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fish-eat-fish · 3 months
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Pavitr x male! Spiderman! Reader
They meet through Gwen or Hobie and they click instantly! Their friendship blossoms and so does there feelings , then confessions and first kisses
Hopefully it isn’t too much and if it is you can shorten it to confessions and kisses :)
Thanks in advance! Have a good day and light or afternoon!!
(Summer Boredom) ☆ pavitr prabhakar x male!spiderman!reader ☆
tags: group hangout, sleepover, mutual crush, confession
wc: 3.9k
a/n: had to do this request first since there’s not a lot out there for male readers. sorry it’s incredibly late! thank you sm to my beta reader aster who literally whipped this out so fast. finals are over so i’m hoping to get into writing again and getting to requests eventually. i’m also interested in writing for pjo next because of the show (obviously), that’s all!
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It was summer break, and you lay on your bed bored. Two weeks into summer and you hadn’t done much crime-fighting or anything too exciting for that matter. You’d just finished your routine patrol of your city. You even took some time to do a little sightseeing, perched on the edge of the tallest building you could find, taking in the sight of your beautiful neighborhood.
Joining the Spidersociety had been awesome, and you’d loved meeting all of the other spider-variants, but now with not much activity going on with anomalies or villains, you were left to watch over your dimension. In absolute solitude. You sighed, missing being able to talk to other people about your hidden superhero identity.
You needed to hang out with the others, desperately. So, you initiated the conversation, typing in the group chat to get everyone’s attention in the hopes of meeting up later. A little chatting, crime-fighting, maybe a little sleepover after. You needed something. Anything. Socializing wasn’t always the easiest, but this strange little group of Spider-peopleall of you clicked with each other. Being spider-variants is the most unifying feature.
Hobie sat in your room and scrolled through his phone as well, tapping a rhythm onto his guitar across you. You smiled at him and glanced back down at your phone.
Miles and Gwen replied instantly.
“Sounds good!! B ther after fite (ㆀ˘・з・˘)”
“Miles! Stop fighting and texting!!” With an angry emoticon displayed on your screen.
You stifled a laugh at their responses, watching Gwen’s text appear. You sighed watching them text and banter amongst themselves. You lay on your bed, phone up in the air as you scanned across your screen. You wanted to hear from Pavitr in particular. Always wanting to hear from him and his dimension. You felt a twinge of pain in your heart, remembering that you didn’t even exist in his world, nor did he in yours.
“Hey, that sounds fun!!! I’ll be there as soon as I can, Auntie is mad at me for skipping breakfast… D:”
You typed back, finding yourself grinning at his little emoticon. “Ur Auntie is right, bring me something plz!”
“Of course! I hope you’re taking care of yourself. It’s important to stay happy and healthy, and surround yourself with lots of animals, especially dogs.”
“Pav wgatr u talk g anout?”
“^_^”
“Someone get this man away from the dogs and up in this DIMENSION.” Hobie quipped, looking up at you.
You lightly tapped on your arm, grasping onto your forearm as you smiled at your screen. Hobie scoffed at the sight of you from across the room, to which you looked over in mock offense.
“Oh my god! What?” You questioned.
His low voice chuckled at you, his fingers lightly strumming his metal guitar as he sat sprawled out in your spinning chair. He had taken his shoes off at the door and had made himself rather comfy in your room and in your universe.
His voice hung heavy with a teasing tone, “You seriously need to let him know, you know that right?” He mused, spinning lightly in his chair. You shot him a shocked look before closing your mouth and glancing at your phone, checking for an answer.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” You muttered, tightening the grip around your pillow as you lay flat on your bed.
Hobie scoffed at you, stopping in his tracks as he spun back around and tapped on the strings of his guitar, the music flying off of it in strange paper cut-out shapes of displayed sound. You stared at it in awe as Hobie’s dimension always had you wondering how different he was. He chuckled as he looked at you in your eyes.
“Don’t be such a downer yeah? He likes you. He’s curious about you.” He replied quickly.
“Yeah, but that’s just him.”
“Just trust me on this mkay?”
You sighed and sat up on your bed, stretching out. Your room was all set up for a fantastic hangout, and your parents were gone to not raise suspicion as to why you were talking to strangers in your room. You adjusted and picked up a few things as you waited for the others to arrive, with Hobie watching you with a close eye as he swiveled in the chair. Just as you were about to go and get some refreshments for your friends, a loud crash caught your attention. You opened your curtains and grinned as you saw Miles, Gwen, and Pavitr outside on your fire escape.
You ignored how Miles had fallen and was writhing in pain as he clutched his foot. Gwen was in the process of helping him up. Pavitr kindly knocked on your window with the back of his hand and waved at you. You quietly chuckled at the scene in front of you and opened the latch of your window to let them in. Pavitr took one last glance around and grasped at his mask, pulling it off. You felt thoughts bubble in your head as you saw his familiar face. His soft features never ceased to put you in a trance. Over his suit, he wore an oversized tee and his shorts.
Gwen’s laugh rang through your head as she entered first, the other two following in behind. They were also wearing their casual clothes over their suits, in preparation for the hangout. “Sorry we’re late, Pav insisted on petting some strays on the way here.” She said, walking in and observing your room with interest. “You redecorated huh?”
You shrugged as you glanced back at Pavitr closing your door with care. “Yeah, just a little.”
Hobie’s voice took your attention as he greeted Gwen and then Miles.
You cleared your throat in offense, getting them to greet you too as you dapped up Miles. Gwen didn’t understand your hand gestures, but she tried it anyway. “I think we should start this hangout off with, perhaps a movie. Any recommendations?” You scanned across their faces.
Miles hummed in thought and perked up, “Spiderman!”
Hobie eyed him, “Oi real creative yeah?”
“Do you even have Spiderman movies in your universe Miles?”
“Yeah of course.” He said proudly.
Pavitr shrugged as he adjusted to sit on the floor, crossing his legs. You sat on your bed near him, unable to ignore his presence. Gwen got situated on your bed as well as Miles remained standing, leaning against your desk.
“Well, I guess so.” You shrugged, “You guys want to watch Andrew Garfield, Toby Maguire, or Tom Holland Spiderman?”
Pavitr looked up at you in confusion, “Is Andrew Garfield the cat who eats lasagna?”
You laughed, “Not quite.”
“You pick! But I’ve never heard of any of those actors before. Might be interesting to see how your movies are in your dimension.”
“I’m gonna go grab some drinks and snacks, can one of you guys set up the movie from my phone?”
Miles pitched in, “I got it.” Opening up his hands to catch your phone as you threw it to him.
Pavitr raised his hand as he got up onto his feet, “I’ll help you.”
He waltzed past by and walked ahead of you into your kitchen. Hobie eyed you and mouthed something and you already knew what he was implying. You left the room quickly, ruffling your hair in annoyance as you followed behind Pavitr. He hummed in thought as he looked around your kitchen.
“Sorry about the mess, I had to make lunch earlier.” You explained, rubbing the back of your neck.
“Oh don’t worry, I don’t mind.” He replied, glancing up at you, “Actually, I can help with your dishes.”
You chuckled at his offer and nodded, mouthing a thanks. The cups in your cupboards seemed to comically color code themselves as you reached in. You set five mugs down on the dining table and decided that with the winter air, tea wouldn’t be so bad for you and your friends. It would help everyone unwind and relax.
“Sorry.” You muttered as you walked past Pav to reach up into the pantry with all the tea. They were unconventionally stored to your dismay. Beside you, Pavitr quietly scrubbed at some stray dishes in your sink. Silence resided over you two as you grabbed the case of tea bags.
“Think English Breakfast will be okay for everyone?” You commented, holding the tea box in your hand. He hummed beside you, “Tea’s always good.”
“I guess I should’ve asked what everyone liked.” You mumbled, seeing an array of teas up on the pantry shelf.
“It’s been a while since we’ve hung out. It’s nice. Thank you for inviting me, I missed seeing you at headquarters.”
His voice filled your head as you opened the case of tea.
“You missed me?” You lightly chuckled, amused at the thought. “It’s only been a few weeks since I’ve dropped by.”
Glancing over at Pavitr, you caught him biting his lip as he glued his eyes onto the task at hand. He held a bashful expression that you memorized. You caught his gaze as you froze. He looked at you with what seemed to be embarrassment. This had you speaking before you could even register what you were promising.
“I’ll… stop by more often.”
A weird air passed between the two of you as he broke eye contact first, clearing his throat as he scrubbed harder at the plate in his hand. You went blank as you continued to place the teabags into the mugs, adding small spoonfuls of sugar into each cup. Pavitr finished up behind you as you heard the faucet turn off. You heard him shuffling in the kitchen as he placed the dishes on the drying rack.
He hummed as you felt his skin graze yours, your shoulders touching as he looked at what you were doing. “You have cute cups,” He said with a smile. “Reminds me of the ones I have.”
You felt your skin flush where he was pressed up against it. You tried your hardest not to look up at him right now. You were afraid your heart would drop at how close he was. “Yeah?”
It was pretty obvious Pavitr was looking at you from the side. But you didn’t realize how closely he was observing your every feature. He just naturally felt drawn to observing you, it wasn’t something he could help. He wondered if you’d start visiting headquarters again. It was embarrassing how much he thought of you in his dimension.
Without much thought, except his instinct to touch your skin, he spoke in a hushed voice. “You have an eyelash,” You felt him trap your body as he propped himself up by placing an arm on the counter. You turned to face him in shock at what was happening, as you felt his warm skin encase your cheek. He ran his thumb over your cheek as the two of you held your breath. Pavitr looked into your familiar eyes and searched for an answer, a sign that you wanted him as much as he wanted you. But Pavitr had already brushed the lash off and now wasn’t the time.
It was dangerous for him to be with you alone.
He cleared his throat and casually rubbed your cheek again. “Got it.”
It was unbelievable how much charm that boy had when it came to you. He casually walked off and grabbed a spoon, pouring hot water into the cups beside you. Being pulled out of that moment gave you physical repercussions, as you felt your stomach turn at his touch. Whatever had just happened made your mind explode with possibilities. The two of you finished prepping the tea without another word and took as many mugs and snacks as you could, returning to the others.
You pushed past the door as you held your mugs, and Pavitr was beside you with mugs and a bag of chips in his arms. “Here’s tea for everyone.”
Gwen thanked you softly as she took the pink mug. Gwen and Miles had gone and changed into their pajamas. You figured you’d encourage Pav to change and get comfortable as well.You hadn’t even thought of the sleeping arrangement but that was a later decision. Miles had already let you know he’d have to leave for the night since he was grounded again for some back talk to his parents.
She shared a curious look with you, the two of you speaking without words as she glanced back at Pavitr who now stood next to Hobie as he set the snacks down on your desk. You flashed a small panicked look at her before standing up to not look suspicious. You gave Miles his yellow mug, and Hobie his blue mug. Pavitr held his mug in his hands and took a sip, humming in satisfaction. Gwen took your pillow and hugged it as she looked towards Miles who was now connecting your phone to the small projector you had. He let out a triumphant noise as he finally navigated your phone, and adjusted the volume.
Hobie moved to sit on the floor next to Pavitr, and Miles next to Gwen. This made you move a bit up to get comfortable as you sat on the end of your bed. But with Pavitr sitting on the floor in front of you, you didn’t mind. You lay on your stomach again, placing your arms under your chin as your head was near Pavitr’s. As Miles pressed play on your phone, the five of you began your movie marathon.
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The night was incredibly uneventful, as most of you became tired quickly, opting to pass out before midnight. It made sense really, with everyone balancing their lives as a hero with their personal lives. The lull of the movies on the projector eventually compelled everyone to call it a night and situate themselves for sleep.
In front of you, Pavitr heavily yawned. Along with Hobie who had somehow dozed off with his hand in the bowl of popcorn. You laughed at the sight of him and asked Pavitr to wake him up. The others didn’t hang out in your dimension that often, so you had to formulate a sleeping situation. Miles was yawning actively as he threw on his suit and mask, getting ready to go home.
“I’ll see you guys later, thanks for the movies!” He spoke out after quickly saying goodbye to everyone. He sat at your windowsill before thwippingto a rooftop and disappearing with a bright portal flashing in the night sky.
Now it was just the four of you occupying your living room. You got up and left the room with Gwen discussing how strange it was to see Spidermen depicted in your universe. Hobie shot back that Andrew Garfield was his favorite Spiderman. You chuckled and brought out sleeping bags and blankets to create a small makeshift bed in your living room. The others held pillows from your room to use and began getting ready to sleep. Hobie instantly called dibs on your small couch, even though he was the tallest. And Gwen opted for the longer couch. This left you and Pav to share the bed, which you figured Hobie and Gwen had planned discreetly.
You sighed as you fluffed up your pillow next to Pavitr who was stretching out and yawning. He glanced over at you, “You okay? I promise I don’t snore. At least I don’t think so…” He trailed off. You smiled at this and got situated in the dark next to him, “It’s nothing. Just wiped out.” You lied.
He hummed in reply and stiffly laid down in the bed next to you. You couldn’t hear Gwen and Hobie speaking anymore, since they had complained about how it was too late for them to stay up any longer. You kept your voice quiet as you turned over to Pavitr, “Let me know if I accidentally hog the blanket, I have an issue with that.”
He kept his voice low too, “Okay. Night.” He said, lying when he cut the conversation short. He had wanted to talk to you more, but he also didn’t mind sharing this peaceful moment with you. He kept far in order to respect your boundaries, as he didn’t want to make you uncomfortable. You breathed deeply as you looked up at the ceiling, aware of how close you guys were. It was hard to relax, but your eyes eventually closed as fatigue set into your body.
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The next morning, you were woken up by Gwen putting on her shoes and talking to Hobie quietly. You groaned slightly and rose, looking up at them. You spoke through your raspy morning voice, “You guys leaving?”
Gwen turned to you and nodded, “Yeah we have to go see Miguel on some business. Thanks for having us.” She glanced at Pavitr beside you.
Hobie adjusted his guitar onto his back, “Let Pav know we said bye.”
