#nonsense and shenanigans

[glttr-bby]

I love being a water whore.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

#ocean #stream #hydration #Pisces #titles #bestie #nonsense and shenanigans

[egophiliac]

so excited for Kalim to save the day by swiper-no-swiping this dip. you can do it! I believe in you!

god I hope this reads properly

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #i feel like kalim and the marshmallow test operates under roger rabbit rules #whether he passes or fails depends on which option is funniest at the time #anyway HEY things are finally actually happening! #so glad fellow agrees with me there #did he even expect them to make it to the show. did he very quickly have to choreograph a poppy little dance number. #honestly in retrospect i am also shocked that they lasted as long as they did #i mean. floyd is there. c'mon. #speaking of which i did really enjoy floyd going BYE JADE! MAYBE I'LL COME BACK TO SAVE YOU LATER IF I FEEL LIKE IT! #revenge for the popcorn #sorry if this is nonsensical! somehow it became like 4 am while i wasn't looking #i am super digging the evil theme park shenanigans (now that they're actually happening) #it's just Very Late!

[bellathetmntgeckolady]

Ever just make an OC and you think they’ll just be a one-off character but then all of the sudden, whoop. You dive into the character to understand how they handle a situation you put them in, you help them succeed, develop their personality more than you planned and you’re just attached to your little baby now so you’ve got to see them grow and flourish and make it to the happy ending they deserve?

#ninjakitten’s ocs #artist problems #writer problems #writing problems #original character #original character writing #original characters #oc #oc ask game #oc blog #oc challenge #oc description #oc inspiration #oc meme #oc nonsense #oc problem #oc prompt #oc shenanigans #oc tag #oc tag meme #oc vibes #oc questions #ocs #oc problems #ninjago oc #sonic oc #tmnt oc #for me? it’s mainly about my oc #oc: isabella

[anghraine]

I'm feeling like supporting some women's wrongs! (And rights, but definitely also wrongs.)

#anghraine babbles #poll nonsense #thought of going more tournament style but i'm too lazy :P #carmilla #vittoria corombona #mary crawford #austen blogging #attolia irene #catra #she ra and the princesses of power #this is an attolia irene appreciation blog #tar ancalimë #legendarium blogging #lucrezia borgia #political shenanigans and codependent siblings #procne #the metamorphoses #miranda lawson #the adventures of space redacted #cersei lannister #asoiaf #kuvira #avatar: the legend of korra #clytemnestra #the oresteia #man it was hard to choose between mary and ly susan but i had to go with my eternal fave mary

[waitineedaname]

everyone likes to characterize shou as the one climbing through ritsu's window uninvited, but I think it's important to remember that when he showed up at the kageyamas' house, he knocked on their front door like a normal person. ritsu however broke into kamuro's dirty fuckin room, presumably through the window, for no reason other than to intimidate him and be an asshole. and he still had the good etiquette to take his shoes off, while being a dick. I think we need to reevaluate which one is more likely to exhibit unhinged behavior and break into someone else's house between ritsu and shou

#mp100 #this is relevant to the fic I am going to post for ritsu's birthday lmao #I just think he needs to be unhinged okay!!!!! #this boy is deranged #I think shou is less likely to be suggesting insane shenanigans #I think it's more likely that ritsu is the one doing impulsive nonsense and shou is along for the ride/enabling him

[random-letters-i-just-thought-of]

Random Codywan headcanon:

After many complains and some pressing by the Jedi for some more gear for the clones than only the bare essentials, every clone is reluctantly equipped with one sweatshirt-like black by the kaminoans. Officially for "colder temperatures", inofficially (intended by the Jedi) for comfort and to give the clones at least a tiny little opurtinity to custumize their outfits. (Let's just pretend they have time for that in the midde of a war)

And after the complains that the standard-blacks aren't distinctable enough to actually belong to one clone, because they get all mixed up after the next wash anyway, each of these sweatshirts comes with a embroidery reading "Property of insert Clone's number".

Of course the Clones are not having that. In the 212th, a small group of dedicated Clones make it their mission to redo every single one of these embroiderys and replace the number with the clone's name before the sweatshirts are delivered.

Anyway, Cody doesn't end up really wearing his. Not because he doen't like sweatshirts, but because it's just a little to tight to his taste. It does, however, perfectly fit Obi Wan, who's a bit leaner than Cody, so he ends up frequently stealing it. (It gets cold when they're doing paperwork together until late at night and he's not going to walk all the way back to his own room just to get one of his).

