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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 days
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My brother sent me this screenshot, and it's probably true!
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poetryvampire · 3 days
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Dingdong! Horny Gale hours
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Hear me out. Riding Gale while he's reading you poetry.
♡ Oh boy. He's already over the moon to have a partner that he can nerd out with over the most romantic bullshit you've ever heard. I'm talkin' Shall I compare thee to a summer's day, She walks in beauty like the night romantic bullshit. So he's blushing like mad when you ask him to read.
♡He starts out so excited and so confident, really putting the energy in (so many hand motions omg). But you're here to put that practiced tongue to work.
♡After a few poems you sit right in his lap and his brain just short circuits. You go on like nothings happened and whine about how he was just getting to the best part.
♡Gale's stuttering and stumbling over his words sooo awkwardly. He's wild about feeling you pressed against him and can't think about anything other than how you're wiggling your ass.
♡You're teasing him and singing his praise, telling him how sexy he is, how hot his voice gets you, how wet it makes you. You're bagging him to keep reading but Gale barely remembers his name.
♡You start jerking him but stop the second he pauses too long. He's a blushing embarrassed needy mess. He's so hungry for your touch but he's failing miserably.
♡Until you really grab him by the praise kink. He gets through a couplet ok and you're gripping him hard telling him how good he's doing, how good his sensual voice makes you feel, and he wants to make you feel good right? Gale wants to be your good boy like he wants to breathe.
♡It lights a fire in him and he's reading with vigor. Growling and panting through verses, every word thick with his desire.
♡You're still showering him with compliments and pleading him not to stop even as you're finally sinking on to his cock. Honestly you're the one having a hard time now.
♡Gale doesn't do things half way. He sees you're enjoying it so now he's the one turning up the heat. Now he's finding a toe- curling rhythm between his words and hips as he's rutting up into you. He purposely switching between slow and fast paced poems. Now whose the tease?
♡Will even switch to vividly erotic subject matter and whisper it low and husky right in your ear. Think Sappho, Pablo Neruda or Ee Cummings (or their high fantasy equivalent lol). He's punctuating particularly sizzling lines with some powerful thrusts and you're a babbling mess.
♡Needless to say you two make it a thing. You have a little poetry club now ya nerds 💜
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fuji-sen · 2 days
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SAU WuWa Headcanon pt. 1 .ೃ࿔*:・
part 1; Entering as a new player.
apologies, i was trying to change the text color and a chunk got deleted.
Self Aware Wuthering Waves (WuWa) I don't think SAGAU WuWa is the correct term since SAGAU means self aware genshin au. I think SAWuWaAu is too long, ick.
ᯓ★ For you, you had simply started your gaming journey in WuWa. You made your account, stressed over choosing which rover to play as and entered the world.
ᯓ★ Ah but it was a very different case for the inhabitants of WuWa. Ever since you created your account and first set foot albeit in the Rover's body, there was a sort of sound, a vibration or a frequency that could be heard all over the land, the seas and the skies. Something the inhabitants almost glossed over and the resonators find themselves straining their ears and using their gadgets/gourd to hear.
ᯓ★ It was muffled at first, barely audibly or translatable. Perhaps it was because you were still but a weak human? god? a monster? they have no title for you, yet.
ᯓ★ Of course over time as Rover got stronger, and your union level rose, the frequency they could hear was much clearer. It was a sort of frequency that seemed to come from your mood, your voice, and your area.
ᯓ★ Sometimes they could hear music or disgruntle sounds, and a word clicky noise (keyboard/mouse for laptop players). Sometimes they could hear foreign music, sometimes with rather.. colorful language.
ᯓ★ but sometimes they could hear you, your voice.. Mostly during the times you had something to say, to comment or complain-
"Shit, Rover no!"
or to compliment..
"Lord Scar is just *lip bites*"
ᯓ★ Your frequency is familiar yet strange all together for the sentinels of the world, your sound is familiar to a friend long ago, but again it was different.
This was the start of your journey with Wuthering Waves.
Wrote and Edited on: May 25, 2024 🖌 No rewrites, no translations, no posting or copying the text and posting on here or any platforms please ( • ᴖ • 。) I'm new here so be nice.