You nodded at this and mouthed a goodbye as they left into your room and probably out. Your parents would most likely arrive in a few hours, so you had to get up and get ready to clean your home and get rid of any evidence of people crashing here. You glanced over at Pavitr beside you, who strangely slept with the blanket covering most of his face. His black hair poked out from under the blanket as his body rose with each breath he took. You were sorry for breaking his sleep.
“Pav.” You spoke out softly, reaching a hand over to shake him awake, “It’s time to go.”
He tiredly opened his eyes under the covers as your raspy voice filled his ears. He dragged the blanket down slightly to look at you, mumbling. You laughed at his fatigued state and ushered him to get up. You yawned and walked into the kitchen, deciding to maybe prepare some quick breakfast for the two of you before you sent him off. Pavitr somehow had managed to spring out of bed with twice the energy you lacked in the mornings.
“Are you good with pancakes?” You spoke out as he sat at your dining table.
“You’re making breakfast?” He questioned, rubbing the last of his sleep out of his eyes.
You glanced back at him as he stretched, trying to ignore the fact that it was just the two of you again. You nodded, pouring the pancake mix onto the pan as you slowly cooked them. Standing with your hand on your hip as you waited for the pancakes to cook.
“You know, I like seeing you for this long.” Pav started, absentmindedly tapping on his mug from yesterday, “I mean…” He seemed to be in careful thought.
The pancakes sizzled behind you as you turned to look as you spoke.
Pavitr glanced at his side before managing to meet your eyes. He noticed how nervous you were too whenever he decided to speak out like this, and he hoped that it all meant you somehow managed to like him back. “You… your company, I like having it. I think you’re one of the coolest guys I’ve ever met and…” His words fizzled out in his throat as you looked away, scratching the back of your neck. You set your spatula down and grasped the counter to ground yourself, speaking before Pavitr would think that you’d shot him down.
“Pav.” You said, voice cracking embarrassingly drawing attention to your nervous demeanor.
He looked up at you, curious of what you were gonna say.
“I, I like you.” You said out loud with guilt. The heartbeat in your chest pounded, threatening to explode as blood rushed through your ears. This confession was practically making you nauseous, but you couldn’t bear to be selfish and take Pavitr’s kindness for romantic interest. He was always nice, that’s just who he was.
Across the kitchen, Pavitr held onto his mug tightly, processing what you’d said for a quick moment, before replying in a heartbeat.
“I like you too.”
Behind you, the faint smell of burnt pancakes snapped you back into reality and out of your worry. You panickedly scraped at the pancake, trying to get it off of the pan. Pavitr nervously looked at you as you momentarily attended to the task, patiently waiting for a resolution. You took the pan off of the stove and took a shaky breath.
“So, so that’s good.” You spoke out shakily.
“I want to be your boyfriend, and I want you to be mine.” He replied instantly, looking up at you expectedly, which made you almost choke on your spit. You felt very weak at this sequence of events.
“I’d like that.” You muttered, handing him his plate of non-burnt pancakes with a fork. You flushed as he beamed at you from across the table. He was happy that you’d somehow read his mind and had spoken up about your interest in him. Pavitr felt like he could happily return to his dimension without worry now. Expecting to share a lot more moments and firsts with you from now on.
You chewed on your pancake and glanced up at him as you flushed, “You’re staring.”
He laughed and filled your stomach with butterflies, just as he always did. “I just like looking at you.”
You groaned and lightly kicked him under the table. He happily ate the pancakes you served and offered to take the dishes to clean them again while you cleaned up the living room. Your heart pounded as you repeated that moment over and over in your head. So maybe Hobie was right, whatever. And speaking of Hobie, you’d have to tell him right away. You shot him a quick text, waiting for his response of, “I told you so.”
It was now time for you two to separate, as you collected Pavitr’s stuff from your room and folded it neatly for him to take. His eyes always seemed to find yours without failnow, and he shot you his golden smile, as he always did. He sat at your window sill in his suit and his mask as you stood out like a sore thumb, feeling less cool out of your suit. Pavitr waited for you to say goodbye before he left, letting light shine around his body. You could never get enough of him.
“I guess you have to go now, huh.” You muttered, feeling disappointed. He sadly nodded at you, taking one last look around your room, and then at you. Pavitr wanted to say something, as he lifted his shoulders and slouched as he mumbled in thought. Eventually, he looked at you with that endearing gaze and pulled his mask down.
“Is it okay, if I can ask for a goodbye kiss…?” He said innocently. You tried not to let your smile show too much as you stiffened up and nodded. He nervously smiled at you with his mask held in his hand. You walked up to him in the window, and he wrapped his arm around your torso as you shared a chaste kiss. It was quick, and Pavitr didn’t seem satisfied with that, as he brought his other hand to the side of your neck, pulling you in for a longer and deeper kiss. It was nerve-wracking, but it was sweet and vulnerable.
He grinned and giggled as the two of you separated, pulling his mask over his head as he readied his bracelets to swing. You blushed at the tingling sensation in your lips and your fingertips and spoke out with excitement.
“I’ll see you later Pav.”
He lightly laughed under his mask as he waved goodbye to you, “See you tomorrow.”
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evilwickedme · 2 years
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who are the top 3 characters from any fandom(s) that you or others hc as Jewish, and who are your top 3 favourite canonically Jewish characters from any fandom? also please tell us why!!
Oh this is a delightful ask thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to answer this!!!
My longest lasting Jewish headcanon is for Lily Potter nee Evans, for several reasons. One is she gives me the Vibes. Secondly, I love a good angsty story about Petunia choosing to assimilate and punishing Harry for trying to reconnect with his heritage later on. I also think James converted for her and just... Fell in love with Judaism, as a religion, as a culture. One day I will write a fic with all of these headcanons put together but as of right now all I have up (on ff.net, not ao3) is a short chanukah fic that is honestly not worth reading. Also this headcanon is to spite JKR specifically
My next hc isn't so much a headcanon as much as an affront to God it isn't text yet. We all know Peter B Parker steps on a glass at his wedding making him Jewish - and also the only canonically Jewish Peter Parker. There is no version of Peter Parker that isn't Jewish, even Tom Holland's, who, when asked, outright said Peter Parker isn't Jewish, creating an enemy for life. You know the story of that guy who got hired to draw for marvel comics and the first thing he did was fix the slightly crooked M in Spider-Man that had been bothering him his entire life? Me forcing marvel to hire me to write for them and then making Peter Parker both Jewish and bisexual fite me
Another big one I used to be more involved with is Crowley of Good Omens. If you look far enough back in my Good Omens tag - like shortly after the show released - you'll see a bunch of really good posts by other people explaining why, but basically the same reasons Crowley is a demon are the reasons he'd be a fantastic Jew.
As for canon, Willow Rosenberg might be shitty jewitch representation, but BTVS is so important to me and seeing any sapphic representation at all when I was that young, let alone that of a Jewish one, was so so so important to me as a 12-13 year old. And still now, even as I grapple with the shittiness of having Willow hang crucifixes in her room or the bi erasure of the character.
Another one I like despite its problematic~~~ aspects is Annie Edison from Community. It's one of my comfort shows, and the way she insists on her Jewishness specifically in the context of Shirley's bigotry is often very satisfying to watch. I'm not personally a Shirley hater, fyi, but you can't deny she's an evangelical asshole whenever she encounters anyone who doesn't believe exactly the same as her. It's an underrated dynamic to watch.
I have mixed but mostly positive feelings for the Jewish rep in Crazy Ex Girlfriend. I feel like it doesn't try as hard to deconstruct Jewish stereotypes as it does sexist and ableist ones, but I appreciate that it's coming from the lived experiences of a Jewish woman at the narrative helm.
Bonus: I can't remember if the Jewish rep in ASOUE is canon or not. Somebody tell me so I know how to feel about it lmao
Anyway thank you for asking this was a fun question to think about!!!
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love-amihan · 3 years
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SURVEY CORPS COMMANDER + LEVI; WHAT WOULD THEY DO IF YOU HYPE THEM UP FOR TIKTOK
amihan's note: just random shower thoughts 💀✋ you can slide by my ask box if you want me to do others too, ranging from aot, jjk, haikyuu charas. this was so fun to make >< happy reading!
bf!erwin x gn!reader, gf!hange x gn!reader, bf!armin x gn!reader, bf!levi x gn!reader
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-erwin smith
you run up to your shared room without saying anything, startling him in the process. he looks at you as your phone suddenly burst loud music you can dance too.
you set up the phone in front of him, hitting start and dragging him to stand up. poor erwin looks so confused the whole time, once the timer went off you look up at him and started hyping him up "let's go love! you can do it~"
you start pumping your fist in the air, body grooving encouraging him to bust out a move. as soon as he got the message he did not hold back and started grooving with you, you can't help but burst out laughing holding your stomach.
i kid you not, erwin started dancing like the goddamn old man he is. istg, he most likely did the thing with the hands and knees switching. though, his moves are adorable but still it's too hard not laughing about it.
-hange zoe
you rushed towards hange after seeing her get inside your shared apartment, "what? babe something wrong?" you didn't say anything adjusting the phone on the counter so both of you can fit in frame.
hange peeks at the camera, confusion written all over her face. she looks so cute, she almost looks like a lost puppy while glancing at you. once the timer ended you started shouting a sequence of "oh" and "go baby" hyping her up.
seems to be effective since hange didn't waste time pulling up her sleeves and smirking at you then back at the camera, she started dancing. smugness written all over her facials, i swear i just know she can throw it back-- fite me fjbfkfnf
long story short, hange does everything with passion as long as you're her hypeperson. she becomes so extra whenever you shout her name and 'oooh' at her.
-armin arlert
armin was peacefully lounging in the living room while watching a show that's currently airing on television when you suddenly came in front of him successfully getting his attention.
"you need something, darling?" he mumbles reaching out to you but you didn't come close to him instead he heard the sudden burst of music from your phone. you turn and face him with a smirk plastered on your lips, "show me your moves sir"
armin furiously blushes, he stumbles with his words, not knowing what to do and how to react. poor baby looks so confused, you started swaying your body with the beat motioning him to follow your movements. he stood beside you stiff as hell, he doesn't know what to do but after a few seconds of encouragement he begin to get a hang of it.
his body loosened up and followed the beat. his dancing skills? phenomenal. this boy has been hiding his talent from all of you and you're glad you're the one to bring that out of him, his movements flows smoothly. he even nails every facial expressions!
-levi ackerman
he was sipping his afternoon black tea out on the balcony, enjoying the view and relaxing atmosphere. until you come and set you phone by the window, both of you in frame on your phone.
you smiled at the camera that's counting down and look back at levi who's now looking at you and your phone with his brows furrowed. "what?" he simply asked, you took his hand in yours swaying your hips lightly to the beat.
"show me your moves?" you pleaded looking into his eyes, he stifle a chuckle. "really? you're asking me?" he raised a brow at you, you pulled your best puppy dog eyes.
"oh come on!" he clicks his tongue looking to the side, "just this once?" you whined at him, you look back at your phone and see that there's still a reasonable amount of seconds left. you tried pulling him up which he did without resistance, he grumbles under his breath "shouldn't have told you about that"
the song comes to its climax, the beat getting slower and intense. you let go of levi's hand standing aside just a little off the frame, your reaction still visible by the camera. he bops his head to the beat, getting familiar with it.
once he did, he looks at the camera for a second before holding eye contact with you, his movements nonchalant and moves so little but damn that smirk, holy shit. your jaw dropped, speechless. he just did that! plus the seductiveness he holds, god forbid everyone will pounce on him--
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cessmaga · 2 years
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My Sonic headcanons cuz I haven't really see any headcanon of him
I interprete him as ambivert, he likes hanging out with his friends but he do enjoy being alone
I also interprete him as demisexual gay man, (I know I'm repeating myself but I really haven't seen any demisexual headcanons 😭) I can't Imagine him flirting everyone on sight and really uncomfortable when he's flirted but I can imagine him very flirtious toward his s/o, and I can't see him having a gf sorry
He's really claustophobic and also cleithophobic
He actually don't consider labelling himself but he's going to anyways (same with Shadow)
He actually likes writing short novels and poems, he goes with an pen name author... but writing not his priority, more like a his hobby
He like building lego sets with he was bored or in rainy days, he actually owns 3
He probably read some meaning of every flowers, so sometimes gives flowers to anyone based of the meaning of the flower
He really like flower crowns fite me if you disagree with me
He doesn't care if the movie is too girly girl or not, he like it if the movie is good written
He actually reads fanfics unironically and praising the fanfic author (he just really likes reading) but he haven't scratch the surface yet
He can speak fluent Japanese (Same thing with Shadow, Silver and Espio) and his first language, and I kinda headcanon him as asian-american
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jonnnysuh · 3 years
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could we get along with svt in real life?
A collaborative series by @vernonsnostrils and me (Nala)!
A/N: Lately Bee and I have been doing daily rankings for fun and we decided to share our very very specific and dumb insights with all of you. For this one we're ranking who we think could tolerate us......... <3 Warning: Dumb info ahead
NALA:
13.Wonwoo – looks scary. I also have a rbf so imagine us together omg. Everyone would think we’re vampires. No one would want to be friends with us so we’d only have each other.
12.Woozi – I feel like I know nothing about him :-( He’s an amazing musician, and does come off as a little tiny bit mischievous. I feel like Woozi is the type of guy I have every class with but then we graduate never saying a word to each other.
11. Jun – I think Jun is funny as hell but he’s so quiet. I’d want to be his friend but I wouldn’t know how to approach him. Everyone loves him tho so he has his pick of friends and it does not include me LMAO
10. Jeonghan – (this one kind of doesn't make sense bc he should be higher on the list,, but also?? i'm the one who made this list so fite me) but I think that me and him are pretty similar. We both have a side that’s devious and wants to create havoc but we’re also the mom friend that takes care of everyone and with that I feel like we’d butt heads/ be the designated parents which is EW I am 20 years old,, I'm no one's mommy YUCK.
