#literally Sam Wilson is a good bro all over again

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The right universe.

Summary: After Y/N's life turns upside down, she's full of grief. Somehow, one day, she manages to travel to the MCU, where she meets her favorite characters, including a certain god who seems willing to establish a friendship with her. Suddenly she's enwrapped in this new world, where everything she loved in a screen is now reality. How will she react? Will she be able to deal with the ghosts that haunt her? Or will she let them consume her? Will she be open to accept the love she is offered? Read to find out!

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Category: F/M.

Relationships: Loki/reader.

Characters: Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Vision (Marvel), Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Stephen Strange, Nick Fury, Maria Hill, Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker, other minor appearances of other characters but these are the main ones, Pepper Potts, Loki (Marvel).

Additional tags: Loki/reader - Freeform, Avenger Loki (Marvel), Loki & Tony Stark Friendship, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Smut, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Fluffyfest, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Pining a lot because we love to suffer, Domestic Avengers, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Tony Stark is a parental figure, Natasha Romanov Is a Good Bro, Everyone is a good bro, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, y/n, After Infinity War but no one died and the purple bitch was defeated, Missions, Y/N is a universe traveller, Grief, Therapy, Protective Loki (Marvel), Loki in love.

MASTERLIST OF THE STORY

Chapter 3: The first movie night. 

“Come on James!” Sam yelled at Bucky. “Pass me the damn musketeers.”

Everyone else just rolled their eyes at their childish antics.

“What are we watching today?” Clint asked Tony who had the remote in his hand.

“Since it is Y/N's first movie night, she can do the honors.” The billionaire said. The young woman in question looked at him a bit scared.

“I-” She breathed. “I don't know, you can choose guys…” She said, unsure.

“The rules are the rules.” Sam said. “We all chose the movie on our first movie night.”

“Come on,” Nat encouraged her, smiling softly. She nodded.

“Um… how about Tangled?”

“The children's movie?” Steve asked.

“Yeah... “ She said sheepishly. “It's one of my favorites.”

“Alright then,” Tony said. “Tangled it is.”

A while had passed until Wanda spoke.

“Okay but Eugene is hot.”

“Right?!” Y/N said, excited. “He's literally the perfect man.”

“He is a cartoon!” Tony said as if it were ridiculous.

“You are a cartoon!” She countered and that made the billionaire more confused which made Natasha laugh. Oh god she just made Natasha Romanoff laugh.  

After that, everyone turned to the TV again but Sam spoke one last time, making Y/N and everyone else burst out laughing.

“For the record, I think that we can agree that, even as a cartoon, I would let him tap this ass.”

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“Okay now, let's play a game.” Tony said once the movie was over.

“Tony please don't say truth or dare.” Y/N told him and he huffed.

“Fine, not truth or dare. How about truth?”

“Huh?” Everyone asked.

“It's a game where someone asks another person a question and they have to answer with the truth.” Y/N explained.

“That's not a game, that's just a conversation.” Steve said.

“What kind of conversations are you having where you tell the whole truth?” Sam asked and Bucky laughed next to him, but as soon as he turned to look at him, he put on the most serious expression he could muster. Steve just sighed, shaking his head.

“What Y/N said is correct, but the thing is, when someone refuses to answer a question, they have to ask the person who asked them a question of their own and if the other person doesn't respond then the game continues, if they do, they lose.”

“The fun is making the game last as long as possible.” She finished.

“Alright,” Bruce said. “Who goes first?”

“Me!” Pietro yelled. “Wanda,”

“Yes?” His sister responded apprehensively.

“What song do you dance to alone in your room?” The redhead widened her eyes and began to turn red.

“I- um…” She sighed, defeated. “Gangnam Style.” Everyone laughed.

“Pietro,” she began. He looked terrified, he knew she knew him well. “What is your favorite TV show?”

“Miraculous: ladybug…” He pursed his lips.

“I thought so,” Wanda said, satisfied with herself as her brother was shut down.

Everyone went around asking questions without any serious or too embarrassing topics, until Tony spoke.

“Y/N,”

“Yes?” She asked worriedly.

“Did you read fanfiction about anyone in this room?” Her neck and face flushed.

“I- Um…”

“You have to tell the truth or you'll lose.” He reminded her, as if she didn't know the rules.

“Fine yes!” She admitted. Everyone whistled and hollered as she felt herself grow hotter and hotter.

“Who did you read about?”

“It's only one question,” she said matter-of-factly. He clicked his tongue teasingly.

“Oh, come on Y/N, this is a safe space.”

“Oh shut up,” she laughed. “But for the record, it wasn't about you, Iron-Ass.” Everyone laughed while Tony looked offended.

For a while they played the game, revealing the most ridiculous things, such as Bucky being a Lady Gaga fan and Tony watching Ted Talks every morning for motivation. As Y/N was making her way to her room a thought appeared in her head. Perhaps she found the place she belonged in.

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Stanley Hotel: Part 6

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It had been a few hours since the plane had landed. The group of five friends got off of the plane and got an Uber that would take them to the Stanley Hotel. About an hour later, Sam pointed to the sign that said Stanley Hotel, a huge smile plastered on his face. 

“We’re here!” He said in a sing song voice. They got out of the Uber, Colby was filming. [Y/N] let out a sigh of relief, making everyone look at her. 

“Babe, you okay?” He asked. [Y/N] started chuckling. She pointed at a window that was broken. 

“That window, to the left up there, it’s broken and I thought that it was a face.” She said. Colby aimed the camera at the broken window. 

“Oh my God.” He said. Jake looked at all of their outfits. 

“We’re all, wearing black. Well, except [Y/N].” He said. Everyone chuckled. “Like, picture it, there’s like a ghost that’s floating around and they see [Y/N], and they’re all like, oh, she’s wearing green, she’s cool bro.” He said, making everyone laugh. Sam looked at everyone. 

“Should we do the ritual thing before we go and check in?” He asked. [Y/N] nodded. 

“I think that would be a good idea,” she rubbed her hands up and down her arms. “I can already feel the energy of this place, and it is not giving me happy vibes.” She said. Colby put his hand on her back in a comforting manner. 

After they had done the ritual and danced around a little bit, [Y/N] was staring at the entrance of the Stanley Hotel. Corey was standing on the steps, Sam was filming. 

“We did what the medium told us to do, and you know what we did, we made fun of it.” Corey said seriously. Colby shrugged. 

“It’s not that scary, it’s still light out.” He said. 

“We made fun of the ghost!” Corey said. The realization of what they did settled on them. 

“Yeah, that probably wasn’t the best idea.” Sam said. Jake looked over at [Y/N]. 

“Yo, Colby, you should go check in with [Y/N]. She’s been staring at the entrance this whole time.” Jake said. The others looked over at the Medium. Colby rushed over, fearing that this was too much for her already. He placed his hand on her shoulder, startling her. [Y/N] jumped and looked at Colby. 

“Hey, you okay, babe?” He asked. [Y/N] nodded. 

“Y-yeah, I’m fine,” she looked over at the steps again. “I swear on my life, that I just saw someone resembling Mrs. Wilson standing in front of the doors.” She said. Colby stared at his friends in shock at what his girlfriend just said. 

“Wait, wait, seriously?” Corey asked. [Y/N] looked at him. 

“I literally swear on my life.” She said. Sam aimed the camera towards her. 

“Do you know what she was doing?” He asked. [Y/N] shook her head. 

“She wasn’t doing anything,” she walked up to where she saw Mrs. Wilson. She stood still, her hands folded together and her arms hanging. “She was literally standing like this. She looked over at me and then turned around and was gone.” She said. Corey stared at his friends in shock. 

“Yo, how freaky is it that, right after we do the ritual and start making fun of it, [Y/N] sees the literal ghost of Mrs. Wilson.” He said. Colby sighed and rubbed his head in slight fear. Sam sighed. 

“Let’s, let’s just go and check in.” He said. 

They walked in and [Y/N] looked around in awe at the place. She felt so many energies all at once. Happiness, awe, anger, sadness, regret. She tried to focus on the beauty of the interior of the Stanley Hotel, despite its reputation. The floors were a blood red with white designs sewed into the carpet. The wood looked old, yet polished. Colby pointed to the stairs. 

“You remember, right there, was where they saw the ghost?” He recalled. Sam gave him a look of slight fear. Right when Colby said that, [Y/N] looked over at the stairs. She saw the same little girl she saw all those years ago. White nightgown, blonde hair. The little girl looked right at [Y/N]. The little girl shook her head slightly, as if telling the young medium that she shouldn’t have come back. The little girl then turned around and faded into the background. [Y/N] looked away for a moment, trying to catch her breath. Was this a warning for her? Was the medium right? Was she ready for what ever was going to happen today? 

Sam looked at Colby, who was filming. 

“I talked to the guy at the main desk, and he said that this place is open 24/7. So we have access to everything here! The scary Concert Hall, the Ball Room, at like, three in the morning.” He said. Colby nodded. 

“Let’s do it.” He said. 

Sam was filming and he aimed the camera at a mirror at the end of the hallway they were in. 

“Dude, why is there always an ominous mirror at the end of the hallway?” Sam asked, laughing nervously. The group walked forward and approached the mirror. Colby looked at Sam, holding [Y/N]’s hand with the other. The both of them were extremely freaked out. 

“Sam,” Colby said. Jake put his hand on Colby’s shoulder. 

“Wait, dude, dude, wait, we gotta, we gotta do it again.” He said, putting his arm around Colby’s shoulders. “Corey, [Y/N], get in here.” He said. Everyone faced the mirror. 

“Pose for two seconds before we all freak out.” Sam said, making everyone chuckle. They posed for a picture, just like they did for every Sam and Colby investigation. 

They walked further down the hallway and made their way to the most well know room in the whole Hotel. 

“Dude, wait, this is it. Room 217. This is where Stephen King stayed and had those nightmares and created The Shinning.” Colby whispered. [Y/N] narrowed her eyes and looked at the door. 

“Wait, wait,” she whispered. “It looks light the door might be open.” She said. They looked closer at the door and saw that there was a crack in the top of the door, letting some light through. Corey looked at the others. 

“Wait, do you think that there might be someone in there?” He asked. Jake looked at Colby. 

“Dude, do it.” He said. [Y/N] looked at her boyfriend. 

“Wait, shouldn’t we knock first?” She asked. At that moment, Corey turned around. 

“Nope, nope, I’m out. I’m not doing this.” He said. 

After they had looked around some, Colby turned the camera on and faced it towards Sam. 

“Ninety percent of the haunted activity that goes on here, happens on the fourth floor.” He said. 

“They have sectioned off different things,” Colby faced the camera towards [Y/N]. “They call these places Spirited Rooms, where multiple encounters take place.” She said.

They eventually made it to the top of the stairs. Corey was getting watery eyes, and so was [Y/N]. Colby faced the camera towards the two. 

“Wait, babe, why are you and Corey crying?” He asked. [Y/N] pointed to the mirrors that were facing each other down the hallway of the stairs. 

“Dude, do you see this? You are never, ever supposed to face mirrors towards each other. It’s like worse than a Ouija Board.” Corey said. [Y/N] looked at her friends and her boyfriend. 

“Do you guys remember, when we were doing research in California, they talked about a place called the Vortex,” [Y/N] said. Everyone looked at her with shocked faces. She pointed to the mirrors. “This. This is the Vortex.” She said. Everyone started to freak out a little bit. Jake looked at her. 

“When you stand here, what do you feel? Like, do you feel like sad, angry?” He asked. [Y/N] took a deep breath. 

“Um,” she rang her hands together. “I-I feel all sorts of emotions, actually. The most prominent one I feel is anger, sadness and regret.” She said. She then winced and put her head in her hands, groaning in pain. Colby looked at Sam. 

“Hey, can you hold the camera real quick?” He asked. Sam nodded, taking the camera from Colby. Colby walked over to [Y/N] and put his hand on her shoulder. “Hey, babe, you okay?” He asked gently. [Y/N] nodded. 

“Y-yeah, it’s just, ugh,” she groaned in pain. “I-I have this really, really bad headache, it’s like a migraine.” She said. Colby looked at Sam in worry. Sam looked at [Y/N]. 

“Do, do you wanna like, go outside, maybe get some fresh air?” He asked. [Y/N] opened her eyes. She had tears in them. 

“Yeah. Yeah, let’s go outside.” She said. She groaned again. Colby put his arm around her shoulders in comfort, walking with her. They went on to explore the Hotel Grounds. 

//So, since this is basically where they like, explore the grounds and all that stuff and there isn’t that much action, I’m going to skip to the part where they start the actual investigation.//

Sam pointed the camera at himself. 

“Okay everyone, so we got our bags from the front desk, and now we are going to go explore our Spirited Room. [Y/N]’s headache is gone now, which is good, but we’re still kind of worried about her, so um, we’ll be keeping an eye on her to make sure nothing like, bad happens tonight.” Sam said. They had rented out two rooms on the fourth floor. One for the three guys and one for Colby and [Y/N] for when they actually went to sleep and didn’t spend all night investigating and getting the crap scared out of them. “We are room 428.” Sam said. Colby pushed Jake to go faster to the room where Jake, Corey and Sam would be staying, the room next to it, room 427 was the room where Colby and [Y/N] would be staying. Sam unlocked it. Colby was filming. “Welcome, to the Stanley Hotel.” 

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//Bum, bum, bum!! Another cliffhanger because I love you guys and I know that you love cliffhangers! XD Anyway, I promise the investigation will start in part 7. Feel free to let me know what you guys think of it so far and don’t be afraid to tell me what you would like to see next in the story. I would love to hear your guys’ ideas.// 

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[thebestpersonherelovesbucky]

Falcon and the Winter Soldier Ep. 6 Takeaway

First let me say that I really truly enjoyed this show. I was so nervous at the beginning and I was so nervous for the end, and though there are things that I didn’t like (as to be expected with pretty much any media) my overall excitement was rewarded. I definitely give the show an A and can only hope that we keep getting things like this and WandaVision with their next shows.

Anyway.

Sam and Bucky (and Sharon) coordinating from their different spots. I always like seeing the tactical side of working together in addition to the badass fighting together stuff. 

The officer not questioning Bucky’s presence and calling him Sargent Barnes made me SO happy.

The facial mask thing-y that Natasha had in Cap 2 making a reappearance. Idk why I like that but it’s nice to know that these things are still being utilized.

CAPTAIN AMERICA’S FIRST ENTRANCE!!!! my GOD did Sam ROCK that!!! Fucking AH-MAY-ZING. 

Sam’s new costume is perfect like the comics!! It’s so often changed that it’s so great to see it on screen! 

“I’m sorry, wait. Who are you?” “I’m Captain America.” The parallel between this is Steve’s “Um...Captain America.” in the First Avenger. 

The subtitles saying “Captain America” now whenever Sam in uniform talks.

Bucky trying to talk Karli down, approaching from a different angle than Sam because it’s what he knows and honestly does want to stop her without it coming to a fight. Especially when he realizes it’s a trap and is all “oh fuck me” and needs to haul ass lol. That is Bucky Barnes to a T. 

“Seriously, Bucky, you had one job.” Omg, Sharon. lmao

Sam’s fight with Batroc was so cool. No serum. Just straight up ass kicking plus the au revoir at the end. Yes please and thank you.

Redwing!!!! Yaaaay!!!! (”a little birdie told me” lmao, Sam.)

Seeing the Vibranium wings in ACTION. Bouncing a freaking helicopter off them! FUCK!!!!! SO COOL!!!

I can watch Bucky Barnes throwing himself off a motorcycle all day long. 

Bucky stopping his fight to save everyone.

John Walker and his stupid Walmart Shield arriving just in time to add fire to fire. Thanks, bro. 

Bucky specifically being thanked for rescuing them. He’s spent so much time with so much guilt that having just one person say “thank you for rescuing us” actually made him pause. He’s spent so much time as the “villain” that he’s forgotten he can be the hero and it’s so good to see that finally hit him. 

The metal arm scraping across the ground. Good god. 

Sam popping out of the water and “Boy, you earned this ass whooping!”

That helicopter scene holy SHIT is Sam amazing. 

And some applause for Ayla, too!!!! 

John Walker ultimately choosing to save people instead of going on with his vendetta. Very comic book in character. 

Bucky watching in horror as the van is slowly going over the edge and then smiling in wonder and awe as Captain America saves them all. 

“That’s the Black Falcon there! I tell you!” “Nah. That’s Captain America!” Tears. Actual tears. SO MANY TEARS. Sam Wilson IS CAPTAIN AMERICA, baby!!!

Uh, yeah, so Bucky stopping weapons mid-air is one of my favorite things ever.

Okay, Batroc, go the fuck away now, we’re done with you. 

I do like that when push comes to shove, the mission outweighed their personal grudges and Sam and Bucky “teamed up” with Walker. Not that it was 100% trust on their side. I think Bucky followed Walker bc “eeeeh....can we really trust him?” and since he has no doubt Sam can handle himself, but also, we’re fighting the same thing right as of this moment so lets just keep our heads and do it. 

