https://lauren-526.ludgu.top/i/Amyr0iH
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Crush and Power Girl by Yanick Paquette.
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🎀 when a cute girl calls me cute not knowing that i’m now going to imagine the two of us in a soft embrace and skipping hand in hand through a misty meadow of flowers
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List of things to remember when u have a crush
1. Some girl has dumped him and never wants ANYTHING to do with him ever again
2. He’s probably talking to at least 2 other girls at the same time as you
3. His body count is probably uncomfortably high
4. There are other girls probably throwing themselves at him and he probably cannot resist temptation
5. He watches p*rn and is probably addicted
6. He’s most likely capable of looking you dead in the eye and lying for months on end. He will swear up and down on his mom, his dead grandma etc to get away with one pathetic lie
7. Lying about his height unnecessarily
8. Check his following on Instagram or TikTok. That is all
9. Probably has an ex that he fumbled and isn’t over her
10. He’s probably only talking to you because he wants to smash
11. Probably on a plethora of dating apps and is constantly searching for the next best thing
12. Probably listens to ‘alpha male’ podcasts and believes he’s the prize
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"wasted potential" you are still living!!! your potential is still here, you can carry on
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Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out, Richard Siken.
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Scrub Daddy vs. Liquid Nitrogen
(or a Scrub Daddy being hit with a mallet when it’s hot, cold, frozen from dry ice, and frozen from liquid nitrogen)
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I wish i could have a normal crush... but no, my brain wants to worship every little detail of you until it drives me insane
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In these dreams it's always you:
Richard Siken, Crush; from ‘I Had a Dream About You'
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