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incorrectmarvelcast · 5 years
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mackie: *is sleeping*
holland: *shoots a gun at the ceiling*
mackie: *wakes up and falls on the floor*
mackie: THIS IS WHY SEBASTIAN DOESNT FUCKING LOVE YOU.
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straysevn · 5 years
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Incorrect Stray Kids
In a shoe store
Chan: There’s so many shoes!
Chan(pointing at flip flops): It’s more than I can sandal!
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Roger: There is only one thing worse then dying.
Roger: *pulls off paper above 'dying'*
Deacy: *gasp* Brian.
Roger: wait no.
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stardust-revengers · 5 years
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Tom, holding a harmonica: You play it you get $100,000,000, but 100,000,000 people will die.
Harrison: *aggressively plays harmonica*
Harry: harrison nO!
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thekadster · 5 years
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Jekyll: Okay, class let's start off with a simple question: Rachel has 19 bottles of dish soap. If she gives 10 to Robert--
Lanyon: Wait, why does Rachel have 19 bottles of dish soap!?
Rachel, washing her hands: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, ROBERT
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schnees-and-schnugs · 5 years
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Winter: So, how’s school going?
Weiss: I wake up every morning but I feel dead inside.
Winter, uncomfortably: Ooooh, uh, oh, spaghetti-o’s…
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minhover · 5 years
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Seungmin: Alright, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves.
Seungmin: I'm gonna go first
Seungmin: [Looks at Changbin] I hate you.
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plkanchi · 5 years
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Fugo: buckle down and do your work or you'll end up in mcdonalds
Narancia: we goin to mcdonalds if i don't do my work ?!?!
Fugo: NO!
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exoploring · 6 years
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sehun: bich u gon step on my fucking soles bich with those fucking cowgirl fuckinh boots bich disgusting
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Herbert and Jet Pack Guy: *swinging at each other behind the counter* Rookie: “Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle!”
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ichimatsu: is this peanut free? my brother has an allergy
salesperson: that peanut’s not free that’ll be a dollar
ichimatsu, putting a dollar on the counter: you’re lucky i hate my brother so much
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incorrectmarvelcast · 5 years
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evans: robert talks in his sleep sometimes its adorable.
rdj*sleeping*: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… I think the fuck not…
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straysevn · 5 years
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Minsung Texting
Minho: Hey babe you up yet?
Jisung: Oh hey, yeah i woke up like ten minutes ago
Minho: Then where the fuCk is my good morning text??!!!
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dongfangqingcang · 6 years
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Suhyun: And they were roommates!
Sangho: Oh my god, they were roommates.....
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stardust-revengers · 5 years
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Tom: why didn’t you come last night? it was so fun!
Harrison: thomas, you know DAMN well why I didn’t come, so shut the hell up you shady bitch!
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incorrecttrcng · 6 years
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Hyunwoo: how do you make square balloons?
Siwoo: you blow square breaths!
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