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frickingnerd · 2 days
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kirishima with a s/o who has a healing quirk
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pairing: eijirou kirishima x gn!reader
tags: established relationship, angst to fluff, worried kirishima, reader passing out, arguments (+resolved)
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you have a powerful healing quirk, able to heal even the worst wounds. but it comes with a drawback – whenever you heal someone, you'll feel their pain!
for the longest time, you don't tell kirishima about that side effect of your quirk. but eventually, the day comes where he finds out himself
after he got hurt during training, you end up healing him, as well as his friends. only that you push yourself too far and end up collapsing
when you wake up again, kirishima has already carried you into the infirmary, where he already got the news about your quirk from recovery girl
kirishima feels incredibly guilty, causing him to lash out on you. he isn't like that usually, but he's so angry at himself that he snaps
in the end, that only makes him feel more guilty. you're unwell and he's yelling at you? what kind of boyfriend is he!?
the next day, kirishima stands in front of your room with a bouquet of roses, a big plushie and all of your favorite sweets, begging you for forgiveness
and finally, you're able to properly talk about things…
kirishima apologizes and vows to grow stronger, so he can protect you and his friends!
if nobody around him gets hurt anymore, then you won't have to use your quirk! so he just has to become the strongest around, so you'll never be in pain again…
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nereidprinc3ss · 1 day
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even if you don’t ship spencelle romantically and u think they were platonic. im so obsessed with the idea of them just like…. Hanging out. cause they would so be the ones finding themselves always together for some reason. like elle would stop by his apartment to drop something off and end up coming in and they’d accidentally spend 7 hours together doing nothing. they’d so just lay on the floor and have random meandering conversations. spencer would literally talk with her abt anything. he’d entertain conversation topics w her he never would with anyone else just because he likes talking to elle and she similarly would genuinely engage with him in conversations abt physics or philosophy for hours. like they would just have such a good reciprocal relationship they could talk forever and they do. they go get food and stay in the corner booth until the place closes. they go on drives until they’re like oh shit we’re two hours out of town. I. LOVE. THEM. THEY. ARE. BEST. FRIENDS. WHETHER. YOU. THINK. THEY. ARE. IN. LOVE. OR. NOT. !!!!!!!!
DYING ON THIS HILL!!!!!!
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saikira999 · 16 hours
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My slightly cruel headcanon about the Azul overblot!
Octopuses themselves are nimble, twisty and cunning animals. It seems to me that during the battle, in addition to regenerating, dodging attacks and spraying ink, Azul could have taken the main character hostage.
Weak, unable to fight, the prefect without magic is an ideal live shield and besides, They can be used as a bargaining chip. Something like: "You give Me your abilities and stop fighting, and I, so be it, will not break your precious friend a pair of limbs...."
....I think He should be TERRIBLY ashamed after the overblot💀
(And also, I found a bunch of cool shots from the original movie, and I want to draw something with them...)
Sorry for My crooked English. It's not My native language.
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Reblog me, please! :D
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fictitious-obsession · 19 hours
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DC Headcanon #1
◇ Jason Todd x Y/N: Love Language ◇
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I feel like Jason's love language is somewhat tied to quality time and small touches.
He came from a home that was not healthy and that did not prioritize him, so he tries his best to make you feel wanted.
Weekends are for couch snuggles and movies or show binging. He sits with you for anything from terrible movies to drama tv shows. Even if you're not cuddling, he may put an arm around you or take your hand.
You receive texts of, "Hey. Missing you. Can I come over tonight??" or "Passing by your place for work stuff...can I stop by for a kiss good luck?" (He is a red heart emoji user, for sure.)
He stops by whenever he can to see how you're doing. Not minding if he sees you for 6 hours or 5 minutes. He prefers to see you over calling you. ....This may include knocking on your window while out as Red Hood.
Date nights are a must, but he will try to keep it as private as possible.
He likes to be close to you. If you're not in the mood for cuddles or closeness, he asks to just take your hand or put his hand on your thigh. Looking to comfort while gaining comfort.
He loves to be around you, but respects your mood and boundaries.
