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dana-is-snax · 3 months

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ST*RKERS DNI

#yeah i keep on breaking my heart w shit like this #tony stark #howard stark #harley keener #peter parker #morgan stark #mcu #iron dad and spider son #original quote

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theglamorousferal · 1 month

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Tony keeps in touch with Harley post IM3.

Tony hacks into Harley's school to see what his grades are and it not clocking that he could literally just ask about it.

Tony keeping up with the Keener’s via twice monthly phone calls that turn into weekly ones that turn into Tony and Mrs. Keener texting back and forth.

Tony invites the kid to visit during a school break where they both just tinker with things. Harley is nervous at first until they meet up again and they start snarking back and forth.

At least one minor fire or explosion happens. If asked, neither know what started it. (Tony was wiring a gauntlet and Harley jokingly called him Dad when Tony told him he had to do his homework.)

The Keener’s visit for a week in the summertime, Tony has bought the lake house earlier to have a place away from people. Mrs. Keener and Pepper get along pretty well and both the kids like Pepper, so Tony counts it as a win.

Tony offers to pay for Harley and his sister's education and Mrs. Keener took him up on it because there was no way she’d be able to afford to send both her kids to college unless one of them got a free ride and Tony shows he cares by spending money and making sure those he cares about are safe and comfortable.

Harley spends the summer before his freshman year of high school with Tony. Tony finds a used classic car and they spend the summer rebuilding it and upgrading the engine to run clean.

Tony finds Spider-Man and finds out he’s a year older than Harley. Tony panics because here’s another kid genius but this one's in way over his head and will stay in over his head regardless of if he has support or proper equipment. Tony decides that no one else is gonna help this kid and give him as much protection as he could if he built him a suit, so he does just that.

Tony finds out about Midtown through Peter and approaches Mrs. Keener with an opportunity for Harley. (It's a genius school and it's practically a feeder to MIT, it'll be great.) Harley moves into the tower that Tony has kept here because he has reason to stay in the city.

Tony is a lot better at dealing with a kid because he's been hanging out with Harley so long, so he invites Peter over to meet Harley and have lab time.

Harley just quips “so you’re my replacement?” to Peter and Peter immediately panicking and stuttering over himself while Harley howls with laughter.

Harley helps Peter learn to be more comfortable around Tony by roasting Tony for twenty straight minutes and after a month of lab days enlists Peter's help in making a program for FRIDAY to blast Barbie Girl when Tony has spent 24 hours or more in the lab.

Peter asks Harley to hang out with Ned outside of lab days. The three of them end up building a LEGO Deathstar and have drawn up the plans to be able to make it hover the next lab day.

Peter and Harley become thick as thieves and get to the point of that weird twin telepathy especially when it comes to being sassy.

One school break the three of them didn't go outside for the first four days, just spending most of the time in the lab so Pepper comes in and orders them to go outside for once my god Tony. Take them to your favorite burger place, I don't care, just be outside.

This leads to the three of them getting Pap'd. ("Yeah, I was out to lunch with my two interns, what's the matter with that?" is the quote above a picture of him laughing as the two boys pretend their straw wrappers are mustaches.)

This leads Tony to realize that he hadn't actually gotten the boys registered as his interns and remedies this immediately. (with backpay into a trust for each of them(Harley already gets an allowance, Tony has no idea how much is the proper amount to give to a 14 year old, and so usually gives him a few of whatever bills are in his wallet.))

Tony decides that now that they're officially employees of SI, that means they get to check out the place and so brings them down to R&D where everybody is immediately charmed by Peter and amused by Harley. The boys end up talking to the interns on the floor while Tony discusses the latest StarkPad.

One lab day both Harley and Peter look exhausted but Peter still showed up for lab time so they make their way there. Tony takes one look at them and asks FRIDAY to scan them, they both have fevers and he herds them into his living room.

Tony orders all the cold remedies he can think of to be brought up to the penthouse. Tony instructs the boys to pick a movie while he gathers blankets and dumps them on the boys.