I am absolutely not thrilled with the direction they took Sharon. Like. Not at all. I’m...reserving full judgement for what I’m assuming will come in the future but like. No. Nuh-ah. Not happy with it.

Sam trying so hard to help Karli. The fact that he legit refused to fight her and she tried so hard to get him to fight back and he just wouldn’t. So beautiful and poignant. Sam’s fighting style. Sam perseverance. Just. Everything about that.

As good as the scene was (and I think it was great. The set up. How it all went down. The raw emotion) I’m kinda bummed they killed Karli. I was hoping Sam could at least talk her down first. However, the emotion and symbolism of her dying in his arms, and whispering “i’m sorry” was so heartbreaking. 

The way Bucky and Walker got the rest of the Flag Smashers was hilarious.

Sam carrying Karli’s body cradled in his arms and flying down with her like a literal angel? I mean. Just rip my heart out. 

“You have to stop calling them terrorists.” and “Your peacekeeping troops carrying weapons are forcing millions of people into settlements around the world, right? What do you think those people call you.” These first few lines of Sam’s speech. God, thank you.

Sam’s Captain America Speech. No fuck’s given. I’m so glad they didn’t hold back and just let him really give that powerful speech. Unabashedly saying “I’m a Black man carrying the stars and stripes. What don’t I get?”. Admitting the weight that comes with it and the judgement he feels. Not backing down. Telling the world he is Captain America “no super serum, no blond hair or blue eyes”. Defending Karli and trying to get them to understand what she was trying to do and why she was trying to do it. Sam was 100% born to be Captain America. 

Everyone watching Captain America’s speech. Bucky. Walker. Isaiah and Eli. Joaquin. Sarah. The world. Beautiful watching Captain America deliver his first speech. 

“Sorry I was texting so all I heard was Black guy in stars and stripes...nice job, Cap.” That back clap Bucky gives Sam there? ((#boyfriends))

“Can you help?” “Always.” 

Very happy that Zemo had another villain move up his sleeve. Didn’t really dig the whole “i’m so graceful feel sorry for me” thing. 

John Walker becoming US Agent.  

Oh and, excuse me while I geek out over Valentina, Walker, Zemo...@marvel, I see where this might be headed. Please don’t let me down!

Bucky making his amends with Nakajima. The overwhelming emotions. The fear of admitting it. I kinda wish we saw a little more but I’m also okay with the ambiguity of it and knowing that Bucky knows that he at least gave him closure and is coming to accept that his role as the winter soldier was not his fault. 

Also liked Bucky giving the book to his therapist. I know it’s an unpopular opinion, but I take no issues with her and I do think that Bucky felt she helped him.

Eli Bradley is fucking adorable. 

Sam’s conversation with Isaiah. All that hope he represents while not erasing the pain that Isiah and generations before them suffered. Still wanting to fight for what’s right just because it’s the right thing to do. Isaiah not condemning Sam’s choice. Beautiful and poignant. 

Um. The museum scene? Yeah, I had to pause for a good ten minutes before I could actually continue with the show. Isaiah Bradley and all his men deserved that ((and so much more)) for so long. The catharsis so visible when Isaiah hugs Sam so tight. The zoom in on the statue. Okay, I’m crying again. 

Yeah, so when Bucky’s boyfriend has a BBQ he shows up like dancing like a dork with a cake and plays with all the kids.

Honestly, happiness looks so good on him. It’s so nice to see that again. 

They really ended it with Sam and Bucky embracing and walking off together in the sunset. 

CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE WINTER SOLDIER

Again, still not thrilled with what’s going on with Sharon but clearly they’re setting up for something so...I’m putting a bookmark in to hold my judgement. 

Bc honestly, my biggest focus is:

CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE WINTER SOLDIER

CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE WINTER SOLDIER

CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE WINTER SOLDIER

CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE WINTER SOLDIER

Seriously though, overall, I think this was one of the best things Marvel has put out there in a while and I know I’ll come back to it again and again. Here’s hoping to more Cap to come!!!! 

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(Extra #2) Bucky and The Bed

Completed

~Happens during the epilogue, between the cemetery and the bedroom scenes. 

Epilogue

Bucky and The Bed Masterlist

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x (cis)fem!reader platonic!Sam Wilson x (cis)fem!reader platonic!Sam Wilson x Bucky Barnes

Words: 700+

Summary: You and Bucky are stranded in the middle of a snowy nowhere when there is an ‘electronic blackout’ during your mission. With no back ups or any way to contact your team, you take refuge from the worsening weather in the only cabin you find  in miles. Not to mention, with no power, Bucky has become your personal heater and there’s only one bed.

Chapter type: Fluff. Sam Wilson is a good bro. Humor.

Chapter/Trigger warning: Language?

A/N: I’m too indecisive for my own good. It’s the last of the additions to the series. I couldn’t just leave Sam Wilson out of their story. So here it is, some Sam Wilson platonic fluff! Takes place after the cemetery scene but before the bedroom one.

“...you’re practically her only family left. It felt right to ask you.”

The men stood on the balcony, overlooking the rebuilt lake of the compound which glistened under the morning sun. Both of them leaned on the sturdy railing, a thoughtful look on their faces as they conversed. 

Two men brought together by a man of the past, whose memory would live on forever and ever. Two men who turned from strangers to enemies to friends who they trusted their lives with.

Sam felt ecstatic not only to hear the news he did but also at being asked the question he was. He didn’t even have to think about the answer. It was already predecided even before Bucky had asked about it. Though he wouldn’t give it to Bucky this easily. He wanted to toy with his partner first. When did he not?

Sam took a deep breath a while later and straightened his back as if going hard over what he had heard and actually had to formulate the right answer. He meant every word he said with the utmost seriousness. 

“You know she is the only family I have left too, right?” After Bucky nodded, he continued, “If you hurt her, man, I swear I’ll chop you with one of your freakishly sharp knives and feed the pieces to Alpine.”

Bucky chuckled heartily, unable to stop himself. Any nerves he had felt were replaced with lightheartedness. He had no doubts about it. Hell, if he made you cry sad tears, he’d himself surrender his body to Sam and the team to torture as they wished. 

The two friends conversed further, laughing and enjoying the moment as they hugged at the end.

The package in the pocket of his jacket awaited its future.

He hadn’t meant to, but it happened. 

As Bucky trudged along the corridor, on his way to meet Rhodey, he heard his name. Naturally, he stopped and searched for the source with eager ears. He hadn’t meant to eavesdrop. It wasn’t his fault he could hear more or less just fine through the walls.

Despite not being able to see through the walls - in spite of his enhancements, Bucky wasn’t Superman, no matter how hard he wished he was - Bucky was sure you and Sam sat crisscrossed on the countertop in the kitchen beyond the wall, snacking in a manner that would make Thor and the Hulk blush.

“By the way, how are things with you and Bucky?” It was what had made Bucky stop midway.

“They’re great. They’re awesome But you already know that Sam.” You said. A frown overtook your face at the question directed at you out of the blue. “Why? Is everything alright?”

That bastard! Bucky cursed inside his head, unsure where this was leading to. He pressed himself closer to the wall.

Sam mentally rolled his eyes. Of course he knew how great your and Bucky’s relationship was. It was the reason he had shifted his room from beside yours to the other side of the compound under the guise of a change of scenery. The walls really weren’t as soundproof as he had initially thought them to be. It was also hard not to see how disgustingly adorable of a couple you made even after all these years.

“Yeah, everything’s alright.” Sam paused for a couple of seconds and continued. “It’s just that I’ve been thinking...We don’t know what the future holds for us. You and Bucky are doing great right now for sure but in case, and I’m only saying in case something changes in the future and if, again, if the two of you aren’t doing as great as now...You know I’d kill you if you hurt him, right? He’s a close friend.”

“Are you alright?” You asked Sam with a laugh bubbling out of you. 

Oh, that bastard! Bucky chuckled inwardly. Already feeling guilty about listening in on your conversation without your knowledge, he continued on his way down the hall.

The package bounced inside the pocket of his jacket as the man with a Wakandan bionic arm literally walked with a skip in his step.

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Unwanted

Chapters: 5/11

Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark

Characters: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Brock Rumlow, James "Bucky" Barnes, Clint Barton, Harley Keener

Additional Tags: Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha/Omega, Alpha Steve Rogers, Omega Tony Stark, Service Top, Dominant Bottom, Post-Serum Steve Rogers, Virgin Steve Rogers, Brock Rumlow is a Good Bro, Sam Wilson Is a Good Bro, Romantic Soulmates, First Meetings, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sappy, Romantic Fluff, Awkwardness, Drinking to Cope, Self-Worth Issues, Insecure Tony Stark, Insecure Steve Rogers, Age Difference, Harley Keener is Tony Stark's Biological Child, Bonding, Claiming Bites, Claiming, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mpreg, Non-Explicit Sex, Light Dom/sub, Mutual Masturbation, Coming Untouched, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Wordcount: 10.000-30.000

Series: Part 1 of Second Chances

Summary:

Steve is a soft Alpha and Tony is an in charge kind of Omega with no desire to find a mate. He doesn't want to find his soulmate and when he does meet Steve he's determined to stay away from him.

That is until he realizes just how right they are for each other.

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Tony bit his lip, looking at his reflection in the mirror. His hair was sticking up in weird places from trying and failing to sleep last night. There were bags under his eyes that made him look like he hadn't slept in weeks and, well, really that wasn't too far off. Sometimes he drank enough to pass out for a little bit here and there, but he never just got a solid night's sleep. To be fair, Tony didn't sleep all that well even before he found his soulmate and then pretty much rejected him by never calling him.

Tony didn't sleep well when he was alone, but even when he wasn't and he did fall asleep instead of tossing and turning restlessly before giving up and going for a cup of coffee, Tony didn't sleep more then five hours tops unless he was passed out drunk. So maybe that's one of the reasons that he drinks so much.

He wasn't drinking right now, well, not much. He had a couple of beers, but that was nothing. Just a little something to take the edge off before he went to re-meet Brock's new mate. Tony sighed, took one last look at his disheveled appearance and flinched away from it, grabbing his jacket off the back of the couch before heading out.

It was a cold day, windy and blustery with clouds hanging overhead that threatened to soak the inhabitants of the city as they walked down the street in large groups, pushing and shoving, each desperate to get where they're going before the rain ruined their hair or makeup. Tony was far less concerned and when the rain did come down and he was left with wet hair clinging to him and soaked clothes and a gloomy atmosphere that the rain couldn't wash away, well, he thought at least his hair wasn't sticking up all over the place.

He showed up on Brock's doorstep and was relieved when it was Brock who opened the apartment door. Brock was grinning, but it faltered slightly when he saw Tony.

"Hey, you okay?"

Tony nodded.

"Yeah, 'course. Now are you gonna invite me in or make me stay out in the hall for dinner?" Tony said, trying and failing to sound like his usual snarky self.

Brock still looked concerned, but he nodded and stepped aside to let Tony in.

"Yeah, of course, come in."

Tony entered into a small hall, kicking off his shoes before heading further into the apartment. He froze when he saw Steve sitting on the couch next to Sam. Tony's heart raced in his chest and his mind was thrown through a loop, because what the fuck was his soulmate doing here?

"Tony, this is Steve, Sam's friend." Brock watched him anxiously, wondering how he would react.

Steve was staring at Tony, clearly just as caught off guard as Tony was. Steve looked far more put together than Tony did, like he wasn't completely miserable about his mate rejecting him, and didn't that just make Tony feel way worse about looking like a wet rat. Sam's confusion quickly gave way to understanding as he put the pieces together. Anthony, who works at a bar, and is Steve's soulmate. Of course it would be Tony. By the looks of it Brock was already aware of this. Sam sent Brock a stern look and Brock returned it with a sheepish one.

"What?" Brock asked innocently, going to settle in his Alpha's lap.

Sam rolled his eyes, but hugged him close. Tony and Steve were still staring at each other, neither one moving or saying anything. Tony was the one to break the silence after a few more awkwardly drawn out moments.

"No, you're not Steve." Tony shook his head in denial. "You can't be Steve."

Steve's mouth opened and closed a few times like he was trying to say something, but couldn't quite get the words out.

"I am... um, Steve," Steve managed to get out, blushing over how awkward it was.

Tony rubbed at his temples and shook his head again.

"No, I can't- I can't do this right now."

Tony headed straight back to the door, grabbing his shoes, not even bothering to put them on, and walked out. Steve whimpered, looking hurt and lost and like he kinda wanted to chase after Tony, but was also afraid of just being rejected again. Brock just groaned, grumbling under his breath about being way too fucking stubborn before heading after Tony.

"That's- That was my soulmate," Steve said, somehow sounding both shocked and heartbroken.

"Yeah, I kinda got that," Sam said, resting a hand on Steve's shoulder. "You okay, man?"

Steve swallowed and nodded, but truthfully, he had no fucking clue if he was okay or not. He was completely blindsided by the sudden appearance and then just as sudden disappearance of his soulmate and he had no clue how to feel about that. He thought devastated might be the right word, but then somehow that didn't seem like it fit at all. Steve felt like he was dying, and no, he did not think that was an exaggeration.

*****

"Tony, stop!" Brock called out to him. "Don't make me run after you."

Tony groaned, coming to a halt at the end of the hall and turning to glare at Brock.

"You knew," Tony accused.

"I did, or at least I was like ninety percent sure about it."

"You should have told me. You know how I feel about Alphas."

"I know, but you told me-"

"I know what I said!" Tony snapped. "Don't use my own words against me. I confided in you and you used it against me."

Tony swallowed back the lump in his throat, feeling betrayed and confused. He wanted an Alpha, but he didn't want the things that inevitably would follow, like being controlled or looked down on. Most of all he was scared that Steve would be perfect and Tony wouldn't be good enough for him.

"Tony... I'm sorry, but I knew you were going to be stubborn about this. You told me that you regret not calling him. This is your chance to get to know him. You might like him if you give him a chance."

Tears pricked at Tony's eyes. He wasn't worried about not liking Steve, well, he was worried about that. Mostly though he was worried about falling too hard, too fast, only to be rejected. He wasn't the kind of Omega to just submit and say yes, sir. He had opinions and dreams and no intention of letting anyone else tell him how to live his life, but those weren't the kinds of things that most Alphas wanted in a mate.

"Tony, I've spent time with Steve and he's literally the softest Alpha I've ever met, and I'm mated to Sam so that's really saying something. My Alpha is totally wrapped around my finger."

Tony smiled a little at that.

"Sam does seem nice... for an Alpha," Tony teased.

Brock laughed and nudged his shoulder.

"He is and Steve is too. Just talk to him, Tony. See what happens."

Tony groaned, but let Brock lead him back to the apartment. Steve was still in shock, only a few minutes having passed since Tony walked out. It wasn't nearly enough time to process what had happened and suddenly Tony reappeared. Tony shifted on his feet, his hand slipped into Brock's, his palm sweaty. Brock squeezed his hand encouragingly and leaned closer to whisper in his ear.

"Do you want some space?"

Tony licked his lips, not sure he wanted this at all, but he owed himself this. He needed to at least try or he'd always be left wondering if it could have worked out. Besides, Brock was not going to let this go until Tony at least gave it a try. He swallowed down his fears and nodded. Brock nodded, pressed a kiss to his cheek, and pulled Sam deeper into the apartment. Steve and Tony stared at each other and it started to feel tense and awkward.

Tony groaned.

"We need to talk."

Steve looked nervous, certain that Tony was about to reject him, but he nodded.

"I don't like Alphas," Tony blurted out when the silence dragged on.

Steve flinched like Tony had slapped him.

"Oh," Steve said, unable to hide his disappointment.

He just knew that his Omega was about to reject him and Steve wasn't sure he would survive the rejection.

"Yeah..." Tony said. "I'm willing to give this a try though, but if you try to go all Alpha on me..."

Tony shook his head and Steve's brows furrowed.

"I don't like the way Alphas feel entitled to an Omega's body. Like Omegas are beneath them and only there for an Alpha's pleasure."

Steve bit his lip, not wanting to get his hopes up. He was pretty sure his Omega was suggesting that he wanted to be the dominant one in their relationship. Or maybe he was just saying he didn't want to submit to an asshole Alpha. Either way, Steve could definitely work with this.

"I would never force myself on you, Anthony."

"Tony."

Steve blinked at him in surprise before smiling softly. He didn't want to assume that Tony was comfortable enough with him to use a nickname, but it touched Steve to know that his Omega was trying. Tony wanted to give this a try even if he was worried about it and that was enough for Steve. He would be the best Alpha ever, because he would be exactly what Tony needed him to be. He knew already that he'd give Tony anything he wanted and he'd try his best to be whatever Tony wanted him to be.

"Tony," He breathed out.