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Just a short little thought I had. I just wanna cuddle him lol Anyway, hope you enjoyed it :)
Anyway, I'm back!!
~ Anya
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Sherlock & Co Headcanons
This list got SO LONG, SO QUICKLY, but here y'all are. Nobody asked, but I sure as hell will deliver.
Sherlock comes into John's room at night sometimes when he can't sleep. John lets him snuggle up in bed and wraps his arms around him like a koala, and - as long as John's breathing is acceptable - Sherlock falls swiftly asleep to the rise and fall of his chest. After a few times, Sherlock observes a notable decrease in John's nightmares and starts joining him in bed more often, even when he's not tired.
Mariana is one of those rare people who Microsoft Excel gets along with. She has magic powers for sure.
YOU GET A QPR, YOU GET A QPR, EVERYBODY GETS A QPR
On the topic of google docs in the latest episode, Sherlock's gmail is a random string of numbers like a default wifi password because "[email protected]" was taken and that was obviously the next possible option. Mariana's job is infinitely harder because of this.
They have movie nights.
John tried once to get the others into football. Neither of them saw the appeal of it but they watched a game with him anyway out of some strange obligation and a hefty amount of coercion. Also there was popcorn. The joy John radiated when Swindon Town scored a goal was absolutely worth it all.
Carol Watson ships it.
CANE USER JOHN CANE USER JOHN CANE USER JOHN
John hates using his cane, like genuinely loathes it. He's convinced he'll get looks for it or seem like he's faking. And what would Mariana and Sherlock think about him as a colleague?? One morning, though, after a particularly physically taxing case, he woke to an awful flare up. When he reluctantly swiped the cane from the corner where it had been gathering dust so far and made his way into the kitchen for breakfast, Mariana and Sherlock didn't even bat an eye - Mariana did ask if he'd like to sit down while she made him toast, which he gratefully accepted. Archie did try to gnaw on it, though. He uses the cane a bit more often, now.
John and Mariana learned BSL for Sherlock's bad days. They have intricate and heated discussions from across the room entirely in sign language when others are around and nobody can understand them. It's hilarious to watch - well, hilarious from their perspective, at least.
They fall asleep on the couch an inordinate number of times.
One time, Sherlock made John and Mariana breakfast. The two of them spent a very long time trying to figure out whether he was high, delusional, or both.
Clients are generally confused by the whole trio's relationship dynamic. Slay. That's exactly what they're going for.
Honestly I'm 100% vibing with the poly hcs going around. Consider: poly qpr???
Short king John. You agree. Reblog.
Mariana consistently steps out of the flat looking drop down gorgeous because she's awesome like that, whereas Sherlock looks like he's just been dragged out of bed (he probably has been) and John exclaims in pleasant amusement whenever he finds bits of his breakfast in his stubble. They make the perfect trio.
Sherlock is tall enough to rest his chin on top of John's head. He does it like some sort of clingy cat whenever he's tired and John's back is turned. It's adorable. He's recently been experimenting with slinking his arms around John's waist as he does so, yielding gentle chuckles that he feels rather than hears. The results have been a smashing success.
Mariana was school captain.
John drinks juice straight from the carton like a heathen (which is fine because Sherlock hates the stuff - the pulp gets stuck in his teeth - and Mariana has her own food downstairs).
Sherlock really does play the violin at horrific hours. The neighbors hate him, but it actually puts John to sleep when he's not playing the violent, jerky melodies of a tricky case.
Sherlock and Victor Trevor. I'm surprised this isn't already canon. They happened. Whatever "happened" means is irrelevant - they happened.
Sherlock really likes rainbow sour straps.
MORE TO COME PROBABLY
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sydneyyuu · 2 days
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Y/N: do I get a kiss from you today?
Levi: did you clean up the bathroom for me?
Y/N: I...well-
Levi: no kiss.
Y/N: what!?
Levi: no. You didn't clean. No kiss.