Tony frantically texting Harley's mom and May asking them what he should do I've never taken care of a sick kid before, there are two of them, what do I do??

May asks Tony if Peter can stay the night because she's working a double that she can't get out of. He says yes if she can tell him what to do for sick kids because Harley's mom hasn't been able to respond.

Tony ends up joining the boys on the couch after forcing each of them to take cold medicine and thrusting a bowl of chicken noodle soup into each of their hands. Tony's in between the boys.

Over the course of WALL-E each boy begins to sag eventually trapping Tony on the couch. He's got one drooling in his shoulder and another drooling on his thigh. He asks FRIDAY to take several pictures before going back to his work on his StarkPad.

This starts Peter staying over whenever May is working night shifts. Then staying over every other weekend. Then Tony invites May and Peter to go on vacation to the lake house for a few days in the summer.

The Keener family is also present and May, Pepper and Mrs. Keener get on like a house on fire. Peter loves playing with Abbie with Harley. Three group chats are made that day. The adults in a co-parenting chat, the ladies in an exasperated with our geniuses chat and the kids in a sass and meme chat.

Just, Tony becomes a dad to two brilliant boys (and maybe one of the boy's baby sisters too depending how you want to write her).

#fanfic #long post #tony stark #peter parker #may parker #harley keener #irondad #spiderson #potato son #pepper potts #ironfam #starkers dni #irondad and spiderson #iron man #iron man 3 #pepperony #spiderman

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marvel-lous-guy · 10 months

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Tony: What do you do if someone insults you?

Peter: be the bigger person

Harley: that's such a basic bitch answer

Tony: Peter, wrong. I taught you better than that. Harley, continue

Harley: Why be the bigger person? When you could be the problem

Tony: beautiful.

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two-sheep-in-one-wolfs-clothing · 6 months

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if i were to write a parkner princess diaries au, which one would play the role of mia? please help lol

(peter would still be spider-man)

#i’m thinking pepper as queen clarisse #but she’d be stepmother instead of grandmother #so she married tony after he had his son #parkner #parley #peter parker x harley keener #peter parker #harley keener #spider-man #the princess diaries

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emmedoesntdomath · 1 year

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currently planning out a couple different fanfics, so…

I’m like,,, actually wondering what people think, so please reblog and share so we get some actual results.

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ohheyfullmetal · 2 years

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i’d like to thank the marvel franchise for giving every emotionally strained man at least one child <3

#marvel #accidental adoption #parental stephen strange #parental figures #parental tony stark #iron dad #spider son #morgan stark #america chavez #harley keener #thor love and thunder #kamala khan #dont worry rest of the guys #your children will be here eventually #i have extreme daddy issues lol

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spiderbae2319 · 6 months

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I was sitting in my room when, for no reason, this popped into my head…

Isn’t it devastating that Tony didn’t live to see Riri and her Ironheart suit

Now she’ll never get a mentor/superhero dad and a swath of super-pseudo-siblings

Just because Peter didn’t want to be the next Iron man, didn’t mean no one did…

#iron man #rip tony stark #avengers endgame #endgame #black panther wakanda forever #riri williams #ironheart #peter parker #harley keener #spiderman #iron dad #iron dad spider son #nebula #tony stark #proud dad #dad tony stark

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azerishi · 2 years

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Peter: *drinks all of the coffee meant for Tony, surprise hugs him and at the same time gives him a heart attack, and blows 2 of Tony's labs all in the span of one (1) afternoon*

Harley: How do you cry when your sandwich falls apart, but then be able to do this with no fear?

Tony, fighting off a forming headache: I've already fallen apart so it’s too late for him to cry about it.