Cue, emergency council meeting on one of these evenings and Obi Wan's called to give a quick report, so he's standing there in the middle of the meeting, "Property of Cody" embrodied on his back and chest. Mace is just staring him down in true "Are you f*ing serious? I'm so f*ing done" fashion and the other masters can hardly hold back their giggling. Cody, who's standing in the background of the call, is embarrassed and blushing like crazy when he gets what's going on. Obi Wan is beaming. He thinks it's hilarious. He wears the sweatshirt to every single council meeting from now on.

#I don't know if this makes sense #welcome to todays round of 'I came up with nonsensical star wars scenarious in the shower' #Let's just pretend there are sweatshirts in Star Wars #codywan #star wars #the clone wars #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #clone wars #star wars the clone wars #clone troopers #jedi shenanigans #jedi

[st4rking]

tfw you, as a mind reader, have to team up with a man who thinks too much

Slight spoilers in tags

#wednesday spoilers #marvel spoilers #your honor they're my emotional support dysfunctional couple #as everyone should know #i love tony stark #hes baby girl (derogatory) #and I also love emma #I feel like they're great foils to each other but I dont want to talk about that #theres so much controversy around their wedding #however #people do not realize how funny their friendship could be #tony “i think a mile a minute” stark #Emma “Worst time to be a telepath” Frost #you could not tell me the shenanigans that would happen if the situation was not so dire. #if it was not life or death #emma would be flooded with Tonys nonsensical ideas against her will #she is being held hostage send help #yes i know emma wont read his mind without consent but also mindreading would be smart now #especially since they're kind of alone in this #I have so many thoughts on them #AND THEY SAID MRS. AND MR. EMMA FROST #Literally called Tony malewife #Also Feilong is terrifying as an Iron Man villain #The Invincible Iron Man (2023) #I know this isnt how Tony looked in the comic but this is how I draw my tony #tony stark #marvel 616 #diddlydoo #emma frost #irondiamond

[0dde11eth]

Geralt walking towards the great hall, through the doorway he sees jaskier flying through the air

His heart stops and then speeds up to near human speed

Then he sees jaskier running back from the direction he flew

Then flying through the air again

Lambert and eskel are enjoying throwing him into a pile of cushions and jaskier keeps running back for more

#my nonsense #jaskier #geralt #geraskier #kaer morons #lambert #eskel #eskel and lambert shenanigans #jaskier and lambert the chaotic duo #bard in kaer morhen #another day in kaer morhen #aard the bard

[marshymeds]

Gotta give credit to @merlinnski for the second panel because that was not the original sjdjf

#doodling nonsense to make myself feel better #bad brain hours can be healed by moshang shenanigans right? #mxtx #svsss #scumbag self saving system #scum villian self saving system #mobei jun #shang qinghua #moshang #kaeya #kaeya alberich #genshin impact #marshymeds

[veinsfullofstars]

“Quit laughin’, ya bastard, I’m dyin’ over here! Get me some starsdamn milk, for cryin’ out loud!”

(ID: Kirby series fanart comic of Dark Meta Knight and Daroach, in which lunch is interrupted by a disagreement on spicy food and some improper use of the Sharing mechanic. Transcript below the cut. END ID.)

Based on a personal headcanon that DMK enjoys spicy food and Daroach vehemently does not.

UPDATE: I foRGOT HIS EYE SCAR?? HeLLO??? (fixed it now but starsdamn it this is why I shouldn't post stuff the second I finish heck dang it all veins get some sleep would you)

Started 04/06/24, finished 04/09/24.

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Transcript:

Panel 1

*DMK and DR sitting side-by-side enjoying some lunch together - a sandwich for the thief, a plate of spicy curry for the knight. DMK (his mask pushed up to the side of his head, bits of curry stuck to his face) idly eats his meal with a fork as DR picks up and scrutinizes a small bottle of hot sauce the knight had set aside, a brow raised in disappointment.*

DR: “Ultra spicy,” huh? Blech. How can you stand this stuff, Dark? Like, can you even taste anythin’ anymore? (Besides pain?)

Panel 2

DMK: Aw, c’mon, it’s not that bad. Here, want a bite~?

