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amelia-yap · 26 days
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it's april and they are bloody fools
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strqyr · 6 months
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redid an old vacuo design for ruby that i never actually finished ✌
not so sure about the color scheme of this one but it is what it is, i fought with it enough as is lol
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veelilee · 2 months
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arc-misadventures · 2 months
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The Popsicle Comparisons
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Pyrrha: Jaune’s bigger.
Yang: Waaaaaaay bigger!
Nora: Thicker too.
Weiss: My singing career really helped me take it.
Blake: Took me a few tries, but I can reach the end.
Glynda: I can kiss the tip when I sandwich him.
May: I wanna do that…
Velvet: I love his carrot~!
Ruby: I can’t get my hands around it.
Coco: I can’t keep my hands off of it~!
Cinder: Oh, look, it’s my discipline stick~!
Emerald: Yeah, Daddy’s bigger.
Militia: It was fun when we sandwiched it between us.
Melanie: We have to do that again~!
Neo: 🥰🍆💦
Winter: The limp I got was divine~!
Harriet: I pulled so many muscles that day… Worth it~!
Elm: He picked me up like a twig when we did it.
Salem: My ex-husband was a shrimp compared to him.
Willow: I love how he remodelled me to fit him~!
Kali: I’ve never had a human before, but good gods~!
Raven: And, I thought I was a top~!
Summer: We need to do it again, the timing was off.
Sienna: Pro-Faunas on the streets, Pro-Human in the sheets~!
Terra: I’m gay, but when it comes to, Jaune~!
Robyn: I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t divine.
Fiona: The big bad wolf is coming to ravage the poor defenceless lamb again~!
Jessica: Yellow, my one weakness~!
Jinn: You think you know everything, but then you really know everything~!
RWBY Girls: AHHHHHHHH~!
Saphron: …
Saphron: Dibs. I go next.
RWBY Girls: Eh?!
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RSNM: …
Mercury: D-Did you really…?
Jaune: Yeah…
Ren: A-All of them…?
Jaune: Yep…
Sun: One is surprising enough, but all of them?!
Jaune: Shocking, I know…
Neptune: How did that all happen?!
Jaune: Word of mouth.
Ren: Is that metaphorical, or literal?
Jaune: Yes.
Mercury: How can you manage that?!
Jaune: Semblance.
Ren: So… The whole team?
Jaune: Which ones?
Mercury: The bad girls?
Jaune: A few here, and there.
Ren: The teacher?
Jaune: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
Sun: The moms?
Jaune: Not all at once. I think…?
Neptune: The faunas chicks?
Jaune: They tend to bite, and scratch…
Mercury: The green ring girl?
Jaune: I still don’t understand the yellow weakness bit.
Sun: The, Relic?
Jaune: There’s some knowledge for you.
Ren: Your sister-in-law?!
Jaune: Was my first.
Mercury: Your sister?!
Jaune: Another brocon. Joy…
RSNM: …
RSNM:
YOU ARE A GOD!!!
Jaune: …
Jaune: No comment.
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blueinkjpeg · 7 months
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POV; the most insufferable class at Beacon (aka the vibes for volumes 1-3)
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seshirukun · 5 months
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Just team stuff
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i cope with making memes. good thing i already have this series going
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epic-arc · 6 months
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Jaune ships be like:
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rachetmath · 2 months
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Jaune More MC Ruby?
Ruby: That’s why I’m the MC and you're the side character.
Jaune: So because you have silver eyes you’re special?
Ruby: Yep.
Jaune: Even though I cheated Beacon.
Ruby: Yep.
Jaune: I was bullied.
Ruby: Yep.
Jaune: My partner is dead. And because I let my guard down, Ozpin died, and Oscar had no choice but to come on this journey. You know,  because of me.
Ruby: Yep.
Jaune: And because Cinder, who works under Salem killed my partner, I have beef with the main villain and her whole crew.
Ruby: Yeah.
Jaune: Salem, who I have way more in common with than most people, the deemed goddess I’m defying her, just like she did with the brothers over a loved one's death. Are you following me so far?
Ruby: … Yeah…
Jaune: Hazel, who mind you, lost his sister. He lost his sister because of the world Ozpin had created, like I did, with Pyrrha.
