#source: criminal minds

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: *points gun at Bruce*

Bruce: I don't believe in guns.

Jason: Well, trust me, they're very real.

#source: criminal minds #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw gun mention

[harringroveera]

They never put Billy on speaker ever again

#harringrove #traumatize the kids is what they do (even if it’s not intentional) #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #billy hargrove x steve harrington #incorrect harringrove quotes #max mayfield #dustin henderson #harringroveera #harringrove textpost #incorrect billy hargrove quotes #incorrect steve harrington #source: criminal minds #harringrove meme #steve x billy #steve harrington meme #billy hargrove meme #steve harrington x billy hargrove #harringrove edit

[raphael-angele]

Jason In The Kitchen

Jason, cooking with Damian:

Damian, cutting himself with a knife while chopping onions: Ow!

Jason, turning to him and looking at the small cut: Aw, habibi, I told you to be careful. C'mon, let's go put a bandaid on that.

---

Jason, cooking with Dick:

Taste testing a meal:

Dick: How is it?

Jason: The pancetta tastes weird

Dick: Oh, that's cuz it's tofu

Jason: ...what?

Dick: It's tofu.

Jason: Dick, I trusted you to help me and give a recipe and you turn on my back and do an improv?

Dick: I followed it down to the micro besides the pig!

Jason: ...Get out.(⇀‸↼‶)⊃

---

Jason, cooking with Tim:

Making a cake:

Tim: What's next?

Jason: Well, we got the flour, the milk, now we add three eggs

Tim: Simple enough. One, two, three *puts literal eggs into the bowl and starts mixing*

Jason:

Tim: Jay, I think there's something wrong here

Jason: You're suppose to break the eggs, replacement. (－‸ ლ)

Tim: Of course! *Breaks eggs with hand and puts them back in the bowl and then aggressively whisks*

Jason: Tim

Tim: *still whisking*

Jason: Tim

Tim: *still whisking*

Jason: Timmy

Tim: *stops whisking* ...get out?

Jason: And give that to me *snatches whisk* you have no right to hold a whisk

#dc comics #robin #dc #damian wayne #batfam #batfamily #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #red robin #nightwing #red hood #alfred pennyworth #batkids #incorrect batfam #batfamily incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: hannah montana #source: criminal minds

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

*Y/N on speakerphone with Frank and Matt*

Matt: Thanks, Y/N

Y/N: You, my fine, furry friends, are welcome

Y/N: *hangs up*

Frank: Remind me to have her drug tested later

#source: criminal minds #daredevil incorrect quotes #the punisher incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #mcu #mcu x reader #daredevil x reader #daredevil #the punisher #the punisher x reader #frank castle #frank castle x reader #frank castle x reader platonic #matt murdock #matt murdock x reader #matt murdock x reader platonic

[incorrect-web-novels]

Lan Qiren: [chewing Wei Wuxian out]

Wei Wuxian: Yeah, okay, Dad.

Lan Qiren: Wei Wuxian...

Wei Wuxian: Yeah?

Lan Qiren: Don’t ever call me Dad again [leaves]

Wei Wuxian [to Nie Huaisang]: How do you think he’d feel about Mom?

Nie Huaisang: Let me know when you’re going to do that, so I can run.

#source: criminal minds #wei wuxian #lan qiren #nie huaisang #mdzs #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #my quotes #queue

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

River: Contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy.

Amy: You don't often hear "popular" and "decapitation" in the same sentence.

#doctor who #incorrect quotes #doctor who incorrect quotes #source: criminal minds #river song #melody pond #amy pond #Alex Kingston #karen gillan

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Tom, teaching shop class: You alright?

Ethan, holding a drill upside down: Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.

Tom, taking the drill away: Ethan, don't ever call me Dad again.

Ethan to Lex: How'd you think he'll feel about Mom?

Lex: Let me know when you're going to do that so I can run.

#source: criminal minds #im writing my own aus at this point #i love teacher tom houston #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #incorrect blackfriday #starkid black friday #black friday musical #ethan green #tom houston #lex foster

[cod-dump]

Soap: *gasp* You do know what this means?

Gaz: What?

Soap: We'll be able to find out if Ghost is really a natural blond.

