#supergirl shitpost

[incorrectbatfam]

List of Alfred (the cat) exes

Streaky, Kara's cat

One of Selina's cats

Meatpie, Zatanna's cat

A very short tiger

A back-alley stray

Grumpy Cat

Nyan Cat

One of the Aristocats

Teekl, Klarion's familiar

Currently in an on-off relationship with Dex-Starr

#alfred the cat #streaky the supercat #meatpie #teekl #dex starr #damian wayne #robin #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #kara danvers #supergirl #zatanna #klarion the witch boy #atrocitus #justice league #dc villains #dc comics #headcanon #crack #batposting #shitpost

[theidioteveryonedenies]

ok. that's it. this blog will forever be dedicated to my queen, katie mcgrath.

#not to be a lesbian but oh my god #katie mcgrath #morgana pendragon #bbc merlin #bbc morgana #supercorp #supergirl #lesbian #sapphic shitpost #shitposting daily

[lovesick-joey]

man

#batfamily #batfam #justice league #dcau #dc #dc art #dcu art #dcu #dc artwork #dc comics #dc comics fanart #shitpost #crackpost #red robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #supergirl #kara danvers #kara zor el #wonder woman #diana of themyscira #diana prince #social media #dc characters #stephanie brown #spoiler dc #batgirl #shitposting

[cyclone-rachel]

#supergirl #sasha calle #the flash 2023 #has this been done yet #anyway i love her #shitposting

[just-an-ari]

part ??? of shitpost drawings that exist now because I cant get the ideas out of my brain! (ms paint version!) quote from @searidings 's fantastic fic sapphic supergirl sightings

#my art #fic rec! #supergirl #supercorp #lena luthor #kara danvers #sc #kara zor el #kara x lena #shitpost y doodles #istg this has been stuck in my head for 2 weeks #anyways- #thank you searidings for the absolutely funniest fic ive ever read

[rwac96]

(Prompt Crossover, Marry Me Damnit) Kara is tired of Felicia, Gwen and MJ trying to hook up with Peter. So she does this while they are dealing with some thugs. And if one of those thugs interrupt this, then she will quickly deal with them before getting her answer.

"Are we seriously doing this now?!" Spider-Man asked incredulously, as he shot webbing at a thug charging towards him. "Now of all times?!"

"Yeah, seriously!" Supergirl replies as she pushes away a quartet of bad guys with her super breath. "I've studied Earth Relationships--."

"Please tell me you didn't take advice from social media," Spidey groans lowly, ducking oncoming gunfire from one of the main enforcers.

"You've spent a lot of time with that Gwen girl," Kara replied, as she stomped the ground, causing the earth to quake and make several assailants lose their balance.

"She's my classmate," the Wall-Crawler replies, as he delivers a well-timed punch on a charging brute. "plus, she pretty much hates Spider-Man, no thanks to Doc Ock and Jameson." He explains, webbing up the man's legs.

"That redhead every guy goes stupid over," the Kryptonian continues, even as one of the enforcers fires upon her, only for the bullets to bounce off of her. "Hold on," Supergirl turns around, melting their guns with Heat Vision.

"You mean MJ?" Spider-Man then somersaults out of the way of an attempted sneak attack with a crowbar, "My aunt's and hers has been trying to set us up." He delivers a spinning kick to the man's stomach.

"What about that thief who gave us the tip?" She pouts, then twirls around in place at super speed, creating a tornado to blow away oncoming thugs.

"Black Cat?" Spider-Man blinks as he lands close to the blonde heroine, "Yeah, not happening, especially after I've gotten a lecture from Batman, ironically enough." Spidey's spider-sense goes off, hoping out of the way of an oncoming rocket launcher.

Supergirl groaned, catching the missile and crushing it in the palm of her hands. "Ugh! When are we getting married?! We're close to that age, ya know!"

"Uh," the red & blue, masked man blinks behind the whites of his lenses. "Pretty sure that's way too soon since we're high school seniors."

"My uncle Jor and aunt Lara got hitched when they graduated from the academy," Supergirl replies, unleashing her arctic breath to prevent the spread of a fire.

"This isn't Krypton!" Spidey exclaims, as he then webs up a few more henchmen attempting to attack. "Things work differently on Earth!"