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artytaeh · 2 days
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the way i just know that theodore nott raises an eyebrow at EVERYTHING.
someone made a comment that he thought it was stupid? raised eyebrow + side-eye combo.
someone called his name or asked for his attention? theo raises an eyebrow so he doesn't have to take the cigarette from his lips to ask, what? or to say anything at all; a silent question.
playful banter and you did manage to say something that kept him on his toes? looks at you up and down, almost checking you out, with that raised eyebrow that shows amusement.
a professor scolds him? the sassiness is silent, in the form of a raised eyebrow, once more.
he might not be having the final word now, as you scold him (or try to reprimand him), but he surely is raising an eyebrow at you and keeping on the sassy-man-apocalypse safe and sound.
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zaptrap · 3 days
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Wait does that mean Bizzaro Cole is paper thin?
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precisely! (context)
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rottenpumpkin13 · 2 days
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How does Angeal cope with Sephiroth and Genesis fighting all the time and not have a mental break down
During a night out in Midgar, Angeal once made them stand in the middle of the sidewalk, watching two giant rats fighting each other over a moldy french fry, purely for the sake of "This is what y'all look like say hello to your mirror selves."
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minteyeddevil · 3 days
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Brothers/Sides Reacting to "I love you" Said For the First Time.
(These for sure aren't canon but I wanted to do this cause I needed some fluff in my life, lol.)
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Lucifer:
"I love you."
The two of you were relaxing on his bed, him finally having a day off where the two of you could spend time together
He looked so relaxed and at ease, something you longed for him to be feeling
It just had to slip out and be said
His fingers gently massaging your scalp freeze as he pulls away from you
An actual look of surprise on his face when he looks down at you
But it soon melts into a smile and content look, as he pulls you in tightly for a big hug
"I love you too," he says happily as he kisses your forehead
And refuses let you go for the rest of the evening, hogging you all to himself
Mammon:
"I love you."
You were actually walking to school together, holding hands
When the words just suddenly left you
He freezes in place and turns to face you with a shocked expression, before falling into his usual macho facade
"O-Of course ya love me! Duh, ya dumb human! I'm the best there is!"
But the smile on your face and look in your eyes makes the facade fade almost instantly as he takes your hands in his and he kisses your knuckles
"I love you too, (Y/N). Ya mean the world to me."
Can't get enough of hearing you say it to him and always says it back
Leviathan:
"I love you."
He was in the middle of a heated game, trying his damndest to beat the other players
When your words finally hit his ears
And his controller and headset went flying as he rushed to your side
"Wait, say that again?"
You repeat it for him with a big smile on your face
"You love me? A gross, ug--!"
You cut him off before he can start, hugging him close and telling him over and over that you love him
"I love you too, (Y/N)...so very much!"
He has a tendency to ask if you are sure but eventually just says he loves you first when he feels comfortable
Satan:
"I love you."
You were curled up in his lap, reading a book with him when the time just felt right to say it
He closes the book and wraps his arms around you tightly, pressing a kiss to your cheek
"I've been waiting a long time to hear you say that. I love you too."
You tell him you mean it with all your heart and cuddle into his chest as he holds you tighter
You both continue read together and occasionally share a kiss from time to time
Asmodeus:
"I love you."
You were sitting on his bed and admiring him as he was dressing and putting on his make up
He just looked so amazing and your heart swelled with emotion for him that it spilled over
He gasps and turns to you, tackling you back on his bed
"I love you too! I've been dying to say it to you but you said it first!"
He smothers your face in kisses, making you giggle and hug him close
Brags to everyone online and to his brothers that you said you loved him
Beelzebub:
"I love you."
The two of you were walking home from a date you were on when the words just tumbled out
He stopped in his tracks, causing you to trip a bit as you walked into him
"You love me? Really?"
Sweet demon has the biggest puppy eyes looking down at you, emotion apparent all over his face
When you nod your head, he picks you up and spins you around, the both of you laughing happily
"I love you too."
He carries you back the House of Lamentation, refusing to put you down
Belphegor:
"I love you."
The two of you were curled up in a blanket in the observatory, looking up at the stars
It was perfect and everything felt just right to say it to him
He turns his head slowly to look at you, before letting his head rest on your shoulder
"I love you too, (Y/N)."
The rest of the night you spend curled up together under the stars
And he follows you around the next day, begging to hear you say it again and again
Diavolo:
"I love you."