The word rolled off his tongue like velvet and Tony felt all fluttery inside. He cleared his throat, feeling the urge to escape the foreign sensation.

"How old are you even?" Tony blurted out, feeling awkward and uncertain in a way that he hated feeling. He was so not used to the warm feeling inside of him or the desire to go to Steve and touch him and be held close.

Steve blinked at the question, caught off guard by it.

"Um, I'm not that young."

Tony raised a brow at him and Steve squirmed.

"You look young," Tony pointed out.

"I'm legal!" Steve said defensively.

"So you're what? Eighteen?"

Steve looked down at his feet, looking awfully small for a six foot, two hundred pound hunk of pure muscle. Tony took that to be a yes.

"You're what? Ten years younger than me?" Tony said, shaking his head in disbelief. "You're practically still a pup. I can't date you."

Steve pouted.

"I don't want to date you. I want to mate with you. I want you to be mine."

"That's infinitely worse," Tony said, flinging his hands up in exasperation. "You do realize that right? That's so much worse."

"No, it's not. There's nothing wrong with an age gap, besides no one would judge us for it. The goddess chose you for me," Steve insisted.

Tony rolled his eyes.

"Or maybe she chose you for me. Ever thought that maybe it's not the Alpha that owns the Omega, but the Omega that owns the Alpha?" Tony snarked.

Steve blushed.

"Okay," Steve said, a little breathless. "I'll be yours, if only you'll have me."

Tony narrowed his eyes at him.

"You'd let me own you?"

"God, yes. Please, just don't reject me."

Tony licked his lips.

"Okay, come here, pup ."

Steve's blush deepened at being called a pup, but he didn't object to it. The moment Steve was within reach Tony grabbed his shirt and slammed their lips together, turning them so he could shove Steve up against the wall. Tony's hair was still dripping wet and his shirt was drenched. It got Steve wet, soaking through his own sweater, but he didn't care.

"Okay, then, pretty Alpha. You want to play, then let's play," Tony said, coming as close to a growl as an Omega could.

Steve gasped when Tony's hand grasped him in between his legs and groped him through his pants. His face lit up bright red and Tony smirked at his blushing Alpha. He was so fucking sweet. Tony thought that maybe, just maybe, this could work out, but they were going to have to agree on one very important thing if there was going to be any chance of them mating.

"Let's be clear, I still want your knot, but I'm in charge here and you do what I say or I'll throw you out and you won't get another chance."

Steve swallowed, nodding rapidly.

"Yes, sir."

Tony smirked, licking his lips.

"Good boy," Tony purred in his ear, his tongue darting out to lick his neck, his teeth sharp on his skin.

Steve whimpered, his head falling to the side to give his Omega better access. Clearly, the goddess knew what she was doing when she paired them up, because this was better than Steve had dared to hope for. Steve had always been excited about having a mate, but he had always thought he'd present as an Omega. When he didn't, he was concerned that he'd never be a good enough Alpha, but the moment he saw Tony in that bar he knew that he was in love, knew that he'd do anything to please this man.

Now here they were and Tony wanted him, wanted to use him, and Steve was in heaven. There was nothing that he wanted more than to please Tony, to be used by him, to be ordered around by his pretty little Omega.

Tony tried not to think about how young and naive Steve was. He didn't want to admit that a part of him was thrilled to be more experienced, to be the one teaching his Alpha about pleasure. It was pretty obvious that Steve had no experience, because when Tony kissed him Steve had no idea what he was doing. He had no rhythm and he clearly didn't know what to do with his tongue when Tony licked at his lips and dove inside his mouth. Tony thought it was cute though. Steve squirmed and whimpered, his blush spreading down his neck, and Tony ate it all up.

"Fuck, you're cute," Tony groaned when he pulled away. "Maybe I'll keep you after all."

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[browneyedhimbo]

Bet

Pairing: Sam x fem!reader

Summary: The team decides to make a pool of when you and Sam get together, completely unknowing of the fact you already are. Both of you come up with a plan to tease the hell out of them.

Prompts: 3. “Apparently all our friends have a bet going that we end up together.” and 13. “You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”

Warnings: language, alcohol, sam trying 40’s talk, fluff

Word Count: 1.4k

A/N: This is my entry for my bro Laura’s 200 writing challenge (@justmebeingtheweirdmeiam​) Congrats on reaching 200 bro!! You deserve that and more! Also beware possible grammar errors. Hope you enjoy!

Stark parties were, in your opinion, entertaining. It wasn’t the talking or the different stories you’d hear nor was it the music or drinking. It was because the guys would dress up with slacks and button ups and try to have a low key flex off. It was stupid yet highly amusing.

“Look at those idiots.” Natasha shook her head, making drinks behind the bar for you, her, and Wanda.

“Total goofs,” Wanda chuckled, turning around to see what they were doing now.

“Complete and utter fools.” You agreed, also turning to give them a glance. You sighed and shook your head as you saw Thor and Steve pointing in different directions trying to show off. Your eyes met a certain pair of soft chocolate brown ones, a small smile appeared on your lips and you turned your head back to face the bar, a shy blush slowly creeping up your cheeks.

“Hey,” you heard his soft voice call out next to you.

“Hey yourself,” you smiled looking up at him. 

“What’s a nice girl like you doin at a place like this?” He smiled bashfully, eyes dancing with excitement.

“Well, if you’d like to know, fella don up and left without another word. Gone without a single goodbye.” You faked a small frown, laughter bubbling inside you. 

“Oof doll I’m sorry. Where’s this fella at so I can give 'em a talkin' to?” His voice may have sounded stern but his face held pure amusement and joy. You couldn’t hold the act much longer.

“You know something bird brain,” you giggled, “You’re getting pretty good at that. Bucky must be a good teacher.” You winked at him causing him to roll his eyes playfully. You held each other’s gazes for what felt like forever, smiles toying on the ends of your lips. All of a sudden your favorite song comes on and your face lights up.

“Wanna dance?” Sam offered his hand to which you happily accepted. You took a sip of your drink before hopping off the stool and walking hand in hand to the dance floor with him, completely unaware of the goofy evil grins that rose upon Natasha and Wanda’s faces.

The moment your feet hit the dance floor, Sam had a strong grip on you, leading the dance. You didn’t mind, you’ve done it multiple times. Not that the team knew.

“Hey baby girl.” Sam whispered in your ear, goosebumps prickled your skin and a shiver ran down your spin. Another goofy smile appeared on your lips.

“Hey handsome,” you whispered back. No one knew of your secret relationship. You had started dating about a month ago after a mission. Sam almost got knocked out of the sky and it was then you realized your feelings for him were more than just platonic. The moment you got back you two talked about what happened and simultaneously admitted your feelings.

“Wanna hear somethin’ funny?” He had that gleeful smirk in place and it took everything in you to not kiss him right there. 

“Always,” you nodded as he led you into a spin.

“So I overheard Steve talking with Bucky in the bathroom,” you griminced a bit and Sam chuckled at your reaction. “It was something about dates and money. I heard our names being tossed around a couple times. I put two and two together and apparently all our friends have a bet going that we end up together.”

Your jaw dropped slightly, a scoff leaving your lips. You shook your head in disbelief, not wanting to believe that was true. But they would do something like that. The more you pondered over it the more it made you laugh. Especially since you were already dating.

“Well then,” you chuckled, shaking your head again. They were literal children.

“Right?” He laughed along with you. “I have an idea though.” His eyes were full of mischief and it had you drawing closer to him.

“What’s that?”

“Flirt extra hard, kiss, say we’ve been dating for a month, steal the winners money.”

“I like that plan,” you nodded slightly. Wicked smiles plastered to both your faces as you parted ways, waiting for the party to die out to be left alone with the team.

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“No no, you’re wrong!” Sam said defensively, chuckling along with the others.

“No I’m not! Look here, bird for brain.” Tony said, getting closer to Sam. “DUM-E is better than Redwing. And those are facts.”

“Incorrect facts!” Sam pouted, crossing his arms.

“No they’re not! Take it from a genius.” Tony cocked his head to the side, pride and cockiness just oozing out with hints of alcohol. You shook your head from your position on the sofa, laughing at them.

“How many times have you argued about this already?” Natasha asked with a sigh, clearly done with this topic.

“A lot. And still counting,” Tony smiled, stuffing a hand in his pocket and picking up his drink. 

“Yea. I’m pretty sure it was simple to build it anyway.” Sam retorted, knowing it would irk the genius. 

“Oh really? That’s what you think?” Tony nodded solemnly, quirking an eyebrow. “Hey Y/N/N, penny for your thoughts?”

“Don’t bring me into this Stark.” You threatened. You looked to Sam and he gave you a slight wink.

“Yeah Tony, just let her be.” 

“Cause you couldn’t handle her right?” Tony laughed, quickly muttering ‘I’m jokings’ while grabbing Sam’s shoulders, bringing him into a half hug.

“Oh I’m sure I could,” Sam gave you a flirtatious wink and blew a kiss, to which you giggled and covered your face with your drink, hiding the blush that threatened to show.

“Sammy, you couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.” The guys oohed and the girls chuckled. You bit your bottom lip and winked back at Sam, causing him to smirk. 

“Wanna bet baby girl?” He strode to where you sat on the sofa, hands landing on either side of the headrest, arms encasing you. Gradually, he leans down and captures your lips with his in a slow sensual kiss. You part for air and lock eyes, feeling everyone gaze on the two of you. 

His breath fans your face as you’re still only a few inches apart. A small smile dances on his lips as he leans down for another kiss. Your hands travel to his neck, pulling him closer, deepening the kiss. This time when you break, he catches your bottom lip between his teeth, a glint of heat and mischief shining in his eyes. He stands up fully and smooths down his grey button up, clearing his throat with a smirk. 

“What?” Tony voiced everyone’s reaction. They were slack jawed with their eyes blown wide. You and Sam shared a look, chuckling at how no one had expected that. 

“So who had today’s date?” You asked looking at everyone. They all had their brows creased, still trying to figure out how and why. 

“Uh, Bucky did. I think.” Steve said eyeing Sam. “Wait how did-”

“Pay up!” Bucky cheered, extending his hand out. Grumbles and protests soon filled the room as they started handing bills to the metal armed man. 

“Nu uh,” Sam shook his head. “Best give half to us.” Buck scoffed but when he saw Sam wasn’t playing he turned to you.

“I’m with Sammy on this one. If it weren’t for us you wouldn’t have that money anyways.” You crossed your arms, standing next to Sam. Bucky sighed, while counting half off to split. He sighed as he extended your share.

“Thank you,” you smiled as you grabbed the money. A scoff and chuckle could be heard and you looked up to see Natasha shaking her head.

“I don’t know how I missed it.” She chided to herself. “How long?” Your smile widened and you looked up at Sam to see him with the same look plastered on his face. Everyone else stared at the three of you in confusion.

“A month and three days tomorrow.” Sam said, intertwining your fingers. You leaned your head on his shoulder as the noise in the room escalated. ‘Unbelievables’ and ‘seriouslys’ were mumbled as well as congratulations. 

You smiled to yourself looking up at the man who held your heart. He looked down, a goofy grin on his face. Pressing a kiss to your temple, Sam played with your fingers. He could finally show you were his, and he was yours.

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[finding-the-daylight]

So, now that my finals are officially over, I am going to proceed to have a drink or two or three and rewatch Eclipse. Here’s (soberly) what I remembered from the film prior to starting this account (since starting this account, posts re:Eclipse have reminded me of things I’m not going to include in this introduction): 

1. Bella is basically playing tic-tac-toe with Edward and Jacob and her feelings for them. She can’t make up her mind. When I watched it the first time, my dad was in the living room half paying attention to it and said she was very selfish. 

2. Edward tries to control Bella, but it’s “out of genuine concern for her”.

3. Jacob tries to control Bella, but it’s “out of genuine concern for her”.

4. Both fight for her affection and even though she’s engaged to Edward, she won’t let go of Jacob.

5. When the newborn army shows up, Bella cuts her arm with a rock.

6. There’s awkward tension in the tent.

That’s literally all I remember of the movie while sober (aside from what I have relearned from posts about Eclipse on this blog). My drunken thoughts will be below the break:

Okay, so this dude I think his name is Riley is lowkey kinda dumb, no offense. Like he just stood there and screamed “WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?” This is how all horror movies end badly. You don’t talk back. You run or hide or esape.

THE MEADOW IS SO FUCKING PRETTY. IT’S THE PUREST THING WE HAVE IN THIS FANDOM OMG HE’S PLAYING WITH EHR HAIR AND I JUST WANT SOMEOEN TO PLAY WITH MY HAIR. DAMN BELLA, MY FINALS ARE OVER. SUCKS TO SUCK, DOESN’T IT?

I never noticed the CUllen cuff before, but now thanks to this blog it’s all I’m looking @ lmao. 

I FCKING LOVE CHARLIE TOO MUCH AND HE DESERVED BETTER THIS WHOLE TIME. HE IS SUCH A GOOD FATHER AND HE DESERVES THE BEST.

THERE’S A GLOWING RED LIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW WTF I THINK IT’S THE REFLECTION OF A CAR LIGHT BUT I FUCKING SWEAR

NVM ITS GONE

WHAT THE FUCK EDWARD?? YOU MESSED WITH BELLA’S TRUCK SO SHE COULDN’T SEE HER FRIEND? FUCK. I WOULD’VE DUMPED YOU AND LEFT YOU IN THE WOODS BRO.

Edward sitting with Bella’s friends. We can’t help but stan. He’s still a bitch for the truck thing though. 

I love how Alice looks @ Edward and tells him the party will be fun because she knows nothing bad will happen. But then he reads her mind and looks conerned wtf is ognna happen?

Side note: I really like the lighting in this movie. Everyone has a healthly glow. They lokk happy.

The fucking Volturi always gotta ruin everything. Bitch ass hoes. Ol’ crusty asses acting like some outdated monarchy. Why don’t the vamprires start a democratic government?

Charlie really deserved better. Like I know they couldn’t tell him teh truth but they could’ve been slightly less untruthful prbabl.

I WANNA FIND SOMEONE WHERE MY MOM SAYS WE’RE LIKE MAGNETS WITH EACH OTHER. I WANT SOMEONE TO LOOK @ ME LIKE I’M THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. DAMNIT EDWARD. DAMNIT STEPHENDW. 

Y’ALL ARE TELLING ME THE ENTIRE CULELN CLAM COMBINED COULDN’T TKAE OUT VICTORIA? THIS SHIT IS GETTING UNREALISTIC LMAO.

THE MUSIC THAT STARTS PLAYING WHEN JAKE TURNS AROUND IN THE PARKING LOT SENT ME LMAOOOOO. 

Leah is such a badass and I wnat to be best friends with ehr plase. 

ALSO FCK THIE IMPRINTING STORYLINE. 

SAM AND LEAH WERE HAPPY TOGETHER.

NO BELLA YOU DON’T FUCKING WANNA KNOW WHAT IMPRINTING IS. NONE OF US WANTD WTO KNWO. IT NEVER SHOULDVE BEEN WRITTEN.

Taylor and Kristen are such babies in this movie. They’re so young and precious. WHIH REMINDS ME WHY TF DID SPTHEJNFNWFNA MAKE THIS SEIRESO ABOUT CHIDLREN??!?! I STILL SAY IF THE CHARACTERS HAS BEWNNF MORE MATUEE AND IN LIKE THEIR MID OR LATE TWNETIEMS OR THIRTIS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. FIUCKUNG FIGHT ME.

INITING BELLA TO HEAR THE TRIBE’S HISTORIES? THE CULTURAL APPROPRIATION FUCK STEPHEN0AWFJQ. BITCHJ.

SETH IS SO PRECIOUS. AGAIN. THEY’RE ALL SUCH BABIES. THESE POOR CHILDREN.

this hwoel shite is sof ukcing offensie. bitch. listen. why tf did stpehwb fafb have to appropriate cultues like this? BITCH>> you do realize if the legnds are actually like this they’rel ike that because it’s aout defeating yo white as sright? like your’e aware stpehebe ? 

omg bree is so scare d poor baby. literally why did stephenjdbawfbi do this? she just wnated to be ok not hurt anywaon.

exuce me vut CARLISLE IS HOT AS FUCK BITCH

edward is saying some real romantic shit and i sill hate him for the turck thing but like he loves her so much btu he’s stil an asshoel in this smovie

I’M ABOUT TO HATE JACOB I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES I’VE SEEN THE GIFS HOE WE GONNA GIGHT. BITCH SHE JUST TOLD YOU SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU DON’T PUSH HER LIKE THIS. DUMBAS S HOE BITCH. YOU’RE GONNA FIGHT FOR HER? I’M GONNA FUCKIN FIGHT YOU BTCH. I WISH SHE WAS ALREAYD A VAMPIRE SO RTHAT PUNCH WOULDA HURT BITCH YOU DESERVED IT.

