Tumgik
#vampire pirate
midnight-illustrator · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
My first Art Fight attack! This was for @mothramm , of their character Michael Horne! I love Vampires and Pirates, and I love a man with luxurious hair, so this ticked just about all my boxes :)
(Edit, tumblr is doing what tumblr does, so go full screen for full detail 💕)
12 notes · View notes
kazsartcorner · 1 year
Text
Vampire Fleet Admiral
Tumblr media
A vampiric pirate clad in heavy cursed armour, thick pipes of treated leviathan skin connect various pressurised tanks, however rather than containing life sustaining air they hold blood that with the turn of a dial, the squeeze of a pump or the push of a button can dispense a supply of blood for the wearer implying that the suit either cannot be removed or is intended to be worn for extendend periods of time.
10 notes · View notes
jollyoldfool · 2 years
Text
I think a comedy about a pirate who contracted vampirism and has absolutely no idea what's going on would be fun to watch
8 notes · View notes
kayrosebee · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Oct 31, 2022
304/365
Happy Halloween 🧛‍♂️🏴‍☠️
💙
3 notes · View notes
wierdartistmarcell · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media
I made a character, and I wanna share him. No fandom or anything related to this one. Just your average vampirate. Or, as i peefer: Vampyrate.
0 notes
Text
if you’re gay then you dream of being at least one of these
feel free to replace gay with bi, pan, lesbian, ace, etc.
(and yes i did delete the original poll so i could add the gay vampire option)
17K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
5K notes · View notes
cloudofbutterflies · 5 months
Text
2K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
8K notes · View notes
glorious-void · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
A swashbuckling vampire for all you gays 🤗
663 notes · View notes
goobersplat · 20 days
Text
Tumblr media
24 Halloween Rubber Ducks
527 notes · View notes
drathe · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media
Safe harbor
2K notes · View notes
askmrtorgue · 10 months
Text
HEY! YOU THERE! WANT TO PLAY A TABLETOP ADVENTURE WITH A PROFESSIONAL STORYTELLER?
Tumblr media
I'M MISTER TORGUE, AND THE NERD WHO HELPS ME LOG INTO THIS ACCOUNT ASKED ME TO DO AN AD FOR HIS SERVICES. I TOLD HIM I WOULD, BUT ONLY IF I GOT TO WRITE IT MYSELF. SO STRAP IN, DUMPSUCKS. IT'S PRODUCT PLACEMENT TIME:
--
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY DUNGEONS & DRAGONS BUT YOU CAN'T FIND SOMEONE TO RUN YOUR GAMES?
ARE YOU FED UP WITH A GAME MASTER WHO WON'T LET YOU STRAIGHT-UP MAKE OUT WITH THE VILLAINS OF THEIR STORY?
DO YOU WANT WANT TO LEARN TABLETOP RPGS BUT EVERYONE WHO TRIES TO EXPLAIN IT USES THINGS LIKE MATH AND SPREADSHEETS AND YOU CAN'T STOP THEM BECAUSE FATAL SUPLEXES ARE ILLEGAL ON YOUR PLANET?
THEN YOU NEED BENCOMPETENCE, PROFESSIONAL STORYTELLER AND GAME MASTER.
BRAOOWWWWW-CHICKABRAOW EXPLOSION NOISE HEREEEEEEEE!
BENCOMPETENCE HAS RUN OVER 100 PROFESSIONAL GAMES OF TABLETOP GAMES, INCLUDING DUNGEONS & DRAGONS, CITY OF MIST AND MORE. HE HAS 100% POSITIVE REVIEWS FROM HIS CLIENTS, WHICH IS PROBABLY MORE THAN 34%.
NOT ONLY DOES BEN OWN A PAIR OF CAT-EAR HEADPHONES, HE EXCELS AT RIPPING YOUR HEART STRAIGHT OUT OF ITS RIBCAGE USING NOTHING BUT COMPELLING, ROMANCEABLE CHARACTERS AND BADASS EPIC ADVENTURES. IN FACT, EVEN HIS VILLAINS ARE SEXY AS F*CK. JUST CHECK OUT THIS VAMPIRE FROM ONE OF HIS CAMPAIGNS:
Tumblr media
THIS DEATH DADDY IS ABSOLUTELY ABOUT TO KILL ME AND I DON'T GIVEN EVEN A SINGLE F*CK.
NOT YOUR STYLE? NO PROBLEM, PLAYER, HE ALSO OFFERS TERRIFYING MURDER MOMMIES!
Tumblr media
THIS WOMAN COULD DRINK MY BLOOD AND I WOULD SAY "THANK YOU"
WANT TO GET EVEN MORE NUTS!? HOW ABOUT BEING A SH*TLOAD OF PIRATES THAT FIGHT MINDFLAYERS AND TENTACLE BEASTS!?
OR MAYBE EVEN ROMANCES THE TENTACLES BEAST?? I DON'T JUDGE
YOU DO YOU!!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
THERE IS A 4% CHANCE THIS TENTACLED ABOMINATION WILL CUDDLE ME AND NOT EAT MY BRAINS AND I LIKE THOSE ODDS!!!
BENCOMPETENCE'S GAMES ARE INCLUSIVE AF AND BEGINNER-FRIENDLY, BECAUSE GATEKEEPING IS FOR SH*THEELS AND TRASHGUZZLERS. WHETHER YOU'RE BRAND NEW OR HAVE PLAYED A QUILLION SESSIONS, YOU WILL BE RIGHT AT HOME. ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU GET IN THERE AND KICK THE NARRATIVE'S ASS RIGHT IN ITS D*CK.
HE ALSO ASKED ME TO TELL YOU THAT SESSION 0'S ARE FREE, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS!
WANT TO JOIN A TABLE? THEN LISTEN UP, F*CKTRUCKS, BECAUSE IT'S LIST TIME:
FIGHT OR MAYBE MAKE OUT WITH HOT EVIL VAMPIRES IN CURSE OF STRAHD (NOW AVAILABLE IN DEATH DADDY AND MURDER MOMMY)
I AM NOW STARING AT THE VAMPIRE AGAIN AND FORGOT THE NEXT BULLET POINT
JOIN CALL FROM THE DEEP , BE PIRATES, AND BLOW UP THE ENTIRE F*CKING OCEAN!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!
SOMETHING ABOUT LEARNING TABLETOP RPGS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A DISCOUNTED SESSION
THERE'S A LOT MORE TO SAY, BUT THE NERD WRITING THIS SCRIPT STARTED TALKING ABOUT CHARACTER SHEETS AND SOMETHING CALLED NARRATIVE AGENCY, SO I HAD TO BEAT HIM WITH A FOLDING CHAIR UNTIL HE STOPPED. YOU CAN HELP PAY FOR THE BODYCAST I PUT HIM IN BY SIGNING UP TODAY!
END OF ADVERTISEMENT.
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
shrimpscrawling · 9 months
Text
2K notes · View notes
ineffable-romantics · 9 months
Text
If witches and zombies exist in Good Omens, it begs the question what other supernatural entities might exist as well, and if Blackbeard and Stede Bonnet are actual historical figures, there is therefore no real evidence that Our Flag Means Death, What We Do In The Shadows, and Good Omens don't exist simultaneously within the same universe. In this essay, I will-
1K notes · View notes
serotoninswitch · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes