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incorrectharrypotterblog · 6 months

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Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex

Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to

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daddiesdrarryy · 2 months

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Ron: You’re writing with your left hand?

Draco: Yes. I’m ambidextrous

Ron: That’s so cool, mate, love who you love!

*later*

Ron: Harry, did you know Draco’s ambidextrous?

Harry: Really? You think I have a chance?

Hermione: …

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hxuse-xf-black · 6 months

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[Deathly Hallows] Hermione: Harry- Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry. Ron: Because it's your fucking name.

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crackishincorrecthp · 6 months

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Hermione: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Ron: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Hermione: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING HARRY WITH ME Ginny, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now Draco: No, no, it's getting really entertaining now! Pansy: I never thought Hermione would be that competitive! Luna: I always thought Ron would be the one to get Harry in the divorce Harry: Hermione is scarier, she would definitely get me in the divorce

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incorrect-drarry-quote · 3 months

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Hermione: Do you know what bees make?

Ron: Honey?

Hermione: Yes dear?

[Harry turns to Draco]

Harry: Draco, do you know what bees make?

Draco: Some stupid annoying sound, what the fuck do you want.

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punkharryp0tt3r · 5 months

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Ron, drunk: I’m in love with Harry Potter

Ron, drunk: Like he’s just so cute, and amazing, and kind, and funny

Ron, drunk: But you won’t tell him right?

Harry, who is carrying him home: ……I swear I won’t.

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overheard-at-hogwarts · 1 year

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Fred: You've come to the right people.

Ron: Uh, we didn't come to you at all.

Ginny: Yeah, you just walked in here without knocking...

George: There wasn't time for you guys to figure out you needed us. Fortunately, the walls are thin.

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looopylupin · 1 year

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mcgonagall: you often use humor to deflect trauma

harry: thank you

mcgonagall: i didn't say that was a good thing

harry: what i'm hearing is, you think i'm funny

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blackbirdi · 2 months

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Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes #3

Ron: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Hermione: *Blushing* What?

Ron: *Also Blushing* What?

Harry: *Eating popcorn in the background* He said he'd fuck you if you asked.

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gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months

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ron: on a scale from one to ten, how bad of an idea do you think it would be if we got married?

harry: off the charts. lets do it.

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marauderenergy · 1 year

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Voldemort: *fires a spell at Harry and misses*

Harry: strike one

Voldemort, firing another spell: that’s not how this works!

Harry: strike two! One more and you’re out

Voldemort, under his breath: fuck

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incorrectharrypotterblog · 2 years

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*Harry and Ron arguing*

Ron: imagine waking up and the first thing you have to grab is a pair of glasses

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daddiesdrarryy · 2 months

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Draco: Seriously, Potter, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Harry: Oh, I’m the only one that matters, Malfoy. See, you messed with my friends, and now I’m going to fuck you

Everyone: …

Ron: It’s “fuck you up,” Harry

Harry: Wait, what did I say?

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simsim54 · 2 months

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Ron: I didn't understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Ron: *picks Harry up* Ron: I've only befriended Harry for the duration of a train ride. Ron: But if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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crackishincorrecthp · 2 months

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Harry: I hope no one lowkey hates me... Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home! Voldemort does it right! Hermione & Ron: Hermione & Ron: Harry-

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incorrect-drarry-quote · 1 year

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Draco: I’m actually deeply in love with Potter and we’ve been dating for a couple months now, we even have pet names

Ron: Why are you telling me this?

Draco: Because no one will believe you

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