THESE FUCKWITS ARE FIGHTING OVER HER AND NOT LISTNEING TO HER THEY ARE BOTCH CANCELLED. BELLA NEEDS TO LEAVE BOTH THESE HOES AND GET A NEW MAN WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO LISTNE. BITCHES.

I love Emmett so much. BELLA SHOULD FINA A MAN LIKE HIM. IT’S WHAT SHE DESERVES.

ROSALIE IS ABOUT TO POP TF OFF. SHE IS A QUEEN AND I LVOE AND SUPPORT HER. the saddest thing about this is that she thought her life was perfect and then some fucking asshoes ruiend it. she was so happy. wtf im gonna cry. fuck. i hate sptehej n so much. these gross ass hoes i’m gonna cik all theyre assses. this is so gross i’m so angry literaluy setthing beithc. BUT THEN SHE GETS HER REVENGE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL. FUCK THOSE BASTARS. but she;s so sad it breaks my heart. she wants to be human so bad. this scene is so sad and it’s theonly good scene in twilight and nikki reed deserves an ocsa like if you agree.

jane and alec more childrne who should’ve been able to be children fck the volturie

why the hel is jessica the fucking valedinact ion? it should’ve been bella they made her seem so damn smart but now she’s not theo ne? i don’ beliee it. but anna kendrick is a gift and now i wanna watch ptiche perfect. CHARLIE is so pure he deserved better and i’m gona kep saying it.

i love those fucking rose colored lamps hanging at the cullens house int he window at hte party scene can anyone link them to me i need? 

why the hell is the wolfpack athe cullesn hosue? this doesnt make sense and it doesn’t seem real am i too drunk and imabginf this?

jno wait it’s real. jake’s appolgoizng.

how fucking conventinet the woflpakc is there hwen alice realizes there abotu to be attacked. this aint realistc. bitc.

why are these kids being forces to act like audls? “I wans;t asking for permission” hoe you’re like 16 go home and go tib ed and odnt go to war.

these woflies gonan kick yo ass edward get tf out

i’m laughign nrow but nothigng funy is happening lmaoooo

fck carlisle is really hot as fuck his jawline kills me

i hate jasper’s hair here i’m sorry i know we all lovehim bt heis hair is a dam nmess

belal is so fuckign negative all the time no one is gonan get killed exceptsvictoris

THE COWBOOIIIII WHY DOES HE LOOKS LIKE OWNE WILSON IN THIS DAMN LIGHTIN? ALICE AND JASPER LOVE EACH TOHER SO MUCH MY APLOGIZKE MAAM FCK IT UP.

why thfe fuck is hake comparing his situaton with leah and sam and emily? We are nto the same hoe wae are not the same. bella is choosing edward sit yo ass down. but i still thin kyall are both problemastic as fuck in thos movie and hse deserves better.

CHARLIES DESEVRS  BTETER THEY KEEP LYIGN EVEN WHEN THEY DUCKGN DONT NEED TO

reblog if you thought edward and bella wre gona fuc, when she went over to his house in eclipse when yo ufirst read the book or saw the movue

he really oes love her a lot though fkcn i’m so alone 

 he looks si sad wgen he mentind ices tea on the porch poor edward

EVERY DANM MOMENR OF FOREVER BITCG I WANT  LOVE LIK THST 

LITERALLY THIS IS THE SUTPEIDEST PLOT EVER. A WHOLE FUCKIN ARMY TOO ATTACK ONE IGRL? BITCH. THIS AINT EVEM A THING. 

im gettign ral tired yall dik if i waill mke it to the end of this movie but i will tru

i hate the enrgey from jae and efard in this tent. ya’ll are both dumb hoes and she could do better than either ofy ou. 

WRHAT THE FUCK FASTER IF YOUR TOOK YORU CLOTHS OFF BITCH WHAT THE FUCK NOW I AM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH YOU IB HOEP BELLA OUBCHES YOU WHEN SHES A VMAPRIE STUPID HOE 16 YEAR OLD SHOULD BE AT HOME IN BED INSTEAD OF IN A TENT TRYING TO FIGH A FCUKCN WAR

edward is such an emo boi in the tent and he thinsk she doesn;t lve him any more. yo ua stipiud hoe edearf but she still loves you anwyab ithc.

wheb edward said i’m not gonna force her into naythign ever agin i realized he was hte better man good for you eddie you fickun manned up you win

MY REASON FOR ESXITNST HOE I JST WNAT TO BE LOVED

now edwards bene a fuckboi again trying to hurt jake b ymaking sure he knew they were getting maried edward what the fuck iw was just starting to be on your side agian and you let me down like this

jacob is beign an emo boi now jake go be a child @ home and stop this nonsense you’re not a man go be a chid and take a nap and eat some grilled cheese youkk feel better

now she told him she wants to kiss him wtf bella don’t kead this bitch on he’s already in pain let hom gp home and eat a grilled cheese

mow bella’ supsetti spaghetti because edwards know she kissed jake

this shit is so unenecasialr dramtic wht the fuck yall  like a whole army ofver one girl and then its like all everyboyd trying kill everybody this is bulshittheyre all children who should eb at home eating grileld chesses not at war

victoria is a real bitch lying to this boy telling hin she lvoes him hoe bitch

og shit efward ifs pissed now he’s tauntign ab ithc

i acutaly kinda fel bad for riley he wnet through so mcuh and was manipulated i wish the cullens could have adopted him and bree

oshit is the volutire 

SAM DONT FUCKUGN TALK TO LEAH LIKE THAT EVER AGIAN YOU HOE

CARLISE AND I REPEAT AGAIB IS HOT AS FUCK FUCK CARLISRL

I LITERALLY AHTE THE VOLTURIE FOR KILLIGN VREE THEY WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN

JASPER KNOWS WHATS GOOD HE DOESN’T TURST THESE HOES

I’M SO PISEED THAT THE CULLENS NEVER FUCKING IFHT THE VOLTURIE LIKE CARLISLES IS SMART AS FUCK AND EHS TILL WONT START A DEMOCRAY LIKE YALL KNOW ROSLAIE WOULDVE FOGUHT FOR THAT SHIT TOO

 I LVOE YOUDADY CARLISLE

THIS 16 YEAR OLD LYING UP HERE BECAUSE OF TE DUMBASS WAR I TOLD YALL TO GO GOEN AND EA A GRILELD CHEDWE

poor jakie he knows hed better good for her but she reallys loves eward jake deserved better than what he got reblog is youf agree he jst said he’s even love her after she’s a vamprie bruh go eat a grilled chease and love yourself

WERE BACK IN THE FUCKING MEADOW ITS LIT AND ITS LOVELY I WANNA FALL IN LOVE IN A MEADOW WITH A HANDAOME MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO LOVES ME UNCODNITONATLY

KIRSTNE STEQARD IS THE WBEST AND SHE DESERVED AN OSCAR FOR THIS MOVIE HER AND NIKKI REED AND NODBOYD ELSE

fianlly this bitch is gonna beh onest with chalrie took you long enough

that was an anticlamtnc ending but i love love

#Twilight #Twilight renaissance #drunk twilight #drunken twilight #twilight while drunk #twilight review #eclipse #eclipse review #eclipse while drunk #drunken eclipse #simp ass hoes fandom #simp ass hoes

[orderoftheavengers]

Winter Sorcerer

Summary: Bucky Barnes died in the war against Grinderwald, and was resurrected by dark wizards as a vampire.

House: Hufflepuff

Species: Vampire (formerly human)

Blood Status: Pureblood

Wand: Plumwood, 13 inches, unicorn tail hair

Broom: Prefers flying motorbikes

Artificial Arm: Pullled from a suit of armor and enchanted.

Patronus: White wolf

Familiar: Rocket 

Specialties: Defense Against the Dark Arts, Care of Magical Creatures, Pensieve use, Magical hat manufacturing, brooding

Sorting:

He has all the traits of Gryffindor, but is more defined by his loyalty to his country, friends, and sadly manipulators. He was friends with Steve back when Steve was a dweeb, and is overall a colossal cinnamon roll. While more than willing to fight for the right, Bucky always went into war like it was a duty that had to be done, not something he was particularly born to do. He did not admire pre-serum Steve's eagerness to get into fights. When he isn't needed, Bucky is glad to retreat into the safety and solace of his coffin. Finally, Bucky has a clear connection to nature, which is common in Hufflepuffs. For him it's not plants though, it's more animals. His nickname is White Wolf; he tends goats and thestrals in Wakanda; and he gets along with Rocket Raccoon.

Human Life:

Janus Ambrocius "Bucky" Barnibus was a middle-class, pureblood, American wizard at the time of Grinderwald. Bucky was a Prefect at Ilvermorny Institute of Magic, where he'd been in the Puckwudgie House--the House for "healers." Though Bucky never went into literal Healing as a career, his personality made him a good fit for the House. Bucky would later proove capable of healing himself, from wounds that would drive most wizards to permanent insanity or suicide.

Bucky looked out for his tiny Squib friend Stephanos "Steve" Rogers, who was rejected from all wizarding schools due to his lack of magic. Bucky once saved Steve from a literal troll, transforming the great horned, warted beast into a tiny flower-troll, and teleporting it to Central Park.

Bucky was drafted into the war against Grinderwald, before graduating school.  He was captured by Grinderwald's followers, and force-fed vampire's blood, as part of their twisted experiments. After Steve became the Superwizard, he saved Bucky, and the two attended Hogwarts--the school where the most important Auror students were sent--while continuing to fight the war. Here, Bucky was sorted into Hufflepuff House.

Death and Dark Rebirth:

During a battle on the Hogwarts Express, Bucky fell from a train car as it was rolling over a cliff. Before hitting the ground, something stopped his fall, and he found himself dangling from his left arm. Thinking someone had rescued him, he looked up at his rescuer and breathed, "Thanks pallie--" then stopped, upon realizing his "rescuer" was an Irish Whiskeybreath dragon. The drunk dragon bit down, taking Bucky's arm clean off, and munched away, while Bucky went back to falling. Bucky presumed dead by all of his comrades. In fact, he was dead... for a time.

But the vampire blood his captors had forced him to drink caused him to resurrect as a Nosferatu. Vampirism often causes major loss of memory and emotions, turning victims into monsters almost overnight. The Dark Wizards collected their new vampire, and began training him as their personal assassin. Since his arm had been lost before his transformation, it did not grow back as lost Vampire limbs do, and had to be replaced. The Dark Wizards enchanted an arm from a suit of armor, and eventually stamped it with the Dark Mark.

Regaining Humanity:

Steve Rogers was the first one to recognize Bucky, and help him remember his life as a human. Steve did this by refusing to fight back, and letting Bucky suck some of his blood, knowing that sucking blood allows a vampire access to its victim's memories. Bucky was far gone enough that none of his previous victims's memories--even those of his old friend Howard Stark--stuck with him. But Steve made sure to think about all the times Bucky told him, "I'm with you 'till the end of the line," and that did the trick.

Bucky fled from everyone and got himself a small apartment in Europe. There, he taught himself how to use a Pensieve, and began sucking the juice from plums to help boost his memory. At times, he would also find himself creating strange Wonderland-styled hats with his wand; a side-effect of the confusion his brain was going through.

But then one day when Bucky came home to find an owl waiting for him with a letter. It read:

Dear Mr. Barnabus,

It has come to our attention that you are not entirely dead, and have not yet finished your magical education. It is highly encouraged that you return to Hogwarts and once and continue your studies, unless you wish to continue living as a crazy-haired hobo.

Sincerely, Headmistress Minerva McGonnagal

Upon returning to Hogwarts, Bucky was sorted back into Hufflepuff, and rekindled his friendship with Steve and a rivalry with fellow Hufflepuff Sam Wilson. But a drunken Quidditch brawl caused everything to go up in smoke, and Bucky once again left Hogwarts. He transfered to Wakanda's wizarding school, where King T'Challa offered the vampire amnesty, a new arm, a vaccine against the Imperius Curse, and a comfy glass coffin.

Tired of war and violent sports, Bucky took an interest in Care of Magical Creatures. He spent his summer vacation in Wakanda on a Thestral farm, bonding with these creatures of death. Princess Shuri made Bucky a new enchanted armor-arm, with the Hufflepuff emblem on it, so that when his former Hogwarts classmates saw him again, they and Bucky both would be reminded of who he really was.

Irony... so much irony....

Contrary to popular belief, not all vampires disintegrate in the sunlight. That only happens to the weakest n00bs. Bucky had long since been crafted into one of the most powerful vampires on Earth, by the evil wizards who made him. When Shuri cured Bucky of the dark magic in his head, she assured him that he would still do just fine in sunlight. . And yet, at the end of the Battle of Wakanda, Bucky was shocked to see his metal arm dissolving into ash.

"Steve...I think my powers are weakening. I've literally never disintegrated in the sun before."

"Everyone's disintegrating!" Bruce cried. "Not just vampires! Thanos got all the Infinity Stones into his wand, and this was his goal!"

Bucky bellowed, "Oh you have got to be shi--" he was ash before he could finish his sentence.

Relationships:

Like most Hufflepuffs, Bucky has a long list of strong relationships, including:

The Winter Soldier: An annoying Alter Ego that occasionally still interrupts Bucky's thoughts, despite Shuri's best efforts. No longer in charge of Bucky's body, at least.  

Steve Rogers: BFF who helped him remember his pre-vampire life

Sam Wilson: Rival BFF for Steve

Helmut Zemo: A deranged squib Durmstrang reject, Zemo pitted the Order of the Avengers against each other by spiking their food with Firewhisky and Hobbitweed, and hexing all of their Quidditch balls into literal Idoit Balls. He also framed Bucky Barnes for a pumpkin bombing using a very blurry photograph, and naturally everyone was drunk enough to believe it. And to add insult to injury, Zemo used the Imperius Curse to make Bucky go on a blood-sucking rampage.

King T'Challa: Previously dead-set on killing Bucky, even when Bucky protested that he was innocent. But after coughing up all the alcohol and Hobbit hemp with a hairball, T'Challa sobered up, and felt horrible. He now provides for Bucky and pays for his magical education in Wakanda. Princess Shuri: Bucky's doctor, she created a potion for him to regularly take that would shield him from the Imperius Curse. She also made him his new Hufflepuff themed arm.

Mad-Eye Fury: Bucky tried to kill him, but that was before he regained his humanity. All the same, Nick can't walk past Bucky in the halls of Hogwarts without giving him some attention from his angry magical eye.

Tony Stark: Angst-bros, since Bucky was forced to kill Tony's parents, and Tony only found out when he was dumped head-first into a Pensieve with the memory playing on repeat, and then Tony tried to kill Bucky because he was standing right next to him and who the **** wouldn't, and both were already guilt-complex-driven characters, and so this relationship was obvious (whether canon addresses it or not)

Wanda Maximoff: Another former Hydra Death Eater, and one who specializes in mind-magic, she is someone Bucky has much in common with, and who could help him retrieve his memories. Very possible love interest; Bucky just has to wait for her to realize how boring Vision is.

Ava Starr: Another magical predator that used to be human, trained to help bad guys. Another possible girlfriend for Bucky.

Natasha Romanoff: Rumor has it they dated back when they were both villains, and many classmates are rooting for them to pick up where they left off

The Thestrals: Bucky fees, sheers, and snuggles with thestrals on his freetime in Wakanda

Rocket Raccoon: Bucky's love for animals doesn't end with Thestrals. He and Rocket--a raccoon/niffler hybrid--are badasses on the battlefield together. Being half niffler causes Rocket to be enamored with Bucky's shinny arm, solidifying the friendship.

Peter Parker:

"You have a robot arm? That is awesome dude!" 

"It's not robotic, it's enchanted armor." 

"You have an enchanted armor arm and you're a vampire? That is so COOL! Are you also a werewolf? Because your name is White Wolf. Are you a vampire/werewolf like in 'Underworld?' With a robot arm? Are you a vampire-werewolf cyborg? Can I base my World of Darkness character off you in my next campaign?"

"I'm not a werewolf. It's just a name."

"Cuz every night the whole Ravencalw commonroom does some tabletop games and Tuesday is World of Darkness Night, and I always try to come up with a cool character but I never can because I'm not really the creative type, except when it comes to science-stuff--"

"Parker I don't care."  

Eddie Brock: Another Hufflepuff/Puckwudgie guy with a sinister alter ego that won't shut up. Eddie and Bucky frequently complain about Venom and the Winter Soldier, who likewise complain about their goody two-shoes hosts.

Notes: "Harry Potter" canon has little to no information about vampires, other than brief mentions that they do exist in the Potterverse. So I just chose some cliched rules that fit with Bucky's story. You can expect updates on this, and all the other Avengers' Hogwarts descriptions, as more movies come out.

