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hawkinsincorrect · 11 days
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Nancy: You know, when I was your age-
Mike: You know, when I was your height...
Nancy:
Nancy: Now listen here you little shit–
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agamemnon: so what are your powers?
ajax: i'm super strong
odysseus: i was blessed by athena with wisdom
achilles: i have super human speed
patroclus: i can control achilles
agamemnon: that's not really-
odysseus: no, trust us. he's our strongest member.
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gardentool · 25 days
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Gojo: I guess you could say I've fallen for you.
Y/N: ...
Y/N: You literally just rolled down eight flights of stairs. How the fuck are you even alive?
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dontgetcaught256 · 9 months
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Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.
Snotlout: For what?
Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*
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fandominstability · 21 days
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Bobby: Have I ever told you that you're bossy?
Athena: Yes, but then I told you not to tell me that anymore
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hxuse-xf-black · 10 months
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8-year-old Ron to Fred & George: I just want to be included. Ron, after being included: What the hell and fuck-
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alien-slushie · 10 months
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Todoroki: Has anyone told you today that you're really annoying?
Midoriya: N-No?
Todoroki: Good, I'm not in the mood to commit murder today.
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Apollo: People say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, but they're wrong because they've never been in Lit's arms. Leo: Of course we haven't been in Lit's arms, he's terrifying. Calypso: He's my friend, but once I accidentally bumped into him and he pulled a switchblade on me.
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mtolympusmemes · 4 months
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Artemis: I love women in a feminist way but also in a gay way
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Kalim, pulling back the shower curtain: Hey Yuu, are we - stop screaming it's me - are we out of chips?
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ilikepjo24 · 5 months
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Sokka: You can address me as Eagle One.
Sokka: Suki, code name: Been there, done that.
Sokka: Azula is Currently Doing That.
Sokka: Zuko is It Happened Once in a Dream.
Sokka: Ty Lee is I'd Be Lying If I Said I Haven't Thought About it.
Sokka: Mai is... Eagle Two
Mai: Oh, thank Agni.
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Achilles: HELP! I told Patroclus I'd cook dinner and I can't cook!
Odysseus, already burning water: Don't worry I got this
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gardentool · 5 days
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Gojo: Y/N, you're like an angel with no wings.
Y/N: ...
Y/N: So like a person?
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dontgetcaught256 · 11 months
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Hiccup: Astrid, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Snotlout, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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fandominstability · 1 month
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eddie: where’s buck?
hen: somewhere disappointing jesus
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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year
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Ted: The best revenge, really, is being nice! Andromeda: Or murder.
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