Gaz: I think that's exactly the kind of thing that gets you kicked out of command meetings.

#submission #source: criminal minds #THEY WANNA KNOW SO BAD #call of duty #modern warfare #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda, about Natasha: She’s funny, beautiful, smart…

Pietro: Can’t be too smart if she went out with you…

#source: criminal minds #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff incorrect quotes #scarlet witch #natasha romanoff #wandanat #scarlet widow #pietro maximoff #pietro maximoff incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Ten, preparing to reunite with Rose in Journey's End: What if she doesn't like me anymore?

Donna: Why wouldn't she like you?

Ten: Because I'm weird! My hair is perpetually unkempt, I can never stop talking, my voice is too high pitched, my glasses are daft...

Donna: Oh, come on, Doctor; that's not true! Your voice is fine.

Ten:

#source: criminal minds #doctor who #10th doctor #tenth doctor #funny doctor who #incorrect doctor who quotes #incorrect tenth doctor #incorrect donna noble #donna noble #the doctor and donna #donna noble my beloved #doctor who series 4 #doctor who season 4 #tenrose #timepetals #ten x rose #the doctor and rose

[pinkydee10]

Arackniss: *answers phone* Talk to me, noodle.

Pentious: First of all, you’re on restriction from my inner Lamborghini.

Arackniss:…Pen-

Pentious: I mean it. This high performance engine may purr like a puma on the prowl, but this time Nissy, you have seriously overheated my engines and I will require some cool down laps upon your return if you know what I mean.

Arackniss: Pretty boy, you’re on speaker.

Pentious:…I knew that

#incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #sir pentious #arackniss #pentniss #source: criminal minds

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: When you have a family, you’ll be bound together through space and time for the next 500 years. Which means in the year 2522, I’m going to get back at my son for that practical joke he played on me last week.

#source: criminal minds #bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #duke thomas #signal #damian wayne #robin #cullen row #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[blue-rose-soul]

[Charlie's convinced everyone to help her recruit more sinners to the redemption project.]

Charlie: How'd you guys do?

Angel Dust: Well, Smiles got propositioned by every single hooker we talked to-

Alastor: [Weary sigh.]

Angel Dust: -but we didn't get a single sucker to sign up.

#incorrect quotes #source: Criminal Minds #Hazbin Hotel #Charlie Morningstar #Angel Dust #Alastor #Angel Dust is loving every second of this btw

[raphael-angele]

If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 24 (Halloween Edition)

Persephone, entering the room: Okay, I know some of you may know that Nico was a little nervous to go trick or treating this year. But he decided to go anyway

Patroclus: Great, what changed his mind?

Persephone: Well, you guys did, actually. I told him that maybe he should go out there and fight the monsters who try to hurt kids like him

Achilles: So he wants to be a demigod?

Hades: like the Jackson kid?

Persephone: Not exactly.

Nico (walking with Bianca): *entering the room dressed like Zagreus*

Zagreus: YAAAAAAAASSSS!!!

Nico: *giggles then runs over to him*

Zagreus: You look great, Nico! Let's put this on here *puts a small dummy sword on his belt*

Patroclus: He's official!

Bianca, whispering to Nico: Tell him

Nico: IT'S ALL CAPES!!

Zagreus: *laughing his ass off*

Persephone: *snorts*

Hades:

Achilles: *smiling to himself* ...no monster stands a chance

#pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #nico di angelo #in hadesxpjo and hades raised them #hades video game #hades #zagreus #persephone #achilles #patroclus #patrochilles #bianca di angelo #hades game #criminal minds #source: criminal minds #percy jackson incorrect quotes #pjo incorrect quotes #incorrect percy jackson quotes #incorrect quotes #incor

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: See this? This is my ‘I don’t care’ face

Daryl: That’s yer normal face

#source: criminal minds #the walking dead incorrect quotes #twd incorrect quotes #the walking dead #twd #twd x reader #the walking dead x reader #daryl dixon x reader #daryl dixon #daryl dixon x reader platonic

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: He’s funny, beautiful, smart… Erica: Can’t be too smart if he went out with you…

#teen wolf #derica #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #erica reyes #gage golightly #source: criminal minds