#answer #answered #answer post #crossover #crossover au #crossover shitpost #crossover ship #dc comics #dc universe #marvel #marvel comics #supergirl #kara zor-el #spider-man #peter parker #karapete

[olive-gardens-breadstick]

one headcanon i have about clark (and all the kryptonians for that manner) is that when he was little like 3-5 he would just nap in the sun light that came through the windows like a cat, doing exactly what cats do just soaking up the sun, he stopped once he started like first grade because he had homework and stuff but it something all the kryptonians are able to bond over. when kara got to earth before she started school on earth she would nap in the bay window at the danvers house, conner did it after he was created, Jonathan did it when he was little. and whenever all of them are at the kent farm Martha makes sure all the curtains are open so they can all find a spot to sleep during the afternoon and she can show lois the pictures of clark napping in the light coming in from the back door when he was little .

and every now and then when he’s on watch tower duty a JL member catches superman doing the patented dad sleep™️ when the sun is at its highest

#shit post #shitpost #clark kent #kal el #superman #superman and lois #lois lane #martha kent #conner kent #conner luthor #kon el #superboy #jonathan kent #jon el #kara danvers #kara zor el #supergirl #batman #bruce wayne #wonder woman #diana prince #green lantern #hal jordan #barry allen #the flash #victor stone #cyborg #billy batson #shazam #oliver queen

[ostropest]

(yes, it's extremely specific and self centered. I need happy brain juice, sue me)

Links to the posts under the cut

Derry Girls: it's rotten work Supercorp: what if we went to dinner... not as friends? Avatrice: what if we went to dinner... not as friends? Supercorp: Kara, we gonna go on a date! (aka the CW bankruptcy era) Supercorp: I eat plenty of fruit and vegetables Avatrice: So how long you two have been together? Supercrop: What's your name, princess? Supercorp: Mini-cupcakes? Supercorp: Lena has no idea I am in love with her

#supercorp #avatrice #polls #poll #supercrack #warrior nun crack #supergirl #warrior nun #shitposting

[disquietiswhatitis]

Random quote of the day:

“Show me your thorns and I’ll show you hands ready to bleed.”

Made me think of Supercorp. Good night y’all.

#not trying to make 1am shitposts a regular thing but here we are #lena luthor #supercorp #supergirl #kara danvers

[batfamfucker]

I don't think you understand my ego right now. I made a post about Batman's friends saying how they'd rail him in front of his face and it became a heritage post, and now the post I made years ago about how David Corenswet should play Superman has become cemented as just as iconic in my mind now that he has actually been cast as Superman. I can't take criticism. I am God.

#I will never shut up about this. I'm prouder of this one than I was for the marry fuck kill one #Batfamfucker strikes again. And I'm making it everyone else's problem #Let me know what you want me to manifest next #I'm aiming for myself to be casted as Supergirl. I'll reconvene in 2-3 years to see if history repeats itself #I'm joking. But she is one of my dream roles so like. #I'm saying this just for comedic affect if it ever does happen. But I'm delulu so 💅 #Shitpost #Joke. But I am really happy with myself lmao

[scott-griffin]

Clark is actually the weird one here. PANTS and LONG SLEEVES, without an exposed midriff or chest window are you INSANE? Kryptonians eat sunlight with there skin he’s basically suffocating himself without realizing because of human social norms.

#superman #supergirl #power girl #dc comics #shitpost #headcanon

[mysticwayfinder]

I need an ego boost, and a good way to do that is to post a fact on tumblr and get a lot of likes and/or (probably or) reblogs. So here’s a fact.

Kara and Lena kissed on that couch.

#supercorp #kara x lena #supergirl #dc #superheroes #shitpost.

[omar99hh]

#The Flash #memes #shitpost #comics #batman #dc comics #comic books #CBM #general zod #the flash movie #supergirl #dcu #dc cinematic universe #man of steel #let's get nuts #batman 89

[lovesick-joey]

Booster Gold the Comedian

Inspired/based on:

#booster gold #michael jon carter #blue beetle #ted kord #plastic man #batman #bruce wayne #supergirl #kara danvers #kara zor el #green lantern #hal jordan #shit post #idk lmao #why do i even bother #shitpost #digital art #digital drawing #drawing #art #artwork #sketch #colored sketch #digital sketch #justice league #dc #dcu #dcau #dcu art #dc comics

[supergeekgirl05]

Am I projecting onto Warrior Nun because it got canceled 10 days after I got dumped and needed to avoid my emotions OR am I just super gay, fangirled too close to the sun, and hate Netflix for being such a pain in the ass about sapphic shows

(Joke’s on you, it’s both)

#please ignore #my post #shitpost #it did occur to me just now that I have been projecting my everything onto this show #it’s fine tho don’t worry #I’m just glad I have something to distract me from my actual life problems #I really can’t get enough of this fandom tho #it’s so wholesome #it’s how I was with supergirl #I threw my back out running away from life problems and obsessed over that show instead

[just-an-ari]

supercorp art but it gets progressively more shitpost-y

#my art #doodles #shitpost #supercorp #supergirl #these two share a braincell and im here to help showcase this #gay dumbasses #also lena has tummy rolls nobody can change my mind