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Incorrect Mystrade Quote #1
Mycroft: Scream all you want, Mr Lestrade. I’m afraid no one can hear you!
Greg: *Unimpressed stare*
Mycroft, whispering to Anthea: Why isn’t he screaming?
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loganofthenorth · 3 months
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Vox: There's only room in hell for one super villain!
Alastor: Oh, you're a villain alright. Just not a super one.
Vox: Oh yeah? What's the difference!?!
Alastor: Presentation!
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trixiegalaxy · 1 year
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shyjusticewarrior · 5 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 210
[After Gotham War Scorched Earth]
Damian, to Bruce: You left us with him!
Damian, to Dick: No offense.
Dick: No, I'm with you!
[After Talia killed Deathstroke]
Jason: I know he's your dad, but the guy was an awful human being.
Rose: Yeah, he was a huge piece of shit.
Jason: Then why are you crying?
Rose: I don't fucking know!
Rose: This is really unfair, man. I could've killed that fucker like a thousand times, and this bitch just swoops in?
Jason: Wait, are you crying cause you're pissed off or cause you're sad?
Rose: Would you stop asking me fucking questions?! I don't know, I have no idea!
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ap-kinda-lit · 5 months
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Bulma, throwing stuff at Goku: How could you do that!? You left! And you left us in the hands of *points to Vegeta* HIM!
Bulma, to Vegeta: No offense, sweetie.
Vegeta: No, I’m with you.
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incorrect-fnaf-quotes · 5 months
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Michael, to Mrs. Afton: You left us in the hands of... HIM!
Michael, turning to Springtrap: No offense, Father.
Springtrap: No, I’m with you!
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ouatsqincorrect · 2 days
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Regina, to Emma: without you, evil is running rampant through the streets.
Zelena: I'm so tired of running rampant through the streets.
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Wanda, to civilians crowding her: What?! Get back, you savages!
Y/N: Sorry, sorry. They're just not used to positive feedback.
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Vi: Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you.
Jinx: You're so naïve, Vi. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living in a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England!
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kitsunesfandomtime · 1 month
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Garaki: -panicking because AFO getting married- Sir! What happens when Inko finds out who you really are?
AFO: -rolling his eyes- She will never find out. That's the point of lying.
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Incorrect Johnlock Quote #1
Sherlock: This glass has ice cubes in it.
John: Yes, that is what happens when water freezes.
Sherlock: But don’t you think it’s odd that the ice hasn’t melted yet?
(Irene comes in with a sandwich in her mouth and promptly looks nervous)
John: One of life’s greatest mysteries.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 years
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Dick: Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you.
Jason: You're so naïve, Dick. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living in a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England.
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incorrectrotgquotes · 2 months
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If Pitch joins the Guardians:
Pitch: Get back, you savages!
Jack Frost: Sorry, sorry! He is just not used to positive feedback.
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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 3 months
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Sausage: Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you.
Shulk!Shelby: You're so naïve, Sausage. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living in a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England.
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jessicas-pi · 2 months
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*on Starkiller Base* Hux: And now we will see if the Republic can withstand the FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN! Hux: FIRE! *nothing happens* Hux: Ahem.... fire? First Order tech: Uh, it's still warming up, sir. Hux: Come again? First Order tech: Warming up, sir. Hux: Warming up. Hux: THE SUN IS WARMING UP?!
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