9. Joshua – he’s also quiet but I know he has a good sense of humour!!!! Hypes up my bad ideas bc he’s not involved -- but he will be giving me a thumbs up in the sidelines. I feel like he’s the type to make me text the guy I have a crush on “Just do it. What do you have to lose?” UM my dignity??? Tf Josh.
8.DK – The human version of a “pick-me-up” He is so “no thoughts, head empty” and I am too. Let’s go cloud watching !!!!!!!!! Let’s pick flowers !!!! A good friend to text on a bad day bc he will literally tell you the most embarrassing thing that happened to him, and even though you’ve heard it before it’ll still make you laugh.
7. The8 – simple, really. He likes art and I love art. He likes fashion, I like fashion. I feel like we could talk shit together LMAO. He has the most specific roasts but they’re always on point. I need someone who’s a little bit mean in my life <3
6. Mingyu – I know I could bully him jokingly and he’d take it (bc he knows I’m joking) but it wouldn’t stop him from pouting a bit. I feel like he’d be scared of me at first LMAO. We both share the hobby of photography so my ideal day out with him is just wandering around with cameras and taking pics of things we think are beautiful. Also forcing each other to pose in front of a dirty brick wall bc “IT LOOKS COOL, TRUST ME.” “WAIT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO POSE THO” and then he’d literally have to mold me into a good pose bc I am Play-doh
5. Vernon – The calm to my crazy, convinces me not to beat someone’s ass. Walks into my room to say nothing else but “Spaghetti” and then leaves quietly. Doesn’t talk to me for 5 months but will send me a meme at 5am bc it reminded him of an inside joke we had. Live-texts his emotions to me while watching tv shows, and shares new conspiracy theories with me. He’s a little bit too chill, I need someone ready to fuck shit up.
4. S Coups – is reliable and gives good advice bc he’s also a ball of anxiety. Nags me to do the right thing. Messes with me a lot. Would stay on the phone with me if I was home alone and told him I heard a noise. Says “Calm down there’s no one there.” BUT he’d also say shit like “check under your bed”
3. Seungkwan– I feel like we’re just as annoying as each other. He has the biggest heart and is super encouraging and thoughtful. Half the time we’re joking around, and the other half we’re fighting. Very much love-hate. Capricorns and virgos are a superior duo. I said it.
2. Hoshi– all round good vibes. Chaos and Loudness matched. Doesn’t always have to be around a lot of people bc he creates the fun when it’s just us two. The kind of friend I practice flirting on and everyone’s like ??? “You’re in love with him” no bro I’m just bored… we just do this kind of shit and he is IMMUNE to my lovey antics by now.
1.Dino– We bully each other a lot but we also have each other’s backs. Definitely not ride or dies tho bc we will tell each other when the other fucked up. We are sarcastic dumb dumbs and that’s why we like each other. I feel like he would only tell me how much he cares about me on my birthday.
BEE:
13. mingyu – i literally don’t know what i would say to mingyu. “tall man” or “what up big boy.” i would be scared of him until someone taught me how not to be. like i gotta hang out with him in a group setting for three months straight until i can say hi to him when i enter a room. if i saw him i would simply just Not See Him.
12. wonwoo – like mingyu i don’t know if i’d have anything to say to him. him and mingyu both have popular high school boy personalities and that scares me.
11. josh – besides being californian, i don’t know if we’d have anything to talk about outside of in n out and traffic. he’s too pretty for me.
10. The8 – i feel like we’ve been over this for me. he’s too intellectual and polite i wouldn’t have much to say to him. but i feel like we could talk good shit about other people.
9. jun – i think i get along well with people with quiet funny personalities. like the kind where you don’t have to necessarily say anything but look at them and they’re telling you what they’re thinking. he knows that i know. so he kept reacting and looking at me. i think it’d take a while to develop a friendship though.
8. jeonghan – i wanna cause chaos with jeonghan. i want to do lots of things with jeonghan i feel like he would give me piggyback rides while sliding with his socks on the floor. he would tease me and i would be offended for five minutes while he pretends to tell me he’s sorry (he’s not).
7. dino – dino and i would be like twins building a sandcastle on the beach. that’s our vibe. like the kids you meet on vacation and play pirates with at the pool. relegated to the kids table kind of vibe.
6. scoups – he’s like the type to play catch with the stuffed animal in the room while we sit on the floor and chat. like he just arrived and is asking me about my day and picks it up from my bed and we throw it around while talking.
5. seungkwan – i think seungkwan and i could sit and talk outside on the patio when the stars are bright. like we could sit outside and stare out at the stars while i talk about my biggest dreams and don’t even need to see him to know that he thinks the world of me
4. hoshi – i see a lot of face masks. hoshi teaches me how to dance while they rest on our faces, but they keep sliding off because we’re laughing too hard. he has immaculate vibes, like the type to say “here for a good time not for a long time” but it’s an absolute lie because he’s there for both.
3. woozi – although i like to joke that he’s an evil little man, i think we could talk a lot about music and he would be very happy to teach me what he knows, and we’d spend a lot of time developing ideas and growing together.
2. vernon – he has the personality of my irl best friend, like a slightly chaotic aquarius who is horrendously hard to reach like 99% of the time. he’s the kind of guy who would try to make dinner but end up fucking it up so horribly that when i come in it’s like smoky and awful and the fire alarm is going off, so i have to air out the apartment and go get takeout and bring it home to my burned smelling apartment and eat it on the floor of the living room while binge watching a new netflix show.
1. dk – i just love the kind of joy and energy he radiates, like would be excited to do anything at all if it’s with me. would love to accompany me on any task if i just asked, like getting ice cream at 10pm and he’d know exactly what kind of flavor he’d get so it could accompany mine well when we inevitably switched halfway through the cone. saves the bottom of the cone, the chocolate tip, for me because he knows it’s my favorite.
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 years
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Shine Like Gold
Natasha Romanoff x Reader
Words: 1,014
Warnings: Nothing rlly.
Request: Yeah.
Summary: You spend Christmas with The Avengers, but with one gift, your life takes a whole new path.
A/N: Me? Posting something?? OUTSTANDING! Also. Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, fite me!
Ko-Fi
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You weren't entirely with it as you sat around the common room with the rest of your team-mates, on Christmas day, exchanging plenty of gifts. Sipping graciously from the bitter drink that your brother had introduced you to, as soon as you had arrived upon Midgard, hoping for it to wake you up like it did Barton.
A tap on your shoulder brought your attention to your red-headed team-mate, Natasha.
You didn't know her as well as you wished you did, in the almost two years of you being on the team. As Tony would say, you were "crushing on her" pretty hard.
"What is wrong, Lady Roman-?" you stopped yourself short, knowing how she didn't like you calling her that. "Natasha?"
She gestured her head behind her. "I wanna give you your gift away from the others."
Your mouth formed into an 'O' shape, placing your coffee down in front of you, you then jumped over the back of the couch, following her deeper into the back of the room.
Inside the box, she presented you with was two solid gold cuff bracelets. Ones that perfectly matched your leather, battle-worn cuffs, that you loved so much, which sadly broke upon your last mission.
They easily slid around your wrists. Shining under the light shining into the room, as you inspected them, with a fond smile.
"They're amazing, Natasha. Thank you. I love them."
"Really?" she asked hopefully. To which you nodded.
"Really. I couldn't think of a more perfect gift someone could have given me."
'Except maybe you', you thought, looking down at he smiling Avenger.
"I'm glad you like them so much," she spoke softly.
"Oh, that reminds me!"
You pushed your hand into the pocket of your pyjamas, which were covered in mini versions of your brother's hammer, digging for her gift.
When you pulled the slim, but long black box from your pocket, clad with a little red bow, you shrugged your shoulders at Natasha's bewildered face.
"Big pockets. Anyway." You thrust the gift out to her. "This is for you, my dear. I just hope you like it as much as I do my gifts, from you."
"I'll love it no matter what it is."
"I hope so," you whispered.
"Oh, Y/N."
Your eyes snapped up from the floor, now looking at Natasha as she gazed down at the open present in hand. Fingers lightly tracing the delicate gold chain, and rectangular plate hanging from it.
"Do you like it?"
"I love it." You saw the honesty in her eyes when she told you this. "Would you put it on me?"
"Of course."
You were worried you'd break the delicate chain as you placed it around Natasha's neck. Fiddling with the small clasp, unknowingly bringing a smile to her face, for that reason.
"There. All done."
She looked down at the chain, seeing the plate hanging against her chest, with a smile. Playing with it between her fingers, she said, "It's gorgeous. Thank you."
"Yes. You are more than welcome, my dear." You slowly nodded, with a smile. "That shade of gold... it. It reminds me of my home. The palace I grew up in. When the sun would hit it just right, it would glow so bright that you would think it was a star."
"It sounds beautiful," the red-head spoke, her voice matching the dreamy tone of yours.
"It was."
Your head dropped, just as your spirits had. Natasha instantly regretting her words. Feeling as of it was her fault that you were now remorseful, and homesick for your lost home.
"But still," you began, spirits seemingly higher than before. However, she could still see the sadness behind your eyes, "It would still not have compared to your extraordinary beauty, my dear."
Your statement was true before, but it was only solidified when you spotted the rosy blush upon Natashas cheeks, just before she bowed and turned her head, as to hide it from you.
"You keep saying things like that, and I'm gonna end up kissing you."
"Would that really be a bad thing?"
"That depends." Natasha smiles, loving the way you look at her curiously.
"Depends on what?"
"If you want it or not."
The corner of your lip ticked up, as you gazed down at Natasha. Her eyes mirroring yours with an unspoken confirmation.
And so. As you began to lean in, she moved to copy you. And soon enough, your lips were pressed together in a warm kiss, that was softer than the clouds in Vahala.
"Hell yeah!" Tony shouted. Causing you to pull away from the kiss, to look over at the man with his arms raised high above his head, watching you, "You've finally stopped crushing on each other from afar, and done something about it."
From the corner of your eye, you could spot Sam, slapping a green note into an arrogant, cocky looking Clints hand.
"Mind your business, Tony!"
"I will not! This has been bucking me for years now!"
"I've only been on the team for a year and a half," you pointed out to the man.
"I don't care! This is the best Christmas present ever!"
Natasha rolled her eyes at the still celebrating man. Turning to face you her demeanour took on somewhat of a shy one.
"Do you..." She cleared her throat. "Do you wanna go to my room and watch some holiday movies?"
"Is this a date, Lady Romanoff?" you asked playfully.
"It's whatever you want it to be," she answered, with honest yet mysterious eyes.
"Let's just call this the beginning of something unequivocally special."
"Sounds perfect to me."
She grasped your hand, and you wondered how someone so fierce and well made for battle, at any given moment, had such soft hands. It was when you passed different halls, that it finally dawned on you, that you were being led to her room.
"Oh. By the way," Natasha turned to face you over her shoulder, still walking with you to her room, "'Die Hard' isn't considered a holiday movie."
"What's 'Die Hard'?"
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Permanent Tag List: 
@imnotasuperhero, @veteranwerewolf95, @natasha-danvers, @marvelfansince08love, @higherfurther-romanova, @lesbian-x-blackwidow, @sestra-inestro, @thelastavenger-3000,
SFW Tag list: 
@peggycarter-steverogers, @natalia-quinzel,
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happy-pencil · 3 years
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Trey Pre-Relationship Headcanons ☘️💚
(THIS IS TOTALLY NOT ME HAVING A BRAIN RIOT HLJKJJKHLHLJKGLJK)
Awe :,) <3
Y’all look cute together! :)
...wait, what do you mean you two aren’t dating!?
- The first time you hang around Trey would be whenever he invited you and the Braincell Trio™️ to bake for the Unbirthday Party that was going to happen that same week
- You, being the not so shy freshman you were, he decided to strike up a conversation with you to try and get to know more the magicless student :,)
- And just because you were new to NRC doesn’t mean he’s not going to tease the ever loving shit out of you >:D
- Oh no, sweetie. You’re not saved from this man’s countless attempts to joke and tease you. Like Jade, he loves the faces you make after he pranks you.
what a sadist ;-;
- One time Trey told you that in order to make his family’s special lemon tart, you needed to put soy sauce into the filling for the lemon filling to really taste “tartish”
:)
- You actually did it :)
- And you ate it and it did NOT taste anything like a lemon tart :)
- You poor soul :)
- Trey all the while is laughing at your misfortune and telling you that he was simply joking :)
- He didn’t think you’d take him as seriously as you did and now you’re paying the reprocautions by gagging out the soy flavored tart >:)
- After he’s had his fun (and after you playfully give him a few punches to the arm), he’ll change the flavor of the tart using his unique magic
- He didn’t miss the way your cheeks puffed angrily in the cutest way possible
- Hehe
- He thinks you’re cute ☺️
- This would also be when his feelings start to 🌺 𝓫 𝓵 𝓸 𝓼 𝓼 𝓸 𝓶 🌺
- After that whole incident, he’s going to try and do everything he can to make sure you’re doing okay in your classes and invite you to the kitchen to bake with him whenever he has to bake :,)
- Even though he gets mainly average grades in his classes, he’ll be delighted to help you study for any of your classes whenever he isn’t busy
- He might also invite you to the Science Club every now and then to help with some of his expeiments and projects with Rook
- The moment you enter the club room with Trey, Rook instantly knows that Trey has a thing for you since Trey wouldn’t just invite anyone to their club
- Rook will tease Trey about it after you leave. Trey will just laught it off and say that he’ll helping his underclassman “study”
- Rook knows better tho :,)
- Trey overall is a really good bf and he really does have the best intentions in heart when it comes to you ❤️
- Everyone in Heartslabyl (and other dorms) now know not to cross you or lay their filthy hands on you because their asses will instantly be handled by the Vice Dorm Leader of Heartslabyl
- And everybody knows not to ever piss off ʙɪɢ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ Trey Clover
- The only thing is that when you’re doing something that’s concerning or disheartening, he might beat around the bush and not tell you what you’re doing wrong
- Not that he wouldn’t! But after what’s happened with Riddle in the past...