*setting his fork upright in the curry, DMK pushes his plate aside and turns towards DR with the most mischievous expression, reaching up to grab the collar of his cape. DR turns his head sharply, dropping the bottle and the sandwich, as the knight starts tugging him towards him.*

DR: What’re you-? Hey! No! No! Don’t you friggin’ dare, Dark, I swear to Nova-

Panel 3

*DMK stands up and yanks DR down towards his face, a hand clasped on the back of the thief’s head to hold him there. DR flinches (VFX: two large exclamation points), knocked off his feet and holding his paws out in surprise. A wisp of steam rises from between them, curling into a little pink heart at the top. Text reading “*Face-to-Face SFX*” hovers behind DMK.*

Panel 4

*DR jerks away from DMK, red-faced and doubled over in pain, his eyes squeezed shut and his tongue hanging out with a fresh red burn on the end, steam emitting from his face in puffs. He frantically fans at his mouth with one paw while shoving DMK away with the other.*

DR: (breaking the dialogue bubble in places) AAGH!! Ow! Star-burnin’ son-of-the-void what is wrong with you piece a’- aaaughh dammit stars dammit ow ow ow ow!!

*DMK cackles, leaning away with one arm held up against the rat’s pushing paw, one eye shut and mouth stretched open in a wide smile, a single incisor prominent within and a touch of blush at the corner. Text reading “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA” hovers behind him surrounded by laugh lines.*

#veins art #veins ships #veins fanart #fanart #kirby series #kirby #dark meta knight #daroach #dark meta knight x daroach #darkroach #rarepair #kissing #comic #headcanon #they're just Like This your honor #don't worry - he definitely got Dark back for this later #probably with something disgustingly sweet considering he's not big on sugar (another personal headcanon) #just *tackles* him with a container full of those ultra-processed frosting sugar cookies and ruins his whole day #man why are food shenanigans so fun to write? #(also dammit veins we're supposed to be working on other stuff right now - not more shippy nonsense) #(I can't help it - just look a them!! my idiots <3 ) #food tw #veinsfullofstars

[notcreative360]

So I can do this thing where I can high pitch my voice, and make it sound like a little ghost girl from horror movies. It's not something that special, but I do like to use it once in a while to scare my sister. But then I thought "What if MC also did it randomly to scare the demon brothers, especially Mammon since he scares easily?".

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Mammon: *Casually strolling through the hallways of the house of lamentation whistling.*

MC: *Hiding around the corner and uses the little ghost girl voice* Hello, Mammon.. wanna pla-

Mammon: AAHHHH

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me nb #obey me nonsense #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shenanigans #obey me shitpost #obey me sheep mc #obey me brothers #obey me game #omswd #obey me mammon x you #obey me mammon #obey me mammon x mc #obey me mammon x reader #obey me shit post #obey me crack #obey me mc

[apoorhuman]

Mc just got mocked by a lesser demon and the brothers saw that from afar, but when the brothers are about to defend mc started saying this

Lesser demon: you're so ugly you can't even pull any bithces lol

Mc: yeah, maybe I can't pull any bithces

Mc: *taking out a glock from their pocket* but I can pull this trigger-

The lesser demon has been shot, and now the room was silent with a demon bleeding to their death, a happy menace human, and seven flabbergasted Lords of hell

#mc was free of charges because of human privilege #obey me #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #obey me crack #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me sheep mc #obey me shenanigans #obey me shitpost #obey me funny #obey me brothers #obey me nonsense #obey me chaos

[theexodvs]

Hypothetically, as a husband, would you give head?

#Anon ask #If I asked my dad how he and my mom had s e x I would’ve gotten a wh 00 p ! ng. #Who sends me this crap?! #Is it even called giving head when the recipient is a woman? #Anon nonsense #Anon shenanigans #Anon weirdness #Autisticexpression #Yes I know you sent this #That or perhaps Unpopulared SYABM Cookingwithroxy Someoneintheshadow456 or Generalchelseamayhem #Or whatever handle Hom is going by nowadays

[anghraine]

By popular demand (aka two people asked lol), a secondary Women's Wrongs Poll for characters I considered for the first one, but ended up not choosing for various reasons:

#anghraine babbles #poll nonsense #ursula #lady macbeth #medea #lady susan vernon #austen blogging #azula #the wife of bath #electra #caterina sforza #maleficent #athena #lobelia sackville baggins #avatar: the last airbender #medieval blogging #the oresteia #political shenanigans and codependent siblings #legendarium blogging

[that-bitch-kat3]

james: last night i married my best friend

james: lilys pissed but sirius and i were wasted and thought it was really funny

#marauders #mwpp era #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #marauders era #marlene mckinnon #wolfstar #marauders headcanon #remus x sirius #peter pettigrew #atyd #dead gay wizards #harry potter #fandom #marauders incorrect quotes #nonsense #drunk shenanigans

[candiedgrim-blog]

My brainrot is so bad I see them everywhere...

#ourgoodshadows #fandom brainrot shenanigans #good omens #ofmd #this is nonsense #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #our flag means death s2 #our flag means death season 2 #ineffeble husbands #azicrow