You had attended a royal reception with him as his honored guest, your arm hooked in his the entire time as you walked together
He was bright eyed the entire time, smiling down at you whenever he looked at you that your heart just swelled with love
He blinked a few times as he looked at you, almost like a deer in headlights
But soon smiled and pulled you closer, hugging you tightly
"I have been wanting to tell you how I feel for a long time now. I love you too."
He would have you over to the castle as often as possible to spend his free time with you
And always whispered he loves you whenever he had the chance to
Barbatos:
"I love you."
You were helping him in the kitchen, watching him go about cooking for the prince
And he was smiling every time he looked at you
Until he heard you speak did he stop what he was doing and walk over to you
"And I love you, my dear."
He placed a soft kiss on your lips before going back to his work
After this, he had you at his side as often as possible, sneaking kisses whenever alone with you
Simeon:
"I love you."
The two of you were going over his latest chapter of his book, watching him work so diligently
That the words just slipped out
For a moment, he looked over the papers with a puzzled expression before looking at you
"That's not a line I wrote, where did you..."
That's when it dawned on him; you were confessing your love
His face broke into a wide smile as he leaned forward to press a kiss to your forehead
"I love you too."
Solomon:
"I love you."
You were on his bed, watching him mix potions and write down in his spell book
When it just hit you that it needed to be said
For a moment, you felt he didn't hear you; he was still going about his work
But he soon turned around and pounced on you, pinning you to his bed
"About time you said it. I love you too."
You proceed to wrestle on his bed, laughing and smiling as you play around together
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fuji-sen · 2 days
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SAU WuWa Headcanon pt. 2 .ೃ࿔*:・
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scar-centric headcanon!
(mostly for the readers who are simping or genuinely like his characters) warning: since i posted this in the first patch, he might seem ooc in the future.
ᯓ★ in headcanon pt#1 in this series, there's a short line where you practically simp for him, this continues on here- plus im biased for him at the moment ehehehehhe
ᯓ★ So they can hear you now, through your frequency, your voice is a bit garbled still but it's understandable. So it was very awkward and a bit annoying for scar when he first made his grand entrance to the rover!
"Guess you won't need need my self introduction-"
and you're probably like "oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!"
and he nearly messed up shuffling his deck of cards when you squeal and dote over him.
"it's scar!" (a line for those who were already aware of his existence through leaks and being updated in the fandom)
"he's so attractive!" you'd dote on his hair, his scars, and his voice.
"what the fuck-?" he looks at Rover who looks dead inside as you continued to gush.
ᯓ★ and again, he's bothered how chatty you are when he fights.
ᯓ★ butttt he gets used to it, and plus the compliments and the doting? he couldn't really complain.
he basically ate those shit up!
ᯓ★ and then in the future he gets so smugged about it, he's sure he is one of your favorites.
ᯓ★ but its a dang shame your frequency is attached to the rover, and he could only hear it clearly when he's nearby.
ᯓ★ Your affection towards him simply proves he was just that charismatic to get a disembodied voice to like him!
ᯓ★ He'll take your positive opinions of him as a sign that his and his group's plan is totally right! and he becomes even more confident!
ᯓ★ He'll probably be more interested and stalky with the rover when scar realizes that the frequency was strongest when he is near the rover!
ᯓ★ its a dang shame your frequency is attached to the rover, and he could only hear it clearly when he's nearby. it's even more a shame when Rover rejects to join him/them.
ᯓ★ So yeah, Rover kinda wishes you were physically there, with your own body ofc, to get that predator off their back!
ᯓ★ speaking of Rover, Scar probably uses the fact that you're so smitten with him to try and coax the Rover to join him.
"don't you want to make them happy?" Scar asked with a smile.
But Rover immediately shuts down that idea, "I want them to shut up about you honestly."