- He’s just really cautious is all
- He will make sure to sit down with you and talk about your issues and see what you both can work out together
- He wants this relationship to be as healthy as possible :,)
- Speaking of which, he needs to confess to you!
- He was planning on confessing to you!
- Honestly!
- But everything changed when Eliza attacked.
- :(
*sad Minecraft villager noise*
- Damn it D:
- He couldn’t confess to you with those cupcakes he made that day because that mother fucking blueberry decided that she wanted to marry a man that doesn’t even exist
- When he had to go up and sing to her upon the other student’s requests:
- She didn’t like his singing :)
- She slapped him HARD
- He then couldn’t move from where he was at and started to have second thoughts on confessing to you :(
“Would you preferred someone who could actually sing?”
- That night when Idia was about to be married off to the blue fruitcake, you and Tuxedo Squad showed up to object :,)
- He was so happy to see you :,)
- You had to roll him and the remaining students that got slapped away from where Tux Squad was gonna fite >:)
- After the...wedding...He was freed from the bond Eliza put on him
- He pulled you away from the area and took you to Heartslabyl and straight to the kitchen
- He poured his heart out to you and gave you the cupcake that was meant to be given to you earlier :,)
- You told him that before you could say yes, he had to sing to you :)
- He just gawked at you but decided to sing just for you :)
- He only let out one note before you started to laugh at him and told him that you were only teasing him
🙂😊
Oh so that’s how it is, huh (y/n)?
- When you’re done laughing he pulls you in for a deep kiss to which you gladly accept
- Just a sweet moment between the two of you ❤️
(A few minutes go by and Riddle walks in on the both of you making out in the kitchen. Riddle is not pleased.
“You-! You two sHOULD NOT-“)
(He’s dragged away by Cater to pour tea before he could utter another word)
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chocogummiesx · 4 years
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Apprentice Tea Party!
This event is hosted by @rachel_doodles_ and @sadbeansoup on IG!
Just,, me showing my appreciation to all these wonderful apprentices and I wish I could include more,, but I love every single one! this, took me like a whole month FR haha gosh I'm glad I finished
short descriptions of my appreciation:
Maya (@blue.loves00) - I just love Maya’s aesthetic! Cute and glowing,, she’s stunning!
Izemrasen (@vkusnodonis)- my gosh,, words can not describe how gorgeous Ize is— style is immaculate! And I adore your art,,
Luc (@threateninglydarkpotato) - oh you know I love this man,, look at his gorgeous hair,, be my husband???
Eize (@eiizera) - ADORABLE, but could kick my ass???? The fact that she likes punching rocks?? perfection. Also green hair is amazing and iconic
Ash (@_savydigital_) - HER VIBES ARE EVERYTHING! She just looks so loving and approachable like,, look at her smile,, and her accessories are perfect.
Faye (@alonelylimes_) - where do I start with Faye,, she is just beautiful— and she is baby,, I love how curious and excited she is,, all around wholesome.
Isha (@bast_art13 / @bastart13) - Isha inspires me,, ajdksajfl i love their interactions with the main 6 and just,, let me share a cup of tea with them please,, it would be the most peaceful moment
Julianne (@timmys_and_scribbles) - Julianne is drop dead stunning and I am always shook when I see your cgs,, gosh her moments with Julian give me life!
Tatiana (@wackycherryart) - POWERFUL QUEEN! Her design is mwah gorgeous! Also she’s a wine girl,, ;) let’s share a glass~
Nell (@jammy_sketchbook) - just have to say,, god bless your cgs you feed me with wholesome dad lucio I— and Nell is just so beautiful and you can just feel her positivity!
Miss Prentiss (@arcanaprentiss / @wanlingnic) - I adore Miss Prentiss, I am always entertained by the thirst for Julian and I live for it—
Dekim (@angelinaavramov) - Dekim is classy and I want,, to brush his hair, it looks so silky ;w; be my husband
Miyara (@mimishadraw) - Miyara and Julian are a lovely mood and I love their banter,, and I admire your cgs and comics! 
Anaia (@galaxyon_) - your style is gorgeous and I can not describe how much I love your art and Anaia is stunning!
Lazarus (@soleiluos) - Laz is amazing and the fact that he loves lucio and portia is just everything— their dynamics are just explosive and I love dragon boy
Aurelia (@comet_vtfoe) - just discovered your baby Aurelia and I love her,, I still am in awe of your art from svtfoe! You inspire me~
Anya (@rumrumaart) - UM XCUSE ME SHE’S BEAUTIFUL please step on me,, belly dancing magic queen???? Yes
Venefica (@sadbeansoup) - their hair,, their moles,, they are stunning and I’m in love,, iconic style
Alma (@tamashi_arts) - Alma is adorable and I will fite anyone who comes for her— and the dynamic btwn her and Muriel is everything
Briar (@sadsoapbubbles) - Briar is a wholesome baby, I love her soft vibes,, moth child is cinnamon roll and your comic with Asra made me c r y
Emzy (@sallysoulx) - Emzy is lovely and I love her belts and pirate aesthetic?? Also your art is just everything please don’t ever stop <3
Dominique (@lucinaryy_) - DOMI IS MY EVERYTHINGGGG,, she is a queen and so are you— she’s strong and beautiful and I will FIGHT anyone who tries to bring her down
Rachel (@rachel_doodles_) - Rachel is that one girl to bring me out of my shell, like YES she is the friend that everyone just adores and wants to hang out with and I love her
Neah (@neahelendha) - I can’t get over how soft he is but also could destroy me in any competition because look at him he is amazing and he looks great with Asra
Polly (@galacticbill) - Polly and lucio give me joy and I love your stories with them,, and the editing skills are top notch— that silver prosthetic is everything 
Milo (@melodramaniacc) - Milo is baby and I love their chaotic energy,, your meme recreations are hilarious and I love,,
Zara (@pastelglasses) - of course Zara deserves all of my appreciation,, she keeps it real and just,, her vibes are everything and I love her teasing with Julian
Nix (@erratic_fox) - ALSO BABY! Nix is precious and her cat like design is just so adorable I can’t,, her magic is so interesting as it contrasts with her adorable everything
Clara (@dreamer.rena / @dreamer-rena-artz) - can Clara,, please take me away to a bar night blitz like gosh I am in love please, your art is gorgeous 
Nyla (@peachlemone) - Nyla is perfect heLLO?? Her new outfit design?? Stunning. This freckled beauty is just beautiful and I want to go on adventures with her
Valarie (@aaliyah_draws / @aaliyah-draws) - soft vibes~ I would just love to wander around with Valarie and just chill like I love her,, and your cgs are also everything,
Eris (@luc.eris / @savenkey) - ERIS IS MY LOVE AND JOY AND,, everything you do with her and lucio just gives me profound joy;; also my god your talent is off the charts, editing and cgs an d just providing resources to the arcana fandom,, you are too good to us <3
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sunnysidekisses · 3 years
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Starting christmas prep headcannons
Seeing as i personally have started to decorate, present shop, and generally prepare for the holiday season, here's some themed headcannons!
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Baby boi🤧 he loves the christmas season fite me
Although he's also super anxious so big gatherings around christmas aren't his favorite, avoid if possible
Will help you hang up christmas lights on your dorm doorways because y'all don't have your own house yet
Goes shopping with you to get wrapping paper, bows, tags, etc. For presents
Also tags along for a joint present shopping trip to get y'all's friends their presents
"b-bunny, what about this?" *Queu tamaki fidgeting with a book or something*
Overall, soft for this boy 10/10 would recommend
Also, he bakes really good
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Loud mans
Will yell something about you being a dumbass if you ask for help hanging/putting up Christmas lights and decorations
Still, he will help you
And make bomb hot chocolate
Helps you pick out wrapping papers if your looking for some nice ones
Is soft for you, don't be fooled, he just needs to keep up his "tough guy" front
Slash he's just got a big ego
Doesn't love christmas, but if you enjoy it you bet he will put in his all to make you happy
Out of all three he has the best cooking skills, will make you guys some great as heck meals
Also, expect comments like short stack if he's taller than you
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Baby boi #2!
Also loves christmas and always spends it with inko
Builds snowmen with you
Will put up decorations way to early if you don't stop him, beware
That being said, he is amazing at selecting the perfect holiday decor
Your rooms will be the stars of the dorms if you let him help you out
Will go crazy with twinkle lights as opposed to traditional christmas lights
Takes pictures with you for christmas cards
Baby boi will also love to go out and get holiday themed treats with you
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awxward · 3 years
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A3! Boys + My Stuffed Animals
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Spring Troupe:
Sakuya
Gabriel
Gabriel is a small elephant with big ears that constantly make him fall over. He has a pink bowtie that says 'I Love You'
Makes Saku feel safe and Gabriel is a reminder to himself that he's loved and appreciated by everyone at Mankai.
Named after a friend from theatre class :)
Masumi
George Washington
George Washington is a tiger. He is small, but his arms are like those slap bracelets so you can wear him on your wrist (or let him hang on the side of shelf like I do).
So I got Georgy-Boy for easter 2020. i asked my friends for name ideas. They sent me stuff like 'Stripes'. I went offline for a few minutes and when I came back online I told my friends his name was George Washington.
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Me: tiger has a name now
Friend: which name did you choose?
Me: his name is George Washington.
Friend: what the fuck. how'd you get George Washington?
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Pretty sure he got the name bc I was listening to the Hamilton soundtrack.
Citron
Daniel
Daniel is mostly pink but has other pastel colors that look like watercolors. He's a unicorn. And a ketchain. And he's one of those dream lites, so he lights up. (He's supposed too anyway, but he's never lit up since i got him like 7 years ago at a yard sale).
Named after Daniel Howell (formerly danisnotonfire) [YouTube]
Tsuzuru
Lucifer
Lucifer is a small panda pillow pet. Very easy to travel with bc he fits in most backpacks.
My mom told me she wanted me to have a stuffed animal with a biblical name, i picked him up, looked her in the eye and said "His name is Lucifer." My mom tried to protest. "You said a biblical name, Mom. Lucifer is in the bible."
Itaru
Pao(???)
Pao is a panda. They are also a phone holder thingy. Like it'll hold your phone if you're watching movies or whatever.
Like 5-ish years old. Got them from a friend. They have a tag with their name on it, but I read it once and then just called them "the panda" for some reason instead of their actual name and now the tag is too faded to read the name, but i am 38% sure it says Pao or something close to that.
Chikage
Tsuki
Tsuki is a dinosaur. Tsuki is a sparkly dino. He's green rn, but if you brush your hand over him, the sparkles turn over and he becomes orange. I like green tho bc his tummy and the bottom of his feet are orange and so are his eyes.
Named after Tsukishima Kei (Haikyuu)
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Summer Troupe:
Tenma
Hinata
Hinata is a narwhal. A bright orange narwhal. Infact he is the same color as Tenma's hair.
Named after Hinata Shoyo (Haikyuu) [bc its the same color as his hair. there is a theme with this narwhal and the anime boys i associate with them]
Yuki
Steve
Steve is a regular teddy bear, except he has a shirt that has pikachu on it. (the shirt was originally Tsuki's bc i got tsuki at a friends build a bear bday party, but it fits Steve better)
I just think Yuki would try new designs/color schemes/styles by making clothes for Steve to see how they look.
I got Steve from a claw machine (my bf at time won him for me just before we watched Endgame together.)
Named after Steve Rogers (Marvel)
Muku
Eeyore
Muku most definitely loves the Winnie the Pooh movies and I will fite for this hc. He gets my Eeyore. You know how Eeyore's tail is always going missing or falling off??? Eeyore's tail comes off (velcro) but its attached to his actual body with a string so it cant be misplaced.
Eeyore has a patch that says "official disney store" but i got him for $3 at a thrift store.
Misumi
Sherlock
Sherlock is a polar bear. Sherlock is very huggable. He makes Misumi feel safe. He has a hat and scarf (that don't come off. they are sewn on him)
the hat has a pom pom on top and the scarf has a pom pom on each end. the hat and scarf and the bottom of his feet have a blue/white plaid pattern.
Kazunari
Victor
Victor is a puppy and the first big stuffed animal of mine on the list! He's all tan and abt maybe 3-4 ft long. Victor lays pretty flat so he's comfy to lay/sit on. I think Kazu would like sitting or laying on him when drawing. Probably has him on his bed so he's like a giant pillow.
Victor is from Toys R Us. I got him last August-ish from my Aunt and Uncle who found him at a thrift store and thought I'd like him.
Named after Victor Nikiforov (Yuri On Ice)
Kumon
PJ
PJ is a small white tiger. He is also a ball. He can fit in one hand. When Kumon is thinking or stressed or bored (etc) he just lays on his back and tosses PJ up into the air.
When Kumon is laying on the floor tossing PJ, Misumi sits on the bed closest to where PJ is and tries to grab him (but only if Kumon is in a good mood and okay with it) It's a fun little game they made up they like to play.
Pretty sure he was named after KickthePJ (YouTube)
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Autumn Troupe:
Banri
Sammy
Sammy is another one of my large stuffed animals. He is also a puppy, but unlike Victor he is sitting instead of laying. He's abt 2-3 ft tall. His fur is the same color as Banri's hair. Great to squeeze at anytime, but very therapeutic when you're in a bad mood. Has a heart on his ear.
i got him abt 7 years ago. I had just finished spn season 2 and was upset abt the finale and had no way to start season 3.
Named after Sam Winchester
Juza
Tiggs
Tiggs is a beanie baby tiger. Tiggs is a little larger than PJ (and not a ball). He's a regular orange tiger instead of a white tiger like PJ. He'd buy Kumon PJ so they could have matching stuffed animals. Small and very comforting to just hold/hug.
Omi
Benedict (Ben)
Benedict, also known as Ben, is a small koala. Just a little bigger than Tiggs. He has a heart on one of his feet (i think the right one). very soft. very fluffy.