Qrow: She had a choice.
Jaune: A few days' choice which turned into minutes when Beacon was attacked. Then discovering how bad the situation is, you know with Salem being immortal, I almost hurt if not killed Oscar, making me at the spur of the moment,  just as bad as Hazel. And mind you I was willing to fight you on that.
Ruby: Uh… yeah…
Jaune: Tyrian, has the opposite to my semblance. Wasn’t he more interested in me than you? And you were his target.
Ruby: Mmhmm.
Jaune: Let’s talk about Cinder again. Cinder had two stray kids who followed her. I have Ren and Nora. Neither have parents. Also, we both want power but for different reasons. We even have different views on destiny.
Ruby: Oh damn.
Jaune: Atlas. Oscar did Ironwood not act like how I did in Argus but worse?
Oscar: Yeah he did. Jaune even saw Salem in person before you did.
Yang: So did we. You saw her face to face.
Oscar: I’m Ozpin. What is that supposed to mean?
Ruby: Oscar, not helping.
Jaune: Neo. We both lost our partners. The difference is that I have friends while she has none. The cat, him, and I almost have the same ability except he manipulates your soul or takes it. He might as well have been a devil version of me.
Weiss: O. Dear lord.
Jaune: Watts. … … … You know what no. He-he was no. Like he could have done better, he’s an example of being smart yet making the dumbest choices. 
Weiss: True.
In the Twilight
Watts: What?! My decision was understandable.
Ironwood: No. No, they were not.
Penny: Like you could have logically put your two weeks in and left for another kingdom. Or country. Like Vale. Mistral. Anywhere. You could have helped where you could've been needed. Which would have made you better than my father.
Watts: I wasted my life.
Back to Remnant 
Ruby: Um….
Jaune: You know what I have to ask this question. What is the moral of the story and how does your character fit into this?
Ruby: Well my-
Jaune: Let me retort. I lied. I was bullied. I had no idea about anything in the hunting world. I needed a teacher. I lost someone important to me. I have beef with the main villains. I train to get stronger to be of use to others.
Ruby: So?
Jaune: Okay. No one believed in me. But I still went to chase my goal. I lost the best thing in my life. I still moved forward. I had to kill someone. Still moved forward. I’m an old man trapped in a boy's body. Still moving forward. Fighting the odds that are stacked against me. I have seven who no one knows about. Yet your family is more interesting.
Ruby: Your point?
Jaune: The moral of the story is that no matter your circumstance you can always be better. Never allow destiny or grief to influence your entire life. No matter what odds that stand before you,  you can ultimately change your fate. And no matter the darkness a simple soul can light up the night and unite everyone against a greater evil. Even when the whole world is against you, you are never alone to endure it. If we stand united and look past our differences only then the wor;d would be a better place.
Ruby: Well my mom died at Salem’s hands.
Jaune: And?
Ruby: It's still relevant.
Jaune: You're right. But how many times has your mother been mentioned and you bothered to get information about her?
Yang: I-
Jaune: Bitch shut the fuck up. You were looking for the deadbeat mom more than the mom who stepped up.
Ruby: Well um… um…. Damn. Oh, but I-
Jaune: You weren’t the sword. I may not have known Penny as long as you, but the fact, that I could've saved her proved her death hit harder than Pyrrha's. I’m close to walking in Raven’s path.
Ruby: Shit.
Jaune: And back to your mother. She was a silver-eyed warrior. But Salem is still here. Do silver eyes work on her?
Ruby: Um.
Jaune: Because Salem is still both the brothers' creation. The old humanity. She can't be phased by the black liquid even though everything they touch decays. 
Ruby: She's immortal.
Jaune: Yeah but again when Maria told you her story didn't she try using her silver eyes on humans and it didn't work? 
Ruby: Cinder.
Jaune: Grimm arm.
Ruby: The hound. 
Blake: Silver-eyed person too but only stunned them.
Ruby: Blake.
Blake: What a minute he had animalistic ears. Should I be concerned for my people?
Jaune: Yeah… we’re not getting into that. The point is if you go see Salem and your silver eyes don't work then your mom died for nothing.
Ruby: Oo. Um…
Jaune: And let's get back to the other villains. Besides Emerald, Mercury, and Tyrian, some of them have valid reasons to join Salem. 