Wrote and Edited on: May 25, 2024 🖌 No rewrites, no translations, no posting or copying the text and posting on here or any platforms please ( • ᴖ • 。)
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frickingnerd · 6 hours
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getting glued to katsuki bakugou
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pairing: katsuki bakugou x gn!reader
tags: suggestive, reader gets undressed in front of katsuki, mentions of mineta (it's all his fault), katsuki and reader are glued together by mineta's balls
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you had no idea how the two had ended up in the situation!
one minute you were talking to kirishima about a new training routine in class, with katsuki arguing with mineta next to the two of you
and the next minute, mineta was throwing his sticky balls at katsuki, who bumped right into you
and now the two of you were glued together…
"you're too close–!!" katsuki groaned and tried to pull away from you, only to be pulled back by the sticky ball and bump right back into you
"don't move, you're tearing my uniform off–!!" you huffed back at him, your cheeks tainted red
you were holding onto his shirt, trying to not get too close to him and yet not too far away for your clothes to rip
"damn it…" katsuki turned away from you and you could swear there was a faint blush on his cheeks as well
"how long does that shit last, huh!?" he glared towards mineta
"a couple hours, maybe" was not the answer he was hoping for, but it was the one he got
"i'm not going to be glued to you for the next few hours! go take those clothes off, now!" katsuki huffed at you
"excuse you!?" you huffed right back at him. "i'm not getting undressed in front of you or anyone else!"
the arguing continued for a while. you weren't willing to take your shirt off, just so you wouldn't be stuck together anymore
and katsuki really didn't want to be stuck with you for any longer than necessary – especially since you were this close!
in the end, you ended up giving in
the two of you made their way towards the locker rooms, stumbling over each others feet on your way there, until katsuki groaned and picked you up, so you'd get there quicker
you made katsuki swear to close his eyes as you started to slip out of your shirt, squirming and causing him to groan annoyed, telling you to hurry up already
it felt like an eternity until you had finally taken the shirt off and slipped into your gym clothes
by the time you were fully dressed again, you turned around again, only to find katsuki looking at you
"katsuki–!!" you glared at the boy, who quickly turned away and pretended like he wasn't just watching you get undressed!
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nereidprinc3ss · 3 days
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i have thoughts on reid x dilaudid that i feel like i’ve never seen anyone talk about before so im gonna share
spoilers for s2 ofc and cw for discussions of substance abuse
something im thinking abt right now is that presumably reid was not psychologically or physically dependent on dilaudid yet by the time he was rescued from tobias hankel. of course he was incredibly traumatized and im not saying i wouldn’t anticipate wanting relief from that if i were him, but he could have gone without the drugs. he CHOSE to take the vials from tobias when he left. so if you think about it we didn’t even see the turning point into his addiction—he had to make the choice AGAIN to shoot up at some later point. he obviously knows the statistics abt addiction and the opioid crisis. but we know he really was addicted eventually. so after tobias, he got home and looked at those vials and made that choice to shoot up again, fully aware of what he was doing and all the implications and potential consequences but he was just in that much pain.
like it makes me so so sad to think about how smart he is and how his vast intellect was not enough to stop him at any point in the pursuit of getting high and he was contending with that the whole time, aware that he should be “too smart” for what he’s doing. like he had to procure syringes, he had to consider what he was potentially sacrificing, all while he was completely lucid, and he still made a fully conscious decision that it was more valuable to get high.
or maybe he convinced himself he was just going to use them to wean himself off because it would take a major toll on your body to receive all those drugs in such a short time frame. maybe he thought he could slowly detox. which might be even sadder. or maybe he was lying to himself the whole time and knew he just wanted to give himself permission to get high again. idk.
regardless it’s really really sad to think about how much effort he had to put into doing something he knew was terrible for him and how he chose it again and again because that’s how much he was hurting. like that scene of him holding the bottles and looking in the mirror at work hits a lot harder when you realize his addiction was not something just happened to him. he can’t entirely shirk the blame. i can’t even imagine how much self loathing he would have had going on at that time
(also i am fully aware that addiction is an illness and in many regards not a choice at all, but im saying its not likely he was actually clinically diagnostically addicted to dilaudid by the time he was freed. in that sense, he did make choices which contributed to his addiction, and he had to live with that, which i think is really highlighted by him looking in the mirror like what the fuck have i done to myself)
anyways im so sad now😂😂😂😂!!!!!! this is one of my favorite plot lines it was done so dirty!!
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