Named after Benedict Cumberbatch (Actor)
Taichi
Dean
Dean is my largest stuffed animal. He is a dark brown teddy bear that's abt 4-ish ft tall. He can be put in a corner and used as like a bean bag chair, or he can lay down flat and be a good pillow like Victor can.
It's very fun to just wrap around him and squeeze as tight as you can. Especially in when your in a bad mood. Very comforting to cry into.
I got him a couple years ago at a thrift store.
Named after Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
Sakyo
Lev
Lev is a lion abt the size of a regular teddy bear (maybe slightly larger). I got him a thrift store so he's slightly worn out from age. He's mostly a pastel dark yellow-ish tan and his mane is dark brown. very huggable.
He's the stuffed animal I sleep with. Smells nice all the time, like the fabric softener.
Named after Lev Haiba (Haikyuu)
Sakoda
Emotional Support Iron Man
So Iron Man is small and he sparkles. He will hurt you/someone if thrown hard enough. Sakoda likes heroes bc they remind him of Sakyo they look cool. I'd hc that he got Iron Man from Sakyo when he was younger and its one of his most valued possessions and goes everywhere with him (or stays with Azamo or Sakyo at the dorm. Maybe Izumi or a couple others are on the list of who can watch over Iron Man.) Very protective of it.
Got the emotional support part of his name from a friend.
She saw Eddie Redmayne on a movie cover (think it was The Danish Girl) and started freaking out bc she loved him. I handed her the Iron Man and the next day she thanked me and said he was an Emotional Support Iron Man and the name stayed.
Azami
[Emotional Support] Spooder-Mon
Sakoda knew Azami as a kid. He most definitely got him the Spider-Man so they could have matching plushies.
Spider-Man is square and has little blob hands doing the web thingy. The tag said travel pillow, but he probably just chills by Azami's bed. When needed, Iron Man will be placed next to him if Sakoda can't take Iron Man with him.
I brought him to school one day and we had a bio test and all the people sitting around me passed him around and gave him a pat for good luck. We all got good grades and then he was dubbed as Emotional Support Spooder-Mon, but the Emotional Support title isnt part of his name (unlike the Iron Man).
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i wanted guy in the pic, but i also wanted tsumu and hiso in the pic so you get 2 pics for winter
Winter Troupe:
Tsumugi
Phil
Phil is a zebra. He is a pillow pet zebra. Like Lucifer, Phil is also easy travel size. The bottom half of Phil is pink, so I refer to him as my pink zebra.
I just think it'd be cute to have Tsumugi with a pillow pet ok. I also thought he'd probably have has Phil for many years (since he was a kid) and Tasuku most definitely brings up things from when they were kids and shit.
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Tasuku: you chose the pink zebra, and for what???
Tsumugi: its a very aesthetically pleasing pastel pink.
Tasuku: THERE WAS A DOG PILLOW PET RIGHT THERE AND IT WAS CUTER
Tsumugi: dont talk bad abt Phil.
the rest of mankai: ????????
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I got phil before I got Lucifer many years ago. He was old when i got him and he is very old now. I love him so much.
Named after Phil Lester (AmazingPhil) [YouTube]
Tasuku
Cap
Cap is a husky. He was won from a claw machine with Steve.
There's just something abt the grey and white that gave me Tasuku vibes. Also, Cap's eyes are abt the same shade of blue as Tsumugi's and Tasuku knows this bc they are in love. Very squishy when hugged and with the way he sits, you could make it look like he's guarding something.
Named after Captain America (Marvel)
Homare
Ushijima (Ushi)
Ushijima, also called Ushi, is the last of my giant stuffed animals. He is abt 2-3 ft tall (like Sammy) and has a tail abt the same length.
Ushi is a raccoon thats mostly hot pink. Ushi's eyes are also pink and just abt the same shade as Homare's hair, although Ushi's fur is brighter by a few shades.
Ushi hurts when thrown/swung hard enough. Very fun to hug bc he's filled with beans (like beanie babies) so unlike all my other giant animals, he doesn't have to be fixed/adjusted after everytime you squeeze him. The tail has cotton tho and makes a good pillow.
Homare would definitely just see a 3 ft tall hot pink raccoon and claim it with no explanation.
Named after Ushijima Wakatoshi (Haikyuu)
Hisoka
Vladmir Dracula the 3rd (Vlad, Drac)
Vladmir Dracula the 3rd, who has many other names but usually goes by Vlad or Drac, is a vampire (surprise).
Vlad is a squishmallow thingy, and their tags say something abt them being able to be used as pillows, and thats why Hisoka gets Vlad.
Vlad is triangular in shape, with triangle ears, and triangle fangs, so I thought abt Misumi, but i figured Hisoka bc it's a pillow.
He's like the perfect travel size and he has a cape and a bowtie.
Named after Vlad the Impaler, the real life inspiration behind Dracula (my brother thought he was named after Vladmir Putin and I wanted to punch him for that but I was too busy laughing.)
Also named after Dracula, who was a vampire.
Idk where 'the 3rd' came from, but it's part of his name for forever.
Azuma
Sebastian
Sebastian is a dinosaur thats blue with a white tummy.
He's also a squishmallow, but he's bigger than Vlad by abt 2× as wide, so he'd be harder to carry around, which is why Hisoka got Vlad instead. Being a squishmallow means he looks more blob than dinosaur and i love it.
His tag said his name was Dominic or something, but I named him Sebastian before I actually checked the tag, so he's Sebastian.
Named after Sebastian (Black Butler) and Sebastian Stan (Actor)
Guy
Moriarty
Moriarty is my other polar bear. I got him with Sherlock and named him Moriarty bc Moriarty is Sherlock's nemesis.
He's just a plain white bear thats very huggable and adorable. I usually have a bowtie on him bc it makes him look fancy.
Guy would like him bc he's plain white and very fluffy.
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It´s nice to have a friend (Part 1)
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Paring: James Potter x reader Summary: This is based on Taylor Swift song “It´s nice to have a friend” it´s basically about James gathering up the courage to ask the reader out. Wordcount: 1.7k
James Potter's speech mocking the one Dumbledore just gave on the great hall was almost a tradition for the people in your year. Everyone gathered in one classroom with bottles of firewhiskey to have the welcoming party that you all deserved, and, when everyone was drunk enough, James climbed a desk and made the crowd laugh with his speech.
Every year the marauders assured that no professor would ever find out about the party because somehow they knew if they were near and made everyone keep their voices down. Everyone in your year was invited, the only requirement was not being a death eater.
"welcome to a new year at Hogwarts!" James said imitating the old man's voice "may this year be brighter than Snivellus' greasy hair!"
You laughed at the way everyone cheered in response
"Do you want more firewhiskey?"
Marlene asked with the bottle on her hands, you shook your head, knowing that if you had even a little bit more you'd probably do something you'd regret in the morning. Marlene lifted her shoulders and drank straight out of the bottle, making you laugh. You didn't notice but someone's eyes looked for you in the crowd when they heard your laugh.
People might guess that James Potter's favorite sound was the wind when he was going full speed on his broom, or the way crowds laughed at his jokes, but no. James' favorite sound was most definitely the sound of your laughter.
When his eyes found you he couldn't help but smile. He convinced himself he smiled at the sight of Dorcas trying to take the bottle out of Marlene's hands but in reality the way your smile made him feel was honestly a little bit unfair for him
"isn't that right Prongs?"
Sirius' voice interrupted his thoughts and he had to face how he was so lost in you that he had no idea what his best friend was talking about with the rest of the quidditch team
"I was too drunk to pay attention to what you were saying but I've learned from experience to say no"
And with that he made the whole team laugh, but when he looked again to where you were standing there was no sign of you. He looked everywhere to see if he could find you, and he did just when you were about to leave the room.
He made his way to you
"(y/n) hey! Leaving so soon?"
He asked touching your shoulder. You turned around to see James Potter standing next to you, and the usual weird feeling in your stomach bothered you like it always did when he was anywhere near.
"yeah, I- I'm a little bit tired. Aren't you?"
"a little, but the party is too good to go to sleep just yet"
You chuckled
"I'll see you tomorrow James"
You turned around to go to the door, but James' voice stopped you
"I can walk you to you common room if you want"
You bit your lip to repress the biggest smile
"yes! Thank you. It's nice to have a friend like you"
You said finally as he opened the door so you two could get out of the room.
Months had past and James felt hopeless when it came to you. Your smile, your eyes, your everything made him forget all the cool and witty things he had planned to tell you every single time.
His friends teased him about it to no end, but he always denied his feelings for you. It was easier, because that way he could ignore the pit that formed on his stomach every time he saw you smiling or laughing with another guy.
He wanted to distract himself that day, so he came up with the idea to go to Hogsmade with his friends and they all accepted. With his hands on his pockets he walked to the common room where everyone were already waiting for him.
They made their way to the small village and the cold wind of the early days of winter made James shiver. He took the hands out of his pockets and only then he noticed he had forgotten his gloves
"hey Moony, do you have a spare pair of gloves?"
He knew none of the guys had a spare pair of gloves, it was a little obvious, but he wanted them to notice he didn't have gloves so they'd borrow him at least one glove. The guy at his left looked at him, and James knew that look, he was about to get sassed
"why would someone bring two pairs of gloves to Hogsmade?"
The other two guys at his right laughed and James rolled his eyes.
James didn't want to get his hands out of his pockets, not even when they were sitting in the three broomsticks. Everyone was enjoying their butterbeer but he just stared at it, gathering up the courage to get his hands almost frozen to get a sip of his beverage.
"Hi! Can I sit here?" James' ears knew that voice too well, and his gaze followed it maybe a little too quickly "my friends wanted to go to Zonko but I'm too cold for that"
You were standing there and James had to fight the heat that went to his cheeks when he saw how cute you looked with a beanie. Sirius smiled and wiggled his eyebrows at James, but he just ignored it
"sure"
Remus answered and you tried to sit beside him but before you could do that Sirius spoke
"we're actually saving that chair for someone, can you sit in other one please?"
You furrowed your eyebrows but smiled when you saw that the only other empty chair was beside James.
You loved chatting with the marauders, they always made you laugh until your cheeks hurt and that day was not an exception. Plus, your humor fited perfectly with theirs so they also laughed a lot when they were with you.
Sirius was telling the story of how he changed every slytherin's tie color to confuse them, when you noticed James shivering a lot
"are you cold?"
You whispered to him, not wanting to draw attention, because if his friends noticed they would most definitely make fun of him
"just a little, I forgot my gloves"
Your attempts of making that conversation private were in vain because everyone's attention was now on you two. You looked at your own gloves, they were too big on you because they were your cousin's. You smiled at James and took off one glove to give to him
"here, I'm not that cold anyways"
You said. It was obviously a lie but no one said anything.
James stared at you
"no, no no I can't take it. You'll freeze"
"No I won't, I just need one hand to drink my butterbear. I'll leave the other one in my pocket. Here"
You said as you took James' hand and put him the glove yourself. The weird feeling in your hands when you felt his cold skin didn't let you see how Sirius and Remus were smirking. James smiled brightly at you
"Thanks (y/n)" He said. Then he looked at his friends who didn't offer him a glove like you did and added sarcastically "It's nice to have a friend"
Sirius smiled at Remus
"oh Merlin! How could we be so stupid?! We have to do the thing!"
Sirius said looking comically worried
"right! The thing!" Remus continued "I can't believe we forgot! Why didn't you remind us Pete?"
When you turned to look at Peter he looked as confused as James and you
"th- the thing? What thing?"
Peter's eyebrows furrowed, and Sirius just gasped
"I can't believe it Moony. Peter forgot about the thing too!"
"Well we need to go and remind Peter about the thing! See you later (y/n), Prongs“
Remus grabbed Peter by the arm and the three of them left you and a very confused James alone at the table
"that was weird"
You said, chuckling a little at the strange behavior of James's friends. He nodded in agreement
"they're always weird, but they save me a seat in the great hall when I'm late so now I can't leave them"
You giggled and tried to think of something funny to say, but nothing came to your mind. You two stayed in silence for seconds that felt like years to you. James avoided to look at your face as hard as he could, and just then a question occurred to you
"James, do you like being with me?"
His eyes then found yours and you could see the surprise in his gaze
"of course!"
You looked doubtful
"it's just... You are so fun and extroverted when you are with your friends. Everybody knows you are so cool and charismatic, but with me you just, I don't know, turn off"
The word panic couldn't even begin to describe how James felt when you told him that. He knew it was true. All of his friends noticed, and the whole quidditch team, plus Lily and Dorcas, even Snape teased him about how his brain shut down when he was near you, but he hoped you wouldn't notice, or that you wouldn't suspect anything. It was strange, really. He felt confident most of the time, like when he was practicing quidditch or when he raised his hand on McGonagall's class, but when it came to you it was whole different thing. He hoped you knew how special you were for him, but how could you know if his actions were screaming the opposite? He saw your gloveless hand resting on the table and something gave him the courage to grab it with his own
"I love being with you"
You looked at his hand taking yours as if not believing it, but when you looked into his eyes you knew that you were more than awake
"so" James spoke again "I think my friends are going to be very busy for the rest of the trip. Wanna hang out?"
You smiled and James could've sworn that that was what it must feel like to have his heart doing a back flip
"Yeah. Sounds like fun"
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Twelve Days of Mingcheng - Day Eight
Hello! Today I bring you a combo request from @immacaria and @death-day-59 with the prompts hugs/cuddle time!
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Jiujiu and the Beast
Deer Adventere Log,
Mama and papa have a anversry thing. So I get to see jiujiu! Jiujiu is my favrite. He makes the best snacks! Also! He fites monsters and reeds me storys and plays with Fairy too! Last time I had to share with Ayuan. I love Ayuan so thats ok. But this time I dont have to share!
The Strongist Hero A Ling
Nie Mingjue is facing one of the biggest crises of his life.
(Which is saying a lot considering the fact that he fights fires on almost a daily basis but that’s beside the point).
Nie Mingjue is facing a crisis.
There’s a mini-Jiang Cheng, clutching a plush dog as he glares at him from the doorway.