Ren: Jaune!
Jaune: Ren, your village got destroyed.
Ren: Nevermind.
Me: Hold up. Let me start. With Cinder, a huntsman saw what she was going through and didn't bother to help her. She was alone. The world abandoned her.  
Jaune: So Hazel was right. In fact, Raven had a point.
Oscar(Ozpin): Mr. Arc I-
Jaune: Motherfucker Hazel had every right to be angry. Dude shadow missions involve us going with experienced hunters. Yet his sister died and Ruby could’ve died. Shadowing them. Following their lead. Does that not show how bad the hunting system is? Not just that we got hunters who died in the line of duty. Not to mention how some were sexually harassing the girls.  And some of them are just plain crazy or assholes. Not to mention Blake, Qrow, and Raven. You let them in. And to make matters worse you chose Pyrrha, a first-year student, to be your maiden.
Oscar(Ozpin): She was my best option. 
Jaune: So Glynda wasn't on the table? A high-ranked fourth-year student wasn't on the table? Man, at least you could have chosen Ruby considering she has silver eyes and is a young upcoming prodigy. That would have made her more important. Like Ozpin Ruby off the bat was better than Pyrrha.
Qrow: Hey, I would have stopped that.
Jaune: O, so… it was okay with Pyrrha… but not your niece. I see. Hypocrite.
Qrow: Damn. Set myself up for that.
Jaune: Watts, despite his stupidity, had a point. James would abuse any source of technology just to have some level of control over something. Why did you think he wanted your sister instead of Penny? Why do you think he wanted Amity up as quickly as possible? Why do you think he hacked into Penny? Everything was always about control.
Weiss: Well our lives weren't easy.
Jaune: That I won't deny. Yet we are all still bad people.
Yang: Jaune my mother -
Jaune: Raven and Summer left you. Summer no one cared enough to talk about. Raven doesn't matter at all. Willow waited until her children were teenagers or young adults to start dealing with an abusive father. And Kali… yeah she should have slapped some sense into her daughter. 
Weiss: Well your mom doesn't love you.
Jaune: Don't care. Back to Jacque though how does he and James know each other? Why do they have beef with one another? Unless… o. Oh no. Don't tell me. Did James set Jacque up with Willow? And in return, he helps James rise to power. Or did James love Willow but because of his career he couldn't marry her? Could Winter be-
Weiss: Please stop. I do not need those theories in my head.
Jaune: Fine. The point I'm trying to make is… … well how about you explain.
Me: It's crazy how Jaune fits the main character role better than Ruby.
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notmaplemable · 1 month
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Yang: Okay, is everyone ready for girl's night this week?
Weiss: Sorry, I have plans with Neptune.
Yang: That's fine, Blake?
Blake: I've been promising Sun that I would go with him to the new Lizard Sphere movie for weeks. I can't cancel again.
Yang: Well, that's fine. Guess it's just me and you Ruby.
Ruby: Umm, well, me and Jaune kind of... have a thing.
Yang: Et tu, Rubes?
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razorblade180 · 2 months
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Yang:Truth or Dare?
Emerald:Fuck it, dare.
Yang:I dare you to call Mercury and tell him that you want to get back together.
Emerald:You’re actually a menace.
Weiss:This is why you shouldn’t play.
Yang:C’mon it’s all in good fun.
Blake:You still talk about him.
Emerald:And? That’s not gonna stop him from being all smug about this. Ugh. *dials number*
Ruby:Put it on speaker.
Emerald:Shush. Give me a sec will ya?
Mercury:*groans* Hello…?
Emerald:H-Hey. Did I wake you? Sorry.
Mercury:It’s whatever. What’s up? You stranded somewhere?
Emerald:No…*blushes* I just..miss you. I miss us.
Mercury:….
Mercury:Nah, you’re just ovulating.
Call ends
Emerald:….
RBY: *mouth covered*
Weiss:That was…the last thing I expected.
Yang:*tearing up* Holy shit, that was such a sucker punch. Em, I’m sorry, but what the fuck did you do to that boy?
Emerald:Me!?
Blake:He woke up, asked if you needed help, and apparently knows your cycle!? He didn’t even believe you!