#incorrect peter parker #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect tony stark #incorrect marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #irondad and spiderson #iron dad #spider son #incorrect harley keener quotes #i shit you not i posted this without tags and checked later like wtf where's my one hearter i feel betrayal #and then i noticed my clownery

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idk-bruh-20 · 2 years

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Irondad fic ideas #12

A lot of Tony Stark's villains seem to come from the gulf between what people want from him and what he actually gives them. Whether he was an ass about it or just a human person, they end up feeling wronged - robbed of something that was rightfully theirs. Fic where Harley Keener becomes a villain out of this resentment. His insecurities become the feeling that he was owed a father figure, and Tony left him behind with just some toys. Already started down this path of bitterness, everything gets worse when he learns of Peter Parker.

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thebeeswantarson · 2 years

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Peter and Harley at the top of their lungs: “NOW YOUR SLEEPING IN THE BED WE MADE, DON’T YOU DARE FORGET ABOUT THE WAY YOU BETRAYED ME~”

Rodney: “have either on them actually been in a relationship before?”

Tony honestly just completely done with his children: “no, and they never will if I can help it.”

#iron dad #iron sons #peter parker #harley keener #tony stark #inncorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes

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pandagirl45 · 10 months

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Peter:...so your dad gave your dad Rizzoli?

Harley: *kicks Peter chair out from under him*

Peter: *laughing*

Shuri: rizzed up on a tuesday

Harley: I'm quitting the team! *stomps off then comes back* and Bucky rizzed up Tony you plebians! *stops off*

Wade: *laughing with peter*

Kamala: that is so much information I didn't need *giggles a little*

#tony stark #bucky barnes #winteriron #harley being their son #harley keener #peter parker #peter parker is a little shit #wade wilson is a little shit too #wade wilson #kamala khan #shuri #this was dumb #this is a shitpost #lol i was thinking about a video i saw

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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Harley: Hey, Tony, there's a small get together after school this Friday

Tony: Oh yeah, how small?

Peter: Just you, us and the principle

Tony: ...

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swimminginstarlight · 10 months

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asking for a friend, would anyone read a post-endgame fix it fic mostly focusing on the avengers' healing/recovery? the romances im thinking of putting in (either central or side) will be in the tags :)

++ alive nat and tony

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riseuplikeglitterandgold · 1 year

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idk if anyone is gonna see this but ~IF~ i wrote a valentine's day fic, which 'verse would you want it to be for?

Hardest Lessons 'verse (bio AU)

Two Worlds 'verse (adoption AU)

standalone (probably at least 90% canon-compliant, teen Peter, Stark internship, etc)

i don't have polls yet so you're gonna have to put requests in the replies or send me an ask (maybe with some suggestions for what the fic could be about, because I don't have any ideas beyond "valentine's day fic")

#im not gonna write anything unless people actually want it because i don't have any plans i just think holiday fics are cute #marvel #iron dad #iron dad and spider son #tony stark #peter parker #harley keener #i have very low expectations for response to this post

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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 2 years

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Rhodes, walking into the lab to find Tony, Peter, and Harley: Happy Wednesday, my nerds!

#source: criminal minds #mcu #marvel #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #james rhodes #tony and rhodey #tony stark #harley and peter #harley keener #Peter Parker #spider man #iron man #iron dad and spider son #iron dads #spider son

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rebelmeg · 1 year

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Rebelmeg Drabbles - Chapter 25: Cycle of Shame

Summary: Tony's first conscious thought that he wants to break the cycle of shame.

Notes: For my @tonystarkbingo square T5 - anger issues!

Clank.

“Not a good idea—”

“Whoops.” The kid looked up sheepishly, holding the armor’s finger.

“What are you doing? You’re gonna break his finger? He’s in pain, he’s been injured, leave him alone.”

“S-sorry.”

“Are you?”

As soon as the flood of sharp words were out of his mouth, Tony wished he had bitten them back. His swell of anger had been unreasonable, and the kid didn’t deserve that. No kid ever deserved that. And he wanted to be… different than what he’d been raised with. He hadn’t really realized it until now.

“Don’t worry about it, I’ll fix it.”

#rebelmeg's fanfic #tonystarkbingo #tsb6 #tony stark bingo round 6 #fanfic #drabble #mcu #tony stark #harley keener #dad tony #iron dad #im3 #potato gun son

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