Nie Mingjue knows who this kid is- how can he not when his boyfriend has an entire file dedicated to him with at least a thousand pictures and videos saved onto his laptop? There’s also the fact that Jiang Yanli brought him, and he’s decked out almost entirely in gold.
Anyway.
Nie Mingjue knows that this kid is Jin Ling.
He also knows how important Jin Ling is to Jiang Cheng, and from the looks of it, he hasn’t made a very good impression- something he is very much not used to.
It’s not like all children love him immediately. He’s big and imposing, has a lot of muscles, and a pretty mean glare, but generally, that fades after some time. 
And he is good with them. He helped raise his younger brother after all, and he interacts with children quite frequently when the schools come for tours. Hell, he’s even helped Lan Xichen with that Jingyi kid he picked up not too long ago.
So for Jin Ling to hate him this instantaneously, this intensely, it’s a bit disconcerting.
Nie Mingjue feels out of his depth right now, but Jiang Cheng is talking gently with his sister in the kitchen, something about food restrictions that he knows will be ignored. He can’t bother him (tried that before, it didn’t end well).
So while the Jiang siblings are having what sounds like a very pleasant conversation, here Nie Mingjue stands. In the middle of the hallway. Getting stared down by a six-year-old.
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Jin Ling is very upset right now.
He was in the middle of giving his jiujiu one of his very best hugs, telling him about all the things he did throughout the week while he was in school, when a very tall man- that Jin Ling suspects may not be fully human, he’s watched a lot of shows about it- walked out to greet him.
His jiujiu then let go of his hug and introduced the man.
Jin Ling bowed and introduced himself like he was taught (even though he’s still suspicious), his dad would be very proud of him- but that’s not important!
What’s important is the fact that jiujiu said this man will be staying with them during his weekend.
A-ling’s weekend.
Unacceptable.
“You can’t have jiujiu,” he says confidently. He places his hands on his hips and puffs his chest out, just like how his mama does when his dad does something stupid (no one is scarier than his mama...except maybe gramma Yu).
The man, who will from this point be called jiujiu-stealer, stunned by his courage and deadly stare, only blinks at him in fear. A-ling can see his jaw clench and his body shiver, so he guesses that’s a good enough warning for now.
He nods to himself in approval.
“Jiujiu!” He calls, running into the kitchen to latch onto his leg, “when can we play?”
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Nie Mingjue places a hand over his mouth, tries to breath calmly through his nose. 
He deserves a fucking Oscar for not laughing at the little brat’s declaration. 
You can’t have jiujiu, he says, voice high and haughty…
Another round of giggles shakes through his body and he has to place his hand on the wall to stop himself from sliding to the ground.
Oh if only you knew, kid, he thinks.  
Nie Mingjue remembers the days when Huaisang was that possessive over him. He would follow him wherever he went, clutching onto his pant leg or hanging off of his back like a koala.
It got to a point where all of his friends just expected him to bring Huaisang along whenever they hung out (because of course he couldn’t say no when he was hit with the puppy-dog eyes). Lan Xichen still makes fun of him for it.
He remembers those days fondly now, but when he was a teenager it pissed him off to no end.
And then Huaisang became a teenager not too long after, and then suddenly being seen with Da-ge wasn’t cool and Nie Mingjue was the one left clinging.
Good times, good times.
But this situation is a bit different since it’s not his affection on the line. There is a child wholeheartedly claiming his boyfriend, and Nie Mingjue is pretty sure if Jin Ling said the word, Jiang Cheng would throw him out in a minute.
Okay, maybe not, he amends, amused. He has more faith in his relationship than that.
Walking into the kitchen, he watches as Jiang Cheng bids his sister goodbye while he bounces a giggling Jin Ling on his hip. Then he turns and motions for Nie Mingjue to walk Jiang Yanli to the door, shooing him away while he walks into the living room with the kid.
…wait, but actually, does he?
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Jin Ling is locked in battle between him and the jiujiu-stealer.
He pulls out his sword, standing in front of his jiujiu to prevent him from getting attacked by the beast before them.
It’s life or death now.
The jiujiu-stealer is watching him closely, he can’t take any risks otherwise he’ll lose the battle.
One.
Two.
THREE.
He lunges forward but he’s blocked easily. Stumbling back a moment, he regains his footing and shoots forward again. Jiujiu-stealer may be big, but Jin Ling has always been fast. He won first place in his class race, after all.
He swerves in and out, to and fro, until finally, he sees an opening. Pushing forward, he slashes the beast across the chest and then stabs him in the belly, before pulling his sword away to give the final blow.
Jiujiu-stealer cries out in pain, falling to his knees as he clutches the wounds he received. He tries to get up once more (and Jin Ling prepares himself) only to fall back onto the floor.
Jin Ling points his sword at jiujiu-stealer’s throat and waits.
“Do it. Finish me, I won’t surrender!” Jiujiu-stealer coughs.
Pausing for a moment, Jin Ling suddenly thinks of something. “Mama says you can’t hit people when they’re…” he takes a moment, trying to remember what she had said. “When they’re down! So get up... Please.”
He hears a snort come from behind him, so he glances back, but jiujiu is still sitting on the couch, safe and sound, so it must have been the wind.
“How about this, your highness,” jiujiu-stealer says, getting up on his knees, looking a lot less dead (suspicious!), “if I let you ride on my shoulders, will you let me live?”
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That... is a very reasonable offer, Jin Ling thinks. But he can’t give in too easily, otherwise, he’ll look weak. “A-ling will let you live...” he glances back at his jiujiu.
So far, jiujiu-stealer hasn’t done anything bad. He hasn’t tried to take jiujiu away or get rid of Jin Ling either. If anything, he’s been paying more attention to Jin Ling than anything else. 
Jin Ling knows this because he’s been testing him all day! So, maybe he can be trusted...(even if he isn’t human). But still, he has to make sure. 
 “A-ling will let you live.” He says again. “If you promise not to hurt jiujiu!”
Jiujiu-stealer bows before him, “Of course, your highness.”
“Promise,” Jin Ling repeats, lowering his sword slightly, but keeping his glare up.
“You have my word,” he says, holding out a pinky.
With a temporary truce called, Jin Ling and the jiujiu-stealer nod to one another and stand to put their weapons away.
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Jiang Cheng sits on the couch, his hair braided with ribbons and wearing a paper crown.
He watches as his boyfriend and his nephew communicate, seemingly telepathically, and he gets a distinct feeling that he’s missing something.
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Nie Mingjue is at a loss.
He had thought that after playing a few games, allowing himself to get beat up by foam swords, and pretty much following all of the brat's whims, Jin Ling would warm up to him a bit.
It had seemed like it. After he promised not to hurt Jiang Cheng, Jin Ling had found him tolerable at least. And Nie Mingjue was ecstatic because it meant there was hope, he could just keep worming his way into his little heart and viola, no more worries with Jiang Cheng!
Unfortunately, dinner came and went and all progress has been lost. Jin Ling barely looked in his direction and ignored him the entire meal.
Even Jiang Cheng had noticed it, which isn’t saying much since he’s been watching Jin Ling like a hawk, but still. Up until this point, Jin Ling hadn’t just outright ignored him.
It kind of hurts, if Nie MIngjue thinks about it.
He’d started liking the kid, and was beginning to understand why everyone fawns over him.
Jin Ling may look like a typical Jin kid, and there’s some brattiness that just comes with the genetics (it’s unavoidable, unfortunately), but his heart? That’s all his mother.
Jin Ling is a mama’s boy through and through and it’s adorable. Nie Mingjue doesn’t think he’s ever seen a kid talk to flowers ‘because they might be lonely’ before. One hundred percent Jiang Yanli’s influence.
There’s also the fact that Jin Ling thinks Jiang Cheng is the best thing since sliced bread and Nie Mingjue thought they’d be able to bond over that correct opinion.
Despite the unfortunate setback, Nie Mingjue has no plans on giving up.
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Jin Ling thinks jiujiu-stealer is a liar and a fraud and he doesn’t understand why his jiujiu keeps him around.
Jiujiu stealer had promised, he had pinky-swore to Jin Ling that he wouldn’t hurt his jiujiu! And what does he do the minute Jin Ling turns his back?
He sinks his beastly fangs into his jiujiu’s skin.
At first, Jin Ling had suspected if jiujiu-stealer was really human or not. His height alone made him question if he wasn’t a werewolf (plus he’s also kind of hairy), but it turns out he was wrong.
Jiujiu-stealer had been a vampire all along!  
Jin Ling can’t believe he let himself be fooled. He really needs to study more.
“A-ling, what are you doing?”
Jin Ling looks up from where he’s bent over, looking under the couch, and sees his jiujiu standing next to him.
“A-ling is looking for his bow!” It’s not a crossbow, but it should still work against a vampire.
His jiujiu hums for a moment, checking his watch, and oh no. Jin Ling had completely forgotten about bedtime.
“I thought I told you to start getting ready for bed?”
“I was but-”
“A-ling.”
His jiujiu is looking at him the same way his mama does when he tries to steal a treat, and Jin Ling deflates instantly, looking down at his hands before sighing. “Okay, jiujiu.” 
His jiujiu stands up, holding out his hand, and Jin Ling readily latches onto it.
“The sooner you get ready, the sooner you can hear a story,” his jiujiu says, smiling while ruffling his hair.
Jin Ling’s mood instantly improves and he pulls his jiujiu along with him as he rushes to the bathroom to wash up, completely forgetting about his mission.
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“You can do it,” Jiang Cheng says, pumping his fist in support as Nie Mingjue stares down at him in disbelief. “Just read him a story, it’ll be fine.”
Nie Mingjue does not think it will be fine.
He doesn’t even think he’ll be allowed within the room if Jin Ling finds out his jiujiu won’t be the one telling him a bedtime story, but Jiang Cheng is already walking away to clean up, leaving him to the task.
It seems he doesn’t have a choice.
Walking towards the designated Nephew Room, Nie Mingjue pushes the door open and is faced with Jin Ling sitting in bed, clutching his stuffed dog as he chooses from a variety of storybooks.
He clears his throat lightly, “Jin Ling.”
The kid’s head snaps up in excitement, only to fall when he sees who is standing in the doorway. “Where’s jiujiu?”
Nie Mingjue sighs, walking into the room as Jin Ling watches him warily. He crouches down to look at the books available. He doesn’t think he’s heard of any of them, but there seems to be a fantasy theme happening.
That explains the games they played earlier, he thinks.
“Your jiujiu has to do something real quick, so he asked if I could re-”
“No.” The kid says firmly, looking away from Nie Mingjue. “Mama says not to speak with liars.”
Nie Mingjue blinks.
...Huh? He tries to think back, did he lie to Jin Ling? He doesn’t remember doing so. “What are you talking about, kid?”
“You promised not to hurt jiujiu. And then you did.”
When did he ever…? “I don’t think I did, kid.”
“You did! Don’t lie!” Jin Ling says, crossing his arms as he huffs in an achingly familiar way.
Nie Mingjue sighs. It’s been a while since he’s had to deal with something like this. “Can you tell me why you think that?”
“I saw it in the kitchen. You’re a vampire.”
A vampire?
He saw it… in the kitchen?
Wait.
Wait a minute. Oh no. Ohhh no.
Nie Mingjue feels a laugh bubble up from his chest, trying to break free, but he knows that will only make things worse. He takes a deep breath, trying to flatten out his smile to a reasonable width.
Okay. It’s okay. He can work with this.
“A-ling,” he begins. “What you saw in the kitchen, I promise you I wasn’t trying to suck your jiuijiu’s blood.”
“Liar!”
“I swear,” Nie Mingjue says, raising his hand to promise. “In fact, you can even say it’s the opposite.” He adds cryptically, to pique the kid’s interest.
Obviously, it works.
He’s caught Jin Ling’s attention. The kid drops his arms slightly from where they’re crossed against his chest, his little eyebrow raised just a bit. “Explain.” He really does have so many of Jiang Cheng’s mannerisms. It’s ridiculously adorable. “Please.” Jin Ling adds, almost like an afterthought.
Nie Mingjue smiles softly. “When you or your dad go somewhere, does your mom give you kisses?”
Jin Ling nods his head in recognition. “She says it’s for good luck.”
“Exactly!” Nie Mingjue says. “It’s the same for your jiujiu! I give him a kiss here-” he points to his neck- “and it protects him from bad things. I just like to be careful and give him extra protection. You can even ask him.”
He watches as Jin Ling’s eyes widen and his mouth drops. Great. That problem solved, he can finally-
“So you can use magic?”
Maybe not. “That’s not exactly-”
“Then what?” A beat. “Please.” And Nie Mingjue needs to smother another smile. It seems Jiang Yanli is quite strict about that.
He looks at Jin Ling, looks at his big eyes, shining with curiosity, just begging to hear more, and what can he do? He’s always been weak to puppy-dog eyes.
“Well, you see...”
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Jiang Cheng hangs up after saying goodnight to his sister, reassuring her that yes, Jin Ling is in bed, no, he was wonderful all day, and yes, he ate his vegetables.
Rubbing his hands down his face, he looks towards the door to the guest room.
Jiang Cheng had thought they were getting along, and then dinner came and Jin Ling just clammed up.
He figured sending Nie Mingjue in there to read a story might fix things. He’s seen him at the fire station when giving tours; he knows Jin Ling would absolutely love the way he tells stories and well. Nie Mingjue still hasn’t come out yet, and Jin Ling isn’t screaming so it can’t have gone too bad.
Picking up the remaining toys scattered about and putting them away (he’ll have to remind Jin Ling about clean-up rules in the morning), he walks over to check on the two of them and peeks into the room.
Freezing at what he sees, Jiang Cheng sends out his thanks to Philippe Kahn for inventing the camera phone so he can memorialize the scene in front of him forever.
Because lying on the twin mattress are two of the people he loves most in the world, cuddled together and breathing softly in their sleep.
Jin Ling is curled towards Nie Mingjue’s stomach, laying half on his lap, where he clutches Fairy. And Nie Mingjue is leaning against the headboard, his legs hanging off the bed while his head is lolled onto his shoulder.