#bucky barnes #hogwarts house #hufflepuff #hogwarts #au #potterverse #bucky #avengers #captain america #marvel #mcu #endgame #infinity war #civil war #vampire #coffin #glass #chibi #smol #cute #adorable #fanart #art #sebastian stan #james buchanan barnes #white wolf #winter soldier

[idkstark]

So I just saw infinity war. What the fuck.

⚠️⚠️ spoilers below ⚠️⚠️

- the snap??? Omg? There was a moment where I saw Thor and I though ‘oh okay it didn’t work lol’ then everyone started to fucking turn to ash. Bucky running towards steve and yelling his name broke my heart tbh.

- um also, obviously I was crying throughout that whole sequence, but Peter’s death was literally so fucking sad, I can’t get over it. The whole ‘I don’t feel so good’ and then ‘no I don’t want to go’ while he’s dying fUck

- yeah rocket is literally the only guardian left?? Did no one think about that lmao

-also, Sam Wilson died alone I hope y’all are aware

- sorry but Loki trying to double-cross Thanos and then being choked to death was quite entertaining

- why was Peter Dinklage 10m tall can someone explaim

- I’m a bit gutted there wasn’t an Awesome Mix 3

- My favourite battle was the one in space, I loved how everyone worked together (quill and Parker using strange’s portals n shit was great)

- omg when Thanos stabbed Tony the ENTIRE audience gasped then went silent, we were all holding our breath. While crying obviously.

- I’m so glad vision is finally dead lol

- Wanda, Okoye and Natasha are a dream team

- Thor’s entrance to Wakanda was amazing

- I’m a bit gutted that Clint and Hawkeye weren’t in this movie

- When Strange dies, he said something about this being ‘the only way’. I think he gave the time stone to Thanos for a reason. He only knew one outcome in which they would defeat thanos, and I think this is it. It’ll play out in the next movie if so

- the soul stone exists!! And it’s not heimdell (rip). I was so shocked when the Red Skull appeared lmao, but it had been speculated before. Also to think that thanos is capable of love?? Damn bro, why’d it have to be Gamora?

- I honestly wasn’t expecting Thanos to have all of the stones by the end, but fuck me I guess

- after the snap, why was his gauntlet all fucked up?? I mean there’s still a spare one at that dwarven forge tho

-OOH what if that means the remaining survivors go back in time and collect the stones before thanos does, and they wield their own gauntlet?? Idk

- never forget thanos acting as if he were dying, then roasting Thor & going on to kill everyone (“but you should’ve aimed for the head” *snaps fingers* *audience gasping*)

-all of the original avengers are alive hallelujah?

-I know everyone talks about Bucky having the best hair, but can we take moment to respect steve? He looking fine af

- I’m a bit disappointed we never got to see Meek, Korg and Valkyrie again :(

I’m emotionally drained after this movie, but it was an actual masterpiece. The humour throughout the film was a great way to distract us from the inevitable pain and suffering at the end.

#infinity war #infinity war spoilers #iw spoilers #marvel

[genderonthescreen-blog]

The Problematic Love Interest: No Means Yes?

What do TV and film teach us about love? Well, they teach us that romantic love is very important, that the grand gestures are everything, that true love’s kiss will always break the spell, and, oh yeah, when someone says “no” they really mean “yes.” The lack of consent in movies and TV shows, in scenes that are supposed to be romantic, is shocking. Time and time again I will come across a show or film that looks promising, it usually is, and I am enjoying the film or show. That is before I am shown a scene that is so obviously sexual assault, yet, it is shown as seductive, or romantic, or even funny.

Last summer I watched the movie Blade Runner (1982) for the first time. As an avid fan of Star Wars, I spent most of my pre-teen years drooling over Han Solo (Harrison Ford)—as well as the swashbuckling archaeologist, Dr. Indiana Jones (also Ford). So after re-watching the Star Wars films I was suffering from a Harrison Ford withdrawal, so I decided it was time to check out, supposedly, the next best “Ford Sci-fi Flick”: Blade Runner. Now, in my own personal and unimportant opinion, I don’t think Blade Runner is a very good movie. However, I think it would’ve been much better in my eyes if it weren’t for the rape scene that happens about halfway through the film. In the scene (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjO8wsjPqbg), the lead character, Rick Deckard, just told his “love interest”, Rachael (Sean Young), that she is an android (the beings the Deckard is supposed to be hunting and killing) and that her human memories are fake. In her moment of distress Deckard makes a move on her. However, she doesn’t respond. She moves away when he tries to kiss her again and quickly gets up to leave his apartment. Deckard becomes angry. He storms in front of her, blocking the path between her and the door, before he grabbing her by the shoulders and shoving her up against the window on the opposite end of the room. He proceeds to force a kiss on her and then tells her to to say to him “Kiss me” and then, after she complies, he tells her to say “I want you” to him. In doing this, Deckard forces her to give him “consent”, thus making the whole assault her fault. Its a disgusting scene that made me wonder: “Why I am supposed to be rooting for this main character?” But honestly the worst part about it is that it’s filmed as a seduction. The music swells as Deckard kisses Rachael, telling the audience that this is a romantic and sensual moment. What it really does, however, is perpetuate the falsehood that when a woman says “no” (either with her words or her body language) she really means “yes.”

These kinds of scenes are very prevalent in older films. The John Hughes classic Sixteen Candles (1984) is chalk full of dubious consent. In one scene (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmf_sT_IcMc&t=125s), the love interest, Jake (Michael Schoeffling), of the main character, Samantha (Molly Ringwald)—who’s supposed to be a sensitive jock; he just wants a nice girl to love him—hands his current girlfriend, a very drunk Caroline (Haviland Morris), off to Farmer Ted (Anthony Michael Hall) in exchange for a pair of Sam’s underwear. In the kitchen when the two boys are talking about this plan, Jake delivers the infamous line: “I can get a piece of ass anytime I want. Shit, I’ve got Caroline in my bedroom now passed out cold. I could violate her ten different ways if I wanted to.” This line is the precursor to Jake saying how he wants a nice girl who doesn’t party. Honestly, how is he the romantic male lead in this movie and not the predatory creep! Later in the film it is implied that Caroline and Farmer Ted have sex, to which Caroline is very okay with, despite the fact she was totally drunk throughout the whole ordeal (thus, unable to consent), and was also tricked by her boyfriend into thinking that Farmer Ted was her boyfriend, Jake. This perpetuates that same stereotype seen in Blade Runner: “no” means “yes.”

An argument can be made that “These movies are from the eighties! They’re just a product of the times!” And, while Sixteen Candles especially is a product of it’s time, that doesn’t mean this kind of portrayal of “romance” is gone from TV and cinema today. In fact, it’s unfortunately alive and well.

Take the relationship between Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke) and Khal Drogo (Jason Momoa) from the HBO show Game of Thrones. Daenerys is basically sold into marriage to Drogo by her brother, and proceeds to get raped by her husband multiple times during the beginning of their relationship. However, by the time Khal Drogo makes his exit from the show (SPOILER ALERT! He dies) the two are in love. All is forgiven, and Daenerys is heartbroken by the loss of her husband. This kind of forgiveness of sexual predators in a TV show is quite common. The character Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick), from the classic 2000s show Gossip Girl, forces himself on two different characters during the first season, but all is forgotten barely a few episodes later, and he just becomes an annoying antagonist—and by the end of the series, he’s a dashing love interest!

I hate to say it, but Buffy the Vampire Slayer (one of my favorite TV shows of all time) is another example of this kind of forgetfulness when it comes to sexual assault in TV shows. In the episode “Seeing Red” from season six, there is a scene (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGWhEgjdLeM ) where the vampire, Spike (James Marsters), attempts to rape Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar). These are two characters have been in an “on again, off again” sexual relationship for most of the season. However, Spike has fallen in love with Buffy, and she has not fallen for him. In an attempt to get her to love him back, Spike decides to force himself on her. After a bit of a struggle—where Spike tries to pull off her robe and tackles her to the ground—Buffy kicks him off of her before anything happens, but the damage is done. The problem is Spike still stays a fan favorite on the show and he is very easily redeemed (he gets a soul so all is well!). He is also not only redeemed in the eyes of the viewer, but also in the eyes of Buffy, the victim of his abuse—who, in the next season, actually falls in love with him. These are all classic examples of the actions of a male character, who is a sexual abuser/assaulter, getting forgotten or easily forgiven as the show progresses.

Modern movies still have problems with consent, too. A recent Netflix release titled Sierra Burgess is a Loser (2018) is an example of dubious consent passed off as a sweet romance. The basic plot of this teen romance movie is: a teenage girl, named Sierra (Shannon Purser), cat-fishes this teenage boy, Jamey (Noah Centineo), because she is too insecure to tell him who she really is. Sierra does this with the help of the popular girl from her high school, Veronica (Kristine Froseth), who is the person Jamey thinks he is texting/talking on the phone with. This movie has a LOT of problems, but what I thought the most disturbing part was a scene (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMdjN-sIxw4) where Veronica goes on a date with Jamey as Sierra. Sierra follows the two around on their “date” and texts Veronica instructions on how to act so Jamey doesn’t think something’s up. Towards the end of the evening, Jamey and Veronica are leaning on the hood of his car—Sierra is hiding underneath the car, spying on the two of them—and Jamey leans in for a kiss. Veronica stops him and tells him to close his eyes first before she gestures for Sierra to come out and kiss Jamey herself, and she does. It’s super weird and uncomfortable to watch because this teenage boy is being kissed by someone he’s never met, and without his consent. But, all the while, the music swells, telling the audience that this is a romantic moment. A lot of people were complaining about this movie—like I said, it had many issues (making fun of deaf people, and some off comments about the LGBT community)—but I wish more people were talking about this scene. If the roles were reversed and Jamey was a girl being kissed by this boy who was cat-fishing her, people would be up in arms (because that literally sounds like it was taken out of Sixteen Candles!). But, because Jamey is a boy, people aren’t as upset about this scene.

The movie Wedding Crashers (2005) is a comedy about two guys who have a hobby of (you guessed it) crashing weddings. It’s a very funny movie that I have thoroughly enjoyed. However, this movie makes many jokes about men who have been sexually assaulted—thus, perpetuating the stereotype that men can’t be sexually assaulted because they always want to have sex. There are several scenes that depict sexual coercion and even a scene that could be considered rape! In this scene (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_r1zDwdmSg&has_verified=1), Jeremy (Vince Vaughn) wakes up tied to his bed with a naked Gloria (Isla Fisher), the woman that he’s been sleeping with, sitting on top of him. He begins to ask her what is going on, and she tells him she thinks what’s wrong with their relationship is that they aren’t being adventurous enough. Jeremy tries to protest, but Gloria quickly “shushes” him before shoving a sock into his mouth and covering it with duct tape before the camera cuts away. This scene is depicted as funny, as are all of the other sexual assault scenes in this movie. In the next scene (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6fLskrvsRA also depicted as funny), Jeremy tells his friend, John (Owen Wilson), about what happened to him. Unfortunately, Jeremy is semi-ignored by his friend, who brushes off his complaints and proceeds to go on about the woman he has feelings for. When Jeremy says he wants to leave the house they are staying at and go home, John guilt-trips him into staying (no bro left behind). Later in the film Gloria and Jeremy actually end up getting married! Throughout the film, these scenes are played off as funny, because it’s a man getting sexually assaulted and not a woman. Once again I ask you to switch the roles and pretend that Jeremy is a woman and Gloria is a man. Would people still be laughing if that was the case?

Sexual assault and consent is a serious issue. With the “Time’s Up” and #Metoo movement taking the internet by storm, and so many actresses and actors (and people in general!) coming forward about the sexual assault and mistreatment they experienced in their industry, there is a lot to consider. But the fact that films and TV are still allowing sexual coercion, assault, harassment, and rape to be shot as funny, romantic, sensual, or easily forgiven is sending people the message that sexual assault isn’t a big deal—thus, adding to the problem. This notion is not only wrong, but also dangerous. It is teaching people (especially young people) that consent isn’t important. Future writers, directors, producers, and anyone else involved in making films and TV need to step up to the plate and use their platform to enforce the importance of consent, instead of disregarding it.

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Check out these cool sources!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWoP8VpbpYI

https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2018/01/when-pop-culture-sells-dangerous-myths-about-romance/549749/

http://shrcc.org/get-the-facts/what-is-consent/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4062022/

How about this cooler bibliography!

https://vimeo.com/194215274

https://books.google.com/books?id=Kq4-DwAAQBAJ&printsec=frontcover&dq=consent+in+films&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjNvOrYl5nfAhVws1kKHaiCDBUQuwUIOzAD#v=onepage&q=consent%20in%20films&f=false

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/12/05/why-the-last-tango-in-paris-rape-scene-is-generating-such-an-outcry-now/?utm_term=.5b8a35fad57e

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-469646/I-felt-raped-Brando.html

[minimin1993]

B/L 28

Warning: Violence

“So out of all the cars in the world you choose this car… for 2 huge super soldier, a decent size dude and me. I am literally sitting on James because its so fucken small.” Linda complained squirming on Bucky trying to get comfortable hearing a small moan from him. 

“Looks like he isn’t complaining.” Steve said smirking at the pair behind him earning a kick to the back of his chair from Linda when he pulls up under the bridge stepping out of the car and walking over to Sharon. 

“Can you move your seat up?” Bucky asked glaring at the back of Sam’s head.

“No.” 

“Sam…” Linda/Luna said causing him so sigh before moving his chair up a little. 

‘You know that's Peggy's niece.’ Linda transmitted to Bucky hearing him laugh in her mind. 

‘Dam he knows how to pick em huh’ Bucky said before Steve pulls Sharon into a kiss as Linda erupts in a quiet giggle fit. 

“Quiet, he will hear….” Bucky whispered just as Steve turns to look at them with a smug look on his face before Linda giggle harder winking at Steve. 

By the time Steve got into the car and drove away, Linda pops her head near Steve.

“Took you long enough…” She teased him.

“Shut up. It's not like we had time for dating.” 

“Pft. She lived across from us for how long?” 

“Wait she lived across from you guys and you didn’t make a move until now. Bro really?” Sam said in shock.

“That's what I said, I even offered to leave the apartment but he didn’t me to.” Linda said settling back in between Bucky’s lap. 

  By the time they got into the airport they parked next to a white van out coming Clint and Wanda

“  Cap.” Clint said giving Steve a handshake. 

“  You know I wouldn't have called If I had any other choice.” 

“  Hey man, you're doing me a favor. Besides, I owe a debt.” 

“  Thanks for having my back.” Steve said looking over at Wanda.

“  It was time to get off my ass.”  

“  How about our other recruit?” 

“  He's rarin' to go. Had to put a little coffee in him, but… he should be good.” Clint said opening the door waking the person inside it.

“  What timezone is this?” Scott Lang said 

“  Come on. Come on.” Clint said pulling Scott out. 

“  Captain America.” Scott said shaking Steve hands with an amazed look    “Mr. Lang.” 

“  It's an honor. I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow! This is awesome! Captain America.” He said turning to look at Wanda then Linda “I know you, too. You're great! And Miss Grey wow just…”  He said turning back and feels Steve shoulders. “Jeez. Ah, look, I wanna say, I know you know a lot of super people, so . . . thinks for thanking of me. Hey, man!” Scott said looking at Sam.

“  What's up, Tic Tac?” 

“  Uh, good to see you. Look, what happened last time when I . . .” 

“It was a great audition, but it'll . . . it'll never happen again.” Scott said. 

“They tell you what we're up against?” Steve said 

“Something about some . . . psycho-assassins?” 

“  We're outside the law on this one. So, if you come with us, you're a wanted man.” Steve explains. 

“  Yeah, well, what else is new?” 

“  We should get moving.” Bucky said 

“  We got a chopper lined up.” Clint said before the PA comes on.

“  Dies ist eine Notsituation. Alle Passagiere müssen den Flughafen sofort evakuieren. (This is an emergency. All passengers must evacuate the airport immediately.)” 

“They're evacuating the airport.” Linda translates 

“  Stark.” 

“  Stark?” 

“  Suit up.” Steve said walking back to the car. 

“Linda, I think you might want this.” Wanda said walking over to Linda with a duffle bag containing her Avenger suit. 

“I feel like I don’t deserve this, I technically left you guys.” Linda said sadly. 

“You will always be an Avenger.” Wanda said giving her a hug.  

  When they finish suiting up Steve and Linda ran out to the Helicopter but Tony shows up and blast a Electro-disabler on it rendering it useless before landing down with Rhodes next to him. 

“  Wow, it's so weird how you run into people at the airport. Don't you think that's weird?” Tony said as his mask disappears.

“  Definitely weird.” Rhodes said 

“  Hear me out, Tony. That doctor, the psychiatrist, he's behind all of this.” Steve said. 

“  Captain. Grey” T’Challa said jumping over.  

“  Your highness.” Steve and Linda said looking over at him 

“  Anyway, Ross gave me 36 hours to bring you in. That was 24 hours ago. Can you help a brother out?” Tony said 

“  You're after the wrong guy.” Linda said glaring at Tony.

