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frappegoddess · 2 days
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Well
It had to start somewhere lmao
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purest-chaos · 2 days
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I wanted a second season of My adventures with Superman with a Enemies to friends arc with Superman and Batman where Clark teaches Bruce about letting people in and the power of friendship. But still, I'm SO excited to see Kara omgg
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iwannabealice · 3 months
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clark: i met this boy last night that seemed to really hate you
bruce: that could be anyone, what did he look like?
clark: tall, white, dark hair, really big-
bruce: ah, that’d be jason. my son
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miaowmelodie · 4 months
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Imagine with me:
Batman made new suits to make all the batfam impossible to detect through any means because of a villain from the future with super advanced technology (possibly a future where the technology has been advanced through hybridization with alien technology or something).
What if the technology he uses for the suits make it so they're not only undetectable to the villain but to Superman too?
Like poor Clark could be just chilling with a book or something and out of the blue he stops hearing the heartbeats of the whole batfam?
He'd try to call them but since they need to be 100% undetectable the first thing they did was get rid of their phones.
It would be especially hilarious if when Bruce made the suits he didn't realize they were Clark-proof as well.
Like the day after he goes to the league's meeting that they'd planned and everyone's wearing black and mourning them while Clark's in front of a board with red string with pictures of all the villains that Batman's ever pissed off trying to understand who did it...and Bat's so confused.
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dzasta15 · 7 months
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so that newest superman cowboy design huh
edit: bonus
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atomicowboy · 7 days
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redraw based off this post :) i love them
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maybe don’t ask him to put you down mid-flight.
just a suggestion
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allthegothihopgirls · 27 days
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clark grounds jonathan from his phone, and promptly receives a message from damian saying.
"Clark,
I am aware of the need for consequence in a child's upbringing. However, Jon and I have important matters to attend to, which you have interrupted by disallowing his use of a mobile device. I do not deem it necessary to inform you of the explicit details of those matters, but you must know that they are of an urgent nature.
May I have you reminded of who carries the Green K on them at all times, and whom that could be fatal to.
Regards, Damian"
bruce actually laughs when clark shows him.
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robinsleeping · 4 months
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DAMIAN, JON DIDN’T BREAK HER 😭
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Even if it’s not canon, it’s canon in my heart.
MAD Magazine #7 (2019)
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frappegoddess · 10 days
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"Lex Luthor is racist" Striking accusations from local billionaire and bachelor, Bruce Wayne.
(A headline from Gotham Gazette, after an inebriated Brucie Wayne, complained he was racist after Lex Luthor said his child couldn't come into the bar)
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Reporter: Mr. Wayne, do you really believe the that the backlash Lex Luthor received was justifiable?
Brucie, who is again, drunk af: LexCorp shoulda crumble waaaayyyyy sooner, was about time. S'not just my son, but Superman too! They have some beef that goes beyond Superman foiling his plans, it's cuz he's an alien.
Reporter: Why do you believe that is Mr. Wayne?
Brucie: Cuz Superman is ten times hotter than he is :)
Reporter: Are you outwardly expressing your interest in the Metropolitan hero? Does this mean your cheating on Batman.
Brucie: Nah, I'm just his sugar daddy.
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Clark, hearing this from the Watchtower: *Head in his hands, blushing profusely*
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Word of this gets back to the Justice League, hilariously, through their sidekicks, further solidifying the theory that Batman and Superman are dating.
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hyperfixatedfandomer · 5 months
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It took us a bazillion yers to get here, but James Olsen was finally done justice. For once he looks youthful 😭
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iamafanofcartoons · 7 months
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EVEN BETTER! RWBY X JUSTICE LEAGUE PART 2
Is a movie I MUST WATCH!
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puppiesandnightlock · 21 days
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You don’t understand im having a melt down over this WHY ARE ALL THE FUCKING LEAKS SO GAY??? M A Y B E B C T H E Y A R E G A Y
fucking come on dc what the fuck are y’all trying to say at this point their playing a long af game of gay chicken raising a daughter this is ludicrousy
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ryemiffie · 29 days
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Dc incorrect quotes with quotes from my day:
Tim: Oh go suck a dick!
Kon el: Will it be yours?!
Tim: ??
Tim: No??
Kon el: Then I don't want it!
Tim: ??
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funnyexel · 7 months
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imagine your ex is dark superman...
“I wish it didn’t have to be this way.”
He utters lowly, his warm breath dancing on your cheek as you tremble under his gaze. The coldness and stuffy feeling of the room, effecting your mental.
“you- you're acting crazy.” Swallowing thickly, you hesitantly look up to his darkened eyes, afraid of this unfamiliar man.
As the adjective left your lips its like his eyes lit up in the slightest. Almost in a twisted amusement at the negative connotation. Feeling your legs wobble as you slide down the wall he pushed you against, he follows your movements. Lowering himself down with you as his hands loosely hold onto your biceps.
“why? why this?” You were limited to a few words at a time, the icky feeling you feel under his gaze, stopping you from expressing yourself how you usually would. And he could tell. You're not as talkative as he remembers.
Stooping down, he studies your scarce movements. And all he wants to do is kiss the tears off your cheeks, and take you out your fetal position. Carry you to his bed, caress your goosebump ridden skin gently, so gently you won't believe your eyes when you watch him undress you with such patience. He wants to move his large hands down your thighs and squeeze on the soft skin, gently. Remember?
He wants to show you how gently he can be when he licks your pussy, not like a starved man but as a past lover that desperately wants to rekindle the forcibly blown out flame. He will delicately hold your legs down and make you cum on his tongue until you're shaking for a more pleasurable reason.
He wants to pound the idea of you getting back together into your head, permanently.
But then again that's a want, not a will....
Yet.
You stare at him, wanting an answer. Obviously not noticing how he mentally disassociated by the innocent look in your eye.
"I love you."
He says.
"I love you so much. I gave you time. Three years, to figure yourself out and you still needed a push to come back to me. You need me, baby."
He states firmly, speaking down to you as if you're an under developed and confused teen. Shaking your head, while you eye him in disbelief. You don't know how to respond.
"You love me baby. Say it."
He inches closer to your face. Glancing down to your lips and back up to your wide eyes.
"That's all you have to say and it's all over. We stop this silly little game of chase. Okay?"
He utters these words, which successfully make you feel insane. Looking up to his dreamy blue eyes and defined jaw, a dangerous combination with his deep and husky voice. You feel your thoughts being overtaken by his corrupt words. His warped thinking seeping into your mind and making you his little toy. Even with your kicking and screaming, he'll make you his again. He'll do what he wants.
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