Jiang Cheng takes at least twenty pictures from different angles and tosses his phone to the side.
Turning off the lights, he slides next to Nie Mingjue, just behind Jin Ling, to join the cuddle pile.
He and Nie MIngjue are going to be sore as hell in the morning, but whatever.
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To be clear! Mingcheng weren’t doing anything naughty in the kitchen. Nie Mingjue just likes to give back hugs and nuzzle. 
Jin Ling is going through a fantasy adventure phase rn and everyone just enables it because it’s cute lol
This was day eight, thank you for reading!
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SKKSKSKS your new post gave me an idea! hear me out, ok so MC is a STRUGGLING college student. Anyway, the rfa (plus jihyun&saeran) finds out MC is opting to get a sugar daddy 😳 (MC's fellow broke friends says try it out lol!) And so, MC is meeting SD for lunch. Turns out it's a weird disaster. Which of them will be spying & ready to fite, or drag MC away before she even gets her ass to the seat? i feel like jumin will go 👁👄👁 with this whole thing. just curious how they'll react oop-
I love it and I love you lmao this is the best thing everrr, I had so much fun writing it ASKFBDJ
I’m going to save Jumin for last because I just loved writing his head cannon lmao
RFA + V and Saeran reacting to an MC that gets a sugar daddy/mommy:
Zen:
So Zen found out about your little sugar daddy plan
He was LIVID
He will cancel every single thing he has today
And he will go and spy on you
Zen will literally have everything he needs, he’ll have a disguise and he’ll be hiding in the bushes watching your date
If he sees your SD trying to touch you he will tackle him
And then he’ll grab your hand and lead you away, no matter how much you complain
When he brings you home he will sit you down and oh boy, get ready for the biggest lecture of your life
You see him BECOME your mother
He will talk with you for about an hour
“Y/N seriously! Why didn’t you tell any of us, we could have helped you, YOU LITERALLY ARE FRIENDS WITH TWO RICH ASSHOLE WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?!”
But then Zen will calm down and sit next to you, his face a bit red
“I just...I’d like you to depend more on us...on me. I will do anything for you so please, promise me you won’t go dating old guys for money again?”
And how could you say no to those puppy eyes?
Zen will work hard so you don’t struggle so much alone
Yoosung:
He will be an angry boio
He’s like a mad chihuahua
When he figures out your plan he will drag Seven down with him to spy on you
Of course Seven will make fun of him, and he won’t help with shit lmao
But Yoosung will take it seriously
He will be watching you from the shadows, and you know what? He will try to even screw up your date
The next time you see him he will be all pouty and won’t talk to you for a while
He won’t even look at you
So Seven gives up and tells you that Yoosung found out about your sugar daddy adventure
You will come up to Yoosung and talk it out with him
“Sorry Y/N...it’s just...I got...mad! I could’ve helped you, you know? You don’t have to date gross guys like him to get money. The RFA is here for you! Also...I may have also gotten...a bit jealous. Just. Don’t do it again. Please...I’ll help you!”
Aw he’s so adorable so you agree
Now Yoosung won’t have to go and murder that guy
I mean, what, Yoosung and murder? WhaaaaAAAAA- he had everything planned who am I kidding pft
Jaehee:
Honestly, when hears you got a sugar mommy she’s a bit jealous and worried
But who is she to tell you what to do?
I mean don’t get her wrong, she wants to slap that woman for looking at you like that and for abusing your need for money
So she will slowly help you without you noticing
She will bake something so you can go an sell it at school
Or she’ll lend you some money
If she sees you struggling she will do everything she can so you don’t need to get a sugar mommy again!
One night, when you are finally able to have enough money for some other things, you invite her out to dinner to thank her for everything she helped you with
“Y/N...I have to tell you something. When you were, well struggling, I found out you saw a woman...older than you so she could give you money. And I- well...I’m not someone who should tell you who to date or not, but it just made me feel very strange inside. I wanted to be the one holding your hand, to help you go through that rough patch...”
You smile warmly at Jaehee and caress her cheek.
“Thank you Jaehee. Really, you helped me through so much. And now I want to repay you for it! So I bough you front row seats to one of Zen’s latest musicals!”
Jaehee squealed and gave you a hug
Then you spent such a great time during Zen’s performance
Saeyoung:
Ok he may have maybe read one of your text messages
And then maybe a few more
He didn’t mean to you know?!
But he found out you were struggling at college because it had become super expensive
The first thing he did was help you by paying some things secretly
But then he found out when you were meeting with your SD
And guess what? He freaking set up a double date
You were confused when your SD had brought a friend of his to he cafe, but it all clicked when you saw a very beautiful woman with long red hair and very familiar mischievous yellow eyes come in the restaurant.
You quickly stood up and grabbed the woman who had come in saying a quick sorry to the other men and then dragged her to the bathroom
Honestly Seven thought you would yell at him, but then you started laughing maniacally
“Se-SEVEN!! What in the-HOW?! This is the best thing ever-pftt HAHAHAH I CAN’T SEVEN WHAT THE HELL”
He of coursed, laughed along with you but then he cleared his throat and spoke in a high pitched voice
“My name is Samantha, thank you very much! You’re not the only one who can get a sugar daddy you know?” He winked and grabbed your hand, leading you to the table. “Now lets go get us some money! I can’t wait together a new baby! I just found one online and fell in love with it so I have to get it as soon as possible!”
The both of you spent the evening flirting and acting all cutesy the whole time
Although Seven would intervene if he saw your sugar daddy getting way too comfortable with you, or if he saw him trying to touch you somewhere else,
He will fight your SD tried anything on you
Apart from that you two end up buying tons of shit you don’t need lmao
V:
One day he saw you hanging out with a really old dude
He didn’t think anything of it, maybe he was your dad or something
But then he saw he was getting kind of flirty with you
Then he remembered that one night you had complained about how expensive your college tuition had become and how you were going to get a sugar daddy
Well Jihyun thought you were joking Y/N, HoNeY pLeAsE
He watched from the sidelines for a bit but then he felt sort of...jealous
So when the date was over and you waited outside for your taxi with your SD, V got on his car and called out for you
You will blush and get on the car with him, your SD was actually pretty confused since V had a very expensive car
While he’s driving V will give you a huge lecture
“Y/N, I know you are having problems but you can’t go and start dating a guy just because of money. I mean, who knows what he could’ve done to you, he could’ve abused your situation and everything. If you need help please tell me, and we’ll figure something out, but don’t go out with guys like that. They’re bad news.”
You’re heart warmed at the thought of V caring so much for you
He made you promise to be more truthful when you were having problems, and you had to reassure him that he shouldn’t worry, but V insisted
If he can he will get you to model for his pictures and pay you a very large amount of money, which you WILL have to take of Jihyun could become angry for the first time in ages
Saeran:
Oh no
Oh boy
He heard from your friend that you had found a sugar daddy
She wasn’t joking you actually found a goddamn sugar daddy
Saeran will be kinda shocked and sad
So he will hack into your phone (he’ll apologize later) and find out where you’re meeting the guy
As soon as he saw your SD getting kind of handsy, and you being a bit uncomfortable, he will run over and punch him I’m not kidding
He will be ready to fightttt
You’ll have to pull him away and apologize, dragging Saeran to your car and quickly driving out of here
“Saeran! What was that? Why did you punch him?!”
He just stayed quiet the whole time, and when you finally drove him to his home, he turned around and cupped your face in his hands, squishing
“You were clearly uncomfortable. Why didn’t you tell me about the college problems? You know I could’ve been more than happy to help you. That guy...he didn’t give off a good vibe. And he was starting to grab you and you looked like you didn’t want to be there and I just- I got mad. Because I don’t want to see you with another guy, and I don’t want to see you getting used for some money.”
Saeran was blushing, but he wouldn’t take back what he just said.
You were red too, and before you could reply Saeran quickly kissed your forehead and ran into his home
Of course later the RFA found out about your SD plan and they all nagged you lmao
Jumin:
He was eating at this very expensive restaurant, he just had a super important meeting and it had just finished
As he was about to leave he saw a very familiar face come in with this guy. A really old guy, who was smiling in a very creepy way.
Like you said, my dear anon, Jumin is just : 👁👄👁
You had sat in the table beside him, so he will try to hide by covering his face with the menu
Jumin was actually really confused as to why he was doing it, since if were any other person he would’ve awkwardly said hi and left as quickly as possible
But he wanted to stay...to see what you were doing, why you were going out with a guy that could be your dad
“Thank you for the meal Mr. Lee” He heard your sweet voice say.
The man, Mr. Lee laughed, -a really horrible laugh by the way- Jumin thought
. “Y/N, sweetheart, you know you can just call me Ju-won, I won’t mind.” The man’s almost hoarse voice said.
Ju-won Lee...Jumin thought the name was very familiar, but he was too busy looking at you two that he didn’t think much of it.
“Hehe, well alright!” You giggled and looked at the menu
“Y/N. How are those earrings I got you? Did you like them? They were the most expensive ones I could find, and I got them only for you.”
You slowly looked up and gave Mr. Lee a forced smile. “They were great Ju-won, thank you again!”
He got you..earrings?
Jumin figured out what was going on, and he felt as if the wind had been knocked out of his lungs
Later, when the both of you ordered some food, you asked Mr. Lee how his day was
Jumin was still in the same spot, overhearing everything you said
He didn’t know why he was feeling so conflicted, so mad. He hated seeing you with that man, he even felt a bit disappointed.
“Ah, well work was the same old, same old. The boss suddenly decided that he wanted to do yet another cat project. I honestly don’t know how he has that job, you know if it were me, I would make sure the company actually worked better. He does an awful job.”
“Ah. Umm, Ju-won, where is it that you work again?” You asked
“It’s a big company, I’m sure you’ve heard of it. It’s called C&R International, but honestly work is such a pain. If it weren’t for Chariman Han I would’ve gotten the executive director spot, but just because Jumin Han -I don’t know if you’ve heard of him, but the Chariman is his father- and just because of that he got the job! I’m sure they didn’t even have to interview him, that brat. And he thinks he’s so great just because of his father, psh I’d like to give him a piece of my mind.”
Jumin for the first time every, felt really mad. He was finally about to say something but then he heard you slam the menu down.
“Mr. Lee, I’m sorry if I sound kind of rude, but Ju- I mean, Mr. Han actually does an amazing job. C&R has grown so much because of him, and I’m sure that he’s one of the people that works the hardest. He probably got the job because he earned it, not just because of family connections, so please don’t spread false rumors.”
When he heard you say that...
Jumin couldn’t help but blush
Before Mr. Lee could even utter another word he stood up and walked over to your table.
Mr. Lee instantly stood up, his face filled with panic, and you looked up at him with a blush in your face
“Mr. Lee, how are you doing this evening? If you’d excuse me for a moment I have to talk with your date for a bit. I don’t think I’ll bring her back, but don’t worry I’ll pay for the food, that way you will save that bit of money. You will probably need it, since I don’t think you’ll be able to afford these sort of activities any time soon. If you think working at C&R is such a pain, then I suggest you leave the company. I want your things gone by Monday. Have a good night.”
Me. Lee’s mouth was wide open, and he looked ready to get on his knees and beg, but before anything came out of his mouth Jumin grabbed your hand and dragged you to the roof of the restaurant, where no one was around.
“Jumin what-” before you could say anything Jumin pinned you against the wall and kissed you
The kiss was rough, and when he pulled away you were left a panting mess.
“Y/N, why were you eating with him. Please explain to me why he bought you a pair of earrings, and why he was flirting with you the whole time. I don’t want you to lie to me.”
Oh shit he was mad
You looked up at Jumin, your face red and your lips swollen, but then when you saw his cold expression you looked down
“I’m sorry Jumin...it’s just....recently my college tuition went up. And I, I couldn’t pay it. I got as many jobs as I could, but it still wasn’t enough. And then Abby, the girl I met at one of my classes told me that she knew how I could get quick money, and she gave me the number of this guy, who was willing to pay a lot for a woman that went out with him, and I was just so desperate! I, I didn’t want to bother anyone and I didn’t know what to do and I just- I panicked Jumin!”
You bit your lip as tears slowly fell from your eyes, and Jumin’s cold expression slowly faded as he grabbed your chin so you would be looking up at him.
“Why didn’t you tell me? I could’ve helped you.” He whispered
“I-I didn’t want to. I-I know how you feel about people, especially women asking for money. I know you could’ve helped, but I didn’t want you to think I was friends with you just for that! I mean I like you Jumin, I really, really do, and if you suddenly felt, I don’t know, betrayed or hurt and if you ended up never speakingto me again I don’t know what I would’ve done, I didn’t want that to happen. I’m..I’m sorry. I know how you feel about this type of stuff, and I understand if you don’t want to be around me anymore...” you sniffed.
Both of you stood in complete silence, until Jumin slowly moved a strand of hair away from your face and smiled.
“Y/N. I would never, ever get mad at you because you asked me for help. I’m sorry for snapping at you. Honestly, I hated seeing you with that man. I don’t know how to describe it, but when I saw him there with you, I felt sort of mad, which was surprising since Indint do that often. And I realized hay I got angry because I don’t want you going on dates with other men because I want you to only go out with me. And I didn’t know why I felt that way. But when you defended me, it all started to make sense. The reason why I felt that way it��s because... I love you, Y/N”
Jumin kissed you, and after you both calmed down he got Driver Kim to give you a ride home.
If Mr. Lee had bought you anything Jumin made sure to buy them from you twice the amount, and then he may have gone and thrown away, or something, but you never saw them again.
Even though you insisted that it was alright, Jumin still helped you with your college fees, he was more than happy to!
And then a few days later, when you were both eating at his home, he asked you out.
Of course you said yes! And everyone in the RFA was honestly pretty jealous of your relationship lmao
Also when they found out you got a sugar daddy they teased you AND nagged you (multitasking lmao)
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GODHUNTER by AMY SUMIDA | REVIEW
okiee this was recommended to me by @inkleaves ^-^ uhmm so i have a LOT to say about this book. spoilers under cut.