“  Your judgment is askew. Your ‘Fiance’ killed innocent people yesterday.” 

“  And there are five more super soldiers just like him. I can't let the doctor find them first, Tony. I can't.” Steve said.

“  Steve, Lin . . . you know what's about to happen. Do you really wanna punch your way out of this one?” Natasha said walking in.

“  All right, I've run out of patience. Underoos!” Tony said when Spiderman shoots a web, stealing Steve's shield and binding his and Linda hands. “Nice job, kid.” 

“  Thanks. Well, I could've stuck the landing a little better. It's just the new suit… Well, it's nothing, Mr. Stark. It's--it's perfect. Thank you.” SpiderMan said. 

“  Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation.”

“  Okay. Cap . . . Captain. Grey. Big fan, I'm Spider-Man.” 

“  Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just . . .” 

“  Hey, everyone.” 

“  Good job.”

“  You've been busy.” Steve said 

“  And you've been a complete idiot. Dragging in Clint. 'Rescuing' Wanda from a place she doesn't even want to leave, a safe place. I'm trying to keep . . . I'm trying to keep you from tearing the Avengers apart.” 

“  You did that when you signed.” 

“  Alright, We're done. You're gonna turn Barnes over, you're gonna come with us. NOW! Because it's us! Or a squad of J-SOC guys . . . with no compunction about being impolite. Come on.” Tony said 

“  We found it. Their Quinjet's in hanger five, north runway.” Sam said over their ear com as Steve puts up his hand for Clint to fire his arrow separates his webbing as Linda hand glows disinerating hers.  

“  Alright, Lang.” Steve said. 

“  Hey, guys, something . . .” SpiderMan said as Lang grew to normal size knocking him over. 

“  Whoa. What--what the hell was that?” Rhodes said confused. 

“  I believe this is yours, Captain America.” Lang said appearing next to Steve and hand him his shield. 

“  Oh, great. Alright, there's two on the parking deck. I'm gonna grab Wanda. Rhodey, you want to take Cap?” Tony said flying off

“  Got two in the terminal, Wilson and Barnes.” Rhodes said when Steve throws his shield at him.

“  Barnes is mine!” T’Challa said running off with Linda and Steve after him throwing his shield and knocked down T’Challa. 

“Move, Captain. I won't ask a second time.” T’Challa said standing up. Linda conjures her whip and cracks it to hold T’Challa for Steve to run over and kicks him away before Rhodes flies over. 

“Sorry CAP, this won’t kill you but it aint ganna tickle either.” He said removing an Electric Baton about to hit Steve but Linda runs over and grabs it with both her hands absorbing all the power with a smirk. “Shit.” He said before she sends a charge blasting him and T’Challa away.

“  Hey, Cap, heads up!” Scott said running over to Steve and Linda handing him a miniature truck. “Throw it at this. Now!” Scott said holding up a disk throwing it. Steve aims it at the disk and the truck grew back to its normal side heading towards Rhodes. 

“  Oh, come on!” Rhode said as it lands and explodes on him.

“  Oh, man. I thought it was a water truck. Uh . . . sorry.” Scott said as they run away and met up with the rest. 

“  Come on!” Steve yells before Vision shows up and his energy from the mind stone slices across the runway and stops them.  

“Captain Rogers. I know you believe what you're doing is right. But for the collective good you must surrender now.” Vision said as Tony’s team appears. 

“  What do we do, Cap?” Sam asks 

“  We fight.” Steve said walking toward them 

“  This is gonna end well.” Natasha said as the two teams stride towards each other with grim determination etched on their faces.

“  They're not stopping.” SpiderMan said 

“  Neither are we.” Tony said as everyone broke into a sprint as the fight begins. Spiderman swings himself right into Linda knocking her over before she flips off the ground conjuring her whip around Spider Man's wrist flinging him over her head sending him away before turning to see T’Challa about to come at Bucky with his claws. 

“He didn’t kill your father.” Linda said cracking her whip catching claws sending him into the terminal extension away from Bucky.

“Are you okay?” Linda said running over to Bucky helping him up.

“I’m fine doll.” He said as they ran over to meet up with Steve.

“We gotta go. That guy's probably in Siberia by now.” Bucky said 

“  We gotta draw out the flyers. I'll take Vision. You both get to the jet.” Linda said. 

“  No, you get to the jet! All three of you! The rest of us aren't getting out of here.” Sam said flying away from War Machine. 

“  As much as I hate to admit it, if we're gonna win this one, some of us might have to lose it.” Clint said in the ear com

“  This isn't the real fight, Steve.” Sam said 

“  Alright, Sam, what's the play?” 

“  We need a diversion, something big.” 

“  I got something kind of big, but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell. And if I tear myself in half . . . don't come back for me.” Scott said 

“  He's gonna tear himself in half?” Bucky asked confused.

“  You're sure about this, Scott?” Steve asks 

“  I do it all the time. I mean once . . . in a lab. Then I passed out. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the BOSS!” Scott said before he grew into a freakin giant and grabbed ahold of Rhodes leg.

“Holy shit!” Peter said 

“  Okay, tiny dude is big now. He's big now.” 

“  I guess that's the signal.” Steve said as they walk to look at Scott 

“  Way to go, Tic Tac!” Sam laughs

“Guys we need to go now.” Linda remind Steve and Bucky before they starts to run toward the hanger while their friends fight each other behind them. When they were almost there Vision uses the mind stone and cuts the building onto itself trying to destroy it but Wanda uses her powers to stop it from falling. They got further before Rhodes sends a sonic wave toward Wanda causing her to lose focus as the debris continues to fall. The three ran faster than they ever did dodging the debris before sliding in seeing Natasha stand in between them and the quinjet. 

“  You're both not gonna stop.” She said with a defeated look on her face.    “You know we can't.” Steve said. 

“  I'm gonna regret this.” She said raising her blaster and blast her electrocurrent right pass them and stuns T’Challa “Go.” She said as Steve, Linda, and Bucky runs into the quinjet to get settled in. When they fly off they saw Rhodes and Tony flying with them with Sam behind sending blasts towards Rhodes. Then out of nowhere Vision mind stone hits Rhodes right on his powersource before he falls down out of the sky.

“Oh my god.” Linda said watching Rhodes fall down before hitting the ground in a sickening blow.

“What's gonna happen to your friends?” Bucky asks once Linda calmed down. 

“  Whatever it is… I'll deal with it.” Steve said. 

“  I don't know if I'm worth all this, Steve.” Bucky said looking in Linda eyes obviously telling her the same thing. 

“What you did all those years . . . it wasn't you. You didn't have a choice.” Steve said glancing a  look at Bucky who was still staring at Linda.    “I know. But I did it.” 

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[mar-gega]

You Selfish Sokovian!

Anon Request:  Ok woah! I didn't even know you wrote Pietro imagines until I read your recent post (it was fabulous btw). How about a fic where she's a huge flirt but doesn't really mean to be like she's just a generally affectionate person and it comes off as flirting. Then Pietro gets jealous and there's a lot of fluff 

A/N: I think this one turned out to be a little similar to ‘Pietro and the Pie’ but I hope that you still like it? The flirting bit was a bit of a struggle for me, and if you think it’s bad then I apologise in advance!

Warnings: Not much, apart from bad innuendo and poor writing. Oh, there’s fluff.

Word count: 2.3k

‘Morning boys!’ Your voice echoed through the gym. You were not usually a morning person but you've already had a coffee AND when you came downstairs there was a plate of cooked bacon with your name on it. Literally. A sticky note was placed on the edge of the plate with Steve's distinct handwriting.

Good morning, Grumpy Face! Accept this offering as a goodwill gesture and an advanced apology for the training we’re putting you through this morning. See you at 8AM Sharp. X X

‘Ooh, double kiss?’ You wondered out loud before grabbing the crispy strip of perfectly cooked bacon with your bare hand. That’s how you knew it was shaping up to be a good morning, indeed.

‘Someone's unusually cheery!’ Sam was the first to notice.

‘I got two kisses from the Cap with my breakfast…’ you smiled at the blonde super soldier who has just appeared from around the corner carrying a full case of isotonic drinks.

‘I thought.. If Steve was in a good mood, maybe it could rub on me?’ You winked at him and instantly thought of a joke. And because, let's be honest, you had no filter you just blurted it out.

‘The mood, I mean. I don't need the Cap rubbing anything else on me!’ Sam exploded with laughter and had to add his jab too.

‘Not that you would mind anyway, y’know what I'm sayin’?’ You bit your lips and looked toward the other man in the gym, the blonde wonder boy, Pietro Maximoff, who, though smiling, didn't seem that into casual innuendo. Maybe it was just too early in the morning for a little banter for him?

‘I mean… Look at the man… Who wouldn't mind a cheeky rub?’ you said a little more quietly and especially directing it at Sam. He, on the other hand, was ALWAYS up for playful innuendo, no time of day (or night) when he didn’t appreciate your potty mouth.

‘Okay, Missy, if you’re done verbally assaulting my dignity, I'll have you warm up on the treadmill.’ You groaned at Steve’s words - you hated running. Maybe you could just slowly jog your way through it and he wouldn't notice?

‘Oh, and don't worry! I've already set the program for you!’

‘Great…’ You huffed dramatically, so that he could hear your annoyance. ‘If I don't complain, do I get an extra reward?’ You pushed your luck.

‘Oh, what's that?’ Steve pretended to not hear you and began looking around the room, turning his head around many times before stopping on Sam's and Pietro’s faces. ‘Did you hear something? That buzzing sound? Can you two hear it too? So annoying…’

‘Kiss my ass!’ You shouted from your treadmill, already marching at a steady pace.

‘You wish!’ Steve shot back and all you could hear is Sam's loud laughter echoing the room. It was great to be so casual and free around all the men in the compound. Sam Wilson has made it a personal mission of his to bring the Cap up to speed with modern talk, encouraging him to be playful and a little flirty with the women. And you? Well, you always came off as flirty, but really, there was not much to it. A few cheeky innuendos here and there, maybe because of how comfortable you felt around the compound that made you come across so forward all the time? You never thought much of it, everyone around you seemed to really embrace that side of you, as the more comfortable you felt, the easier it was to joke and flirt. The rest of the morning you spent by going through a gruelling workout with Steve and Sam. And to your disappointment there wasn't much time to interact with the favourite of yours - the Sokovian Pretty Boy Maximoff - he opted to spend all of his morning by the weights. He was usually a lot more quiet than everybody else which you found quite endearing. Deep down, you had a real sweet spot for the guy. Silently hoping that he'd be about the compound so you could catch up with him, after taking a shower, you decided to pop out of for a coffee. You grabbed your favourite and bought one for Pietro too. If that wasn't going to be a conversation starter, what would?

When you returned you headed straight for the outside terrace, where you were sure to find him - the sun was shining, it was the team’s day off - where else would he be but outside enjoying the weather?

Your suspicions were quickly confirmed. There he was, right by the bar, helping himself to some fruit punch. As you set off on your way towards him you walked past Sam who didn't miss the fact that you were carrying coffee cups.

‘Mmm, for me? You shouldn't have!’ He smiled at you.

‘You wish!’ You shot back and winked at him.

‘Come on, I deserve it!’ Oh, this was going to be fun! You though to yourself.

‘I deserve it more, that workout of yours really knackered me!’ You stopped for a moment to finish your exchange. With the corner of your eye you noticed Pietro looking in your direction.

‘You’re a lightweight, but I’m sure in time I can get you into shape...’ He lowered his sunglasses down his nose and wiggled his eyebrows at you.

‘I bet you would… Look, this is coffee, I need it, but I’ll find you when I’m in a mood for some chocolate…’ he chortled loudly at this and sat back in the lounge chair, shaking his head, admitting a defeat.

‘Oh that's how it's gonna be?’

‘Oh, that's how it's gonna be.’ You winked at him and turned on your heel toward Pietro, leaving chuckling Sam behind.

‘Hey, handsome!’ You cooed when you got closer to the blonde. ‘Got you something delicious to tickle your taste buds!’ He sent you a tight lipped smile and crossed arms over his chest. You extended the cup to him but he didn't take it. Instead he looked you straight in the eyes and cleared his throat. ‘Why do you have to be like that?!’ He hissed at you. This was a strange move and it instantly took you aback.

‘Like what?’ You jutted your hip out as you shifted your balance on one leg. If you could, you'd put your hand on your hip in a full-on ‘come at me, bro’ pose but you still held both of the coffees in your hands. Pietro stared down at you, still refusing to take his drink. He shook his head in annoyance and when he looked at you again, his eyes were squinting.

‘Why do have to act so… so…’ he moved his hands up and down, from your feet to your shoulders, as if he was presenting a piece at an auction for everyone to admire ‘So… EASY.’

Did you just hear it right?!

Your eyes snapped wide open, anger boiling your blood. Oh, he struck a nerve there.

How dare he?!

‘WHAT?!’ You screeched and he flinched a little at your tone. You slammed his coffee on the bar and as you turned you were ready to give him a piece of your mind.

‘How fucking dare you?!’ You quickly advanced on him. He must've only just realised how angry you were because he took a couple of steps back, as if that was going to make you stop in your track!  

‘You total asshole!’ You extended your finger and pointed it in his face. ‘You don't get to judge me! Who do you think you are?! I might be loud and flirty but I am certainly not easy!’

His eyes flickered between your moving finger and your face, surely it was the time he realised what he said was so hurtful.

‘I didn't say you were easy…’ he mumbled. It was beyond your understanding how he was standing there and acted so casual. You took a second to assess the situation. To think that up until now you had a real sweet spot in your heart for Pietro, the slightly shy demeanour that he usually sported was something rarely seen on guys, and how he - up until now - had found your sense of humour a bit crass and too much, it was endearing, really. If you really wanted, any guy in the compound would succumb to your advances. It's something you never acted on, but you could sense that the way you handled yourself and how open and flirty you were being meant men found you attractive. But Pietro… he was a different type of fellow. With him, your cheap blunt jokes didn't always work, you were only rewarded with a small smile; to get him laughing would take a real clever joke, a super sarcastic one. And when you did make him laugh, it really made your day.

That same, not easily amused and shy man, was now standing if front of you, refusing a perfect cup of coffee and calling you easy. That same guy that you somehow found attractive, all of a sudden has lost his appeal. He seemed nothing but a sexist pig and he wasn't even sorry. This didn’t seem right at all!

‘You said I acted easy!’ You growled and moved your face closer to his.

‘Yes, but I'd never call you easy! The way you act sometimes…’ he struggled to maintain eye contact, and he began stuttering his words, nerves getting the better of him.

‘WHAT?!’ Oh, you weren't going to let go. You're never wrong about people, and if Pietro really wasn't the sweet shy guy you pinned him down for, you needed to make sure.

‘It's intimidating, OKAY?!’ He was the one raising his voice now. You dropped your shoulders and looked for his eyes. And when you met his, there was a shot of electricity that surged through your body. For a few seconds neither of you would drop eye contact, however, it was Pietro who blinked first.

‘My god, Y/N! You're so confident, so funny, so flirty…’ he rubbed his stubbled jaw as he searched for the right words ‘It's intoxicating… drives me crazy...’ he released a loud sigh and looked up to the sky, as if that was going to help him!

Meanwhile, you stood there, confused. You thought you were having an argument. Yet right now you had Pietro stuttering and breathing heavily in front of you, giving you compliments…?

‘What is going on, Pietro?’ You said in a demanding voice.

‘Oh fuck it…’ he muttered under his nose. He shifted in his spot and cleared his throat twice before speaking again.

‘I don't want you flirting with everyone around…’

‘Well, thought shit, pretty boy, that's how I am…’ you snapped back immediately. He smirked a little and took another deep breath.

‘I know. I actually like that about you.’ He said quietly.

‘I don't understand’ And you were completely confused. You didn't know whether to be angry or smitten, he liked you but he thought you were easy? These were not normally the two feelings that went together… You body was still really tense, but your brain started registering what Pietro was saying.

‘I don't want you flirting with everyone else because… Selfishly, I want you all to myself, for you to only flirt with me.’ He nervously cleared his throat again and put his hands on his hips to stop them from fidgeting at his sides.

You took a moment to think. Was this his way of saying he wants you two to be more than friends? If it was, that poor boy sure knows how to go about it the wrong way! You scanned his body up and down - he was nervously shifting balance from one leg to another, his chest was moving up and down at an alarming rate and he was biting his lip furiously - how he's not bit through it was beyond you! Ok, so it started to make sense now.

You smirked at him and took a sip of your coffee. He stared at you expectantly, clearly waiting for you comment on his confession. ‘You know… You're real cute when you're nervous…’ you dared to send him a wink. He released a breathy chuckle and smiled back at you. ‘And you're a real pain the ass…’ you added.

‘Oh, wouldn't you want to find out?’ He replied, making both of you giggle a little at this.

