said with a sigh.

Before Lily could respond, Sirius spoke up from his spot on the floor, where he was painting Marlene's nails. "He's dating Regulus," he said nonchalantly.

Both girls whipped around to look at him, surprised. They hadn't even realized he was in the room with them. "Did they tell you?" Mary asked, not quite believing Sirius.

Sirius looked up from his painting. "No, they didn't. And yet I still know. After all, my name is Sirius Black, and it is my business to know what other people don't know."

Mary and Lily exchanged a look of disbelief, wondering how Sirius had managed to find out about James and Regulus's relationship. Meanwhile, Sirius finished his task, painting the last nail on Marlene's hand.

#marauders #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #sirius black #black brothers #marylily #jegulus microfic #marauders shenanigans #incorrect marauders quotes #the marauders era #marauders era #the marauders #starchaser #sunseeker

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cherry-pop-elf · 4 days

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Big Bad Wolf

Dad! Remus x Reader

It’s the full moon, and Harry came running to you for advice and help. Lupin went missing, and Harry is scared that someone’s going to get hurt. Or worse. Expelled His dad will end up shot. So, as the romantic partner to the boys father you go and help him. You both just hope to find him before someone else does

Warnings 18+, Horror, Gore, violence, fear, Whump, character death ((deserved)) happy ending

Writing Commission’s Are Open

“Dad-?! Dad!” You were startled awake, by the sounds of Harry. You were spending a few days, at Hogwarts, with Lupin. As his romantic partner it was permitted, but it sure did startle students to see someone who wasn’t their teacher in the classroom. Such as you, having fallen asleep at his desk. You were waiting for Lupin, but it seems sleep caught you first. Until now.

“Have you seen dad-?” Harry asked, as he hurried towards you. A bottle in hand, with a worried look. You did not like where this was going. You really hope that was not a full bottle of wolfsbane. As if that was needed right now. You sat up quickly and straightened up.

"He said he needed to run and talk to someone really quick, and asked for me to stay here until he came back." Now that you said it out loud, it made you very suspicious. You had a bad feeling about this. A very very very bad feeling. It seemed the feeling was mutual, and no words were needed. The two of you were soon running out of the classroom, and straight outside. Wands out.

"Great, just great-" You huffed, as the two of you were now roaming around the grounds. A worry of what happened with Remus, and if the Dementors would come your way. You made sure to hold Harry's hand, and he did not refuse it. He had a uncomfortable run in with the Dementors after all, as if he wanted another.

"Should we ask Hagrid for help?" Harry asked, as you pondered. That could be very helpful. He was a monster keeper of sorts, and more people looking could reduce casualties. Fang could help as well, but Hagrid was not the best with secrets. Still.....You had a werewolf boyfriend on the loose, and one not on potions.

"I will go talk to Hagrid; you go to the Shrieking Shack. Maybe he went there by habit?" Seems like Hermione was really rubbing off on him, because that made perfect sense. You recall a few times you could hear him, when locked in his designated room, about a shack. Along with his night terrors, and school days.

The plan was set, and Harry explained to you how to get there. Most likely knowing, in case of emergencies. The two of you would split, and Harry hurried to Hagrid's Hut. You stayed, until he made it. Just to be sure. Once he had entered the home, you would hurry to the tree, it was terrifying, but you had to. For Remus.

You had to army crawl, and enter with a few scrapes, but you managed. You hit the knot in the tree, and was able to slip through the roots. Through the dirty cavern, and across the rocks. It was a journey, but you managed. You would push at the wooden boards, and soon had your head in the shack. The stench of blood heavy in your nose. He was here.

"Moony?" You whispered, as the world went still. Even the wind seemed afraid to speak. You were terrified, but someone had to be there for him. You swallowed your biile, and forced yourself into the house. Onto your knees, wand in hand, before properly standing.

Deep breaths, that made you gag, in a vain attempt to try and calm yourself. You knew this when he told you what he was. He didn’t want you to sign up blind. He didn’t want to feel like he trapped you. The moment he told you, you tried to study all you could. Meaning you carried your own vile of wolfsbane. Small, but hopefully enough to soothe.

