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lgbtqtext · 25 days
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raqualswonderfunblog · 2 months
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shutinthenutouse · 7 months
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After James came out
Euphemia: Careful, the plate is hot.
James: Don't worry, I'm attracted to pans, not plates.
Euphemia: 😑
Sirius: 🤦
Fleamont: 😆 [is really proud of his son's stupid dad joke]
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tumbnarwhal24 · 1 year
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thefrogginbullfish · 11 months
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hotkellynixe · 2 days
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Does my cock make you want to nut on me horny 😜 🤭 Tell me in my DM how my 🍆 makes you feel now 👉👌and gets some more 🍆🍆💦
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lgbtpopcult · 29 days
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kingoftheu · 1 year
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Amphibia as Things to Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out Pt 2 (Pt 1 Here)
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hazbinbossbrainrot · 2 months
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Angel: Y’know what I just realised?
Husk: What?
Angel: You can’t spell Angel Dust without anus
Husk: You know what else you can’t spell without Angel Dust? *he leaned forward, pretty used to their choice of banter lately* Angst.
Angel: …
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shutinthenutouse · 10 days
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audhd-space · 3 months
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good morning, pots and pans
do you know where are our spoons?
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pears-palette · 4 months
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With my “Dad being supportive about me being trans” post blowing up, I figured I share him being supportive about my bi/pan/queerness.
I was like 16 when I came out to him. I remember being so anxious- I had never seen him be homophobic, but he was also an old Baptist Boomer from the Bible Belt, so I was nervous. Plus, at that time I was dating one of my best friends (we are both AFAB). So I came out and explained I was dating someone. I fumbled, struggling to get it out, and he just went, “It’s [REDACTED], isn’t it?”
He then explained that he kinda knew I was queer and was dating my best friend in secret, but he didn’t want to push me to come out before I was ready. He wanted me to do it on my own terms and just hoped I’d feel comfortable enough to share it with him.
Me being queer didn’t stop him from being an Embarrassing Dad tho, so it’s not uncommon for him to be like “I saw someone you’d find attractive today lol.” And either show me a picture if they were some celebrity/ athlete or describe them if it was just someone around town. The worst part honestly is that he’s always right. Please, I don’t want to be perceived like this by my father. You shouldn’t know My Type so well. I perish.
The closest he’s ever come to being homophobic is when he was teaching me how to drive and I made way too many, “But I’m too queer to go straight!!” Jokes.
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me in middle school: idk why but i prefer the x-men to the avengers...there’s just smth more relatable about them but i cant figure out why...
my queer ass now:
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mpickz · 5 months
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my (drunk gay male) friend just sent me this how tf do i answer 😭😭 where tf is he and what is he doing rn 😭😭
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