‘Sorry, couldn't help myself.’ He chuckled. His hands were still on his hips and he still looked very nervous, so you took it upon yourself to make the next move. You stepped closer to him and used your spare arm to wrap around his small waist. You felt his body relax into your touch and, after a few second, his arms were around your back, returning the hug.

‘I'm also sorry for the misunderstanding earlier.’ He whispered in your ear.

You smiled to yourself. Of course you couldn't stay mad at him. Especially not now that you know how amazing his chest feels...

‘You need to make it up to me!’ You whispered back to him. He hummed in agreement and replied immediately.

‘Whatever you want, baby.’ Your head flooded with at least a dozen of inappropriate jokes but it was a sweet moment you two were sharing so rather than spoil it, you opted for keeping your mouth shut.

And honestly? This man was probably the only person that's ever managed to keep you quiet. At least for now, because one thing’s for sure - you were certainly hoping not to stay quiet later that night…

Okay everyone, so this is it? So far I’ve had really mixed reaction to these Pietro fics, what did you think about this one?

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[hitchell-mope]

Endgame

Shit. Poor Clint

Dad Tony. He dying. Did Robert actually lose weight for this part because he looks skinnier

CAROL!!!! YAAAAY!!!! And apparently Steve has never heard of an electric razor

Literally the only pepperony I like are these two.

Honestly they’re both in the wrong and right here. Tony has a guilt complex and Steve lived through World War II. So of course they’re at odds. Different methods born from different experiences. Tony is still a dramatic birch though and I love it

Language Steven.

14 minutes and 55 seconds for the title to appear

I really. REALLY. Like Carol. And here’s grape face

WHOOOOHOOOO!!!! GOOD ON YA THOR

Oh yeah. The uh “lgbt rep”. Real groundbreaking. But honestly. What the hell did they expect?

Ohhhh yeah. The cliffhanger of ant man and the wasp

Bloody hell. That’s one hell of a monument. Don’t worry Scotty. Cassie is fine.

😭😭😭😭. Carol’s hair!!!! Eh. It’s comic accurate so I can’t really complain that much.

Natasha’s worries about one brother. And the other brother is worried about her

I. Am. LOVING NATS HAIR

Poor lost ageless puppy trying to explain things just wants to eat

Hello again Tony. I concede. Morgan’s cute

Again. Both have a point here. Scott missed out on a lot. But Tony’s finally ok. I ain’t villainising either of them. No matter how much tumblr implores me to pick a side

Poor Brucie. And he’s turned into the Dude. Why the dab?

Baby see baby do. What can I say? Smart kid

This is the last time they talk to each other isn’t it?

(Hopeless screeching) BRUTASHA

Contrary to popular belief apart from elderly Scott no make up or special effects were used in this sequence. Paul Rudd can just do that

Steve is tired. Oh so very tired. And here’s baby bro to save the day.

Ah yes the return.

At least Bruce feeds him

Poor Thor. Still a teeny bit funnier then ragnarok. Though not by much. He’s so sad. Oh Rocket. Always knowing how to get the job done

Some eat peanut butter sandwiches. Some depression drink. Some hold support meetings. And some go all batman with no one rule. We all deal with grief differently. Personally. Choosing the peanut butter

She just wants to help her brother.

Bruce. Why you booing Rhodey? He’s right.

Yes Scott. Back to the future is a bunch of bullshit

Do not tell me they sent Clint back to when his family died. Oh that was just cruel. Even by my standards

Oh. My god. It’s true. Scott is a puppy

Power walk time

Nat’s lastbwords to Stevie

Bruce is not impressed with past hulk. And very half hearted

Jane’s back. And Frigga. Unorthodox pep talk from Rocket

Are we sure Clint has a Mohawk or is he just balding in reverse?

Hopefully we see what happened in Budapest in black widow 2020

Yay. MCUma. And the bastards back

Oh that’s not good.

Steve might be America’s ass. But Scott is definitely America’s kissass

Hydra fuckers. Poor hulky

This movie has such better pacing then ragnarok or black panther

FUCKING PEARCE!!!!

Oh no. Of course that went back to bite them on the ass

They are just so DONE WITH THEMSLEVES

That’s one way to deal with yourself

Oh Jadis. Spouting truth.

Oh fuck. Shits about to go down.

A good mother always knows

Always with the rabbit

HE STILL WORTHY

Bonding over trauma

And she’s being tortured

Karen is such a good actress

Helen is in everything

Ah Rodger Sterling. The bastard. I wanna punch him in the dick.

My god the hair

Oh Peggy

Keep telling yourself that you asshead

He has the Pym particles

Natasha’s demise

Sibling fight to the literal death

😭😭😭😭 BRUTASHA

So people are criticising Clint for. A. The way he deals with his family’s dying. And. B. The “man pain” of Natasha’s sacrifice. Oh that’s fair.

Oh my god his arm

It worked though

Trash the set why don’t you

The final face off begins

Jeezum crow. More sibling vs sibling

Stevie has the hammer

Go in Rogers. Fillet the bitch

SAM WILSON, T’Challa, Stephen the guardians. Peter Parker: the punching bag for marvel. Pepper. And giant man

How the fuck did everyone hear him with that quiet ass “assemble”?

Val has her Pegasus

How is Scott not stepping on anyone

Husband and wife duo

Dad hug. Then more pain for Petey

Oh Quill. And nebula being unenthusiastic about her sisters choice of boyfriend

HOW CAN THEY ALL HEAR EACH OTHER

Benedict still sounds like House

Gauntlet hot potato

WANDA

Peters doing his best. And it’s hilarious

Carol caused them to retreat. HEAR THAT BITCH

A-FORCE PEIOLE.

Ok. So Carol is officially one of my favourites

Oh crap

YAY

Oh dear

Oh. Fuck

No yah not ya bitch

They won

Dammit tumblr. Every time I watch one of these things I’m confused because Peter’s voice sounds so deep and it’s all your fault

Two were gonna cop it. And you can’t have to happy alive fathers in a Disney movie can you?

Clint gets his kids back

Ohhhh. Holographic will.

Oh yeah. The uh “wedding”. Oh so very moving

They put drax in a shirt. Poor bastards nipples

Nebula has lost her proper father (Tony)

And then there’s Harley

Father daughter chat

Uncle Happy

Oh thorkyrie

Always with the bloodlust nebula

Ahhh brothers

Oh sugar

I’m gonna miss Bucky’s hair

Oh Sam. It’s you buddy

Steve got the ending he deserved.

Not the credits sing I was guessing. But it’s a nice choice

Oh there we go

Oh hey. Just remembered. No Vision?

Why are they all so blurry

Oh now this. This is nice.

Is Harley making a new iron man suit?

Honestly so much better then I hear people on tumblr say. Probably because they’re pissed that their ships didn’t happen. But c’mon. What did they really expect. Steve said himself that people like them don’t really move on. So yeah. Steggy all the way.

Rating: a million/10

#marvel cinematic universe #avengers endgame

[jaimejoshi]

My Gift Is My Song

My boyfriend and I don’t have “a song.”

Which makes zero sense because I’m the girl who once created a relationship song pyramid in which one had to earn their way up from a Top 40 Adult Contemporary base. 

(It’s a long and arduous road and that came about because I temporarily lost custody of All I Need (To Get By) by Method Man and Mary J. Blige and decided never again. Boys come and go but the music stays forever). 

And yet, J and I are officially song-less. 

I say officially because we love a lot of music. 

I have spent many happy hours holding his hand in the car or shimmying my hips against his palms while listening to some really great stuff. Van Morrison’s Jackie Wilson, that really good acoustic version of The Police’s Every Little Thing She Does is Magic, Paolo Nutini’s cover of Don’t Let Me Down, Kings of Leon’s Radioactive and On Call - our life crackles and fizzes with music and it wouldn’t be right to pick just one song. 

BUT, this is not about J and I.

This is about musical idiocy.

I read an interview with John Easdale, lead singer of Dramarama and…

Wait. 

Hold on.

You don’t know the magic that is Dramarama?

Hold Up. 

(Thanks, ‘Yonce)

Dramarama are this awesome fucking band from the 80s. Heavily influenced by The Replacements (as awesome fucking bands are likely to be), their biggest hit was Anything, Anything - a driving power-pop track featured on the Nightmare on Elm Street 4 soundtrack and one of the most requested songs on Los Angeles’ KROQ.

However, because this world is a dumpster fire where things like canned mushrooms and Donald Trump are allowed to occur, Dramarama didn’t become the biggest band in the world and instead, have been relegated to being the band that girls like me fangirl the fuck out over at every given opportunity. 

Alright, thus concludeth our lesson - let’s get back to the post at hand. 

John Easdale said that people come up and tell him that Anything, Anything is “their” song.

These people are idiots.

“I’ll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills Give you anything you want, hundred dollar bills I’ll even let you watch the shows you want to see Just marry me, marry me, marry me.”

Does that sound like the basis of a solid relationship?

No!

It sounds like bargaining stage of a couple on the verge of a messy break-up. Quite literally the last thing you would want to serve as the soundtrack to your union.

People like this exist in multitudes. 

They’re the same idiots who play The Police’s Every Breath You Take at their weddings. 

Dudes. This song is not romantic. It’s about a guy who’ll wait outside your window with a machete, vaseline and half an Italian hoagie (stalking is hungry work). 

Ditto Crash Into Me by Dave Matthews. I’m down with DMB, yeah you know me but come on?

Hike up your skirt a little more/And show your world to me

This is how sensitive bros one up the, “Show us your tits,” line.

Not even if it was Mardi Gras and you were flinging Van Cleef & Arpels, boys. 

When picking a song - pay attention to the lyrics. 

Songs can be deceptive.

For example, Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People is a cheery hand-clap-happy gem of indie pop…until you figure out that it’s about a fucking school shooting.

Also, try to stick to the classics instead of sweet but soluble sonic cotton candy.  

Sam Cooke? Nice choice.

Extreme? Who? Oh, you mean those guys with the hair and the guitars and were they in Young Guns or am I thinking of that other guy? 

The Stones? Oh, baby. Come sit by me….as long as it’s not Under My Thumb because holy shit, that’s the most misogynistic song ever. 

The Chainsmokers? Seriously? Really? OK. Fine. You wanna do that, I’m going to do what they did to Noriega and blast you with better music until your taste improves. 

Picking a song is important. It’s like picking a name for your kid - it’ll be around forever.

So, what’s “your song” and why did you pick it? 

I’d love to know and I promise not to do this….

In public. 

#dramarama #anything anything #our song #music #modern romance #beyonce #love songs #can you tell i really wanted to be a music journalist?

[hellyeahheroes]

Looking Back at 2016- Best Supporting Series

While you can cast your votes for Hell Yeah Teen Superheroes Awards 2016, I’ll be taking look back at the year behind us and see what would be my picks for the listed categories, as well as musing in general about books in each. Today we’ll take a look at series about adult characters, who had used young heroes in supporting roles.

This year, in general, was full of books that were fitting in that group. While Marvel had only few such titles, DC got on the roll with Rebirth, where suddenly it seemed like every book about an adult went “Doesn’t he have a sidekick?”. Duke Thomas was used heavily in both Batman’s books, Jonathan Kent in Superman’s, Emiko Queen in Green Arrow, Wally West in Flash… you get my point. Quite frankly that was the best way for DC to go, considering one of the goals of DC Rebirth was to reestablish a sense of legacy and history that have been lost with the dawn of the New 52.Not to mention family being one of its central themes. As such it was really hard to narrow this down to those few titles that I felt deserve the most recognition. Again, these are my personal picks and if you feel that I’ve missed something, feel free to argue… or cast your own votes in the awards proper.

The first title I want to mention is one that seems to be getting the least attention. Published under DC’s Young Animal imprint, Cave Carson has a Cybernetic Eye had only just started, with three issues released in 2016. However, said issues were undeniably a blast. Gerard Way’s brand of weird combined with cartoony, retro style of Michael Avon Oeming, managed to create something that has a feel similar to Venture Bros (especially with Wild Dog, who would probably fit on Venture Bros pretty well), only less interested in taking apart the tropes of classic comics and cartoons in favor of just enjoying them. Cave Carson, one of the most obscure DC characters ever (they’ve literally picked him because he had the smallest entry on “Who is Who in DC Universe?”) not only must confront his past and stop people who want to tarnish his legacy for profit (or more nefarious goals) but also repair relationship with his teenage daughter, Chloe. It’s the stranded, but still able to be mended bond between those two that provides a sense of normalcy between everything weird the book is throwing at us and Wild Dog’s antics. I put it on my list to also represent those few books that started to late (Nova vol.7, which would also qualify as a solo/shared book, depending on how you look at it) or introduced teen character too late (Power Man & Iron Fist, whose last two issues of 2016 added Alex Wilder to the cast) to really have a winning chance in voting, but deserve acknowledgment.  

The next title that needs to be recognized for what is it stands on the opposite end of the spectrum. Firmly grounded in real life and tackling real problems, Captain America: Sam Wilson is one of the most controversial titles of 2016. Which occurs in a way that I cannot help, but find really ironic. Sam Wilson tries to be Captain America for the people, who doesn’t shy away from talking about a different subject and sharing his views. And media made him into their favorite punching bag. Conservatives are lambasting him constantly, accusing of “dividing this country” for taking side…which usually means taking a side they don’t agree with. Helping with hacker Whisperer to expose S.H.I.E.L.D. illegal facility to detain supervillains without a trial? “He aids traitors against the government!” Taking down a bunch of racist hunting down immigrants on the borders to sell them as subjects to a guy who is in equal parts Doctor Moreau and Joseph Mengele? “He is attacking good citizens keeping our borders safe!” Going after corrupt supervillain corporation that was backing those racists? “He is destroying honest business and all work positions it created!” Trying to intervene in a conflict between Americops, who are basically police brutality incarnate and citizens of Harlem they’re beating up for minor offenses? “He is attacking our protectors and aiding criminals and thugs!” And at the same time, he cannot really win either. When he tried to resolve the problem with Americops peacefully it escalated into a brawl and teenage superhero Rage accusing him of selling out. Nobody talks about the moments he succeeds, but everyone brings up the slightest misstep, big or small or not even a bad move at all, unless you can spin it as such. And the irony comes in the fact that this is exactly the treatment the book has gotten from the audience. Fox News went apeshit over Sam beating racists on the borders. Lurk through Spacebattles or 4chan or any other site and you’ll see endless legions of manchildren whining about how corporate supervillain Viper is an obvious Trump parody or how Nick Spencer claims all cops are evil. At every step, this book is lambasted for lacking nuance subtlety or moral ambiguity as if any of those things were needed here. And yet people who should be talking about this book only pay attention to it when they can bash it as well. Yes, I’m talking here about last week’s issue with “SJWs parody” (by the way, one time the book took a jab at liberals in 2016? Turned out to be a robot and ploy by Hydra. So maybe give a guy a benefit of doubt?). I’m sorry, but when was this entire publicity when the book introduced new Falcon, who is a Latino-American illegal immigrant who likes leaving food and water on most dangerous routes from Mexico to America? When it was when he made an issue about Misty Knight hunting down a criminal who was using robots to make sex tapes of superheroines to ruin their reputation? When it was when Sam Wilson made a speech at Jim Rhodes’ funeral, about how much of an inspiration to black community he was? Oh right, everyone were too busy over the fact that Sam had a meeting with Black Panther, Storm, Luke Cage, Monica Rembeau, Misty Knight and Nick Fury Jr. before the funeral, either accusing the title of being racist to show so many black superheroes know each other or accusing it of being racist because, and I quote, “Tony should be there!”. It makes me sad this title gets so little love, despite how often and unapologetically it speaks against current problems and isn’t afraid of siding against the system or the “centrism” it’s now being accused of supporting. And because of prominent roles played by Falcon, Rage and during Standoff also Kobik, it qualifies here and deserves a recognition.

The next title on the list caused much less controversy. In fact, it’s being celebrated by pretty much everyone interested. Deathstroke. A triumphant return of legendary Christopher Priest to the comics mainstream after 9 years long absence, that fixes the unholy sea of shit that the New 52 was for Slade, Rose and Joey Wilson. Not everything it does is flattering to the characters – Jericho, for example, is trying to get back into the closet, something that has already been pointed out to be clearly caused by his daddy issues. But this is also why the book is allowed to get away with it. It’s an unapologetic portrayal of Slade as a destructive force who damages everyone he touches, whenever he wants or not and it explores both the impact he had on Rose and Joey as well as their complicated relationships. At the same time it is possibly only comics in the big two that is doing a serious, gritty (and I mean here real gritty, not the “GUN! MURDER! FIGHTS! SEX!” misunderstood gritty that comics tried to do since the 90s) mix of military drama and spy thriller as it examines Slade’s past and how it constantly comes back to haunt him and his family. The book is great at juggling many plotlines and tones, so one moment we can have a serious military story about Slade, followed by Rose kicking asses to lighter moments with Joey.