Emerald:It’s complicated! *looks at scroll* Damnit, I’m pissed! Ruby, truth or fucking dare.
Ruby:I think you two can work things out.
Emerald:I said Truth or Dare!
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superiorsturgeon · 4 months
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Ruby: You know that old superstition that a black cat crossing your path is bad luck?
Weiss: Of course. Everyone has heard that.
Ruby: I’m beginning to think there’s something to the old saying…
Ruby: *points*
Yang: *carrying a stack of heavy boxes*
Blake: *wearing tight pants, walks in front of Yang* Hey Yang~! 😘
Yang: *follows Blake’s butt with her eyes* 😯
Yang: *walks right into a wall*
Yang: *drops heavy boxes everywhere*
Yang: *trips over a dropped box and falls down a nearby staircase onto Jaune and Ren who are carrying a large tv below*
Yang/Ren/Jaune: *lying in a tangled heap of limbs and shattered tv components*
Yang: 😵‍💫
Ren: 😵‍💫
Jaune: 😵‍💫
Ruby: That’s the fourth time this week!
Weiss: I suppose every myth has a tiny grain of truth hidden deep.
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brokentrafficknight · 4 months
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Ruby: *Does literally anything remotely cute or sexy*
Jaune:
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madman479r · 6 months
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Here the whole time
**Team RWBY fighting Grimm on Earth**
Weiss: **kills grimm** They just keep coming!
Yang: **Punches grimm, breathing heavily** Yeah... and am I... the only one... getting tired?
Blake: Yeah... me too.
Ruby: We can't stop now! **sees large wave of approaching grimm** Get ready, team!
**Grimm thundering towards a tired team RWBY but suddenly get cut down by a barrage of green bullets and rockets**
Ruby: Huh? **turns to see a green floating figure in the sky** Oh! It's Jessica! Thanks Je-
**Figure gets closer to reveal...**
RWBY: JAUNE?!
Jaune (Green Lantern): Hey there, guys!
Weiss: What the- You're here too?!
Ruby: And you're a green lantern like Jessica?
Jaune: Yeeeup! And I gotta say, this ring is awesome! These constructs are so cool! I don't know how Weiss doesn't make more summons more often.
Yang: You've been here this whole time?! Where the hell were you?!
Jaune: Well that's the thing. As soon as I got this ring I was taken to this planet full of other Green Lanterns called Oa, and trained to use the ring by some scary yet cool guy called Kilowog. I heard there was trouble on Earth so I came by to help out.
Ruby: Good timing too. Kinda running on fumes now.
Jaune: Well take a breather. I got this, Ruby, Yang, Weiss and-... **Looks at Blake**
Blake: what? Why is he looking at me funny? Oh, it's probably my lack of cat ear-
Jaune: CINDER! **Makes a large cannon**
Blake: Oh shit.
**Extra**
Jessica: Alright, east side of town is clear, I'm gonna check on team RW-... **Looks off into the distance**
Superman: Hmm? Jess? What's wrong?
Jessica: I... I can sense it. It's here... the Arc booty.
Black Canary:... Did i just hear her right?
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howlingday · 1 month
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So I don't remember the name but there was a cyanide and happiness video where a guy planned to beat up the biggest guy in prison but everyone turned on him because he also beat the niciset guy. So what if Jaune goes to prison for faking his transcipts and becomes super popular and friendly with the people their.
Emerald: So... You scared about going to school? Y'know, since it's the first time you've ever gone to a school?
Mercury: Eh, not really. See, school is just like prison. All I gotta do is beat up the biggest guy in the cafeteria. Once I whack him to the ground, BAM! Instant respect~!
Goodwitch: HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP! BOTH OF YOU!
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Jaune: (Eating lunch)
Mercury: (Dropkicks Jaune, Repeatedly gut kicks him)
Jaune: (Rolls over, Crying)
Yang: Hey! That guy just beat up Jaune the Bear Hugger!
Ruby: Jaune the Bear Hugger?! But... But he's the nicest guy at Beacon!
Blake: Let's beat and do nothing else to him!
Jaune: (Stands up, Holds RWBY back)
Jaune: (Hugs Mercury)
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pilot-boi · 1 year
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The four genders or something
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