As you tried to follow the stench, you couldn’t help but hear something. It was someone. Someone gagging, and coughing. Seeming to be….No. No no. You had hope the blood you smelled was that of a wild animal, but no. It was of someone.

You wanted to barge in, and see if you could save them, but that could cause issues. Like him turning on you. Instead, you kept your steps quiet. Just coming closer, as the figure kept gasping and wheezing. Begging. What made your blood run cold was what the person said.

“Remus, please….You would have done the same in my place. You would ha-“ Before there was silence. Silence, as bones were snapping. Crunching, and being devoured. They were dead, and you knew that you couldn’t do anything to have prevented it. You tried to reason, at least.

Finally, you were at the door. Given quite the sight to behold. This sickly looking beast, chowing away on a dead body. Beyond recognition, except for an arm. Said arm having been torn off, and slammed into the wall near the door frame. You narrowed your eyes, as you saw it was missing a finger. Clearly before the attack, as the numb was healed over.

Before you could wonder who the figure was, you suddenly felt something bite at your leg. Not in a means to attack. It was so gentle, you almost didn’t notice. A attempt to grab your attention. It succeeded, as you looked down to a black dog. Shaggy, skinny, and struggling to pull you away from the door. A means to get you away.

Seems it acted too late, as the nawing of flesh was silenced. Just the eerie sounds of blood falling on wood, as the werewolf looked over. Blacken eyes focused on you, as it growled. Clawed, and mangled, fingers were soon on the floor. Cautiously approaching you, only for the dog to block its path. Guarding you.

You didn’t know what to do. Do you run? Do you stay? Do you move slowly? You can only read so many books, before you face a real deal. Nothing prepares you for a real life experience. Was he staring at you because he recognized you? Was he no longer hungry? Was he aware of your scent, and wouldn’t harm you?

So many thoughts, only to be silenced by an ear rattling howl. That said that, and you were trying to run for your life. The shaggy dog quick to defend you, and jump at Remus. Buying you time, as you tried to think of where to go. Leave the building? Back into the hole? You didn’t know. Before you could make a choice, the rotten wood broke under you.

Crashing through you went, only for your leg to snap in the process. You screamed in pain, and that alerted Remus to you. You tried to fight through the pain, as you held your wand up. Trying to defend yourself, as Remus tore through more of the wood. Leaving splinters to rain down on you, as you laid in the broken old living room.

“REMUS-! PLEASE-!” You sobbed, as you didn’t want to hurt him. Blood pooled around you, as the torn muscle was shreds around your shattered bone. So much pain, panic, and despair. Was this the end? Dispite it all, all you could think of was how this would affect Remus. The guilt he would hold, when the moon rises again. Only to see you dead in his teeth.

Seemed that would only be a nightmare, as he was slow to approach you. Sniffing you, before looking down at your leg. Giving it a lick, and whine. As if trying to help you. If you weren’t so delirious from pain, you would find it sweet.

“Fuck, you look like shit.” A voice spoke to you, as Remus seemed to curl around you. Using himself a pillow, for you to rest on. Just feeling his ribs, and hearing his strong breathing and heart. It was soothing, and let you catch your breath. Long enough to register where the voice came from.

A man was soon standing infront of you, in a Azkaban uniform. With long, black, shaggy hair. With a beard to match, against his gaunt face. So skinny, yet so alive. Shaggy black hair, just like shaggy black fur. That’s when it hit you.

“Padfoot….” You choked out, when you weren’t crying from pain. The name made him smile, and you could see life in his hollow eyes. It warmed his heart so much, knowing Remus told you about him. That he was still spoken so positively. That Remus didn’t believe the verdict. He knew better.

“That’s me. Now be quiet, and take advantage of Mooney having a full belly.” He hushed you, as he would begin to try and help with your leg. He would take his torn shirt off, and forced you to bite into it. Trying to make you quiet, as he popped the bone into place. Making you scream into the fabric, as you held Remus tighter. Suppose in that feral brain of his could register his mate was hurting, and soon was nuzzling his face against yours. Using his nose to wipe your tears away.

“There. Worse of it is over. Now how about-“ Before he could finish, the sound of the basement door was opening. Before Sirius could do anything, you grabbed his pant leg. Trying to get him to stay. The pain, however, made you feel to weak. Your vision was blurring, as you curled up against Remus. It was all to much, and soon…..You blacked out.