While Captain America: Sam Wilson was lambasted by the media and Deathstroke was allowed quiet existence with well-deserved critical acclaim, our next book is somewhere between them. Undeniably a critics’ darling, it had caused some backlash over the treatment of at least one character. The Vision. Dark, depressing tale of Vision and his newly-created family that mixes a heavy drama with psychological horror in science fiction dressing. The book focuses heavily on the family, as they struggle to salvage as much of the crumbling normality they’ve built. Because of it I had a hard time deciding whenever to qualify this book here or as an ensemble title (as even the title can be read in two ways). But in the end, even when he doesn’t do much at given issue, Vision is the one the emotional weight revolves around. It’s his obsession with normalcy and emotional neglect, that contribute to Virginia’s progressively worsening mental state, which also impacts Vin and Viv. It’s only with the addition of Victor Mancha, Vision’s more human brother, that we can realize how damaged Vision himself is. Of course, the controversial treatment of Victor by this book was something we’ve been discussing several times by now and I had to establish my position on the issue more than once. I still feel that the direction the book has taken Victor in id not ruin the character and had potential, which is why I find the decision to kill him to be one big disappointment in an otherwise excellent title. Despite that one blunder, however, Vision remains one of the best titles of the year. Among many good titles helped put Tom King’s name on the map, while also having an unusual, beautiful art by Gabriel Walta.

And finally the last book in this category and also the one I think I’ve enjoyed the most. Superman. Alongside its sister series, Action Comics, the book establishes return of pre-Flashpoint Superman as a prominent figure in DC Universe, while also exploring a completely new direction. Superman is now not only married to Lois, but they also have a son. Young Jon Kent is a fun character, who is learning about responsibilities that come with his powers and legacy of being the son of Superman. Of course he is lucky enough to have Clark and Lois, who are fantastic parents. Clark, or Superdad as fans came to call him, proves to be a loving father, who understands how hard it is to grow up with superpowers, so he tries to ease this for Jon as much as he can. Together they visit Dinosaur Island in heartwarming tribute to late Darwyn Cooke and punch evil Kryptonian robot in the face. Not to mention how Clark and Bruce put their sons in a boot camp to teach them some teamwork. Even when the book lacked Jon’s presence, as was the case in the last story of 2016, Supermonster, it still managed to emphasize on him and how important he and Lois are to Superman. It did so by contrasting Clark and Lois’ love with a relationship between Frankenstein and his Bride, whose marriage fell apart after the death of their son. The book establishes Superman as a family man and in doing so reveals a whole new field of stories to tell about the same Man of Steel, that many people have called boring for years.

So, these are my picks for the best titles with teen heroes in a supporting role of 2016. Do you think I’ve missed something or something didn’t deserve the praise? Tell me in comments and reblogs. And remember you can vote in for the awards, by sending my asks, fan mails and submissions.

#Hell Yeah Teen Superheroes Awards 2016 #Cave CarsonHas a Cybernetic Eye #Chloe Carson #Captain America: Sam Wilson #Falcon #Jacquin Torres #Rage #Kobik #Deathstroke #Ravager #Rose Wilson #Jericho #Vision #Viv Vision #Vin #Victor Mancha #Superman #Superboy #Jonathan Kent #Jon Kent #DC

[johnnyscoronavivor]

Rights of Passage - Day 41

Good Morning finalists! Congratulations on making it to your final morning. I know you have all been taking your time writing up your opening statements, and I’d definitely take time to rehearse and polish what you have to say. The jurors are eager to hear from you and get an understanding why you deserve to win this game, which took over a month of all of your lives haha.

Jurors, this is what we call Rights of Passage. The final four prepared statements for you guys because you are their Fallen Comrades. Ultimately, without all of you, these guys would not be sitting where they are today. They had to vote out each of you to get to the finals, and this is a post about paying respects for the people who played this game, so without further ado, here we go...

Here’s some fun Survivor music if you wanna listen as you read:

28th Place: Ben Cohen

Brett: Tbh I thought we were going to be great allies in this game. Little did I know you didn’t want to play at all. So seeing you get voted out was kinda sad but not at all surprising

27th Place: Lorenzo DeScala:

Brett: Not really a smart move to drop different names to different people because word gets around and people talk, or so I’ve heard. 

Dylan: Pierre it was sad to see you go. I'll make it up to when this is all over baby. 

26th Place: Josh Aracena:

Bobby: Sorry Josh. I heard of how great of a player and how deadly of a threat you are and went with the decision to eliminate you early. I have a lot of respect for you dude and I’m sure you’ll do big things next game!

Brett: Didn’t talk game at all really. Not sure what happened that you got voted out so quickly.  

Jay: My Boy! You’ll always be my son (Little) and I know we are boys outside of this game. When it came to this game I know I had to do things differently and by sending you home it gave me a new identity. I’m sorry you went so early. 

25th Place: Wilson Tarnell:

Brett: It’s good that you took priority over school and other personal stuff. I really wanted to see what you were capable of and I’m I got to play this game with you 

24th Place: Ilya Rake:

Brett: Kind of bummed that we never talked game at all dawg 

Dylan: Shmill it itzzz what it izzzzzz

23rd Place: Keion Correll:

Brett: You should NOT have gone out the way you did. Resnik completely blindsided both you AND me. But just know that 4 rounds later we got revenge.

Jay: Really wish I was able to play with you. We definitely would’ve worked well together. 

22nd Place: Jack Bull:

Brett: Kinda surprised to see that you got voted out as I wasn’t really sure why. 

Dylan: You wanted to go home bud. I’m sorry. Real survivor will be different lol 

21st Place: Aidan Berk:

Brett: Why’d you walk from the game? I looked forward to seeing you and I play together.

Dylan: I’m sorry to send a fellow philly boy home but it was because we lost the challenge

20th Place: Aaron Isenberg:

Bobby: I love you bro. I’m sorry it had to end the way it did, I was hoping you would make it to the merge.

Brett: I’m so sorry you went out dude. You really didn’t do anything wrong. I had to lie to save my own ass and I hope you understand that.  

Dylan: I did not see you going home that round. That was a complete shocker

Jay: I really enjoyed getting to know you on my first tribe, and would’ve loved to keep working with you at merge, but sadly that didn’t happen.

19th Place: Alex Resnik:

Brett: You played hard. I caught on to what you were doing. 

Dylan: Buddy I still love u bud. We can chill in the pub when we go back bud 

18th Place: Zach Burruano:

Bobby: You played a great game and went hard at challenges. After the Josh vote,  I wasn’t sure who you were talking to, so you were a target in my eyes. I’ve heard about big moves you’ve made, and I’m excited to see what you’ll do in the future!

Brett: Kind of a shock that you were voted out. I didn’t really expect it

Jay: Dear Jimmy, I was really sad to see you go. You know this is a game and like I said in josh’s post, I had do things differently. You know outside of this game you’re my boy. I’m sorry you were voted out so early. Hopefully Jimmy will let me come to buffalo to get some Tim Hortons and drink Buffalo’s sweet Nectar (Labatt).  

17th Place: Flynn Townsend:

Bobby: Sorry dawg, I knew that you weren’t taking the game very seriously, so you were an easy target. I felt bad placing that vote tho bud. I’m excited to see what you do in the future!

Brett: Completely shocked that you got booted 8-1. Completely did not see that coming 

Jay: You are an amazing kid and I’m excited to see what you end doing in this frat. But for Survivor lol you never talked to me, so that was a reason you went home. 

16th Place: Justin Wooster:

Bobby: Sorry Justin, I wanted to see more of you but eliminating Sam would’ve not been great for me. I’ve heard great things about you though, and I’m excited to play with you in the future!

Brett: I greatly appreciate the fact that you covered for me during the whole incident with my exposed vote. I’m not sure how you did it. 

Dylan: It was a complete mind boggle seeing you go home. You played a hell of a game bud 

Jay: Really sad you were voted out before the merge, we could’ve really done some damage together, but things didn’t work out. If only Gary Jones could help you get of this mess maybe things would be different. 

15th Place: Ethan Konigsberg:

Brett: I’m not sure why you were gunning to get me out since literally day 1. I’m sorry to say the alliance you and I made on day 1 wasn’t real. Also you kinda messed up the story that Johnny told us.

Jay: Tony Soprano the LEGEND was knocked off too early RIP . 

14th Place: Henry Feigen:

Bobby: Henry, the small period that I was on the same tribe as you, I saw you go hard in multiple challenges. I respect your hustle and grind bro. I was sad to see you go. 

Brett: You played a hell of a game. You were just kinda guilty by association. I really would’ve liked to align with you had things gone different.

Dylan: Dad it was very sad seeing you go. I wanted the original plan to happen

Jay: I was really looking forward to working with you and Ryan again once we got to the merge, but sadly that didn’t happen. You were going to do great in this game like you did last year. Hopefully going out early has given time to reflect and most importantly work on your next banger. Can’t wait to talk soon. 

13th Place: Sam Myers:

Bobby: I’m sorry it had to end this way, Sam. You’re right, you are a good competitor but you openly talked with a lot of people which created a target on your back. You were a good ally and I kept my word that I wouldn’t turn on you until the merge. After the merge, however, you were too much of a target and threat to keep around. Love you, bro.

Brett: You know how to play. You know how to play HARD. Your name was being thrown around an awful lot and I just had to vote with the majority. I hope you understand that

Dylan: No hard feelings bud? It is a game and I still love ya. GO BIRDS

Jay: For all the Beef people think you and I have I actually really appreciated you in the game. I had a good time talking to you, but once things hit the fan with everyone, you had to go. I’m excited to talk to you soon and catch up. 

12th Place: Sam Abramson:

Bobby: Sam, I had a great time making some big moves together early in the game. After the merge, however, you had made moves on the other side and you clearly called the shots on your alliance. This created a target on your back and I viewed you the same. You’re a great competitor and a smart player!

Brett: We were great allies, we talked game together, and we schemed together. I was shocked that you were voted out. But after that tribal council I found out why. No hard feelings brother it’s just a game.    

Dylan: You’re from New England. Pats suck. GO BIRDS Super Bowl 52. Come back for real Survivor bud 

Jay: My Guy! You really surprised me with how much knowledge you had for the game. You were so much fun to work with and someone I actually really enjoyed talking to outside of the game. It was great to talk to you on a game level, I do miss you and happy you’re enjoying UMass. Excited to catch up soon. 

11th Place: Tyler Usen:

Bobby: Sorry Tyler, you found yourself on the wrong end of two alliances. You played a really good game and flew under the radar really well. However, as we reached the final 11, you became a target. I enjoyed working with you early and loved the competitiveness you brought to challenges. 

Brett: I’m terribly sorry you were voted out. You were extremely good at the immunity challenges pre-merge and I was threatened by you in that I felt like I couldn’t win against you in the end. I hope you understand and congrats on a great game played! 

Dylan: Giants suck. Go Birds. I am sorry I had to send you home bud. We’ll go at it in Gulag if you want 

Jay: I love you. You’re the fucking man and I’m so sorry about what happened. Shit hit the fan and at the end of the day things just didn’t work out. You played great game and I absolutely loved working together. Can’t wait to catch up soon.   

10th Place: Alex Bramson:

Bobby: Brammy, you played your role well as a guy you can count on for a vote throughout the game. When I found out that you were playing both sides and telling people about my alliance of six however, I had to do what I had to do. Love you buddy. 

Brett: You had a great social game and you played a little like I did. We had each others back throughout this game and my loyalty remained to you. 

Dylan: Brammy Boy I’m sorry but it was because you didn’t show up to tribal

Jay: Outside of this game you’re the man and I’m really going to miss you. Please come to bucks games, and I’ll come to Chicago. Meanwhile, in this game, you barley talked to me. I wish we could’ve had more of a relationship in the game. Maybe that’s my fault, because we could’ve worked really well together. It’s impressive how far you made it with all the votes you were getting each round. I respect it and I hope to see you soon. 

9th Place: RJ Pfleuger:

Bobby: RJ, this one really hurt. However, I had to get rid of your alliance with you, Avi and Goodman to stay in the majority. I’m sorry! Love you bro!

Brett: RJ you DID NOT deserve to get snaked out at all. You were a great player all around and I’m sorry that you ended up getting the boot. 8th: Avi Zucker: Avi! You were a great player, but I was a little suspicious about how the votes panned out when RJ went to jury. Someone flipped and we had no other options. 

Dylan: I didn’t work with you that much. Im sorry bud you played a good game

Jay: You’re my Troy boy for life (BLAH BLAH BLAH). RJ it wasn’t fun seeing you go, I loved talking to you each and every day about the game but also all the bullshit going on in our lives.  This is game and at the end of the day you stood in my way of getting to this point again. It hurt to do it, but I had to. I know after this game will be remain boys, but now I would appreciate it if we can talk soon. 

8th Place: Avi Zucker:

Bobby: Avi, we had a really good run making it late in the game together. I trusted you from the moment we started working together early in the game, and I kept that trust into late in the game. Honestly, when you told Goodman that Ryan was gonna vote for him it hurt my trust a little bit. That choice caused a big problem that I had to clean up by voting out RJ, you and Goodman. I really didn’t wanna see you go, but I couldn’t fully trust you knowing that you worked so closely with Goodman and RJ. I love you bro, you played an excellent game. I’m very sorry It had to end the way it did. 

Brett: Avi! You were a great player, but I was a little suspicious about how the votes panned out when RJ went to jury. Someone flipped and we had no other options. 

Dylan: You played a great game bud. It was great working with you 

Jay: I loved working throughout the game. You were someone I loved just talking to about life outside of this game. When things got tough you were someone I could rely on. You played a great game and I’m sorry you left when you did. I hope to talk to you soon. 

7th Place: Alex Goodman:

Bobby: I’m sorry bro, I really wish that I could’ve been in the game later with you. However, I knew how much of a threat you were, and you weren’t in my group of 5 with Ryan, Dylan, Jay, Max and I. You played an excellent game and was a great competitor during challenges. I’m sorry it had to end this way, love you bro!

Brett: Goodman you killed it in the endurance challenge in the beginning of this game. I truly did want to work with you till the very end. 

Dylan: Goody I hope you’re not super mad at me. I still love ya and you need to come back for real Survivor too. You played a great game

Jay: There’s nothing I need to say here that you already don’t know. You know how much I love you and you this is a game. We both understood that me or you couldn’t end up in the finals together, and because of that you had to go. You know that you are the best competitor in this game, and from a game standpoint that’s why you had to go. It wasn’t easy voting off a good friend, but I knew I needed to do it to end up in the finals. I know we will be boys after this game and I’m excited to talk to you soon. 

6th Place: Ryan Valentin:

Bobby: Ryan, you truly did live up to the expectations I had of you based on your prior success. You controlled your alliance and kept yourself in the majority the entire game. I saved your ass when I changed my vote last second to Bramson, and that was because I respected your game and wanted to keep you around. You played an excellent game; I can see how you’ve won in the past. I’m excited to play with you in the future. 

Brett: Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. What can I say? It was a hell of a game you played. You won when you had to and ultimately that’s why I was threatened by you. You’re a smart player as well and when you told me that, I took that to heart. 

Dylan: Ryan I was sad seeing you go home. I actually didn’t vote for you because I couldn’t. Come back for real Survivor and We’ll kill it again.

Jay: For someone that came into this game with a huge target on their back I never seen anyone play it off so well. When you came to me wanting to work together I was skeptical at first, but each round the trust kept growing. I loved talking to you all the time and I really got to know you for the Survivor genius you are. I wish you were still with me in this game. Ryan you’re the queen of survivor and I’m so happy we had the opportunity to work together. You’re a legend in this game and I can’t wait to talk soon. 

5th Place: Max Aviles

Bobby: You played a great game bro. You laid low even with a target on your back for most of the game, it was very impressive. Honestly, I trusted you. I just saw you as more of a threat than Brett to win a final four immunity, so I had to do what I had to do. I’m sorry it ended like that, but you played a hell of a game and I enjoyed working with you.

Brett: Aviles, you were another immunity challenge dominator. You were a threat to me in the long run and I hope you understand that I had to vote you out. And by the way, that music video you edited was hella fire! 4th: Dylan Ross: Dylan we were great allies going into the merge. I’m not sure what happened. It was great getting to play this game with you and I had a lot of fun. 

Dylan: It was great working with you before the merge and after. You played a hell of a game and you need to come back for Survivor

Jay: I was sad we never got the opportunity to work together until merge. Once we got there I got a great ally who was so much fun to work with. Contrary to what most people said, you are not a villain, you were actually more of a hero. You were loyal and someone I could rely on through this game. If you were put in my shoes in the situation I was once Ryan left, you would understand how awful I felt writing your name down. I fought for you to stay, but like I told you these people weren’t budging to keep you. I felt terrible and still feel terrible about it. Excited to talk to you soon.