#*incorrect quotes

[a-multifandom-mess12]

#all of their conversations were like this #hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannibal lecter #hannigram #murder husbands #bedelia du maurier #incorrect quotes

[cod-dump]

Gaz: *quietly working in his office*

Soap: *kicks the door open before he runs in and slams in behind him*

Gaz: WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!

Soap, red faced: HE HAS FRECKLES

Gaz: Who-?

Soap: GHOST

Gaz: He has… freckles?

Soap: YES! He went to visit Alejandro and Rudy in Mexico and apparently he had his mask off a lot and the SUN DEEPENED HIS FRECKLES AND NOW I CAN SEE THEM AROUND HIS EYES WITH HIS MASK ON

Soap: Kyle I’m going to EXPLODE

Gaz: I want to see these freckles

Soap: There’s no going back once you do. Is that a risk you’re willing to take?

Gaz:

#call of duty #modern warfare #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #incorrect quotes #soapghost #ghostsoap

[lilislegacy]

hazel: has anyone seen percy and annabeth?

*frank, leo, and piper all at once*

frank: they’re joking around

leo: they’re arguing

piper: they’re making out

everyone (confused): …

frank: um when i saw them like twenty minutes ago, they were joking around together and laughing their butts off outside the senate house

leo: well when i saw them at the forum like ten minutes ago, they were throwing hands and pointing fingers and rolling their eyes at each other, like, viciously arguing over something

piper: ok well when i passed by them literally just five minutes ago, they were very heatedly making out against annabeth’s dorm room door

everyone:

grover: yeah… they tend to be like that

#they are all over the place #all the time #and grover is used to it #incorrect quotes #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #hazel levesque #leo valdez #frank zhang #piper mclean #grover underwood #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #hoo #lol

[sizkza]

Lamb, marrying a follower: Till death do us part.

Narinder, clawing at the realm of the dead’s formless ground: Oh, I'll part you alright

#bonus: baal: okay. should we tell him #aym: no. don't want ANY part of that #incorrect quotes #cotl #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl narilamb #narilamb #true devotion #this was in my drafts and i was like. why not.

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 5

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4]

#stranger things #incorrect quotes #incorrect stranger things quotes #steve harrington #robin buckley #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #eddie munson #mike wheeler #stobin #platonic stobin #steddie #ronance #*mine #dustin henderson #argyle stranger things #stonathan #jargyle #platonic edancy

[kimjun]

YN: I know you want to keep me safe, but... the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.

Jason: Believe me, I've thought about it.

#reader insert #x reader #incorrect quotes #dc x y/n #jason todd x reader #dcu #Jas #jason x reader #Dc #dc batman #Ba #batfamily #Batf #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam x reader #Re #reader #Jason Todd x #Jason Todd #jason todd x you #batfam #red robin #dick grayson #damian wayne

[mimisempai]

Awkward proposal…

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 1 : here

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 2 : here

#good omens #incorrect good omens quotes #incorrect aziracrow #incorrect ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #Mr A. Z. Fell #michael sheen #david tennant #😈😇 #incorrect quotes #good omens 2 #incorrect GO 235

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Damian, why do you torment me?

Damian: I am your hubris manifested.

#source: tumblr #bruce wayne #batman #damian wayne #robin #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[rxmqnova]

Y/N: I'm a very mature person. I always apologize when I'm wrong.

Wanda: Y/N, I've never heard you apologize.

Y/N: Well, that's because I'm never wrong.

#source: ??? #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #wanda maximoff #scarlet witch #wanda x y/n #wanda x you #wanda x reader #wanda maximoff x y/n #wanda maximoff x you #wanda maximoff x reader

[artsymeeshee]

Priorities I guess

#gravity falls #dipper pines #pacific northwest #my art #incorrect quotes #comic #sketches #this looked so much better in my head but meh

[percabethownsmybutt]

percy: thanks for not telling annabeth what happened

grover, dumbfounded: i don’t even know where to begin trying to explain this

#annabeth chase #incorrect quotes #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo incorrect quotes #pjo tv show #walker scobell #incorrect pjo quotes #pjo series #leah sava jeffries #percy series #pjo spoilers #pjo fandom #percy and annabeth #percabeth #greek mythology #grover underwood #incorrect riordanverse #riordanverse #rick riordan

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Ghost: You have friends and I envy that Y/N: You can share my friends Ghost: *looks at Johnny and Kyle* Ghost: I don't want those

#call of duty #incorrect call of duty quotes #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect quotes #call of duty modern warfare #cod incorrect quotes #ghost cod #ghost mw2 #simon ghost riley #ghost #cod simon riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #simon ghost x reader #simon riley cod #simon riley #ghost x y/n #ghost x reader #ghost x you #ghost call of duty #captain john price #captain price #john price #cod

[cod-dump]

*a few months after Soap and Ghost start dating*

Soap: Wait… you like Kyle? You’ve liked him for months… almost longer than you’ve liked me

Ghost: Yep

Soap: Why haven’t you asked him out?

Ghost: He’s intimidating

Soap: … you asked ME out!

Ghost: You’re not intimidating, at least not like how he is. I knew you’d say yes, you’re not very subtle

Soap:

Soap: I feel insulted

#call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #incorrect quotes #soapghost #ghostsoap #gazghost

[intimidating-fettuccine]

[After a rough night]

Y/N: NEVER BACK DOWN, NEVER WHAT?

Toby, crying: Never give up!

Y/N: NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT??

Toby, crying harder: NEVER GIVE UP!!

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ticci toby headcanons #ticci toby #ticci toby headcanon #ticci toby x reader

[this-hazbin-quoted]

Rosie: Hey, where’s that person I introduced you to?

Alastor: We had an argument. Theyre in the garden.

Rosie: I was just out there but I didn’t see them.

Alastor: Dig deeper.

#incorrect hazbin quotes #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #radio demon #hazbin rosie #hazbin hotel rosie #overlord rosie #radiorose

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 3

[part 1] [part 2]

#stranger things #incorrect quotes #incorrect stranger things quotes #steve harrington #robin buckley #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #eddie munson #mike wheeler #max mayfield #madwheeler #will byers #vickie stranger things #stobin #platonic stobin #steddie #platonic madwheeler #*mine