Morning came, and it was unwanted. The sunlight on your face, and making you groan. “Five more minutes-“ Was your reply to the beast, before a chuckle was a reply. A chuckle you knew very well. A laugh that made you fight the sun, and open your eyes. Remus.

“Morning, pup.” He smiled, as he set his book aside. His scared up hand was quick to help brush the sleep from your eyes, as you took in the world. Such as how your leg was propped up, and that all the blinding white was from the medical wing. Another comforting sight was that Padfoot was in another medical bed. Being treated, and not sent to Azkaban.

“Lots of questions, I know. I’ll keep it short. I had made an attempt to go check on Sirius, last night, only for the two of us to stumble upon a familiar rat. We chased him for so long, we didn’t register the moon. Suppose it was a good thing we didn’t. A lot of good has now been done, with him disposed.” Despite what seemed like good news, there were tears in his eyes. Like he lost an old friend. Suppose you’ll ask about that later. Now, you needed rest.

“I can’t believe you came chasing after me.” He tsked, as he was already using a cold rag on your face. Helping you cool off. “Suppose Harry is to blame. I could have hurt you. I would never forgive myself if I had infected you to. I could have-“ He went on and on, before you held his hand. Forcing him to stop, as you smiled.

“Then you won’t be so lonely on those full moons, would you?” He wanted to be frustrated with you, but that would be rather hypocritical. So, he just gave a defeated sigh. With a smile. “I have a type, it seems….” Was added, as Harry was soon to enter the wing. Along with his friends. Hermione, and Ron. All needing answers about why an escaped convict was in the medical wing.

Remus would give a sigh, as you scooted over. As best as you could, so he could sit with you. The trio was soon on the neighboring bed, sitting together, while keep quiet for Sirius to sleep. A snuggle into Remus’s lap, and he took a deep breath. Knowing you were there to support him.

“It all started, when three little Gryffindors thought it was wise to become unregistered Animagi….”

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fall-95 · 7 months

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Barty: Why the fuck is there celery in ketchup?!

Pandora: Why is there milk in Pringles?

Barty *spits out drink*: THERE'S WHAT!!!!

Pandora: Exactly, we shall never know the secrets of the universe.

#just some shenanigans #rosekiller #pandalily #barty crouch junior #pandora lovegood #pandora #pandora rosier #slytherin skittles #the pantheon #incorrect marauders quotes #the marauders era

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oxydiane · 2 years

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regulus: james and i make a competition out of everything, it doesn’t matter what it is, we are competing over it. harry starts kindergarten tomorrow so naturally we are gonna compete over who can make the best lunches for him

remus: is this why you called us here at four in the morning begging for help at baking bread?

regulus: you’re the only ones i can trust! most of my other friends are pure-bloods and i wouldn’t put any of them behind a stove!

lily: this dough sucks. did you even weight any of the ingredients?

regulus: weight them???

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atydregulus · 2 months

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can someone who knows how to make edits (i.e. not me) PLEASE make a marauders edit for best day of my life? like that is the absolute ANTHEM for the marauders and i can't find a single edit on yt :(

specific lines to back up this opinion:

- we danced with monsters through the night

- i howled at the moon with friends

- no limits, just epiphanies

- the stars were burning so bright

- the sun was out 'til midnight

if that does not actually encapsulate the marauders and full moon shenanigans idk what does

#the marauders #atyd marauders #atyd #atyd remus #atyd sirius #atyd fandom #marauders #best day of my life #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #peter pettigrew #full moon shenanigans #i am begging someone please make this <3

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windydrawallday · 5 days

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WHO is the tiny sparkling you drew with marauder lockdown because they're so cute

You are talking about Shrike! The Lockdown x Prowl fan child that belongs to my buddy @sug4r-melon ! If you have more questions regarding Shrike (and her grow-up shenanigans), I recommend tackling Melon's ask box uvu/.

Fun Fact I learned from chats with Melon about how Lockdown and Shrike get along: Because of her nature of not being forged... she is considered a living "biohazard" threat by other cybertronians (like how they treat organic lifeforms).

Lockdown of course takes advantage of it (and the kiddo enjoys it, she is a good actress x'D).