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previously-on-hsmtmts · 2 years

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Carlos: Miss Jenn -

Miss Jenn: Carlos, please. I'm your godmother now, you don't have to call me "Miss Jenn".

Carlos: Um, okay. Madrina?

Miss Jenn: Feels weird, but I'll allow it.

#carlos rodriguez #miss jenn #incorrect quotes #source: spider-man no way home

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incorrect-random-fandom · 2 years

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Strange: I once quoted a vine in front of Peter.

Strange: No one will ever believe him and now he lives in fear of my supposed knowledge of the internet.

Strange: It’s delightful.

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fandomnerd9602 · 1 year

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When Peter had to do the reset…

Strange: everyone will forget who you are

Y/N: we could use the happy ending clause

Peter: the what?

Y/N: you’d have to kiss everyone to restore their memory.

Peter: add that!! Please!

Strange: what?! I… okay fine!

Cut to later! Peter kisses Y/N restoring his memory…

Y/N: I never said where, Parker. A kiss in the hand would’ve worked

Peter: do you know how many avengers I kissed already!?! (Screams frustratedly)

Peter swings off…

Y/N: (mocking) call me Parker!! (Laughs)

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angelofthenight · 3 months

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MJ, pointing at the 3 Spider-Men: The villains can’t beat us because we have this!

Ned: ..friendship?

MJ: no... I’m pointing at the Spider-Men. They’re going to beat them up

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chaotictasha · 2 years

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Incorrect quotes#109

Peter: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Y/n: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

Peter: Dude, literally all you had to do was say NO.

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reaperlight · 1 year

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Peter: How did you not know that? Did you live in a cave for the past 20 years?

Venom: Actually it was the sewer.

#venom #spiderman #spider-man #eddie brock #peter parker #incorrect quotes #incorrect venom quotes #venom crack #source: tumblr #venom let there be carnage #spiderman no way home #venom let there be carnage au #comedy #incorrect marvel quotes

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verycorrectslugterraquotes · 18 days

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When you try to fix people, there are always consequences.

Will to Eli

#source: spider-man: no way home #slugterra #incorrect slugterra quotes #incorrect quotes #will #will shane #eli #eli shane #mine

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lilstephenlover · 2 years

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Stephen: Smart is atractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Y/N, *deadpan*: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus!

Stephen: Stop.

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funnyincorrectmcu · 2 years

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Tobey!Peter: *does a ton of hand signals* Andrew!Peter: *mimicking hand signals* I. Don’t. Know. What. That. Means. Tobey!Peter: *sighs* Go around back! Tom!Peter: Why didn’t you just say so?

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wandaschaosmagic · 2 years

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*Peter searching for a movie while doing a vlog*

Peter: there’s a first time for everything and this is my first time watching “It”

Peter: you’re here with my cousin, cousin say hi

Peter: ooo should I watch the original one?

Y/N: no no no

Peter: what?

Y/N: no no no

Peter: you literally said you’ve watched this movie like 3 times

Y/N: I thought you were talking about E.T.

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angelsarenamederika · 2 years

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🐙 NEW STICKER AVAILABLE IN MY SHOP 🐙

#starting an art tag #doctor octavius #otto octavius #alfred molina #spider man no way home #if you see this #please reblog it #I’m getting top surgery on Wednesday next week and my little Etsy shop will be my only source of income while I’m recovering #and I’m also delighted by how this came out???#I had so much Fun making it #stickers

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theatre-loverr · 1 year

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*Peter 2 teaching Peter 1 to drive and taking Peter 3 along for the ride* Peter 2: That's a pothole. To the left! Peter 1: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Peter 3, sticking his face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Peter 1: I don't think that's how the song goes. Peter 2, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Peter 1: Country Roads. Peter 3: To the place. Peter 1 and Peter 3 in unison: I Belong! Peter 2, crying harder: Why?

#spiderman #spider man: no way home #spider man incorrect quotes #spiderman memes #spiderman meme #peter 1 #peter 2 #peter 3 #peter parker #peter parker incorrect quotes #peter parker memes #peter parker meme #Source: incorrect quote generator

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incorrect-random-fandom · 2 years

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Tony: Well, Peter, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.

Peter: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

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rosieshipper · 2 years

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*All the Peters are making a YouTube video about makings gingerbread houses*

Peter 3: That was the funest stage! Did you have a good time? If you did, smash that like button!

Peter 1: CAN WE HIT ONE BILLION LIKES?! *smashes his gingerbread house with his fist*

Peter 3: You have to build that!

Peter 2: *chuckling in amusement*

Peter 3: What have you done? What have you done?

Peter 1: This is the start of stage two, I have to live with this

Peter 3: CAN WE GET TEN TRILLION LIKES?! *Smashes Peter 1’s gingerbread house even further with his fists* RIGHT NOW?!

*Peter 3’s gingerbread house falls apart*

Peter 3: FUCKKKK

Peter 1 and Peter 2: *wheezing*

Peter 1: CAN WE GET A HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN-

Peter 2: *protecting his gingerbread house*

Peter 1: MILLION LIKES?! *Smashes Peter 3’s gingerbread house*

Peter 3: AHHHHHHHH

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#Rose is behind the camera laughing hysterically at her brothers #Otto is just shaking his head behind the camera as well #peter parker #peter 1 #peter 2 #peter 3 #tobey peter parker #andrew peter parker #tom peter parker #no way home #nwh #Spider-Man #spider bros #spider brothers #incorrect marvel quotes #source: markiplier

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angelofthenight · 2 months

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You: I love being called a lady by the villains like when people are in ur way and they say

Sinister Five: “let the lady pass”

You: it’s like heck yeah I’m a lady!

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thermodynamic-comedian · 2 years

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𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿: so, if you come across a version of yourself-

𝗺𝗮𝘅, 𝗻𝗼𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴: kill them.

𝗻𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻, 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴: sleep with them.

𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿: NO! avoid them!

#source: the umbrella academy #i saw this scene in season 3 and i had to do something #its just such a perfect scene and idk i think it fits them-#nwh #spiderman no way home #spider man incorrect quotes #peter parker #also funny bc he actually met two different versions of himself #max dillon #electro #nwh memes #norman osborn

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