OVERVIEW: “Godhunter” is the epithet given to a young woman named Vervain who uses witchcraft and magic to go around committing deicide in order to save humanity from gods who drain their energy to gain immortality and other godly attributes. However, when Vervain is recruited by the Norse god Thor, she finds herself in an alliance with the people she originally considered her enemies, as they work together to save the world from the maliciousness of the Aztec god, Huitzilopochtli.
RATING: 2/10. i’m giving it a low rating because it doesn’t really have too much to do with mythology, but i did like its general portrayal of most deities even though this book was insanely cringey and dumb.. now, even though under the cut, i’ve kinda bashed the book quite a bit, i still have to admit that i’d be lying if i said i didn’t have fun reading it. i stayed up to 1 AM trying to finish it because i had to find out what the protag’s next stupid decision would be,, all in all, if you like trash/cringe fiction- this is for you.
WARNING: even though this book is a YA novel, I’d say there’s a definite emphasis on the adult part of “young adult”... Certain scenes and themes are inappropriate for minors.
AVAILABLE ON: pdf link here ^-^ ((i think it downloads immediately if you click))
THINGS I LIKED:
the book is cringe.
great diversity in terms of the god cast. i learned about some new deities that i was previously unfamiliar with, so that was cool
Brahma (Hindu deity) wears a Gucci belt as part of his attire ^-^
whatever Estsanatlehi and Tsohanoai (Native American deities) had going on.... they were really cute and wholesome
THOR-HORUS BROTP AGENDA!!!!!!!! everyone who follows me already knows how keen i am about this idea of all the war deities hanging out together (fite club), and this novel served up exactly that. disappointing that Huitzilopochtli wasn’t a part of it, but i am settling for Thor and Horus’ several centuries old friendship.
Horus’ falcon tattoo detail.. i LOVE the idea of the gods having their sacred animals tattooed,, it’s so awesome!!!
Pan... i liked the way he still had his little horns, and he was kinda chaotic and fun.
in general, the descriptions of the gods were so pleasant and so cool.. i really liked the way that pretty much all the gods were beautiful,, this is very much in line with my own idea of how the gods look, and i think it makes sense, because they’re meant to be charismatic, compelling beings- beings that you worship, beings that you praise- why would they be anything but beautiful? and even if they were considered ugly by other gods, that’s only in comparison to other deities.. from a human perspective,, i just can’t see how any mortal could consider a god to be anything less than perfection,, idk
in particular- i really enjoyed the descriptions of Huitzilopochtli in his debut. i know he’s a piece of shit in the novel, but i LOVED the way he was described with his war-frenzy being triggered by blood, and the way, as god of the sun, his body almost glows, and heats up as though you’re looking into the sun itself, and the only way he can cool it down is by bathing in blood... WOWOWOWOW it’s just such a neat and fantastic visual description. his physical appearance really paid tribute to Huitzilopochtli’s original domain and attributes.
i also liked the linking between Huitzilopochtli being the Father of Vampires.. links between Aztec culture and vampirism is a trope that i didn’t originally suspect, but have become exposed to quite a bit as of late,, and i think that it’s quite a clever little plot. i liked that Huitzilopochtli also debunks superstitions about the sun, garlic, crosses, holy water etc.
Huitzilopochtli as the villain. the man makes a BRILLIANT villain- his motives are very clear and also, i thought, justified, albeit unoriginal. his presence is quite terrifying, and the reader does worry for Vervain’s safety whenever she’s with him- which is good! this means that he fills out his role as a villain well. tbh,, i did love Huitzilopochtli from the moment of his debut, but he got knocked out of my books during a certain temple scene and i have some thoughts about that in the next section.
when Vervain wakes up after the temple dream with Huitzilo, and she relaxes because it was just a dream, but then she looks into the mirror and sees bite marks on her neck!!! CHILLS! now THAT was good writing- it was unexpected, and served well to navigate into the next part of the plot.
Odin and Huitzilopochtli holding a ted talk on “how to create panic and discord among the humans”, and the gods having to bring certain meals depending on what the first letter of their names were.
Vervain’s pop-culture references, and her weaponry- especially the gloves that have blades in them that get released when she swings her hand downwards. very cool, i want them.
casual appearances from Vladimir Putin (yes, i said Vladimir Putin)... i couldn’t stop laughing when i read that Huitzilo was trying to kill Putin’s daughter to instigate a war...... asdhshajdhasdjfhjdhf insane
also i know Vervain was trying to mock Huitzilo when she nicknamed him “Blue”,, but like.. that’s a really cute name and it wasn’t even insulting.. yeah, that one backfired on you Vervain... if anything, that just made it seem like she actually had affections for him and i feel like probably in part is the reason why he felt encouraged to pursue her.
THINGS I DIDN’T LIKE/THINGS THAT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE AND/OR CONFUSED ME:
the book is cringe.
it reads like a 15 year old’s fantasy AU where she’s a humble young woman, unextraordinary- yet somehow, she is the muse of every man’s desire. handsome, ripped gods who never wear clothes are laying themselves down at her feet,, and she is just overwhelmed by the choices before her; and all the while, she has to balance a complicated love life with her duty to save the world (since she’s the only one who can).
Vervain as a protagonist. idk how old she’s meant to be, but since the book is in first-person, and the reader is exposed to her innermost thoughts,, i’ve gotta say- she’s incredibly immature. as a protagonist, i just feel like she’s rude, pretentious, snobby.. she has no idea what “respect” even means. in every scene, she’s either fighting someone, or lusting after them (when Teharon told her off for having lascivious thoughts about him, and she simply responded with “well stop being so sexy then” i wanted to die.... WHAT is wrong with her)
i hate the way she looks down on the gods- even if you didn’t worship them, or even believed in their existence, surely you wouldn’t have the gall to lecture Hades and Persephone on how to be a good couple (especially when your advice is shit). surely you wouldn’t have the gall to say to Thor what Vervain says to him on pg 227, 4th line from the bottom, that i will not repeat here. Vervain is just too self-absorbed. i don’t hate her, but i definitely think her character is a bit,,, iffy.
relating to Vervain as the protagonist- everything just seems to happen to her.. and i know that she’s the protag, and things are meant to happen to her, but it all happens to her one after the other in succession, no breaks. it’s so easy for her... oh? Huitzilopochtli is going to kill Putin’s daughter? no worries, Vervain can read Huitzilopochtli’s thoughts! oh? the gods have never been able to transform more than half their body into their animal form? no worries, Vervain is so powerful she can force a god to change against their will! oh? Vervain is being attacked by blood-thirsty wolves? no worries, she saved the life of one werewolf and now he’s indebted to her and will literally kill himself in order to protect her! everything is easy, and nothing is a problem.
the way every male deity ever sees Vervain once and immediately wants to take her to bed. why was that a necessary aspect of her character? and also, why are the gods portrayed as such lustful beings?? it really wasn’t necessary.
Horus throwing a fit about how December 25 is his birthday and that it was stolen from him by Jesus... to quote:
“No big deal?” Horus puffed up. “I was called the Lamb of God. I had twelve apostles, and my myths spoke of my crucifixion and consequent resurrection in three days. His stories were my stories first!”
it’s fine that Horus is angry about his birthday which was i think, historically celebrated around this date- but the rest of it isn’t even true???? Horus didn’t have 12 apostles, i’m pretty sure he was also not called “Lamb of God”, and he wasn’t crucified!!! aghhhh even Thor says “It’s been so long that even you don’t remember things accurately.”
anyways.. my beef with this is the way it’s phrased so as to imply that “oh christianity just stole everything from the pagans” when this is so incredibly false and sounds like something an ill-informed person would say. you can read more about christianity, paganism and christmas here
kinda related to the previous point- the jokes about Jesus’ skin colour. i quote:
“... when Christ first became a god, he looked Jewish because those were the people he chose to align himself with. However, the Jews didn’t want him, and when Christianity spread, the white people wanted Jesus to look more like them. With the change in belief, Christ’s appearance changed. ... We used to tease him about how he looked whiter every time we saw him... Kind of like Michael Jackson...”
what the FUCK??????? seems like Sumida doesn’t understand that various ethnic groups illustrate Jesus as appearing as the local people do. Yes, obviously in a Western country, Jesus is going to look European, he’s going to look white. If you go to Japan, you will see Jesus and the rest of the gang looking pretty fucking Japanese. the point of this is NOT to erase Jesus’ Jewish ethnicity, and it is certainly not because of something like “the Jews didn’t want him”- it is because it is a way for followers to better relate to the Divine. including Christ in this story isn’t the problem- i’ve seen others do it very well. the problem is how uneducated her writing comes across.
all the gods have human jobs so that they can earn money and stuff,, which is fine- Thor, for example, owns a line of boats, which makes sense. but Pan? his job is making p*rn. now even though it’s true that everyone associates Pan with sexuality and stuff,,, this isn’t his primary role, and making Pan out to be just a playboy who has his mind in the gutter 24/7 i think is a bit of a mockery. Pan is, first and foremost, a god of the Wild. why Sumida elected to make him a p*rn manufacturer and not a wildlife conservationist is beyond me... i’m not even pagan, and i thought this creative decision was distasteful and stupid, especially because his character is actually quite light-hearted and cool.
the temple scene with Huitzilopochtli and Vervain. as i said previously, i really really liked Huitzilo’s character. he made an excellent villain. but this part?? i understand why it was done, but i HATED that it had to happen... not just because it was horrible for Vervain, but Huitzilo seemed so powerful and godly right up to that point- after which he seemed pretty pathetic- going back after Vervain after she’s rejected him countless times. she is JUST a mortal!!! c’mon Huitzilo, give it up!!! you are degrading yourself at the expense of achieving one mortal’s “love”.. the fact that he had to hypnotise her to get what he wanted AND had to achieve it through her dreams (when’s she can’t protect herself) was sooooo pathetic and disgraceful.. IMO, he committed the worst sin any person could ever commit and i just... AGHHHHHHHHH SMH WHY?!
speaking of morons- Thor. Thor just comes across to me as extremely possessive, and over-protective,, and idk how Vervain was NOT creeped out by the fact that Thor had literally been stalking her for two years before she even met him. wtf? god or not- that’s creepy. actually, i think it’s creepier because he is a god. 
Sif. i am still waiting for good media representation of thunder god Thor and his beautiful golden-haired wife Sif- i want them to be HAPPY, and i want them to be in love the way they should be! 
Persephone. i like the idea of Persephone being sweet-tempered, and kind- but in this book, she’s such a wimp??????? she totally just lets Vervain be rude to her, a goddess who’s name means “Bringer of Destruction”. also- her relationship with Hades seems toxic.. i mean,, he like tracks her? she starts stuttering when she talks to him, and gets nervous when people so much as mention his name. not to mention the fact that Persephone says that when she does go back to him, all he demands from her is a certain horizontal dance so much so that she is “sore” (<- quoting from the book here) every time she returns??????? WHAT IS HAPPENING?????????? and no one even questions it. Vervain doesn’t even question it! instead she suggests that Persephone MOVES IN with Hades permanently???? and that Hades should just start verbally saying how much he loves Persephone instead of “showing” her how much he “loves” her.....??? there are SO many issues with this.. i can’t even- *screams*
the Aphrodite-is-madly-in-love-with-Huitzilopochtli side plot. it could have been really good, but then it ends so abruptly,,, i mean.. why’d Aphrodite get done so dirty like that? Also summary of Hephaestus’ first and final scenes:
Hephaestus, entering the room: Right, what’s all this then? Vervain: Your wife is cheating on you (again) Hephaestus: Aight, i’m out *leaves and never comes back for the rest of the book*
what the HECK was the ending with Trevor?? i hate Vervain so much i can’t... okay first of all- WHY did Trevor decide to have a wolf-marriage with Vervain?? he kept on going on about how she’s so beautiful, and kind, and caring... NO SHE ISN’T TREVOR!!! i’m so mad that he would pledge himself for all eternity to this girl who doesn’t even like him in that way!!! you played yourself son
also- Thor accepts the fact that Trevor is going to have to be close by to Vervain because the terms of the marriage state that Trevor will literally die without her touch, which is VERY GENEROUS of Thor... but Vervain?? ooooh i HATE her.. she has the audacity to look at Trevor with her lecherous eyes thinking about lustful things IN THOR’S OWN BED!!!!! and then she thinks to herself “oh whoops i shouldn’t be thinking that”- yeah you’re darn right you shouldn’t be thinking that!!!! whatttt is wrong with her............. 
also- where tf did Huitzilo go??? he just gave up on trying to instigate a war and vanished?? the plot was so unresolved?????? AGH!
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((tbh, Amy’s relationship with everyone that isn’t Sonic is under utilized.
Like, don’t get me wrong, I love their dynamic. In the hands of writers that understand both their characters, their interactions are cute and something priceless. And her affections for him over all is rather sweet if you really think about it.
But like. I feel like she should interact with the characters more often. Like, we see almost nothing between Shadow and her since SA2, and she was the one that gave Shadow a reason to protect Earth and everything on it and made him realize what Maria’s real wish was.
And then she doesn’t talk with her teammates outside of the handheld versions of the later games  Like, damn, they’re like siblings to her, and we don’t get to see much between them anymore.
And then there’s Tails, who acually has quite a bit in common with her, down to being one of Sonic’s best friends. [And yes, it’s canon that Sonic sees he as one of his closest friends aside from Tails and Knuckles and yall can fite me on this shit-] And we know they get along well. But we need to see them hang out more, man. And not just to get to Sonic, fuckos. I wanna see Amy come in with sweets and refreshments for him while he’s taking a break from his projects, I want to see his reactions to the mystic facet of her. Give me tit you fackin cowards-
Also, I just want to see more of Knuckles and Amy’s dynamic. Like, cuz they’re friendly with each other in an awkward way, but they seem to have a habit of sassing each other sometimes, and frankly I live for Sassy Amy and Sassy Knuckles gib-
idk, I just feel like if she focused only on Sonic, it really flattens her character.))
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